I'm Gonna Put a Grenade in a Porta Potty...
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"Club Diver" by Kevin MacLeod from incompetech.com.
Outro music by MDK, • ♪ MDK - Dream Eater (N... - Sport
Matt are you ok
Kevster- I mean, Matt- would like to speak with you privately...
Edit: *Don’t stand behind him*
NANOOOOO
NANOOOOOOOO BROTHER I MISS YOU
hi nano
lol
That was the greatest intro of all time!!! LOL
U haven't seen his other ones.
Yessssssssssss man never know moe was a fan tbh but ace to see he comment
Yeah I nearly pissed myself lol 😂
Ya it was I did not know you watch demolition ranch
@@PLANETPOOFART always been a fan or you on about moe
That was without a doubt the best youtube intro I have ever seen.... ever.
100th like!
I watched 10 months later and was rolling laughing. "Oh I forgot about the way you are."
@@madisaur0 BREH SAME
Same best intros and channel
I literally skip every intro this guy does. They're dumb and humourless
Only the OG’s remember the creepy cooter intros.
Kevin will be greater. He will be Matt's magnum opus.
Only the real OG's remember all of the mannequins
Ah i miss creepy cooter
oh shoot I almost forgot.
@@Black_Jet5143 The mannequins were fucking hilarious.
That intro: You sure there isn't lead paint in the new house?
😂
Hes completely lost his shit.
His inner dad is coming out with all these dad jokes
Nah, just some bleeding in the brain from when he shot those glass balls and inhaled glass dust...
😭
everyone thats long enough around knows:
that wasnt the weirdest intro....
Never hear from Cooter too often...
@@noone42069 what happened to cooter?
The one where he walks through the woods and steps into the pond?
@@sahirdiesh6386 Cooter was voiced by Matt's friend Jake who died in an accident, so he isn't around any more.
@@sahirdiesh6386 the FBI happened to cooter
"Oh, I forgot about the way you are" legitimately one of the funniest lines I've seen in a skit
that intro pretty much sums up everyone that has been quarantining this past year
How?
@@nygiants440 he's trying to say we as a species are interacting differently and it makes normal conversation more exciting. this is obviously a exaggerated example but still
@@Killabeezee oh
I’m pretty sure Matt is slowly loosing his mind in the intros
true
Definitively
Agree
It makes getting older more fun, raising kids more tolerable, and marriage more manageable
And I’m loving him every time more & more
You know that ammo prices are high and availability is low when you watch a Demo Ranch video and not one single shot is fired.
But gas is so high too
Don't need to ban guns if nobody can afford ammo *taps head*... Thanks Trumpbama
@@rosskinnecom1274 eh, its cheaper than bottled water
Matt: “Oh, hello there.”
Me: *”General Kenobi.”*
Ah yes, a man of culture
@@joebro7994 Ah yes, the negotiator
You are a bold one
Shut up
@@Cash_Bright39 They follow me, even here?
"Oh I forgot about the way you are."
Kevin is easily the most frightening character Matt has ever played.
It's hard to believe...but I think Kevin outdoes Creepy Cooter for most batshit character to ever appear in a DR intro ;)
@@generalilbis I'd take Creepy Cooter on a bloomin onion date if it meant never needing to spend another second in the presence of Kevin.
Strongly Agree
@@generalilbis it's close, but Kevin the mechanic has only been on once. 🤣
Agreed
Hey Matt ur close to 10 mill remember what u said in a vid about showing us ur whole gun Collection
I doubt he will actually do it
ohhhhh yes
By the time he would be done with that he would be at 100 mil
I think the atf would love to see that video...
If he does u might as well video his funeral as well once Mere finds out all that he has
"Enemy RC-XD in your AO"
Me: see's video titled "I'm gonna put a grenade in a porta potty".
Also me: SUBSCRIBES
I love that Matt is just slowly losing his mind over time
"Liberals"
@@crackerjack6454 u started some bs political crap by making a comment about political crap on something completely unrelated to political crap i don't understand why you say Bs political crap about stuff that isn't Bs political crap
@@joegardner7329 cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it...
@@crackerjack6454 im going to report you
@@joegardner7329 hahah 👍😂
Anytime I eat Taco Bell...
I'm quite amazed that you guys all watch each other's stuff. Makes all of the videos like 10× better.
Anything spicy from Taco Bell
He didn't close the door and let the fumes build up in it so no explosion
Just had taco bell bud slammed a bunch of Jalapeños in there and Valentina Hot sauce
That’s why I call it Taco Hell
Matt puts more effort into his intros then 2/3 of all the youtubers do in their whole video 😂 love em man
That's how I'm gonna check for spiders in porta potties from now on
Matt - “Linc I need to borrow your RC car”
Linc- “Not again”
Matt deserves an oscar for that intro, it really felt like two different people lmao
Haha yeah
@Carson Backer morning DVD’s X ss Sv d
I was shooketh at the energy from that intro
LOL Matt you always seem to brighten up my day with your corny but funny intros. Keep doing them please, we love it.
Im freaking loving the Kev-ster intros, fits me to a dang T!!
Oops
Matt does a great job acting like he’s out of his mind on coke.
I don’t think it’s an act lmao
"Acting"
Because he is out of his mind on coke
That’s a strange acting skill set.
@smurf account ah yes because that’s a bad thing. Gotta have either done coke or seen someone do it to make a joke.
"I'm Gonna Put a Grenade in a Porta Potty" what i do every time, then i wash my hands
Let's see how many subscribers i will gain in this comment
Current Subscribers: 59
@@MoonlightCactus let’s see how many people care and cringe about your name in this comment
Current: -333, *literally everyone here*
@@aidendoesstuff185 Thanks 😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@MoonlightCactus but whattttt that was an insult lol
I love how you’re just turning into Mythbusters because I miss that show and you’re supplying me with all of the blowtions 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Me: I think I'm gonna have some chipotle today
The janitor looking at the bathroom 10 minutes after I used it:
4:04
The intro is the reason you don’t tell Mer. Because he’s too good at laughing like a maniac and shooting guns to be a veterinarian 😂
“Invisible engine”
*maniacal laughter ensues*
Uncle is that you??
Hows the lumbago
Uncle how’d you get here?
lumbago john i can't do anything
Let me show you its features
When he was in the Porta Potty, it reminded me of when the characters got interviewed in the show "Total Drama Island" lol
"Cool guys don't look at explosions... What happened I wish I would've seen it" had me dying, favorite line of the whole year
I think he's living his second hidden personality in these intros. He needs help
That his his therapy 😂
My brother is on therapy until summer
@@raniamsadi5126 no one asked
@@Carljohnson-zv2oc ain't got to be a dick about it
@@raniamsadi5126 well I hope he's okay all the best
This has to be the into that Mere was laughing at and wondering who she married.
my thoughts exactly
Dont tell mere..
I thought it was the intro where he's getting his computer fixed that she laughed at
Qwwww⅖
3:56 Taco Bell bathrooms be like:
i love the skits where there's one rational Matt and one near-insane Matt
I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw this today
"My friends call me the kevster"
Kevster, your mom doesn't count my man
lol 😂
Lol 😂
Lol 😂
I'm surprised that Matt is never freaked out that everyone he runs into on the ranch looks exactly like him.
Imagine breaking into Matt’s house, and the Demolition Ranch intro plays 😂
That was the most chaotic 1:42 minuets of my life
The phrase “I’m gonna put a grenade in a port a potty” is the most passive bomb threat I’ve ever heard of
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on CZcams. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear those
@@AxxLAfriku shut up bot
I think the correct phrase is, "drop a deuce".
@@domin8ss That isn't really a bomb threat though
@@AxxLAfriku your type of video ain't trending anymore,stop copy cat filthy frank.
"Men mature with age, as they get older they stop doing the stupid stuff they do as kids" Matt, "hold my juice box"
I thought the saying was men don’t grow up we just learn how to behave in public.
@@BatJordo very true. But women always think they can change us, and make us better.
You don’t mature, you just get adult money to play kid’s game.
@@fuckoffjesus screw your username
@@BatJordo men don’t grow up they just buy bigger toys.
3:55
POV: You ate Taco Bell and rushed to the porta potty.
Another awesome video! Thanks Matt!
Don’t tell me the Demolition is out of ammo. Omg.
😂😂😂
Ammo expensive.
Ammo? Where we're going we don't need ammo! Back to the Bullets coming soon to range near you.
LOL
Can't find ammo so uses grenade
Before filming that intro Matt may have "borrowed" some of the good shit from the vet clinic
Lmao
You mean that K thing nobody talks?
@@joseacuna3239 oh Matt has 100% done Ketamine at one point or another. Maybe a bit of Propofol too
Omg, that intro was the the best! Had us cracking tf up!
This is my new favorite skit 😂
“Alas, physics had other plans”
Sounds like a new tshirt...
I’d wear it
@@kylearmstrong5274 i would as well
Please yes
Me: How does Matt keep coming up with these characters.
Matt: Characters?
Mare prefers the term peraonalities
pov 101st like.
I prefer the term 100 brothers
When a "Character" turns crazy... it becomes "Carriker"
Dude I swear u have the best intros ever!!!! Come for the intro and stay for the guns haha
Holy crap you scared the crap out of me when you droped that stick grenade I thought you were done for
I’m tellin ya, the intros are getting weirder and weirder...
Intros are getting better.
Content is getting worse.
you mean better and better
Hes got 30 years of experiencing weirdos
And more cringe
@@mattk1693 Intros more Cringe
Content worse and boring
Matt: "Hi, I'd like to rent a porta potty"
Rental Clerk: "Is this Demolition Ranch, again?"
That intro had me dying 😂🤣
the way you sent that metal bar into the wall as kevin killed me lmaooooo
Y’all remember how demo said he will show us his entire arsenal when he hits 10 million scribers. He is almost there!!!!!!!
Proof can be found on “The future of room breaching”
He's backed in to a corner, with the gun vault he's building there was no way he could avoid showing his collection after that.
With the gun grabbing COMMUNIST PARTY now in the white house i don't think i would want them knowing how many guns he has. At least not all of them.
@@skinnyWHITEgoyim I think if they did know how many he's got, they'd likely worry that he was thinking of starting his own country.
*This brings a whole new meaning to “explosive diarrhea.”*
Seinfeld.
Touché
Wait what, i typed this but worded differently. Guess great minds think alike.
Looked more like "Liquid Fire" to me. That stuff's trauma inducing.
I read the "I'm gonna put a grenade..." And I was already watching😂
Matt be trippin in his intros😂 but still very creative 👍🏾✅
Matt: "that's gas"
Me: "I observe liquid"
And that's why it didn't go BOOM. LOL
I like seeing, “I put a grenade in a porta-potty” in my recommended.
Yea saaaaame dude
Me too, T-90
It'll paint everything blue 🤣
Ik right
Okay that intro Killed me😂
I have never laughed that hard at an intro 👍👍
Kevster = shades of Colin furze
woaaaahhhhh
Awesome name and dig the photo
After the intro: Matt is precious and must be protected.
Long live Demolition Ranch (and Mover)
Pretty sure he can protect himself..
The revel needs to go to muscle rod so that they can fix it up and make it safe before matt hurts himself in it
Chill matt you dropped that grenade and my heart stopped 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great video tho bro
Awesome video always makes me laugh when I see the intros
Amazing job Matt
-"Its funny how its smoking out of that vent"
-"Shits on fire, yo!"
I feel like there was a missed opportunity on calling kevin "kevlar".
Kevin is not nearly stable enough to be called Kevlar..
@@steveno7585 but i am
@@steveno7585 *i legit go by Kevlar tho..*
@@kevinmoore2474 lmfao
@STERLING ROBERTSON r/wooosh
That intro was epic 😂😂😂
All these intros are starting to make me think he definitely has an evil twin.
Schizophrenia
Yeah lju#26
Multiple personality disorder.
Thats just the 'special' cousin
*walks into porta potty*
"It smells terrible in here"
*When you hear that sound, turn around and look up, german boom stick on the potty*
,
1:27 the laugh instantly makes me think Brad Pitt in fight club.
this is the best intro you have ever made in my personal opinion lol cracks me up everytime i see it, you crazy s.o.b hahahhaha
Wait....this is the first time you've done this? 🤔
He put grenades in a microwave a long time ago
No
"This is a German stick grenade"
*drops it on accident*
LMAO was thinking the same thing
You could play baseball with a handgrenade without problems, i was soldier, and if a grenade could blow UP by falling on the flor, i'll be dead 😁 (sorry for the faults... I am french 😘)
@@maatgaut German stick grenades often went off from impacts. It was a major issue in ww2
@@angrytwxgaming8423 and so then you should know that there is no real german grenade in america sinze WWIi as the german never shared their explosive secret and US can't reproduce them.
sowhatever it could be, it wont be a real german WWII grenade anyway. so it's 100% sure.
the chance every grenade from german from WWII still exist in earth is below 0.00001% as their production stopped long time ago and they conception never get shared.
@@angrytwxgaming8423 yes Indeed but it's not a 70 years old grenade, it's a recent one. Even ammo from 1940 can blow up by falling... But you are right, that was an issue in the ww2 👍
Matt’s decent into madness continues
"Kevster" would fit perfectly in the next borderlands 😂
I like the new outro. Although, I miss the “Bobby?!” and “I’m a doctor . . . ish” parts of the old one.
This outro will mess with me for a while cause I keep expecting the , "contact!!"
Yea same
This opening is proof that this year of quarantine has started to get to Matt.
What quarantine? i havent seen nor done anything diffrent.... only see like 2-10% of people with masks looking dumb...
He needs to spazz out every once in a while 😂
Matt has done some of the craziest things I’ve ever seen
3:55 when you had taco bell
I really think you need to start recording meres reaction when you show her these intros and throw them in at the end
Plot twist: She's filming.
YES
This is a grown man yelling to him self in a garage, also see you at bunker branding next mouth
👄
@@aje8790 👀
@@nefightnathan2772 next 👄
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This is the best intro I have ever seen any youtuber has done
This intro was the best thing I've seen in a very long time
2 Views 1.3K likes. Nice
Exactly what I saw
“Don’t lie who went straight to the comments🥃”
Hope you have a amazing 2021 stay safe and stay blessed! Follow your dreams
My Dream is to hit 5k before my birthday in 4 days! Im struggling
Yo waz good alfonse
Is that PAID: Shady Legend magic...
@@GS_PlayzFN stfu
Start up a new DemolitionRanch series where you test myths, and hear me out. Call it DemoMythnRanch. Hahahaha funny right...
Underrated comment
Right, lets get it going!
And another where you make meth. DemoMethnRanch
I'm fairly certain it would just be mythranch
Insane start on this episode :D :D :D :D
"matt you cant stick a match in that its dangerous!" "no im not im gonna stick a flair in it, with this rc car"
You can now certainly say: "Looks like a grenade went off in here" xD
Haven’t been this early in awhile good morning Demolitia
おはようございます
Good morning bro
Moring bro
Top of the mornin to ya lads
same here, good mornin!
3:56 that taco bell coming back at 2am
I love how the skit in the beginning had nothing to do with the video😂😂
Anyone else think Matt should make a mini series with his intros? Honestly I would keep coming back just for that.
Omg yaaaassssss
lol that would be fun to watch
Someone edit that into one compilation
It concerns me that a man who would film That intro has all these weapons
That was one of your best intros lmao
That intro tho lol 😆😂👌🤣
I'm ngl i wanna see a porta-potty with a couple pounds of Tannerite in it
A couple Lbs! There would be nothing left.
screw pounds, let's throw a few kilos is there.
@@dragongaming2.067 I like your thinking 😏
Like the dude who blew his leg off
Dynamite