Who Was Bible John?

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  Před 7 měsíci +97

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    • @Jcdenton706
      @Jcdenton706 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Nahhh did you like your own comment😂😂

    • @earthnormal7024
      @earthnormal7024 Před 7 měsíci +4

      you should do the patty hearst story, my grandpa was her bodyguard

    • @sheevpalpatine8243
      @sheevpalpatine8243 Před 7 měsíci +1

      it sounded like you were trying really hard not to burst out laughing

    • @drqad
      @drqad Před 7 měsíci

      how 2 hours ago if the vid is 10 mins old

    • @the-potato-warrior
      @the-potato-warrior Před 7 měsíci +2

      You should do a video about the uss liberty.

  • @Absolute_Goober
    @Absolute_Goober Před 7 měsíci +946

    “We heard a woman yelling ‘leave me alone’ “
    Scottish authorities: “do you have any idea how little that narrows it down”

    • @psikogeek
      @psikogeek Před 7 měsíci +35

      "Is this why Scottish men are happy?"
      he asked sheepishly.

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 Před 7 měsíci +5

      To be fair there's not many places that being yelled isn't pretty common

    • @Xxsnipedawg72xX
      @Xxsnipedawg72xX Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@nicholascharles9625under the sea or the moon or something. Both would be pretty freaky

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@Xxsnipedawg72xX if I'm in the ocean and I hear anything, anything at all calling out . I'm getting out of the water.

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@nicholascharles9625or never again, depending on what's calling out to you

  • @richymoore
    @richymoore Před 7 měsíci +468

    He's part of a power trio consisting of Qur'an Dan, and Torah Gomorrah

    • @mikethepsych2084
      @mikethepsych2084 Před 7 měsíci +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu Před 7 měsíci +34

      Dragged that laugh out of me like a body from a crawlspace, mate.

    • @Meggzilla
      @Meggzilla Před 7 měsíci +14

      No you didn't!! Not Torah Gomorrah!! Lol... Marry me...For legal reasons: this is satire and not a contractually binding offer of marriage lol

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 7 měsíci +16

      Dead Sea Scrolls Jones.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Před 7 měsíci +18

      They used to have a fourth member called Norman book of Mormon

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 Před 7 měsíci +761

    Fun fact: fictional serial killers are usually way cooler than actual serial killers.
    Actual serial killers are rarely these excentric and highly intelligent psychopaths like Hannibal Lecter, Patrick Bateman or John Kramer.
    Often they are of mediocre intelligence and fraught with various mommy issues and experience with being traumatized by sexual molestation and child abuse.

    • @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
      @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Edmund Kemper who had a un fiddy IQ.

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Před 7 měsíci +92

      I don't know why I thought you where talking about seinfeld Kramer, I literally forgot jigsaws real name was John kramer.

    • @crogsmash1611
      @crogsmash1611 Před 7 měsíci +56

      Be the killer you want to see in the world

    • @KageNoTora74
      @KageNoTora74 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@GUNUFofficial"I killed a hooker, Jerry!"

    • @LDG69
      @LDG69 Před 7 měsíci +67

      Idk man Ted Cruz was cool enough to get elected

  • @puppysect
    @puppysect Před 7 měsíci +431

    Tbf, Bible John could easily have been the nickname of a badass Liberian warlord.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 7 měsíci +75

      General Buttnaked and his right-hand man, BibleJohnn

    • @thomasseeley8124
      @thomasseeley8124 Před 7 měsíci

      @@oz_jones The general is a straight pimp.

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 Před 7 měsíci +16

      ​@oz_jones this is gonna make a great dnd campaign.

    • @crazygamerkasten9748
      @crazygamerkasten9748 Před 7 měsíci

      @@nicholascharles9625please write a story based on the dnd campaign

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@nicholascharles9625the Liberian civil war? That's a take lmao

  • @lorenzogiani7190
    @lorenzogiani7190 Před 7 měsíci +1048

    He was the biblest of johns

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 Před 7 měsíci +45

      The johnest of bibles

    • @SgtPotShot
      @SgtPotShot Před 7 měsíci +16

      Perhaps the bearest of Johns.

    • @clickytheblicky9895
      @clickytheblicky9895 Před 7 měsíci +26

      He even has a section inside the Bible

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 Před 7 měsíci +5

      You are getting confused with St John.

    • @tommyhill7645
      @tommyhill7645 Před 7 měsíci +48

      That bit when bible john said "it's Bible-ing time" and went biblical on those 3 women,

  • @nikolaykravchenko7528
    @nikolaykravchenko7528 Před 7 měsíci +838

    Every so often I become more scottish by absorbing scottish content

    • @gerrymcwilliam
      @gerrymcwilliam Před 7 měsíci +40

      Welcome to the winning team laddy

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 Před 7 měsíci +9

      😂😂😂 this is fkking hilarious I hope he sees this

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I can't be the only one to have noticed this. With the advent of the internet the words, grammar, and syntax "lost in the pond" for the English language has started to re-coalesce. It's also, seemingly become easier to mimic each others dialect to a much greater degree of authenticity. Count Dankula has helped me perfect my impression of the Scottish dialect of where he is from.
      Your statement holds true and would be an interesting spot of study for etymology.

    • @CagetheOnion
      @CagetheOnion Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@redcell9636 That's just what happens when people talk to eachother over time. It's a beautiful thing.

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@CagetheOnion it'd fascinating linguistically. It reminds me of the transistors periods of English during the American Revolution and the Civil War. The British wanted to differentiate the way they talk from us at the time, when we all sounded incredibly similar. Then the South during the Civil War, they began to lean in heavy on the "southern draw" in on the open and drawn out vowels.

  • @VintageJunior
    @VintageJunior Před 7 měsíci +71

    Can't wait for Epic Rap Battles Of History: Bible John vs. Jihadi John

  • @bigbadbaron8416
    @bigbadbaron8416 Před 7 měsíci +185

    Theory: He is/was in the police force as he knew exactly when they stopped investigating the ballroom.

    • @boop5725
      @boop5725 Před 7 měsíci +46

      The cops would have had short hair too.

    • @DJRockford83
      @DJRockford83 Před 7 měsíci +23

      It was the feds again 😅😂

    • @Goths-On-The-Beach
      @Goths-On-The-Beach Před 7 měsíci +1

      I thought this

    • @reanukeevesau
      @reanukeevesau Před 7 měsíci +9

      I dont think he was police, I think he was Intelligence Services, Mi5 or Mi6.

    • @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879
      @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879 Před 6 měsíci +6

      But I think most of the ordinary punters could tell that the Police weren't coming in undercover anymore

  • @cdickenson82
    @cdickenson82 Před 7 měsíci +43

    "Had more than 350 identity parades, that's the thing from The Usual Suspects not the thing that rainbow people do in June".
    I damn near bust a gut laughing so hard when I heard that. I'm still freakin laughing LMAO!

  • @spxdel8520
    @spxdel8520 Před 7 měsíci +27

    I think the fact that he didn't strike when undercover cops were there probably means he had some involvement in law enforcement

  • @gerrymcwilliam
    @gerrymcwilliam Před 7 měsíci +100

    Wait and see the series of Bible John is gonna have him with a six pack, a chisel Jaw and Sean Connery voice/accent.

    • @jimo9555
      @jimo9555 Před 7 měsíci +12

      at least we can be sure netflix won't "diversify" him!

    • @mr.hanfblatt9152
      @mr.hanfblatt9152 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@jimo9555 i wouldnt be so sure about that... 👀

    • @jimo9555
      @jimo9555 Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@mr.hanfblatt9152 _"Next on Netflix, Idris Elba _*_is_*_ Bible John"_ 😂

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust Před 7 měsíci

      The victims were all white women on the rag. The killer could well have been a black tranny who hated what he could never be.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 7 měsíci +2

      Bible Mandingo.

  • @justlisten203
    @justlisten203 Před 7 měsíci +141

    I've been waiting on this one. My mum use to tell me that her and her friends would point to water tanks on top of buildings and tell each other bible John was hiding in there.
    Also on an even funnier note apparently so many men were questioned on suspicion of being bible John that to avoid accidently going through the same guy twice, the guys were given cards that said 'I am not bible john' 😂

    • @FahqTyrants
      @FahqTyrants Před 7 měsíci +4

      Seriously?? Cards?? 😂😂

    • @antaresx.8432
      @antaresx.8432 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Those cards are probably collectible by now😂

  • @jessicagamesyt
    @jessicagamesyt Před 6 měsíci +13

    Fun fact: Bible John was described as a man with ginger hair and blue eyes and that matched the description of my Granda and the police questioned him about the night Bible John's last victim died which was October 31st 1969 but that was also the day he got married, that was what he exactly told the police.

  • @hummerskickass
    @hummerskickass Před 7 měsíci +279

    You should do a video on Soviet serial killers. It gives you a chance to shit on communism, and talk about a very little known subject. There’s an interesting bit of history with them in about how the Soviet union would actively suppress knowledge of them which allowed serial killers to flourish in the Soviet Union.

    • @gungalgeno-7077
      @gungalgeno-7077 Před 7 měsíci +23

      The only Russian serial killer from the Soviet era I know of was the one where he saw a kid get hit by a truck as a child (which he later admitted he was aroused by) and then proceeded to kill more than like 10+ ppl on his later adult years

    • @mvb88
      @mvb88 Před 7 měsíci +13

      They could have had several serial killers in the 1800s and early 1900s, but they didn't know what a serial killer was until the 1930s off memory. So 100 murders could of been the victim of 3 people but they wore looking for 100 killers. They couldn't Imagine 1 person killing more than 1 person. America knew about them since the 1700s. About the same time America became a country.

    • @samuelleal6149
      @samuelleal6149 Před 7 měsíci +14

      bro there's a lot of videos of lavrenty beria already

    • @vandarkholme8548
      @vandarkholme8548 Před 7 měsíci +21

      I have a clear bias here but soviet and post-soviet serial killers are some of the most fascinating and terrifying ones.

    • @kevinlitton1399
      @kevinlitton1399 Před 7 měsíci +11

      The story of Andre chikatilo will make your skin crawl.

  • @thomasvanwely
    @thomasvanwely Před 7 měsíci +36

    Dankula laughing at me for living in the Netherlands was not something I expected I needed.

  • @ven173
    @ven173 Před 7 měsíci +50

    There's few sounds more satisfying than hearing the word "Murder" in a Scottish accent. Thank you!

    • @leglesseye2578
      @leglesseye2578 Před 7 měsíci

      "person" is good one also.

    • @lewisb85
      @lewisb85 Před 7 měsíci +1

      You should start watching Taggart.

    • @ihateyou8390
      @ihateyou8390 Před 7 měsíci

      Until you hear "im going to murder you" in scottish

    • @jaffa3717
      @jaffa3717 Před 3 měsíci

      More like painful

  • @awesomeface478
    @awesomeface478 Před 7 měsíci +15

    22:16 "firstly, if you live in the Netherlands," *points and laughs
    Might be the funniest joke ive heard in weeks, actually hilarious 😂

  • @generalbismark7163
    @generalbismark7163 Před 7 měsíci +59

    Lessons learned lads and lassies apparently barfing on a serial killer is a mood killer and may save your life

  • @GunFunZS
    @GunFunZS Před 7 měsíci +111

    Perfect sponsor. Every time dank comes on, my first thought is "now there's a guy I want to smell like. That would definitely make my life better."

    • @christophercleary6780
      @christophercleary6780 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I've been around him, he smells fine, fear ye not

    • @troy210
      @troy210 Před 7 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @tylersharp5751
      @tylersharp5751 Před 7 měsíci

      @@christophercleary6780Like sniffing Scottish men huh? Isn’t that a little gay?

    • @robinelliott-ni2eh
      @robinelliott-ni2eh Před 7 měsíci

      I can smell the b o through the screen.

    • @akiva1168
      @akiva1168 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@christophercleary6780does he smell like irn bru and haggis?

  • @RobertLogic
    @RobertLogic Před 7 měsíci +15

    When he said "Bears" I lost it. Wasn't expecting that at all.

  • @VersusArdua
    @VersusArdua Před 7 měsíci +200

    Good question. Certainly not Peter Tobin, anyway. Bible John is like Scotland's Zodiac killer lol

    • @tommyhill7645
      @tommyhill7645 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Except the zodiac killer probably wasn't real at least according to some new theories

    • @ShimSladyBrand
      @ShimSladyBrand Před 7 měsíci

      @@tommyhill7645according to crackheads on the internet?

    • @Ben_of_Milam_Music
      @Ben_of_Milam_Music Před 7 měsíci +40

      @@tommyhill7645 I'm sure all the dead bodies will be very comforted to know that they weren't killed by a real person

    • @tommyhill7645
      @tommyhill7645 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Ben_of_Milam_Music oh no you misunderstand, the murders happened, but the theory goes that all of them were unrelated, committed by different people with different motives ect, the ideal that they were all committed by one killer is the result of a hoax likely perpetrated by scumbag journalists

    • @justinhosbein
      @justinhosbein Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@Ben_of_Milam_Musicthe theory isn’t that nobody died, it’s that the zodiac killer was a literary invention and the “killer” was multiple people

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Před 7 měsíci +97

    My bet is he threw himself in the Clyde and never came back up. The heat was on and his description was everywhere so it was only a matter of time that the net would close, especially as his favourite hunting ground was very much closed to him so to avoid capture, he took his own life.
    But the more fun theory is he probably was the son of a wealthy family and left the country shortly after. Now if only someone with the resources could cross reference the births of such wealthy and connected sons and see who left Glasgow at the time the murders stopped and if any similar murders occurred where ever these sons settled.
    Or, and hear me out...He was a vampire with a particular taste for a certain kind of blood.

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Or he was that dudes friend who was in Norway did they say. An the cops fumbled following that lead.

    • @wyattwebb6963
      @wyattwebb6963 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Or maybe he was a vampire bear. Who knows?

    • @c.p.browne6871
      @c.p.browne6871 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Bah, if he was as into the Scriptures as they allude, there's no way he was a suicide. Anyone that ever read the Bible knows God hates a quitter.

    • @Pladderkasse
      @Pladderkasse Před 7 měsíci +1

      (puking noises)

  • @jarodjohnson1605
    @jarodjohnson1605 Před 7 měsíci +16

    How ironic... I was literally listening to the gospel of John as read by Sir David Suchet, when this notification popped up.

  • @turbostoner
    @turbostoner Před 7 měsíci +89

    I really don’t understand the romanticism involving serial killers. They evolve partially because of this

    • @gerrymcwilliam
      @gerrymcwilliam Před 7 měsíci +39

      Women I'm afraid. Romanticise anything but a nice guy. Too boring 😂

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 Před 7 měsíci

      Because the west is sick, we have been in cultural decline since post ww2.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Před 7 měsíci +7

      They get to do the things we all want to do but can't because of consequences etc. Same reason people look up to athletes, celebrities, etc. We want to experience the fun part without the punishment.

    • @pozzyvibes6997
      @pozzyvibes6997 Před 7 měsíci +20

      ​@@RT-qd8ylUm, what? Did you just describe murder as being "the fun part"? I don't know about you but I do not find the concept of murder to be fun lmao.

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@pozzyvibes6997I understand what he said. It’s just human nature we are animals that suppress our base desires because we try to be moral beings

  • @animeproblem1070
    @animeproblem1070 Před 7 měsíci +125

    I kinda want to see a madlad on Oda Nobunaga the man had one of the best replies ever to someone calling him a monster

    • @candypiker9746
      @candypiker9746 Před 7 měsíci +4

      What was his response?

    • @animeproblem1070
      @animeproblem1070 Před 7 měsíci +60

      @@candypiker9746 Not the exact quote but it's something like "I am the Demon King of the sixth Heaven come at me" basically said yes I am indeed the devil let's fight

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Mad Lad AF

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 7 měsíci +26

      ​​@@animeproblem1070rivals The poems of The Dogmeat General "Make it rain or ill bomb your mum"

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I know that name but I cannot remember from where!

  • @chartreux1532
    @chartreux1532 Před 7 měsíci +158

    Love your Content and Variety of Personalities throughout History. Keep it up!
    Also as a German PLEASE do a Mad Lad Video on: Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck
    He was a German WWI General during WWI in Africa and his Exploits are so legendary he is probably more famous in the UK than anywhere else.
    In fact respected American Historian Edwing Palmer Hoyt went so far as to write:
    "His exploits in the campaign were"the greatest single guerrilla operation in history, and the most successful".
    Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps (Yes the Berchtesgaden where your Pug would have loved to live just like a certain Austrian Painter)

    • @thisiswar9334
      @thisiswar9334 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Great pick!

    • @qlippoth13
      @qlippoth13 Před 7 měsíci

      During the 1960s, Charles Miller asked the nephew of a Schutztruppe officer, "I understand that von Lettow told Hitler to go fuck himself." The nephew responded, "That's right, except that I don't think he put it that politely." Source: Wiki-most-trusted-source-pedia

    • @StupidIsMyJob
      @StupidIsMyJob Před 7 měsíci +5

      As opposed to being a German WW1 General during WW2

    • @jbo8540
      @jbo8540 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@StupidIsMyJob at least he's not a WW1 general in WW3

    • @StupidIsMyJob
      @StupidIsMyJob Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@jbo8540 Doubt there'd be a single WW1 general who'd be alive, much less active, by the time WW3 comes out, man. My comment was just trying to point out that 'WW1' doesn't need to have been said twice for us to get it.

  • @wemakeasiansurveys4U
    @wemakeasiansurveys4U Před 7 měsíci +10

    I saw the Devil is an underrated banger of a movie. Korean cinema has so much balls and is worth getting into.

    • @psisky
      @psisky Před 7 měsíci

      I recommend Bittersweet Life, New World and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance if you haven't seen them yet. Just for starters.

  • @jesusisGod1434
    @jesusisGod1434 Před 7 měsíci +10

    I must be one of the 4 women that watch Count, I’d go to your show! For sure!

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Před 7 měsíci +79

    Dank. Please do an Absolutely Interesting episode on
    The History of MK Ultra
    The Iran-Iraq War Swamp Electrocution
    The History of Shock Sites
    The Demon Core
    The History of The Dakar Rally
    The Oradour-Sur-Glane Massacre: French village that the Nazis burned down and was never rebuilt and turned into a memorial and open air museum
    S-21 Prison: Cambodian Concentration Camp with a 99% mortality rate
    The Nazino Tragedy: Stalin’s Cannibal Island
    The Alaskan April Fools Volcano
    Zond 5: Space Probe the Soviet Union used to troll NASA
    The failed Soviet Union assassination attempts on Josip Broz Tito
    The history of Prohibition and Moonshiners
    The Ustasha: Croatian Fascist party who’s atrocities even horrified the Nazis
    The History of The Gurkha Soldiers
    Tsutomu Yamaguchi: the man that survived both atomic bombs
    The Entire Town of Cherán: Mexican town that formed Armed Militias, boogalooed, and kicked out all of it’s Street Gangs, Drug Cartels, Police Force, and Politicians
    The 2007 Moonite Panic: the time Adult Swim trolled Boston with Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters

    • @CountDankula
      @CountDankula  Před 7 měsíci +117

      I should have told you that we saw your post ages ago and we already picked a lot of good ones out of it to add to the list. We appreciate the help man thank you.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Před 7 měsíci +4

      There’s a lot to choose from here…but I personally would like to see Dankula do something on S-21. There’s a couple of videos on here, but none that go into the kind of depth I would like

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@CountDankulacan’t help myself at times Dank. Just a huge fan of your content! Hopefully Roy Benavidez is in the near future. Keep up the good work! Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

    • @saucelessbones5872
      @saucelessbones5872 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Ss liberty and the lavon affair

    • @oldgregg86.
      @oldgregg86. Před 7 měsíci

      You do them.

  • @alligatorstats
    @alligatorstats Před 7 měsíci +41

    Bible John aint the worst supervillian name he could've got

    • @jonahhex8178
      @jonahhex8178 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Could've been Rapey McMurderface.

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen Před 7 měsíci +41

    People simping over serial killers should be kept an eye on.

    • @snapman218
      @snapman218 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Fed

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 7 měsíci

      @@snapman218 Mind explaining why you think I'm a fed?

    • @GuessMyUsernameYT
      @GuessMyUsernameYT Před 7 měsíci +2

      What good would keeping and eye on them do? The women who had conjugal visits with Bundy and Ramirez didn't go on to kill anyone. They need mental help, not government surveillance.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 7 měsíci

      @@GuessMyUsernameYT Where in my comment did I mention the government?

    • @robinelliott-ni2eh
      @robinelliott-ni2eh Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@andyfriederichsenso who keeps an eye on them then?

  • @Sp3c9000
    @Sp3c9000 Před 7 měsíci +8

    As one of "the four", I sadly cannot purchase tickets for myself nor my husband since we aren't anywhere near where the shows will be held, however you have our moral support from across the pond Lol
    To those who are able to attend: I hope you all have fun and stay safe!!! ❤️

    • @dot9000
      @dot9000 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Alas, I also feel the pain of living on the wrong side of the pond this once.

  • @bobzombie4862
    @bobzombie4862 Před 7 měsíci +4

    "This one's called John. Bible John. Cos see if John here bites ye, yer gonnae need a bible"

  • @jimo9555
    @jimo9555 Před 7 měsíci +11

    my goodness i remember this well! I was 3 years old (born and bred in Glasgow) when this started. he was used as a bogie man to scare the shit out of us for years to come

  • @genericpersonalityhere5182
    @genericpersonalityhere5182 Před 7 měsíci +15

    my gran had an encounter with bible john, and was a major influence in his portrait, she was young and was targeted on the bus. she smartly got off at her stop last minute and ran home, as you could imagine it was horrifying, he sat behind her and scared the shit outta her even before bible john was in the papers, smart woman escaped the bastard

  • @elchicharron9503
    @elchicharron9503 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Someone looked at Dankula and thought his fans were big purchasers of designer fragrances.

  • @jamesfarley7535
    @jamesfarley7535 Před 7 měsíci +3

    The e-fit looks a lot like Jimmy Savile before he dyed his hair.

  • @MacerXGP
    @MacerXGP Před 7 měsíci +5

    Can't believe he ignored the opportunity to put up Ted Cruz when he mentioned the Zodiac Killer

  • @FlyingHeadbutt100
    @FlyingHeadbutt100 Před 6 měsíci +3

    You just know that, despite the sponsor, Dank smells faintly like Otto's jacket

  • @LadyLibertyBella
    @LadyLibertyBella Před 7 měsíci +14

    Dang it Dank! As 1 of the 4 gals who never miss an episode I hope you come back to America to do a show! Hope you have a great turnout though.

  • @macaroniobama
    @macaroniobama Před 7 měsíci +40

    My grandad told me about this a few years ago, he was even questioned by police as a suspect once upon a time.

    • @christophercleary6780
      @christophercleary6780 Před 7 měsíci +5

      It was definitely your grandad, what a rotter

    • @Meggzilla
      @Meggzilla Před 7 měsíci +1

      Oooh... Grandad was a baddie... I'm being silly don't mind me. I'm sure your Grandad was a good guy. No disrespect.

    • @macaroniobama
      @macaroniobama Před 7 měsíci

      Nah he was working abroad during other deaths, iirc he had been out at the barrowlands or something and having been there at the time was questioned etc.

    • @Mindboggles
      @Mindboggles Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@macaroniobama probably there dumping bodies lol

    • @bobaktxl06
      @bobaktxl06 Před 7 měsíci +3

      WE FOUND HIM BOYS!

  • @staylor3465
    @staylor3465 Před 7 měsíci +20

    You are an orator of the classic style. I would love to hear dank audiobooks.

  • @bremnersghost948
    @bremnersghost948 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Surely if he potentially has a daughter by a victim, Then a DNA test must have been conducted to see if there is a Familial link in the database?? Also worth a mention but probably not connected is that Fred West spent time in Glasgow in the late 60s, Early 70s.

    • @princebunnynutz8082
      @princebunnynutz8082 Před 6 měsíci +1

      How would you prove its Bible johns?

    • @bremnersghost948
      @bremnersghost948 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@princebunnynutz8082 Good question, Thinking about it I'm not saying the Survivor was promiscuous but Defence Lawyers could argue that the Victim had been and the kid could be anyone's not the result of a Crime, however I'm assuming that BJ was the only likely Father and in that case his DNA is likely on Familial Databases even if he died and thus managed to avoid getting caught and processed for any offences after DNA testing was brought in.

    • @princebunnynutz8082
      @princebunnynutz8082 Před 6 měsíci

      @bremnersghost948 ye that's fair

    • @bremnersghost948
      @bremnersghost948 Před 6 měsíci

      @@princebunnynutz8082 Logically, Even if a person has never had their DNA taken by Law Enforcement it's nigh on impossible to not be on the DNA databases nowadays with all the Ancestry sites

  • @spazmoidaljellyfish1277
    @spazmoidaljellyfish1277 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Some of the names here are great. Bruce forcythe becoming a dancer and les brown the police officer 😂

  • @hannahanderson6037
    @hannahanderson6037 Před 7 měsíci +115

    Hearing this case makes me genuinely think if he was a serial rapist who turned to murder when his victims were on their period as it would enrage him. Namely because as a woman I can’t imagine just casually mentioning that I’m on my period to a guy at a bar, and the odds of him only following home women on their period are astronomically low

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Might be the smartest thing I've heard yet

    • @mvb88
      @mvb88 Před 7 měsíci +27

      As a guy. It's not a question I'd ask a random woman at a bar.

    • @GrandpasRevenge43
      @GrandpasRevenge43 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@mvb88 yeah that's a wild thing to ask in any context lol

    • @pandoranbias1622
      @pandoranbias1622 Před 7 měsíci +6

      I've met guys who can tell if women are on their periods just by talking to them for a few minutes, so its 100% possible that is the case.

    • @pluto6383
      @pluto6383 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I think this is likely the case, ever since I first heard of Bible John I’m like “How would he know they’re on their period?” I go to bars with friends like once or twice a week and I have NEVER met a woman who casually told me she was on her period (nor have I ever asked, but then again I’m not a serial killer).

  • @andrewwinslow9315
    @andrewwinslow9315 Před 7 měsíci +7

    8:40 I found a clue.
    Bible John is a Rangers Fan, because no Celtic Fan quotes the bible.

  • @Tabletop_Epics
    @Tabletop_Epics Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Creaming In Her Jorts," was the name of my high school Talking Heads ska tribute band.

  • @viktorreznov8740
    @viktorreznov8740 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I'm not gonna lie that ending startled tf out of me. I didn't expect that 🤣

  • @filthycasual6619
    @filthycasual6619 Před 7 měsíci +4

    That bear joke set up and delivery 10 out of 10

  • @weedian710
    @weedian710 Před 7 měsíci +5

    It’s a great feeling coming home from a tough, rainy day at work to a new Dank video!!!

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I can't recall one of these with an open ended, unsatisfying conclusion before, but I'm glad that didn't stop Dank from covering it.

  • @jeremybain3830
    @jeremybain3830 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Dankula is by far one of my favorite people.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Před 7 měsíci +11

    It’s a strange phenomenon…I wonder why so many of us are so interested in serial killers? I’ve watched hours and hours of documentaries and videos about them personally…and I couldn’t tell you why!

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Před 7 měsíci +1

      Same reason we play GTA V... The desire to experience doing things we're not allowed to do.

    • @brick6347
      @brick6347 Před 7 měsíci +10

      It's because they're abhorrent. People are always drawn to freaks. We like to think we're more enlightened than the Victorians and it's considered rather poor taste to go and stare at someone with a physical deformity or laugh at developmentally challenged people in this day and age. But serial killers are fair game, because they're for all intents and purposes the guy next door, to varying degrees, but also very broken. This also what makes them terrifying.

    • @bobdrooples
      @bobdrooples Před 7 měsíci +4

      Netflix aren't making a series about Agnes the serial bingo cheater or Bob the freemason who parks his Jag in the disabled bays.
      They stick out. They're a character, an extreme.

  • @HotFuss-gd9qr
    @HotFuss-gd9qr Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a bear, I can confirm Bible John was definitely one of us

  • @TheAlmightyLoli
    @TheAlmightyLoli Před 7 měsíci +2

    I Saw the Devil is pure kino

  • @MinedMaker
    @MinedMaker Před 7 měsíci +42

    What I want to know more than anything else is whether they used DNA from the semen samples to confirm Isobel's paternity. If so, they could use DNA geneology databases to build a family tree like they did in the Zodiac case. Why isn't there more info on the daughter?

    • @Sarnarath
      @Sarnarath Před 7 měsíci +8

      I don't see why they don't do this more often

    • @gungalgeno-7077
      @gungalgeno-7077 Před 7 měsíci +6

      It could be that DNA geneology isn’t as widely used in other countries yet. Even in the US, it’s still in its infancy, even tho it helped us solved cases like the Boy in the Box and stuff. Maybe it just hasn’t spread to other places yet

    • @MinedMaker
      @MinedMaker Před 7 měsíci

      @@gungalgeno-7077 I did a quick google search but I couldn't actually find the name of the child (she was re-named) or what happened to her. Seems like something that would be more relevant now with new technology & methods.

    • @Andrew-hd6yx
      @Andrew-hd6yx Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@gungalgeno-7077it helped identify the Golden State Killer in recent years. Impressive. Never read the Wikipedia about him. I wish I didn’t

    • @gungalgeno-7077
      @gungalgeno-7077 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Andrew-hd6yxyeah, GSK is a different type of horrendous. At first I couldn’t believe they caught him because I remember seeing it off a a magazine cover at a supermarket and hearing conflicting reports after that. Glad they still got him tried though. Geneology has also solved some cases from the 60’s, so if this tech comes to Scotland, they could def get this case a try, even if the perp is dead.

  • @morbidbeauty_
    @morbidbeauty_ Před 7 měsíci +3

    If I wasn't in Texas, being one of your "four" female viewers, I'd be there. 😂 that outro was great. Love and light to all.

  • @jjrossitee
    @jjrossitee Před 7 měsíci +6

    Oh Dank u got me watching the entire add while i was rolling up a spliff.
    This one's for you there man, you've been with me here on so many late night video and puffing sessions. Really appreciate what you and the team are doing, keep it up, the videos are great. Thank you so very much for what you guys do.
    All the best to you, the family, and the team.

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh Před 7 měsíci +3

    I live in the area the Zodiac was active in. Once, I made the mistake of bringing up the murders with a guy who, unknown to me, actually knew one of the victims.

  • @Pfuhler455
    @Pfuhler455 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I so wish you could do a show in America. Or Western Europe besides the UK. I'd lose it if I could come to a show of yours. Great video though as always man, you're a legend and props to your team as well.

  • @richbattaglia5350
    @richbattaglia5350 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You climbed all the way to the TOP, of the silly tree and somehow hit every branch falling down with that “bears” comment you just made.

  • @benjaminwashburn8473
    @benjaminwashburn8473 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Lowkey I’ve been waiting for this case. I learned about mr. John a few years back, true Glasgow ghost.

  • @stormbourbon8379
    @stormbourbon8379 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Back in those days, sanitary pads didn't have a sticky strip; they were held in place by a "belt", not unlike a garter belt, except the straps were in a V and not down the thighs. If he slow danced with her, he may have felt it when holding her waist/hips.

  • @TheAgsAir
    @TheAgsAir Před 7 měsíci +3

    Another great Mad Lad episode. Thanks for the vid!

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 Před 7 měsíci +17

    10:35 Look I’m just gonna back up Dank’s theory here:
    Have you ever seen a Scottish Bear?
    They are sneaky mother-fukkers.
    I’m not sorry.

  • @Edmond_M
    @Edmond_M Před 7 měsíci +6

    You should do a video on a certain Norwegian black metal band

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus Před 7 měsíci +2

    They ruined the dimly lit club vibe by glowing XD
    God bless you Terry

  • @kaib.9613
    @kaib.9613 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I’m a simple guy. I see a CountDankula video, I watch it

  • @LegendofMatt
    @LegendofMatt Před 7 měsíci +5

    9k views in 33 minutes! You’re doing great work, Dank and it clearly shows!

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This John baptized people......with death.

  • @flamingwolfx
    @flamingwolfx Před 7 měsíci +2

    I’m a simple man when I see a Dank upload I watch.

  • @austinlee4156
    @austinlee4156 Před 7 měsíci

    So happy we get a new vid, ima save this so i can watch it at work tomorrow, best part of that slow drag after lunch. God bless

  • @enzoofelba
    @enzoofelba Před 7 měsíci +5

    Jihadi John’s arch nemesis

  • @thegatorhator6822
    @thegatorhator6822 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Women are attracted to serial killers because men capable of violence triggers something primal in them. They instinctually see them as capable protectors who can kill threats to the family unit. In the relative safety of modern society they don't see other men hunt often and they definitely don't see them fight off threats, so this feeling of attraction to violence is something they don't often get to feel.
    It's the same reason they instantly lose interest in a man they see lose a fight or cry in front of them.

    • @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
      @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The losing a fight thing is exactly why women should be kept away from men fighting. No matter how manly you are, sometimes you lose, and your broad is going to leave you. Such a shame.

  • @colincolin5696
    @colincolin5696 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Still the best intro on CZcams 😅

  • @kinglouie97luda
    @kinglouie97luda Před 7 měsíci +1

    When you said stop right there don’t go anywhere sit still or whatever u said idk why but I listened to you like you were my boot camp instructor like I froze and was like in my head sir yes sir. Awaiting next order sir.

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Před 7 měsíci +13

    Dank please do an Absolute Mad Lads on
    Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo
    Andrew Joseph Stack: guy harassed by the IRS so bad that he took off in his personal prop plane and 9/11’d it into the IRS’s office building
    Miguel Z-40 Treviño Morales: founding leader of the Mexican Los Zetas drug cartel
    Zeljko Arkan Raznadovic: Serbian Crime Boss and Paramilitary Leader of Arkan’s Tigers
    Alexander “The Superkiller” Solonik: Russian contract killer that had an obsession with becoming “Superhuman”.
    Viktor Bout: Russian arms dealer and REAL “Lord Of War”.
    Neall Ellis: South African Mercenary that fought off an insurgent force with his attack helicopter
    Mid-Night Club: Japanese Street-Racing gang
    ‘Mad Sam’ DeStefano: American Mobster too crazy for the Mafia
    Hiroo Onoda: Japanese Army Officer that surrendered 28 years after WW2 ended
    Bielski Partisans: Jewish Resistance Fighters that fought off the Nazis with Guerilla Warfare
    Pablo Escobar: No Introduction
    Shiro Ishii: Japanese war criminal and director of Unit 731… The Japanese Joseph Mengele
    Bob Denard: French Mercenary that tried to overthrow the Comoros Islands’s government on 4 separate occasion
    Mark Marek: founder of BestGore
    Witold Pilecki: Polish Intelligence and Resistance Officer that voluntarily imprisoned himself into Auschwitz.
    Idi Amin: definitely no Introduction needed!

    • @MrFox-wn5jt
      @MrFox-wn5jt Před 7 měsíci +3

      Unit 731 is long overdue the Mad Lads treatment.

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@MrFox-wn5jt Amen! Fortunately Dank has replied in my other comment and added them to the list.

    • @MrFox-wn5jt
      @MrFox-wn5jt Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Mach5Johnny Excellent! I look forward to him having to censor practically everything because the subject matter is darker than an Umberto Lenzi marathon lol!

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@MrFox-wn5jt I pray he doesn’t have to resort to censoring his videos for the most part! Hahaha

    • @MrFox-wn5jt
      @MrFox-wn5jt Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Mach5Johnny Me too, but CZcams will be CZcams lol. Tbh though, I've read a fair bit about 731 - i'm not entirely sure I want to see too many photos. Men Behind the Sun has been on my watch list for about a decade lol.

  • @robwatson3027
    @robwatson3027 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Fred West lived in Glasgow for a while around that time. Had an ice cream van, iirc, and eventually was chased out by the locals for interfering with young girls. He made his way back to Gloucester, and the rest is history....

    • @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879
      @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Good point but I don't think Fred West would have come across as well dressed, well spoken and I don't imagine he would have been able to quote the Bible.

    • @robwatson3027
      @robwatson3027 Před 6 měsíci

      @@theallouryesterdaysroutine5879 Quite agree, but it's just an odd little crossover..

    • @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879
      @theallouryesterdaysroutine5879 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@robwatson3027 Yeah, definitely

  • @jpcrowley5129
    @jpcrowley5129 Před 6 měsíci

    Great stuff Dank. Thanks to you and your team

  • @newman15x
    @newman15x Před 7 měsíci +1

    Scentbird: we need to advertise our perfume.
    I know let's use CZcams.
    Hmmmm this guy looks like he baths in a dirty lake let's use him.

  • @irstat1c383
    @irstat1c383 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I always felt that Peter Tobin was a viable suspect, based on his background and moving pattern.

  • @Harrock
    @Harrock Před 7 měsíci +13

    Biblically accurate John be like :

  • @SmithW-er5do
    @SmithW-er5do Před 7 měsíci +1

    "BEARS!" LMAO!

  • @yorkshirecoastadventures1657
    @yorkshirecoastadventures1657 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Entertaining and factual as ever.
    Been watching The Reckoning. I've mentioned it on here before,but Peter Jaconelli needs the Count Dankula treatment.

  • @KILLSMASH
    @KILLSMASH Před 7 měsíci +3

    Dank, can we get a Mad Lads on the many heroes of Texas' Independence from Mexico?

  • @Alan7997
    @Alan7997 Před 7 měsíci +16

    The cops should get in touch with 23andme or some other DNA ancestry site and compare his DNA with any relatives he might have, even a 3rd or 4th cousin would be a good lead.

  • @SammyPfoten95
    @SammyPfoten95 Před 7 měsíci +2

    22:16
    As a german who lives close to the dutch border and has dutch friends this greatly amuses me. 😂👍

  • @callmecharlie0498
    @callmecharlie0498 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm still waiting for Absolute Mad Lads - The ATF

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 7 měsíci +10

    The fact Count didnt make ""absolute mad lads" and actually asks a question feels so surreal

  • @AGT410
    @AGT410 Před 7 měsíci +4

    But before we get started, this video is brought to you by our new sponsor... Just For Men

  • @Elxmo
    @Elxmo Před 7 měsíci

    "Runnin' aboot like wee fannies" that got me, that brought out my Scottish ancestors from like 200 years ago, my ginger beard tingled, I felt it in me bloody soul man. Ya wee fanny.

  • @mark1h2023
    @mark1h2023 Před 7 měsíci +3

    And his friends Torah John and Quran John 😂

  • @keaganthegreat
    @keaganthegreat Před 7 měsíci +8

    *Insert homophobic slur of your choice here*
    Have fun lads...

  • @halo2d
    @halo2d Před 7 měsíci

    I just wanted to say thanks Dank

  • @sirpainter1
    @sirpainter1 Před 7 měsíci

    Your like a mushroom, a fungi, a Fun Guy! Thanks for the giggle from Wyoming.

  • @alexlaw1892
    @alexlaw1892 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I don't know if I can condemn this man. He seemed to be doing the world a favor by going after the boomer equivalent of a 304...

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Před 7 měsíci +5

    -Serial killer
    -About 6 foot tall
    Hey, I know this pattern!
    🎩
    🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @elizabethbroughton9797
    @elizabethbroughton9797 Před 7 měsíci

    I’ll come to your show when you tour Australia, down under 🇦🇺

  • @trekennedy4954
    @trekennedy4954 Před 7 měsíci

    another banger thank you dank