Welcome to JeffWatch 2020! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0 Number of Oofs in this episode: 0 Total Jeffs in 2020: 183 Total Bruhs in 2020: 58 Total Burning Shadows opened: 438
"its in some kids pocket" Let's be real, a grown ass man in his 30s stole that card, have you not seen the lego vids where they tear shit apart taking everything
I work for the Fairfield Company, Excell Marketing is the real name, they are the largest distributor of pokemon, shipping to target and walmart. All the stuff that doesn't sell in stores comes back to the warehouse and gets repackaged into the mystery boxes you see here. They don't resealed product, just take stuff out of it's original boxes and put it in shittier ones. Fairfield Company is a just a part of what we do.
@@masterof2d926When stores sell items, they have already bought them from Pokemon. What this company does is take everything from a store that did not sell (damaged box sets, loose boosters and so on) and re-packages the items and sells them back.
I accidentally just laughed at my dad when he was yelling at me and oh boy glad I have my own room. Thanks for posting Max I really enjoy your content and you really just cheer me up.
I'm glad Max is still alive. I've desperately needed a grown adult man to open some Pokemon cards and scream occasionally. I'd like to take a moment to edit my comment. That outro was top notch. I expect nothing less than absolute professionalism and perfection. And Max, you blew my expectations out of the water!
Great annoying grammar nazi that don't believe in typing words the way you want and feel like they have to correct you even on something as minor as a pokemon video. Its not a Harvard resume let the guy type and misspell whatever he wants lol
“there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go ex”
You know it’s a good day when MaxMoeFoePokemon uploads Edit: also, the code card correlation didn’t start until Breakpoint, so your fine to show the code card in Breakthrough and ones before it iirc
You inspired me to start collecting pokemon cards again. Your videos are so freaking awesome. No bs, straight to the point, and very informative. I almost bought these boxes but def not now.
We’re do you find the value of the packs? There’s one website I use but it just takes the average price of the cards that are sold by people on that website
The way the breakfast lore is developing has me worried. Surely, Max, you aren't going to sacrifice the new boys to bean, orange juice, and avacado chalices?
Funny seeing that these things get broken into by kids in Walmart. My local Walmart actually started putting the Pokémon cards in a locked case, so only staff can get them out for people now. Honestly, surprised it took them this long to think of doing that.
Hey Max may you please try opening the boxes of cereal that have the cereal mascots as toys, there's 6 of them and they're creepy as hell, there is even golden versions of them too.
This made my day, I watch all of your videos and cherish them, I’ll rewatch them all the time! Today I was feeling really down and depressed for no reason.. and when I check you channel and say this video I instantly smiled. Please don’t stop posting.. you really make people’s days. You’ve gotten me so into Pokémon and it’s spread to my boyfriend😂. Now we both watch you together and laugh a little too much!
Idk if anyone else is having this problem but I've been to 10 different stores and burning shadows just doesn't exist anymore. They have crimson invasion and the regular sun and moon sets. And then the set I buy the most has drastically risen in price, XY Evolutions.
Welcome to JeffWatch 2020!
Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0
Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0
Number of Oofs in this episode: 0
Total Jeffs in 2020: 183
Total Bruhs in 2020: 58
Total Burning Shadows opened: 438
Salud
J E F F
Could you add how many post cards he opens at the end by chance? I think that would be pretty neat
Doing gods work
Jeff
"its in some kids pocket"
Let's be real, a grown ass man in his 30s stole that card, have you not seen the lego vids where they tear shit apart taking everything
which utuber?
Feel attacked, mikkel?
@Just Mikkel guys I think we found the 30 year old who stole the card..
Literally tho💀 wish it was kids but it's usually old ass men 🔫
I never know what’s added in the intro. My ears just get assaulted by breakfast items.
I think it was the avocade toast this time but idk
Yeah avocado toast, last one was quiche I thing
Lol
@Jerome Bills what's the code now?
HASH BROWN!!!
Can't actually believe the goblin is still sparing the lives of those three cute little fellas. He must really love them.
Honestly I think he just low-key regretted the stuff with the other ones
Lol
Can someone explain the Goblin thing for me lol I'm new here😅
@@TeknoSmoki can't you see? Max is a goblin.
smh kids these days
@@TeknoSmoki It's Just a fact, he's a Goblin Ape man!
I work for the Fairfield Company, Excell Marketing is the real name, they are the largest distributor of pokemon, shipping to target and walmart. All the stuff that doesn't sell in stores comes back to the warehouse and gets repackaged into the mystery boxes you see here. They don't resealed product, just take stuff out of it's original boxes and put it in shittier ones. Fairfield Company is a just a part of what we do.
So do they distribute all the pokemon stuff to Walmart and Target instead of Pokemon company themselves?
@@masterof2d926When stores sell items, they have already bought them from Pokemon. What this company does is take everything from a store that did not sell (damaged box sets, loose boosters and so on) and re-packages the items and sells them back.
THE GOBLIN LOVES HIS SHINY CARDBOARD MADE FOR CHILDREN
GIVE... THE GOBLIN... SOME CARDBOARD GOOOOOLD!!!!!!
If this whole CZcams thing ends up not working out, at least you've been practising for years at talking like an auctioneer
15:36 perfection
Dude his voice alone is enough to make me go ape shit crazy.... imagine him Narrating a 30 minute long tv show 🤣😂🤣😂
Mike Hawk 3:51 “legendary “ 😎
I dislike the addition of avocado, it disrupts the "HASH BROWN!"
s1fu u child
@@Ritual75 suck balls
It's so weird seeing Max being excited for Evolutions after hating it for years
I know I was thinking the same thing.. he used to say fuck evolutions I never get any good pulls 😂😂
He wants to pull that charizard because it’s going up in value.
Wasn't it generations that he hated? Generations was just a shitty attempt at nostalgia, but evolutions was good, imo.
@@metakarp_ Evolutions is just the reprints of base set with breaks and the updated style for m/ex
Gold bars, mistery power boxes... Man, this stuff is really giving me that classic Maxmoefoepokemon taste..
Also mystery card blocks from Japan
wtf the honeycomb box was actually worth more than the cost of the box
Could be an old box and the card prices went up
$25.75 in value. I dont think the "old" cards would raise in value by $10
@@Swifteroos yea prolly
Lol. I came here to find this comment. I was not let down when it was amongst the most “liked” just near the top of the list.
He said he got that for 15 USD, not AUD
What sucks about being early is there is no Jeff watch yet
there should be another JeffWatch
The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness..
@@captainbarbossa5325 my grandma use to telle this before she would touch me
@@KingTheGermanShepherd ooo dat spicy 🙃 where she at tho?
9:59 that apology sounded so genuine I wanted to forgive him
3:50. Ok, we need a full episodes now where max dubs everyone and everything, including sound effects.
The English Breakfast at the start just gets larger and larger
Hi
HASHBROWN!
Where is The LAMB SAUCE !?!?
Hash brown
something bad will happen, i can feel it
When you hold mystery power boxes for so long that all the packs inside are “vintage”
I bought one this summer and got a diamond and pearl stormfront pack.
@Jaden Bissell literally can send a link to my ebay sale. I sold it for $50
I accidentally just laughed at my dad when he was yelling at me and oh boy glad I have my own room. Thanks for posting Max I really enjoy your content and you really just cheer me up.
A+ for the tobuscus outro.
Nicolai S+ for 3:51
B- for sexual harassment
C for consent
kole anker that was false lmao
RIGHT IT MADE ME HAPPY
The Breakfast lore is getting DEEP
I think Max is fattening us up with that breakfast for his fetish
He's pregnant he needs the nutrients
haha
f e e d e r f e t i s h
When we gonna stop with the breakfast and move onto lunch ?
it's going to merge into brunch, and then it'll be lunch before you know it
It's spelled LONCH
Tomato
Breakfast is the only meal you can eat at your other 2 meals
At this point it's brunch
I'm glad Max is still alive. I've desperately needed a grown adult man to open some Pokemon cards and scream occasionally.
I'd like to take a moment to edit my comment. That outro was top notch. I expect nothing less than absolute professionalism and perfection. And Max, you blew my expectations out of the water!
Yo max, your cholesterol gonna be through the roof with that breakfast
Your*
@@robowski8425 smart
Great annoying grammar nazi that don't believe in typing words the way you want and feel like they have to correct you even on something as minor as a pokemon video. Its not a Harvard resume let the guy type and misspell whatever he wants lol
@@justink2481 grammar* doesn't* believe* feels*
@@jeihan4525 lol hi hitler
I don’t even know what’s new to the breakfast buffet at this point
And the biggest mystery of all: how will this epic breakfast saga end?
with the way how to find the rainbow charizard. im making it easier by putting down the acronym but theres still so much to be added
“I may be a bit of a feeder”
Well that explains Chad....
FRIED EGG
*s a u s a g e*
FRIED EGG
This may be a reach, but I believe the fried egg brothers secret SISTER is going to make her appearance next episode... *OMELETTE*
My favourite part is when he says SAUSAGE.
I like FRIED EGG
sauSAGE
Ahhh another fan of max’s sausage
ikr
sausage!~☆
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go ex”
People are asking for lunch now. Bruh, I’m here wondering when brunch is gonna start.
What about second breakfast?
I was NOT expecting that avacado in the intro! WOW!
I laughed harder than I should of at the Nidoking voice over part😂
When the Fried Egg-Sausage-Fried Egg hits 😩😩😩
Everytime I see Max being angry at a card I'm scared he is gonna rip it
I couldn’t stop laughing when max was screaming nidoking :)
Mans is an ape
@@nickyd5427 in the best way
Avocado? Forget about the Japan vlogs, we need California vlogs!
Maxwell! You can store your super sized cards by using comic book sleeves and boards, it's the best way I've found
God I haven't heard Max do a "what are those" reference in a long time. I miss it :
The ultimate box 5 15$ shit according to the prices he showed actually returned a profit
And we didn’t even see the other mega ex he was supposedly supposed to receive
You know it’s a good day when MaxMoeFoePokemon uploads
Edit: also, the code card correlation didn’t start until Breakpoint, so your fine to show the code card in Breakthrough and ones before it iirc
Max is a different type of feeder. He is feeding our hungry for his Pokémon Cards & Gaming videos.
Hash brown is still my favorite part of the saga but avocado's got the spirit
Unpopular opinion: sausage is the worst part of the saga
“Evolutions, the reprint set, worth nothing” that hasn’t aged well at all
The ad preceding this video was for English muffins... sooo the intros are in fact working
Max, you should use your desk wall to write every booster pack order. That way you don't have to remember every booster pack order
If the breakfast intro ever ends, just add gold at the end for the goblin bois
If yall ever find tcg lightning boxes at walgreens but them. They're like the best 3rd party box I've found
Yea, I've actually found Hidden Fates and Shining Legends in those and got pulls. Can confirm.
He paused at the "bent spoon" card because he could have made a Joji spoon joke.
Time stamp?
@@Pacmanfan-po9rn 9:48
00:11
I’m amazed how they still survived to this point
You inspired me to start collecting pokemon cards again. Your videos are so freaking awesome. No bs, straight to the point, and very informative. I almost bought these boxes but def not now.
i am thriving off of max content
my questionable appreciation for this screaming goblin legend is through the roof
You could just about control the market of the Cosmog promo with the amount you have
Could you imagine him being like “today im unboxing Vicodin”
I just skip the intro because I always skip breakfast.
Forgetting to turn off 1.5x when i start these videos is like having a breakfast themed stroke.
This was grear not enough "bruh" and "jeff"
5:10 the pack had the card you get when you have a holo however there wasn't a holo
The avocado is new?
Hey the 'Ultimate Collection 5' at 10:15 actually made profit
We’re do you find the value of the packs? There’s one website I use but it just takes the average price of the cards that are sold by people on that website
"The guy that runs the carwash in Breaking Bad" had me dying
todays acronym for breakfast foods flying up to the ceiling for today is: TOBCCBTT?FSFCMPWHA
still not sure what the ? is so tell me if u know
Im ready for the video where he just eats all of the breakfast items in one go
Yall talking about charlie having a gambling addiction...
Max needs to be the voice actor for every Pokemon in the anime.
Ah Yes My Daily Dose Of Crazy Ape Man Opening Children Cards.And Begging For People To Give Him Money
I can’t imagine for having to sit through a minute plus worth of breakfast listings when the yearly intro compilation happens.
Avocado, HASHBROWNES
Love the sneaky avocado 🥑 in the intro...that caught me off guard
"Unfairfield company"
That breathing at 9:57 made me so uncomfortable. Dear lord. Didn't realize the Goblin liked snubbulls so much.
Didn’t expect to wake up to a man screaming at children’s cardboard playing cards
Can't believe max finally came around to liking Evolutions. The character development in this season is dope!
Man i cant wait to watch a middle aged man get scammed on kids trading cards
9:55 max got distracted by THAT DUMP TRUCK!
A
Sako Shill B
C
I really loved that Tobuscus reference at the end. I miss that guy tbh.
the only comment section without brain dead first comments* btw
FiRsT
7:02 that’s actually impressive
Hello macsmoefie I’m drunk as hell and I want to rell you keep doing this amazing shit 🏆
I can't wait for the next Burning Shadows marathon, I'll be so happy to see your reaction when you pull that zard off
Anyone else thinking about trying to order breakfast at a diner with max's intro?
I was told to just click on more videos to support the channel. So, I'll open up several tabs and just play several videos at once.
The way the breakfast lore is developing has me worried. Surely, Max, you aren't going to sacrifice the new boys to bean, orange juice, and avacado chalices?
that HASH BROWN hit in the intro is what keeps me going!!
Duuude I swear I was JUST watching ur old mystery power box vids, yasss
FOR THE FULL CARD SLEEVES LOOK INTO SCRAPBOOKING FULL PAGE PROTECTORS
All of those holographic water energies back to back made me pleasantly happy. That was funny.
Funny seeing that these things get broken into by kids in Walmart. My local Walmart actually started putting the Pokémon cards in a locked case, so only staff can get them out for people now. Honestly, surprised it took them this long to think of doing that.
im lowkey thinking the intros are an elaborate scheme for a merch drop on cold ones
Good to see you posting often again max. That’s some big massive legend energy and we’re all greatful
Hey Max may you please try opening the boxes of cereal that have the cereal mascots as toys, there's 6 of them and they're creepy as hell, there is even golden versions of them too.
Your bounce rate is gonna get crazy the better your intro gets.
Please do launch an investigation on the unfairfield and mjholding all the holos. Could be your best series ever XD
I want to see the clean up process after one of these videos lol
Oversized cards fit great inside a playbill binder and the playbill binder pages. :)
This made my day, I watch all of your videos and cherish them, I’ll rewatch them all the time! Today I was feeling really down and depressed for no reason.. and when I check you channel and say this video I instantly smiled. Please don’t stop posting.. you really make people’s days. You’ve gotten me so into Pokémon and it’s spread to my boyfriend😂. Now we both watch you together and laugh a little too much!
Idk if anyone else is having this problem but I've been to 10 different stores and burning shadows just doesn't exist anymore. They have crimson invasion and the regular sun and moon sets. And then the set I buy the most has drastically risen in price, XY Evolutions.
I don't know why, but I just love your energy that you pour into these videos.