7 Celebrities Who Have Clearly Lost Their Minds - The Spit Take
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I get your point, but Jerry actually has a point.
+alecalex12 Ya the entire time he was talking about Jerry I was saying "Jerry's right.."
No. No he doesn't.
+alecalex12 He does, but he explains his point so very badly.
I agree with Seinfeld. This era is too PC.
he totally does, Jack seems to be taking more issue with how he's trying to express the point (and he would hardly be the first person to use their own kid to make a point)
I see way more people complaining about political correctness then I actually see political correctness.
Then ur blind to it because it's everywhere where people complain about it
Chris Stine Really? How has political correctness actually effected you in real life (not just something you read the internet)?
+fleacythesheepgirl what are you talking about political correctness is a problem in media
+fleacythesheepgirl whenever someone gets offended by non negative stereotypes
Chris Stine What non negative stereotype offended then?
i love that "Ohh...that's...no.." after Kelly's toilet line
So Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear?
That’s really about all you need to know about her.
Gary Cooper ya that’s all we really need to know
I know like 5 people named Bear irl, and I agree completely.
I think Seinfeld was funny as fuck
@@dantastic044 if you're Australian or a Pacific Islander, then that's okay. But she's 💯 American
It’s a normal name in Scandinavia (Bjørn/Björn)
Cracked just went Full McIntosh.
Nigga they've been Full McIntosh for at least two years. I should know, they misrepresented something I said in an article purporting to prove that gamers are sexist.
+Samael527 shut yo bitch ass up
+David Winters What does that mean?
+Xposed2Dance yeah, how dare he have an opinion that does not meet with the approval of The Collective.
+David Winters Sure seems that way. Now brace yourself for the torrent of angry indignation from people who wanna feel like they're good people but likely don't give two shits about real suffering in the world.
"Birding" is the most disgusting thing...ugh.
Unless you're a bird,that is..
Not only disgusting, but it is very unsanitary. I wonder if she thought about what age she will stop doing that? I hope that kid has friends to tell him that that’s not normal and then he can refuse her spittle in his mouth. I would think that social services should be called.
@@Livetoeat171 Saw a Romanian woman do this with her toddler. Don't know how common this is around the world. Maryanne and Ginger had to chew rice for Gilligan once.
@@cheche373 I actually grew up with it...It wasn't for everything...just if i wanted something from mums plate that hadn't been pureed for me. Consequently I did it for my son too....but again, not for everything. I'm from the West Indies
Please just push me out a tree instead oh dear god
lol that kelly Osbourne clip always makes me.laugh cuz she thought it was gonna get her applauded
She had said that to someone who laughed before.
Met too many people like Kelly Osbourne hat have never had an actual conversation with a minorty. Just only sees them as janitors, maids, etc.
That's ok I'm a minority lands scaper that see the Brits as pale prissy people with bad teeth.
manic satanic and i am a brit who thinks you’re right
Yeah but you’re a fish
What if she made that statement because she knows donald trump only uses Latinos for janitor work.
Even though shes technically an immigrant herself. That dosent matter.
cracked actually tried to explain comedy to Jerry Seinfeld? lol!
Yeah. Why not?
***** because as much as Cracked amuses me at times, JS has thrown away funnier jokes than anything Cracked has ever done or will ever do.
Have you watched Comedians in Cars or his current material? He was definitely hilarious in his time... not so much anymore
Jerry Seinfeld has really gone down in his old age. He never really moved past the 90s or tried to improve himself in any way after he got rich.
+karlhungusjr1 Jerry was a comic legend, these days he is a washed up star, he cant stay relevant, so he gets cross at the world for moving on and leaving him in the 90s.
It was actually the producers who forced Rosie Perez to apologize. She quit the show that day because of this incident.
And they wonder why so many of their hosts are racist.
Sociopaths said that stuff about slapping a woman in the 1820s, and even then, most people disagreed. But Sean Connery said it in all seriousness, knowing he was on national TV, in the 1980s.
Wealth and fame (especially wealth) clearly insulate people too much from reality. Which is alarming when you consider that the rich and famous people are running the world.
They are definitely not running the world. What tends to happen is that, for every celebrity with a lot of money and not a lot of brains, there's someone who wants to use that money.
So, you get assistants, vice-presidents, middle managers, lawyers, accountants who pounce on these celebrities, tell them everything they want to hear, then convince them to use their money to make them a bit wealthier. Those people don't care who they hurt, they don't care if the celebrity is absolutely nuts, they just want them to give them money.
I think Walters set him up by saying ‘You probably wish now you didn’t say it’ before stating the quote.
She knew it would likely make him double down and that’s what she wanted.
@@Blendercage I'm glad that he did. At least he was being frank. Most people would just apologize and turn into a pussy
Placing Alicia and Seinfeld in the same "lost their mind list" as Connery is ridiculous. Plenty mums chew their kids food and Seinfelds jokes were funny...but Connery? I means that's criminal behaviour.
@@WorkerBeesUnite There was a slap on Little House on the Prairie. Husband insulted the wife and she slapped him involuntarily. He deserved that. If someone is hysterical, a slap may be appropriate. If someone is being abusive and won't stop, a slap would be very appropriate, to male or female, If walking away is not an option. I think he's trying to say if I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, you aren't going to be crawling up my a** like a screaming banshee with a bunch of nonsense for no good reason. (men and women) Talk s**t, get hit.
**Sees this video now has a weirdly high dislike count**
So, who made the response video?
From the comments, sounds like MGTOWs. There must be roving bands of dislkers on anything not conservative. See it on any speech President Biden gives.
What high dislike count? I see no dislikes here
CZcams, PLEASE BRING THEM BACK! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
"There's not even a joke there... it's just gibberish." You must not understand the pun, then. The word "trans" has been used for airline names before: Trans-World Airlines, for example. So Jerry was implying that "Trans-Gender" sounds like an airline, and then riffed that on such an airline, you'd get a sex change in-flight. That qualifies as a perfectly good joke.
Thanks for explaining it.
+AWS Vids Ah, thanks for explaining that. Now the joke is actually kind of funny. I wasn't one of the ones that found Jerry's jokes offensive, I just found them confusing and unfunny.
I don't necessarily disagree with him when he says people have become too PC, but I think the reaction to his "gay french King" joke or whatever was more confusion than offense. Maybe I was missing something there too, but I just don't understand the association.
+Darren MacQueen well to be fair Jerry has also been called sexist when he made a joke about girls in bikinis at a different college
I don't know much about the Seinfeld vs PC movement thing outside of this video, so I guess I can't really comment much on it. I also don't know what bikini joke he made so I have no idea if it was truly sexist or not.
In my opinion though, jokes based on stereotypes can be really funny. I know I'm fat but I can laugh at a good fat joke at my expense if it's actually funny. However, some jokes can be taken too far so that they are offensive.
+Darren MacQueen ave you seen french kings?
Got to agree with Seinfeld. PC is one of the most destructive forces in our society today. Seinfelds jokes and observations were funny.
They're funny only when you don't have to live with the stereotypes they reinforce.
+Emily Black what stereotype is it reinforcing?
+Emily Black ?.... .... But thats what makes comedy funny!! All commedians take a stereotype of a feature that has a modicum of truth in real life and they characterture it, they exaggerate it. Thats the essence of most comedy! If you're going to walk around being offended at everything, then you're going to find life very difficult.
tabletop581 It's one thing to make fun of people for their beliefs and actions, like racists or annoying vegans and the like, it's another to make fun of people for their existence.
Emily Black Emily, this is comedy, c-o-m-e-d-y. Black people tell jokes about white people. Gay comedians make fun of straight people. Atheists make fun of Christians. Fat comediens tell jokes about skinny women. And vica versa. Its life. Otherwise, lets close all comedy down.
Kelly Osborne's Freudian racist slip is a classic.
why's noone talking about Jerry seinfeld getting his wife confused with his mother
Probably because it’s normal. His wife probably treats him like he couldn’t make it without her and likely tries to control what he does and says.
Tv and movies have informed her of a man’s inability to be independent and intelligent and his need to be mothered.
@@Blendercage or he could be Jewish
you very often call your children's parent by their title, when talking to your kids...."where's your mother.." "your father is at work.." etc....i've made those slips between my kids' dad n my dad many times. not an issue
@@teresafuller3912 thank you for being the voice of reason.
Happens all the time, wife treats you as if you're one of the kids, meanwhile she throws worse tantrums than they do
Tall french king obviously doesn't paint the same mental image of a gay french king, and you guys know it. You aren't that dumb, Cracked. Stop acting like you don't get it to make your point, it's beneath you and it's embarrassing.
And then you go on to make a crack about athletes being dumb. So suddenly making generalizations for a joke is okay?
It's either all okay, or it none of it's okay. Pick one. Because right now according to you, you're saying that it's okay to hurt certain people's feelings, but not others.
I'm really disappointed :/
+Kiki Yuyu Exactly. Right on.
He didn't say the gay joke "wasn't okay" he said he felt it wasn't funny. And you don't either "find nothing funny or find everything funny", as humor is subjective. Analogy doesn't work.
Eric Sun There's a clear reason why he didn't find it funny.
Kiki Yuyu There is a clear reason anyone doesn't find anything funny. Are you setting up limits for why someone can find something funny or unfunny? Talk about PC police.
Eric Sun I'm just sensing hypocrisy is all. Being a hypocrite isn't a good reason to find something not funny.
You can tell Connery was just dying to say "Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch"
He DID say that idiot!
LJY08 that's what he was saying, Dumbass.
Silverstone is batshit crazy.Thats really crazy
Could we just get Roger back?
Where's Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan? They wrote the book on crazy.
Good point.
+George Mayer Too obvious maybe?
+George Mayer The vidoe says "lost there minds" not bat shit crazy ;)
+George Mayer I don't think either of them ever had anything to lose. I mean originally we thought Gibson was a great actor for playing crazy. Then we realised he was never playing a character.
+George Mayer Why is Mark Wahlberg in here. That speech was awkward and cringy, but not even close to losing his mind. Alicia Silverstone....fucking gross, but not necessarily crazy. I have no interest in sports, but Reggie Miller just sounds like he's bad at jokes and commentary in general. I'm not sure exactly who he was pointing out in The View. They all seem pretty dumb in their own ways. Still, nobody going crazy like a typical episode of Jerry Springer. Ok, Gwyneth Paltrow is a tiny bit crazy. But more to do with naming her child Apple as if she was naming a hamster. As for Sean Connery, that wasn't losing his mind, that was just being a pig. Hell, NONE of the examples were of people who actually went off the deep end. And we've SEEN examples of people going off the deep end. Where the hell is Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen, Michael Jackson. Its almost like whoever wrote this article had other motives for including some of the people listed.
Nobody should use violence against someone else except in self-defense. Is that so hard?
+MMF Apparently, yes it is, since some people seem to think that being angry at someone is enough of a reason to hurt them. But I will say that as a woman if I hit a dude I do so with the expectation of being hit back, because the whole idea that a man is supposed to accept physical assault from a woman without defending himself is bullshit.
+Jailyn Elcock that's one of the sanest things i've read on youtube. good points
+Jailyn Elcock Bless you. I wish more women had that attitude. I have actually seen women just hit random guys, because they knew they could get away with it and found it funny. No one should be raised with such little self respect that they should have to endure being abused by someone else.
So I scroll down....all the comments at the top are about Jerry Seinfeld and not about how Sean Connery thought it was perfectly ok for a man to smack a woman if she didn't do exactly what he said. Uh. What?
Because some things outweigh others of course. Besides Connery played Bond so its not exactly a suprise.
Because that's old news... And everyone agrees it's wrong
@@MaxMax-tt6db I don't think thats true...
@@A_Black_Sheep94 what part of it?
It is old news. And im pretty sure 95% of people think you shouldnt hit a woman ever.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 You don´t really see Sean Connery in movies after that interview I think, so I guess his career was pretty done. Sooooo what´s your point
Literally Nobody:
Alicia Silverstone: " *BIRD UP* "
A bit hard on Seinfeld I think. Particularly his (I believe) valid point that people are becoming too afraid to laugh. "Sexist" and "racist" ARE terms I see thrown around when the person using them (generally a teenager) is unclear of what actually constitutes racism and sexism. Using the example Seinfeld gave is a good case in point.
I think the point his daughter was trying to make was "why would you assume I want to chase boys in the city?", but teens are not always articulate.
+ladydontekno And I think Seinfeld's point there was that people often throw around terms like racist and sexist when they shouldn't. It tends to shut down any sort of conversation that might happen.
+Huw Carr I agree, teenagers are often unclear about what constitutes racism and sexism. Unfortunately, I would say that, where I'm from anyway, teenagers are now being taught by their culture that racism and sexism don't actually exist in any way, shape or form, and anyone who suggests they do is a PC thug, SJW scum, etc
+Huw Carr
We should all trample on others' congenital conditions; especially the vulnerable.
Armed forces ridicule is of course, beyond the pale.
+Buffoon1980 I really hope that is the wave of the future, because I have had enough with the SJW scum. The people screaming for tolerance sure don't seem tolerant of anyone that disagrees with them.
The celebrities are irrelevant compared to how unlikable and obnoxious the narrator is.
agreed
amen brother , amen
26 likes. Hmm.
I'm with the other 800,000 people who think the narrator is doing a good job.
TheBushdoctor68 hahahahahhahahaha
u useless fuking piece of
omg
u so smart think numbre is reason
ha
i laugh at ya!
more like the 8000 something while 7000 something think he's terrible at this.
I just started eating. And Silverstone, I'm not hungry anymore.
Collin Winter What if you’re mom says “Dinner is ready!”
@@OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999 beautiful thing is I'm on a diet. I'm not hungry mom.
Sean Connery’s part was so hilarious because of how absurd it sounded lol
WTF whalberg advertised TED while mcing for the pope thats so fucked up
633r Well the kid literally said he liked Ted. That may have been planned but I doubt it. Although the fact that Mark Wahlberg was convicted of a Hate crime should have dissuaded the people in charge for letting him MC in a religious event.
You're upset that a CELEBRITY "promoted" his own video... yet you're ok with Catholics promoting an all encompassing rule over how, when, and where people can do things? Catholics/christians KILLED huge swaths of "non-believers" for not promoting catholic ideas (AKA - the crusades). Get some perspective man. The pope is not GOD. He was APPOINTED BY PEOPLE through a VOTE.
Additionally, Mr Wahlberg specifically asked for forgiveness for his sins directly from the head of the church. HE was the one pointing out how ridiculous it was having him MC the event. And BTW the kid that told Mark Wahlberg that he likes the movie TED (RATED R) is obviously underage to have even viewed the film. Here's clip of Mark humbly addressing that issue:
czcams.com/video/9StkFfiCr8o/video.html
But seriously - the people that built this entire event got "MARKY MARK" to speak for the head puppet of the catholic church. Shouldn't you be more upset at the PEOPLE that set this whole thing up?
You're over-analyzing Jerry Seinfeld's jokes. And, he's right, PC is out of control.
+Daric The backlash is out of control.
See, you might have a perfectly reasonable line drawn when you say "PC is out of control", but the problem is that there are also people saying that and being Proud how they're not PC....because they want to tell transgender people that they're wrong to feel that way, regardless of scientifically measured FACTS showing there are genetic factors to it.
And I bring that up, because it's also used as the most commonly mocked thing. "I identify as an attack helicopter, lol. PC is out of control, I'm not going to call a dog a cat just because you're deluded and feel offended if I do! I'm RIGHT!", and so on. When it's more like:
"Hey, can you call me Johnny?" "But your name is John" "But I prefer Johnny." "Shut up, John, you're clearly a John, it's on your birth certificate, PC is out of control"
Really, just don't be a dick. This goes for both extremes. Yes, some people go way too far in trying to be politically correct...but that doesn't mean that people should be proudly waving "I don't care about your feelings, I hope you commit suicide" flags.
Except...they are popping out constantly, it's just not a high majority. And it will never be, because said gene mutations/failures are not that widespread.
Again, it has measurable biological sources, which means it is not just mentally unstable people. Or are you saying that you'll only admit something exists, when it's very common?
+FFKonoko nah, it's more like, BuT MAh sAfe SPacES
+FFKonoko What are you even on about? I'm sorry if you're transgender and feeling uncomfortable in your body, but what does that have to do with the fact that PC is out of hand?
+alecalex12 This is what I think when people like Jerry complain about people being too sensitive (or PC if you prefer). It sounds a LOT like him demanding the world be a safe space for his preferred behaviour.
People say it's unethical to support human cloning, but I always say how are we supposed to manage without millions of copies of Kelly Osborne to clean our toilets.
I like how Kelly had a pause for an applause, but no one clapped or agreed with her. Kelly you gotta think girl
I'm not unsubscribing simply because After Hours.
The last one was really lazy. Sometimes I just watch Does Not Compute videos... I miss Clippy
Truth.
after hours has the disease too
John Dwyer Truth, too!
+zombat But then they give the guys strawman arguments that are easy to be torn apart by the ever wise Katie.
A little hard on us old people. Not everyone over 30 has a bible, shotgun and George Wallace sticker.
+Guy White Well, to be perfectly fair, though, I'm over 30, and while I don't have any of those things, I'm sure I could buy them on Amazon or something...
I am white I own a bible and about 16 guns no Wallace sticker worse I have a trump sticker on it
30 something is not old yet!!! Don't start, make me feel nervous, lol.
probably due to a shortage of George Wallace stickers
Mark whalbergs comment was hilarious.
Surprised I never heard about that Connery interview. That was some crazy shit.
You can never convince me that Jerry Seinfeld is wrong about political correctness in America. People are scared to death to make even the slightest humorous observations about (insert noun here) without being hanged in the PC court of public opinion.
+Snuggle Cuddles Man, I miss the days when I could say sexist, racist, homophobic stuff without people calling me out on it.
+MrBumbo90 Or have context removed and them called out on something you never did.
+Snuggle Cuddles Observational comedy can be very good, and most stand up comedians do it well. Saying, for example, "have you seen these young kids today, all concerned about the environment, and our future? So I asked my kids to put together a list of friends to have a party, but everyone swiped left, like it's Tinder". That way it's accurate to point out the hypocrisy, that is social media, for claiming to stand up for important matters, but when it comes to actual human relationships, they are fully capable to throw other people into the garbage.
Political correctness has the same age as millennials, and people claiming to be taking a joke are equally hypocrites, because they aren't, as evidenced by any video ever made on social issues, calling for the end of movements supporting them. When I watched Jane Austen's Mafia, I found a lot of things funny in it, interpreting them as satire, until I saw An American Carol, and had to realize, Jeebus on a pogo stick, this director actually thinks those jokes are actually true. The key is to find the fine balance, because satire can't be adapted on people, who're powerless. Turning around Kelly Osborne's comment could have been turned around by saying "Mila Kunis did not play in Ted 2, because Jupiter ascending is set in Trump's America" which would answer perceived sanitation issues after deportation, though hugely missing the point, that neither are all Latinos Mexican, nor are all Mexicans illegal immigrants. Speaking of which, she actually hanged herself by quickly claiming she wants no part of the argument she just started.
+MrBumbo90 You still can, you just have to be a woman or black.
Seffyzero - sure a black man can come out and be homophobic all he wants and nobody is gonna care, right?
Sean Connery, I'm rolling. What I heard "It's not good to slap a woman, but sometimes a bitch gets stuck on repeat and you gotta slap them out of it". Woah, a little much eh.
A little over the top on the Seinfeld piece. And for balance you should have included when he said this:
“I don’t buy these comedians complaining that there’s so much you can’t say now. Comedy has always been that way, with things you can’t say and lines you can’t cross. And it changes. And you have to adjust”.
Hahaha the guy got his mother and his wife mixed up! 😂
Seinfeld has a point though, and he is not the only comedian with that opinion.
He is joined by people like Chris Rock, Patton Oswalt, John Cleese and Gilbert Gottfried to name a few.
Are you going to claim that John Cleese has lost his mind too? Because I don't think that will go over well.
Hell, even Amy Schumer once said:
"I will joke about things you are uncomfortable with. And that’s okay. Stick with me and trust I am joking."
and
"I am not going to start joking about safe material….Trust me, I am not a racist. I am a devout feminist and lover of all people."
and the best part:
"I am not going to start joking about safe material. And don't ask that of me."
So apparently a lot of comedians have lost their minds. Strange.
The problem is that he's blaming the audience for not appreciating his tired and boring comedy act. I imagine that there are plenty of people who think "what's the deal with kids and their cellphones?" is the height of wit, and I imagine that very few of those people are high school/college aged.
ladydontekno That is not what he is saying. He is saying that people now think that some things are forbidden to say when it comes to comedy. I think John Cleese hit the head on the nail when it comes to political correctness in comedy when he said that:
"It starts out as a halfway decent idea, but then it goes completely wrong. Taken to absurd lengths. I used to go out and do these race jokes. I'd say 'french', you know 'why do the french have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and then'. 'Why are Australians so well balanced? Because they have a chip on each shoulder'. I used to do these jokes and then I'd say 'there were these two Mexicans' and the whole place would go [gasps and a shocked expression].
And I said: 'What? You can make jokes about Swedes and Germans and French and English and Canadians and Americans, so why can't we make jokes about Mexicans?'
They said 'Because they are so feeble that they can't look after themselves.'
So you see it is very, very condescending."
Why is it ok to joke about some groups of people, but it is wrong and politically incorrect to joke about others? Is it because you think they can't handle it? Then maybe you are the racist, not the comedians.
***** People are not just "not laughing". They are demanding comedians to be no-platformed and they are sending them hateful messages. Sometimes they even purposefully twist their words just so they can complain about it.
Like Donald Glover. In his standup he mentions that he likes to sleep with what he considers "the black women of every culture" as an example he mentions Armenians as the black women of Europe, and Filipinos as the black women of Asia.
Guess what tumblr did? They accused him of hating black women, fetishizing asians and excluding Filipinos as "real asians".
Why? Because fuck your context, logic and reason, this is outrage culture.
He also mentions that once during sex with an Armenian girl she said "Fuck me with that 'n-word'-dick" and he says he came so hard it almost made it worth being black his entire life.
What problem did they have with that? Internalized racism of course. Sure, why not.
Not liking jokes isn't harmful. But demanding that nobody else should see the comedians because you dislike them or twisting their words to shit to make them seem like assholes, that is harmful.
PinataFreaks
Yeah, you're right, Donald Glover doesn't have a career anymore because tumblr ruined it. Oh wait...
ladydontekno When did I say that Tumblr ruined his career? All I said was that he got shit from a lot of tumblr users who just took his joke out of context and misrepresented him for no other reason but to create outrage.
it makes sense if Seinfeld intended flamboyant French king. because it's an exaggerated movement
Lee Edwards yeah I was confused how he didn’t understand it
He is basically a PC bitch just like the people Seinfeld talked about.
Did you not hear what he said he pointed out that it isn't an exaggerated movement
Seinfeld's comment needs to be taken in consideration with the fact that he reacted to Michael Richards (Kramer's) now-famous public meltdown with the same kind of 'people can't take a joke anymore' rethoric. Just shouting racial slurs is not enough for a joke in my opinion, but hey.
Complaining about how people these days are too sensitive is just what comedians do once they old, settled and think they get to tell the audience what should be funny rather than adapt their material like a young and hungry comedian would. When I was growing up comedians would complain that nobody liked it when they made their old jokes about women drivers or whatever anymore.
I think the trans joke was really funny and that thos people they talk about probably don’t get humor because to me it was really clear to me that it was a joke like am I wrong???
The bird at the start is the only one that's lost it.
Its just 7 people cracked found to bitch about or pick on.
A friend of a friend was her assistant for a while, she’d ask for the most batshit things, like vegan bananas
People are wrong about Seinfeld.. his material isn't insulting, it's just stuck in the 90s.
Jeb Voorhees i mean hes the personification of bojack horseman
But 90's material was insulting.
Watch the Seinfeld episode with the Puerto Rican flag that gets set afire and stomped on.
Oh that silly Kramer who turned out to be racist in real life.
@@jasper677 Bojack is way funnier and has more depth.
@@frlipa Bojack is my favorite show, but it is filled with observational humor that probably owes a debt to Seinfeld.
thank god he hasn't changed,the "now" sucks ass,it isn't better its miles worse.
Scrolling through people like a gay French king is arguably funny
I personally think he was using it to mean flamboyant.
simongosimon I feel like there actually is a good joke in there, but as already stated "gay" might not be the ideal word choice
Effeminate.
and arguably is the key word, Seinfeld pretty much believes the audience was self-censoring. maybe they just didn't find it funny cause you know times are changing, just like old racist cartoons would not be funny today. I personally think that joke surely would have been much funnier 10 years ago, still kinda funny today
i could see the humor. a super flamboyant pre french revolution aristocrat is what comes to mind. scrolling so aloof and dramatic. with a lace handkerchief in hand. i just think he delived it wrong, or could have done better. but i think it was a more off the cuff remark than a groomed joke or routine.
Even with Jack gone you guys should make another one of these videos. Those are my favorite
How have these celebrities “lost their minds?”
That's a joke right?
they dont know where their mind is
Hey, Cracked!
As a Philadelphian, you got that observation right on the nose. I've seen waaaaaay too many arguments over Philly sports. It's like we're all turning rabid, fine one minute then tearing apart our seat mates over a team's loss. We've even started picking fights with our friendly rivals. Oh, and let's not forget the numerous celebratory riots.
Stay Funny!
Getting out of hand for sure
LOL@ Connery. His view wasn't funny, but how he delicately tried to explain it was...XD!
Oh wasn't it? I mean, Jesus Christ! WTF was he thinking?
He was right. Smack a bitch if she's asking for it.
And only if she's asking for it.
PongoXBongo Even sometimes for no reason, just to remind her you're in charge.
@@MastaSmack You should be thanking her instead for letting a creep like you touch her. That is if she exists at all.
I know this is an old video, but this is epic 😂😂😂
Love the quick Heaven's Gate Away Team reference there.
A "study" that was trending on Facebook the other day said that Disney was sexist because female characters in *some* films had less words spoken per movie than their male counterpart. The part that scares me is how many people agreed with it. PC is out of fucking control. People love to shout about how something "offends" them..
You're scared of verifiable facts?
ladydontekno LOL. I mean with how many people agreed that it makes Disney sexist. Not how many people agreed with the word count.
+ladydontekno How is it sexist, though?
+Super Awesome Space Paladin That is the whole point. They simply show a fact that one person says more words, and act as if that is evidence to prove sexism. That is how political correctness works in today's world. The PC police then run around screaming how sexist it is.
The people that worry about this PC crap don't care about the details for why the facts are the way they are. For example you could make a show where the guy is a clown, that says stupid stuff, and makes the audience laugh, while the women plays the character that with a few words fixes the mess he got himself into. It wouldn't mean that the show was sexist, but it would mean the funny character would get more lines. Likewise with feminists demanding better female role models this has lead to guys often being the only ones shows are allowed to make fun of without being called sexist. This means that in most cases the male characters will be more interesting. So in many cases studios can be damned if they do, and damned if they don't.
To be fair they aren't exactly wrong just massively misguided, of course Disney movies are sexist and racist, who the hell doesn't realize that, doesn't really change anything about them.
This video should have been titled: "7 Things Famous People Once Said".
You can always expect the finest humour with Walberg. Watch him drunk on Graham Norton.
Well, if there's anything good I take away from this when I first heard about Jerry Seinfeld's daughter's "sexist" comment it was telephoned into her not wanting sailors to catcall her during Fleet Week. So at lest it's a little better.
Of course my mother still thought this was PC culture gone mad.
Why did Jack stop using songs he personally enjoyed to play in the background of Spit Take videos, and instead opt for using (I assume) public domain themes, and just songs that sound way less interesting and are not nearly as good?
actually, I quite enjoy the jazz background music. just because you don't like it, doesn't make it uninteresting.
+Valter Östberg copyright youtube has gone crazy with it
+Prolet Kult You're saying money is the only reason to create art?
+Prolet Kult The motivation to create art is self expression. Mass produced mainstream stuff isn't real art.
The best artists in history died before they had any recognition.
+Valter Östberg His terrifying things video introduced me to Neutral Milk Hotel.
There are many more celebrities that are really crazy/sheltered from the world. This list is garbage
That's how they can turn it into a mini series and get more ad revenue. Now they can do "Seven more..."
+Shariq Torres I think they chose him because he is a devout Catholic. I'm not saying he is the best choice but he's a really famous guy who is very very Catholic. I'm guessing that was their reasoning. This Pope is pretty laid back, I doubt he was offended by "Ted" jokes.
+Shariq Torres My point was - they didn't pull his name out of a hat. He's famous, devout and very vocal about it. They probably didn't expect him to bring up "Ted".
Shariq Torres No, I didn't. The only reason I knew about Mark Wahlberg is because he is so vocal about it.
+Shariq Torres It was the child singer who brought up Ted. Mark was obviously embarrassed that a minor admitted to loving an R rated film in front of the pope. Like many people who feel awkward he probably went on about it longer than he should have but it was within context of what had just happened moments before.
A controversial and funny joke:
'Terrible times in the middle East. Things are so bad in the middle East that porn stars have started referring to their pubic arrangement as the Gaza strip; an area that's been so brutally pummelled that no child could ever hope to crawl out alive.' -Frankie Boyle
A shit and boring joke:
'French gay king.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Celebrity: *expresses non-pc opinion*
Cracked: bat shit crazy
Not a Seinfeld fan, but lost his mind for a couple flat LGBT jokes/observations.? How about Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Caitlyn Jenner or Bill Cosby? O.o way more off their rockers.
Seinfeld might be old and out of touch, but "clearly lost their minds?" I think not; I sense a little over-sensitivity; not your finest list.
Dave Fawcett I think it was because he put his daughter on blast for being a part of the 'creepy' pc shit
someone behaving like his daughter, if indeed the claim was true, probably deserves to be put on blast as talking sense clearly isn't going to work.
@alphadawn2015 lennon Apparently,neither does s(he)..
Robyn MARKOW 😂👍🏻nice..
I feel like half of this video is you trying to get your point out on how Jerry is wrong and you are right. I hate to inform you but if you have to spend more time on one point in order to fully explain why your correct you've already lost the argument. By spending a large sum of the video discussing Jerry's oppositions on PC environments show that you your self have disagreements on your own position. If you truly felt you were right on the argument you would have spent an equal proportional amount of time on this segment like you did the other six.
+Hunter ward (Jomosofy) I hate to inform you but if you have to spend more time on one point in order to fully explain why your correct you've already lost the argument. That quite nicely sums up your terrible paragraph.
BRobMorris
I had made no other comment that differed on the subject that was at the same time connected in some particular way. I get you don't understand.
*****
retards a strong word and it kind of shocks me you know that word.
Hunter ward You can't persuade yourself and then claim it was a persuasive reason.
BRobMorris
Unless it was a persuasive reason...
There is a very practical reason for Seinfeld's stance. He calls out the campuses being too politically correct, but it means that his humor will not translate well to a college campus. Part of this probably relates to having very different understandings of culture and context. I am not a comedian, but my guess is that they generally need to play at areas that will be entertained by their acts. This is also in part observational humor about the uptight nature of some college campuses. His daughter's response might have been her attempt at humor or a teenager's need to rebel and self actualize. I also do not sense genuine hatred towards any of it. Maybe frustration and confusion at the worst. There is also a clip with Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock where Seinfeld more or less states that he cannot make that type of joke and the type of humor makes him uncomfortable. I'm also not entirely sure where the performer ends and the person begins. There is also the well known trope of drawing humor from aging and being out of touch with younger generations. I have no idea how Jerry Seinfeld actually feels, but I think that some of what is seen as being out of touch is part of his act.
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Wtf is wrong with the French King thing, thats quite a clear image i find? ;/
Cracked are retarded.
I'm not P.C, I was brought up to be polite, not offend people if there is no point / reason to offend them (if there is a reason - I can be really offensive, like I have a Ph.D in meeting people, talking to them for sixty seconds, and know what button to push - As an undergraduate you just learn how to offend whole sections of a demography, easy - post-grad, you somehow know a person's a vegan, and can run with that) and I have to say the gay french thing made sense because of the way he was flipping his wrist on the imaginary smart phone - "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." Gee I hope someone gets that last quote in context. Not P.C? I think there are worse things happening to people, like having your email ignored by an effete french king
It's just the gay part that makes no sense
The gay part EMPHASIZES the FLAMBOYANT part. He boiled an entire story down into a FEW WORDS. Why is this hard for people to get? ALSO, he was pointing out that certain people DIDN'T GET IT - (he was talking about YOU).
Jack, why does the fact that Seinfeld does harmless observational humor about "airplane peanuts and chopsticks" weaken his point about PC culture? Doesn't it support his point that it's gone too far when even harmless observational humor is being called offensive?
+SteeleBonesaw Also, the reason the king needs to be gay for the joke is so it fits with the flamboyant hand gesture. I don't understand how anyone could miss that.
Instead of whining about political correctness, he could actually make his jokes funny.
+ladydontekno But those are two separate issues. First of all, I find his comedy funny, so clearly the funniness of the joke is subjective. But even if it was somehow objectively unfunny, why does that make it any more appropriate for people to be offended by it on the grounds of political correctness? The only thing that should matter when deciding if his "whining" about pc culture is valid, is whether the jokes are indeed offensive, not whether the jokes are funny. So in that regard, it is presumably Seinfeld's opinion that using the word "gay" to conjure the image of a stereotype (as he does in the joke in question) isn't being derogatory towards gay people. If you disagree with that opinion, then that's what you should talk about, because the conversation Seinfeld is having is about what's "allowed" to be said in jokes by politically correct standards. But to say "it isn't funny" is a copout and it's really meaningless because comedy is subjective.
+SteeleBonesaw the reason I don't find the joke funny is because it's not a good or unique observation. The punchline isn't really about a gay stereotype, it's "what's the deal with kids and their cellphones?" That type of thing would have been funny in the 80s, but this isn't the 80s. I've never found Seinfeld to be funny, but at this point in his career I really do expect better jokes from him than lazy observations. So I think it's very lazy of him to blame "political correctness" when it's really the fact that his joke just wasn't good.
+ladydontekno I know this is getting really detailed into a pretty insignificant matter, but I'll go ahead anyway. I honestly think Seinfeld isn't blaming political correctness when his jokes fall flat for other reasons. Granted, I've never been to one of his shows, but I'm sure a comedian who's been working 30 years (or however long he's worked) would be able to discern the reactions of an offended audience from an unamused one. Seinfeld is not my favorite comedian by a long shot, so I do agree some of his jokes are corny or outdated to me. But what this cracked video is saying (and you are also implying this) is that whenever people don't laugh at his jokes it's because they're bad/lazy jokes, and not because they contain material the audience considers offensive. I just think it is unfair to dismiss his complaint about overly-sensitive audiences, if only because in this matter, I trust his expertise and experience over the opinion of Jack O'Brien or any other non-standup comedian.
We dont have prime ministers in ireland we have teashachts
They had an SNL skit where will ferrel did this to his grown ass kid (birding)lol
People in these comments take this channel way too seriously.
I'm assuming they are too young to remember the CRACKED magazine. People don't seem to understand that this IS NOT NEWS. This is ENTERTAINMENT.
Yeah but the attitudes of the staff are PC and real which is not good!
OH MY GOD, YES
seinfeld is right and he is still funny... every day i see people trying to get offended by every little shit to shift the argument and insulat you
Couldn't agree more.
Hey! I was born an raised in Utah, and I found your comment on how boring my home state is deeply offensive because you're right and that's sad. Lol
The "gay french king" joke would have been great if he took out "gay".
Transgend-air. the gay french king was a reference to the flamboyance, imperious dismissiveness of the gesture. If you need that explained to you, you should probably stop commenting on pop culture.
thank you, I laughed my ass off when he said that
It was hilarious!
jerry you dope
Of course he should stop commenting on pop culture, he's that asshole from Cracked.
yeah, flamboyant was the word that evaded him as he attempted to deconstruct that joke. I can't tell if he legit didn't get it, or was trying a little too hard to pretend he didn't even understand it... or what. it almost proved the point he was arguing against.
The PC in Cracked is over 9000!
Sean Young, Halle Berry and Val Kilmer are all the way out of their minds. I'm surprised they're not on the list.
Ha ha ha nice closer! Lol
The toilet comment literally killed her career
Her "career" was on life support with the plug half hanging out of the outlet anyway.
+Dexter White Uncovered the undercover Yoda I have.
davidandclara She never had a career in the first place.
DAV!D&CLARA I mean she sounded absolutely sheltered and racist, but I think she was trying to say that immigrants new to a country more often than not have to resort to jobs that aren't desired by people who have better options because they have fsmily,education , know the language better , or w.e else comes with growing up in the country they are seeking employment in. And I don't remember her saying that only Latinos clean toilets, and I don't remember her saying that if you are Latino that your only job opportunities are cleaning toilets . And there is an overwhelming amount of Latino people in the cleaning industry ..obviously you can be any race and be a house keeper or w.e it's called , but alot of time when you hire a cleaning service at least a couple of the people working it will be latino... and I must say before people jump down my throat on this , I know polish people and Russian people and others that are all in the cleaning industry ..most of them are immigrants though
dwd ded she should have said that
Big surprise Cracked cant wrap their head around over Political Correctness being irritating. I didnt see anything crazy about what Seinfeld said
it's not that it was crazy, it's that adding the modifier "gay" didn't add anything to the joke, and therefore younger audiences aren't responding to it. It used to be that just using the word "gay" was funny, but those times are past.
+Mistuh Pumpkin Wider social attitudes of treating minorities offensively and without respect create the fertile soil in which abuse is cultivated.
***** Not about Hitleresque attitudes, its about disrespectful and prejudiced views that are harmful, particularly when taken to their extremes, homophobia leading to gay bashing for instance, anti-semitism leading to attacks on synagogues and jews etc, contributing to the ignorance, to the hate, to the prejudice against minorities creates a society in which people feel safe mistreating, abusing, and in extreme cases attacking such minorities.
+Tom Branch Can you show me any evidence whatsoever that Seinfield's act has in any way contributed to anyone being physically harmed?
iamjurell No, i cant, but a general public attitude of disregard for minorities most certainly has, its about how we treat the most vulnerable in our society, if we consistently use them as the butt of jokes, disrespect and undermine them, it leads to conflict.
I laughed out load at both of those Seinfeld jokes.
marklesmarket no one cares! :D humour is subjective
Seinfeld made a comment about eating pancakes being like eating human flesh during an episode of riding in cars with comedians. Like wtf?!
I kind of get where Kelly Osbourne was trying to go. She wasn't saying all illegal immigrants are janitors, she was accusing Trump or hiring them while at the same time demonizing them in his campaign. She didn't necessarily say it well, but I can see where she was trying to go.
I love how the same people who say that sexism is wrong also say that you shouldn't hit a woman.
+MorganTaysha Indeed. Notice how they never leave the toilet seat up? Selfish bitches.
+MorganTaysha
Nothing wrong with saying sexism is wrong and you shouldnt generally hit a Women. Because in most cases a Women is allot smaller than a Man.
In nations with sane self defense laws you actually see the same thing between Men. As in if a large guy gets assaulted by a tiny guy with a short temper or whatever (fisticuffs style, not knives or gun etc). The large guy is allowed to defend himself, but hes not allowed to use excessive force. Because if he does, its not considered self defense anymore and the stature of the person counts in this regard.
So in most cases. If you, as a Man, is attacked by a Women and you defend yourself as you would vs a Man. You would then in most cases use more force than is deemed valid. The flip side is that the same thing counts towards the Women if she is allot stronger and so on compared to the Man she is defending herself against.
People already hit women, genius, that's why they're saying that. They are asking men to STOP hitting women. But keep blaming the PC police.
Sir/Madam, you've completely missed the point. People hit men too and that's considered fine. What I'm saying is that it is completely fine to hit a woman as long as it's held to the same standard as hitting a man, which should be limited and only in certain situations. If you support the double-standard then that makes you a sexist and if you're already standing for women's rights then you are a hypocrite.
+MorganTaysha Actually its not considered fine, its considered assault, and is a criminal offence punishable by jail time.
This video should have been called "Here is some proof Cracked has clearly lost their minds"
That 6th guy sounded like the Bee movie guy
To be honest I think the Gay French King joke is hilarious
Yes I agree and the "gay" is an important part of it
Agreed
I think the airline bit was better, but really more to classic 90s Seinfield sensibilities. The French King was just plain unfunny.
Can somebody please tell me why people are making a fuss over Jerry Seinfield comments when Chris Rock said the exact same thing months earlier and no one cared?
+narutorasbat Because liberals are so petrified of being called racists that they'd rather be called inconsistent.
+CobNasties Would you kindly tell me the reason why then?
Chris Rock also said that there is a vast underrepresentation of women and minorities in media and you didn't care
Eric Sun Yeah, tell the half-black Colombian about underrepresentation of minorities, I'm sure that won't backfire on you.
But thank you for starting a conversation, now would you kindly answer my inquiry? Rock said that colleges campuses are too politically correct months before Seinfield did, so why is everybody harping only on the jew?
What is that supposed to mean? How would anyone know your race through this platform? How would your race imply you have an entirely valid opinion on something?
What do you mean why? The time Chris Rock said it, it wasn't at the cusp of a frenzy and didn't galvanize anyone, his standing in comedy pales in comparison to that of Seinfeld, and he stated his views once in an interview without going on and on and throwing his daughter into it. Also, his words were not appropriated by a lot of the frothing masses as an argument for why people went too "PC." I could also ask the question, why did Jerry Seinfeld, a white man's words take off and get shared by the media as a rallying cry against political correctness while Rock, a black man's, didn't even though Rock brought the points up way earlier?
Remember when Cracked wasn't trying to be Buzzfeed?
When are we as species going to agree that Jerry Seinfeld is not funny, has never been really funny, ever.
I do believe Seinfeld was trying to be funny, while talking about a joke gone bad. I don't think that makes him crazy, it makes him a comedian.
Yeah, but not getting why it was bad, that's the thing.
Exactly, he was him blaming pc culture to cover that his jokes were shit. His joke wasnt offensive, it was just not funny. His ego wont let him accept that his career is over, so he finds something else to blame
D Stu Exactly he cant see he's not funny anymore m lmao!
If he "threw his daughter under the bus," then I guess every comic who talks about his wife and kids is doing the same. I mean, are there seriously people who still deny there's a PC, manufactured-rage thing going on today? I totally get what Jerry was saying. What, teen girls AREN'T interested in meeting guys? A mother acknowledging that to her own daughter is sexism? If Jerry's crazy, I guess I am, too. czcams.com/channels/x__SNiCV1m8rh3-wZ1aiRw.html
Comedians often get divorced and have strained relationships with their grown children because they "mined" them for comedy. They can't spend time with them without thinking about turning the situation into a sketch later on. It really damages the relationship.
The best advice to any comedian/ comic writer is keep your immediate family out of it.
"People like to get offended, it makes them feel they have purpose" - Crackhead Willie
@mindfuk no some of you get offended because that IS all you have to do in the life after no humans. However take a look around(especially him the fucktard, humans still exist and you are still a fucktard) ? Humans still exist, so go blame yourself when you don't have your hw (homework) done.
@@godgod156 HUH?
the swiping was meant to be flamboyant because a gay french king could possible be flamboyant.
I think washing food in your mouth, & birding, has actually been historically pretty common & safe. I remember watching a hasidic lady wash grapes off in her mouth before passing them to her kid on the subway once. Grossed out, i asked a non-hasidic jewish physician & its actually common & not harmful. People do it with pacifiers all the time, cut grapes/food in half with their teeth all the time. Its similar to kissing your child on the mouth, youre passing on healthy germs, & its really not a big deal. What do you think people did before gerber & blenders...? So while socially seen as cringeworthy, it actually happens regularly & shouldnt be seen as dangerous (with the presumption you dont have a known communicable disease you could be passing on or like, the flu).
People today also are weird about things like wet nursing, which has been common & necessary for survival for Farrrrr longer than it's been deemed “gross” in small pockets of the world like the US.
I am sorry but there are much better examples of celebrity crazy out there.
This guy is Cracked's editor-in-chief. That tells you all you need to know about Cracked.
Everyone in the comments is acting like Seinfeld pays their tuition in return for them fighting for his honour lmao relax.
What's wrong with drinking lemon juice and paprika... while watching your undocumented housekeeper clean your toilet?
Sean Connery was born in 1930. What'd you expect him to say? For a man of his age that was actually pretty politically correct. He didn't advocate beating a woman, hell one of his main critiques with James Bond was that he was a lady killing misogynist who didn't stay faithful to one woman, he just said that if they keep bringing up something trivial from the past you may have to slap some sense into them. Do I agree with that sentiment? HELL NO! But for a guy born in 1930 that's not bad.
+George Sears some might even say.... progressive?
+George Sears Everytime I see this interview come up, I always wonder if Sean Connery was actually combatting the old "rumble with all the men, but never ever hit a woman" stereotype, and just failed horribly at it. Then I remembered that while yes, that stereotype is utter bullshit, the only people who want it gone are psychopaths that think actual fisticuffs is a way to settle a dispute in the 21st century.
+Clemens Stubbe I agree that violence is an unrefined and unfavorable last resort, something that should never be used unless it is a literal life or death situation, but once more Sean is from a different era. I can't judge him using my modern standards without being unfair.
+George Sears i've allways seen it as Sean Connery advocateing equality. i.e. treating women the same as men . if a man did a bunch of stuff to you that pissed you off you might hit him. i have always seen it as Sean not treating women like they need kid gloves. you know what i mean?
+George Sears I can agree with the sentiment though. While violence is unrefined as you said its definitely the easiest way to relieve agression. I suppose the way I'd phrase it would be "if they keep trying to piss you off they should learn why its a bad idea to piss you off." I mean its not any better but at least its more of an end of fuse then a slight annoyance.
So, why has Jerry lost his mind?
That's a good question.
Because they said so ig
He didn't ... Jerry is spot on.
This joke is funny af
CareBare Hair "Hurr durr goddamn leftists stealing our freedom with their PC culture"
You have one hell of a persecution complex, you know that?
You guys Rocks.
Keep in mind that it is thought that kissing was a result of feeding children masticated food.