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Extracurricular War Crimes (Fire Emblem 3 Houses Parody animation)
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- čas přidán 30. 09. 2020
- More of the Fire Emblem 3 Houses Jokes you Ferdinand Von Require!
Give a shout out to my VAs who did an amazing job as always!
BALTHUS - Shawn Lawlor
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CLAUDE - Braeden Gilliss
/ voxridian
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CONSTANCE, HILDA & PETRA - Luucarii
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DEDUE & JERITZA - Jett-o
/ @jett-0342
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DIMITRI & SYLVAIN - Blackmagebrad
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DORTHEA - Lunafreya
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EDELGARD - Kaleidosaur
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FELIX & CASPAR - Venomclaus
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FERDINAND - HenrydoesVA
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HAPI - TheWaifuWar
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LINHARDT - Malachiza
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YURI - Logan Krekelberg
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If you say you don’t like Ferdinand’s jokes you’re a Ferdinand Von Liar
Ferdinand von Fuck-I-can’t-make-a-joke
@@Perdix64 I ferdinand von admire
You are all Ferdinand von subscribers.
His jokes are utterly reprehensible. I will drop the fool off a three hundred foot cliff. Or should I go Ferdinand von Higher?
You love his jokes don't be Ferdinand von denier.
"Like it or not i have everyone's future planned"
Angry dancer felix noises in background
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
I was dying XD
Freaking genius I am laughing so hard
That joke earned a Ferdinand Von Subscriber
This is my favorite part xD
Felix is my go to dancer in the game.
You don't wanna pay taxes? Well, it's Ferdinand Von Required.
NO
Well, you don't HAVE to, if you become a Space Marine. Fly out to the Battle Barge Mater Lachrymarum, us Lamenters will... *puts on thunder warrior sunglasses* ...Ferdinand Von Hire you.
Tell that to my friend felix hugo Fraudarious
YOSHI!
Lysithea bullying the Death Knight is so on point.
Imagine Mercedes becoming a war cleric just so she can beat the shit out of Lysithia for that.
@@hour236 lmao 💀
When professor says you can't make any more name puns... And you start to go Ferdinand von Haywire.
I want to ferdinand von commit murder
@@Mettyspaghetti You're Ferdinand von fired.
@@Mettyspaghetti Ferdinand von Inspired!
@@Mettyspaghetti You weren't even a Ferdinand Von Trier.
She’s just being Ferdinand von Contrier
Edelgard: he eats grass
Yuri: thats the point, he capures rhea if we convince hi that her hair is made of grass
"I'm gonna need like 8 more of these little teal bitches"
YES, Caspar deserves love!
Crit god Capsar deserve all the love
But what about Raphael? While we're at it, Ignatz is actually good boi. Ashe is best boi, but he's close second
Caspar does deserve love. He is a likable character.
Bernie writing fanfictions sounds canon ngl
IT IS NOT! ... iiik
I mean... she definitely writes STORIES, which is kind of the topic of her support with Sylvain. I don't think that's too far fetched then.
best headcannon
its also smutty
You guys are missing that @Bernadetta von Varley is the one denying it 😂😂👌🏻
So is her literal soul leaving her body when she's embarrassed
Jeritza: "I can't believe I'm being bullied by a 6 year old."
Lysithea: "THE FUCK YOU SAY?!"
LOOOOL. Love this video!
Wife: "Could you help me with the laundry"?
Me: "Sure I'll throw them in the Ferdinand Von Dryer, with the rest of my Ferdinand Von Attire". "Is there anything else you Ferdinand Von Desire"?
Wife: "Does everything always have to be Ferdinand Von Satire with with you, because It drives me Ferdinand Von Haywire"?
Me (thinking): "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘍𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦". "𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰 𝘍𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘏𝘦𝘳".
The son in the back: im about to be Fredinand von cryerrrr
@@YamiOgeid All I wanted to Dedue was to help wash the Ferdinand Von Attire, and now its become a huge pain in the Ashe.
The Dimitri-Hapi-Marrianne one made me remember how many A-Supports I had in my Blue Lions run.
When Felix get's a crit, the heads will roll like Ferdinand von Tire
“These are my ‘comforting abs’. Let my 8 pack soothe you.”
Where... um. Where can one sign up for this service? Asking for a friend.
That would be me. Im the friend.
Balthus doesn’t take signups. He just does that to everyone.
@@RhysticTutor1 Good.
I feel like the internet has collectively forgotten what the term "War Crimes" actually means.
GENERAL KENOBI!!
DIMITRIIIIII!!!!
War crimes occur in ever Fire Emblem game. It's just more fun to make jokes about silly things
Let's show them the meaning then! I'll start by killing citizens
@@readifsussy7428 EMERGENCY MEETING!
Let my 8 pack soothe you
S p e e d w a g o n?
OH MY GOD
Lol
Who do you think blessed him with his abs
More like speeeeeeeeedwaGONnnnnn
He’s so kind and crazy... He’s kinda crazy... *She sigh and blushes*
He's.... standing on a pile of bodies.
KING CRAZY (persona dancing all night reference)
@Warm Lillie
Bloodeh hell its her again
*demonic beast appears*
“He’s standing on a pile of dead bodies”
*sigh*
AAAGH
Don't try getting in the way of Ferdinand's jokes... you'll only provoke his Ferdinand Von Ire.
"That man is 47." -Byleth 2020
ANNETTE!
@@RhysticTutor1 Oh, hello Dimitri!
@@Closet_lol seducing chicks while on top of dead bodies since 2019...
@KEVIN AMAYA-CALDERON The Professor did *what?*
@KEVIN AMAYA-CALDERON yo wtf
Man, can’t believe Nemesis chose to fight in the Ferdinand Von Mire
"It's not like i can take the loli in my head"
i love these parody animation!
Goblin Lysithea was something i didn't need to see but i'm glad i saw it
She's the perfect little monster. Deadly, cute, and irritable.
@@andrewowens4421 i like angry midgets because since i'm around 6'2 (190 centimeters) they get angry at me for simply existing, like little goblins, it's funny that way...
@@andrewowens4421 and she can one-shot the Death Knight
NYAAAAA *bites*
@@Vassilinia ow! she bit me the gremlin bit me!
3:20 Edelgard passing the hand on her hair in a superior way while talking about someone is the most Edelgard thing I've ever seen
Wait a minute, didn’t I make a Ferdinand von spire joke on the last video? Neat.
There is a huge back log of Ferdinand jokes. It's a google doc called "VON SATIRE"
@@ToxiCurE How do you come up with them? Do you have a Ferdinand von Supplier?
@@ToxiCurE ... you've been slowly stocking up on Ferdinand puns since 3 houses released, haven't you?
@@dudebladeX Actually, I think they have a Ferdinand Von Provider
Calling it now: that was Ingrid at Bernie's door
I thought its Sylvain
@@randomyoutubeuser261 Nah, it was Ingrid, that was definitely a more feminine voice than Sylvain's.
It’s actually Byleth (female). That’s Toxicure’s voice, and she appears as Teach in these.
@@Voxridian Ah, okay, Yeah, that would fall in line with Byleth due to lost items.
But we know Ingrid is superior to a door.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who made Felix a dancer.
3:56 hits different now...
oh no you’re right…
Yo extracurricular warcrimes is my vote
How the fuck is this comment a week old
Time Travelers am I right?
Wtf
Time travel is an ability you can also achieve with one simple task
Finally, a video that understand gay Byleth’s struggle
Specifically the male one. Female Byleth already got herself a good selection of gay options.
Don't you mean Bileth?
What do you mean finally? That's all everyone ever seems to say about Guyleth.
We you go female Byleth just to romance Cluade
@@funnynameforme4091 and on occasion Dimitri
Personal favorites from this: Yuri's smooshed face, jingling Felix, delayed sigh reaction, biting gremlin, Mercedes' burn, swearing gremlin. Thank you so much for this
When you want to raise faith you can go to the Ferdinand Von choir.
I was playing Fire Emblem and looked at the ages and Jeritza is one year younger than Mercedes
Mercedes, one of the oldest students has the highest pitch voice. Jeritza, her younger brother, has the lowest pitch voice.
"I like my men like I like my women: Yes."
i hope you know this has rendered me deceased
PLEASE MAKE A THIRD I LOVE THIS
ALSO CAN YOU PLS DO MORE FOR SOTHIS, LYSITHEA, AND BERNIE THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE
See, its not just me that wants a third!
Yes
I need a third one in my life aaaaaa
@@caden5426 Maybe get one for Three Hopes?
2:26 *Angry Lys noises* 😂
Extracurricular war crimes? In my school it’s part of the curriculum!
2:02
Yo that was clever making a Demonic Beast attack Yuri after Hapi sighed.
She can't date the Loli in her head.
...
But she can marry her!
So if I was browsing CZcams and I saw this channel I would say:
Woah sister me sub
I expected you to be a dom...
I feel like this video is just an excuse for more Ferdinand Von Aegir puns
I never knew how much I needed a sequel until it came out. Keep up the spectacular work!
Also Byleth should have known the jokes would keep coming. She was only fanning the Ferdinand von Fire
2:35
In all fairness, Claude and Sylvain should've been gay romance options.
Honestly, for the deer, it should have been a toss up between Claude and Rafael.
@@christopherbennett5858 raphael carrying m!byleth in the ending art... iconic
@@luvcherry Yep. Would have been sweet.
I feel like Ashe should have been an option as well. He gives off those vibes.
Everyone should be gay
Gremlin Lysithea is the best thing I've seen all day. There's just something endearing about an incredibly intelligent, hard-working, powerful magic user being reduced to a screeching midget.
It’s just so relatable; being both really hard working and talented and having a sad past but also being a tiny gremlin that bites your ankles like a feral sewer rat 💀
You know Edelgard, Dimitri is eating the weeds due to the brain damage of the tragedy. It will not be wise to reveal you are working with the villains after killing somebody important or trying to steal in a sacred place. Edelgard: I am angry not wise. Hubert: understandable have a nice conquest.
I mean, if she didn’t work with them she would have became a puppet anyways.
@@gabbycraft7035 She could arguably have sought help from others once she was at the academy, the issue was she didn't trust anyone enough to and also believed various lies about the church (for instance believing that they engineered the splitting of Adrestria into the Kingdom and Alliance, and that they wanted to rule the world).
@@Ryodraco The agarthans would have killed her if she tried to get help. Look at how she only drops hints to byleth when taking about the agarthans instead of being direct. If she reveals too much, she agarthans will find out and kill her. It’s unlikely that Kronya and Solon were the only agarthans at the academy.
Besides, we have no guarantee that Dimitri and Claude would support her cause since they wouldn’t know much about it. Even if they did agree to help, they didn’t have any power during white clouds (Rufus was ruler of Farghaus, and Claude’s grandfather was ruler of the alliance during WC)
Rhea wouldn’t help because it would reveal her secrets. She was hesitant to reveal it even during VW.
And not to mention the fact that none of them have the slightest clue to where the Agarthan base is.
''They always ask if Dimitri is mentally OK, but never if Edelgard is too.''
Really? Because I like my men just like how I like my woman, Yes!!!
*Lillie and Dorothea are in a relationship*
That bithc me, except i'm a guy
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh I get it it's the lesbian option
Those abs alone can heal any ailment.
Can it fix my cut off arm? I don't wanna become a techmarine.
Ferdinand: Acting suspicious in the courtyard at night
Byleth: Ferdinand, what are you doing out here so late?
Ferdinand: Oh, hey there Byleth. Just selling some weed. Want to get Ferdinand von Higher?
Whoever dislikes ferdinand jokes is a ferdinand von denier
Lots of chuckles in this one too~
I particularly like the biting gremlin/goblin, the "teal b*tches", and the line read for "Can I get a second opinion?"
I just realized that half of the Ferdinand jokes here were comments in the original video! I can Ferdinand Von Admire the callback!
You can’t convince me Hapi canonically saying “Eddie and the Bert” in Three Hopes wasn’t bc of this video
Did she ever use those names in monetary dialogue?
it took me almost a minute to get Yuri being attacked by a demonic beast. I AM A DESCRASE TO FANS!
Nah, you good fam
You know what Ferdinand become when he enters a shop?
A Ferdinand Von Buyer
One time when I was playing three houses with my brother there was a scene were rhea was singing to byleth, they fainted so I said as rhea “we’re harvesting your organs, you have minutes to live. Cyril got the knife!”
And we both just laughed and then it just devolved into the strawberry smiggles bit from Rick and Morrty.
when you concenter Byleths heart was taken form their mother and that the same hard was in all of moms 11 siblings and before that was grandma your not that far off.
shadow walker I didn’t finish the game yet is that a spoiler?
@@dewotm8 Indeed it is, though you only find out the details on Silver Snow. Also, they weren't really siblings as far as we know.
@@Ryodraco dang I really need to finish the game I’m still on my first path.(blue lions)
@@dewotm8 Indeed. Blue Lions is a great route story wise, but it unfortunately reveals the least about the lore of the Three Houses world and Byleth's identity and past.
Edelgard seems to think that she and Dimitri couldn't be more different, but they both have such a talent for coming to the wrong conclusion!
There's both crazy and stupid. But God damn are they sexy.
I can't wait for the next video where we tread through the Ferdinand von Mire.
Ironically, Hubert's most useful move.
When I saw Ferdinand in the tower, I thought he would say something like "I am Ferdinand von higher!"
This one is so funny wtf
I don’t understand just the little things make me laugh
Like Felix in the dancer outfit in the background and the fanfic one
Do NOT stop the Ferdinand jokes, how dare you
I need more of goblin Lysithea. Please.
“So _this_ is your new goal”
*Hands book with Sothis in it*
LMAO
3:09 You know what. I’m feeling Ferdinand von Inspired.
I knew it was a good call waiting to watch this until I was home from work.
The roar of laughter would have given me away
claude forgot to list his talent for savage burns
4:45
He’s Ferdinand Von Tired
How romantically psychotic 1:54
1:36 is hilarious, on point and the sigh beast joke. The only criticism I have is the standing on bodies but it works.
more puns are what i Ferdinand von desire to continue being a Ferdinand von subscriber if not I'll be a Ferdinand von cryer
“Shhh don’t be afraid. Let my 8-pack soothe you” 😂
Your animation is really improving! This is so good, Wazy!
2:00!
Oh My Sothis! I just caught that joke now!
That’s fantastic detail!
I don't get it...
@@davidtucker9498
Whenever Hapi sighs, she summons a monster.
"Younger brother...? THAT MAN IS FORTY-SEVEN!!"
This has inspired me to develop comforting abs.
CZcams recommending the right stuff for once! Subscribed and turned on the bell, your jokes are too good
4:17 “I’m eleven so shut the fuck up”
You my good sir, have gained a ferninand von subscriber
If you purchase land in the adrestian empire then you're a Ferdinand von Buyer
Annette: Did you f**k my dad, professor!?
M!Byleth: No, our S support was platonic.
3:13 As that guy behind the library at my college has taught me, eating grass is a perfectly normal past-time. I'm siding with Yuri on this one.
3:14
“I *bleep*ing love you!”
it's good to see that there is still a lot of awesome content being made about the game! I've wanted to play three houses since it was released, but I only recently was able to buy a switch (and even got the game at a discount!) and for a year now I've been missing out on the hype and avoiding everything related to it like the pest (I cried a little bit inside every time I saw a 3H video in my recommendations and just couldn't click on it because I didn't want to spoil myself). And now, after 230 hours later playing all 4 routes and the DLC, I am so, so happy that I was able to (almost) experience it as if it just released. Some things I unfortunately already saw, like Dimitri's reunion and the final map of VW, but there were many twists and turns I didn't expect, like Edelgard being the Flame Emperor (tho it was kinda hinted at in the game), Jeralt's death or Byleth's origins. I never really looked at all the characters thoroughly, but playing through each route made me get to know them so well and love every one of them. I loved seeing how beautiful and different they all looked after the timeskip, their new outfits, new lines. Although I've only been able to play three houses til now (well it's the only game I buyed), I can't imagine any other game making me think about it all the time and feeling bittersweet when I do anytime soon. FE3H has become one of my favorites and I'm just so glad I got to play it.
I can’t help how much I Ferdinand Von admire these videos. I really Ferdinand Von desire another one!
The professor asked me to stop with the puns
I said yes you know like a ferdinand von liar
OMG if you did a kid icarus uprising parody
that would be perfect
If you can make more of these, there will surely be some Ferdinand von Buyers
Good god...I haven’t laughed this hard in too long, thank you.
It has been 9 months please a jojo video..... it has been enough time for a child to be made
I need comfort... *Lillie tears up*
The vocal fits/impressions were REALLY good. Super impressed!
This just made me feel even more robbed Yuri doesn't have A ranks with all house leaders. Seriously how were we robbed of that
I don't know Fire Emblem but that's a really good title
"Dad I'm gonna need like, 8 more of these little teal bitches!"
Dead.
0:38
Easily the best part of the entire video
posted the whole game like we wouldn’t notice
This parody vids are fantastically hilarious!
I Ferdinand von Admire your efforts!
0:21 Fish want me women fear me
“And some sort of goblin”
God I just can’t anymore lol
Me: *acts like I finished homework
Teacher: YOUR A FERDINAND VON LYER
I cannot express how much I love this
Hapi and Marianne represent all Dimitri stans