This is why I love Dry Bar's channel. Such good comedy without needing to go to the lowest common denominator for laughs. Too bad Amazon Prime Video and Netflix don't have these specials in their libraries. These guys are so much better than some of the more "famous" comedians you can see on Netflix.
"I'm a little concerned your valet isn't gonna make it back." LMBO!!😂😂😂😂 I had a car that whenever I turned on the blinker, the windshield wipers would start going!
As a hard working musician Ive been in exactly this position. Booked at a swanky hotel, needing the credit card and finally them Having to let me stay without the credit card on hold. Life is hard sometimes but his way of telling this makes it funny :). Hope his career gets him many stays at awesome hotels.
This all sounds very funny, until you find yourself in one of these places. I went on a cruise around New Zealand - never been on a cruise ship before - and I was chastised for not having a suit, to wear to dinner. Who takes a suit and tie with them on holidays? Thankfully, we docked at a town with a great second hand shop. The kids loved the 'retro' look. Let's call it that. Anyway, if your family take you on a cruise, you've been warned.
"The door handle was pulled off in a failed car theft incident. So what you have to do is stick your finger in the door handle hole and push the rod down." I parked it myself. True story. At the time I was ready to embellish with, "and don't worry about spiders," but it never came up.
Man I felt so outta place there, like just even wandering around checking out the place I might get kicked out for not dressing up nice. Lol thats like old money, generations of rich type of place
I think we have the same car. I finally had to get the AC fixed, because you can't drive a car in the summer with no a/c AND windows that won't roll down.
No AC and can only roll down one back window due to the time the mechanic borrowed the wiring to the windows to fix the problem with the electrical so the car would start. To replace the wiring harness would be more than the car is worth.
I thought I had some ragged out cars , I once looked at a truck for sale and someone had replaced the ignition switch with a light switch for a house . Just touch the brown wire to it , flip and pull the starter wire off and go .
I stayed in three star hotels in europe: every hotel in Spain was better than any hotel I’ve ever stayed in here in the States. And the continental breakfast was off the charts good.
Pull and lift door shut bit was hilarious, perfect delivery with a straight face, just enough volume.. perfect. This guy has perfected his act of storytelling.
Now I know why my rich friends frowned when I told them I'd finally accepted a credit card offer. I didn't need one before age 40. My first one had a $500.00 limit because I asked them not to make it $5,000.00 and that's as low as it would go. I just wanted to rent movies from Blockbuster without leaving a cash deposit every time. I still paid cash for the rentals on return.
I got asked for a card at a hotel I was staying(paid by my uncle); I told them I did not have a card. Debit card neither or cash. They did let me in my room reluctantly.
I remember when a man in a red jacket tried to take my backpack. Made me feel stupid and snobby, just standing next to him holding my bag when I'm not disabled or anything. Lol
Chad is definitely in my top 5 list. Smooth and subtle ... man I was literally rofl.. Brother came by wondering what happened and he too joined the party.. 🤣🤣.
Kelly York I once drove an old VW bug from the 1970s. The heater never worked...not sure there was even a heater at all...just occasional warmth from the engine after driving for about 30 mins...so I always had to dress in a ton of layers to drive to class...I looked like a homeless person with four layers of clothes on. If it was going down to freezing at night, which it occasionally does in winter in the SE, I had to take the back seat out and Unhook the battery, then bring it inside for the night...then hook it up again in the cold, dark, early morning (with a flashlight) just so it would start and I could go to class. (And I’m a girl.).
Reminds me of the time when I was the new kid at the office and the production VP threw me an invite to a big client's holiday party... at the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta. Fanciest party I have ever attended to this day. The horror of realizing I *had* to valet my car... an 87 Ford Escort. The open top shelf bar, prawns the size of my hand and 3 live bands made me forget pretty quickly though :D
Great Act & He's So True On How Society/Businesses Are & Vehicles... & When You Give them Your Card Number You Can Still get Mystery Charges from Them Months Ltr When U B Half the Country Away... Plastic Can be Both a Blessing & a Curse & Generally The Curse part Costs More
I with ya, I've had the continental breakfast at hotels I haven't stayed at. I was staying in a different city for a convention, hotel with free breakfast on the way there, couldn't resist. (I knew about the free breakfast because I tried making reservations there but they were full)
Lol I had a ford explorer where the driver door handle didn't work from the outside. So I'd have to open the rear driver passenger door, reach in and pull the handle. Then you have to make sure it doesn't close while you get in. Was a real pain in the wind. There was also something wrong with the speedometer wiring so the needle wouldn't always show you speed. It'd die and go to zero, then shoot back up depending on how bumpy the road was. Also the Gas tank would be empty when the meter read about 1/4-1/8 of a tank. Though the thing ran pretty good all things considered.
"I don't care about the thread count on your pillow case, I care about free waffles" should be a t-shirt
Adam Williams yes!
Make it happen, Tspring
I read your comment as he said it.
Adam Williams lol yes!!!
Free waffles!!
"Just so you know... probably won't even happen..." 🤣🤣🤣
My belly hurt from laughing at that part
“My pretend charge just got rejected? I’m not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford free.” Wtf a $750 hold. That would wipe lots of people out.
well he said its a high end hotel.
$750 for incidentals is high even for a high end hotel, unless he was staying all month.
carschmn
Hey are there any other candidate who can get the tickets for the weekend or do I have to die
It's to keep riff-raff like me out.
@Vega Crux
Ah but, riff-raff with money = good.
Riff-raff with no money (like me) = bad.
NETFLIX GIVE THIS MAN A 1 HOUR SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!
tshegofatso monama Pay for it
Great comedian
Good
Never happen, he doesn't use profanity, talk politics or slam religion.
Rotfl....”I drive the car where you have to start explaining things.” Lol!!! Been there!
Me too. I have to tell people how to exit my car--it's not a one step process....
This is why I love Dry Bar's channel. Such good comedy without needing to go to the lowest common denominator for laughs. Too bad Amazon Prime Video and Netflix don't have these specials in their libraries. These guys are so much better than some of the more "famous" comedians you can see on Netflix.
"I'm a little concerned your valet isn't gonna make it back."
LMBO!!😂😂😂😂
I had a car that whenever I turned on the blinker, the windshield wipers would start going!
I'm not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford FREE. LOL
Cpursup Favorite line. 🤣
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
As a hard working musician Ive been in exactly this position. Booked at a swanky hotel, needing the credit card and finally them Having to let me stay without the credit card on hold. Life is hard sometimes but his way of telling this makes it funny :).
Hope his career gets him many stays at awesome hotels.
5-star show - excellent, they raise 'em funny in Missouri...
"my pretend charge, just got rejected?"😂😂
😂
This is why motels are the best, always free breakfast and your car is right outside your door!
Love his delivery. I laughed out loud at this one.
The jacket comment was so spot on. Give this man a Netflix special!
This all sounds very funny, until you find yourself in one of these places. I went on a cruise around New Zealand - never been on a cruise ship before - and I was chastised for not having a suit, to wear to dinner.
Who takes a suit and tie with them on holidays?
Thankfully, we docked at a town with a great second hand shop.
The kids loved the 'retro' look.
Let's call it that.
Anyway, if your family take you on a cruise, you've been warned.
Absolutely brilliant, love the shirt iron bit....
"I'm not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford free?"
I had to explain my 87 Ford door locks don't work anymore and the gear shift indicator is broken to the valet at the Peabody in Memphis
Kevin Korson - I'm from Nashville and we try to stay at the Peabody when we visit Memphis. The valet must have loved you! 😂
Try explaining the shift pattern of a 5-speed manual transmission to a 19-year-old on his first job. "Never mind. I'll park it myself!"
"The door handle was pulled off in a failed car theft incident. So what you have to do is stick your finger in the door handle hole and push the rod down." I parked it myself. True story. At the time I was ready to embellish with, "and don't worry about spiders," but it never came up.
Man I felt so outta place there, like just even wandering around checking out the place I might get kicked out for not dressing up nice. Lol thats like old money, generations of rich type of place
Haha he's funny. The credit card for incidental. The struggle is real! Not worth no waffles and $750 charge. Concerns for the valet driver
One of the best comedians I’ve seen on here or anywhere. Love it.
I love this guy. He's just humble
He is my new favorite
He is gold.
Same!
Can you take inspirational checks... too funny
I think we have the same car. I finally had to get the AC fixed, because you can't drive a car in the summer with no a/c AND windows that won't roll down.
Well, you could drive and bake cookies at the same time.
Gotta look at the upside of life!
Been there!
No AC and can only roll down one back window due to the time the mechanic borrowed the wiring to the windows to fix the problem with the electrical so the car would start. To replace the wiring harness would be more than the car is worth.
First time hearing this guy, but he rocked it!
Absolutely fantastic guy!
I thought I had some ragged out cars , I once looked at a truck for sale and someone had replaced the ignition switch with a light switch for a house . Just touch the brown wire to it , flip and pull the starter wire off and go .
🤣🤣🤣
This guy is amazing. Cheers.
love him
0:23
Yeah, that's me, so relatable. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is hilarious!
I also need the complimentary breakfast. I don’t make breakfast out every day money.
That's why I won't stay at 4 and 5 star hotels. All that extra money and NO BREAKFAST.
I stayed in three star hotels in europe: every hotel in Spain was better than any hotel I’ve ever stayed in here in the States.
And the continental breakfast was off the charts good.
Pull and lift door shut bit was hilarious, perfect delivery with a straight face, just enough volume.. perfect. This guy has perfected his act of storytelling.
Please bring this guy more times! He's funny as hell!
Now I know why my rich friends frowned when I told them I'd finally accepted a credit card offer. I didn't need one before age 40. My first one had a $500.00 limit because I asked them not to make it $5,000.00 and that's as low as it would go. I just wanted to rent movies from Blockbuster without leaving a cash deposit every time. I still paid cash for the rentals on return.
This is my dad's truck.
I got asked for a card at a hotel I was staying(paid by my uncle); I told them I did not have a card. Debit card neither or cash. They did let me in my room reluctantly.
Funniest comedy skit I have heard in years. This guy is GOLD.
Love your gig Chad.
Mike
One of the best
i love these clean and funny not all the curse words american tv is filled with
Awkward Silence FR😂FR
I remember when a man in a red jacket tried to take my backpack. Made me feel stupid and snobby, just standing next to him holding my bag when I'm not disabled or anything. Lol
My pretend charge got rejected??? Lol!!! 😅 Do you take inspirational checks?..... good laughs!
Thornberry is funny!
I really like this guy!!
Good stuff. The dude is funny!
This guy needs a Netflix special
Love the ironing the shirt.
Gifted comic...very funny....highly recommended!!! Great : )
his comedic timing is amazing
Glad you're getting back to comedy, "dry bar comedy"
Haha that lady's laugh in the background! 🤣
''That is not a joke.'' hehe
On point my friend. On point.
Have you never been up here?
That laugh in the audience! 🤣
Chad is definitely in my top 5 list. Smooth and subtle ... man I was literally rofl.. Brother came by wondering what happened and he too joined the party.. 🤣🤣.
OMG my car lol
When your card declines a pretend charge 😂😂
this guy is beyond awesome
Great delivery. Great set. Really relatable, too. 😂 👍🏻
This guy is awesome! Netflix, know your audiences !!
Pull and Lift car door- YES!!!!!!!!!
This guy is freaken’ hilarious! I strive for my humor to be like this guy!!
Chad, you made my day!
Genuinely funny!
This dude is hilarious and it's all in the talent. Didn't hear him swear once.
Love this guy lol
This man is hilarious! Great clip !
That was so funny, my sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣
Good stuff!!!
the hammering of dry bar comedy advertisement has made sure i will never do ANYTHING with their platform ever
LOVE!!!
Great...very FUNNY, I laugh the whole time.
Very funny hope to see you on AGT.
Kelly York
I once drove an old VW bug from the 1970s. The heater never worked...not sure there was even a heater at all...just occasional warmth from the engine after driving for about 30 mins...so I always had to dress in a ton of layers to drive to class...I looked like a homeless person with four layers of clothes on. If it was going down to freezing at night, which it occasionally does in winter in the SE, I had to take the back seat out and Unhook the battery, then bring it inside for the night...then hook it up again in the cold, dark, early morning (with a flashlight) just so it would start and I could go to class. (And I’m a girl.).
This dude's an alternate reality version of Hank Hill... I love it.
Reminds me of the time when I was the new kid at the office and the production VP threw me an invite to a big client's holiday party... at the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta. Fanciest party I have ever attended to this day. The horror of realizing I *had* to valet my car... an 87 Ford Escort. The open top shelf bar, prawns the size of my hand and 3 live bands made me forget pretty quickly though :D
This guy is hilarious!!
Great Act & He's So True On How Society/Businesses Are & Vehicles... & When You Give them Your Card Number You Can Still get Mystery Charges from Them Months Ltr When U B Half the Country Away... Plastic Can be Both a Blessing & a Curse & Generally The Curse part Costs More
Great follow up at the end, bringing the valet back into the mix. *ROFLMBO*
That was hilarious!!!!
You do real good man
So funny!!
People are looking at me funny in the library but I don’t even care at this point. This guy’s jokes are gold
Great Job! Very entertaining funny stuff.
“I think it’s a wiring issue” I friggin lost it LMAO
I agree about the 5 star hotels!
This guy kills me! 😂😂😂
Oh what a dry face :) Love it.
Chad you are very funny guy .😂🤣😆
This Guy needs His own show on Netflix or something!! Hilarious!😁🤓
Hilarious!!
Man this guy is the Millennial-Meets-Millionaire mood
I with ya, I've had the continental breakfast at hotels I haven't stayed at.
I was staying in a different city for a convention, hotel with free breakfast on the way there, couldn't resist.
(I knew about the free breakfast because I tried making reservations there but they were full)
Pull and lift door.
😂😂🤣🤣 Thank you.
This dude is funny man
Lmao 🤣 hilarious!!! 👍🏻👍🏻
Lol I had a ford explorer where the driver door handle didn't work from the outside. So I'd have to open the rear driver passenger door, reach in and pull the handle. Then you have to make sure it doesn't close while you get in. Was a real pain in the wind. There was also something wrong with the speedometer wiring so the needle wouldn't always show you speed. It'd die and go to zero, then shoot back up depending on how bumpy the road was. Also the Gas tank would be empty when the meter read about 1/4-1/8 of a tank. Though the thing ran pretty good all things considered.
That was good👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂