I got a hot date tonight. BZZ A date. BZZ Dinner with friends. BZZ Dinner alone. BZZ Watching TV alone! BZZ Alright! I'm gonna go home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secet catalogue! BZZ ... ... Sears catalogue. Ding! Now would you unhook this please?! I don't deserve this kind of shoddy treatment! BZZ
Homer: "Yyyyes" Lie detector: "This is it. This is what I've been seeking all my life. _A lie so powerful, even this guy doesn't _*_know_*_ he's saying it._ I can finally die."
@@shashipancholi Let me include when Mr.Burns built a model plane called the Spruce Moose, he tells Smithers to hop in. Smithers:" But sir..." Points pistol at him: I SAID HOP IN"
Yeah, I think I've heard that it detects a spike in heart rate, which normally occurs when telling a lie. Naturally, this system can be fooled as someone who can control their heart rate can easily make even the most ridiculous lie seem like the truth.
@@ramell4 Lots of ways to fool one, there's the old believe your own lies. Be nervous the whole time including during the known truth section that way they've nothing useful, etc.
essentially what happens is they ask you some calibrating questions, and make notes of the chart when you are answering truthfully (what is your name, age etc), and then ask you other questions and compare it Its by no means an exact science and yes if you, for example, remember an embarrassing moment in your life when they ask you a question the needle goes all over the place and it comes out as a "lie"
If you're a naturally sweaty person with some, then you're obviously lying about everything. If you have an irregular pulse, if you're incredibly calm when lying, if you're have social anxiety or a phobia you start freaking out about, etc. All of these are potential ways a test can generate bad data. They're junk science to the core. "Experts" in "The science of polygraph tests" take a short course after completing high school. They're not real scientists. The entire industry is a con that the state is too invested in now to admit. A coinflip to determine guilt or innocence is only slightly less scientific.
imagine not using Enhancer for youtube. It has lots of good features like a volume booster so quiet videos are not quiet. you can also disable ad block if you want to support people.
I saw it coming as soon as she said, "Do you...", but I cheated in a way because I knew the video was only 15 seconds and the gag had to be there. I still responded with a good loud laugh. Cheers!
@@LoanRepresentative Ohh damn ok, ever listen to any Elton John? you should add the song "Im still standing" to your playlist if you havent already, absolute banger
Homer lied and told the truth He was aware he was being tested, but didnt care what kind of test and no ambition to learn as it was explained. So when he instinctivly said yes The machine was like, no but yes but no
Damn shame, that lie detector was one day away from retirement.
Quite possibly the best comment on this post
It didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete though.
La lala la la...
The smashed hat would be please it's not alone anymore lol!
@@jofez27 It wasn't... There was also the dog that got a whiff of Homer's underwear and ran away
The polygraph was already running full throttle trying to make sense of homers brain and pulse. The blatant lie was overkill for it xD
OMGosh that makes this joke all the more hilarious! I can't believe I never noticed that.
High cholesterol and a crayon in your brain will do that.
IRL the lie detector ix totally c rap and easy to beat.
@@carlosrivas1629 yeah if your a confirmed narcissist psychopath
@@davidhamilton1632 actually you can beat it with pain as well but otherwise ya you have to believe what you say
Something about this and Moe's lie detector scene is just magic
"I don't deserve this!"
'beep'
I got a hot date tonight. BZZ
A date. BZZ
Dinner with friends. BZZ
Dinner alone. BZZ
Watching TV alone! BZZ
Alright! I'm gonna go home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secet catalogue! BZZ
...
... Sears catalogue. Ding!
Now would you unhook this please?! I don't deserve this kind of shoddy treatment! BZZ
and The Wire's
@@megaman161 ..... Ding!
This scene is in the same category as when Homer managed to cause a nuclear meltdown in a control board that was missing the active ingredient.
Homer: "Yyyyes"
Lie detector: "This is it. This is what I've been seeking all my life. _A lie so powerful, even this guy doesn't _*_know_*_ he's saying it._ I can finally die."
Take my like and stay
He knows.
Lol
Finally,a original comment,the best time on my life
For 5 seconds
Same as when Boris Johnson lies.
I like how they got the smoking man in the back
He doesn't even flinch.
Good cop, bad cop, and introducing mysterious cop
@@8BitsOfFun1323 It is a big bad mysterious character from X-Files
Omg omg omg - C.S.M. !!!
Ngh ngh, I like how man is in video. I love how funny thing funny, beep boop 🤖
Homer's own intelligence literally broke the machine; The logic was too complicated for anything to understand completely.
There's layers to this shit, mayne!
Might actually be true, just look how hard it's stressed before homer even says anything.
his intellect goes to negative. its why the machine couldnt comprehend it
All my knowledge in game exploits have taught me -1 is in fact infinite
So yes, I can confirm Homer is a genius
I love how the needle is just frantically jumping on the chart
It was the lie detector's own fear... it knew what was coming.
Lies again? Revolution Patriots
well, homer is radio-active, so, who knows what would happen? Most of their town is irradiated as well
I think it would of been funny if the lie detector would of been screaming in the end ahh....
He spoke the truth so well that the machine wasn’t required anymore
And chose cuicide.
You can see Homers brain trying to comprehend what's happening. He looks so confused and nervous.
In Homer's defense, what Scully is saying is truly confusing
This is literally one of my favorite gags in any show, ever.
This and "Hello Mr Thompson" are in my all time top favourite scenes in Simpsons.
and let's not forget "i'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any _Bills_ around here?"
ha, the time lapse showed the other agent had filled an ash tray with used smokes and Homer still hadn't gotten it
I think he’s talking to you!
@@shashipancholi Let me include when Mr.Burns built a model plane called the Spruce Moose, he tells Smithers to hop in.
Smithers:" But sir..."
Points pistol at him: I SAID HOP IN"
@@Sunny_Tang His name is Bart?
I heard that all the lie detector test really does is detect how nervous you are.
Yeah, I think I've heard that it detects a spike in heart rate, which normally occurs when telling a lie. Naturally, this system can be fooled as someone who can control their heart rate can easily make even the most ridiculous lie seem like the truth.
@@ramell4 Lots of ways to fool one, there's the old believe your own lies. Be nervous the whole time including during the known truth section that way they've nothing useful, etc.
There's a reason why they don't count in court.
essentially what happens is they ask you some calibrating questions, and make notes of the chart when you are answering truthfully (what is your name, age etc), and then ask you other questions and compare it Its by no means an exact science and yes if you, for example, remember an embarrassing moment in your life when they ask you a question the needle goes all over the place and it comes out as a "lie"
If you're a naturally sweaty person with some, then you're obviously lying about everything. If you have an irregular pulse, if you're incredibly calm when lying, if you're have social anxiety or a phobia you start freaking out about, etc. All of these are potential ways a test can generate bad data. They're junk science to the core. "Experts" in "The science of polygraph tests" take a short course after completing high school. They're not real scientists. The entire industry is a con that the state is too invested in now to admit. A coinflip to determine guilt or innocence is only slightly less scientific.
The way he says “yes” just makes the whole thing funnier
The way he says yes with such confidence
The best thing about it is that he answers the question with conviction, "Yes!".
lol.
Homer is so stupid, that he probably thought he really understood her, when in reality it wasn't the case. That's why the machine exploded.
@@diegomayz8503it was designed to detect lies not paradoxes.
@@mlpfanboy1701 Homers stupidity makes all his thoughts to be paradoxes
It was so hard for the lie detector to know if Homer was lying or not
The single greatest joke in Simpsons history.
I hadn't seen this episode in 20+ years, so I forgot the joke. I spit my coffee across the room at the explosion.
in my oppinion moes lie detector szene is better
I love how he says yes confidently and the machine breakes just like that
I love how the guy smoking a cigar in the back was unphased when the lie detector machine exploded.
It’s a Cigarette, that’s Cigarette Smoking Man from X-Files.
I love the random explosions in the Simpsons.
Homer just ended that *Lie Detectors* whole career with a single word.
An advert for a 13 second video? Get over yourself CZcams
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imagine not using Enhancer for youtube. It has lots of good features like a volume booster so quiet videos are not quiet.
you can also disable ad block if you want to support people.
lol
This might be my favourite ever Simpsons gag.
2023 and here for this scene .... I can't stop laughing , this and Moe's lie detector test
"whispers like Homer" I don't think he understands.
That last beep was the detector saying fuck this.
S08E10 "The Springfield Files"
Thank you.
The lie detector's destruction is like a normal person trying to understand regulars on Twitter.
😂😂😂 Funnier than Moe's test!
Now, we all know *that's* a lie! 😅
But in all seriousness, this is pretty funny too. 🙂
* Beep *
Lol, watching Homer's reaction at 0.25x speed is pure gold. Especially with his mouth open at the end.
That was even funnier!
Hands down my single favourite Simpsons gag ever just so simple but comes out of nowhere
I saw it coming as soon as she said, "Do you...", but I cheated in a way because I knew the video was only 15 seconds and the gag had to be there. I still responded with a good loud laugh. Cheers!
The lie detector was a really funny character , like when he met Moe but sadly homer had to kill him off :(
Pure freaking magic!
SCully: Do you understand?
Homer: Yes!
KABOOM!!!
Homer lied so hard the detector blew up! 😆🤣 Reminds me of the sarcasm detector.
This is among my favourite scenes in the Simpsons, along with the Shelbyvelle getting nuked at the end of the 24 crossover episode!
They don’t come thicker than Homer
I don't know, I cum pretty thick. 🤣
I love that they put Cancer Man in the background😂
love how the man in the back doesn't even react. LOL!
That lie detector never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
I like how the guy smoking in the background doesn’t even flinch when the lie detector explodes
Candidate for my favourite Simpsons scene
I love how the explosion is pretty much contained within the machine.
I like how the detective doesn't even react. He saw this coming.
This will always be one of the funniest clips ever for me.
" do you understand?"
"Yes" (the biggest lie holmer could ever tell)
Even I know how a lie detector test works and I've never taken one before.
As he said yes, Homer still had the circus scene running in his head.
He understood so much that the -Scouter- Lie Detector blew up.
One of the best episodes.
The smoking man in the back kills me.
he's a guard
You give Moe a lie detector takes 30 seconds. You ask Homer if he understands it blows up 😂😂😂
,That was one of thousands very funny jokes in the golden era of the 90s when the Simpsons were actually funny
They didn't even start and already told a big fat lie. XD
This is my all-time favorite episode.
This is one of the best jokes in TV history XD
the way the knobs flew out always gets me
Easily one of their Simplist, yet most brilliant jokes! XD
The smoking man didn’t even flinch
ah, Simpson's content from back when it was gut-bustingly hilarious and not 'applaud but not laugh funny' like it is today.
Short and sweet. Classic.
The smoking guy was completely unfazed by this.
I love how the guy at the back didn't even flinch. 😂
If you've ever seen X-Files, that guy's seen a lot worse.
Dude in the back still sipping his cigar like he knew this shit ain't gonna work😂
That polygraph's been with the station for 20 years. He had one day left till retirement.
There's something utterly hilarious about the video starting with Homer staring at the guy smoking in the corner
Loved them putting the CSM in there
Perfect example of why the simpsons was so amazing
Tomorrow I have to take a lie detector test and I've been thinking about this all day
Tell me how it goes
Also I like your playlists, would I be correct if I assumed you were in your mid 20s~ to early 30s?
@@ResponsibleBread Ok, tomorrow I'll be back
@@ResponsibleBread nope, I'm 18, I just like literally everything, including oldies, when it comes to music
@@LoanRepresentative Ohh damn ok, ever listen to any Elton John? you should add the song "Im still standing" to your playlist if you havent already, absolute banger
Thee' funniest moment in television history right here 😂😂
Yes
Agreed!
“It wasn’t even plugged in.” 😂😂😂
Almost as good as that time Comic Book Guy said the sarcasm detector was a really useful invention.
All time favorite Simpsons scene
Guy in the BG: *Takes a drag of his cigarette*
"Saw that coming."
lol yeah
homer understands absolutely
a stone send me here
one of the best simpsons scenes ever
Me during a math test:
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
One of my favorite episodes.
The Machine just blowing up
Lmfao
It knew homer was self aware enough to tell a lie/truth & couldn’t comprehend 💪🤣🤳🤯
wait can you explain in more detail? what is the self-defeating statement?
Because homer is so dumb, he answered without thinking so the machine was overwhelmed
Homer lied and told the truth
He was aware he was being tested, but didnt care what kind of test and no ambition to learn as it was explained. So when he instinctivly said yes The machine was like, no but yes but no
Dang, Homer told the truth so honestly it broke the machine !
Well, he doesn't have to take the test now. Genius!
I love that they gave it a death scream/noise.
when they repeat six tines and you still dont know
One of my favorite Homer moments.
OMG, Even the Lie Detector can't handle Homer!
The Smoking Man in the corner lol amazing
Homer is a test for lie detector machines.
Do you understand? Homer yes 💥😂🤣😂 totally on the money
Mr. Krabs: Did somebody say "money"?
I like how the guy in the background wasn't fazed by the explosion
Homer looks like he's looking in two different directions 😂
Best. Lie detector test. Ever.
Oh man the Simpsons makes me laugh out loud like no other
I remember my friend Chris downloaded this scene Wayback on his web TV in the late 90s it took forever to download just to watch 13 seconds
He REALLY didn’t understand!😂😂😂
Jack is a dragon, I thought Rob was a reptilian
That one guy at the back didn't even flinch. It's like he just doesn't care.
love how the guy in the back smoking doesnt react at all to the machine blowing up
This is one of, if not the best scenes in the Simpsons. Bar none.