We're taking a quick look at Ted Wassanasong: businessman, hypocrite, and military coup planner. You, yes you, can support us on Patreon: / squirreltactics
I don't think he actually converted, I think he was just going to the church to rub shoulders. This seems pretty consistent with the rest of his philosophy, which is "put on whatever show you have to, but keep your core values the same underneath".
@@trianglemoebiusI don't think he was a Devoted Buhdist either, he might be a Closeted Aitheist who only joins a faith for opportunities. I think it's also telling that his Explicit reason for wanting to liberating Laois is that they aren't taken seriously by white people. It implies he's okay with the Comunist Goverment being in power so long as he is respected in America.
I find Ted to be the most loathsome character in the show. Guilt-tripping Kahn for living a comfortable, if foreign lifestyle and then trying to get him to join a rebel military group and go on a suicide mission is beyond low.
What I find ironic about Ted calling Kahn “westernized” is that there a few episodes Kahn speaking Laotian. Ted is so westernized he sounds like he’s from the Midwest.
I think they actually mentin Ted taking speech classes to sound more American at one point.. or I might be remembering my friend telling me that "HE IS REAL! THAT IS A REAL THING IN AMERICA! All they do is learn the accent, and forget their roots!" he was very angry about it, and I understand why. Fake people are so annoying, and not trustworthy for anything.
Youre wrong there. His father in law was a general loyal to the royal lao family and not the communist party. When the war ended, lao people who sided with the royal family were given refuge in the US like how south vietnamese were resettled in the US.
And the general being based on Vang Pao, who is a Royalist General. Also implied that Kahn might have been Hmong (at least coming from poor background in highlands and probably marry Minh to be part of Cambodian royalist elite…until the civil war).
There's been a lot of discourse on whether Kahn should be voiced by an Asian VA or still portrayed by Toby Huss. However you feel on the issue, one thing is certain is that Ted should absolutely be voiced by a white guy as the ultimate banana.
the only people that care about a fictional Laotian cartoon character being voiced by a white guy are the cancerous left that have been destroying the US since the mid 1850s
wait a sec. which is worst, a laotian actor portraying himself through Ted as a bigotted bully, a hypocrite and a pain in the ass, or a white guy playing a laotian playing a pain in the ass? If he is meant to be offensive and annoying is he more annoying being voiced by the right ethnicity or another ethnciity?
Voice actors job is to ACT. All this BS is just virtue signaling for diversity points. Nobody complains when a black guy voices a white guy or an asian.
Kahn shouldnt be voiced by an Asian VA. after all, he's an asian american texan. to make him Laotian would defeat the whole point of his cultural change. dude's a banana and thats fine. also the accent is fine and people just want him to be voiced by an asian to gain representation points which is stupid. this is theater. people of different ethnicities should be allowed to play characters of other ethnicities. if Phil LaMarr can voice a japanese samurai, Toby Huss should be able to voice Kahn. it's like people whining that Diane from BoJack should be voiced by a vietnamese when in the show it's pointed out that the character, despite being vietnamese, grew up in New Jersey and doesnt fit in with her root country. i had a vietnamese english teacher who sounded just like Diane and i'd take Alison Brie's voice over some fresh off the boat asian accent. point being, these characters are written the way they are and their voice actors found a way to match their personalities.
One thing I love about KOTH is that they're willing to throw shade at everything, pet vets, propane dealers, cops, criminals, hillbillies and hypocritical foreigners, they do it in a way that's respectful but also funny.
It's really amazing how they're able to capture just how shitty almost every common person is while also not being overly cynical about it. Everyone gets their 5 minutes of shame in the show except for truly innocent characters like Bobby or Luanne and the viewer doesn't end up feeling awful by the end of it.
Chang is an underrated character. While he is an obnoxious bully to the younger cast, a majority of his actions are a response to his parents actions. It doesn't excuse anything but it does show enough of what his home life is like, and implies his relationship with his parents. Kahn would constantly brag about Connie but if presented to him, in any situation to win favor, Ted would claim Bobby is his son and reject Chang if it meant he could secure a deal. Having Chang be Bobby's Kahn equivalent in the reboot would be great. I also hope we can get flashbacks to the kids high school days just like in the OG series with Hank and the gang.
@@squirreltactics Being a hoity-toity mover-and-shaker, maybe such an illustrious "humanitarian" business magnate sending his handsome, intelligent, charismatic son to slum it in a lowly public school improves his public image. A bit of "man of the people" flavor. "We may _seem_ like a bunch of fancy snobs, but we're really just like you: Every morning, Chang's valet brushes his teeth, cooks him breakfast, and drives him straight to our beloved Tom Landry Middle School, just like you and your kids! GO LONGHORNS!" Plus, his son being a big fish in a small pond lets him shine bright without risking the possibility that sending him to a fancy private "pond", _full_ of handsome, intelligent, and charismatic "big fish" could make him lose some of his apparent luster.
@@claymathewselevator8121 Maybe Ted was sifting through his memory banks from when he (probably) studied Hank's resume to get to know him, and picked out a random job instead of knowing The One. I doubt Ted cares/knows about propane other than perhaps market pricing.
I am starting to think Ted represents the toxic values of the American Dream while Hank Hill and his neighbors represent the good nature of the American Dream. Khan influenced by Ted is what makes him behave awfully.
Khan behaves awfully more out of his insecurities. If there were no Ted he’d still have issues. He wants Khan Jr. to get into the Rice enrichment program, mostly because of how the prestige reflects on him. His own co-workers don’t like him and prefer that he work from home. His own father in law resents him.
Strangely a underrated character. He does well in life and does it legally while finding loopholes. The only thing i see in Reboot is Ted and his wife struggling with their son...Probably spoiling the boy too much and becomes a drain on their finances/reputation in S Arlen where we get Ted seeking advice from Hank and Khan given their kids turned out fine/okay as adults, but Chang cannot seem to get it right and all wealth/education/connections make Chang into something like Buck Strickland- a businessmen witg gambling, addicted to good times, and objectify women.
Literally watched the episode where Ted bought the house across the street from everyone last night while zonked out. Now I get home and here you are. Feels like a fever dream!
……until you think about it for a while. It’s a giant smiling dude in total control of an entire miniaturized town. He’s not the comptroller, not the mayor…. He’s GOD. It’s terrifying… and 100% something that a man like Ted would do.
Ted: **while on the phone with Khan** “You know Kahn, it doesn’t matter that I converted from Buddhism to Episcopal. Religions are pretty much just a means to an end for me.” **hangs up phone as his model trains crash** “Damn Khan!”
I don't think they can be conscripted while in foreign territory (they most likely have US citizenship) and Ted doesn't have the authority being rebels. So don't see many opportunities for it to come up in conversations.
@@ianfinrir8724 his father-in-law is a general so maybe he pulled some strings to keep Kahn out. And even if he was in the military there might not have been any conflicts at the time so it might not have been considered a big deal. South Korea also have forced conscription and don't seem to mind. Kinda hilarious to think that many of those kpop groups have military training. 😆
@@ianfinrir8724 Either that or a farmer like his falther in law keeps mocking him for. He did survive Cambodia. Though my dad joined the military at around 15 or something so who knows.
Ted is a straight up asshole but if anything shows why Khan is the way he is. His behavior towards Hank feels like a coping mechanism to hiw Ted treats him, coming off that Khan feels the superiority he believes he needs while pestering Hank to feel above him when in reality if Khan didn't force himself to adhere to Ted's self-glorification standards, tye the (Hank and Khan) could have been better friends long ago. The truth of the matter is, every culture has a Ted. It doesn't matter where your bloodlines flow, we all know a Ted. Someone who's 'pride' for their culture only goes as far as what type of power they can grab from it and everyone else is just pawns to get that power. Ted's a ladder puller; he views others outside his culture as inferior but still knows how to play up and treats other Loations as the steps he needs to get where he believes he belongs but will pull that ladder back up, keeping people like Khan struggling.
Wow. Amen, sister I recently wrote a post in one of these about Khan vs Ted in terms of deplorability, and it was a similar sentiment, but yours was better.
@@kent5627Another thing I noticed is as the series goes on, you see Khan hanging out with Hank and the guys more openly, because he can actually be himself around them. With Ted, he's sucking up so much it's painful.
@@AleTitan Buck was at least willing to take a rudimentary social interest in Hank's personal life...Ted can't even remember that Hank works for one of the primary fuel supply depots in Arlen...
Yes, and at least Buck,even if a rapscalian and a huckster has some redeeming qualities an is honest about..like the episode where Hank realizes an says hmm what coincidence the restaurant and Bucks mistress Debbie's apt. are next door to each other and Buck says, naaw Hank ain't no coincidence to it...I like to eat and I like to hump so I built Sugarfoots next to the singles complex ! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ted seems like the kind of guy who'd be just as desperate as Khan after Chane goes to some Ivy League school and inevitably ends up in jail for sexual assault, battery or god knows what else and he loses his status in the community for it.
Good Lord! I wouldn't think he'd go that far. My guess is he'd be so used to getting his way as a big fish in a small pond, but when people in college start pushing back, he begins getting into fights and getting his butt handed to him.
@@Kaboomboo That's a fair assessment! Honestly, probably a better one. I went more with the 'sexual assault' angle because he felt kinda skeevy in the show. Also because it feels like we get a new story about stuff like that happening every week. Though the 'getting his butt handed to him' thing is definitely true because of what happened during the "That's my purse, I don't know you!" episode.
I don’t know but part of me wonder if it’s just writer assuming “Buddhists” (the writers seem to be Korean, who aren’t Buddhist majority and either irreligious or Christian) and maybe parody on Steven Seagal since the timeline matched with his Lama reincarnation headline. That or feel that making fun of latter is too low brow (or at least not wanting to add clueless middle class white person with questionable understanding of Buddhism).
The whole "reincarnated lama" thing is so weird, since Laos has Theravada Buddhism, and lamas are specifically associated with certain schools of Tibetan Buddhism.
Part of me wonder if it was based on Steven Seagal. Like the broadcast date kinda match with headline about Seagal’s reincarnation as Lama. Writers and maybe Mike Judge assuming Buddhism as monolith. That or parodying Seagal would be seen as low brow (plus not wanting character bloat) even if he wasn’t a laughing stock at the time.
@@powerist209 I don't really see a lot of parallels with Seagal, but I'd grant that maybe "lamas" were in the public mind in America around this time. A lot of people I meet assume all Buddhism is modeled after the features of that specific school of Tibetan Buddhism.
@@connorscanlan2167 Well, considering the timeframe, the idea of white or non-Buddhist being reincarnated Lama kinda fit with headlines on Steven Seagal, even if it was somewhat sketchy (think political favor like a batshit Mongolphile Russian aristocrat Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, who was acclaimed as Buddhist Lama reincarnation by Mongolian faction to get him to fight against communists despite Roman not being Buddhist--on top of being proud Lutheran even if he like that teaching--like AT ALL).
well not really once you remember this is the same guy who switched religions because he thought it was more politically beneficial (gave him connections to major arlen figures), the boosters had people like buck or lain pratley who are big business owners in arlen
@@christopherauzenne5023yeah he seems like the guy who gives money to football team but doesn’t attend games or even like team but uses them for own gain in other places
the algorithm really did me a huge favor when it showed me this channel, you guys make amazing mini essays, i could watch a one hour video while i sleep of you talking about koth lmao
Ted is truly a toxic person he's just as bad as cotton to me even though kahn at times isn't a nice person he's definitely not as horrible as ted i loved seeing kahn stand up for himself sadly people like ted truly exist
It's interesting how Ted is like a picture-perfect caricature of the bourgeoisie noble caste that modern-day ML Laos would tell its people to fear and hate. Almost like Ted was probably born in a higher caste before being forced to emigrate, meanwhile Khan and Minh left for perceived economic opportunity (and likely Minh being connected to a general on the losing side of the war based on her father's caste-based remarks toward Khan).
Kahn's a punk, but him realizing he's him & not Tedd at the pool party is one of the best moments in the show. Having Kahn on Koth felt like the show an expansion pack tho lol
5:14 Yeah, but before he worked, he sold propane. Dale said But Hank, you did use to sell tractors. So before propane, he was used to selling blue jeans, and before that, he was selling tractors.
The hilarious irony about them forbidding Chang to date Connie is that Connie despises Chang and has no interest in dating him. Which would probably piss them off if they ever found out.
I never thought about what a hypocrite Ted is. He calls Kahn a banana yet at least Kahn uses his real Laotian name.I was glad to see Kahn actually stand up to him in that episode.
I don’t know if that’s quite fair to the Reverend as he’s not really a bad person per se just burnt out; unlike Ted who’s just an asshole. That being said I do see the parallels.
@@thedukeofchutney468 Wassanasongs more resemble Helen Lovejoy then Timothy. Also you can't blame the poor Reverend from being burnt out. He constantly has for the deal with Ned and Homer
Yes but problem is too many people in the west want to act like its only relegated to one culture. That's probably why so many Hispanics in my culture don't think twice about the racist things they say about blacks. In fact the only time I've seen media touch on that was in the cardboard cutout episode of malcolm in the middle
Good question. And, though he wasn't very fleshed out character-wise, I bet Lane Pratley was probably just as bad as either of them, we just never got to see his shenanigans.
Buck is. Ted has class and uses his intelligence. Buck is business smart, but does shady gambling and chases after women. Ted is a better pillar of community than Buck in comparison.
@@lewisdutra6104 albeit Buck doesn’t have the arrogance of Ted. Plus compared to Ted, at least Buck was personable with Hank even when he was doing shady things to him. Ted couldn’t even be bothered to remember what Hank does for a living, even after Hank told him in polite small talk outright… In the same night no less.
@@lewisdutra6104 Ted chases after women too. I don't think he ever wears his wedding ring and he made a comment once about a wine being like the au pair you chase into the kitchen then slaps you.
COMPLETELY offtoic: 0:45 When I saw that clip I teared up with nostalgic joy, PETE & PETE was one of my favorite 90s Nick shows, and Artie was one of my favorite characters. Intrerestingly, in Seinfeld there was a deleted scene in that episode where Huss plays a guy who owns a Nobody Beats thee Wis franchise, and dances around going "I'm the Wiz!" using the same mannerisms he used as Artie.
I love how at the end of this one it sounds like Dale is on his conspiracy nonsense but he's actually just speaking truth and even Ted just tells him "Correct." Unfortunately that exact type of government corruption is a huge problem here.
7:208:35 Oh my god! I hate when people do that. I'm black and the amount of times other black people haved called me an oreo because I talk a certain way is annoying as hell. People will throw insults like oreo or banana as a way to get others to bend their ideas and I say: Blackness is what I make it.
I've been wanting to run something by you. Nancy stopped cheating on Dale pretty early on in the series, but in the episode where Hank and Bobby go to Arizona to take Tilly her furniture, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stow away. When Nancy reports Dale missing the cop comes over and when Peggy and Luanne knock on the door Nancy has her robe drawn tight with her arms like she had to cover up quickly and the cop is holding his notebook over his crotch. It appears to me that were getting dirty. What do you think?
You're right. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane aired on Dec 14, 2003, it was season 8, episode 7 Nancy Boys aired on April 30th, 2000, It was Season 4, Episode 21 So either they got the continuity wrong again, or Nancy relapsed into seeing John Redcorn again.
@@c0ntriLnah, she's just a w-hore. I think one of either happened. She was actually just making a police report cause she just woke up amd hadn't changed, or she actually slept with the sheriff. Look at how the sheriff is holding his hands across his pants in that scene.
Nah, it just looks like she was tired/stressed out do to Dale missing, also she mentions earlier in the episode that he's missing so it makes sense she's filing a missing persons report
"Hot danger, hot danger!" I thought that was a real song for a while. Probably my favorite episode was "The Redneck on Rainey Street" and honestly, after spending most his life trying to become a Tad Wassanasong, I couldn't rightly blame Kahn for saying "F this sh1t" and temporarily converting to redneckism.
A character dynamic that is more fleshed than on why Dale is a friend of the rest of fence leaning guys Bill Hank and Boomhauer make since yet without Dale it wouldn't feel like a typical Texas friend group aka exactly what Mike Judge wanted Seriously Ted and Kahn deserve a spin off
The four grew up together, went to the same school, was (for the most part) all part of the same HS football team. They all continued to live in the same area and just stayed friends. Order of the Straight Arrow shows them together super young, It's Not Easy Being Green shows them around Junior/Senior age just before graduation.
Hank did sell tractors and tractor accessories many years ago though there wasn't any easy way that the bs artist ted wassanasong (IDC if I spelt his name correctly for his actions dishonor his ancestors and he isn't worthy of their family name). Edit: I did spell ted's family name though I refuse to capitalize it for the same reason.
I don't know why especially since I just yesterday watched the groin kicking and Dali Llama episodes but I thought Ted was the son and Chain (I have no other way to spell that) was the father. my only reasoning is that when immigrants first moved here they gave their native born children more Americanized names.
I honestly didn't know Toby Huss voiced Ted, I thought it was Mike Judge. It makes sense, though. Having Toby and Lauren Tom play both Kahn & Minh and Ted & Cindy really helps hold up a mirror and shows how different they really are.
"Boba Tea Shop" Wonder if this would have been another funny "You're a banana" joke; "Khan, don't you drink boba tea? Don't you know what boba is?" "I'm pretty sure Boba is a bounty hunter . . ." :3
Ted might have a 9 rivers membership, but Khan gets to go home to Minh every night. So I think Khan wins. Also I'd much rather my child be like Connie than like Chane, so Khan wins there too.
Kahn to me was closer to his heritage than Ted ever was. He bullies Kahn because Ted is aware of how Kahn views him, and Kahn already suffers with low self esteem, and Depression. He's a walking target to Ted. It's awful.
I know some of the audio is in mono, but at first I thought I was having some kind of stroke. I've never heard sound of that quality coming out of my tv, it sounded like it was coming from inside my own head. Very strange lol.
"Forgive me for saying this but Peggy Hill, you are hot." OK, that is by far the funniest thing he's said in the whole series. As much as I hate Ted? The only line I agree with him on is "I own these things but they don't own me". Moderation is important for material goods just as much as consumables like food & drinks.
12:23 I bet even Mike Judge was also a train enthusiast, especially since those two railroads (Santa Fe and Southern Pacific) dominated Texas for decades.
I was actually incorrect on that, Mike Judge is his voice. Some sources claim it was Artie but I dug deeper and yep it's Mike Judge. Artie did voice Kahn and Cotton though.
Many People have different views on the American dream and my American dream is different because all I want is to be successful by having a good job and living somewhere nice and safe and mostly having a successful life
Ted: *Gaslights Kahn for being whitewashed and losing sight of his Laotian heritage*
Also Ted: *Converts from a Buddhist to an Episcopalian*
It's just good for business.
It's just good business😂
As a lapsed Episcopal, I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.
I don't think he actually converted, I think he was just going to the church to rub shoulders. This seems pretty consistent with the rest of his philosophy, which is "put on whatever show you have to, but keep your core values the same underneath".
@@trianglemoebiusI don't think he was a Devoted Buhdist either, he might be a Closeted Aitheist who only joins a faith for opportunities. I think it's also telling that his Explicit reason for wanting to liberating Laois is that they aren't taken seriously by white people. It implies he's okay with the Comunist Goverment being in power so long as he is respected in America.
I find Ted to be the most loathsome character in the show. Guilt-tripping Kahn for living a comfortable, if foreign lifestyle and then trying to get him to join a rebel military group and go on a suicide mission is beyond low.
Let’s not forget that he was also just doing it to get a boost in status.
While i'd agree he is way up there, the fact that strickland was willing to frame hank for murder makes me find him the worst person on the show.
@@otbaht Yeah.
@@otbahtCan't forget what Hoyt did in his stand alone episode.
@@hardcoreking52 Yeah, but I’m thinking in terms of reoccurring characters.
What I find ironic about Ted calling Kahn “westernized” is that there a few episodes Kahn speaking Laotian. Ted is so westernized he sounds like he’s from the Midwest.
Yeah, but Ted has that little wooden Lao figure in his pocket so he gets a pass.
I think they actually mentin Ted taking speech classes to sound more American at one point.. or I might be remembering my friend telling me that "HE IS REAL! THAT IS A REAL THING IN AMERICA! All they do is learn the accent, and forget their roots!" he was very angry about it, and I understand why. Fake people are so annoying, and not trustworthy for anything.
He sounds whiter than my white ass...or dare I say, WASPier!
He’s a big hypocrite. He sounds more white-bred than me and I’m at least 1/4 if not 1/3 Chinese.
And his nose always sounds stuffed up, as does Chane’s. Not as bad as Clark “Boogernose” Peters, but still.
Ted is a hypocrite in every sense of the word. I hope in the reboot we see him get his comupence
Like Kahn kicking his ass, Connie getting accepted to a world class college & Minh beating Cindy at a beauty contest.
Ted seems like the type who'd be arrested for tax evasion.
@@blaisebarbeau3656 or tax fraud
That'd be nice but it's not realistic, I think it's much more true to life that people like him usually do very well
I like when they destroy his mcmanson
When hank said “Can I ask you something?” I REALLY wanted the question to be “…so are ya Chinese or Japanese?” 😂
That woulda been funny, and then Hank just walks out
The Ocean?
Also, it’s weird Kahn would even join the Lao resistance when his father in law is a retired communist general.
Well, he did admit to Hank that he had father issues of his own.
Youre wrong there. His father in law was a general loyal to the royal lao family and not the communist party. When the war ended, lao people who sided with the royal family were given refuge in the US like how south vietnamese were resettled in the US.
Kahn doesn't like his father-in-law at all?
And the general being based on Vang Pao, who is a Royalist General.
Also implied that Kahn might have been Hmong (at least coming from poor background in highlands and probably marry Minh to be part of Cambodian royalist elite…until the civil war).
There's been a lot of discourse on whether Kahn should be voiced by an Asian VA or still portrayed by Toby Huss. However you feel on the issue, one thing is certain is that Ted should absolutely be voiced by a white guy as the ultimate banana.
the only people that care about a fictional Laotian cartoon character being voiced by a white guy are the cancerous left that have been destroying the US since the mid 1850s
wait a sec. which is worst, a laotian actor portraying himself through Ted as a bigotted bully, a hypocrite and a pain in the ass, or a white guy playing a laotian playing a pain in the ass? If he is meant to be offensive and annoying is he more annoying being voiced by the right ethnicity or another ethnciity?
Or Dave Chapelle's "white guy" voice
Voice actors job is to ACT. All this BS is just virtue signaling for diversity points. Nobody complains when a black guy voices a white guy or an asian.
Kahn shouldnt be voiced by an Asian VA. after all, he's an asian american texan. to make him Laotian would defeat the whole point of his cultural change. dude's a banana and thats fine. also the accent is fine and people just want him to be voiced by an asian to gain representation points which is stupid. this is theater. people of different ethnicities should be allowed to play characters of other ethnicities. if Phil LaMarr can voice a japanese samurai, Toby Huss should be able to voice Kahn.
it's like people whining that Diane from BoJack should be voiced by a vietnamese when in the show it's pointed out that the character, despite being vietnamese, grew up in New Jersey and doesnt fit in with her root country. i had a vietnamese english teacher who sounded just like Diane and i'd take Alison Brie's voice over some fresh off the boat asian accent. point being, these characters are written the way they are and their voice actors found a way to match their personalities.
One thing I love about KOTH is that they're willing to throw shade at everything, pet vets, propane dealers, cops, criminals, hillbillies and hypocritical foreigners, they do it in a way that's respectful but also funny.
It's really amazing how they're able to capture just how shitty almost every common person is while also not being overly cynical about it. Everyone gets their 5 minutes of shame in the show except for truly innocent characters like Bobby or Luanne and the viewer doesn't end up feeling awful by the end of it.
If you’re going to insult a demographic, insult all of them equally
Chang is an underrated character. While he is an obnoxious bully to the younger cast, a majority of his actions are a response to his parents actions. It doesn't excuse anything but it does show enough of what his home life is like, and implies his relationship with his parents. Kahn would constantly brag about Connie but if presented to him, in any situation to win favor, Ted would claim Bobby is his son and reject Chang if it meant he could secure a deal. Having Chang be Bobby's Kahn equivalent in the reboot would be great. I also hope we can get flashbacks to the kids high school days just like in the OG series with Hank and the gang.
Also makes you wonder why Ted would pay 40k a year for a country club membership but send his kid to public school.
@@squirreltactics Being a hoity-toity mover-and-shaker, maybe such an illustrious "humanitarian" business magnate sending his handsome, intelligent, charismatic son to slum it in a lowly public school improves his public image. A bit of "man of the people" flavor. "We may _seem_ like a bunch of fancy snobs, but we're really just like you: Every morning, Chang's valet brushes his teeth, cooks him breakfast, and drives him straight to our beloved Tom Landry Middle School, just like you and your kids! GO LONGHORNS!"
Plus, his son being a big fish in a small pond lets him shine bright without risking the possibility that sending him to a fancy private "pond", _full_ of handsome, intelligent, and charismatic "big fish" could make him lose some of his apparent luster.
Was there a situation where he actually did that?
I would like to watch that episode
Chane, not Chang.
*Chane
To be fair, Hank used to sell tractors.
Yeah but Ted didn’t know that
@@claymathewselevator8121 Maybe Ted was sifting through his memory banks from when he (probably) studied Hank's resume to get to know him, and picked out a random job instead of knowing The One. I doubt Ted cares/knows about propane other than perhaps market pricing.
I figure he saw Hank as just a white redneck, and white rednecks would surely know about tractors.
@@quackman Blue jeans 😂
When? He got a retail job selling jeans just out of high school. Then he met Strickland and transferred to propane.
I am starting to think Ted represents the toxic values of the American Dream while Hank Hill and his neighbors represent the good nature of the American Dream. Khan influenced by Ted is what makes him behave awfully.
"what's happened with your American dream? it's become true..." Niko Bellic
Ted is a wealthier asian than Khan so khan wants to be like him. Asian culture is very competitive or envious when it comes to making money.
Khan behaves awfully more out of his insecurities. If there were no Ted he’d still have issues.
He wants Khan Jr. to get into the Rice enrichment program, mostly because of how the prestige reflects on him. His own co-workers don’t like him and prefer that he work from home. His own father in law resents him.
@@lifes40123 lol yes sooo unlike every other group of people. What a tired trope.
@@Randomjackass135 it's real life, it's not a trope
Can i just say, i adore randomly hearing "artie: the strongest man, in the world!" in your videos! That show was such a gem!!!
I loved Pete and Pete! It's something I used to watch with my parents and they probably liked it even more than I did 😂
@@GotTheBestLigma same! Lol!
Let some air out of your tires, he'll come back.
I love TAOPAP. Got it on DVD. Artie was one of the cornerstones of that show.
@@princessmarlena1359 it will forever be one of my faves!!
If Khan is a banana, then Ted Wassonasong is a banana split with just vanilla ice cream and whipped cream on the side.
4:25 Ted not laughing at Hank's PGA joke immediately proves he has no soul.
Strangely a underrated character. He does well in life and does it legally while finding loopholes.
The only thing i see in Reboot is Ted and his wife struggling with their son...Probably spoiling the boy too much and becomes a drain on their finances/reputation in S
Arlen where we get Ted seeking advice from Hank and Khan given their kids turned out fine/okay as adults, but Chang cannot seem to get it right and all wealth/education/connections make Chang into something like Buck Strickland- a businessmen witg gambling, addicted to good times, and objectify women.
Literally watched the episode where Ted bought the house across the street from everyone last night while zonked out. Now I get home and here you are. Feels like a fever dream!
Not gonna lie, Ted's affinity for model trains is a *_very slight_* redeeming quality.
……until you think about it for a while.
It’s a giant smiling dude in total control of an entire miniaturized town.
He’s not the comptroller, not the mayor…. He’s GOD.
It’s terrifying… and 100% something that a man like Ted would do.
Ted: **while on the phone with Khan** “You know Kahn, it doesn’t matter that I converted from Buddhism to Episcopal. Religions are pretty much just a means to an end for me.” **hangs up phone as his model trains crash** “Damn Khan!”
Laos has conscription. I'm surprised that didn't come up when Kahn was guilted into joining Ted's militia.
I don't think they can be conscripted while in foreign territory (they most likely have US citizenship) and Ted doesn't have the authority being rebels. So don't see many opportunities for it to come up in conversations.
@@benjamincuevas9627Kahn has been in the US for 20 years. He would've served time in the Laotian military as a young man.
@@ianfinrir8724 his father-in-law is a general so maybe he pulled some strings to keep Kahn out. And even if he was in the military there might not have been any conflicts at the time so it might not have been considered a big deal. South Korea also have forced conscription and don't seem to mind. Kinda hilarious to think that many of those kpop groups have military training. 😆
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Either that or a farmer like his falther in law keeps mocking him for. He did survive Cambodia. Though my dad joined the military at around 15 or something so who knows.
Ted is a straight up asshole but if anything shows why Khan is the way he is. His behavior towards Hank feels like a coping mechanism to hiw Ted treats him, coming off that Khan feels the superiority he believes he needs while pestering Hank to feel above him when in reality if Khan didn't force himself to adhere to Ted's self-glorification standards, tye the (Hank and Khan) could have been better friends long ago.
The truth of the matter is, every culture has a Ted. It doesn't matter where your bloodlines flow, we all know a Ted. Someone who's 'pride' for their culture only goes as far as what type of power they can grab from it and everyone else is just pawns to get that power. Ted's a ladder puller; he views others outside his culture as inferior but still knows how to play up and treats other Loations as the steps he needs to get where he believes he belongs but will pull that ladder back up, keeping people like Khan struggling.
Reminder to everyone in America: if you have a neighbor named Ted, run!
Wow.
Amen, sister
I recently wrote a post in one of these about Khan vs Ted in terms of deplorability, and it was a similar sentiment, but yours was better.
@@kent5627Another thing I noticed is as the series goes on, you see Khan hanging out with Hank and the guys more openly, because he can actually be himself around them.
With Ted, he's sucking up so much it's painful.
I love the way he says, "We are delivering food tothepoor." My vote for the worst character on the show, even more than Buck.
At least Buck can kinda try to pretend to care
@@AleTitan Buck was at least willing to take a rudimentary social interest in Hank's personal life...Ted can't even remember that Hank works for one of the primary fuel supply depots in Arlen...
@@abigails4088 Tractors?
@@palehorse864 you elicited a full cheek to cheek smile, and an enthusiastically amused long drawn out sigh... I needed that
thank you XD
Yes, and at least Buck,even if a rapscalian and a huckster has some redeeming qualities an is honest about..like the episode where Hank realizes an says hmm what coincidence the restaurant and Bucks mistress Debbie's apt. are next door to each other and Buck says, naaw Hank ain't no coincidence to it...I like to eat and I like to hump so I built Sugarfoots next to the singles complex ! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet in the reboot Ted will be charged with tax fraud or at least bribing city council
Ted seems like the kind of guy who'd be just as desperate as Khan after Chane goes to some Ivy League school and inevitably ends up in jail for sexual assault, battery or god knows what else and he loses his status in the community for it.
Good Lord! I wouldn't think he'd go that far. My guess is he'd be so used to getting his way as a big fish in a small pond, but when people in college start pushing back, he begins getting into fights and getting his butt handed to him.
@@Kaboomboo That's a fair assessment! Honestly, probably a better one. I went more with the 'sexual assault' angle because he felt kinda skeevy in the show. Also because it feels like we get a new story about stuff like that happening every week. Though the 'getting his butt handed to him' thing is definitely true because of what happened during the "That's my purse, I don't know you!" episode.
Ted had no actual care for the high school team. He wants the wind cause its good for Arlen and the boosters is good for networking
Yeah Ted doesn’t seem like he’d be the kind of person who likes football or watches it
This video reminded me that in King of the Hill canon Bobby Hill may actually be the reincarnation of a Lama.
In the revival series. It should be revealed that Bobby became a great Buddhist spiritual leader.
Bobby being a religious figure while being Secular
I don’t know but part of me wonder if it’s just writer assuming “Buddhists” (the writers seem to be Korean, who aren’t Buddhist majority and either irreligious or Christian) and maybe parody on Steven Seagal since the timeline matched with his Lama reincarnation headline.
That or feel that making fun of latter is too low brow (or at least not wanting to add clueless middle class white person with questionable understanding of Buddhism).
Great video, always loved the way they made me hate Ted, I can't understand why every human doesn't realize this was the greatest show ever made
The whole "reincarnated lama" thing is so weird, since Laos has Theravada Buddhism, and lamas are specifically associated with certain schools of Tibetan Buddhism.
Part of me wonder if it was based on Steven Seagal.
Like the broadcast date kinda match with headline about Seagal’s reincarnation as Lama. Writers and maybe Mike Judge assuming Buddhism as monolith.
That or parodying Seagal would be seen as low brow (plus not wanting character bloat) even if he wasn’t a laughing stock at the time.
@@powerist209 I don't really see a lot of parallels with Seagal, but I'd grant that maybe "lamas" were in the public mind in America around this time. A lot of people I meet assume all Buddhism is modeled after the features of that specific school of Tibetan Buddhism.
@@connorscanlan2167 Well, considering the timeframe, the idea of white or non-Buddhist being reincarnated Lama kinda fit with headlines on Steven Seagal, even if it was somewhat sketchy (think political favor like a batshit Mongolphile Russian aristocrat Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, who was acclaimed as Buddhist Lama reincarnation by Mongolian faction to get him to fight against communists despite Roman not being Buddhist--on top of being proud Lutheran even if he like that teaching--like AT ALL).
Ted being a booster on the football team always seemed out of character of him to me 😂
well not really once you remember this is the same guy who switched religions because he thought it was more politically beneficial (gave him connections to major arlen figures), the boosters had people like buck or lain pratley who are big business owners in arlen
@@christopherauzenne5023yeah he seems like the guy who gives money to football team but doesn’t attend games or even like team but uses them for own gain in other places
@@christopherauzenne5023football is as big in Texas as Jesus.
It's just good business.
Makes sense if he regularly buys ad space during games so if course he wants the team to do well and drive more sales.
the algorithm really did me a huge favor when it showed me this channel, you guys make amazing mini essays, i could watch a one hour video while i sleep of you talking about koth lmao
I love Ted's waspish accent
He's probably the most stereotypical WASP on the show, proving that he is, in fact, the biggest banana in Arlen.
@@squirreltacticsYeah but he's got that little wooden Lao figure in his pocket so he gets a pass
@@squirreltactics Ted "big banana" wassanasong seems a legit nickname
@@ernstschmidt4725That was his ring name when he was a professional wrestler.
So glad someone is making videos like this about KOTH characters, thank you and well done.
Glad you enjoy them.
Ted is truly a toxic person he's just as bad as cotton to me even though kahn at times isn't a nice person he's definitely not as horrible as ted i loved seeing kahn stand up for himself sadly people like ted truly exist
It's interesting how Ted is like a picture-perfect caricature of the bourgeoisie noble caste that modern-day ML Laos would tell its people to fear and hate.
Almost like Ted was probably born in a higher caste before being forced to emigrate, meanwhile Khan and Minh left for perceived economic opportunity (and likely Minh being connected to a general on the losing side of the war based on her father's caste-based remarks toward Khan).
"Consider the properties of a banana, Khan" is one of my favorite lines in the show
Kahn's a punk, but him realizing he's him & not Tedd at the pool party is one of the best moments in the show. Having Kahn on Koth felt like the show an expansion pack tho lol
How is not letting Connie date Chang bad? She doesn't even LIKE that bully.
5:14 Yeah, but before he worked, he sold propane. Dale said But Hank, you did use to sell tractors. So before propane, he was used to selling blue jeans, and before that, he was selling tractors.
That railroad joke is crazy. God i love this show lmao
1:45 Those two are ruthless. I'm happy to see Kahn getting the treatment he gives to the Hills.
The hilarious irony about them forbidding Chang to date Connie is that Connie despises Chang and has no interest in dating him. Which would probably piss them off if they ever found out.
I never thought about what a hypocrite Ted is. He calls Kahn a banana yet at least Kahn uses his real Laotian name.I was glad to see Kahn actually stand up to him in that episode.
Ted is probably one of the most toxic reccuring side characters in the show.
Yep he totally is 💯
Kinda weird that the guy who goes by "Ted" has the guts to accuse the guy who goes by "Kahn" of being a banana.
Wait, Ted has the same catchphrase as Franky in One Piece? That's a connection I never expected to make xD
In a way the Wassanasongs are the Lovejoys of the King Of the Hill universe
🤣
That explains the trains.😂
I don’t know if that’s quite fair to the Reverend as he’s not really a bad person per se just burnt out; unlike Ted who’s just an asshole. That being said I do see the parallels.
@@thedukeofchutney468 Wassanasongs more resemble Helen Lovejoy then Timothy. Also you can't blame the poor Reverend from being burnt out. He constantly has for the deal with Ned and Homer
@@nickmoser7785 100% agreed.
No matter what culture you’re from, it’s inevitably racist, hypocritical and too full of itself.
Yes but problem is too many people in the west want to act like its only relegated to one culture. That's probably why so many Hispanics in my culture don't think twice about the racist things they say about blacks.
In fact the only time I've seen media touch on that was in the cardboard cutout episode of malcolm in the middle
The only question is, “who’s more of a slimball business man? Ted Wasonisong? Or Buck as Strickland”
Good question. And, though he wasn't very fleshed out character-wise, I bet Lane Pratley was probably just as bad as either of them, we just never got to see his shenanigans.
Let's not forget Thatherton. Arlen just is full of slimy businessmen.
Buck is. Ted has class and uses his intelligence. Buck is business smart, but does shady gambling and chases after women. Ted is a better pillar of community than Buck in comparison.
@@lewisdutra6104 albeit Buck doesn’t have the arrogance of Ted. Plus compared to Ted, at least Buck was personable with Hank even when he was doing shady things to him. Ted couldn’t even be bothered to remember what Hank does for a living, even after Hank told him in polite small talk outright…
In the same night no less.
@@lewisdutra6104 Ted chases after women too. I don't think he ever wears his wedding ring and he made a comment once about a wine being like the au pair you chase into the kitchen then slaps you.
COMPLETELY offtoic: 0:45 When I saw that clip I teared up with nostalgic joy, PETE & PETE was one of my favorite 90s Nick shows, and Artie was one of my favorite characters. Intrerestingly, in Seinfeld there was a deleted scene in that episode where Huss plays a guy who owns a Nobody Beats thee Wis franchise, and dances around going "I'm the Wiz!" using the same mannerisms he used as Artie.
I love how at the end of this one it sounds like Dale is on his conspiracy nonsense but he's actually just speaking truth and even Ted just tells him "Correct." Unfortunately that exact type of government corruption is a huge problem here.
This channel is fantastic!! Keep up the good work
Ted annoys me, but the sound of his voice cracked me up!😂
Super 😂
Same I can’t stand him but that voice is funny 😂
7:20 8:35 Oh my god! I hate when people do that. I'm black and the amount of times other black people haved called me an oreo because I talk a certain way is annoying as hell. People will throw insults like oreo or banana as a way to get others to bend their ideas and I say: Blackness is what I make it.
Try being labeled as a coconut
@@MASTEROFEVIL If you can, please explain.
@@tashibalampkin8555He is filled with pottassium, and is super hairy
Same here
Humans are pathetic.
always trying to push people in boxes.
I will say, Ted is the worst reoccurring character. Unlike Cotton, he has no redeeming characteristics.
Lucky"theres a chance i may not have been in the legal limits" you get a like for that.
I was really hoping I wouldn't have to edit that out because I love that part.
@@squirreltactics a great Lucky quote
I've been wanting to run something by you. Nancy stopped cheating on Dale pretty early on in the series, but in the episode where Hank and Bobby go to Arizona to take Tilly her furniture, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stow away. When Nancy reports Dale missing the cop comes over and when Peggy and Luanne knock on the door Nancy has her robe drawn tight with her arms like she had to cover up quickly and the cop is holding his notebook over his crotch. It appears to me that were getting dirty. What do you think?
You're right.
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane aired on Dec 14, 2003, it was season 8, episode 7
Nancy Boys aired on April 30th, 2000, It was Season 4, Episode 21
So either they got the continuity wrong again, or Nancy relapsed into seeing John Redcorn again.
@@c0ntriL it really looks suspicious to me. Like they were just interrupted.
@@michaelhowell2326 I have a feeling they just forgot that nancy had a redemption arc.
and goofed.
@@c0ntriLnah, she's just a w-hore. I think one of either happened. She was actually just making a police report cause she just woke up amd hadn't changed, or she actually slept with the sheriff. Look at how the sheriff is holding his hands across his pants in that scene.
Nah, it just looks like she was tired/stressed out do to Dale missing, also she mentions earlier in the episode that he's missing so it makes sense she's filing a missing persons report
This video was SUPER NICE!
15:24 Still surprises me that Dale knew that, but guess since it involves the government he knows all.
"Hot danger, hot danger!"
I thought that was a real song for a while.
Probably my favorite episode was "The Redneck on Rainey Street" and honestly, after spending most his life trying to become a Tad Wassanasong, I couldn't rightly blame Kahn for saying "F this sh1t" and temporarily converting to redneckism.
Redneckism 😂
@@claymathewselevator8121 it's a way of life.🤠
Life as a banana is far worse than death
dude just carries around an artifact in his pocket all day. Either its fake or its stolen during the war
Ted is the real banana. And among the most unapologetically hypocritical characters in adult animation.
I don't think I've ever seen a more bizarre mix of desperation and arrogant annoyance than when Ted says, "Done."
A Kahnplex relationship between Ted and his Laosy imitator.
how is the substation revenge. it's just a quiet little plot, no noise, no distress. Best kind of neighbor is a substation IMO
The audio is fucked up in some parts of the video like here 11:39. With and without earbuds and both wired and wireless
Yea it happens like 5 times
Finally another channel asides from Shady Doorags that makes KOTH analysis videos
There are a few others, Johnny 2 Cellos and Reviewed2death also do some KOTH reviews.
A character dynamic that is more fleshed than on why Dale is a friend of the rest of fence leaning guys Bill Hank and Boomhauer make since yet without Dale it wouldn't feel like a typical Texas friend group aka exactly what Mike Judge wanted
Seriously Ted and Kahn deserve a spin off
The four grew up together, went to the same school, was (for the most part) all part of the same HS football team. They all continued to live in the same area and just stayed friends. Order of the Straight Arrow shows them together super young, It's Not Easy Being Green shows them around Junior/Senior age just before graduation.
They captured the judgmental Asian American archetype in Ted perfectly. It's always a treat to run into people like that.
Hank did sell tractors and tractor accessories many years ago though there wasn't any easy way that the bs artist ted wassanasong (IDC if I spelt his name correctly for his actions dishonor his ancestors and he isn't worthy of their family name).
Edit: I did spell ted's family name though I refuse to capitalize it for the same reason.
"Tractors?" 😂
I thought ted was Chinese. He speaks Cantonese in the 9 rivers episode I'm pretty sure.
He does speak Cantonese but he's Laotian.
He is Laotian but giving his character he likely only learned Chinese to get closer to members of the country club who were Chiness descent.
14:39 That'd be a killer boxart for a King of the Hill beat em up
It’s really weird how the muted sections haven’t been fixed and I haven’t seen one person talk about it
Yeah that's weird 🤔
He’s like the Ned Flanders and Dinkleberg all rolled into one.
“Kahnd, for beidg a badada, I’b gividg you, ad ‘F’! Okiley-dokiley?”
Ted really is the typical American elitist.
*Asian
@@owenlindkvist5355 It can apply to any ethnicity, that’s why I said American. But yes, Ted is the Asian version.
@@doscaminos204 You were being very specific in your attempt to label. So, nice attempt at backtracking.
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How was he being specific?
@@owenlindkvist5355 Dude, what?
I don't know why especially since I just yesterday watched the groin kicking and Dali Llama episodes but I thought Ted was the son and Chain (I have no other way to spell that) was the father. my only reasoning is that when immigrants first moved here they gave their native born children more Americanized names.
I honestly didn't know Toby Huss voiced Ted, I thought it was Mike Judge.
It makes sense, though. Having Toby and Lauren Tom play both Kahn & Minh and Ted & Cindy really helps hold up a mirror and shows how different they really are.
Thought he was having a stroke when he try to read the title 10 times lol
Why did Toby Huss always sound like he was in dire need of Nyquil everytime he voiced Ted?
Hank and Ted laughing at the PGA joke is gold
"Boba Tea Shop" Wonder if this would have been another funny "You're a banana" joke;
"Khan, don't you drink boba tea? Don't you know what boba is?" "I'm pretty sure Boba is a bounty hunter . . ." :3
This was a super episode
Ted might have a 9 rivers membership, but Khan gets to go home to Minh every night. So I think Khan wins.
Also I'd much rather my child be like Connie than like Chane, so Khan wins there too.
Kahn to me was closer to his heritage than Ted ever was. He bullies Kahn because Ted is aware of how Kahn views him, and Kahn already suffers with low self esteem, and Depression.
He's a walking target to Ted. It's awful.
Thumbs up for Artie, The Strongest Man... In the World!
I know some of the audio is in mono, but at first I thought I was having some kind of stroke. I've never heard sound of that quality coming out of my tv, it sounded like it was coming from inside my own head. Very strange lol.
The guy may be a jerk, but I can still admire a model railroad table
Anybody that likes model trains can't be all bad.
Reverend Lovejoy
I enjoyed 5 videos from you. ❤ I always subscribe on the 6th one.
He sounds forever congested
It's funny that Ted calls Kahn a banana... when he is the bannana!
"Forgive me for saying this but Peggy Hill, you are hot."
OK, that is by far the funniest thing he's said in the whole series. As much as I hate Ted? The only line I agree with him on is "I own these things but they don't own me". Moderation is important for material goods just as much as consumables like food & drinks.
I don’t realize that not 1 but 2 McMansions are featured in this show.
Ever wonder why Mins dad a general and Ted’s military friend never met?
5:35 This was one of the episodes I'm proud to see Khan's growth over the series
Won't you pee, my neighbor?
12:23 I bet even Mike Judge was also a train enthusiast, especially since those two railroads (Santa Fe and Southern Pacific) dominated Texas for decades.
Deep voice Ted is making me laugh too much, you can't do this to me
Damn, this was just the video I was looking for! I can’t believe Teds voice is the same as artie the strongest man in the world from Pete n Pete
I was actually incorrect on that, Mike Judge is his voice. Some sources claim it was Artie but I dug deeper and yep it's Mike Judge. Artie did voice Kahn and Cotton though.
Don’t know which is worse Ted’s hypocrisy or Khan’s kissing up?
Some of the audio is muted. Odd.
Because they're in mono sound rather than stereo.
Many People have different views on the American dream and my American dream is different because all I want is to be successful by having a good job and living somewhere nice and safe and mostly having a successful life
Anyone get silent weird scratchy audio in some of the clips?
It's a mono issue that some phones have an issue with.