The “Llamas with Hats” Guy's Final Moments
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- čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
- A man got 37 big ouchies, in the chest. This is the TRUE STORY of how it happened. Back the new Llamas with Hats epilogue on Kickstarter:
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I had to call it “big ouchies” or else the video got age restricted. Fun! There's less than a week left to back the "Llamas with Hats" epilogue and get rewards like a signed DVD or Blu-ray of the full series (epilogue included!)
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BIG OUCHIES-
XD
Super excited
Youll put this in too right?
Bottled Water is very craveable!
The touch of the audio recording progress bar being Carl slowly moving towards the 37-ouchie victim is genius.
I know. The silhouette inching closer and closer gave me anxiety lol
39 if you include the improv-involuntary-double-hand-removal/consumption-surgery
Or as we in the business world call it, IIDBRCS!
No, we don’t know where the B came from either
1:04
The idea humans can't hear the llamas speaking English but for them it's just llama noises kinda changes everything I ever thought about this series ngl.
I love it so much
Kinda makes a lot of the incidents more horrifying somehow.
That changed the whole tone for me. I thought I came here to laugh...
Makes me wonder...how did Carl manage to order that mojita (before swallowing the bartender)? If he hadn't swallowed the bartender, would ha have gotten the mojito, a different drink, something else or nothing?
@@Hermititis a note. if an animal came to me with a note asking for an order, i would fill it out
I choose to believe that Carl can speak fluent English but chooses to make llama noises around humans.
I choose to believe that this is the case for all llamas.
i like this choice
I choose to believe this gose by Back in the Barnyard rules. You know, animals can't talk to humans.
@@josephdavis9234 Not quite, many llamas just speak fluent Spanish rather than English. Sometimes both.
Honestly yes.
He was brutally oopsie-doodled with only one install left. What a tragedy...
Apparently, "last install" is the more modern equivalent of "just 2 days from retirement".
it was his last install
He was three days from retirement.
I can't believe that llama tiddlywinked that poor man
The fact that Carl wasn't talking but was making Llama noises was rather unnerving. It makes you wonder if he can ACTUALLY talk or whether he just does this whenever he's in one of his "moods" again.
Maybe the humans can't understand the llamas?
He has trouble speaking words when his tummy is making the rumblies ... that only hands can satisfy.
@@nicola9378 Maybe.
Makes you wonder about Paul though. I get Carl being weird, but Paul?
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Paul is the Sane test subject, Carl is the last test subject.
You mean you couldn't hear Carl clearly asking the man politely to leave his house and he was at the wrong address and then proceeded to slowly become engaged as the man was failing to leave, tried pushing the man out, but when the man pushed back, Carl became blinded by rage and fear so he proceeded to defend himself with his last recorded words being, "Guess You're going out like this."
The delirium from missing breakfast that morning certainly didn't help. Maybe if the guy shared some snacks instead the smell of snacks on his hands when Carl asked before asking him to leave, he would have been fine. But no. No snacks and wouldn't leave.
Carl is clearly innocent in all this. This recording proves it. Not sure what video you were watching. We all know super intelligent creatures can talk. Like the apes in planet of the apes.
The fact that jason used this as an excuse to practice his love of foley art is just so precious.
That was in fact the primary creative impulse that drove this video!
@@filmcowHi.
@@filmcow It _is_ some damn fine foley.
Why does my spellchecker object to "foley...?" Oh, it has to be capitalized. It's "Foley," apparently.
Yup. "Foley." I guess the guy was "Jack Foley."
That's a fact I know now.
@@meatharborI always assumed it was cause mick foley kicks ass 😂
@@meatharborMy phone does the same thing. But I thought it was because of Axel Foley. 😂
For some reason, the idea that humans can't actually understand them when they speak makes the whole thing so much more horrifying.
I thought it was just Carl in murder mode.
@@watertommyz When you got a craving for hands, you go into murder mode. Completely understandable.
because it implies that now we have to worry about all the organisms on earth summoning eldritch horrors, not just humans.
like imagine every ant being capable of summoning cthulhu
What makes you think he didn’t do that on purpose
@@Biodeamon| Don't worry, they're easily distinguished by their hats!
For the record, wild Llamas can actually mess you up bad. Especially the ones who can hold knives.
They have a pointy tooth to rip off esch others testicles.... what do they need a knife for
especially the ones craving hands
@@orphandevourer766especially those ones whose stomachs are having the rumblies
@@Armored_Lasagna0327 Especially the ones who display all of those peculiarities.
@@jessiehogue.Especially the ones who have access to nuclear missiles for god knows whatever reason
The slow creep of the llama silhouette making its way across the screen was all the more ominous when you look away for a moment only to realize it's steady and inevitable descent upon it's victim.
I was eating a sandwich and wasn't watching the screen and when I looked back it was like 3/4s of the way there, so horrifying
@@corvid-1950
The realization of it is sudden and chilling, I know. It leaves one to dread the possibility that somewhere in the world at this very moment, a llama in a festive hat somehow holding a knife, is slowly but steadily making it's way directly towards you. Never stopping, never tiring, never not hungry for the sweet sweet finger licking succulence of hand meat! 🙌
@sjenkins91812 oh no, not my hand meat Q.Q
This is precisely why I carry 38 Band-Aids in me at all times. "But he only had 37 ouchies!"
Look, we know full well one is going to fold in on itself and become unusable.
**IN** you?
@@justatiredguy527
you never know
oh, you can just.. put bandaids inside your fleshy human skin?
@justatiredguy527 prison wallet 😏
Detective Mittens could have solved this case, if it weren't for the bureaucrats down at the precinct...
Don't you mean "the bureaucats"?
meow meow MEOW... meow MEOWWW meow MEOWWW MEOWWW (blood everywhere)
@@ytubeanonwell done, mittens….you scary f*cking cat
Woah now, Mittens, no need to to use all those curses and slurs!
I agree
I always wondered why there was an MSN TV cable box next to that guy. Nice to see it come full circle!
I swear if he edited in the MSN TV I’m going to be upset more about this gaslighting
I had an MSN tv lol
@@PrederNationteam74 I think if he edits it in really poorly/obviously, like it's a square jpg, I'll dig the joke
It's not in the original
It was there the WHOLE TIME???
"don't look into our business"
That sounded like a threat.
There's no way to know for sure, though. Not without looking into their business. Which you shouldn't do.
It's definitely not a threat, given the series.
It's a promise. A promise of vaguely-defined consequences left to your imagination, which you know will somehow be exactly as awful as you imagined them.
That sounds like something someone who wants to look into their business would say.
😂 more like a promise 😅
“Ow”
-most likely the guy that got stabbed 37 times in the chest
big ouchies*
He was given 37 ouchies.
@@alauriseflynbig ouchies
Carl making actual llama noises induced a level of creepiness I NEVER thought I'd experience, especially from a ridiculously hilarious dark comedy like this.
The fact that Carl can only make llama noises in this lends itself to two horrible possibilities:
1. Humans cannot understand llamas here, which means that they had no comprehension of the horror Carl unleashed in the final episode. To them, a regular animal simply caused untold chaos and misery with no explanation because he was above their comprehension, like an eldritch monstrosity.
2. Carl makes these noises and does not speak on purpose, which means he was purposely making those noises to lure the man upstairs. He knew he was coming and wanted him to have his guard down by assuming he was a regular llama.
So now the question is: was Carl **ALWAYS** only cabable of llama noises, or was he deliberately not speaking to the installer to mess with him?
You say mess with him as if implying they are used to humans talking lmao
@@stupidmango4036, people talk a lot around animals, so why wouldn't he be used to humans talking?
@@stupidmango4036 , of course they are used to humans talking. Humans talk to/at animals all the time (like the victim in this recording did), plus they were in many situations (the boat, the revolution, etc) where I'm sure they coukd overhear humans conversing to each other.
@@stupidmango4036 , why wouldn't they be used to humans talking? Humans talk around animals a lot, plus I'm pretty sure Carl is capable of eavesdropping.
I don’t know if the fact that Carl sounds like an actual llama to humans is more or less disturbing
Wow, this was genuinely tense. This series really does explore the thin line between comedy and horror.
As the man lost consciousness, he began to believe the llamas actually spoke...
The prequel we all needed
Holy crap, seeing Carl slowly approach the man across the bottom of the screen is terrifying.
And all this time I thought the man was a burglar and Carl was acting out of self-defense. What a fool I was
To be fair he SOUNDS distressed when the guy talks to him
I remember assuming the same thing.
I think this was Carl's first murder. This is where it all started. Imagine if this guy had just left, the apocalypse would have never happened
Doesn't Carl mention that he was the cable repair guy in the first episode?
@@darkassassinkantafly …No.
Is this to imply that the llamas aren't actually speaking English, and what we hear is a translation from their natural animal noises?
I don't know tbh but assuming that they share the same universe with shadowstone park all of the sane animals spoke english while the insane ones made animal noises. Just based off of that I think they do speak English but just to be scary Carl acted like an animal.
There's that ominous whine in the audio when the 'crazy' animals are on screen in Shadowstone Park, too. Maybe he has his own personal crazy-rock.
@@AntiKipKay Except Carl is insane. Maybe the animals speak both English plus the corresponding animal noise, but Carl can only speak Llama due to this, and it's translated?
This is a surprisingly accurate representation of a real llama
Souce: I was a zookeeper for real llamas
It's true, I was one of the llamas
He was hungry for hands. Give him a break.
He had the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.
I found this hilarious
Ok, but how does this fit into the Llamas with Hats: Babies lore?
You know now that I see an alive unstabbed version of this man he looks an awful lot like famed war criminal and mass serial killer Jerma985.
If Carl couldn't understand the TV guy how could he know he wasn't a home invader?
A home invader with delicious hands
Glad to hear Charlie worked as a TV installer before he was resurrected as a Unicorn
That would even make sense in this universe, there are so many tvs in Charlie 😂
I love that we're getting more Llamas with Hats content like this even if it is just to draw attention to the epilogue kickstarter. This whole "recording" was actually genuinely eerie and unsettling
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The real question we all need answered is how did he get the name "The 'Llamas with Hats' Guy" Maybe have a prequel that finally answers THAT question, bub.
I assume it's just his case nickname. A lot of murder victims get weird nicknames, especially Doe victims.
Jason's keeping us well fed with an epilogue AND a prologue. Icon behavior.
this feels like analogue/found footage horror and i absolutely love it
I was just gonna say that or scenario horror but it looks like you beat me to it
I LOVE how at the bottom of the screen the little icon of Carl gets closer and closer to the icon of the Guy as the video progresses! Such a good little detail!
It's been 84 years...
wow new lore omg when’s MatPat gonna analyze thi-
…oh wait
Don't be sad, we got Lee.
Too soon.😭
@@Random_Nobody_OfficialWe got nothing.
he's never done llamas with hats even before all this lol
Carl got him
Little did the man with 37 ouches know... this would, in fact, NOT be the last MSN TV install. The set-top boxes would continue to be sold through the end of the year and service would continue for another four years. Assuming the events of Carl happened near the initial telling of the story back in February 2009.
Ah yes, the perfect “Llamas with Hats” ASMR …
0:42 Ok Boeing, I won't. I don't want to end up like the last two guys.
Ahahahaha so true
This implies that anthro talking animals are unusual in the LWH universe, but that doesn't explain why they can just go out and about in society. Perhaps the guy accidentally transcended material planes when he crossed the threshold of Carl's front door.
so ominous the way carl is slowly sliding towards the human
Babe wake up, new Llamas with Hats video just dropped
"big ouchies" made it even weirder and funnier so it was a good workaround for CZcams restrictions
I've waited years for this
Same
Was it as long ago as that megaman flash game?
@@grogagog5190 longer
Like many others, Carl actually just making llama noises as opposed to speech changes my outlook on the series
this implies the lammas are not speaking english or even considered sentient raises more questions than it answer, and makes the ending even more grim, since it means that the humans didn't even KNOW why the world ended. It'd be like if an ant summoned cthulhu.
like how does a lamma pay rent for an apartment? WHERE DID THEY GET THAT HAT???
The humans would just be like "oh shit a fuckin' llama...what the fuck"
The llamas are absolutely sapient, though
Also this is just me rambling, but
If you have a number line from 1 to 1 million.
Ants on 1. Humans on 1,000. Cthulhu/other elder eldritch unfathomable gods on 1,000,000.
Picture our relationship to ants for a minute.
Ants are incredibly tiny. Miniscule. The average specimen smaller than even our fingernail. Insignificant. Able to be flattened between the fingertips with barely a thought. Their mounds able to be toppled and completely destroyed with minimal effort. Minds far, far simpler than ours, depending on pheromones, bound by them, even, sometimes getting lost and circling and circling to their deaths. Inferior in intelligence and might compared to the human, who towers so far above them as to pierce the ant-heavens and beyond; the human who sees some species as pets to keep in a controlled, simulated space, and others as painful, biting pests unknowingly trespassing on their unfathomably vast territory. We know how to concoct the most effective and vile contact poisons for them, caring little for their well-being. We transcend beyond the ant's comprehension, and everything they cannot fathom and more we in fact find normal.
Does any of this sound familiar? Say, to the relationship between the human and the elder god, perhaps? We are but mere ants to Cthulhu, running around, dependant on currency and social status and self-actualization, struggling with politics and corporate greed and global warming, as divided and hostile to one another as we are united, and all this, all this, the elder gods perhaps find... amusing? We can never know, just how the ant can never know how we feel.
An ant summoning Cthulhu is like a human summoning... whatever the _elder gods_ deem unfathomable. After all, 1 is to 1,000 as 1,000 is to 1,000,000.
In other words, yeah, I'm just bolstering your "ant summoning Cthulhu" comparison
The fact that Carl is getting closer to the human means the countdown of when he’s about to die is honestly terrifying
All theses years wondering what was the msntv box was doing next to the dead body.
Man, hearing small intonations of Charile, Carl, Paul, all the singing animals. Really makes me realize how long this channels been a part of my life. This is a titan of early internet culture. Hope the Epilogue makes it
He was just one install away from retirement 😔 smh
I loved the hoofbeats going from four to three
This is genuinely scary becoming in the og series, while we knew carl was evil, we were kinda able to not really think abt it too much because of the comedy. But now we know what hes actually like when hes committing these crimee😭
THEY WERE NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH THIS WHOLE TIME!! WHAT!!?!?!? THEY WERE SPEAKING LLAMAN THIS WHOLE TIME
Omg, I love how the time left of the video is displayed by a silhouette of Carl slowly approaching "the guy"
So this proves that Carl was clearly an alternate universe version of crazy Joe devola from seinfeld.
" I keep my door open, I like to encourage Intruders".
The entire world was destroyed, and the last thing most people heard was the shrill bleating of a llama. True horror carries a touch of the absurd.
The prequel we've all been waiting for. 🙋🏻♂️
"His business is our business. Which is none of your business!"
im so glad yall are doing more with llamas with hats
This channel's really in its Renaissance era of audio-only storytelling and I'm all here for it 👌
yknow this makes me wanna look closer into your business operations
No!!! Don't do it!!!
Idk why but that seems like a bad idea...
@@filmcow thanks for the reply, been watching since 7 yrs old man. means the world! (16)
How'd I never wonder how a Llama stabbed someone with a knife.
But it’s carl’s least favorite thing to do
The story we didn't know we needed.
So this means that the whole time they're taking, to us it'd sound like llama noises!
gosh I hope that intrepid MSN TV installer recovered from the ouchies
Besides Harry Potter Puppet Pals, you're the first youtuber I've ever watched. I will literally never forget seeing Charlie the Unicorn all the way back in elementary school. Definitely a core memory, leading all the way to the humor I have today. Thank you for being you Filmcow
This is now required to be watched first before the viewing of the whole series
The sound design on this is too good.
gotta love carl inching closer to the guy lol
This is the experimental comedy of FilmCow I love
2:40 if only he knew how real that statement was
I cannot believe after all these years we are getting some closure. Rest in peace MSNTV guy.
To think after all these years... This is so cool!!
The origin of the "Llamas with Hats " man!
Geez that was stressful. Now do the cruise ship!
there is a game !
(wonder if it still exists?)
Finally after all these years
Carls slow hoof clacks as he approached the man in the end is such a creepy visualization. Amazing!
Watching Carl’s silhouette, head towards the guy is by far the scariest part, shivers
Glad to see this *finally* addressed!
Never noticed the MSN tv that was always there
No cause this was both absolutely terrifying and hilarious.
ive been binging some of your videos for like 2 hours and just realized you posted this while i was watching
I’m 27 I needed more llamas with hats thank you 😭
That was honestly, the most haunting thing.I've ever Ever watched?This is the greatest thing i've seen
*_We’re gonna make it out of Candy Mountain with this one boys_*
i love how carl just slowly creeps forward as the recording comes to a climax its honestly terrifying yet hilariously morbid
The murder victim that started it all.
Well, that’s unfortunate because I must look into your business. It’s my duty as…an employee of the Better Business Bureau! Open Up!
Never thought Carl could actually freak me out but hearing him make animal sounds and not talking was pretty damn scary
seeing you get into making audio theater is such a cool thing, seeing as you were part of the reason i fell for sound design and started making audiodrama myself. this is really good.
this whole time and i never noticed that msn tv set top box on the ground by his body. your videos are always so full of detail! something new to see every rewatch!
I love the llama image slowly getting closer on the video
I wasn't expecting a prequel of this quality level. Though it does make me wonder: is the implication that the humans can't understand them when they talk, or is that something Carl was doing to mess with the guy because he was in a mood?
Incredible and harrowing. A perfect way to handle something where the audience knows the ending!
This has been such a great marketing campaign lol
This is some serious deep lore.
I like how Carl on the bottom of the audio slowly approaches the man
In Carl's defense, he honored the guy's request to the letter.
This is proof that radio stories of the past need to come back