Five Star Experience. Chad Thornsberry

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  • čas přidán 15. 05. 2019
  • A Five Star Experience isn't for everyone. Watch "Junk-Cars & Valet Parking" by Chad Thornsberry only at www.drybarcomedy.com/chadt
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Komentáře • 188

  • @adamwilliams2679
    @adamwilliams2679 Před 5 lety +296

    "I don't care about the thread count on your pillow case, I care about free waffles" should be a t-shirt

  • @Autmazing
    @Autmazing Před 5 lety +114

    "Just so you know... probably won't even happen..." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sygy6311
      @sygy6311 Před 3 lety

      My belly hurt from laughing at that part

  • @carschmn
    @carschmn Před 5 lety +267

    “My pretend charge just got rejected? I’m not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford free.” Wtf a $750 hold. That would wipe lots of people out.

    • @james6794
      @james6794 Před 5 lety +8

      well he said its a high end hotel.

    • @dlwatib
      @dlwatib Před 5 lety +23

      $750 for incidentals is high even for a high end hotel, unless he was staying all month.

    • @andreaplumley9314
      @andreaplumley9314 Před 5 lety

      carschmn
      Hey are there any other candidate who can get the tickets for the weekend or do I have to die

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 5 lety +8

      It's to keep riff-raff like me out.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 4 lety +1

      @Vega Crux
      Ah but, riff-raff with money = good.
      Riff-raff with no money (like me) = bad.

  • @fatsounderscorem
    @fatsounderscorem Před 5 lety +313

    NETFLIX GIVE THIS MAN A 1 HOUR SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan Před 5 lety +75

    Rotfl....”I drive the car where you have to start explaining things.” Lol!!! Been there!

    • @sygy6311
      @sygy6311 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too. I have to tell people how to exit my car--it's not a one step process....

  • @laoshiolsen
    @laoshiolsen Před 5 lety +24

    This is why I love Dry Bar's channel. Such good comedy without needing to go to the lowest common denominator for laughs. Too bad Amazon Prime Video and Netflix don't have these specials in their libraries. These guys are so much better than some of the more "famous" comedians you can see on Netflix.

  • @chippyl3331
    @chippyl3331 Před 4 lety +16

    "I'm a little concerned your valet isn't gonna make it back."
    LMBO!!😂😂😂😂
    I had a car that whenever I turned on the blinker, the windshield wipers would start going!

  • @Cpursup
    @Cpursup Před 5 lety +304

    I'm not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford FREE. LOL

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Před 5 lety +34

    As a hard working musician Ive been in exactly this position. Booked at a swanky hotel, needing the credit card and finally them Having to let me stay without the credit card on hold. Life is hard sometimes but his way of telling this makes it funny :).
    Hope his career gets him many stays at awesome hotels.

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions9203 Před 5 lety +63

    5-star show - excellent, they raise 'em funny in Missouri...

  • @claritycentral
    @claritycentral Před 5 lety +33

    "my pretend charge, just got rejected?"😂😂

  • @cindygiesbrecht3146
    @cindygiesbrecht3146 Před 5 lety +26

    This is why motels are the best, always free breakfast and your car is right outside your door!

  • @bazonka1
    @bazonka1 Před 5 lety +16

    Love his delivery. I laughed out loud at this one.

  • @josh4kicks
    @josh4kicks Před 5 lety +10

    The jacket comment was so spot on. Give this man a Netflix special!

  • @jasonayres
    @jasonayres Před 5 lety +70

    This all sounds very funny, until you find yourself in one of these places. I went on a cruise around New Zealand - never been on a cruise ship before - and I was chastised for not having a suit, to wear to dinner.
    Who takes a suit and tie with them on holidays?
    Thankfully, we docked at a town with a great second hand shop.
    The kids loved the 'retro' look.
    Let's call it that.
    Anyway, if your family take you on a cruise, you've been warned.

  • @steve20664
    @steve20664 Před 5 lety +34

    Absolutely brilliant, love the shirt iron bit....

  • @jamesdakis9691
    @jamesdakis9691 Před 5 lety +67

    "I'm not a wealthy man, I thought I could afford free?"

  • @PhotonTheta
    @PhotonTheta Před 5 lety +93

    I had to explain my 87 Ford door locks don't work anymore and the gear shift indicator is broken to the valet at the Peabody in Memphis

    • @3p1cand3rs0n
      @3p1cand3rs0n Před 5 lety +7

      Kevin Korson - I'm from Nashville and we try to stay at the Peabody when we visit Memphis. The valet must have loved you! 😂

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 5 lety +14

      Try explaining the shift pattern of a 5-speed manual transmission to a 19-year-old on his first job. "Never mind. I'll park it myself!"

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 5 lety +4

      "The door handle was pulled off in a failed car theft incident. So what you have to do is stick your finger in the door handle hole and push the rod down." I parked it myself. True story. At the time I was ready to embellish with, "and don't worry about spiders," but it never came up.

    • @johnwells6486
      @johnwells6486 Před 4 lety +1

      Man I felt so outta place there, like just even wandering around checking out the place I might get kicked out for not dressing up nice. Lol thats like old money, generations of rich type of place

  • @Suz562
    @Suz562 Před 5 lety +124

    Haha he's funny. The credit card for incidental. The struggle is real! Not worth no waffles and $750 charge. Concerns for the valet driver

  • @BombedNevada
    @BombedNevada Před 5 lety +26

    One of the best comedians I’ve seen on here or anywhere. Love it.

  • @kristilisakleiner9384
    @kristilisakleiner9384 Před 5 lety +39

    He is my new favorite

  • @sherrielane1602
    @sherrielane1602 Před 5 lety +90

    Can you take inspirational checks... too funny

  • @mojo6385
    @mojo6385 Před 5 lety +35

    I think we have the same car. I finally had to get the AC fixed, because you can't drive a car in the summer with no a/c AND windows that won't roll down.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 5 lety +5

      Well, you could drive and bake cookies at the same time.
      Gotta look at the upside of life!

    • @Cindyd25
      @Cindyd25 Před 5 lety

      Been there!

    • @windyhawthorn7387
      @windyhawthorn7387 Před 5 lety +1

      No AC and can only roll down one back window due to the time the mechanic borrowed the wiring to the windows to fix the problem with the electrical so the car would start. To replace the wiring harness would be more than the car is worth.

  • @Shawnx-jb7sv
    @Shawnx-jb7sv Před 5 lety +6

    First time hearing this guy, but he rocked it!

  • @Natlar
    @Natlar Před 5 lety +9

    Absolutely fantastic guy!

  • @blue39503
    @blue39503 Před 5 lety +14

    I thought I had some ragged out cars , I once looked at a truck for sale and someone had replaced the ignition switch with a light switch for a house . Just touch the brown wire to it , flip and pull the starter wire off and go .

  • @sgtoz
    @sgtoz Před 5 lety +32

    This guy is amazing. Cheers.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +7

    0:23
    Yeah, that's me, so relatable. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is hilarious!

  • @carschmn
    @carschmn Před 5 lety +18

    I also need the complimentary breakfast. I don’t make breakfast out every day money.

  • @gr82bcrazy1
    @gr82bcrazy1 Před 5 lety +16

    That's why I won't stay at 4 and 5 star hotels. All that extra money and NO BREAKFAST.

  • @SammytheStampede
    @SammytheStampede Před 5 lety +12

    I stayed in three star hotels in europe: every hotel in Spain was better than any hotel I’ve ever stayed in here in the States.
    And the continental breakfast was off the charts good.

  • @blazbohinc4964
    @blazbohinc4964 Před 4 lety

    Pull and lift door shut bit was hilarious, perfect delivery with a straight face, just enough volume.. perfect. This guy has perfected his act of storytelling.

  • @lacrauzorro
    @lacrauzorro Před rokem

    Please bring this guy more times! He's funny as hell!

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh Před 5 lety +6

    Now I know why my rich friends frowned when I told them I'd finally accepted a credit card offer. I didn't need one before age 40. My first one had a $500.00 limit because I asked them not to make it $5,000.00 and that's as low as it would go. I just wanted to rent movies from Blockbuster without leaving a cash deposit every time. I still paid cash for the rentals on return.

  • @moabfool
    @moabfool Před 5 lety +24

    This is my dad's truck.

  • @caru3257
    @caru3257 Před 5 lety +5

    I got asked for a card at a hotel I was staying(paid by my uncle); I told them I did not have a card. Debit card neither or cash. They did let me in my room reluctantly.

  • @sygy6311
    @sygy6311 Před 3 lety

    Funniest comedy skit I have heard in years. This guy is GOLD.

  • @N-Scale
    @N-Scale Před 5 lety +2

    Love your gig Chad.
    Mike

  • @danielschriever3448
    @danielschriever3448 Před 5 lety +3

    One of the best

  • @Biobele
    @Biobele Před 5 lety +21

    i love these clean and funny not all the curse words american tv is filled with

  • @KB-tg7pf
    @KB-tg7pf Před 5 lety +4

    I remember when a man in a red jacket tried to take my backpack. Made me feel stupid and snobby, just standing next to him holding my bag when I'm not disabled or anything. Lol

  • @cristianz7
    @cristianz7 Před 5 lety +10

    My pretend charge got rejected??? Lol!!! 😅 Do you take inspirational checks?..... good laughs!

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 Před 5 lety +17

    Thornberry is funny!

  • @swish6754
    @swish6754 Před 5 lety +4

    I really like this guy!!

  • @Curt100
    @Curt100 Před 5 lety +8

    Good stuff. The dude is funny!

  • @wolfstadt_
    @wolfstadt_ Před 5 lety +2

    This guy needs a Netflix special

  • @memelachney2
    @memelachney2 Před 5 lety +2

    Love the ironing the shirt.

  • @windywind6110
    @windywind6110 Před 5 lety +6

    Gifted comic...very funny....highly recommended!!! Great : )

  • @yirmiyahyisrael1512
    @yirmiyahyisrael1512 Před 4 lety +2

    his comedic timing is amazing

  • @carl-ok9gn
    @carl-ok9gn Před 5 lety +12

    Glad you're getting back to comedy, "dry bar comedy"

  • @BrandonTownsend
    @BrandonTownsend Před 5 lety +5

    Haha that lady's laugh in the background! 🤣

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve Před 5 lety +4

    ''That is not a joke.'' hehe

  • @JeneeyO
    @JeneeyO Před 5 lety +3

    On point my friend. On point.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 5 lety +5

    Have you never been up here?

  • @AnnHope53
    @AnnHope53 Před 5 lety +2

    That laugh in the audience! 🤣

  • @cityofangels11
    @cityofangels11 Před 3 lety

    Chad is definitely in my top 5 list. Smooth and subtle ... man I was literally rofl.. Brother came by wondering what happened and he too joined the party.. 🤣🤣.

  • @deanabennett8461
    @deanabennett8461 Před 5 lety +15

    OMG my car lol

  • @SquatSimp
    @SquatSimp Před 5 lety +4

    When your card declines a pretend charge 😂😂

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist Před 4 lety

    this guy is beyond awesome

  • @breakyourstory
    @breakyourstory Před 5 lety +2

    Great delivery. Great set. Really relatable, too. 😂 👍🏻

  • @tyribakken17
    @tyribakken17 Před 4 lety +1

    This guy is awesome! Netflix, know your audiences !!

  • @janedaily128
    @janedaily128 Před 5 lety +2

    Pull and Lift car door- YES!!!!!!!!!

  • @SocknessMonster
    @SocknessMonster Před rokem

    This guy is freaken’ hilarious! I strive for my humor to be like this guy!!

  • @glenngundermann2433
    @glenngundermann2433 Před 4 lety +1

    Chad, you made my day!

  • @stevehall383
    @stevehall383 Před 5 lety +2

    Genuinely funny!

  • @marklowe7431
    @marklowe7431 Před 2 lety

    This dude is hilarious and it's all in the talent. Didn't hear him swear once.

  • @konamichelle
    @konamichelle Před 5 lety +3

    Love this guy lol

  • @shellbellexx3
    @shellbellexx3 Před 5 lety +3

    This man is hilarious! Great clip !

  • @alid6060
    @alid6060 Před 5 lety +3

    That was so funny, my sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ron5118
    @ron5118 Před 4 lety +2

    Good stuff!!!

  • @cigaro_kaz5401
    @cigaro_kaz5401 Před 4 lety

    the hammering of dry bar comedy advertisement has made sure i will never do ANYTHING with their platform ever

  • @busolaak
    @busolaak Před 4 lety

    LOVE!!!

  • @connieweisman4497
    @connieweisman4497 Před 5 lety +2

    Great...very FUNNY, I laugh the whole time.

  • @BlueSkyPortal
    @BlueSkyPortal Před 5 lety +1

    Very funny hope to see you on AGT.

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 Před 4 lety +1

    Kelly York
    I once drove an old VW bug from the 1970s. The heater never worked...not sure there was even a heater at all...just occasional warmth from the engine after driving for about 30 mins...so I always had to dress in a ton of layers to drive to class...I looked like a homeless person with four layers of clothes on. If it was going down to freezing at night, which it occasionally does in winter in the SE, I had to take the back seat out and Unhook the battery, then bring it inside for the night...then hook it up again in the cold, dark, early morning (with a flashlight) just so it would start and I could go to class. (And I’m a girl.).

  • @AgentWill65
    @AgentWill65 Před 4 lety

    This dude's an alternate reality version of Hank Hill... I love it.

  • @jawjagrrl
    @jawjagrrl Před 3 lety

    Reminds me of the time when I was the new kid at the office and the production VP threw me an invite to a big client's holiday party... at the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta. Fanciest party I have ever attended to this day. The horror of realizing I *had* to valet my car... an 87 Ford Escort. The open top shelf bar, prawns the size of my hand and 3 live bands made me forget pretty quickly though :D

  • @torchyswinson7264
    @torchyswinson7264 Před 4 lety +1

    This guy is hilarious!!

  • @Nomadcreations
    @Nomadcreations Před 4 lety

    Great Act & He's So True On How Society/Businesses Are & Vehicles... & When You Give them Your Card Number You Can Still get Mystery Charges from Them Months Ltr When U B Half the Country Away... Plastic Can be Both a Blessing & a Curse & Generally The Curse part Costs More

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 Před rokem

    Great follow up at the end, bringing the valet back into the mix. *ROFLMBO*

  • @JosephGauthier
    @JosephGauthier Před 5 lety +2

    That was hilarious!!!!

  • @darengauthier522
    @darengauthier522 Před 5 lety

    You do real good man

  • @leah1590
    @leah1590 Před 5 lety +3

    So funny!!

  • @Markism07
    @Markism07 Před 4 lety

    People are looking at me funny in the library but I don’t even care at this point. This guy’s jokes are gold

  • @paulwerner1892
    @paulwerner1892 Před 5 lety

    Great Job! Very entertaining funny stuff.

  • @enjoiNirvana
    @enjoiNirvana Před 4 lety

    “I think it’s a wiring issue” I friggin lost it LMAO

  • @NeighborofKT
    @NeighborofKT Před 5 lety +2

    I agree about the 5 star hotels!

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy Před 5 lety +1

    This guy kills me! 😂😂😂

  • @ZergRadio
    @ZergRadio Před 4 lety

    Oh what a dry face :) Love it.

  • @denaredford6701
    @denaredford6701 Před 5 lety +1

    Chad you are very funny guy .😂🤣😆

  • @ylfi3284
    @ylfi3284 Před 4 lety

    This Guy needs His own show on Netflix or something!! Hilarious!😁🤓

  • @kandiwolfe1125
    @kandiwolfe1125 Před 5 lety +3

    Hilarious!!

  • @WigglyTuffStuff
    @WigglyTuffStuff Před 5 lety +1

    Man this guy is the Millennial-Meets-Millionaire mood

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 Před 4 lety

    I with ya, I've had the continental breakfast at hotels I haven't stayed at.
    I was staying in a different city for a convention, hotel with free breakfast on the way there, couldn't resist.
    (I knew about the free breakfast because I tried making reservations there but they were full)

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 5 lety +4

    Pull and lift door.

  • @dianaboughner7977
    @dianaboughner7977 Před 5 lety +2

    😂😂🤣🤣 Thank you.

  • @jaydekonah
    @jaydekonah Před 4 lety +1

    This dude is funny man

  • @terezjordon2290
    @terezjordon2290 Před 5 lety +2

    Lmao 🤣 hilarious!!! 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @leathery420
    @leathery420 Před 4 lety

    Lol I had a ford explorer where the driver door handle didn't work from the outside. So I'd have to open the rear driver passenger door, reach in and pull the handle. Then you have to make sure it doesn't close while you get in. Was a real pain in the wind. There was also something wrong with the speedometer wiring so the needle wouldn't always show you speed. It'd die and go to zero, then shoot back up depending on how bumpy the road was. Also the Gas tank would be empty when the meter read about 1/4-1/8 of a tank. Though the thing ran pretty good all things considered.

  • @grandpa6650
    @grandpa6650 Před 5 lety +2

    That was good👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂