"How many stereotypes do you want?"
*yes*
@@bigsmokes2708 they forgot the part where the generals will be shot if they talk to each other, because they could be plotting to overthrow [INSERT DICTATOR]
@@bigsmokes2708 nope :/ they don't drive around on camels and they don't wear thobes while at war
Switzerland: *casually plants wrong flower on enemy’s garden*
Oh god, doesnt that violate the Geneva convention? That has to be a war crime of sorts!
Also Switzerland: fortifies every mountain and has mandatory gun ownership/ training laws -
Germany during WWII: "Its not free real estate"
All the countries and their background music:
0:14 United Kingdom | Cock O' the North
0:22 Germany | German Soldier Song "Erika"
0:31 Russia | USSR National Anthem
0:40 Vietnam | Giải Phóng Miền Nam
0:50 Switzerland | (Unknown)
0:59 China | (Unknown)
1:12 Somalia | Thriving Seaside Resort
1:21 Iraq | Ya Gariya Khabirini
1:32 USA | 137 - Jay Ray
1:37 North Korea | (Unknown)
I couldn't find the names of the unknown musics.
FINALLY. I’ve had this saved for years waiting for someone to figure out the USA portion’s song. Thanks
As a German I can confirm we during wars have Erika blasting out of all speakers.
That burgerking inside US base LOL
It's actually fact. Well-established US bases all have their own fast-food chains.
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@@mitsistudio I see other CZcams content make stealing your visa how could I report them.
I love the "Offend everyone, then noone is offended" approach that was taken here.
@@BigNavy8175 does it offend you that they missed Canada? Then it served its purpose :D.
As a veteran who did two tours in Iraq I will confirm this. And that Burger King in the US safe zone…absolutely spot on attention to detail!
What years did you tour? I found the Iraq one really inaccurate, even taking into account that this is just a humoristic take on stereotypes. What would've been more accurate yet in line with the video's style, is a completely incompetent arab commander wasting his expensive military hardware as most of his soldiers either surrender or desert their battle-stations.
At the time of Desert Storm, Iraq had the 4th largest airforce in the world, and Saddam's Republican Guard had modern tanks. Baghdad was the most heavily protected city in the world with thousands of SAM batteries. They also had a Navy which was completely wiped out in a day by the coalition, but it's a bit far-fetched to reduce all that to a camel-powered car hull and a couple of suicide belts.
@@CosmicTeapotpov: the suicide bombers pop left and right and the CRAM buzzes nonetheless 😂😂😂
@@NorthernWisconsinandStuffApparently there are about a half million vet disabled since then. So something must've been working.
Edit: The number is 1.8 million with 150k of the disabled committing the deed.
America: 300 Rounds per min.
China: 300 men per min.
if we throw enough people at the bullets sooner or later they will run out of bullets
@Joe Blowe Not really they were quite smart but there plan wasn't to throw men they just had poor training post of the time.
You mean America: 300 men per min. Because it literally would be the same but it's also effective because more men mean more bullets per min.
A more realistic interpretation of Switzerland would be a massive artillery piece hidden in the mountain while the house is actually a hardened bunker camouflaged as a house.
Or according to legend, everyone casually strolls out of the house, fires a single shot, then goes back inside.
@Mike Wazozki no no, i meant that hamas is hiding their artillery and bases under civilians' houses, and that creates a cover for them, meanwhile the poor people have to suffer bc their government is a terrorist organization
I just love how the Russian submarine guy just screams out “For the MotherLand!”
Impressive
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@@mitsistudio impressive is kind of an understatement, not only was it accurate it was funny and looks amazing
@@mitsistudio add Canada: just crazy fella not scared of anything with maple syrup
France: surrender but do rebellio each year
Japan: BANZAIIII
if it's vietnam, you have to design the characters as the bushes holding guns, but also thank you for showing the world the heroic spirit of the vietnamese people
I like the secret burger king station for the US. Accurate.
@@tompegorinno5141 it’s in the bottom of the trench ravine thing on the American one
@@brennenfry8416 thanks for that man! Didn't see that at first. Kudos, fella. 👊
Switzerland: The almost neutral stone thrower.
USA: Terminator war.
Air superiority: cant have KIA's if there aint no one to get killed!
Did you notice the Burger King sign? Seriously, there's more to the U.S.A. than Burger King, and this coming from a person who is within walking distance of three restaurants and two convenience stores.
@@kevinlane1219 Yeah didn't know any Americans actually liked burger king
For Switzerland I feel like you should have shown manual conscription somehow and how the mountains are literally rigged with explosives to prevent anyone from entering.
Subbing for the comedy and the art style. Super unique and playful. I just watched all your videos from newest to eldest and I'm excited to see your channel grow!
This was awesome as a brit the Scottish bagpipes coming on was class hahaha. Good job mate. We also have a Tea maker in our Tanks 🇬🇧
This animation has me convinced you're the only person that could make a Metal Slug game with 3D graphics.
This may sound a bit crude, but I've made a mess of my trousers at the mere thought
Switzerland clearly had the best aim. They were the only ones that hit every single shot.
Switzerland is famous for it's many gun clubs, many homes have a rifle and someone who knows how to use it, and a bunker in the cellar.
As so many wars become sniper battles, I expect the Swiss are ahead of the curve here.
As a Brit I can confirm we play March of the Cameron men on the pipes at full volume while at war
As an Englishman i can confirm we keep a set of bagpipes on us where ever we go, especially during times of war
I just realized... The swiss have a 100% accuracy. one shot fire, one shot hit...
"Our army is double the size of your population, what would you do if we invaded?"
"Shoot twice and go home."
Ahaha, yeah, it is actually hard to accurately hit someone with rock, I'm not joking now
This animation literally made me cry. Oh god, it's just so beautiful. Well done you guys 😭❤.
I'm proud to have subscribed to this channel when this was the only video they had.
And now it seems like it's turning into another history channel. I am subscribed to several other history channels, and I welcome more of them. Especially when the animation is as good as this.
I love how there’s a Burger King in the American station
So little known fact, but the Air Force fucking LOVES Burger King. I think every single Air Force base I have ever gone to has had a Burger King in its food court.
@@ThefinalLPer There was even one in the massive air base Bagram Afghanistan!
I love how accurate ours was.
@@ThefinalLPer It isn't that we love it, it's that the government has an exclusivity contract with them and a handful of other companies for cheap, accessible fare.
You've probably also seen Anthony's Pizza, Baskin Robbins, Robin Hood, and Taco Bell. They have similar deals.
"How much stereotypes can you make in two minutes?
Mitsi: Yes
@@TheHaller Stereotypes comes from truth, now stereotypes dont always apply, but more often than not they usually do.
But in this case its not a stereo type that terrorist blow themselves up.
@@TheHaller Lmao when they stop blowing themselves up in real life, maybe it won't be a "Stereotype". Stop being offended for terrorists who blow themselves up.
As a person from Vietnam, I can confirm that this video is very epic, love your vids
As a britishman I can confirm there is a ready trained bagpipe player always there with his battle pipes at the ready
Isn't it lovely that the USA have a burger King at their base
It’s also lovely that the fat soldier is sitting on top of the oil.
“How does Switzerland fight their wars?” “ they don’t”
@alfred lauridsen Enough that there had been several laws and attempts to prevent them from just going and messing up other countries on payroll.
They've become experts in the ancient art of vibing so hard they don't have to fight any wars
Needs a songlist, every single one of these songs are bangers
As a russian, I can confirm that we scream when launching missiles and we travel mainly in submarines.
The fact that the russian guy kicks an atomic bomb casually like its an everyday thing
I mean it is my guy have you not seen amazing vs Russia vids lol their funny
Us: Drones
Viet: Guerilla
Russia: Submarines
Switzerland: Sit and relax
Uk: paratroopers
China: overloaded defense
Germany: bunker
NK: nuke
Iraq: camels
0:38 ЗА РОДИНУ!!!!
0:25 the animators knew what they were doing when they put that music
UK General: “Ok this is the most important secret mission of the year. Now, roll out.”
Soldier: yes sir! Let me just grab my bagpipes.
I think it was in WW1 when a British infantry division charged a german line and the bagpiper made it across unharmed. Later the German soldiers said they were so shocked seeing an unarmed scotsman charge them playing bagpipes that they just didnt even try to shoot him.
0:58 I like how Switzerland was so peaceful then it suddenly switches to Chinese soldiers screaming
the irony is is that switzerland has a pretty good army
and mandatory military training
also
EVERYONE who was in the swiss army gets equiped with a rifle to use after service incase of war, so VERY strong local militia defence forces if they ever enter war
@@firebladeentertainment5739
They just don't have ammunition for those rifles aside from very controlled circumstances under normal circumstances. Which, incidentally, is a great way to prevent the misuse of firearms while maintaining high levels of ownership!
@@AveSicarius oh
didnt knew that
still
the swiss are WELL armed and trained
pretty much all of them.
Can you make more like this? With other countries? I would love to see how you would portray other nations in war.
Man the USA part is just so humourous AKA "Freedom"
This channel deserves millions of views. Millions of people are missing this
I totally agree!!! This deserves at least 100m views. Such great production!!!!!
This video legitimately gave me the impression of an advertisement for an epic Claymation war strategy game. I would definitely play that game just to watch these little clay dudes to duke it out in the way they were animated in this video.
As an American student, I can confirm that is one of the most common tools, and even school supplies, in our country.
Dude, this is masterpice, apriciate it🔥
Meanwhile Spain: "SIR, WHE ARE OUT OF BULLETS!"
"Then use a stick"
"But the enemy has planes!"
"THEN USE A LONGER STICK!"
Sounds a lot like the Sherman Firefly meme... lol
British Military Development:
"SIR THE 17 POUNDER WON'T FIT"
"PUT IT SIDEWAYS"
"THERES NO ROOM FOR THE RADIO"
"PUT IT IN A BOX AND STICK IT ON THE BACK"
"THE ENGINE ISNT POWERFUL ENOUGH"
"GET 4 CAR ENGINES AND STICK THEM ALL TOGETHER"
I like how there is a build-in Burger King in America's base.
They’re not wrong but not many people here are actually that obese
Edit: I’m American, and I wasn’t here to be offensive, because honestly it’s probably one of the least insulting stereotypes, now if I say Arab, you already know what you’re thinking don’t deny it
@@Cahrssomething well yeah sadly, but I’m also thinking they took the concept from the time there was a Burger King at an actual base in the Middle East back in 2010 or sum
@anti gacha commander you can go to any asian or european country and see that there are significantly less overweight people compared to the us
@anti gacha commander man usa is the country with more fat people in the world just acept it
As a german i can only confirm that this animation style is simply wonderful.
1:34 there’s a Burger King sign before they fully go down
I love how Switzerland fights wars is just “They don’t”
They don't need to. Even the Nazi war machine avoided Switzerland. And for good reason; every adult there must take military service (if they are capable) and own more firearms per capita than anywhere else on Earth. Yes, that includes the USA.
@@imapseudonym1403 There's also the fact that the territory is hell to fight in.
@@TechnoMinarchist also their warplan is basically, self destruct
Everyone:*fighting for their lives in a bloody war*
Switzerland: Lets go hunting!
but where are the bunkers? And the streets and bridges fited with explosives?
Would have been more accurate if they would have turned the house into a bunker like in the real reduit. And as a side note the farmer should have turned into a banker shooting money or something like that ^^
@@MisterPyOne I expected the house to open up, and show the mighty howitzers hidden in them.
Guys, you're awesome. This channel is awesome. I love your animation style.
Looking back to what it is before from now that was amazing.
Let’s appreciate the fact that there is a Burger King in a lil cave when America shows up
@@FrozenWaffles64 We blow away entire towns because we suspect they're related to terrorist who have messed with us. Scary is an understatement.
@@ronnieoki.517 You're lucky we're allies you know. Without us the world would have been ruined 3 times over.
But your mockery is amusing non the less.
Oh I get it.
So *this* is what an NFT is...
Neat.
@@idontwantanysubscribers1157 some shit with fur potential being used in the dumbest way possible
@@Gvexx you can edit comments, you don’t have to post a clarification separately
I love how this video has that “With all due offense” vibe
When your teacher left in class: 0:59
I can't imagine how much time and work was necessary for this masterpiece
Probably a couple months to a year I’d assume. I may be overestimating though.
@@RandomRyan definitely underestimating, couple of months would be taken just to make the three d models (I am assuming since it takes the least time in this kind of animation)
I loved that the US had burger king on their base lmao.
Well in Ancient Rome when the legions move they were followed by a several merchants this is not so different
Mano eu acho muito que esse esteriotipo de gordo nos EUA só cola na Internet, pq esse esteriotipo é muito forçado pelos cara, acho que o esteriotipo dos EUA tá mais pra cowboy e racismo mesmo
Imagine a RTS with this Studio and this Countries
I like the the swiss guy chilling and then throwing cheese at the target
I love the fact that the USA has an underground Burger King
Known fact: burger King is one of the few fast food chains that employs civilian members to set shop where ever the us sets up a base. Go to any base and you'll find either a burger King or taco bell
@@Lincos321 better at lower quality fast food maybe. Trying to compare the two to each other is akin to comparing pig shit to human shit. Both are utterly terrible, but McDonald’s is more so.
Uk: “We’ll be fine, just send the Scots”
They weren’t Scots even though they used a bagpipe they’re paratroopers
You guys are so talented
That was awesome thank you.
Switzerland: throws rock.
China: and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and...
Russia: * Playing hardbass loudly while in the distance shit ton of nukes explode *
Sea of humans... imagine fighting over a hill and when you get to the top at the night what you see is a waves of people with chinese drums and warhorns played with torches lighting up the whole battlefield....
I think we all know Switzerland has an artillery piece hidden in the cabin.
They had an incident with artillery with one of the neighbours countries
And also bunch of government-issued guns inside: grandfather's K31, father's Stgw 57 (SIG SG 510) and son's Stgw 90 (SIG SG 550).
The whole little mountain is a hidden bunker and the land surrounding is filled with explosives I guess.
Thank You !
From Vietnam 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 !
Switzerland: S t o n e
China: Hey let's have 60 soldiers per house
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Switzerland: "I'm up here on my mountain, leave me the fuck alone or I'll kill you on your way up."
This has worked for them for over a century.
Chinese soldiers are a joke basically any country can kick their asses red and send them home, like the Indian army did,
The biggest difference between the Indian army and Chinese army, is the Indian army actually has to actively defend it’s borders from terrorists
While the Chinese soldiers are just soldiers for show they could never win a real battle despite Winnie the Pooh saying they can,
Search for Indian army vs Chinese army and you’ll seem some videos from a border skirmish a year or so ago.
@@clxwncrxwn Yes, fatsos eating curry versus a well disciplined army? Yea buddy we know the clear winner here.
I'm very happy to see this in my sub feed. Lovely animation :D
You are not the only one.
Ironic that I saw your "fewl cute might delete later" community post like 2 min ago xD
@@znerodarp5392 It's really funny, I see him and some others in so many commentary sections again and again, too. I guess some people have reached synchronicity with their Algorithms ... xD
This animation is a masterpiece
What I wouldn't give to have an RTS game based on this style...
advanced wars. coming out soon to the switch. it is similar but coloured redish and blue
The fact that Germany has Erika playing in the background makes this 500x better
That was a lot of contract for 2 minutes. Perfection.
As a british guy, I can confirm we carry bagpipes into battle and dump them on the floor to assert dominance
no one:
Russia: **kicks a nuke to make it unstuck**
well let's be honest here, kicking nuke to fix it is probably most russian thing ever
I love how calm Switzerland is and then China comes in like : *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
I really dig how the Russians just pop out of the ice cap on a Typhoon .Eerie .
Historically: I hate this.
Militarily: I'm insulted by this.
Personally: I love this.
@@laxuanhuy18-ms4lc because you all came out of the bushes and trees and now wax peoples' bushes while doing their nails and help people who have fallen from trees by being nurses : p
Everyone: has 5 soldiers on the platform
China: *you dare oppose me mortal*
China is like the droid army in star wars
U kill one and there are more
Chinese PLA logistics firm: “and would you like guns with your soldiers?”
If the war is a game, China would just keep spamming “recruit troops” and Switzerland would be afk
@@BloodRaven1045 usa is like a ftandmaster playet playing the starter race every match quickly gaining the best economy tech airforce and.. overall most kills. Irl Usa is most destructive military ever and despite everything we're the worst all things considered
Makes much more sense now with the US soldier with the missile spamming predator. China does the massive army and one US soldier could potentially wipe out a whole squad or more with a radio call and a drone.
As someone who has never been a soldier or have fought in a war I can confirm this is how wars are fought
Other countries: 😠
Switzerland: 0:49 Chad 🗿
I love this so much. I love the intersection between war and culture, how the nature of a People determines their approach to violence and nationalist expression, and what that expression reveals about them in a broader sense. I also love being able to caricature the most horrendous aspects of a culture and it’s history so that we may all be bonded through the healing process of humor; being able given permission to laugh at the most serious and urgent issues that otherwise are comedically off limits, reminded of our humanity and universal need to laugh at ourselves.
Should have put Finland in there on radios they hacked pretending to be the enemy convincing them to turn around because they have just released an army of Yettis
I fully expected the North Korean nuke to fail mid-air and flop back down.
To be fair, Kimmy boi there inhaled enough smoke to turn his lungs into raisins.
As an American, I can confirm that we have drones with 1,000,000 missiles that target nothing and we have a Burger King in our bunkers
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I liked the use of the Fig 11 running man as the adversary.
lol i was expecting the missile would be imperfect and land back to their silo
As my German 3D animation prof would say:
It's incredible made!
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