James May Complaining for 7 Minutes
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"I don't like snow
I hate being cold
I hate outdoor pursuits
I hate the idea that I gotta "push my
body to find the limit"
I can't stand this stupid clothing that
makes this rustling when you move all
the time
And I hate this zips and zoggles and all
the pockets and that
I hate your stupid..."
~James May
Yes and then Jeremy says your the first person to cross the northpool who didn't want to be there
@@lewishamilton.f1.44 and I hate your stupid car
“Clarkson you infantile pillock, you’re tidying that up” ~James May
I agree with the coat stuff but like the cold lol
Dang you saw the video to who would of guessed
Look what you've done *to my BLOODY* *_S H E D M A N_*
I had this bomb
@@ryanclark7962 yes
You know he’s angry when he says “man”
@@nothajzl jezza and a shotgun = plant is ceased to exist
@@aladontheinternet6363 makes gardening more fun doing that
Clarkson: The Optimist
May: The Pessimist
Hammond: The Blithering Idiot
You crashed into the sports lorry
The Optimist
The Pessimist
The Muppet
Yeah but hammond go vroom
@@Hermes8A8ABut do you know what would happen shortly after Hammond goes vroom?
Clarkson: the Orangutan.
The chemistry between these three buffoons is just incredible!
Correction - 2 buffoons and autistic man.
Freddie Oscar are we beyond the watershed?
@@idcgaming518 That would Hammond. Right?
2 buffoons and 1 baboon
Or the lack of chemistry
“Infantile Pillock” or “insufferable oaf” have to be my favourite things he’s said.
What about "Apocalyptic Dingleberry"?
@@T.TDiesel my favorite ever
For a second I thought you'd written "inflatable pillock", which was even better.
Don’t forget *”C O C K”*
"you apocolyptic dingleberry"
Admittedly most of James' complaining is perfectly reasonable/understandable.
They’re all idiots but he’s without question the most reasonable of the three
Fuck no.
Bitching about snow and cold is a red mark for anyone. Just wear the clothing, eat warm and stop being a child, James.
@@OneAngrehCat yeah but imagine trying to so with with Clarkson beside you, twittering on like a twat
@@OneAngrehCat bruh they're in the Arctic circle, I'd complain too
@@OneAngrehCat Yeah, imagine not liking the cold, that's such a massive red flag isn't it, don't wanna be around someone like that
James: talks about something to do with Germany
Jeremy: dId YoU kNoW tHe QuEeN iS gErMaN
@jase gtree wait what
Captain Arnie Mactavish the monarchy has been German since the start of the Georgian era
@@bouncingshot yeah she is, but those families are all so intermarried. If you go back to 1450 and just watch Europe's upper class and nobles marry their cousins and sisters it makes Alabama look classy
@@fredsmith9714 Jesus
I am actually German but by the definition, that would make the Queen German I am three quarters Check and one eigth French.
James May at his breaking point:
"I am so unspeakably outraged with you."
That's just so British, hahahahaha.
He was definitely pissed off when Jeremy ruined his shed 😂😂
Tom Shaw are we beyond the watershed?
I had this bomb
I think you’ve got something to say to me
@@JackVinall35 they ceased to exist
@@JackVinall35 something on the line of: "I'm sorry james, I am a fully rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. "
The next morning, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal.
*_CLARKSON!!!!!_*
"Look what you've done to my BLOODY SHED MAN" are words I hope I never have to hear, especially from captain slow!
They aren't here. Are we beyond the watershed
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
Jesus, I mean Buddha
My plums are getting a pummeling
deep lurker nads
0:32
It almost sounded that James almost cried when he said: Look what you have done to my bloody shed man
Jomazoo are we beyond the watershed?
@@Joshdoingthings1 What time is it on BBC2?!?!
no
James May is at his best when he's complaining about things. Instead of "James May on the Moon" or "James May's Toy Stories" the BBC should have done a "James May complaining about things" show. Much better.
Hi, my name is James may and you know what grinds my gears? Germans and let me tell you why...
😅 great idea!
He could always do a series of CZcams videos.
Clarkson's airport rant is surely up there with James's rants
I felt really bad for James when they broke his shed
It was a nice shed
He got even when he and Hammond destroyed Clarkson’s house
I’m James in a nutshell. Perfectionist, OCD ridden, loves the word Pillock, complains a lot, long hair, and likes cars.
Lol. ... I've always thought I'm the female version of James.
James also likes to step over the lines and get in trouble a bit.
He also likes techno
And buffeting
@@Mortthemoose speeddating at its finest 😂
I am so unspeakably outraged with you
you should do: Jeremy Clarkson Being an Optimist.... "how hard can it be"
Good idea
@@walkmemes2240 and Hammond replying "Don't say that"
nice he actually did it what a mad lad
Still, it could be worst.
Richard Hammond crashes cars for 7 minutes.
James May complaining for 7 minutes.
Jeremy Clarkson saying POWER for 7 minutes.
Add all of that together and you have a standard episode. Love the trio! Best chemistry on television.
czcams.com/video/rlBc3DBsOHU/video.html
Genuinely thought James was gonna KILL Jeremy for continuously DESTROYING his shed...😬💀
It’s not complaining, it’s just May being May 😂
Great Western Productions. Are we beyond the watershed?
Joshdoingthings YT Yes
Great Western Productions. YOUR A FU
"YOU CANNOT BUILD A TENT BY SHOUTING!!"
...he shouted.
Just the audio 0:55 - 1:10 is disturbing......
😆
XD
You seen the YTP video 😂 I’ve edited that bit
Bruh listen to this with your eyes closed 🤣🤣
"I'm, driving through sunny ita- *VVVVRRRUM* "SHUT UP!"
No matter he's still a favorite in our home.
3:35 that zoom is perfect
James May is my spirit animal
With all honesty I am surprised these three survived for so long in one piece. There have been so many near misses that it may have ended in tragedy.
4:01-4:04: I'm driving through sunny Italy. *NOISE*. SHUT UP. May, you total legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Im so unspeakably... outraged with you.”
The Top Gear Ground Force sport relief they did was probably the pinnacle of comedy for them.
5:30 the way he says imbecile.
The quickest 7 mins of my life.
5:34 - 5:55 will never NOT be absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
“Clarkson you infantile pillock!”
We're up to 40 miles an hour in the 'Bago! It's James, COME ON!
@@keeperofeurobeat8421 I was asleep
Which episode is that?
@@syedammarkhalid3695 I believe series 12 episode 2
Nothing is funnier than an old, angry welsh girl complaining about everything
James may is welsh? no way. it would have come up in all these years. All 3 of the "3 stooges" are totally English
“THIS IS THE 3RD TIME IVE BEEN IN THIS RODDY SEA” 😂
jeremy and james complaining about the tent in the middle of a hellish cold landscape would be even funnier without visuals
"im so unspeakably outraged with you"
James said, calmly.
James has always been my favorite of the bunch.
"Just f***ing put it in"
"you cant blame a car for hitler"
czcams.com/video/rlBc3DBsOHU/video.html
The one thing I don’t agree with May on, the classic Beetle was and still is an excellent little car
@@RoyalDogmeat yes but it was still miserable
'Thats to release it you muppet' Classic may
James is the best of the top gear trio just because of how real he is
I laughed so hard we James threw the dove out the window
Jonah are we beyond the watershed?
Oh sorry, is this the family parrot? Let's see what happens when throw it out of a moving vehicle!
“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, none of which are here.” He said to Clarkson and Hammond. 4:40
May your rants have had me in tears over the years ,top man
God nothing better to lift up a sad day than British humor
James: oldest sibling
Richard: middle sibling
Jeremy: youngest sibling
Poor May. Dude didn't deserve 90% of this.
5:33 I think this is somehow even funnier when you turn the playback speed to 2x
And that is James May everybody
The Top Gear Ground Force special is one of the best ever hahaha
4:22 the pure ecstasy on hammonds face
“BOMB IT!” 😂😂😂
0:27-0:30: "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN" 😂😂😂. May, you absolute legend 😂😂😂.
6:59
Something heavy lands on James may and his car
James: (noises of slight discomfort)
"ow"
-James May
5:00
Laughed my lungs out
Leave Herbie alone James for the love of Go!
"They've overdone it, as usual, like they did on their French holiday in 1939."
"BOMB IT!"
Nice edit there, m8
Alternate title: “James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson argue for seven minutes
the watermark is way too small can you pls make it bigger
The whole video should be the watermark
I completely agree with him about Nurburgring. Useless and diminishing.
May is the most polite angry man in the universe. His manners are the best even if he's completely engulfed with murderous rage ❤❤❤
This vid should have been named James May being James May
brits calling other food gross and "sick" is precious
You cant build a tent by shouting.
Words to camp by.
This is the ultimate "old man yells at cloud" ,thanks for the upload
'I am so unspeakably outraged' poetry
You know what they say, old people complain the most
Well James is a 120 year old so... (That was a joke don't take it seriously pls)
@@indominusrex1652 i take it very serious
Great Vid🙌
The man, the myth, the legend...ladies and gentlemen...JAMES MAY
imagine putting a watermark on stolen content
Imagine complaining about a compilation on CZcams
At best it’s a fair use, at worst it’s an inevitability.
@@samtinkle9076 what? "at best its fair use, at worst its an inevitability" that makes no sense????
@@flipnog its inevitable for this compilation to be uploaded on CZcams. Its for fair use because you get to enjoy James May complaining about things without searching through all of the Top Gear CD/DVDs or their CZcams videos
@@user-ph7kq2lp4v of course it’s fair use. Point is this is not this dudes content but he still felt the need to watermark this like he put any effort into stitching top gear clips together
This is a £400,000 crane! Why would you steer it with a piece of string? :)
How to trigger James May 101:
Bring up the Nuremberg Ring
“ *B* *O* *M* *B* *I* *T* ”
James may is the greatest person ever
Another proper Top Gear compilation! Good job!
To be fair he has spent 20-odd years doing it
james may is iconic for 7 minutes*
Had to be different, too many of those😂
Bunch of kids
Amazing
The first clip is so good :P
I loved the end of the video is the song Jeremy made up hahaha 🤣
Its the theme song from the robin hood tv show from the 60s.
He just changed robin hood for james may and steals from the poor instead of gives to the poor.
@@sugarnads owh thanks mate , yeah i can see the simmilarity and the way clarkson changed it makes it funny
*B O M B I T!*
Look what you done to my BLOODY *SHED* *MAN*
James may's quotes are 24 karats gold
“I contemplated... *ending it.”*
“You can’t build a tent by shouting” 😂😂😂
My bloody shed man
His shed should be a world wonder
"You can't build a tent by shouting"... Oh yeah?
Why would you put a watermark on clips you don’t own?
I love when he complains just like me
One of the clips in there, you can see Jeremy casually holding his double barrel shotgun
Socks on the hands😂😂😂😂😂😂
Being German, I totally agree with James' "bombing policy"...
2:25 did no one notice that random black guys head pop up after hammond and clarkson start laughing 🤣
Best british insult ive ever heard is: you muppet XD
May "I contemplated ending it..." lol ~ speaking of how cold he was :)
2.25, look on the bushes to the left
“Clarkson!!!”
The thumbnail looks like that one gandalf meme
Wtf is the song at the end 😂😂
It's from some top gear episode where James buys an electric car and Clarkson mocks him cos may doesn't have to pay Congestion charges, which Clarkson concludes the Congestion charges are paid instead indirectly from people's taxes. So therefore, James may, James may, stealing from the rich.
James may, James may stealing from the poor.
He steals from the rich. He steals from the poor,
Because, he wants it all
And that's appalling.
May is my spirit animal
Clarkson is my inner orangutang
Hammond is me