I couldn't believe it (Balatro)
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- čas přidán 14. 04. 2024
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We're Balatro guys, of course we show up to the video immediately.
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Dip in mama lizzys unemployment oil
@@lontvany stay at home dad! The greatest form of unemployment!
@@Zalic23that sounds like heaven!
Borgalorg
The irony of misreading the joker's name as "blindness"
damn, i wonder if he noticed that minutes later into the video
he literally calls it that every time and I'm beginning to wonder if he has come up with his own inside joke for it
@@Tehpwnzmean1then continues to call it blindness
I love that he catches himself 1/2 way through that run, then goes back to calling it blindness 😂😂🤦🏻♂️
Truely a 🥚 moment
For future purposes, the Blackboard isn't asking "Don't have diamonds or hearts in your hand", it's asking "*Have* clubs and spades". So a wild card is fine for the Blackboard, even if the base card is a diamond, because it is *also* a club or spade.
Not so. Hearts or diamonds in hand deactivate Blackboard. Wilds in hand count as black, through, yes.
0:01 me when my newborn asks what game I’m playing
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0:01 me when my newborn asks what game i'm playing and asks me what a game is
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21:41 when I’m ordering at the drive through and ask for extra sauce
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we're type A guys of course we're glued to the screen judging his every act
Me when he sold baseball card instead of just selling smiley joker and taking luchadore joker
the throw right at the end was the peakest shit imaginable. 10/10 this is the fuel I needed
14:09
me when I'm a subsistence farmer and the seasonal monsoons are yet to arrive
Im getting farmed? 😮
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21:10 when you ask the tin man in the wizard of oz what he's going for
Planet packs are guaranteed to give the highest played hand
"Are we even playing flushes?"
Petition to ask localthunk to change the image of baseball card joker to an image of egg because I’ve never seen a pitcher throw as hard as he does in these videos
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"Let's not commit to anything and let our jokers do the talking"
Literally commits to 2 pair in round 2, lmao
😂😂😂
Class A chatter spotted in the wild
Peak NL. Forever the counter-thinker.
He has committed to 2 pair since the game has come out lol
NL takes Madness early, is driven to insanity by the run
who could have foreseen this
Dude with the nebula deck but every hand he plays is lvl 1 is kinda impressive tbh.
NL thinks poker is not an intellectual game, and therefore plays it fast and loose, and it's just peculiar
@@Oxxyjoebalatros meant to be played fast and loose its what makes it special. he may take it to the extreme but its way more entertaining (to viewers and himself) and im here for it!
@@imnashes I disagree. I think it is meant to be played with some card-counting and a considerable amount of thinking. You cannot win on higher stakes unless you actually do this.
Really the big mistake that NL seems to make, that this video emphasizes, is for example he levels up 2-pair with like ten planet cards, and then seems to just completely forget that and try playing other hands instead. I know he isn't stupid, so it's instead that he isn't playing the game the way it's meant to be played. His badness is peculiar because like, chat doesn't Like seeing him play fast and loose. Nobody except him thinks he needs to play badly to keep up with some sort of concept of pace.
I don't find it entertaining to watch someone make lots of mistakes. Sometimes sure because it's comedy, but come on. I didn't know this stream was all slapstick self-demotion
@@Oxxyjoeyou sound so miserable lmao
@@vastonik well, I am not lol
When I was a kid, I had a fear of type A chatters. I was told that they felt no emotion, that their hearts never beat. But I know the truth now. When I see NL discarding a blackboard-enabling straight in favor of two pair, I have never felt more alive.
This guy plays overwatch
just play the red cards bro
Watching him take the three of a kind joker while two pair carried was hilarious
We’re Balatro guys, of course this is a “hold r” situation.
NL after selling all of his mult mult and his score becomes dookie. *picture of guy who’s really surprised with his hands on his head*
I really need to see this picture he keeps referencing
the egg brain cannot comprehend a planet based build
"We really arent playing flushes"
*takes high card buff*
-NL staring at his 12 flushes played by ante 5 in run info
Double dusk into burglar is so funny man
when you are x2ing the video to go to the real run of the video but the scuffed run you are x2ing is in fact the run of the video
Saw this video after the first run, and see what you mean LOL
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34:08 discards single card to avoid playing three of a kind, plays three of a kind anyways instead of straight. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I've never seen anyone throw a run quite like he did at 9:20. He was just fine, then he panicked for no reason.
Yup
Every day I watch I feel myself turning into a Type A Chatter. Send help my family is terrified of all the screaming
2:38 me when my mom gets a manicure on just one hand
21:41 when you ask Squidward to be nice to Spongebob for once
What a genuinely incredible episode. So many pog plays and fun work arounds
Northernlion
I finally bought the game and played for nearly 7 hours yesterday. I love it so much
“Greater it is to have ante 6’d and held r than never to have ante 6’d at all” - Shakespeare
take a shot for every time NL calls madness joker "blindness"
Gotta love how he realises and the proceeds to keep calling it 'blindness' for the rest of the run
No, you will die
20:12 Me when I link to a random part of the video before watching it
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Get it twisted: This is my tempo.
my brother in balatro, eternal jokers can only exist in the shop (no packs, no judgement)
well, except in the new beta of the game, they do show up in packs now. Lol. so hopefully he doesn't learn just in time to get it twisted
this was so painful lol
20:25 When i’m a german citizen and manage to survive the horrors of WW2 only to be forced to live in the horrific conditions of the soviet controlled East Germany
This made me laugh out loud underrated
fine you can have a thumb
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"Brother I can't scale" 😂
24:08
Me trying to piss with morning wood
the time stamp comments with me whens on this video are killing me, but this one made me actually laugh out loud
30:36 me when i go to a tailor and he offers me a different suit than the one i picked
Thank goodness he just uploaded, I was about to do something productive
Watching egg look for eternal joker in packs while they cannot contain a eternal jokers is golden 😂😂
8:41 me when i'm in 5th grade and my teacher asks me whats the square root of 9
"Blindness"
Edit: Oh shit he finally noticed!
Edit: nevermind
That Madness run was an all timer! Great stuff NL.
This game is so freaking good.
Your Balatro content sustains me
Hindsight is 20/20, but last hand needs to be the selected 10, then 2 pair with 8s and 6s lets you get the mult from the two pair and enables blackboard since all the red cards are played
This reminds me of my favorite book, I Have No Econ and I Cannot Scale by Philip K. Egg
Swinging to the fences this episode, poggy
Dude you are so sick at this game lol I'm learning a lot
Let's go, no challenge, just good and pure balatro :)
no way he sold the baseball joker. Im a type B viewer btw
Said every type A
Not anymore brother, welcome
@@ElaydzhaI'm just not a viewer anymore. He's actively trying to not learn anything at this point...
Blackboard being such a thinking mans joker and madness being such a chaotic one makes for a crazy run
21:50 Has a straight that will trigger Blackboard
Egg: We're Balatro guys, of course we discard straights to play two pair!
I honestly think Cerulean Bell is the most dangerous and obnoxious ante 8 boss. Shit has demolished so many of my runs before, good ones and ones like this where I barely scraped by just to get murdered by a card I can't use effectively.
Burglar + 2 dusk, legendary stuff
I came out here learning that Madness doesn't need to kill a card to gain mult.
Not playing the 2 pair as the last hand hurt me im sorry but im going type a on this one
We're Balatro guys, of course we say to let our jokers do the talking then decide its a two pair kinda run after seeing ONE Uranus in the literal first shop 😂
That was a very entertaining run
Don't think eternal jokers can show up in buffoon packs lmao
This video is a nice demonstration of how good blackboard is. very strong with 1-4 card hands
That last run defeat was rough
What a run
Flip man
actually a sick run
The madness joker talking 2 NL: My names not frickn blindness. *destroys a random joker*
9:55 hi tomo!
Instant cookery. Instant attachment.
balatraddicts
Planetless Nebula Deck run goes crazy
So close with blindness
You cant get eternals from packs until the patch drops
Bro,
HUGE econ W out here
HE HAD TWO PAIR AT THE END NL WHY
7 hands with 2 dusks no bueno.
22:30 are we even playing flushes the most?
Has played 12 flushes, the most played hand type this run.
Picks Pluto over Jupiter.
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HOOOOOOOLD (WHY didnt you Play 2 Pair in the End?! WHAT WAS THE COMMITMENT IN ROUND 2 for!???)
Don't know if he addressed it in an earlier video, but what's his take on the update?
I was starting to believe it's so sad
It's just the way he buys even Steven over Green Joker that does it for me. True hero
the first run was probably the worst run i’ve ever witnessed from anyone ever
He doesn't know he doesn't know the eternal jokers only appear on the shop aaaaaaaaaa
Persian diplomat recounting his inability to process what King Leonidas said before being kicked down the pit:
How come was there no buffon pack in the first shop of the video? Isnt it guaranteed now?
16:57 i thought to myself, why are you keeping the 2 friend? then I watched as he drew a full house, I realized I was mistaken, understood my blunder. That's when he discarded the full house. but what can I say he won didn't he, and besides what is the telescope voucher for if not a flush build anyway?
What the fuck was he thinking selling baseball LOL
Wait there’s a restart run key command?
Never let bro cook again
man blindness joker goes crazy
I feel like he didn't commit enough to trying to make black flushes
I paused the video after he sold jim joker cuz I knew it was over. Came back later and he was holding r the next round
9:48 the boys when they eject me from the friend circle in favor of my nonbinary friend who wants to go to a drag show
you missed
Getting x20 multi, kind of an insane play!
Who up nebuling they deck
8:23 type A chatter dipped in mama liz' balatro guys enters the chat
If you buy hieroglyph ante 1 is there a ante 0?
Yes, it is super easy to beat blinds there too as they are lower than ante 1.
Math bros im sorry but it's 1 am i can't be asked. Does the 2pair at the end get him there?
19:40 "we did everything we could do".... imagine buying a moon card...
Is there like a quick restart shortcut?
Hold R key restarts, if you're on unseeded it makes a new seed if you entered a seed it'll restart with the same seed
@@mt33205 thank you thank you
16:58 is where my type A came out. Discard a straight, discard a full house, celebrates finding a flush like the odds were against him.