From Episode 44 (note: don't listen to the old episodes) Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy provide possible company names for an aspiring small business owner.
@@DidThatHelp um duh!!!! I go to Marshall and I'm an art student so I walk to the VAC from campus a lot, one of my friends lives next door to DP Dough!!! so I'm very, very familiar with my vapor place haha!
decades from now, with my bones feeble, my hair white, and my loved ones being picked off one by one by the unstoppable force of death, my most treasured memories will begin slipping through my grasp. the gentle touch of a lover, the smile of my child, the tranquility of a sunset. but one thought will linger in my mind long after the others have disappeared; the image of someone rawing a chimichanga
they joke now, but wait until their children discover the warriors series in their library, picking out that third-grade page-turner you thought you heard the last of Bramblepelt, but here he and every last one of his warrior ancestors are to haunt your dreams and teach you the warrior code
the audio of this makes it sound like im stuck in a cave underground with them and weve been her for almost a day and were slowly losing our minds and i can already feel the waters rising and im just preparing myself to die either of asphyxiation or drowning
Can we just acknowledge that every one of the example names from the question is just the name for a scented candle? Blue moon, Autumn Breeze, White Rose. No way those aren't scented candles right.
I keep going back to this video every so often, and I think the best name is one Justin said that sounds like he's having a stroke: "Hey I got a new Chinchilla!" "Oh cool! Where did you get it?" "A Friend of Mine Once Told Me That I Shouldn't be Afraid of Chinchillas Because They Have Raspberry Eyes and They Wouldn't Hurt a Flea"
for real though my mom’s a lawyer and she knows of another local lawyer who has his name listed as “A. ___ ____” even though his name doesn’t start with an A so he’ll be one of the first listed in phonebooks
I am like 100% sure "I'ld breed with your chinchillas" means "I'ld bone down on them fluffy rats" because this is the internet, and people will fuck anything that has at least one hole.
@@DimT670 it's the iron front, three arrows against fascism, communism, and monarchy. kinda dumb because of the communist part, idk why a lot of cool communists and anarchists adopt the symbol or try to reclaim it. Comes from a German paramilitary organization.
@@zoedegenerate6703 i mean at the time stalin was literally allied with hitler and, well, was generally stalin, so pretty bad, , therefore them being against communism checks out
I'm now realising that the only other old bit I know is The Garfield Monstrosity and so literally the only bits I know from pre-100 are about two men who desperately want to have animal sex. How the FUCK did this show get popular, I love it but good LORD.
Aardvarks Anonymous (so it's still early in the phone book), and Megan's all like, "No, yeah, they're totally aardvarks, they're just undercover as chinchillas."
Wintergreen Chinchillas. It sounds classy, as requested, at first blush, and then when you realize the oblique reference to Spearmint Rhino, you have a slightly better understanding of the business' function. Classy and descriptive, but not _so_ descriptive that the other nearby business owners are going to worry about you scaring customers away or embarrassing them by association.
This is the perfect amount of animation for me. No full on cartoons, just some cute store logos (cleverly) photoshopped on a place in Huntington. Well done!! I forgot how funny this question was holy shit lol.
i've heard the word "chinchillas" so many times now it stopped being a word lmao (also, i don't know why but the visual of all the different signs makes this at least twice as funny, good job)
I'm terrified at the very thought of what can be found on that page if anything if I ever decide to click it. Better off leaving Pandora's box closed thanks
I just want you to know this is my favorite video and I watch it constantly, still cracking up every time. Not just cause this but is hilarious, but the visuals really elevate it.
Y’all ever get high and desperately want to hear this bit but you can’t find it cause you keep entering in “MBMBAM HAMSTERS MBMAM HAMSTER BUSINESS MBMBAM HAMSTER STORE”
I want to think that the guy who said "I'll breed with your chinchillas" meant hehad chinchillas himself that he would bring over and he just had the worst phrasing, but on the internet, i dont know
Honestly, besides some iffy things like Griffin advocating for furry death camps early on, the early episodes have some of the best bits in all of MBMBAM. I've listened and relistened from around ep. 12 to the end of the Extreme Restraints era a few times and I still feel like I can conclude it's the best period of the podcast's history and find it annoying that people insist on skipping the early stuff. The jingles and Extreme Restraints ad spots made even the Moneyzone something to look forward to and the brothers got way more buckwild before they had professional reputations to uphold and families to support.
Don't listen to the old episodes? There's lots of good stuff in the old episodes. :/ Look, I know they stepped on some land mines every once in a while, but one of the cool things about these guys is how they grew and became better people.
BlueLemon Sooo... you’re saying we SHOULD crucify someone for the distasteful comments they made a decade ago? Ok, you don’t like those things they said in 2009. What do you do about that? What does them having said that then do to you now? How does someone else finding humour in spite of those jokes affect you? I’m pretty sure we’ve all said things we regret while trying to entertain people, or changed our opinion on something over time. That’s just part of being human.
I like how the store front u used is a place from Huntington lmao. my vapor place;
YES YOU NOTICED IT! I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT
goo.gl/maps/ZGQo4KWi6EM2
@@DidThatHelp um duh!!!! I go to Marshall and I'm an art student so I walk to the VAC from campus a lot, one of my friends lives next door to DP Dough!!! so I'm very, very familiar with my vapor place haha!
Internet, this is what flyover America looks like. There's a preponderance of vape places and "erotic exotics" - I don't consider this a drawback.
@@rinnhart wv isn't in flyover territory?
I love how Justin just yelled warrior cats names
Bramblepelt!
TROUTLEAP!!
*STORMSCREAM*
*_NIGHT SHADOW!!!_*
@@MixxC GARFIELD!
𝒢𝑜𝒹 𝒟𝒶𝓂𝓃 𝒮𝓁𝓊𝓉 𝑅𝒶𝓉𝓈
Oh okay
*Exotics
My rats are absolutely sluts so this doesn't work.
Im hear to fuck Aardvarks and Chinchillas, and I’m fresh out of Aardvarks.
Exotics
Just call it what it is, a chinchilla brothel.
Exotics
"I came here to fuck aardvarks and chinchillas and I'm all out of aardvarks"
Chinchilla *Whores* ™
You know. A classy one.
@@janesmith1840 I saw all of these comments out of context and I was so confused until I actually watch the video
I forgot chinchillas we're not a Mexican food so I was thinking of a dude just RAWING a chimichanga
Leo THANKS I HATE IT
Thats actually better than the other one
decades from now, with my bones feeble, my hair white, and my loved ones being picked off one by one by the unstoppable force of death, my most treasured memories will begin slipping through my grasp. the gentle touch of a lover, the smile of my child, the tranquility of a sunset. but one thought will linger in my mind long after the others have disappeared; the image of someone rawing a chimichanga
deadpool 2 deleted scene
Nsp?
I took a sip of coke before “Mussolini’s chinchillas” and that was a mistake
Fuck yea grip it and rip it, baby
"I want a bag of chinchillas."
"All I've got right now is this bag of one dozen starving, crazed weasels."
"Ok, I'll take that."
Underrated comment
a l b u q u e r q u e
hey
youve got weasels on your face
This kind of chicanery sounds like something that could only happen in a state capital
You got any chinchillas?
NAH! WE'RE OUTTA CHINCHILLAS!
That "fresh out of aardvarks" hit me so hard that I had to drop to the ground to prevent myself from falling into something.
This is a Ride.
Don't eat or drink while listening to this bit.
I haven't finished this video yet, but I'm gonna put out my vote for "Chinny Chinny Bang Bang"
shenaniglenn that’s a good one
Chinny Chinny Bang Bang Exotics
Surprisingly relevant
Fucking bravo, wow
This wins
they joke now, but wait until their children discover the warriors series in their library, picking out that third-grade page-turner
you thought you heard the last of Bramblepelt, but here he and every last one of his warrior ancestors are to haunt your dreams and teach you the warrior code
That comment was a rollercoaster and a half
Do you not know that they already talked about warrior cat names?
I wsnt to like this comment so badly but the number of likes is at 666
Loved them as a kid, but my sweet god were there a lot of the fuckers
Chocolate MetalMilk even when i was 9 i was like “slow down, you’re making so many typos”
the audio of this makes it sound like im stuck in a cave underground with them and weve been her for almost a day and were slowly losing our minds and i can already feel the waters rising and im just preparing myself to die either of asphyxiation or drowning
or cannibalism
And Griffin is reading Yahoo Answers from a laptop instead of using what's left of the battery to get help.
@@emmajay5666 yup
In this imaginary scenario would you say you are... chin deep
@subtle username cause i'm chin too deep and i'm trying to keep
Can we just acknowledge that every one of the example names from the question is just the name for a scented candle? Blue moon, Autumn Breeze, White Rose. No way those aren't scented candles right.
They just walked through a candle aisle and found ones they like the names of,,
It sounds like if a erotic store tried to be bougie and then threw chinchillas into the mix
@@wallflower8153 I assume "bougie" here refers to the french word for candle?
" "Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice" is the scented candle I would use to describe your chinchilla's mouth."
No way the business owner isn't a woman
"You're gonna want Rosy, she breaks in the newbies" is perhaps the most uncomfortable sentence.
The "segmented eyes" chinchilla instilled primal fear, thank you.
Imagine a chinchilla named starscream
Logan Plourde sounds like a sign for me to get one
Deathclaw the chinchilla
I had a teacher once that lamented to us for a whole class period about the fact that her newborn niece was named starscream
@@sgc25 how does that happen????????
@@sgc25 you can’t just drop that and not give us more details. this is keeping me up at night
These would all be the store in Bob's Burgers that keeps changing names each episode
aw that's probably where Princess Littlepiddles / Shinobu came from.
The editing of thie video definitely definitely makes it like ten thousand times funnier holy shit.
ok maybe i overestimated how long it'd be until i see you again. huh.
I couldn’t help but imagining walking down the street and seeing a business with a sign that just reads God Damn Slut Rats. You guys crack me up.
"How do you get chin deep?!"
With a LOT of practice
And a whole lot of ambition
And possibly a snorkel
BRAMBLEPELT
_STORMSCREAM_
_NIGHTSHADOW_
*ROSEWHISKER*
*CINDERPELT*
GARFIELD
im honestly a fan of "dead chinchillas"
Now imagine the comment with no context.
why, what'd they do to you?
Kill the little furry fucktards, genocide the cunts
that one kills me
it's pronounced de'ad
it's pronounced deÁD
I keep going back to this video every so often, and I think the best name is one Justin said that sounds like he's having a stroke:
"Hey I got a new Chinchilla!"
"Oh cool! Where did you get it?"
"A Friend of Mine Once Told Me That I Shouldn't be Afraid of Chinchillas Because They Have Raspberry Eyes and They Wouldn't Hurt a Flea"
Netflix and chillas
Dylan's Galaxy :O
OOOOHHHHH
Damn that's good stuff
(but no netflix)
Exotics
for real though my mom’s a lawyer and she knows of another local lawyer who has his name listed as “A. ___ ____” even though his name doesn’t start with an A so he’ll be one of the first listed in phonebooks
that's literally genuis. and no one can get mad because he can just say "oh, the a stands for attorney"
@@jayseane4551 or aardvark
A. Lawyer
"I'm here to fuck aardvarks and chinchillas, and we're all out of aardvarks" is possibly the funniest thing ever said in context
or out of context, let's be real
I am like 99% sure "I'd breed with your chinchillas" means "I'd let my chinchillas get it on with your chinchillas"
vsams14 even the 1% of uncertainty in that is too much.
I am like 100% sure "I'ld breed with your chinchillas" means "I'ld bone down on them fluffy rats"
because this is the internet, and people will fuck anything that has at least one hole.
@@Cheerybelle don't be ridiculous
They can add holes
@@KelpieRider
Indeed. Such is an oft documented occurrence.
I've heard this bit a hundred times and I never before considered that.
I got to about 50 seconds in when I realized I was thinking chihuahuas, not chinchillas
i don't even know what i was thinking about, but it wasn't an animal
i liked the stealthy three arrows on the front of mussolini's chinchillas
I also like that the sign is written in the Ferrari typeface.
What exactly do those mean?
@@DimT670 it's the iron front, three arrows against fascism, communism, and monarchy. kinda dumb because of the communist part, idk why a lot of cool communists and anarchists adopt the symbol or try to reclaim it. Comes from a German paramilitary organization.
@@zoedegenerate6703 i mean at the time stalin was literally allied with hitler and, well, was generally stalin, so pretty bad, , therefore them being against communism checks out
Not gonna lie, I’d definitely go somewhere called Fun Dip Baseball Disco Dance
You’d probably be disappointed once you got there and realized it was just a chinchilla store though
Chinchilla doesn’t sound like a word anymore
Exotics
it never did to me
valid
okay all the names with “exotics” in the end are literal strip club names. every single one
I have no witty comment, I'm laughing too hard, but just wanted to say the signs as visuals made the audio about 10 times funnier.
The DETAIL and VARIETY of the signs absolutely decked me
"Don't listen to the old episodes" they say, as they post a 7 minute long bestiality bit from the old episodes.
I'm now realising that the only other old bit I know is The Garfield Monstrosity and so literally the only bits I know from pre-100 are about two men who desperately want to have animal sex. How the FUCK did this show get popular, I love it but good LORD.
@@Abigail-hu5wf dont forget about that one sonic the hedgehog bit 😭
To be fair, not all of the bit is dedicated to bestiality.
Someone needs to go in the garbage and find the parts that are still good for something
Chug and Squeeze Exotics
HAHAHA YES FANTASTIC
"It's the fun one"
Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that XD There's wine and pottery making as an aside of Chinchillas ;)
The slow zoom on the building makes this x100 times funnier
Aardvarks Anonymous (so it's still early in the phone book), and Megan's all like, "No, yeah, they're totally aardvarks, they're just undercover as chinchillas."
aH YES, *BRAMBLEPELT*
THE BEST CHIN-CLAN WARRIOR YOU EVER DID SEE
Wintergreen Chinchillas. It sounds classy, as requested, at first blush, and then when you realize the oblique reference to Spearmint Rhino, you have a slightly better understanding of the business' function. Classy and descriptive, but not _so_ descriptive that the other nearby business owners are going to worry about you scaring customers away or embarrassing them by association.
I appreciate your genuine suggestion contrasted with the overwhelming chinchilla fuck energy of the video
“The advice show for the modern age.”
era. you chinchilla.
I would choose "dusty bunnies" becaus they clean themselves in dust
Lauren Hawes this is a very good point
Netflix and chin-chill
Netflix and chilla
This is the perfect amount of animation for me. No full on cartoons, just some cute store logos (cleverly) photoshopped on a place in Huntington. Well done!! I forgot how funny this question was holy shit lol.
I miss how mean they used to be. Griffin calling the “chinny chilled out cats” person a dumb fuck killed me
Hearing “erotic exotics” being suggested killed me because that’s really similar to the name of a fantasy sex toy website
you and your editing skills are a gift to the world and to mbmbam fans everywhere
"I'll breed with your Chinchillas"
PHRASING. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Didnt know I could watch a building for 7 minutes and be so happy
Rude boys insulting small pets
VANILLA CHINCHILLAS HOW DIDNT THESE DUNDERHEADS THINK OF IT
i've heard the word "chinchillas" so many times now it stopped being a word lmao (also, i don't know why but the visual of all the different signs makes this at least twice as funny, good job)
“Madame Chinchillas” is just so good and precious to me
That zoom-in at the end is so good XD
Writing Mussolini's Chinchillas in the same font Ferrari uses is a very good lil goof
I cannot get over Autumn Breeze Chinchillas it sounds like a candle
I come back to this video every couple of months and I'm always impressed at the amount of work put into it.
CHINCHILLIN
The “fresh out of aardvarks” line is the funniest fucking thing Travis has ever said
animated should have like 53 quotation marks surrounding it, that said I absolutely love this video.
"Chinchilla shaped" might have been the worst moment to take a sip of water
i am in true and actual tears at "Fun Dip Baseball Disco Dance"
The visual makes this even funnier. The slow zoom on the storefront resetting every time the name changes DESTROYS me.
warrior fans coming out from the woodworks in the comments
Travis is a genius for coming up with Chin Deep
how does justin not own chindeepexotics.com
This is such an important point, thank you
I'm terrified at the very thought of what can be found on that page if anything if I ever decide to click it.
Better off leaving Pandora's box closed thanks
Oh thank fuck, I thought that was a link to an actual website but tbh I can’t tell if I’m glad it’s not real or disappointed
up for grabs
thank you for your usage of the bob's burgers chinchilla, princess liddlepiddles will live on in our memories forever
I just want you to know this is my favorite video and I watch it constantly, still cracking up every time. Not just cause this but is hilarious, but the visuals really elevate it.
Why is slowly zooming in on an image the funniest thing in the fucking world to me
5:08 Fun dip baseball disco dance caught me off guard, jesus lord have mercy
Sacco Chincillas is too brilliant for the world
"How am I gonna top that?" Yeah, how ARE you doing to *top* that 👀
I started listening with #50 and you have done me a great service this day
this did help. thank you
3:52 This is the part you're going to want to replay over and over
Note: Don't listen to the uploader's description, the first 150 episodes absolutely rock.
Eh. They are pretty mediocre with some pretty bad parts and also Griffin is so sad its honestly a downer
@@DimT670 yeah they rock
This is one of my comfort videos
Y’all ever get high and desperately want to hear this bit but you can’t find it cause you keep entering in “MBMBAM HAMSTERS
MBMAM HAMSTER BUSINESS
MBMBAM HAMSTER STORE”
That feeling you get when Justin says you're a valid pet but that he still doesn't like you.
The ominous reflective eyes on the "Tiny Shitty Cats" sign got a solid laugh out of me.
My first mbmbam experience
I miss this kind of energy they used to bring.
HAS GRIFFIN BEEN ON THE SIGN THE WHOLE TIME IM FREAKING OUT
Love that you said to NOT listen to the old episodes bc YOU ARE RIGHT FRIENDO
I want to think that the guy who said "I'll breed with your chinchillas" meant hehad chinchillas himself that he would bring over and he just had the worst phrasing, but on the internet, i dont know
The first MBMBaM video I watched. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but... thanks CZcams recommendations
You're stepping into a world of amazing and hilarious content my friend, enjoy
Yohannai yeah! Poor me, I didn’t even know about the world of hurt that TAZ would bring... ouch
If I had a chinchilla I’d name him “Drrty Boi” because they clean themselves by giving themselves dust baths
ive been listening for a few year now and ive listened to pretty much everything after 150, but this is hands down my favorite mbmbam bit ever i swear
thanks for takin one for the team and finding a funny bit from one if the old episodes so the rest of us don't have to go thru that
DEAD CHINCHILLAS IS KILLING ME HELPDDIDJJESZ
The concept of little Stormscream rolling around in his dust bath and twitching his whiskers makes me so irrationally happy 😊
If one is willing to pan through the problematic earlier episodes like an old-timey prospector, there is some gold in there.
Honestly, besides some iffy things like Griffin advocating for furry death camps early on, the early episodes have some of the best bits in all of MBMBAM. I've listened and relistened from around ep. 12 to the end of the Extreme Restraints era a few times and I still feel like I can conclude it's the best period of the podcast's history and find it annoying that people insist on skipping the early stuff. The jingles and Extreme Restraints ad spots made even the Moneyzone something to look forward to and the brothers got way more buckwild before they had professional reputations to uphold and families to support.
these men have made me cry multiple times
my teeth are literally chattering from how much I've laughed watching this 💀
Don't listen to the old episodes? There's lots of good stuff in the old episodes. :/
Look, I know they stepped on some land mines every once in a while, but one of the cool things about these guys is how they grew and became better people.
Alex Harris I think he said that as a joke because they’re talking about fucking chinchillas
It's a reference to a little song they sung in one of their bonus episodes.
I mean even the brothers don't want you to listen to the old episodes, I know there's some good stuff to be found but I understand
Why? I am currently going through them now and I am on like 147 they are great.
BlueLemon Sooo... you’re saying we SHOULD crucify someone for the distasteful comments they made a decade ago?
Ok, you don’t like those things they said in 2009. What do you do about that? What does them having said that then do to you now? How does someone else finding humour in spite of those jokes affect you?
I’m pretty sure we’ve all said things we regret while trying to entertain people, or changed our opinion on something over time. That’s just part of being human.
This is so good!
Im not sure why but after i heard "fun dip baseball disco dance," my brain sang it to the tune of "double bubble disco queen" lmao
This is the video that made me start listening to the podcast
i appreciate that at first this was "lmao what" and slowly devolved in euphemism until we landed at "come watch a dude fuck a chinchilla"
the note in the description is valid