Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation
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“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?
Which ones kev
@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"
As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭
That shit had me dying 😂😂😂
His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.
I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke
because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse
"Ahh, we're havin' fun"
Comedy
it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.
@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of
"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.
It was so beautiful 😂😂
Came to the comment to find this comment
Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol
Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare
it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."
Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically
I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.
Where n when?
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@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "
“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂
"Oh, we're you molested?!"
"Yeah"
"Send me the tape"
"Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs
Based Norman strikes again.
He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard
More of a curse. He can't urn it off.
More milage on thought.
Like a word play Gandalf
He's a grand wizard
I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think
Mark “give it a goog” Normand
Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha
oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.
Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.
why would you lie about it?
@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao
@@GunakillyaOGI call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.
The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.
so crafty🤣
Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣
Yeah it’s getting out of control
He got me at hair wallet
I hate that it’s funny😂
“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?”
Guilty! 😂😂
need evidence
him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol
I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂
Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible
The reaction got me.
That butt was miked up good
"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂
10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.
Great adjective.
"I dated her...black chick"
First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!
I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun
COMEDY! We're having fun
Funny 😂
The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂
That one had me in tears 😂
The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂
Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂
@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢
0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!
3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.
I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend
"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂
The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂
“He’s faking it” 💀
“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭
He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂
"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀
Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍
The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better
JOHN DEEZ
One of the best comics of our time!!!!
At the very end....
"You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣
Mark is a living legend. 👏
the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao
Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.
that first woman has a huge gunt
Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂
"I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭
Kevin Hart is a legend
I've never seen this comment before!
Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man!
Darn it that's humorous.
@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid
@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny
@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool
“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆
I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.
Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....
Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!
for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!
12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all
😢 so emotional
Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there
The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing
No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food
LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible
Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl
Did he fart at the show or something
Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.
Mark,
After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic.
Love,
Joe
The last clip!!!😂 what a great finish of a great video. Bravo my friend. Bravo!👏
“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂
Theo starting to blend in to the wall
5:15 tony hawking is absolutely wild🤣
Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂
Tony Hawking killed me
Normand, keep these edits coming
10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.
What a great way to start my day!
The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners
Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic
Normand is king!
😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH
1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo
“Give this a Goog”
LEGENDARY THING TO SAY
Great ending 😂
"He is faking it, " 😂
omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead
He's so quick with it.
Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA
It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!
Late night summer night with a jaunt. This was great 🙏
Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol
"tony hawking" was so good
Mark is on it
Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent
Mark rule! So fast and funny.
8:53 was wild😂😂
“Those are called gays” 😂😂😂
This guy is the best
"nah, she died"... laughing controllably
I can’t look past that either 😂
that last clip was fucking insanity lmfao
dude that first joke so good
The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣
11:07 I’ve never seen Theo this thrown off
You can do it!
Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣
“I’ll let it go”
"send me the tape" 😂🤣
12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!
Legend
"Hair wallet" is a hilarious term for a yamaka.
never misses
Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10
Queef Latina!!
Mark Normand:
"Comedy"
Me:
"This guy gets it"
12:27 - Pretend it's a gunfight you weren't going to report to the police.
Normand is becoming my favourite comic
He was like melted 😅