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SHARKNADO: Exactly What You'd Expect - Diamondbolt
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- čas přidán 11. 12. 2020
- It's raining sharks!
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The fact that the dude just says "ow" when he dies is the funniest shit I have seen all day
"AEYOW!!"
Oh you stabbed me, in the heart, ow
Xxmobile Player Or have quarantine?
@person person 4:26 Yeah, ik i'm late.
Ok
"Take a bite out of him boys, he's our enemy."
- same random-ass shark from sharkboy and lava girl
No you are not the guy
*I AM*
heck you! those sharks loved sharkboy and would never take a bite outta him
@@ozzy2here210 electric E E L S
@@zhazamco8088
Cake.
*INSTANTLY GETS ELECTROCUTED.*
@@Shard_Soldier (instantly loses all of his lives and then fucking explodes)
Fun fact: the old guy is kevins dad from both home alone 1 and 2(how did he go from beloved classic to terrible original)
Home alone 3-4
I dunno man, but it is truly a fall from grace 😥😞
@@leakysteve5613 even kevin wasn't in 3 or 4
Sharknado is also not a RIP off its originally terribly good
Parkour
4:40 had to think about if that was actually part of the movie or not
“One last time.” Diamondbolt lied as naturally as he breathed.
"I understood that reference."
@@gemraldkid6304 "same"
I must know this reference in order to say I understood that reference.
@@LNIGHTREELS it’s from Kaguya-sama Love is War, the manga.
@@darzimus sorry I don’t speak weeb,
I’m from poland
LOL, I actually remember everyone talking about this movie when it came out
This movie was POPPIN at primary school
That movie was some underground phenomenon
@Goldenninjoe007 SAME
I kinda like the movie because how bad it was and can make fun at everyting
Same
“I will NOT watch the other Sharknado movies.”
11:06 Meg: (hello darkness my old friend)
Diamondbolt: I’ve never reviewed anything related to sharks
Shark boy: am I a joke to you?
There was also the demon shark thing
They couldn’t even get Taylor Lautner to play him in We can be Heroes so I suppose he is
Yeah you forgot
"Yes, yes you are" -some random phineas and ferb character
Lava girl: I am a joke to you.
Sharknado was probably just a movie adaptation of someone's fever dream
Hey only I can have the lego gonk profile picture
@@redguy346 This is a worse fever dream than RID 2015
@@redguy346 why can't we be gonk brothers?
@@redguy346 this is getting out of uand. Now there are two of them!
You know what’s funny i had a fever well watching this movie
Ive never been so disappointed to have the name fin
It's a pun, it's supposed to be funny!
My name is Fin too! I watched this movie before and I got excited when the main character was named Fin!
still the coolest name possible
9:47 my favorite song so far
The third one is literally titled
"Sharknado: Oh He'll No"
Sharknado: green screen tornado
*he’s too dangerous to be left alive*
Why do we watch the exact same things
Nice Star Wars reference
Why do we watch the same
@@domga3432 ?
Can we have a full version of “It’s raining sharks” please
Diamondbolt cover
Cg5 in collaboration with diamond
@@ieatunderagedchildren diamondbolt parody
Timestamp please?
“Let the dark magic flow through me one last time”
- Diamondbolt
7:59 u have a working PC behind you and u decide to flex with your laptop
Diamond bolt: I'm pretty sure you don't need to kill the sharks, the lack of air will do that for you
Me: haven’t you seen the latter instalments, they're sky sharks, they breathe air.
IT'S ALL IN THE LORE!
They go to space, and time travel
I’m not lying when I’m saying this, me and my friend went on a movie marathon, and watched all 5 movies, and by the time we were done, we didn’t regret a thing, we started wheezing we laughed that much, and it was hard to breathe
Sometime the worst movie is best when watching and laugh at it together. For me, its DOOM 2005 movie
I’m sorry but. There’s six
@@everythingiscool6228 i headcanon that it ended in the 5th and the 5th ending and the 6th is not canon because all the movies is a shark's fever dream and when the 5th ended he woke up
God I love the scene at 9:28 so much! She just falls out of the helecopter and then like a perfect tetris piece, here comes the shark to just perfectly catch her in mid air. Its just so obscene and funny, I love it!
9:51 is my favorite part 🤣 My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
I just realized that the guy who sounds like he woke up from a coma is Kevin's dad from Home Alone.
Yeah, he seemed familiar!
3:59 Hey is that The Flash!?
All of the music is doom eternal
Surprisingly fitting.
5:02 Assuming that is wasn’t edited for a joke, that was 12 rounds in a 6-8 round shotgun magazine
10:13 *IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!!!*
They got freaking the dude from home alone, now I know where the budget went
Diamondbolt:This was one of the worst movie's ever
Me:It has six sequels
Wasn't there one with like time travelling dinosaurs in medieval england?
@@DisasterEnby yes
But Wait! There's More.
5
9:34 i just realised the son's bruises are CG......wow
This entire movie is just:
Fisicz, we bomb a tornado.
“Don’t take a bite out of him boys. He’s an important plot device that will enable us to form a tornado. A SHARKNADO”
- Commander Diamondbolt, 2020
That’s funny
Lets enter the asylum one last time
Me: yeah right
My mom: have you done your homework yet?
Me: 5:10
2:48 Theory:
Sharknado takes place on a dream, because in dreams instead of getting up and running or immediately shooting the monster thing, you just flail around helplessly, somehow not moving your body at all and it not doing what you want it to do, which is exactly what this woman is doing
This is the only asaylum movie that has a 75% on rotten tomatoes
R u serious?!.
Really?
It Was Pretty Good To Me Atleast
@@ThankYouVeryLittle you have no taste in film
@@jangofett9835 well its so sucks that even deadpool watch it
I think the movie's budget is going to the booze for the film staff and cast.
“No I will not be watching the other sharknado movies”
We will see...
A few things:
1. Love how you don't mention the Australian guy dying.
2. The second one is the best.
3. The cameos they got are insane in the next few.
4. Titles are genius.
5. Last one is time travel.
6. BEST MOVIES EVER!!!!
Sharknado is amazing
They Managed to make it better lmao.
You know what would be- wait, TIME TRAVEL? what are you talking about?
@@alexthegreat8001 yep. Watch it if you don't believe me.
Sharknado is kinda like Jingle All the Way: it’s not a good movie per say, but people remember it for being so bad, yet so good.
Edit: I think Jingle all the Way is a classic, and I’m not comparing it to Sharknado, I just think the two are similar is some ways.
Jingle all the way is amazing
@@rxdhoodix925 always has been...
jingle all the way is actually funny and sure the cgi has aged badly but I mean come on jingle all the way came out in 1996 and is funnier, has better cgi and overall a great movie. Don’t ever compare sharknado to jingle all the way.
What? Jingle all the way is considered a classic by many including myself.
To anybody curious, the shark that got shot 57 times was actually shot 13 times in the edit.
Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Yeah and she didn't have to load her gun. Yeah I'm fun at parties too
Also it's like the thing called recoil doesn't exist in these movies. No I'm not going to parties cause of the Rona.
@@thisisrex1676 I wanna see a movie where it’s super dramatic, and then the guy’s gun flies out of his hand due to recoil and hits someone else.
@@wumpus976 Search for ''Gunado'' ?
4:55
DOES THE NEWS NOT EXIST IN THIS WORLD!?!?!?!?
5:27 OH SURE NOW PEOPLE ARE REPORTING THIS APOCALYPTIC RAPTURE OF SHARKS THAT SHOULD’VE ALREADY GONE VIRAL ON CZcams OR SOMETHING
8:42 lol
Raise your hand if you sang along with the “it’s raining sharks” bit. Because I did 🤣
The "Oh God!' got me so bad! 😂
Me!
Diamond Bolt's a God!
I singed too, don't worry. This was an amazing part xD
✋🏿
"I will not be watching the other sharknado," anyways I'll be expecting the next 5 videos of Sharknado.
Are we ignoring the fact that the beach shot at 2:05 looks awfully a lot like GTA 5's Del Perro Pier? The whole layout is freakishly similar
6:43 how does one scream after being smashed to bits
ok... we need that It's Raining Shark song
🎶 IT'S RAINING SHARK
HALLELUJAH, ITS RAINING SHARK
IT'S RA-🎶(CRASHING LANDING) OH GOD😨😨😨😨
I almost peed myself laughing with that shit!!!🤣🤣🤣
Banger
@@ricardoramirez5967 my good that shit cracked me up
Diamondbolt: “Let’s enter the Asylum one last time”
Everyone after watching this video: *Are you gonna review another Asylum movie?*
Noice profile
Remember Me
@@waluigiforsmash7090 *Yeah, I remember you*
@@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Ok Then
SERIOUSLY IT’S SO ANNOYING
6:26 sharks don't even have vocal cords. how could that one do a roar... or growl... or whatever the fuck that sound was
Fun story, my family watched the entire sharknado franchise over one weekend. I was the best and worst thing I've ever done.
CZcams is trying to shut you down to save you from watching more Asylum Films
Diamonbolt: is it over?!
Me: not until the fish jumps
*fish jumps*
Me: there it is lol
Hahahaha 🤣😂 dragon ball z Frieza saga reference lol
3:14
*ah yes action movie extras*
Diamandbolt: I won’t be watching the other movies.
Everyone else: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
You can’t escape the sequels! You’ve opened Pandora’s Box, you can’t close it
Sharknado: A tornado with sharks
Best damn movie idea ever
I couldn’t think of any bey movie than this
Yes I agree!
@Jaylyn Flow i did too and it was worth it
Yes
9:58
doomguy *who?*
7:38 is that a Half-Life refference?
You made my day!
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
9:52 *O H G O D!!!*
Sharknado was my childhood junk food and I loved every stupid minute of it
5:43
how they’re talking makes me laugh for some reason
I wanna see this movie with a-list actors and like the best cgi possible
6:03 you can literally see the green screen
Baby shark in the credits killed me
My family use to make it a tradition to watch every sharknado movie whenever it would come out
2:29 gotta appreciate that doom music
9:51 Full song when?
Sharknado is beautiful and you know it!
I agree with you.
6:08 I’m fucking dead 💀
One last time....
I swear even the titanic could not make me cry as much as this
Lets give this man some applause. It's not that easy to watch a lot of Asylum movies and have a sane and stable mind and not go crazy and end up in an actual asylum.
10:39 you missed nothing
Tbh, it sounded like "gay people out of the pool" at 8:55
6:54 Hungrybox is the cashier lmao.
That "let's enter the Asylum one last time" line in the introduction is well written
Diamond bolt, you still have to watch 5 more Sharknadoes
Yes and each are worse than the previous
This Is My Favorite Series Because Of How Shitty It Is
At 8:49 if you slow it down there is a floating shoe this movie is better than the dark knight
That shopkeeper who stayed during a sharknado to sell stuff in his store has the dedication of Morshu from LoZ.
Imagine getting killed by a stock greenscreen tornado.........
Maybe from a falling green screen... And somehow... Not being found or getting out...
That'd be like testing artificial weather in a studio wouldn't it?
Did you do it?
Yes.
What did it cost?
Pacific rim vs this? Eh nothing much besides the few brain cells I had. And a fire apartment.
I found this movie called toxic shark. Its about a shark and when he bites humans they turn into zombies. Ya idk either
7:04 answer:both
Sharknado is best watched drunk or so high you won’t remember any of it
The wise words of DiamondBolt: IT’S RAINING SHARKS, HALLELUJAH!
Edit: holy crap, senpai diamondbolt noticed me, and this is the most likes I’ve ever had, thanks!
I love this so much
I think you lose the heart after you edit comments.
@@Shard_Soldier ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense, thanks!
"And no I will not be watching them"
We'll see about that
I love how the only music in this video is from doom. I love it
my friend's favorite job is working at the fire appartment
Bruh i just checked this mans animelist. I discovered a tragedy he had konosuba at 8/10 not 10/10 thats a crime.
2:52 did you really just say that they will die in "The lack of air". You mean the lack of water, if anything there is too much air
It's gloriously stupid, just like me! I feel so at home!
Yeah but this one is a good one. It obviously beats watching the Rise of Skywalker...
Being a more enjoyable watch than The Rise of Skywalker isn’t a high bar to clear. But, I still agree.
You Star Wars fanatics are so edgy.
True
I also agree...we kinda are ngl
Yep
Hey, I thought Sharknado was a good idea
Don’t make me send you to the camp
I didn't know speak good English
Please lose some weight so north koreas obesity rate drops to 0
What's your thoughts on the sequels
5:35 is that fucking Emma Watson
I love how Doom eternal's soundtrack is playing in the background
Oh yeah he’s back
His last video was a week ago. Chill out. He wasn't gone for years
@@jackcutter2 whenever he leaves it feels like years...
I will buy an entire album of Diamondbolt singing it’s raining sharks
"let's enter the asylum one last time" bro that joke was so funny I was laughing on the floor like that's gonna happen lol
dude you have excellent comedic skills with the dramatic zooms, sound effects, quick-cuts in your editing, meme references. very funny stuff.
A horde of sharks swimming in unison with Cultist Base blasting in the background made my day
2:12 "this is a load of barnaclllles"
CAAAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSSAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! 9:12
I demand for "ITS RAINING SHORKS " diamondbolt cover
when the fire apartment showed up, i was soo relieved... i love the "fire apartment"