Rustlecuffs 2: Super Fight Fridays III - DEF JAM VENDETTA
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"Grrrrr...THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME! It's what you're hearing...it's what your hearing! THE ZAIBATSU GONNA GIVE IT TO YA! RUSTLECUFFS RUFF RYDERS STYLE!"
Thanks to Maren for the title art - / rennerei
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic - www.reloadlasts...
that intro, Solid Woolie vs Liquid Woolie
+TrueEnding I am already a demon Great Black Otaku!
"I'M YOU! I'M YOUR SHADOW!"
"Yo dawg, that's racist."
+TrueEnding *Doughy Woolie.
TastySammiches what about Plasmic Woolie?
And with the Heroic Tyrant D-Mob defeated. The best friends went their separate ways, with the truth in their heart. Pat went on to cheat his way out of his trailer park, and became one of the most wanted gingers throughout his province. Woolie founded a pie delivery service with dear old Grandma Swamp supervising, making sure that no pies were actually delivered. And Liam, with new found courage after facing his D-Mob sized fear, went back to the vents that he calls home, to watch Bible Black with dignity once more.
And what happened to Matt?
+dathblaze Matt... well, Matt's other story.
+TheTrueChuster The Best Friend Crusaders is my favorite part of Jojo
croftant2 Well, some might say that "John Cena's Tendency" was kinda good, but it´s the original "TBFP´s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Pies" is one of the best arcs ever created.
+AntChodeny [Matt died on the way back to his home planet.]
That D-Mob fight at the end looked more like fighting a raid boss in a mmo then it did a wrestling match in a fighting game.
d-mob vs. divas was like watching a dark souls fight
+Austin Bedwell D-Mob is the Smelter Demon, confirmed.
It did have the right amount of Pat bitching.
drop your shield
+Austin Bedwell does that mean drop your shield or does that mean ...Drop.Your.Shield ;)
Rip DMX
Lost a real one
Best intro. No competition.
You're forgetting Zone Tan's
+Jay Wegrez Zone and Punishment are my favorites. Special mention to that black guy(i forget his name) who said he was raised in salt. I got hype IRL.
+dyldragon1 WHEN WAS ZONE-TAN'S ?
+Jay Wegrez Until Pat's Mom and Hitomi J-Cup make one
+Jay Wegrez
HE BROUGHT THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
Watching this in 2020... the best friends aren't best friends anymore, everyone's getting sick, and people are rioting in the streets... but this still brings me immense joy.
Divas vs d-mob forever
DMX was probably too busy:
*Impersonating an FBI officer while attempting to carjack a vehicle*
*Driving without a license and in an uninsured vehicle*
*Being involved in dogfighting*
*Driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs*
*Surrendering himself to officers on weapon possession charges*
*Drug possession*
*Speeding and reckless driving (again without a license)*
*Pleading guilty to aggravated assault*
*Violating parole*
*Robbery*
*Failing to pay child support*
*Being a Christian and reading The Bible every day*
So yeah, maybe he didn't have time to be in Def Jam Fight for NY
+Krawtch He was also busy trying to be the very best like no one ever was. Facing down Ja Rule with Kamina.
+Krawtch There was an incident once involving DMX in a hotel room. I believe the police report says that when officers arrived on scene, DMX manager and uncle had a recent gunshot wound in his foot, and DMX was holding a smoking gun. No charges were filed because no one collaborated with the police.
+Krawtch I have no idea who DMX is but as Yahtzee once said. He's either a rapper or a video format.
+Krawtch So you're saying I should hire him as a babysitter?
+Malisin E'Cila That's probably a bad idea. I don't know what passes for good parenting these days, but I got this suspicion that letting anyone who stared opposite Steven Segal in a movie within 500 yards of your children is not on that list.
Know that on this day three brave girls defeated the unbeatable, Immortan D-Mob.
Fear and misery was vanquished on that day, they toppled the low blowing black giant.
Their vendetta will be remembered through history.
I was hoping for Woolie to crying into a bucket of potato salad or a lean cuisine.
kraft dinner lol
+Chu E. lunchablez
+Emerson Cisco Fucking canadian :P
+Chu E. what you didn't see was the 5 seconds before where he inhaled the potato salad. That's why he needs to drink mayo from a bottle. It was really dry and he needs to even it out after the fact.
And then guiltily proceed to stuff his face in a pie. Which is stolen, of course.
That d-mob vs divas match is hands down one of my favorite Two best friends moments. Fucking hysterical.
The fucking Raid Boss style fight they had against Matt was the greatest thing ever.
The footsies!
Know that fly on Matt's arm? The sheer manliness of Matt's energy made the fly evolve into a beast powerful enough to overthrow Godzilla as the king of the monsters.
matt is literally an boss fight.
+Dusty Black While what you said is true, it's time for the daily grammar tutorial! If you are having trouble deciding whether to use "a" or "an," simply look at the word after it. If the word after it starts with a vowel, use "an." If it starts with a consonant, use "a." For example, I won "an" award, or I won "a" Tony.
So yes, Matt is literally a boss fight.
John Fisher you are my boss fight.
+Dusty Black He's the boss fight that's just a dude after you take out the giant monster boss, AKA, the hardest yet coolest fight
+thatonedude675 The true hype
+thatonedude675 so Senator Armstrong?
Matt's Godzilla laugh as D-Mob is the greatest thing ever.
D-Mob was basically just a Dark Souls boss, and Opal had to summon in phantoms to help her, and they just ended up fighting over the spoils.
Matt's cackling during the DMob battle is one of the greatest things ever.
"in the absence of enemies, friends become enemies." foreshadowing???
Even over a year later, the Rustlecuffs intro is still one of the greatest things this channel has ever produced, and Matt as D-Mob versus the rest of the Zaibatsu as women is one of the greatest events in the history of mankind.
Had me in tears.
A fly landed on Matts arm in the intro...Hypest Fly on youtube
the fly is his stand
+Dominick Benson ...called Superfly?
+GELTONZ There's already a stand called that
D4C
...of course there is >_
+GELTONZ Its a pretty stupid stand.
WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO FOR 24 HOURS HUH
SOME OF US DON'T HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE
I for one furiously masterbate
Conor Doherty You kidding? Liam's womanly legs and hips do it for me XD
Do all Connors just not have lives?
+Robert Reich only 24 hours tho?
Darrian Weathington I never said I'd stop when they upload
"How do you write 'smoke weed every day' in Sanskrit?"
- Liam 2015
I guess Woolie's behavior in the intro reflects the effort that was put into uploading today's 3 pm upload.
What effort? The lack of a video was intentional.
+MrFelix656 No they uploaded 17 videos of Hulk Hogan games today...but they just vanished in to the ether.
+AfroMetalMizu There was a video. They re-uploaded the Starfox video that they fucked up earlier this week, but youtube felt like acting like it was releashed a week ago and it didn't show in the subscriptions.
PureMetalDragon Really? Huh. Thanks for being on top of things dude. Good to have someone who knows what's going on.
+MrFelix656 explains how i couldnt see it
_soooo..._
Basically, Woolie's is the FatBaz equivalent to GreatBlackOtaku?
FatBaz actually had moves, though.
Vicious.
Matt yucking it up harder than any member of the zaibatsu has ever yucked it up.
22:25 is when the real shit begins. The 3 ladies take on the hero of this tale, D-Mob lol. One of the best matches in Rustlemania history.
no matter how many times i hear it. pats laugh in the intro is just sooooo great. makes me giggle uncontrollably
I could watch Cactus Pat menacingly open that thing of Gatorade all day.
I don't think I've heard Matt laugh as jovially as he did during that D-Mob versus Ho-stable match, oh man, i've never enjoyed a single wrussling match more than that.
Holy Shit, that final match had me crying!
I'm sure I'm not the only one who wanted Matt to win that.
That fight was amazing.
"When you're in the ring with four people..."
Because D-Mob is his own worst enemy.
Matt's joyous laughter at that 3 ladies vs 1 D-Mob match was a thing of true wonder.
21:16 yo, that was perfect
Pat is just too cute sometimes.
+Misaka Mikoto Not as cute as Liam Senpai KAWAII DESU
I like hentai to cx
+Misaka Mikoto Pat looks EXTRA Canadian-Kawaii in these wrestling intos, lol. Must be the flannel~
I love how the game tells them how to pin and they don't even fucking notice
+Mania The buns aren't ginger, that doesn't make any sense.
Woolie: The Liar, Pat: The Cheater, Liam: The Traitor, Matt: The Shit
Traitor.
Thank you. Will edit.
+JaggarZF Matt: The Boss, fucking boss character picking shit
Matt: The bitch
+JaggarZF Matt: the nobody
Going back and watching this 2 years later and Cactus Pat still makes me laugh
Liam's John Cena mask thing will forever be the best thing to come from these guys. Shit kills me every goddamn time I see it.
Mayonnaise and soda... ughhhhhhhh
Seriously just watched the Simpsons episode where Homer mixes alcohol and Mayonnaise and drinks it from the jar.
Mayo itself is just fucking gross.
+NARATO0 Welcome to Canada, where mayo can be on hotdogs
+NARATO0 i gagged ugh
But if it were miracle whip
Matt's usually the one to run out of the ring so maybe he should be Matt the Coward
Matt the Dishonorable
No. He's Matt the smart
+Sixshot619
you smaht
UNLIKE WORF, MATT HAS NO HONOR...ALEXANDER.
The zaibatsu must've been in zones archive since last night because they forgot to upload a video earlier.
Matt said that Part 12 of Starfox was meant to go up today, but it was already out.
The lack of a 2pm video was intentional, not a forgetful mistake.
+ghostfear2011 well like matt I put my own narrative on things even if it's really dumb
watching that Filabutt flash
+Devon Palmer
"must've of"
That's a new one.
I forgot about that opening.
Oh my god, it makes me so happy.
AAAAWWWW SHEEEEET SON
DMX'S BACK FROM THE NUZOCKE! *ARF ARF!!!*
I honestly had forgotten the Nuzlocke had happened.
As did the rest of us.
D-Mob's struggle is nothing, but divine.
Oh they must be playing the GameCube version because I can't hear ANYTHING over the L/R analogs clicking. :-P
That final boss fight Matt pulled was the sickest shit!
That last match was a sight to behold...
Matt's D-Mob matches made this the best fisticuffs yet, holy shit that laughing while just reversing everything the rest of the zaibatsu throws at him is the fucking greatest.
Woolie the liar
Pat the cheater
liam the betrayer
and matt the schemer
Elsewhere, Liam and Matt are watching Zone-tan's intro... with pillows over their laps.
Matt playing the Heel this video...
All these women in the ring
"I'll take D-Mob."
That's the best.
This is basically a Best Friend Brawl + Liam
97% of the sw1ther vids are the best friends and lame liam
+mark Ervine (Lizard knight) Liam isn't lame, he just isn't salty enough to be on brawls.
John Fisher
Eh he's just kinda there alot, doesn't really add anything to the show.
+mark Ervine (Lizard knight) Liam mostly shines when he's doing crazy bullshit when he's in control of a game, and giving the occasional one liner that'll just put you in stitches.
RainDaemonic
Not really he's kinda bland and if he wasn't in a vid I would notice or care, he's just there to add an "extra" voice that isn't funny or memorable
That intro is how i feel about life in general
The Harem Crusaders of Liam, Woolie, and Pat have finally defeated the hero pimp tyrant D-Mob. With their teamwork and compassion, only together could they overcome the greatest hero of this generation...but even in their victory, their friendship only lasted so long, until Pat got jelly of Liam's bottom bitch status, and a fight ensued. Liam's neck was broken instantly in an attempt at a submission, and once it was between Pat and Woolie, the destiny of the world changed that day...the day Woolie become the true Bottom Bitch.
That Cactus Pat shot from the intro get me every time. That shut is so good. It could only be made better if he just started eating handfuls of that Gatorade powder
man Woolie just owned that first fight. and the boss fight the was Matt versus the ladies was down right hilarious!
i love how you can see the end of matt's tattoo
30:09 This is how D-Mob deals with his assets when they step out of line.
"YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
I'm gonna miss this intro
I really like at the end how D-Mob is so fucking strong he dodged half of the moves and reversed the other half, he's even more OP than God Rugal
"Wait, Great Black Otaku again... No, the quality suggests someone's watching it, probably another black guy- It's Woolie. In his wrestling persona. Yesh."
i've seen a lot of nasty shit, but drinking mayo out of the bottle is somehow worse than most of it
then chasing it with orange soda and Oreos double gross.
He's punishing himself for being fatter and grosser than Great Black Otaku by becoming _even fatter and grosser._
Well that's the last rustlecuffs...
I can't believe its ending soon...
I'll miss this...
matt's laugh at 28:00 ish when he exits the ring made me lose it
I swear to fuck it looks like Pat is having a goddamn blast during this intro and he's just kind of falling all over himself in enjoyment and I can't fucking take it this intro is so good.
RUSTLEMANIA 2: SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY 3: presents: CRYME TYME: MAXIMUM FELONIES.
I was laughed so hard watching 3 female characters against Dmod.
Its was hilarious mates, thank you for uploading ^___^
The rustle train is pulling in boys. Seems like we're finishing with the hypest hype on CZcams!
DMX wasn't in the other Def Jam games because he was too busy making that Super Bowl commercial.
This is honestly what I was hoping for and waiting for the most
Man this was the best episode in Rustlemania 2.
I never thought I'd see the day when someone would kick a door open while wearing sandals.
I can't believe these guys aren't all friends anymore :(
At least Pat and Woolie, and Matt and Liam, are still friends and make content together. They all seem happier than they were toward the channel’s end, so I’m happy for them. I think Woolie’s also still cool with Matt and Liam.
But yeah, I get what you mean, it’s a bummer that we’ll never see them all together like this. I’m glad they left all these videos up!
@@carmelcity9527 Yeah I'm living in the past I tend to do that too much :) love to still go through some of my favorite LPs over the years and I'm watching and supporting their new content as well. These guys were my daily routine for so many years and it still feels weird to not have that comforting place to go and have a laugh every day but obviously I'm glad that they all seem happy now as well
I played this game so much as a kid, it was so good.
This video was so good you forgot to add the "UNRUSTLED" outro clip.
my favorite part of these openings has been pat laughing with the Gatorade.
i have fond memories of this game, probably one of the best fighting games ive had
I've never wanted anything more than for Matt to win that 3v1.
that was a really good promo, one of the best yet.
I like how DMX is the face and description of this video, but in the session, he got obliterated by RAGE.
"No one! Evah! Beats! Me!"
You lost D-Mob...
EA's mantra:
"Find a franchise fuck it up, and all the day you'll have good luck"
Watching D-Mob swing Opal around by her foot ala the Hulk to Loki was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.
Matts costume is so fucking hype
The first song that pops up is something by COMP. Fucking incredible.
23:25 " *YOU DON'T KNOW ME!* "
" ... "
"*ANND!---YOU DON'T KNOOOOW...*
...
*WHAT'IAAIME...*
*CABLE-ABLE OVEE!* "
I have never heard Matt laugh so derisively as half way through that three on one.
This has been my favorite intro so far.
D-Mob fight was hilarious. More like D-Raidboss
As awesome as this year's Rustlemania was I missed the old Friday Night Fisticuffs and I'm glad its back next Friday. Great ending to this year's Rustlecuffs tho :D
Love the intro. I still think Pat's laugh can cure cancer.
pat laugh at the beginning is fucking amazing
NOBODY FUCKS UP D-MOB'S CORNER STORE SUIT!
I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time
I feel like I've aged backwards a couple years
Where dafuq is my Until Dawn part 2??
"Your Honor... as you can see, at precisely 21:32 , My Opponent's client (a 'Mister
... *PROOF°* ), *WAS THERE* when he witnessed... indispensable *PROOF°* in his ability to continue the match!
Pat should go full blown Iori in every video he appears in.
Finally! Been bored out of my mind for 23 hours!
The fact D-Mob didn't go down until every lady was at 50% health really states the fact that he is the OP boss character.
being drunk enough to enjoy def jam is drunk enough to enjoy anything in the world
D Mob vs divas is one of the funniest moments ever on this channel lol
Pat's infamous "Wow, this looks like shit now!" quote rings true with this game.