0:00; - Intro 1:12; - Did Arsenal bottled their title chances at the Etihad? 5:28; - Thomas Partey’s performance against Man City 7:26; - Were Arsenal naïve and making too much noise this season? 10:00; - Ste bets whether Arsenal will finish top 4 next season 13:01; - Ash and Ste discuss Perisic & Gerrard and Chelsea under Boehly 17:11; - If Ash and Ste were the Chelsea managers… 18:56; - Ste’s elite knowledge of youth players and football 23:10; - Trent bagging 5 assists in a row & his new academy 26:53; - Would Ste tell Lampard that he thinks he’s a better manager? 28:14; - Who do the guys want as their first guest? 31:00; - Ash and Ste share their golfing experiences 35:34; - Gareth Bale to Wrexham? 38:01; - Will Wrexham’s rise benefit homegrown players? 39:29; - Ash texts Gareth Bale to teach him and Ste golf 39:46; - The most bizarre Man of the Match awards 42:51; - What should leagues give out with their MOTM awards? 45:53; - What 3 PL players would you want in a zombie apocalypse? 49:44; - Outro (dedicated to Joel)
@@MrJeffHead disagree, I’m a ‘real’ utd fan whatever that means and I don’t want arsenal to win. Couldn’t give a damn about city, they’ve cheated,cooked the books and are so far off title stat wise. Now next year if they are on for 4 in a row then I’d want anyone but them as we are the ones who did 3 in a row first and treble first but never 4. Nobody remembers the second man on the moon. Utd did it all first
@@Danny-iv5uu well they will be on for 4 in a row so why wouldn't you want that possibility stopped? City got double the prems arsenal have. And they're actually our rivals rather than a team from London that has been harmless for 20 years.
Regarding Enzo, it's absolutely true. Ste has done lots of scout reports on his channel over the years, talking about who United should look at and many of them, like Enzo, Alvarez etc have gone on to make big money moves and frankly, none of them to United. There's a running joke with Paddock that clubs around Europe look at Ste's scout report videos to see who they should sign because not long after the report on a player goes up, they're linked to a big club and often even sign for a big club.
he does have a bit of a scattergun approach like Ash suggested, but Ste aint wrong he did call it. It would be interesting to see his hit rate but who has time to go back and make a spreadsheet?
Ste & Ash isn't a duo I had on my bingo card a few years ago but I'm here for it, getting more mega every week 😂 And honestly how is the podcast not called "He could've have been killed" yet
I remember hearing Bill Burr say that he realised it wasn't the teams that made him hate sports teams, it was the fans of the teams that that made him hate them. And I feel exactly the same with Arsenal, among others.
@@kon497 City over Liverpool's ? I know zero Man City fans in my group circle thats probably why I hate/dislike Arsenal and Liverpool more lol . Man City fans here is little to non existence .
As Cardiff fan was never Ash is biggest fan outside of Wales duty but hes top pundit which is seemingly more rare by the day and this is genuine quality podcast thats added to my rotation.
Tbf I've seen Ste do loads of scout reports on his own channel and he does mention absolute gems before they sign for a big club. They're on his channel, look them up.
Ash needs to see the hit rate from Ste's Scouting reports? Ste does a report on a Player, and within a week or so, they're signing for Bayern, Or Dortmund, or even PSG?
In the Norwegian Premier League, the MOTM receives a donation of NOK 10,000 (about 1,000 pounds) in their name to a grassroots club of their choice - usually they give it to a club they've spent some time in during their youth, or if the MOTM is a foreign player, they often give it to a local club from the same city the club they represent comes from. So for example, if Marcus Rashford was name MOTM he would probably give the money to Fletcher Moss Rangers. I think this model is better than giving the players some cheap trincket or beverage since it offers some trickle down to the clubs that helped create these ballers
I feel I need to correct you there Stephen! ☝🏼 First time shooting for me and I hit the white once. If we show the full picture of yours we will find you hit more of the white than me 😒
This shows the limits of hosting with an ex footballer who signed a contract at some stage tied up with tons of small print to never ever bring the game into disrepute. The fear factor. The fear of saying something that might come back to bite him in the backside. You will never find a player who will talk about touchy/taboo issues in football, of which there are some serious fair play issues going on. I have never heard a footballer talk about offshore accounts, financial and medical doping etc etc.
Wan Bissaka to run around like a puppy slide tackling all the zombies to the ground Haaland to stomp their brains out Grealish to get the beers in afterwards
I'm sorry I just love this show so much, I'm a red in Los Angeles and every time I watch the show I laugh, I learn and I just can't wait for the new one. Keep it up Great content
Ash stes got a tone of scout reports on players that have mostly all come good go look at his scout reports trust me he’s a really good eye for talent but what players forgot is that football fans are some of the best scouts dew to the amount of games we consume over our life’s
it must be because I'm in my late 40s but i remember Dean Saunders as a Derby player quite well. He was bangng in the goals in the late 80s and was ne of the top strikers in the old First Division.
Dean Saunders was the most unprofessional mess of a manager at chesterfield. If he was a minimum wage part time shelf stacker at Tesco they’d have sacked him after a couple of days. Absolute embarrassment
Ste it's not Ghana, the one with the 5G of data. That's Hlompo Kekana who played for Mamelodi Sundowns, the current champions of The South African Premiership
Quick question on Brighton, do you think squads like them can afford to keep losing players year after year? It's almost like the Leicester City. People said the same thing about them, that they'll always retool find new players but you can't keep doing it. At some point you got to keep a hold of some guys and build a core unit. Don't you think that's a bad formula to run a club, keep thinking you'll find another guy?
Be interesting to see a table of just Aprils games. Huge fall off for Arsenal. I’d put money on them struggling for 5th next season in all seriousness. Over achieved, with a lot of underachievers. Also Ste…It’s fiTTTHHHHH not fiFT!! Come on Howson sort it, it grates on me 😂 😉
Does Ash not know about the actual charges against City? To say are they just good he clearly must not know that they have possibly cheated on 100+ occasions. Of course they are bloody good after that
Ash word on the streets is Ste works as a scout for Dortmund 😂 because his scout reports are on point most of the talent he talks about make big moves or as the joke is "Dortmund will probably sign then now"
😂 shocked at us knowing about enzo before chelsea fans. We know every about emerging footballers, coz media always link them to united whatever way possible.
0:00; - Intro
1:12; - Did Arsenal bottled their title chances at the Etihad?
5:28; - Thomas Partey’s performance against Man City
7:26; - Were Arsenal naïve and making too much noise this season?
10:00; - Ste bets whether Arsenal will finish top 4 next season
13:01; - Ash and Ste discuss Perisic & Gerrard and Chelsea under Boehly
17:11; - If Ash and Ste were the Chelsea managers…
18:56; - Ste’s elite knowledge of youth players and football
23:10; - Trent bagging 5 assists in a row & his new academy
26:53; - Would Ste tell Lampard that he thinks he’s a better manager?
28:14; - Who do the guys want as their first guest?
31:00; - Ash and Ste share their golfing experiences
35:34; - Gareth Bale to Wrexham?
38:01; - Will Wrexham’s rise benefit homegrown players?
39:29; - Ash texts Gareth Bale to teach him and Ste golf
39:46; - The most bizarre Man of the Match awards
42:51; - What should leagues give out with their MOTM awards?
45:53; - What 3 PL players would you want in a zombie apocalypse?
49:44; - Outro (dedicated to Joel)
No real United fan wants City to win it over Arsenal.
It's only weird online fans who want arsenal to bottle it
Lads, I'm still waiting for the special Ash cooks JoeL show
Tell ash the next big ones, enzo le fee, hjoland etc
@@MrJeffHead disagree, I’m a ‘real’ utd fan whatever that means and I don’t want arsenal to win. Couldn’t give a damn about city, they’ve cheated,cooked the books and are so far off title stat wise. Now next year if they are on for 4 in a row then I’d want anyone but them as we are the ones who did 3 in a row first and treble first but never 4. Nobody remembers the second man on the moon. Utd did it all first
@@Danny-iv5uu well they will be on for 4 in a row so why wouldn't you want that possibility stopped?
City got double the prems arsenal have.
And they're actually our rivals rather than a team from London that has been harmless for 20 years.
Regarding Enzo, it's absolutely true. Ste has done lots of scout reports on his channel over the years, talking about who United should look at and many of them, like Enzo, Alvarez etc have gone on to make big money moves and frankly, none of them to United.
There's a running joke with Paddock that clubs around Europe look at Ste's scout report videos to see who they should sign because not long after the report on a player goes up, they're linked to a big club and often even sign for a big club.
he does have a bit of a scattergun approach like Ash suggested, but Ste aint wrong he did call it. It would be interesting to see his hit rate but who has time to go back and make a spreadsheet?
It's true. Ste talked about Enzo a longtime ago
Facts no fiction
Ste & Ash isn't a duo I had on my bingo card a few years ago but I'm here for it, getting more mega every week 😂 And honestly how is the podcast not called "He could've have been killed" yet
Probably because the phrase was "He could've Killed the Lad"??🤣🤣
@@Scottuz czcams.com/video/08CeZm90bio/video.html
Harry Maguire. Already moves like a zombie so he’d be able to blend in with them
Top tier comment 😅
Lmaoo
Bruh 😂😂😂💀
As a Man Utd fan I love Ste because he hates the players I hate but he can actually back it up with reasons as to why they’re so poor🤣
Love this show, the banter between you 2 😂😂😂. Perfect content for long drives.
I remember hearing Bill Burr say that he realised it wasn't the teams that made him hate sports teams, it was the fans of the teams that that made him hate them. And I feel exactly the same with Arsenal, among others.
@@kon497 City over Liverpool's ? I know zero Man City fans in my group circle thats probably why I hate/dislike Arsenal and Liverpool more lol . Man City fans here is little to non existence .
Best line in todays show: ste saying, “I think I know I am”.
As Cardiff fan was never Ash is biggest fan outside of Wales duty but hes top pundit which is seemingly more rare by the day and this is genuine quality podcast thats added to my rotation.
Tbf I've seen Ste do loads of scout reports on his own channel and he does mention absolute gems before they sign for a big club. They're on his channel, look them up.
I remember him doing caicedo, and camavinga,
All I want to see is Ash and Ste tag-team managing Chelsea on the touch line
I knew about Enzo from Footy manager but only realised how good he was when Ste was talking about him like 12-18 months ago
Ash needs to see the hit rate from Ste's Scouting reports?
Ste does a report on a Player, and within a week or so, they're signing
for Bayern, Or Dortmund, or even PSG?
Gotta back Ste, he’s had a load of lesser known players that have gone on to do well
The duo we all needed ❤ both like they been sharing a snoopy spliff before the shoot
In the Norwegian Premier League, the MOTM receives a donation of NOK 10,000 (about 1,000 pounds) in their name to a grassroots club of their choice - usually they give it to a club they've spent some time in during their youth, or if the MOTM is a foreign player, they often give it to a local club from the same city the club they represent comes from.
So for example, if Marcus Rashford was name MOTM he would probably give the money to Fletcher Moss Rangers. I think this model is better than giving the players some cheap trincket or beverage since it offers some trickle down to the clubs that helped create these ballers
Great idea
Ashley williams is masterclass addition to that team. Very enjoyable to listen to, it’s like he’s made for TV
Ste did a video on Enzo Fernandez before he even joined Benfica, back when you could have got him for £10m.
This is generally the best football-esk podcast at the minute.
Cant believe you 2 are still holding down a 2 man podcast. Thought you wouldve been cancelled after a week or 2. 😂
Loving it tho fellas ❤
I feel I need to correct you there Stephen! ☝🏼 First time shooting for me and I hit the white once. If we show the full picture of yours we will find you hit more of the white than me 😒
Ste if you're reading this, keep up the stam agenda cus NO ONE talks about it.
1) Adama Traore💪
2) Licha Martinez 🔪
3) Kante 🏃♂️ would be my options😅
This shows the limits of hosting with an ex footballer who signed a contract at some stage tied up with tons of small print to never ever bring the game into disrepute. The fear factor. The fear of saying something that might come back to bite him in the backside. You will never find a player who will talk about touchy/taboo issues in football, of which there are some serious fair play issues going on. I have never heard a footballer talk about offshore accounts, financial and medical doping etc etc.
5 seconds in, boonie hat party, liked.
Just because Trent only has 7 assists doesn't mean his crosses aren't making it to his strikers
My first zombie apocalypse sidekick is my scout Marcus Rashford, quick, agile, and most importantly will sort the food eco out nice
Best podcast on the internet 😂😂
These 2 have me chuckling throughout. Just like banter with the lads! keep it up!
“Ash I’m both feet in. I love this game like evra.” - jheeze bars from ste
“Whatever this is” is the perfect title for this show. You should make it official 😊
Wan Bissaka to run around like a puppy slide tackling all the zombies to the ground
Haaland to stomp their brains out
Grealish to get the beers in afterwards
Could this podcast, overtake "The Brew" as the best Friday Show?!?
Ste and Ash, have created a real Banger, that is, must see Content now
I'm sorry I just love this show so much, I'm a red in Los Angeles and every time I watch the show I laugh, I learn and I just can't wait for the new one. Keep it up Great content
Rapidly becoming my favourite show on the channel. Always makes me laugh! Love it.
Ash , Stephen Howson did scout Enzo at RiverPlate
Sometimes Steve does my head in but sometimes he makes me crack up lol, this episode it's more making me crack up.
The title of this just made me burst out laughing, good one.
Lads Sam Allardyce would be the perfect first guest on here, imagine the stories. Please do an episode from the driving range, would be funny as fk.
You two need to be careful. This "What ever this is", is quickly becoming vvery enjoyable! :)
Howson called Enzo 2 years before anyone else
I don’t know why but I’ve never watched one of these, this was great 😂 I’m going binge the rest
The phone call I lost it class 🤣🤣
“If I made a sandwich….” 😂😂
Can't believe how good u 2 are together
But yup Ste was the first guy I ever heard about Enzo from waaaay before anyone else notable
I think these 2 have the best chemistry on five.
Ash stes got a tone of scout reports on players that have mostly all come good go look at his scout reports trust me he’s a really good eye for talent but what players forgot is that football fans are some of the best scouts dew to the amount of games we consume over our life’s
This is mighty craic 😂 Better than the main show
it must be because I'm in my late 40s but i remember Dean Saunders as a Derby player quite well. He was bangng in the goals in the late 80s and was ne of the top strikers in the old First Division.
Dean Saunders was the most unprofessional mess of a manager at chesterfield. If he was a minimum wage part time shelf stacker at Tesco they’d have sacked him after a couple of days. Absolute embarrassment
Other facts; I'm digging the hats 🔥
Lovin the bucket hats, spike island here we go! 🤣🤣
This is absolutely perfect 😂
Getting Dean Saunders as a guest really does sound like it has to happen. Would be absolute carnage. Organized chaos is clearly where you 2 thrive!
Best show at CZcams by far atm
Someone link the enzo video for ash he needs to know the scout king haha
"I love this game like Evra." that's a bar 😤
Ash needs to learn about how much scouting Ste did for Dortmund. Should've been paid for that amount of work! 🤣
Ste called Schloterbeck before he went Dortmund, That LB Chelsea bought, Hojland, Enzo, and So many more
Ash looking like Hamilton with that bucket hat lol
21:30 yup heard about Enzo and Alvarez through Ste’s CZcams channel before they were at Benfica and City respectively
Great show
This was sooooo good lmao
Shooting range pre-season podcast with you two it is then!
It’s true Ash, Ste called Alvarez out as a talent yonks back when he was still playing in South america
Ash, he really is a great scout, he ain’t lying
Bloody love this podcast..so so funny.. And Ste did do Enzo 1st..
Just some facts; Grealish doesn't man handle Casemiro the way he man handled Partey 😬
Ste did the scout report on Enzo Fernandez last summer and knew his buyout clause. Called it.
Ste it's not Ghana, the one with the 5G of data. That's Hlompo Kekana who played for Mamelodi Sundowns, the current champions of The South African Premiership
100% that's the South African PSL. Advertising is in the background
Can you Imagine Ste and Ash, sitting on the touchline for Chelsea, shouting at the players?
i'll pay to see that
These two are brilliant together 😂😂😂
18:28 connor gallagher is a mad man don’t let the headband fool you
This show is top😅 👍🏾
Love these two❤️
This is the show of that top bloke who believes they know everything and the pro who probably does know 💯💯
Quick question on Brighton, do you think squads like them can afford to keep losing players year after year? It's almost like the Leicester City. People said the same thing about them, that they'll always retool find new players but you can't keep doing it. At some point you got to keep a hold of some guys and build a core unit.
Don't you think that's a bad formula to run a club, keep thinking you'll find another guy?
Pretty much in agreement with it all, Arsenal’s fans are ridiculous. I like to call them the “cockney scousers”.
Love listening to yous two lads nice one for the show
Remember Ste doing the Enzo scout report when he was like 16 Mil at river plate (thinking no way will he be good😂)
Ash is miles better on Five! He needs to bring this energy to the BBC
Be interesting to see a table of just Aprils games. Huge fall off for Arsenal. I’d put money on them struggling for 5th next season in all seriousness. Over achieved, with a lot of underachievers.
Also Ste…It’s fiTTTHHHHH not fiFT!! Come on Howson sort it, it grates on me 😂 😉
Really good podcast
Lance Armstrong was the absolute goat. Just a man and his bike.. until..
This shows great, good work gents
Also mate assists doesn't include a killer pass before the assist
Loving this 🤣
Casemero has been absolutely atrocious for the last 2 or 3 months
Literally the funniest pairing on CZcams. We need a BTS of ste and Ash on the piss
There is a video of Robbie saying utd will finish 7th that arsenal fans in a nutshell for you
Does Ash not know about the actual charges against City? To say are they just good he clearly must not know that they have possibly cheated on 100+ occasions. Of course they are bloody good after that
Ash word on the streets is Ste works as a scout for Dortmund 😂 because his scout reports are on point most of the talent he talks about make big moves or as the joke is "Dortmund will probably sign then now"
Ash is that guy if he can’t do something he believes no one else can do it - e.g. ste’s scouting
40:48 I feel less pedantic about calling Ste out for butchering Hednesford now Ash pulled him up on it 😂 Big up Keys Park
Get on Ste's scout reports, he's the 1st I heard talking about Enzo, Alvarez, Gnonto ....
United player for zombie apocalypse
Jaap stam,vidic,rio,casemiro,roy keane,cantona,rooney,
Fucking love this show, imagine a few beers deep with these two in a pub talking bollocks would be hilarious
You should call the pod "the friday fodder".
LOVE this pod
I love Ash 😂😂😂 he just keeps swearing like he doesn’t care
😂 shocked at us knowing about enzo before chelsea fans. We know every about emerging footballers, coz media always link them to united whatever way possible.