T-34's Bridge Duel Synced to Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem

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  • čas přidán 11. 04. 2020
  • So I watched T-34 on CZcams a while back. I thoroughly enjoyed it for it's hot and greasy tank action, but something about it didn't quite sit right with me. I couldn't put my finger on it until yesterday, at which point I got to work on this. T-34's Bridge Duel as it should have been!
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  • @johnpeterson8674
    @johnpeterson8674 Před 4 lety +7669

    0:56 can painfully relate to that bounce

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  Před 4 lety +723

      BRUH SAME

    • @thebravegallade731
      @thebravegallade731 Před 4 lety +346

      @Hans Blitzkrieg yeah that really shoudl not happen, especially since at that range the angle is lessened becasue you are aiminng at a negative angel...

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD Před 4 lety +810

      45mm of Stalinium = 450mm normal Steel

    • @CrypticaProductions
      @CrypticaProductions Před 4 lety +228

      @@thebravegallade731 is Russia, is stalinium, no fysics

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 Před 4 lety +30

      @Hans Blitzkrieg no more like: ohhh no my tank splits in half

  • @karuskaltugov1992
    @karuskaltugov1992 Před 4 lety +2943

    "the Fury Tiger scene is historically inacurate"
    this scene from T-34: hold my vodka

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 Před 4 lety +65

      @SweexFCC ...
      T-34

    • @ushiki2212
      @ushiki2212 Před 4 lety +55

      What do you mean. This is accurate like Lazer.

    • @mrmcmoustache9615
      @mrmcmoustache9615 Před 3 lety +58

      Gerros Calago
      The entire White Tiger movie: pff amateurs

    • @MrJacobkoh
      @MrJacobkoh Před 3 lety +10

      The russian had whoever was on that plate on their side.

    • @dec13666
      @dec13666 Před 3 lety +9

      3 words:
      *Battle of Kursk*
      You're welcome 😎👍.

  • @kungfuviking9876
    @kungfuviking9876 Před 3 lety +3947

    "Dad how did grandpa Hanz Die"
    "He underestimated The Russian Bias "

  • @H3R0_04
    @H3R0_04 Před 3 lety +1345

    The panther crew when they saw that their shot didnt penetrate the t34 front: "fuck ,it's the pure stalinium driver Hatch"

  • @luger_Mann
    @luger_Mann Před 3 lety +3344

    I've never seen a movie that so accurately depicts how the Russian bias feels in war thunder... what a marvel of cinematography.

    • @raketny_hvost
      @raketny_hvost Před 3 lety +114

      >russian bias
      >Bounces at tiger/panther/pz3/Allah
      >Worst pen at distance
      >Worst armor
      >Worst AAs and attackers
      But at least it fries european asses

    • @FOS1993
      @FOS1993 Před 3 lety +48

      Anyone wanna mention how practically every American tank passed tier 3 is impenetrable nar?
      Or does only Russian bias exist in their mind.

    • @billybobjoe7372
      @billybobjoe7372 Před 3 lety +4

      No cap

    • @FOS1993
      @FOS1993 Před 3 lety +2

      @@billybobjoe7372 ur mums cap.

    • @steelignis6167
      @steelignis6167 Před 3 lety +8

      Whenever I play it is always an uphill battle. If it's not shells bouncing of enemy tanks or getting bitchslapped from across the map its the ungodly repair costs that make the game grind

  • @CheezeSpartan
    @CheezeSpartan Před 4 lety +2271

    Panther: falls in water
    “You will drown in 00:5

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 Před 3 lety +116

      Oh panther of the lake what is your wisdom
      *Turns on tow hook*

    • @mr.laughington5740
      @mr.laughington5740 Před 3 lety +22

      the panther drowns but not the crew xD

    • @panzerboidasixth6892
      @panzerboidasixth6892 Před 3 lety +12

      @@panzerofthelake506
      Those Russian need to stop making T-34s

    • @johnnygnoneeded
      @johnnygnoneeded Před 3 lety +9

      Der Panzer commander vas flattened into schnitzel, ya? /;p Sorry, just couldn't resist that! Enschulegen! Bad commentor, keine schnapps fur mir!

    • @renzjosephremo4143
      @renzjosephremo4143 Před 3 lety +4

      You know why the crew are injured and bleeding

  • @sel1114
    @sel1114 Před 4 lety +4970

    I think that this is the document that Gajiin made their resarch while adding the T34.

    • @howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244
      @howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244 Před 4 lety +68

      Games and Science yes lol

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  Před 4 lety +581

      *T-34
      The hyphen is important because "T34" is a completely different tank.
      I will always be this petty about it.

    • @Meyr3356
      @Meyr3356 Před 4 lety +154

      @@SaltySwede **AMERICA BIAS**

    • @CelaLare
      @CelaLare Před 4 lety +108

      @@SaltySwede yeah since the T34 is big chungus of an american heavy tank

    • @AxiomIndustries
      @AxiomIndustries Před 4 lety +9

      Sekrit dokuments comrade

  • @freedom_liberty_democracy
    @freedom_liberty_democracy Před 3 lety +1475

    Tank: T-34-85
    Made of: Stalinium
    Armor thickness: Same as distance between Neptune and Sun
    Gun: (Same as diameter of earth)mm
    Engine: Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
    Commander: Putin
    Gunner: Stalin
    Driver: Ivan
    Loader: Dimitri
    Radio operator: Yuri
    Ammo: RGP-Enhc85 (Rasputin's Grasp; High Explosive Stalinium Tipped Shell)

  • @adonisparts1343
    @adonisparts1343 Před 3 lety +2758

    Virgin American filmmakers: "It ToOk ThReE sHeRmAnS tO TaKe OuT a TiGeR"
    Chad Russian filmmakers: Dimitri, hold my bias...

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Před 3 lety +165

      That one T-34 that took out three Tiger II's in one firefight: *laughs in Stalinium*

    • @gamingwithd1782
      @gamingwithd1782 Před 3 lety +85

      @@TheGreatThicc well it isnt impossible. Tiger 2 p's are quite vulnerable to T-34-85 tanks.

    • @mariuss7611
      @mariuss7611 Před 3 lety +7

      can relate

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 Před 3 lety +4

      @@gamingwithd1782 /* Nothing *\

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt Před 3 lety +2

      @@submarinoflotador4532 he knows

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN Před 4 lety +879

    The critic in me hates this scene for its over the top unrealism
    But the boy in me is screaming "YEAAAAHHH TANKS!"

    • @heinzthorvald4675
      @heinzthorvald4675 Před 3 lety +12

      X2

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes Před 3 lety +20

      Yea I'm testing this. I will ram a Panther D with my T-34-85 off a bridge like the movie did.

    • @_lordtachanka_2314
      @_lordtachanka_2314 Před 3 lety +17

      @@GuyInBlackClothes I did that to a German M41 in WT's Tunisia. He killed my gunner,so I rammed him at like 40 kph and launched him off the bridge. Guy was upside down,so all he could do was call me a cheater in chat>all.

    • @evantan7796
      @evantan7796 Před 3 lety +2

      @@_lordtachanka_2314 lmao

    • @bearsgaming6364
      @bearsgaming6364 Před 3 lety +2

      and the slav in you is drinking codka and squatting and crying tears of joy that this master piece was created

  • @ryanh2686
    @ryanh2686 Před 4 lety +2949

    If War thunder was a movie

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ Před 3 lety +3328

    This can’t be a T-34.....
    I’d doesn’t have open bottles of cider/vodka in the turret

  • @bluebubbles-le1rs
    @bluebubbles-le1rs Před 3 lety +399

    imagine cruising in a tank and hearing hardbass in the distance, it'll scare you so bad

    • @justarandomguyonyoutube7978
      @justarandomguyonyoutube7978 Před 3 lety

      Youll be peeing so hard before you even take him headon

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 Před 2 lety +1

      imma just reverse tbh
      you don't frick with hardbass

    • @theacidknight6463
      @theacidknight6463 Před 2 lety +1

      imaging being in a tank and soon you hear ANGRY FUCKING ENGINE NOISES
      edit: i was using the 15cm Sig, and the engine was scaring the shit out of my friend

    • @ethang6735
      @ethang6735 Před 2 lety +3

      not as scary as hearing the banjos comin from the trees in the US, but close

    • @1stMasterAce
      @1stMasterAce Před 2 lety +1

      "Brand new T-34/85 Hardbass variant. Comes with extra vodka space and armored external speakers for yoloing to hardbass." Panther commander: "....I'm going home."

  • @alwayscurious3357
    @alwayscurious3357 Před 4 lety +1542

    Ah Soviet - German matchup at 5.3 to .7

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 Před 3 lety +668

    “NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST BOUNCE MY APHECBC ROUND LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!”
    *”CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE!”*

    • @Madviking1978
      @Madviking1978 Před 3 lety +1

      The t34 fires aphe or aphebc so it has a blistic cap so it flys faster

    • @Madviking1978
      @Madviking1978 Před 3 lety

      So it would kill the panther d If you made to shot count even if the diver hatch wasent open

    • @bigboi5962
      @bigboi5962 Před 2 lety

      @@Madviking1978 the 85MM was incapable of penetrating the front hull of the Panther from any range

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Před 2 lety

      The driver was too busy shitting himself.

    • @NotMe-dg5ts
      @NotMe-dg5ts Před 2 lety +1

      your Armour Piercing, High Explosive Capped Ballistic Capped means nothing to my tanks stalinium armour

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 Před 2 lety +260

    I love how the German tank commander is the most slavic looking dude there ever was.

    • @nemesis6680
      @nemesis6680 Před 2 lety +36

      Are you kidding me. That man looks so German its almost scary

    • @nemesis6680
      @nemesis6680 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Tageslicht He has a typical German look. He's tall and thin he has a thin face and so on. He just looks like many people in Germany in his age

    • @evanhughes7609
      @evanhughes7609 Před 2 lety +21

      Just a sec, let's fetch the Nazi skull calipers and see if he measures up.

    • @NLynchOEcake
      @NLynchOEcake Před 2 lety +4

      @@evanhughes7609 Aaaah, congratulations! You're a mutant.

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido Před 2 lety

      no that guy looks pretty german

  • @AthensStudios
    @AthensStudios Před 4 lety +1432

    All this lacks is the Panther Commander screaming in chat about Russian Bias and how the T-34-85 is a hacker

    • @archdornan8349
      @archdornan8349 Před 4 lety +34

      And the killfeed

    • @aish_workshop
      @aish_workshop Před 4 lety +8

      I Agree

    • @titanmegalit8428
      @titanmegalit8428 Před 4 lety +27

      -WIE FICKE ICH ES, ICH STANZE NICHT?! ICH HASSE DIESE SOWJETSCHEN LESUNGEN!
      -Oricum, regele Carol e rahat!
      -Es bueno que no haya entrado en este zarub.
      -そして、なぜ明神を復元したのですか?
      -Premere F per rispettare.

    • @davidecarucci1073
      @davidecarucci1073 Před 4 lety +10

      @@titanmegalit8428 not wanna but the italian part at end is better "premere F per portare rispetto"

    • @titanmegalit8428
      @titanmegalit8428 Před 4 lety +2

      @@davidecarucci1073 Ok, thanks.

  • @syariffadilah2949
    @syariffadilah2949 Před 4 lety +456

    *EVERY*
    *WAR*
    *THUNDER*
    *MATCH*

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 Před 4 lety +17

      But never when I’m in the t-34. Everyone has functional netherite driver hatches except me.

    • @mr.ooptoot4674
      @mr.ooptoot4674 Před 4 lety +1

      @@carl9022 same

    • @royalbirb275
      @royalbirb275 Před 4 lety +2

      yeah except im the one that always gets clapped by a panther sitting allllll the way across the map

    • @JakeTheTankmaster
      @JakeTheTankmaster Před 4 lety +1

      @@carl9022
      I dont trust that driver hatch one bit. If for whatever reason I would go up against some T-34 in say 7.7 with my Maus, I still wouldnt shoot the driver hatch even if it was the only part sticking out

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 Před 4 lety

      JakeTheTankmaster yup. I did that once. I was at a high elevation firing down onto one, the angle was almost 90, it bounced. T-34 is superior to t-34.

  • @BenedictF79B
    @BenedictF79B Před 3 lety +252

    Panther:"we didn't penetrate their armour!"
    Me:"lel"

  • @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344

    1:26 "The track's been damaged! We can't move!"
    *Hold F to start repair*

    • @tangmengtit888
      @tangmengtit888 Před 3 lety +1

      Tank cannot move during repair:
      Enemy tank causes fire
      No FPE

    • @LordOfChaos.x
      @LordOfChaos.x Před 3 lety +3

      Wot : instant repair with repair kit

    • @markipoo2648
      @markipoo2648 Před 3 lety +6

      @@LordOfChaos.x "Our Tracks been hi-"
      "Track repaired. Move on!"

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 Před 3 lety +1

      @@markipoo2648 *ONE OF OUR TRACKS IS DAMAGED WE'RE IMMOBILIZED*

    • @euniceamemberoftheevergive7029
      @euniceamemberoftheevergive7029 Před 2 lety +3

      Tank Driver: We don't need repairs where we're going *Steps on the gas*

  • @jianng7795
    @jianng7795 Před 4 lety +450

    If you're not going for realism in the first place.
    Might as well just throw it all out and replace it with pure, distilled awesomeness.

    • @maxdwyer8761
      @maxdwyer8761 Před 4 lety +5

      That isn't awesomeness, that's just dumb. Haha let's make the tank swerve and use nauseating camera cutting and angles to make it look like it's doing it faster than it should, while the entire thing still would've resulted in the T-34s destruction anyways, because it would've been really easy to hit regardless. Also, let's put it after a scene where it was vulnerable and relatively stationary for multiple seconds and wasn't shot anyways.

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 Před 4 lety +35

      @@maxdwyer8761 Right, so you get to decide what's cool. Sorry, didn't get the memo.

    • @maxdwyer8761
      @maxdwyer8761 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jianng7795 Well, I mean, if you think a tank swerving side to side on a road less than ~12 meters in width and apparently not getting hit is "awesome" and not just dumb, almost to the point of being comedic, feel free. I mean sure, if it's not gonna be realistic, might as well make it look cool, but is a tank just swerving really all that cool? I'm just questioning if that is really what holds up to the descriptor of "pure, distilled awesomeness". You do you, feel free, but a tank literally just swerving left to right doesn't exactly inspire awe or impressiveness, does it? You apparently think so, and that's fine, I'm, just disagreeing. Doesn't mean I think I'm the authority or something.

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 Před 4 lety +2

      @@maxdwyer8761 Glad we're in agreement.

    • @commandergelatoalighieri
      @commandergelatoalighieri Před 4 lety +8

      @@maxdwyer8761 if it was realistic there would be no movie. So I apreciate the cinematic directory. At least we have some cool tank battles to watch. Even in fury we all know the tiger would have just triversed instead of just moving it's turret but if it did that again no movie. And no a tank swerving isn't that cool but it keeps you on the edge of your seat like it's supposed to. To explain to someone why the movie isn't cool to someone who thinks it's cool is kind of a dick move. Just saying. If you think it sucked that's alright but don't go down here just to tell someone why you think they are wrong. I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm not agreeing with you. The movie had its fair shere of cool stuff. But it also had its fair shere of not so cool stuff. All around it was just meh movie. Anyway I'm leaving it there I'm starting to annoy myself at this point.

  • @Zozolio_Zoe
    @Zozolio_Zoe Před 4 lety +918

    Stalinium can bounce everything even at 90 degree

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 Před 4 lety +32

      War thunder in a nutshell

    • @RodrigoSilva-ue4er
      @RodrigoSilva-ue4er Před 4 lety +12

      @@mykur7497 T44 intensifies*

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 Před 4 lety +12

      @@RodrigoSilva-ue4er I'M GETTING PTSD, HANS GET ZE PANZER FAUST AND CALL IN ZE PANTHERS

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Před 4 lety +13

      @@mykur7497 sorry to say, but it aint gonna be enough. i got swarmed by one of the first T-34's in the russian tectree while driving my Tiger 2 P and i bounced all my shells wich was 40 in total. i got fucked by RNG.
      in other words, *i fought the ruski and they won, i fought the ruski and they spun.*

    • @mykur7497
      @mykur7497 Před 4 lety +1

      @@zerrierslizer1 GOT I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

  • @arm4nduk3
    @arm4nduk3 Před 3 lety +74

    I like the respect between both of the crews, they know that this is over

  • @USNVA11
    @USNVA11 Před 3 lety +274

    This film makes Fury look like a historical masterpiece.

    • @creppercito20yt
      @creppercito20yt Před 3 lety +3

      Ja

    • @creppercito20yt
      @creppercito20yt Před 3 lety +4

      Well in this the germans stiped befire shoting

    • @giovanniscarano2027
      @giovanniscarano2027 Před 2 lety +21

      The tiger loader in fury had a stroke mid battle f in the chat for him

    • @salemb9961
      @salemb9961 Před 2 lety

      @@giovanniscarano2027 so is his commander and the gunner lmao

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 Před 2 lety

      You're actually comparing this to fury lol
      I'm pretty sure on that scene where it didn't pen the front hull of the T-34 was not impossible, since it might have hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are angled and are about 75mm in thickness, the driver's hatch is absolutely invincible my dude.

  • @emytmurray778
    @emytmurray778 Před 4 lety +512

    Looks like we found out what Boris’ grandpa was doing in the war.

  • @-Vantablack
    @-Vantablack Před 3 lety +321

    Everyone: in distress trying to avoid shells and on the verge of being killed.
    That one guy: lol guys look at my painting

    • @katpara6864
      @katpara6864 Před 3 lety +2

      It isnt a plate

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 3 lety +20

      Painting, but whatever. Pretty sure he was in the machine-gunner's position, so he didn't have much to really do without a machine-gun.

    • @-Vantablack
      @-Vantablack Před 3 lety +2

      Upon further inspection, it is a painting. Thanks for the correction

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 3 lety

      yee

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 Před 3 lety +20

      Was he not hoping for the protection of Our Lady?

  • @caralho5237
    @caralho5237 Před 2 lety +26

    gotta love how the german is revving his tank at the start like its a NFS race

    • @pudie8952
      @pudie8952 Před 2 lety

      He went too hard on the throttle and over revved, which is why he lost.

  • @jeffgifford3789
    @jeffgifford3789 Před 3 lety +69

    Me only having one shell in my T 34-85
    me and my boys: “plays this music”

    • @jeffgifford3789
      @jeffgifford3789 Před 3 lety +1

      Me and the boys vs a tier Vll Panther tank with a tier Vl T34-85

  • @andsoiderparound9909
    @andsoiderparound9909 Před 4 lety +2906

    Watching this film in a historical context makes it a terrible film. Watching this film like if it was a russian version of kelly’s heroes or war thunder/world of tanks the movie makes it better.

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 Před 4 lety +22

      Yes it really is bad

    • @MarvinT0606
      @MarvinT0606 Před 4 lety +177

      Mate, it's Tank Porn. You throw historical accuracy out the window and enjoy violating the laws of physics, like the Geneva Convention

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc Před 4 lety +30

      @bigbenhoward white tiger was pretty good, it had tiger raping the russian tank divison.

    • @the8bitclicker_193
      @the8bitclicker_193 Před 4 lety +49

      @@CommonCanc really? An auto-loading tank killing a horde of t-34s? Honestly this movie was better than Fury

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Před 4 lety +7

      @@the8bitclicker_193 the effects are worse

  • @dnt_alert5806
    @dnt_alert5806 Před 3 lety +236

    0:37 “crew knocked out”

    • @P4blo4621
      @P4blo4621 Před 3 lety +5

      "wounded chariot leader"

    • @user-oq7sk3qf3n
      @user-oq7sk3qf3n Před 3 lety +4

      just use the medkit he will be able to do his job again 😁

    • @P4blo4621
      @P4blo4621 Před 3 lety +1

      75 seconds of charging

    • @transmissiongone
      @transmissiongone Před 3 lety +5

      If some one was there on the captain place....
      Then his head shall go boom

    • @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786
      @jafeteliabgonzalezrivas9786 Před 3 lety +2

      @@transmissiongone there where someone just look again in .50

  • @theixi
    @theixi Před 2 lety +15

    192 mm pen Pzgr.39 shell - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    45mm T-34 Stalinium plate - Hold my beer

  • @freilldk5674
    @freilldk5674 Před 2 lety +23

    This is what the real Tanks Crew feel. There's always random moment where your tank completely stand still and aiming perfectly, yet the shell being a bitch and miss or flew far from the aiming point.

  • @bromine_35
    @bromine_35 Před 3 lety +179

    >Hits hull with a shell overpowered for the task
    *It seems we missed*

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 Před 3 lety +2

      it hit the track links lol (and the tank was also angling)

    • @t-90wantsyoursoul43
      @t-90wantsyoursoul43 Před 2 lety +6

      @@arandomperson7713 the tank didnt angle in the scene at even if it did it still wouldve went straight into the crew

    • @surkhabsingh5856
      @surkhabsingh5856 Před 2 lety +3

      @@t-90wantsyoursoul43 You forgot to take the Stalinium bias into account lmao

    • @t-90wantsyoursoul43
      @t-90wantsyoursoul43 Před 2 lety +7

      @@surkhabsingh5856 ah our mistake for forgetting to calculate the stalinium enhanced armor that has given the t-34 the ability to bounce all incoming shells

    • @surkhabsingh5856
      @surkhabsingh5856 Před 2 lety +1

      @@t-90wantsyoursoul43 haha your username too lmao XD

  • @MrAetgf
    @MrAetgf Před 4 lety +158

    With that soundtrack i can finally take this movie way more serious.

  • @i8yourDog
    @i8yourDog Před 3 lety +148

    "Dad how did grandpa Hanz die?''
    ''Wargaming was on Russias side...again''

    • @user-oq7sk3qf3n
      @user-oq7sk3qf3n Před 3 lety +1

      ded

    • @limpyu_600
      @limpyu_600 Před 3 lety +3

      This time, we are talking about Gaijin XD

    • @thedearleadersdoctor5814
      @thedearleadersdoctor5814 Před 3 lety +3

      Not gon lie I got mad gaijin bias for all the shit they do it’s better than wot

    • @FrenchBiscuit0284
      @FrenchBiscuit0284 Před 2 lety

      Ofc yes because they're Russian

    • @i8yourDog
      @i8yourDog Před 2 lety

      @NepoleonBunaparde games dont have to be realistic to be fun. I'll always take gameplay over realism. I did play war thunder, though with alot of suffering and pain

  • @ohjak2103
    @ohjak2103 Před 3 lety +13

    0:56 as a t-34 user in war thunder I can say I have taken 5 shots or more from different tanks and still survived... GLORIOUS STALINIUM!

  • @VengineerGER
    @VengineerGER Před 4 lety +551

    Now that is realism if I have ever seen any.

  • @gwiazdapioun2127
    @gwiazdapioun2127 Před 4 lety +390

    I used to joke that "T-34" is basically "World of Tanks: The Movie", but now that I saw the actual CGI from the movie, wow, that is not actually a joke, they did run this using WoT engine.

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate Před 4 lety +21

      more like warthunder the movie but ok

    • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
      @du_nut_tuch_me4230 Před 4 lety +40

      WoT CGI and WT Russian Bias

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 4 lety +9

      @@du_nut_tuch_me4230 WoT has Ruskie bias too, are you high?

    • @kacperwandas5069
      @kacperwandas5069 Před 4 lety +4

      t34 in wot is not biased my guy
      you were saying about war thunder
      wot has a lot less bias that the RuSsIaN GaMe about tanks XD

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 4 lety

      @@kacperwandas5069 I now direct my question of whether one is high to you. Where the fuck exactly do you think Belarus is in regards to the Soviet Union?

  • @eyes8731
    @eyes8731 Před 3 lety +19

    This is the most historically accurate video on CZcams.

  • @__ManMilk
    @__ManMilk Před 3 lety +47

    I love how at the end we see faded text saying
    “Why must Germans always suffer!?” And a guy yelling that out faintly. Great edit
    Edit: just realized the Germans gave up trying to pen the hull of a t34 with the gun of a panther and decided to shoot the tracks lmao

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 Před 4 lety +293

    Need for Speed: Poland Drift

  • @overlordvera4014
    @overlordvera4014 Před 4 lety +280

    :Germans on a bridge doing german things:
    0:11 "IZZZZZZ BORIS!"

  • @koltleo
    @koltleo Před 3 lety +17

    I think this is the video gaijin first saw on the t34 and decided that this is the most realistic way.

  • @redsoldier568
    @redsoldier568 Před 3 lety +15

    For everyone who is saying this scene is unreal,this isn't
    This is when a hacker joins the game

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 Před 2 lety

      I WOULD CONSIDER RUSSIAN BIAS AND panther have effective pen of 190mm how did it not got thru no this is warthunder bug not WOT HP system

    • @redsoldier568
      @redsoldier568 Před 2 lety +1

      @@itsalmostfun8567 Or a hacker joined the game

  • @kgb6311
    @kgb6311 Před 3 lety +151

    Nobody:
    When boris plays war thunder:

  • @gian.4388
    @gian.4388 Před 4 lety +2081

    VFX was great, but jesus that scene was even more cringe than the Tiger scene from Fury lmaO

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  Před 4 lety +544

      Is it stupid and over the top? Yes.
      Do I love it _because_ of that? Absolutely.

    • @gian.4388
      @gian.4388 Před 4 lety +145

      @@SaltySwede I mean, yeah, besides wasn't it done by Wargaming?

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  Před 4 lety +98

      @@gian.4388 Idk.

    • @gian.4388
      @gian.4388 Před 4 lety +111

      @@SaltySwede Cause the vfx look really similar to those of Wargaming videos, wouldn't be surprised if they did the 3D animations

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede  Před 4 lety +84

      @@gian.4388 Or they used the same software that Wargaming has.

  • @whatisausername99
    @whatisausername99 Před 3 lety +15

    When there are only two tanks left in the match:

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Před 2 lety +15

    Seriously though, T-34 is a masterpiece of tank movies. My friend and I watched it -pirated- *completely legally* when it didn't have subtitles, and honestly it was better that way. The story was more interesting without knowing what the characters were saying and honestly you're not watching for the story anyway. The CGI was fantastic and the realism of everything in the tank battles (and there are a lot of them) was superb. Sure it's not realistic that everything happened, but the way everything is presented is believable and the CGI sells it. The best thing though is the physical cost the tank battles incur on the crew, even if they aren't penetrated or shot they get cut up and bruised by the tank itself. If you're a tank buff this is a must watch!

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, I agree. Although wehraboos are getting angry about it because the panther could not pen the T-34's front hull, but it most probably hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are 75mm in thickness and is angled, nothing can pen that.

    • @antimatter4733
      @antimatter4733 Před 2 lety +6

      This has gotta be one of the most stupid scenes of tank combat I've ever seen, t34 crew had the power of God and anime on their side and the Germans were all from an asylum. You'd think with all this propaganda the Russians didn't lose multiple times more people and tanks than the Germans

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox Před 2 lety +2

      @@antimatter4733 Did you actually watch the movie?

    • @antimatter4733
      @antimatter4733 Před 2 lety

      @@MistahFox I've seen enough

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox Před 2 lety +4

      @@antimatter4733 Ok cool. I didn't know you could judge the rest of the movie and it's impact on pop culture as well as the intent behind it's creation from a meme edit.
      I love it when people speak like an authority on things they know absolutely nothing about, and try to convince others at the same time.
      Every debate, every discussion, every observation and conversation has to be poisoned by people like you who judge while knowing nothing at all about the discussion they plague.
      Stop worrying about things you don't understand. Don't worry, people don't think German tanks are bad because of one movie, they know German tanks are bad because of history.

  • @Kuba_K
    @Kuba_K Před 4 lety +232

    Instructions unclear couldnt locate that panther weakspot during my war thunder game, I think it was buffed

    • @Kuba_K
      @Kuba_K Před 4 lety +21

      Also my t34 stopped after losing track I feel cheated

    • @jefflei215
      @jefflei215 Před 4 lety +21

      Instructions unclear the viewport turned into a black hole and absorbed my shot

    • @reign_of_stuka8991
      @reign_of_stuka8991 Před 4 lety +3

      German secret blackhole technology xd

    • @Fallenking223
      @Fallenking223 Před 4 lety +3

      Nep Nep tbh the Russians and the Germans have secret black hole technology for their viewports.

    • @reign_of_stuka8991
      @reign_of_stuka8991 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh yeah forgot about the Russian ones lol

  • @hunterfalkenberg2837
    @hunterfalkenberg2837 Před 4 lety +4594

    Worst historical tank movie, best Russian bias movie

    • @alexandru.g8746
      @alexandru.g8746 Před 4 lety +342

      World of tanks/War thunder the movie

    • @RafeMcCawley393
      @RafeMcCawley393 Před 4 lety +305

      @@alexandru.g8746 in war thunder at least if you destroy the tracks it stays in the place and doesnt start drifting

    • @intellectualbaguette7507
      @intellectualbaguette7507 Před 4 lety +136

      @@RafeMcCawley393 it did look cool tho right? I think that its a bit unrealistic but its more epic and tense then if it would be 100% real

    • @duongngole4785
      @duongngole4785 Před 4 lety +63

      *after only Fury

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 Před 4 lety +22

      Intelectual Baguette no lmao it doesn’t look cool nor awesome

  • @thetubeboi6991
    @thetubeboi6991 Před 3 lety +9

    Someone commented on the CHEEKI BREEKI hardbass anthem that “there is a rumour that Germany lost cuz T-34s played this into battle” and I replied to him with a link to this

  • @bt-7justclowning
    @bt-7justclowning Před 3 lety +36

    Despite how historically inaccurate it is it’s still a good movie

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 Před 3 lety

      where?

    • @LordOfChaos.x
      @LordOfChaos.x Před 3 lety +6

      @@arandomperson7713 if it was real life
      The first shell it hit the front plate would have been also the last one

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 Před 3 lety

      @@LordOfChaos.x well i do admit that this movie is a bit innacurate, not because that shell shouldn't have bounced but that the "elite" panther commander should have aimed for anywhere in the turret. if you look "carefully", you can notice that the tank is angled, the armor is angled and that the shell hit in the most armored area possible (+track links act as extra armor)

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 Před 2 lety +3

      @@arandomperson7713
      You might get like, an extra 10mm on top of angled, but still only 45 mm plate. The Panther can penetrate like 150mm at that range. No amount of tracks is gonna save you.

    • @arandomperson7713
      @arandomperson7713 Před 2 lety

      @@Appletank8 well yes, but actually no

  • @alessandrodelpezzo
    @alessandrodelpezzo Před 4 lety +97

    Blyat, Sekrit Dokumints leaked again, call NKVD!

  • @EssenceNormal
    @EssenceNormal Před 3 lety +118

    girls on the last day of the school: no I have to leave all my friends and i will miss everyone
    Me with bully in the hallway:

  • @p7outdoors297
    @p7outdoors297 Před 3 lety +6

    This goes to show just how much music matters

  • @adamrules01
    @adamrules01 Před 2 lety +16

    This isnt really a accurate representation of a tank battle, its more similar to everyday driving in an ex soviet country, operating ancient cars and falling down into potholes.

    • @rdx1419
      @rdx1419 Před rokem

      Especially the beginning of this movie

  • @peaceandprosperity7894
    @peaceandprosperity7894 Před 4 lety +47

    0:56 These men are reaching levels of luck only known to little siblings.

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord Před 3 lety +2

      Thats just Russian Bias my friend

    • @jeek3452
      @jeek3452 Před 3 lety +1

      400 inch Stalinium at work

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin Před 3 lety

      @@jeek3452 no 1 mm of stalmanium

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant Před 4 lety +57

    Everyone be Lebensraum until the CHEEKI BREEKI t-34 arrives.

  • @Firebird1938
    @Firebird1938 Před 3 lety +7

    perfection i watch it almost everyday

  • @evantan7796
    @evantan7796 Před 3 lety +4

    Ever since this video I started listening to Cheeki Breeki for studying.
    Now it is *our* A1

  • @Spaceman404.
    @Spaceman404. Před 4 lety +66

    Matrix 4: Tank Edition.

  • @grenograno4370
    @grenograno4370 Před 4 lety +116

    Dude that 0:56 shot should've completely deleted everything that ever existed inside of the T-34

    • @Kuba_K
      @Kuba_K Před 4 lety +16

      I like how even if that bullet bounced it would go right into driver hatch

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X Před 4 lety +26

      Plot armour my friend.
      Just like in fury how the Sherman Firefly was saved 2-3 times with plot armour.
      I'd be much happier with the ending with the firefly being absolutely decimated by that hidden anti-tank gun in the first 15 minutes of the movie.

    • @colinscherer7212
      @colinscherer7212 Před 4 lety +19

      @@TamamoF0X it wasn't a Firefly, it was a 76. I think they called the specific variant the "Easy Eight" type

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X Před 4 lety +4

      @@colinscherer7212 my mistake, I get those 2 mixed up.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 Před 4 lety +1

      i mean if they hit the sloped side of the turret or had the hull more angled then it would have been fine (if somewhat lucky)

  • @thatkarldude
    @thatkarldude Před 3 lety +5

    Salute to our comrade Apartje, who created the Cheeki Breeki. He might be gone but he and his creation will not be forgotten.

  • @the_micooler
    @the_micooler Před 2 lety

    Thanks a bunch! I just stayed up all night before a test to watch T-34. I do not regret it.

  • @iheartcoco.1
    @iheartcoco.1 Před 4 lety +41

    1:41 so this is what the enemy tank crew feels when I ram them with SU-85M

    • @user_imyarek
      @user_imyarek Před 3 lety

      Yeah, relatable. Especially the ricochet at point blank range.

  • @keksisthebetrayed8494
    @keksisthebetrayed8494 Před 4 lety +177

    Unrealistic: panther didn't break down every other second

  • @Bruhsound4.0
    @Bruhsound4.0 Před 3 lety +3

    2:09 Hey ron! hey billy... billy, why do you have a gun... BILLY!

  • @imperialguardsman5726
    @imperialguardsman5726 Před 3 lety +9

    Soviet tankists to the german tankists when they get pushed off the bridge because they shot the t34s tracks: congratulations,you played yourself.

  • @meesdoetregie
    @meesdoetregie Před 4 lety +83

    My brain: watch it
    Me: why
    My brain: just do it

  • @MrBailey218
    @MrBailey218 Před 4 lety +20

    "Herp derp Fury is dae wurst tunk movy b Cuz uf tyjer seeeen!"
    Meanwhile we have this little gem of a film with this scene and more of a T34 far exceeding even _generous_ expectations for its time.

    • @0lionheart
      @0lionheart Před 3 lety +7

      Rumour is, if you say "Tiger" into a mirror three times, a Wehraboo will appear and sob about how Fury didn't end at the ambush scene with the entire cast being killed by Superior German Ubermensch(TM)

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 Před 3 lety +1

      @@0lionheart *intense thonk*

  • @bored-z2397
    @bored-z2397 Před 3 lety +2

    T-34 has no stabilizer*
    Gunner on this film: *I AM THE STABILIZER*

  • @__ManMilk
    @__ManMilk Před 3 lety +3

    Let’s be honest
    This isn’t your first time here

  • @sovietboy9939
    @sovietboy9939 Před 3 lety +55

    Anyone see
    "Why must germany always suffer?!" ?

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR Před 3 lety +92

    americans when making movies: safety-
    germans when making movies: *can't really make war related movies*
    russians when making movies: yo we gonna sacrafice your ears for a bit- lol

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 Před 3 lety +11

      Germans made Das Boot, widely regarded as one of the best war films ever made.

    • @dirankomorov
      @dirankomorov Před 3 lety +7

      @@generalstrike7187 and Russians made Come and See, also regarded as a great war movie

    • @generalstrike7187
      @generalstrike7187 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dirankomorov Sounds good - I wasn't really sticking up for Germany as a nation so much as pointing out this idea that something in their 'national character' prevents them from making war movies is jingoistic nonsense. Sure, when Germans make war movies there are certain considerations...but those can contribute to making better war movies than the sentimental, chest-thumping rubbish churned out most of the time.

    • @thespeeddemon7832
      @thespeeddemon7832 Před 3 lety

      they made Der Stern Von Afrika its as old as 1960s ig, was about elbe 14 if ukwim

    • @zahgurim7838
      @zahgurim7838 Před 2 lety

      @The dislike button Ja, we did.

  • @DayLateGamerWill
    @DayLateGamerWill Před 2 lety +1

    This clip got me to watch *T-34*
    Was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Před 2 lety +4

    1:25 we have reached 99% bullshit

    • @jodr4035
      @jodr4035 Před 10 měsíci

      Still leagues above girls und panzers.

  • @nekomakhea9440
    @nekomakhea9440 Před 4 lety +29

    0:35 Am I the only one raging that the direct hit penetration to T-34's cupola would have been a guaranteed one-shot crew kill in War Thunder?

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 Před 4 lety

      i have shot T-34s with panthers in their cupolas and not one shouted them.

    • @robinvermot4946
      @robinvermot4946 Před 4 lety

      @bigbenhoward i think that in real life, if a shell went trough the cupola, all crew would be at least totally stunned

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 Před 4 lety +1

      The Panther Ausf. D could have *maybe* loaded APCR, which, since it has no explosive filler, would not have detonated and only made some shrapnel fly around the inside of the tank.
      And, no, I'm most certainly raging too.

    • @wylandnares8642
      @wylandnares8642 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah. Its like it used AP solid shot. Actually there would have been dpalling from that, so not AP but HEAT.

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 Před 3 lety +1

      Panthers used APHE, so depending on the fuze, the round should have penetrated and detonated inside the turret killing everyone in the tank

  • @JORGE_BRASILEIRO
    @JORGE_BRASILEIRO Před 3 lety +5

    0:56 **STALINIUM WINS**

  • @ryderzukowski4868
    @ryderzukowski4868 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the stuff I watch when I drink monster and punch dry wall

  • @Maximka45
    @Maximka45 Před 2 lety

    This makes this scene look better, thank you

  • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
    @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 Před 4 lety +60

    German driver: gets killed
    Also german driver: PUT IT INTO YEET
    Also can we appreciate for a moment how incompetent the german gunner is?

    • @thedarkestnight9600
      @thedarkestnight9600 Před 4 lety +17

      He was following the commanders orders. Not to mention the over the top plot armor of this movie. The shell that hit the tank head on would have killed most of the crew

    • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
      @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 Před 4 lety +5

      @@thedarkestnight9600 I'm not complaining. My pride as a german is just a tiny little bit hurt

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 Před 4 lety +10

      Also, consider that he was trying to align the turret using hand cranks, not by just moving a computer mouse a little bit. Aaaand also probably hyped up on adrenaline. Aaaand also trying to coordinate with his crew and commander.
      So, it was a *teensy* bit more difficult than you might think.
      If War Thunder is any example, then that Panther D must have had to be firing either high-explosive or smoke shells at that T-34.
      Maybe at a kilometer or more, if it hit the side armor at a weird angle, then it would bounce.
      But not at frickin' point-blank range!

    • @abercrombieblovs2042
      @abercrombieblovs2042 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh, also... I think that there was some part of the video that was cut.
      Unless the T-34 kept pushing, there would have been no way that Panther could have gone over the edge. Only about 3 feet of one of its tracks were over, nowhere near close enough to its center of balance to tip it.

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 4 lety +1

      @@abercrombieblovs2042 For the handshake that wasn't shown, Ivushkin stepped on the Panther in order to shake Jäger's hand. This made the Panther oscillate towards the T-34 and away from the edge of the bridge, thereby creating potential energy sufficient to drop the Panther into the river. Jäger initially tried to pull Ivushkin down with him in that handshake, but realized that he was physically too weak at that point to maintain that kind of grip, and so let go of his own volition. By that point, he had destabilized the Panther's already precarious position enough to send it over the bridge, with him in it.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Před 4 lety +27

    I remember renting this for our brothers during a sleep over at college. It started off with a bear fighting Kahn’s, I know I made a right decision

    • @altusdefconalt3468
      @altusdefconalt3468 Před 3 lety

      What movie is it?

    • @rdx1419
      @rdx1419 Před rokem

      Bro this movie starts off with some crazy guy trying to outrun a tank in a fucking Soviet truck towing Babushka’s home cooking wdym

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před rokem

      @@rdx1419 Trailers before the actual movie starts

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 Před 3 lety +2

    Remember kids, the driver’s hatch of the T-34 actually has a million millimeters worth of protection, it’s just super thin and light

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 Před 3 lety +1

      It's as dense as w.o.t players
      🗿 I know that because i was one

  • @Oxak-dv2tq
    @Oxak-dv2tq Před 3 lety +1

    This is the best thing i ever seen!

  • @Ilikebeatzzz
    @Ilikebeatzzz Před 3 lety +23

    "Why must Germany always suffer !?"
    I can relate to that.

  • @getgoodgetserious7699
    @getgoodgetserious7699 Před 4 lety +61

    When Realistic players plays Arcade in WT

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Před 4 lety +3

      its not like the gameplay changes that much

    • @comyboi8313
      @comyboi8313 Před 3 lety

      i can relate

    • @jaxx9971
      @jaxx9971 Před 3 lety

      Yeah pretty much

  • @TheDa6781
    @TheDa6781 Před 2 lety +2

    This T-34's armour puts vibranium to shame.

  • @PhsykoOmen
    @PhsykoOmen Před 3 lety +1

    Anyone watching this movie for historical context is watching the wrong movie.
    This is just an action film and a damn good one tbh. Lots of fun.

  • @Drache191200
    @Drache191200 Před 4 lety +14

    2:52 Hehe, i like that subtle "Why must germany always suffer!?"

    • @evantan7796
      @evantan7796 Před 3 lety

      You have eyes of an eagle. I didn’t see it until you mentioned it

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 Před 3 lety

      @@evantan7796 No problem ^^

  • @alfonsoguerra2951
    @alfonsoguerra2951 Před 4 lety +66

    I feel like this is the kind of film that a world of tanks player would consider realistic

    • @NoahWW05
      @NoahWW05 Před 3 lety +5

      Ha I play WoT and trust me I deem it worse than Fury when it comes to historical accuracy

    • @szynszylku1447
      @szynszylku1447 Před 3 lety +4

      @teletubbykiller54 average wt player have butthurt cuz they can't understand that wot isin't simulator cuz they are idiots,
      PS object 268 v4 was popular like 6 months ago you normie

    • @jonas-savimbi3765
      @jonas-savimbi3765 Před 3 lety +1

      Can I just enjoy both games

    • @user-bu4yq9px5y
      @user-bu4yq9px5y Před 3 lety

      Wdym? This is a documentry 100% real and accurate to history.

    • @Veilron_
      @Veilron_ Před 3 lety

      @@szynszylku1447 It was actually popular 1 year ago

  • @AZDesertExplorer
    @AZDesertExplorer Před 3 lety +1

    I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing in a long time.

  • @sitheakewinphlong6579
    @sitheakewinphlong6579 Před 3 lety

    Nice video, especially that it was uploaded on my birthday last year, lol.

  • @Shadow-px2tx
    @Shadow-px2tx Před 3 lety +16

    Her: He is thinking about other girls
    He:

  • @ferencs.harmat7049
    @ferencs.harmat7049 Před 4 lety +18

    Lol that shell from the panther should have gone straight through

  • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876

    Girls: he's probably cheating on me
    Me and the bois:

  • @daniboy0818
    @daniboy0818 Před 3 lety +1

    I can confirm that this happened, I have been living for 1000 years

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 Před 4 lety +32

    This reminds me of one time I was playing War Thunder. I was casually roaming around in my T-34 when all of a fucking sudden...
    *_A FUCKING TIGER COMES OUT OF NOWHERE._* This man shot me at least 10 times. No damage to me whatsoever. Of course, we were both exchanging bounces until somehow, someway, I managed to penetrate its armor and knock out its crew. I took no damage. Then everything went fine for the rest of the match...
    *_UNTIL ANOTHER FUCKING TIGER SHOWED UP._* Long story short, after another like 3 minutes, I somehow killed it.
    #PureStalinium

    • @Static-EN-
      @Static-EN- Před 3 lety +2

      A lot of new players want to rush the tiger in the tech tree, thus having little to no experience fighting 5+ BR tanks
      but yeah, still. Stalinium.

    • @hitmanx200
      @hitmanx200 Před 3 lety +4

      lol ok that player must've really sucked seeing as a tiger can pen a t-34 anywhere

    • @katpara6864
      @katpara6864 Před 3 lety +1

      And everyone clapped

  • @beast0339
    @beast0339 Před 3 lety +9

    this sums up both World of Tanks and War Thunder's battles perfectly whenever there are Russian tanks involved

  • @mintedleaf
    @mintedleaf Před 2 lety +2

    Everybody gangsta until the panther round bounce off the T34-85 tracks

  • @Seektheday
    @Seektheday Před 3 lety +1

    The guy with the mustache has such Big Dad Energy, he's a good time.