ARCTIC DOGS Review: A $47,000,000 Failure & Worst Animated Movie of 2019 (@RebelTaxi)

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    Everyone is just talking about Sakurai showing of Terry Bogard and I'm here talking about this movie. When is Terry gonna be available. I want Sub Zero and Fulgore already.

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  • @RebelTaxi
    @RebelTaxi  Před 4 lety +1751

    Was working on a Thanksgiving vid for the controversy behind FREE BIRDS The movie. If this vid does really well like 150,000 views in 24 hours I'll dump it out as soon as it's done. I dunno I'm awake at 3am.
    Working on new Pan Animations. Sorry I don't show up as much recently.

    • @meat2023
      @meat2023 Před 4 lety +46

      Take ya time fam don't over work yourself

    • @boiz6435
      @boiz6435 Před 4 lety +12

      You take as much time as you need

    • @devinwillamowski8671
      @devinwillamowski8671 Před 4 lety +5

      HOW IS YOUR COMMENT FROM 6 HOURS AGO

    • @meat2023
      @meat2023 Před 4 lety +7

      @@devinwillamowski8671 you can upload before you release it

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 Před 4 lety +2

      That diddy kong racing music
      👍

  • @frankbutch323
    @frankbutch323 Před 4 lety +3151

    I like how Renner is in the biggest film of all time and one of the lowest grossing films ever. Man has range

  • @Yoshimaniac
    @Yoshimaniac Před 4 lety +540

    looks like that cold brew didn’t hit

  • @LanceThumping
    @LanceThumping Před 4 lety +854

    All I had to hear was "smells like the planet made a poopy" to realize that the movie industry had made a poopy.

    • @JollyJuiice
      @JollyJuiice Před 4 lety +72

      *UH OH*
      *STINKY*

    • @volcanicred9078
      @volcanicred9078 Před 4 lety +46

      every kid's movie ever: poopy
      kids: HAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAAA

    • @nexusthefireyspirit7877
      @nexusthefireyspirit7877 Před 4 lety +27

      Industry: uh oh poopy
      Kids:Haha Haha they think they can make jokes

    • @cronch9716
      @cronch9716 Před 4 lety +12

      Children: *WHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEE*

    • @TECfan1
      @TECfan1 Před 4 lety +4

      Yea I think this movie was just a random small toot that Hollywood accidentally made. 🎥💨

  • @ManaAdvent
    @ManaAdvent Před 4 lety +719

    It's like what happens when Zootopia and Balto were put in a blender and Norm of the North crapped in it.

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger Před 4 lety +2132

    Why do all of these bottom-of-the-bin animated movie plots amount to
    "I want to do thing!"
    "You can't do thing because reasons!"
    "Oh yeah? I'll show you!"

    • @Goblinoid-o
      @Goblinoid-o Před 4 lety +235

      MariktheGunslinger because it’s very easy to write

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 Před 4 lety +204

      The same reason why every other movie removes cartoon animals from their unique fantasy worlds and dumps them in our boring real world
      Smurfs, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Woody Woodpecker, Sonic....

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 Před 4 lety +44

      I was going to say that this plot is at least as old as 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' in 1939, but now I'm wondering if that might actually be the originator of the trope.

    • @wolfdwarf
      @wolfdwarf Před 4 lety +85

      @@lanceturley7745 Nope, the originator of the trope would be old tragedy tales. I want to the be the king. I want to marry her. You can't. I'll show you. It's older than modernity buds.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 Před 4 lety +19

      @@wolfdwarf Ehh... I'll agree that most fiction links back to the old stories you refer to, as conflict generally boils down to characters wanting what they don't have, but I'd argue that this particular trope is a more specific example.

  • @TheRockyCrowe
    @TheRockyCrowe Před 4 lety +751

    Why did it cost 47 MILL to make a movie that looks like it’s straight out of 2005???

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Před 4 lety +267

      I'm betting the celebrity voices cost more than the animation itself

    • @TheRockyCrowe
      @TheRockyCrowe Před 4 lety +55

      RebelTaxi sadly that is probably the most accurate answer. Damn. Wish I could get paid millions to voice a generic cartoon character! 😂

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 Před 4 lety +20

      Same story as Food Fight: a buttload of celebrities and development hell constantly changing the product

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive Před 4 lety +1

      Well as some animated projects have shown they are made exclusively to get rich off investors by the people involved.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 4 lety

      @@islandboy9381 They likely just didn't have much money leftover for the animation. At least it's a step above Norm of the North, though that's not saying much. It's good design-wise, but the actual animation is just standard.

  • @NatureChannelEnclave
    @NatureChannelEnclave Před 4 lety +386

    Something scummy from Russia.
    In Russia, the name of this movie was translated as "Guardians of the Arctic".
    In Russian, the word "Arctic" is quite similar to the Russian word for Galaxy, which is "Galactika" (Arctiki - Galactiki).
    The people who localized this movie tried to force an immediate association with "Guardians of the Galaxy".

    • @NatureChannelEnclave
      @NatureChannelEnclave Před 4 lety +51

      Russian localization, unfortunately, is known for taking a lot of liberties when translating movies. They do fail with the most popular one because of the online backlash - the example being them translating Captain America: Civil War as Fall of the Avengers.
      As for the desperation on Russian, well, trying to say that will most likely break your tongue, but it's "Otchayanie"

    • @crow9149
      @crow9149 Před 4 lety +4

      I wonder what they did with the Russian stereotype elk.

    • @NatureChannelEnclave
      @NatureChannelEnclave Před 4 lety +7

      Can't really say, since I've only seen the trailer and she doesn't have nuclear accent anymore.

    • @Ajzan1
      @Ajzan1 Před 4 lety +12

      In Poland this movie is called "Śnieżna Paczka" which can translated as "Snow Pack". The word 'Paczka" can either mean the package or group of friends.

    • @VSaccount
      @VSaccount Před 4 lety +6

      just sounds like the translator wanted to make a joke, finland has had titles like that too, dark knight is yön ritari (knight of the night) and some christmas movie on netflix is jouluyön ritari (knight of the christmas night)

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Před 4 lety +486

    I'm guessing they spent all of their money on the vocal talent, making this 2019's answer to Rapsittie Street Kids

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 Před 4 lety +70

      That's unfortunately common for animated films. Studios are convinced their movies won't go over at all without celebrities attached to them.

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Před 4 lety +14

      at least Alec as a polar bear is better than......
      *Vietnam war flashbacks of norm of the north*

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 Před 4 lety +1

      Or Doogal.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 Před 4 lety

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Scrubquotes? Never heard of them

    • @ghidorbruh7140
      @ghidorbruh7140 Před 4 lety

      Rapsittie cried out a question, and Arctic Dogs was the answer.

  • @justsomeponywithamustache8731

    Jeremy Renner was in the highest grossing film of all time
    Jeremy Renner was in the lowest grossing film of all time

    • @camudorrants7139
      @camudorrants7139 Před 4 lety +99

      Macaroni Zero it balances out

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ Před 4 lety +131

      @@camudorrants7139 as all things should be.

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 Před 4 lety +62

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Před 4 lety +39

      In the same year.

    • @mk1k
      @mk1k Před 4 lety +3

      Pretty sure the fanatic did worse... right?

  • @immortal_discard4293
    @immortal_discard4293 Před 4 lety +1500

    When the cold brew hits
    Bottom Text

  • @bigbrainanime9485
    @bigbrainanime9485 Před 4 lety +547

    When that cold brew hits:
    *[Image of multiple Squiwards getting up from their theater chairs]*

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters Před 4 lety +151

    I swear these CG animal movies with high budgets and no marketing come out of nowhere.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre Před 4 lety +1801

    "The love interest who will be the victim of furry artists"
    Nope, if the Cats teaser was anything to go by is that furries got standards.

    • @RyuSpike
      @RyuSpike Před 4 lety +151

      The fox running around naked however...

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 Před 4 lety +163

      Professionals have standards

    • @muggz7752
      @muggz7752 Před 4 lety +101

      The girl is literally just a fox,no character no body no nothing

    • @Fitzy_Fitz
      @Fitzy_Fitz Před 4 lety +53

      shadman however

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 Před 4 lety +128

      Bad writing is irrelevant. As long as the characters are cute, they're getting art. At least a little.

  • @ZayZenBlaze
    @ZayZenBlaze Před 4 lety +733

    Arctic Dogs looks like either a Direct to DVD movie, or a movie that would have been released in the mid 2000s. It SHOULD NOT have been made and released in 2019.....

    • @andrewortiz1703
      @andrewortiz1703 Před 4 lety +44

      Yeah it's like something you'd see at RedBox

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 Před 4 lety +6

      Quit talking about Norm of the North and talk about Arctic Dogs!

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. Před 4 lety +11

      It looks like a Chinese ripoff

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 Před 4 lety

      Made and released? Sure. Released in almost 3000 theaters? Hell no!

    • @christianj252
      @christianj252 Před 4 lety +1

      Y4123 so it’s like the pretense of Bee Movie where main character wants to show how beefy he is, only much much worse

  • @terraformthesun2896
    @terraformthesun2896 Před 4 lety +149

    Wow, even the studio that made this sounds really generic.
    “Entertainment Studios”

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 3 lety +12

      They only distributed it. The companies that made it are: AMBI Media Group
      , AIC Studios, Assemblage Entertainment, and Iervolino Entertainment. Ironically, ES was founded by Byron Allen, and one of their subsidiaries includes The Weather Channel.

    • @Pinka13
      @Pinka13 Před 3 lety +12

      They're owned by Company Corporation. Which also owns Food Eats Inc and Play Toys Co. 😊

    • @yo2992
      @yo2992 Před 3 lety +3

      "entertainment"

  • @falloutfr3ak
    @falloutfr3ak Před 4 lety +117

    I feel like this combined with the closing of the Jeremy Renner app and the details of his divorce make me wonder when Jeremy's finally gonna snap

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover Před 4 lety +1

      Isn’t he already “cancelled” on Twitter or something lmao

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 4 lety +4

      @LunaLover Dear god, this really is the 2010's equivalent of Foodfight!

  • @theluigifan1
    @theluigifan1 Před 4 lety +1260

    It would seem we have not learned from the past.
    [[Flashbacks to Norm of the North]]

    • @adriannaranjo4397
      @adriannaranjo4397 Před 4 lety +63

      Let the past die
      Kill it, if you have to

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 4 lety +13

      haha, this was my literal first thought as well.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Před 4 lety +21

      @@adriannaranjo4397
      Those who don't learn from the past, are doomed to repeat it.

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 Před 4 lety +2

      theluigifan1 Funny you mention that.
      “Assemblage Entertainment”

    • @SomeGuy-tr2hi
      @SomeGuy-tr2hi Před 4 lety +23

      2016: Shitty Polar Bear Movie
      2019: Shitty Arctic Fox Movie
      2022: Shitty Seal Movie
      Calling it now

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 Před 4 lety +2428

    Pan its still November why the Christmas theme.
    Did the cold brew hit you that hard?

  • @ventlight4218
    @ventlight4218 Před 4 lety +375

    Why are the worst animated film failures always revolve around an artic scenery?

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 Před 4 lety +119

      It got a cold reception.

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober Před 4 lety +79

      Maybe it's a setting that's easier to animate in?

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 4 lety +51

      this was made by the same people that did norm of the north

    • @ventlight4218
      @ventlight4218 Před 4 lety +21

      Grzegorz Dziedzic exactly what I mean. The worst of animation.

    • @user-vv7wu8rc8w
      @user-vv7wu8rc8w Před 4 lety +28

      Because lazy creators don't want to work on backgrounds much.

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Před 4 lety +45

    My sister was in the theatre with me for Toy story 4 and a commercial for this came on and she said that she was afraid that furries were gonna have a field day with this and called the main character a twink

    • @silverrubymoon3574
      @silverrubymoon3574 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I was so confused when reading this, because my mind somehow misread that your sister was 4, and I was like: “There’s no way a small child talks like that.”

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@silverrubymoon3574 nah she’s like 25 lol

  • @FlamingoRadio_
    @FlamingoRadio_ Před 4 lety +584

    I’m really glad that Cold Brew meme hit harder than the whole film.

    • @daveraschke
      @daveraschke Před 4 lety +3

      Why is there an army of you all over the place

    • @CurlyFry306
      @CurlyFry306 Před 4 lety +7

      Dave Raschke Because they’re drones who don’t know what good animation is

    • @xtensioncordtv1969
      @xtensioncordtv1969 Před 4 lety +7

      Its funnier and more relevant to society than this entire film

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 Před 2 lety +5

      if that meme was created in 2021, then the titles would look like:
      "wen dat cold brew hit 🥶🥶🥶🥵 "

    • @FlamingoRadio_
      @FlamingoRadio_ Před 2 lety

      @@TheDankBoi69
      “Fr bruh it really do be doh 💀🗿”

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip Před 4 lety +773

    Shows Pan still needs to talk about:
    1. Out of jimmy’s head
    2. Dragon Hunters
    3. Kirby right back at ya

    • @ryancarless7921
      @ryancarless7921 Před 4 lety +29

      I'd add a Loonatics video too.

    • @Flip-a-dip-dip
      @Flip-a-dip-dip Před 4 lety +6

      Ryan Carless He’s talked about that a lot already but yeah its own dedicated video would be nice

    • @TheGreatRenbox
      @TheGreatRenbox Před 4 lety +4

      Add The Dententionaire to that.

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 Před 4 lety +4

      I'd like Dragon Hunters more if they didn't reuse entire scenes.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 4 lety +2

      Dragon hunters tho.

  • @gummyboi7544
    @gummyboi7544 Před 4 lety +51

    I'll give this movie one thing....
    "Is it fair that ex-husband run off with Elk 10 years younger? No!"

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 Před 4 lety +219

    This isn't your average, everyday throwing away of millions upon millions of dollars when so many have so little.
    This is _advanced_ throwing away of millions upon millions of dollars when so many have so little.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Před 4 lety +1

      I guess this hit ROCK BOTTOM!

    • @PS-eu5gf
      @PS-eu5gf Před 4 lety

      MissAshley42 dislike

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober Před 4 lety

      I can't 👅 understand 👅 your accent. 👅

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 Před 4 lety +970

    All the budget went to the voice actors who have no business doing voice overs

  • @goldylover1000
    @goldylover1000 Před 4 lety +329

    I knew this movie was gonna be a generic kids film when I saw that standee at the theater it literally looks like another norm of the north

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Před 4 lety +6

      at least is better than monster family (inconsistent writing), where comes the Grump (Zelda ripoff) and Lido un avetura de sete vidas

    • @IncorrectHB
      @IncorrectHB Před 4 lety +2

      The people who made this made Norm the of North

    • @goldylover1000
      @goldylover1000 Před 4 lety +1

      HB FS the weird thing is I literally found that out after i posted my comment it’s that generic

  • @kiracaroso
    @kiracaroso Před 4 lety +150

    "The love interest who will be the victim of furry artists"
    No pan. She is FAR to generic. No personality plus being in a bad movie, plus generic design means that she has close to no draw for people to draw her. She is far to low down on the totem pole for most artists to draw her except if they are commissioned, and that is unlikely, or for the memes, which I will admit, is fairly likely.

    • @musicimusthave
      @musicimusthave Před 4 lety +1

      @jbiehlable ^ He's right you know

    • @girlgamer6678
      @girlgamer6678 Před 4 lety +3

      Kira Caroso dude is your fursona the cat from the "meow meow nigga" thing? Like an asian guys going through a furry convention and there's these stock images of furries who are meowing and then at the end theres this black panther looking furry who in a deep voice says "meow meow nigga" and the guy screams

    • @cirlu_bd
      @cirlu_bd Před 4 lety

      to many to's badly written, try again later Kira Caroso.

    • @thesolidestsnake
      @thesolidestsnake Před 3 lety +4

      So you cant draw Lewd furry of a generic design character in a bad movie... So why do people make Alpha and omega art?

    • @MoonLoonie69
      @MoonLoonie69 Před 2 lety +1

      You poor dumb soul....you haven't been to FurAffinity, haven't you?

  • @Lightheart3596
    @Lightheart3596 Před 4 lety +220

    Fun Fact: Jeremy Renner has a band that sounds exactly like Imagine Dragons (in a very dad band sort of way). It's very surreal. He even had an app for all his fans that looked like a ripoff of Instagram that was just centered around Jeremy. It was fuckin weird.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 Před 4 lety +31

      That app reminds me of that Christina Aguilera program from 2000 that had you make collages of just her photos, neon 90s backgrounds, "dream cards" you earn from filling out questionnaires within the program, and "stickers". LGR and PushingupRoses did a review of that program. It's surreal.
      Oh, and you cannot print out the collages.

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss Před 4 lety +15

      The review Danny Gonzalez and Drew Golden did for Jeremy Renner's app is gold. It stole $40 from Drew that he never managed to get back.

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober Před 4 lety +9

      I'm guessing Jeremy has a lot more in common with his character here than we all realize...

    • @T3KNUG3T5
      @T3KNUG3T5 Před 4 lety +3

      @@knightofoctober didnt Jeremy also threaten to kill his family recently or somethin

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 Před 4 lety +138

    *All Caps Red Tittle* : Exists
    *Crappy CG movies* : I'll take your entire stock

  • @lightyearpig12
    @lightyearpig12 Před 4 lety +51

    From the movie that beat Avatar to an even bigger failure than Delgo and The Oogieloves combined. Jeremy Renner sure had a ride this year.

    • @splinky9226
      @splinky9226 Před rokem

      And now Avatar is back to being the highest-grossing movie of all time

  • @Rosales3269
    @Rosales3269 Před 4 lety +39

    It looks like something just sitting at the Walgreens redbox. Something that is supposed to look like a knockoff of another movie. Something from N Circle. You get my point.

  • @Aodhs_Ember
    @Aodhs_Ember Před 4 lety +337

    The designer for TDI worked on this, and you don't reference the theme song when making the point everyone just wants to be famous? Missed opportunity, mate.

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou Před 4 lety +378

    When you make a movie that hits both the child and the furry market yet both have higher standards.
    That has to sting a little.

    • @andrewsigler7437
      @andrewsigler7437 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey, it's you. You fell off the earth what happened?

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Před 4 lety +3

      If you think this is a bad furry movie, I challenge you to watch Lido un avetura de sete vidas

    • @djdragondrawer9339
      @djdragondrawer9339 Před 4 lety +14

      Okay, but did it hit harder than the cold brew?

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 Před 4 lety +2

      @@djdragondrawer9339 That ad sure did, yes.

    • @binto-ht7gz
      @binto-ht7gz Před 4 lety +1

      @brandon roberts professionals have *standards.*

  • @josephattwell1006
    @josephattwell1006 Před 4 lety +18

    1:01
    In the studios eyes, the film lost even more than that. Roughly half of the money a film makes goes to the theaters. Sometimes it is more, sometimes it is less, but generally, it ends up being a 50/50 split between the studio and the theaters (side note, for this reason films usually need to make double their budget to break even). So the studio only got $1.5 million from their $50 million investment.

  • @koopatroopa3164
    @koopatroopa3164 Před 4 lety +32

    When that homebrew hits.
    *Wii freezing sound*

    • @T3KNUG3T5
      @T3KNUG3T5 Před 4 lety +3

      Thanks for giving me war flashbacks

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 Před 3 lety

      me: puts sd card in at the wrong speed
      wii: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @anormalguy9320
    @anormalguy9320 Před 4 lety +308

    So THIS is the animated movie that Saberspark was talking about in his post.

    • @camudorrants7139
      @camudorrants7139 Před 4 lety +4

      A normal Guy huh I only do CZcams with these guys

    • @Evan.280
      @Evan.280 Před 4 lety +11

      Can't wait for the clickbait with an awful video to boot!

    • @amberschroer3637
      @amberschroer3637 Před 4 lety +1

      hello fellow fan of both!

    • @uelssom
      @uelssom Před 4 lety +9

      Evan Smith yeah, i dont really like that guy, but youtubes algorithm seems to love him
      For me hes just the generic reviewer that was the stlye of 99% of channel awesome. I mean, it was fine for 2009ish but i grew out of that (alongside other reviewrs that i still apreciate).
      Pan really developed his own style and work flow for content, which is backed up for his knowledge of animation and the animation industry

    • @amberschroer3637
      @amberschroer3637 Před 4 lety

      uelssom interesting

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +400

    Hears that a fox takes his clothes off...
    Rule 34: *heavy breathing intensifies*

  • @DarknessViper99
    @DarknessViper99 Před 4 lety +57

    I thought this was one of those throwaway Chinese movies.

  • @supersonicguy556
    @supersonicguy556 Před 4 lety +106

    WHEN THAT COLD BREW HITS

  • @yes5937
    @yes5937 Před 4 lety +60

    I saw the poster in front of an AMC just yesterday when watching Joker..
    I immediately knew Pan was gonna destroy this stupid film and it made my morning

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Před 4 lety +2

      Equinox we can thank joker destroy the movie at the box office but terminator dark fate,got destroyed by joker at the box office

    • @CurlyFry306
      @CurlyFry306 Před 4 lety +1

      Good for you, you had one morning made out of your miserable existence

    • @yes5937
      @yes5937 Před 3 lety

      @@CurlyFry306 Hah, existence is awesome nerd go cry about it on twitter

  • @Deform-2024
    @Deform-2024 Před 4 lety +97

    I will never get why people celebrate Christmas this early.

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Před 4 lety +5

      Deform 2019 and my reason why terminator dark fate came out a day after Halloween instead of releasing around the summertime

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp Před 4 lety +9

      Because Christmas is a great holiday, fun time, and Thanksgiving is for colonizers

    • @batmenace15
      @batmenace15 Před 4 lety +5

      Because movie studios need something to boost the end of their Q3 profits

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Před 4 lety +9

      @@king_big_pp yeah my family still celebrating Thanksgiving,so am I a colonizing?

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 Před 4 lety +14

      Idk, people start celebrating earlier and earlier every year. I like Christmas as much as the next guy, but its like we forget about Thanksgiving until the end of the month.
      I guess the holiday that makes you be thankful for everything you have isn't as popular as the one that just gives you free stuff.

  • @CometX-ing
    @CometX-ing Před 4 lety +75

    From Avengers to Artic dogs. Jeremy Renner has experienced both Sky High and Rock Bottom all in the same year.

    • @CurlyFry306
      @CurlyFry306 Před 4 lety +4

      Avengers is garbage.

    • @CometX-ing
      @CometX-ing Před 4 lety +6

      CurlyFry306 cool.

    • @brysonsirus7747
      @brysonsirus7747 Před 4 lety

      CurlyFry306
      You’re mistaking Avengers with your life. Don’t go around calling things garbage like a stubborn little b*tch.

    • @xxtokyoxx8394
      @xxtokyoxx8394 Před 4 lety +1

      Bryson Sirus aww, the kid thinks he’s tough. Fuck you dude, let people have their opinions you inconsiderate fucktard.

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 Před 3 lety

      he went from sky high to blasting past rock bottom

  • @GarbageDayProductions
    @GarbageDayProductions Před 4 lety +242

    Hey at least it ain't Delgo

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Před 4 lety +61

      When I heard this bombed, I was thinking "Isn't this month like the 10th anniversary of Delgo?" but no, it's more like 11th minus 1 month since Delgo came out in December

    • @zuppoblitz6627
      @zuppoblitz6627 Před 4 lety +5

      RebelTaxi So when’s that fucking Delgo documentary son?

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 4 lety +3

      Bad news: *PEOPLE ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THOSE THAT TREAT DELGO LIKE IT HAS LESS CREDIT THAN IT DESERVES.* I found out because someone raged at PhantomStrider for praising Diego, and some Rabid Fanbase ASSimilation Army-praising defender of the most hated movies like Foodfight!, Strange Magic, Elf Bowling: The Movie, Happily N’Ever After 2, Eight Crazy Nights and
      et cetera et cetera berated WatchMojo for putting DELGO on this list. And they got praise for it! Talk about very overpraised cyber bullies!

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu Před 4 lety +51

    Know your place, straight to dvd!

    • @bolbyballinger
      @bolbyballinger Před 4 lety +3

      They were probably feeling cocky after Norm of the North made a bit of money.

  • @GPischke
    @GPischke Před 4 lety +15

    Between the Ice Age sequels, Norm of the North and now Arctic Dogs, I'm afraid that animated movies about arctic animals have been ruined forever.

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 Před 4 lety +55

    I honestly feel really bad for Alec Baldwin, he has a lot of talent and yet he's always in trash.

    • @vanille0378
      @vanille0378 Před 4 lety +10

      I was thinking the same thing. Sick

    • @gachapinCUEVA
      @gachapinCUEVA Před 4 lety +4

      He was in Motherless Brooklyn, so all is good.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 3 lety +1

      Not always. Motherless Brooklyn, JOKER, BlacKkKlansman, Mission Impossible: Fallout, Pixie, the list goes on really.

  • @pashedmotatoes877
    @pashedmotatoes877 Před 4 lety +44

    This movie is just Rock Dog with more winter theming, wow

  • @joemama151
    @joemama151 Před 4 lety +56

    When that cold brew hits
    Alexa play Komm Susser Todd

  • @RyuSpike
    @RyuSpike Před 4 lety +28

    Have to feel bad for Jade's character in this film. It sounds like she got the short end of the stick by being labeled a bad guy just because she was tricked by the villain. The "hero" doing most of that blaming despite him also being tricked by the same villain does not help. That stupid hypocrite.

  • @marshahammack4503
    @marshahammack4503 Před 4 lety +7

    "is it fair that husband runs off with elk 10 years younger NO"
    the only funny part i remember

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 4 lety +41

    This just looks like something that was made in 2008.

    • @ikenwosu6837
      @ikenwosu6837 Před 4 lety +10

      Even the logo itself looks like it came from 2008 itself.

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 Před 4 lety +10

      True, it looks like a low budget CG movie from 2008, and the animation still would have looked a decade out of date even back then.

  • @lizardlord4k
    @lizardlord4k Před 4 lety +54

    It's January already? I don't even remember Christmas

  • @watermelon918
    @watermelon918 Před 4 lety +8

    *WHEN THAT COLD BREW HITS*
    more like when that bankruptcy hits

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 4 lety +1

      I have a feeling the cast is going to be hit by the cold brew a lot as they try to forget this movie.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 Před 4 lety +25

    Q: "Why'd you use an ad bumper from the TNT channel?"
    A: "Because this movie bombed."

  • @Grim_Pinata
    @Grim_Pinata Před 4 lety +62

    Once again for a big budget CGI kid's film, I find the 2D concept art to be way more visually pleasing than the final product.
    The angular designs and sharp edges look great there, but are barely noticeable when translated into the third dimension. It just looks... like a 3D kid's film, y'know?
    Not saying 3D can't do what 2D can, as Spiderverse and Laika films prove, but in general, I've always found 2D films to be more "out there" with what they can do visually.
    Ah, whatever. My #1 wish is for the animation industry to finally look back to the 2000s and bring the thick-outlined geometric style from shows like Powerpuff or Clone High back. I fucking love that style, and while the style was originally developed for budgetary reasons, I'm confident that if it were given the backing of a large studio, it'd look phenomenal.

    • @DiarraHarris
      @DiarraHarris Před 4 lety +3

      Laika is Stop-Motion.

    • @Grim_Pinata
      @Grim_Pinata Před 4 lety +1

      @@DiarraHarris Indeed, but my point is that even movies in the third dimension can have a ton of unique stylization when done right, and Laika's ability to do that with stop-motion, probably the most limited and hardest to manage form of animation, is further proof.

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 Před 4 lety +1

      There should be more characters in 3D movies that are animated like Flint Lockwood

    • @binto-ht7gz
      @binto-ht7gz Před 4 lety

      This post was made by CEL animation gang
      Edit: in association with 2000s style gang

    • @binto-ht7gz
      @binto-ht7gz Před 4 lety +1

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Ok boomer. I just like the aesthetic of cel ya know.

  • @dominiquewilson6499
    @dominiquewilson6499 Před 4 lety +40

    This movie is so bad, even Furries won't yiff to.

  • @anonymoususer208
    @anonymoususer208 Před 4 lety +11

    the Evangelion ending music is perfect for the world crushing themes

  • @LermaBean
    @LermaBean Před 4 lety +69

    When that cold brew hits
    *Drops to the floor due to drinking cyanide*

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 4 lety

      "When that cold brew hits."
      As I drop to the floor, my insides being destroyed by liquid nitrogen, I smile and say:
      "Better than watching Arctic Dogs!"

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Před 4 lety +80

    Funny that this movie wants to rip off Zootopia and yet completely fails at its attempt at social commentary. XD

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos Před 4 lety +16

      ​@brandon roberts Exactly, it was woven into the story because that's what it was about. This felt like it was trying to capitalize on the zeitgeist of a specific time, and as usual when lighthearted family movie attempt this, it's exceptionally tone-deaf.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 Před 4 lety +9

      That's because social commentary requires effort.

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos Před 4 lety

      @Lalo Landa I disagree.

    • @CurlyFry306
      @CurlyFry306 Před 4 lety

      zOoTopIA RIpoFF
      You’ll still be saying that in 20 years

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 Před 4 lety +2

      You implying that Zootopia has any deep meaningful social commentary outside of probably just vaguely touching upon on some similar issues we have today without going any deeper?

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine Před 4 lety +16

    I remember that I was wanting to see this because it had such a high-profile cast and a decent budget, so I assumed it would at least be ok. Suddenly I'm glad that no theater around me had this playing.

  • @aus5405
    @aus5405 Před 4 lety +18

    So we’re just not going to talk about house the villain looks like the villain from monsters inc?

  • @futuremiIf
    @futuremiIf Před 4 lety +35

    So *that’s* what happened to Jeremy Renner after he lost his app

  • @ngokumetsu4107
    @ngokumetsu4107 Před 4 lety +97

    As if anyone was expecting this movie to be good.
    Also before That ninja or moustache boi gets here:
    **insert random jojoke**

    • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
      @justsomeponywithamustache8731 Před 4 lety +4

      Justin Y.?

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ Před 4 lety +4

      I mean, there's bad and then there's "literally worse than Mars meets moms". You really gotta try to be the latter.

    • @lixaxil8416
      @lixaxil8416 Před 4 lety

      Sorry for the unrelated comment but... an Akumetsu fan?! Nice, it’s so underrated!

  • @redgrapes7546
    @redgrapes7546 Před 4 lety +12

    Assuming the tickets cost an average of $8, then more people have subscribed to Pan than have seen this movie.

  • @rabbitcoke
    @rabbitcoke Před 4 lety +19

    i remember seeing a poster for this a little while ago and i was positive it was in the norm of the north cinematic universe

  • @BrickBuster2552
    @BrickBuster2552 Před 4 lety +20

    "Top Dog"
    I'm pretty sure the term is "Primo Mafioso".

  • @rocketlollie499
    @rocketlollie499 Před 4 lety +16

    4:38 wow that joke was hit or miss

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna Před 4 lety +14

    This is a good case for why a Direct to DVD movie should stay a Direct to DVD movie.

  • @anueutsuho7425
    @anueutsuho7425 Před 4 lety +27

    I was in a bad mood and then I see "WHEN THAT COLD BREW HITS". It's so unfunny it's funny.

  • @duck7322
    @duck7322 Před 4 lety +14

    Animation: Good
    Cold Brew: Hitting Hard
    Everything Else About This Movie: Terrible

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 4 lety +82

    When that Cold Brew Hits"(More like when that cold Brew Shits)
    - Artic Dogs

  • @PlastiGomi
    @PlastiGomi Před 4 lety +13

    when will company's understand that relatable advertising pulls more people away from something more

  • @cherriegetison6093
    @cherriegetison6093 Před 4 lety +13

    "Aaron has been made fall guy once again for this collective group of individuals that shouldn't be allowed to watch animation."
    Sick burn, but I'm sure they already had that rule self-imposed to begin with.

  • @cloudthelemon756
    @cloudthelemon756 Před 4 lety +18

    That cold brew hit me like how my dad does.

  • @SCUDchump
    @SCUDchump Před 4 lety +20

    When that Cold Brew hits

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 Před 4 lety +16

    Arctic Dogs looks cheap as hell and yet it had such a surprisingly high budget.
    EDIT- 12:00 P.M.: *finishes video 13 minutes later*
    I feel bad for nearly everyone involved in this movie.

    • @ikenwosu6837
      @ikenwosu6837 Před 4 lety +3

      The high budget is because of the celebrities involved.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Před 4 lety

      @@ikenwosu6837 I am *very* aware of that. All I was saying is that Arctic Dogs had a surprisingly high budget.

  • @KomodoSanders
    @KomodoSanders Před 4 lety +38

    Everyone: Jeremy Renner
    Pan-Pizza: Jeremy REEEEYner

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 Před 4 lety +7

    Seeing how poorly the movie did opening weekend, I'm guessing that cold brew didn't hit.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 Před 4 lety +43

    Of course there's a love interest, if he didn't have one then the audience will clearly assume he's gay with his Polar Bear friend
    (I'm mostly kidding but this is genuinely the reason why this happens so often, even if it doesn't serve the story or has zero purpose.)

    • @CAMarino92
      @CAMarino92 Před 4 lety +9

      I don’t mind love interests as long as they’re developed outside of that role.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 Před 4 lety

      Let's be honest here, it would probably be better

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 Před 4 lety +7

    Kudos to you for fighting the urge to call the villain Mr. Walrusnoose.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi Před 4 lety +6

    WHEN THAT
    THAT COLD BREW HITS

  • @emperorfaiz
    @emperorfaiz Před 4 lety +6

    Norm of the North's unpopular cousin nobody wants to sit together with.

  • @artydomi2466
    @artydomi2466 Před 4 lety +25

    And I thought Snow Dogs with Cuban Gooding Jr looked bad

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Před 4 lety

      icantstopbeingme yeah Cuba gooding jr is king in these type of movies

  • @supermariokid6428
    @supermariokid6428 Před 4 lety +31

    Norm Of The North Is The Worst Animated Movie to Ever Exist
    Arctic Dog: Hold My Beer

    • @cpt.cuckmeals4332
      @cpt.cuckmeals4332 Před 4 lety +14

      hold my cold brew

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 3 lety +1

      Eh, honestly, they're quite even. I think I'd have to give the edge to Arctic Dogs. For one thing, Norm of the North of all things may very well be the closest we ever get to an Atuq movie.

  • @kekkek4750
    @kekkek4750 Před 4 lety +10

    She just did the job and was offered payment and the possibility of being famous.
    That sounds a lot like Mass animation

  • @Mojavekight17
    @Mojavekight17 Před 4 lety +22

    Walmart DvD Quality animation!

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU Před 4 lety +60

    Are you gonna start reviewing more 'furry' movies too? Careful that you dont turn into a furry like Saberspark did :P

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 Před 4 lety +8

    Arctic dogs must have had a deal with AMC Theaters
    I work there from mid 2018 to 2019,
    No bullshit, starting in or around Christmas 2018, the absolute latest being January 2019, there were already posters hanging up for Arctic Dogs, AMC already had the cups, and popcorn bags too.

  • @EchoBoop
    @EchoBoop Před 4 lety +14

    Pan: now this is the worst film of 2019...
    Artic dog in the near end of the year: imma about to end this mans all career.

  • @DoctorInk20
    @DoctorInk20 Před 4 lety +7

    The walrus's spider leg rig reminds me of Mojo from X-Men.

  • @mr.delirium5854
    @mr.delirium5854 Před 4 lety +5

    I swear I thought the title was a joke.
    The $ part, not the worst movie part, I knew this movie would be shit.

    • @camudorrants7139
      @camudorrants7139 Před 4 lety +3

      Viktor laforce same that movie was everywhere on Snapchat

  • @hamsterama
    @hamsterama Před 4 lety +2

    FYI, that $50,000,000 cost would include the cost of marketing. There was a change in accounting rules some years ago, where the marketing costs for movies are now treated as production costs. No, I don't work in the movie industry. I'm just an accountant, but I remember reading about this rule change maybe ten or so years ago.

  • @cillbipher2613
    @cillbipher2613 Před 4 lety +4

    Replace mailman with Galactic Ranger and whatever the MC's name is with Ratchet and you easily have the plot of the Ratchet and Clank movie.
    Jeremy Renner's singing voice is damn good tho

  • @SpongeyTheEditor
    @SpongeyTheEditor Před 4 lety +4

    I like how it still says Arctic Justice at the very end of the credits. No, I don't know why i watched til the end of the credits either.

  • @schmingbeefin4473
    @schmingbeefin4473 Před 4 lety +16

    Looked like the most generic movie ever, I mean just look at the studio name as well!

    • @maxxam3590
      @maxxam3590 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, I agree. I didn't know of it, but I see it now and makes me think it could be on TV being bland.

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 Před 4 lety +6

    The walrus with spider legs just looks like the villain from Monsters Inc

  • @zavalara2
    @zavalara2 Před 4 lety +1

    It comforts me to know you missed uploading Tuesday because you were making a quality video. This is what I love about your channel. Keep up the good work Pan!!!

  • @mathewricafrente5984
    @mathewricafrente5984 Před 4 lety +18

    I knew, just from looking at the 1st trailer, that Arctic Dogs would not be good

  • @CREEPINGIRON
    @CREEPINGIRON Před 4 lety +4

    I would just like to appreciate the border on this video so the aspect ratio doesn't have to change, nice work Pan.