Nick you should make one of your channels, “Nick After Dark” and then you can tell all the naughty stories you want and anyone who doesn’t want to watch can go elsewhere
I can’t roll like that F that, I don’t like the idea of sharing my husband. I’m good. We talk about everything but Sharing him I’m not ok with. My personal opinion.
I thought I could just picture him really breaking out in song “I’m back I home. I’m back. Hot and steamy. I love cheese. I love cheese. “. I swear I peed my pants. Hey! Maybe I’ll make a video too! Girl pees.... lolol.
This is possibly the BEST story I have ever heard, I am laughing my head off...feeding time at the zoo, the elephant trunk let loose, Chapter 17 t& he protagonist , it just gets better and better! You need to do more of these Nick PLEASE!!!!!!
Rationalizing sleeping with other people while being married is straight scummy, and implying that it would've been "fun" to open your bedroom when you were younger and cared about being someone's one and only is - in one word: pathetic. Five minutes going through your videos says your marriage is just not good.
@@angelaharris-anderson122 I wish everyone of his videos was this. He was so so funny because he wasn't trying to be.. thinking his parents were listening so he made up other things to say!!! 😂
"He put his marshmallows in my face". Nik, I love you so much. I am 43 and have never enjoyed your videos as much as I have enjoyed this one. Thank you, so much, for sharing. 💜💜💜
Yea I agree he always orders a lot of food, says that he is hungry, but then never finishes his food. So it's like he is leaving his food to the animals.
I died!!!!🤣🤣🤣 "Chapter 17" I howled!!!! "Bowl of porridge, no that's the 3 little pigs" 🤣🤣🤣 "A bird shit on my head" 🤣🤣🤣 never laughed so hard in my time watching you! LOVE this video!!! Thank you for making me laugh!!!!
OMG I'm deceased 🤣🤣🤣 This was the best storytime ever. The pretending of reading a book, the wrapping paper, I could go on an on. So freaking funny!! I literally cried from laughing! Nick you are the King of storytelling 👑
Today's storytime is NOT for kids. Thanks!
Aye
Wow, obviously.
Nikocado Avocado 3 well I’m 15 nick wdym u did yo taxi driver
Thanks for the heads up! ❤️🥑
Ok, thanks for letting us know! 😊💜
Open relationship is only fun until you or your partner falls in love with the other people..
So true! Just happened with one of my friends and his wife. They're getting a divorce and he's marrying the other girl + has baby on the way
@@codie2526 yikesss
That, or until your partner gets an std from the other person and shares it with you..
Daisy Murillo 🤢
@@codie2526 fuuuuck, bet she's younger n hotter too
Who else isn't a middle aged women?
I'm an elderly lady ✋🏽✋🏽
Middle age white woman who is dieting right here! 😂
Does 39 count ha
Right here
Doyle Mcpoyle u not middle age it’s 45 and up
Who else is watching this after there most recents video talking about how much they hate each other and want a divorce😐
meeee
Ik he’s still big here but he looks way worse now😭
It’s all staged tho
ME
Me😂😂
Nick you should make one of your channels, “Nick After Dark” and then you can tell all the naughty stories you want and anyone who doesn’t want to watch can go elsewhere
Great idea
Ooh. Nick At Night! Yes!!!!
Awesome idea!
L.C i hope he sees this comment
L.C lmao kids will find it
It’s so crazy to think that this was only 10 months ago and whilst he was overweight here, he looks skinny here compared to how he looks now.. Damn.
That's exactly what I wanted to say!
Ikr
Crazy to think that your comment was 8 months ago and whilst he was overweight then, he looked skinny 8 months ago compared to how he looks now. Damn.
@@waynepayne9875 oh this is even worse
@@poptwat holy shit
“I was SHOOKETH” ...”wait wait they don’t understand that.... I WAS STARTLED” omfg I died when he said that 😂😂😂
“ I was JUNGSHOOK”
@@amyperez1110 no
Winter Bear no
Remember when Nik set up this channel because he wanted a family friendly channel that wouldn't be demonitised.........
Well 🤣
Lmao
Lol, he needs a naughty Nick @ Night Ch now.
@@jamsla2635 that's a great idea, I hope he see's this comment
Jams La omg what an amazing channel name!!
AHEM
So... this is what we’re watching during quarantine
Shut up 💀💀💀👀
Yah im hungry
Mhm
Yes girl
Obviously
29:41 is where he starts the real story
Brittany Willsey thank ya
Brittany Willsey you’re my new favorite person
Thanks so much
Thank you
Thanks he talks a lot :)
When he shouts “in chapter 17” I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god i,m dying!,,,
Sharni Daley that took me out
LMFAOOOOO
I'm 16😂😂😂💔lol
i couldn't catch my breath i was laughing so hard
I’m literally dying right now
Nik Imma need more 18+ story's I feel like I'm hearing gossip
Team Gamica it's not about u it's not about what u need
Yas bitch we need more piping hot tea
@@pastelrave7432 yhea bitch its true
"THE ANTAGONIST KEPT HIS SOCKS ON!"
Lmfaooooooo
Cuppa Tae and Christine Lee ARMYYYY ayyy wassup😎😎
Nick: “I hope no one hears me”
Also nick: “IT WAS LIKE AN ELEPHANT TRUNK”
PRESS THAT BUTTON
When nikocado said that this is not appropriate for kids
Me : I don't care
wow your so bad
@@Aim2.0 HAHAHA
I swear
@Natalie Smith lol girlie im 14 xD
I’m still in the womb
I can’t roll like that F that, I don’t like the idea of sharing my husband. I’m good. We talk about everything but Sharing him I’m not ok with. My personal opinion.
Alicia Guevara agreed
No ones asking you to.
Notafan Notatall well it is her opinion
I agree
u dont need to share him hes getting aorund fine himself im sure
When he’s talking about slapping his thing on the guy and starts singing the I’m back home song 🤣🤣🤣 I was in tears
mitten1031 hahaha me too I was dying 😂😂
I thought I could just picture him really breaking out in song “I’m back I home. I’m back. Hot and steamy. I love cheese. I love cheese. “. I swear I peed my pants. Hey! Maybe I’ll make a video too! Girl pees.... lolol.
I like him hes so funny n dramatic HES JHIS TRUE SELF
how can someonefind this normal this digusting behaviour
@@balkantvofficialbackup how it's funny he's having a laugh u dummy
Yoooo when he brought out the wrapping paper 😂😂😂🤷♀️🤷♀️
😂😂😂 played it like a damn trumpet 😂😂😂
I lost it
Haha omg I cracked up
Dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm f♡ck£d 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This might be one the most interesting videos I've ever watched on youtube.
💯🌈🖤💀
who asked
your dog speaks chinese? I asked , now shut the f up
@@flamingo7939 tf did i ask you bitch
your dog speaks chinese? Chill
“The antagonist kept his socks on!!!” And him flopping that goddamn wrapping paper around!!! 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haahahaha omg if they ask I will say I’m reading a book!! I’m crying so funny
When he started reading out loud like he was reading a book🤣🤣
Lindsay Renee when?
@@San-yu9ft 55:34 :)
Had me LMFAO hahahaha
Yes that took me out!!!! Lmao
That was so funny for dessert he got some whipped cream
I’m sorry but why is the category “Science and Technology”?
*The psychology of Nikocado*
He is testing how big he can get and still call it water weight
Ian Hansen oml that’s perfect
Legaru no one:😐 me:😂
I LOST my shit when he brought out the wrapping paper 😂🤣
someone need to make a GIF
😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😂😂😂
DIED A THOUSAND DEATHS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yesssss!!!! Omg I was done!!
"I was shooketh.... (oh they don't know what that means...) I was StArTlEd" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead lol.
I cant wait to get to that part. Lolol
why am i leaning into my laptop n giggling like my friend is telling me a juicy story, this is honestly how girls tell each other stuff lol
@kmn100 o k b o o m e r
I don't like Nick but this reminds me of when I was like 12 and I would call my bff and we would gossip about our crushes 💀💀💀
kmn100 fuckin virgin
sarah wood yes!!
kmn100 LMAO GET A GRIP
He’s telling this story like it’s straight out of wattpad lol , LOVE IT
When he starts yelling “OH CHAPTER 17..OH THAT WAS THEE WORSE”😂😂🤣🤣
SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Korkmaz Elif 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I was shooketh” 😂🥴🥴
55:27
ikr
me: is a guy, is 19.
Nick: hello middle aged woman.
Me: hi.
I feel you.
@S00T thank you 😂
I lost it when he was “reading the book” 😂😂😂
alyssa lemieux HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣😂🤣
When?
Jenna Perez 55:15
Im like dying of laughter. He is sooooo funny 😍😘
I was DYING LAUGHING!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
This was hands down the best story time you've ever done
L T thank you!!!
This is DEF a video I'm gonna come back to watch when I'm sad. I've never laughed so hard!!!
I was engrossed. Haha.
And when he said he was reading a book lmao
Omg he just pulled out wrapping paper. How random
IKR OMG
nik: “i wasn’t the one who came onto him, he came onto me”
also nik to the uber driver: “wanna come in?”
When he pulled out the wrapping paper and was doing the demonstration I lost it😂
''he puts his marshmallows in my face and starts twerking and im beating it like a drum AYE MACARENA"
this has to be my favorite story time omgggg
This is possibly the BEST story I have ever heard, I am laughing my head off...feeding time at the zoo, the elephant trunk let loose, Chapter 17 t& he protagonist , it just gets better and better! You need to do more of these Nick PLEASE!!!!!!
I agree😂
This is seriously one of the best stories ever.. S/O to the sound effects 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can tell it's true Nik barely ate anything
Nik: my viewers are middle aged
Me: I feel attacked...
Middle aged is 50-60 not 30- 40 wtf?! Lol. How dare he attack us!! 😂😂😂❤💕
I’m twelve😬
@@taym9931 please stop watching this...
im freaking 17 and I feel attacked when he say dont watch under 18 🙍
She can do what ever she wants rAcHeL.
Me: about to exit out of the video
Nick: this video is not for kids
Me: Nevermind imma stay a lil longer
Lol😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
U r f u n n y!🤣🤣🤣🤣
We kids always want what we aren't aloud to do
You know the story is good when Nick barely even eats the feast in front of him 😂😂😂💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Soooooo true 😂😂
18:26 is when he starts his story
Your welcome
Thanks
THANK YOU
Hannah Moore thanks
Grassy ass
Thank U Hannah❤ Not all Hero's wear capes!!😁
I like how most of the time nick wasn’t even eating his wings and food
It's very rare for him to not eat
“Cause that’s the only thing that fits this big ass” I FELT THAT NIK🤣😭😩
he’s like “my buddy my buddy” and i’m like “ayee macarena!” lmaoo nick you have me crying😂
Was he meaning "my bitch" ?? I'm thinking that's what it's gotta be but I'm not 100% 😂
BTS stan I think he was saying the N word
AlwaysforeverBTS it was the the n word he was referring to
@@shaylita oooooooh! Okay
Fr 💀💀
Rationalizing sleeping with other people while being married is straight scummy, and implying that it would've been "fun" to open your bedroom when you were younger and cared about being someone's one and only is - in one word: pathetic. Five minutes going through your videos says your marriage is just not good.
they have like an open relationship don’t judge fool it’s normal
It may not be for you, but if they BOTH agree on a open relationship then there is nothing wrong with it, let them be
@@greengastoofast nope its a "open" relationship
Open marriages are disgraceful
Sara e.e did i not just fucking say that you need some eyes kid
I’m 36 and 👀 I refuse that damn “middle age” term 🤦🏾♀️🤣😂👑💪🏾
TDvids middle age is 45-65 lol
Lol 36 isn’t middle age
Girl YES lol
Exactly sooo I don’t know why this young man is saying that 😂 👀
TDvids I’m 33 and already thinking I have to look into Medicare
"I was shooketh" oh wait they don't know what that means "I was starteld". This is definitely one of my favourite mukbangs you've ever done 😂😂😂❤️
lmbo
I know , I re watched that part 5 times. 😂😂😂😂
@@beepbeepgoodnite4329 lmbo i go back when a want to laugh it was to funny
@@angelaharris-anderson122 I wish everyone of his videos was this. He was so so funny because he wasn't trying to be.. thinking his parents were listening so he made up other things to say!!! 😂
“i literally started moaning out loud. i don’t know why. the camera wasn’t even on”😂😂😂😂
CRYING
😂😂😂
When he started hitting himself with the wrapping paper 💀
I like these filthy confessionals. Theres only so much interest from watching a person eat....he's upped his game. He's a maverick.
Most definitely I loved it
The fuck he ain’t Logan Paul
@@samanthablumenstein5861 you digust me
@@balkantvofficialbackup shut up
YASSSSSSSS I 100% agree!!!!!😂
Ur hair line looks like McDonald's
He got the vegeta cut
*bruh*
Diego Arredondo lmfao
you are what you eat
Bruhhh LMAO
I don’t think I laughed so hard in one video😂 his story times are the best!!!
Avery Ellis I laughed so hard too!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s hella gross lol
When Nick pretended like he was reading a book lmao
It feels like the roles were actually reversed and nick was stalking the uber driver on grinder 😂😂
We middle age women watch the whole video cause we nosey🤣🤣🤣
True😏😂😂😂
Daaaamn right 😂
I’m 21 lol
🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
“I’m as big as god would let me be” 😂 Did you rehearse this 🤣🤣🤣
Nick: This is not going on CZcams
Me: watching on CZcams
55:42
"On chapter 17"
"I was just shooke-ETH"
Nice Save Nick 😂
This is the funniest story time ever! I was laughing the whole time. When you were beating the drums I died 😂😂
“It was just like .. feeding time at the zoo” spit out my drink laughing so hard !! Wasn’t expecting that !! Best mukbang ever !!!
I actually didn’t skip around this time and actually listened to your story time!😂
✋😁❤
The waiving of the elephant 🐘 trunk has me deceased😂😂😂😂
Nick: *aggressively shimmies shoulders.* "Come here you little rascaL."
**Pulls out glock** *Unholy beings are not allowed in this Christian household*
This was one of your best story times especially because of how u told it that’s was the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂
laur nicole best best best ever loved it soooo much 😂😂
I laughed so hard at this. BEST Ever. He needs Niko channel 4 specifically for this type of story time.
So did Nik not get his just the guy? 😗
@@thegramg577 Nik said he watched the video he made after the guy left and then did his thing. :)
Yes!!
"He put his marshmallows in my face". Nik, I love you so much. I am 43 and have never enjoyed your videos as much as I have enjoyed this one. Thank you, so much, for sharing. 💜💜💜
You poor thing. You need to get out more love 😘
Fat Girl Freestyle I’m 33 and I always thought I wasn’t young enough to be watching him. I’m glad there’s more of us out there 😂😂
ashli prescott me too!!! 😂😂😂
Wow he's like 60lbs lighter here.
Lmao
Infinity minus sixty is still infinity
uh is that supposed to be a insult? because it truly isnt funny to me, weighting 2x my weight due to a illness.
or something lol.
"Get back over here you little rascal" 😂😂😂
Qui Rawlins that shit took me out lol
When Nik slapped the gift wrap paper on his face...DEAD!!!
Best moment 😂😂😂
"it was like feeding time at the zoo" IM SCREAMING
When he said “I was shooketh oh wait they don’t know what that means” I diedddd 😭😭😭😭
STARTLED
“I don’t know what they put in the water but it’s anaconda central” 😂 this is the funniest video you have made 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wtf if funny about this digusting story ?
@@balkantvofficialbackup Hater alert, the video won because it made you click on it 🤷♀️
“ I don’t know what they put in the drinking water ... but it’s like anaconda central ..” 💀
“My buddy my buddy” honestly has me SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂
I CAN’T!!!! Omg...when he grabbed that gift wrapper...I’m screaming laughing out loud!!! It’s 12:16am I CAN’T...🤣🤣🤣💀
He pulls out the wrapping paper 😂😂 I died 💀the antagonist kept his socks on omg this story I'm gasping for air 😂😂😂😂😂 orlin tought me well. I can't 😂😂
"chapter 17 was the worst" lmfaoo that part had me cracking up lmao
When he starts drumming that and says macarena oh god LMAO
Lmao I was so done!!!
when he broke into the “IM BACK HOME” i lost it
It’s funny you’re so worried about them hearing you in person but they could easily see it on CZcams 🤣🤣
Who else watches when they are on a diet? 🙋🏻♀️ughhh I’m starving lol this all looks sooooo good! ;(
Meeeee🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😁
I’m on healthy thing but I’m craving ramen noodles so it’s whatever tonight
Idk he talked more in this mukbangXF
Watch people like nick eating like this makes me not want to eat, I am down 34.2 Lbs so far and loving every minute!
I just had a 10 piece chicken nugget meal does that count as a diet??? 😂
"It was like feeding time at the zoo"🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Yea I agree he always orders a lot of food, says that he is hungry, but then never finishes his food.
So it's like he is leaving his food to the animals.
I died!!!!🤣🤣🤣
"Chapter 17" I howled!!!!
"Bowl of porridge, no that's the 3 little pigs" 🤣🤣🤣
"A bird shit on my head" 🤣🤣🤣 never laughed so hard in my time watching you! LOVE this video!!! Thank you for making me laugh!!!!
When you pulled out the wrapping paper I lost my damn mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is definitely the most juiciest storytime ive ever watched
The fact that he’s proud of this is beyond meeee🤣
Yea disgusting
Johnson Bono could have been kept to himself
This was the best story time. I’m choking laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
Best story time ever!!! Tell me why I'm smiling like an idiot as if this happened to me 😂😂😂
👀 me too lol 😂😂😂😂
“ I’m as big as god can let me be ..” 😂😂😂😂😂
I love that you “over” share. Good listenin
Next time you talk about your adult time can you have Orlin doing his reaction to your story.
Pow Yes!!!! I want Orlin to spill the tea about him.
He would have to put the video on p**nhub.
When he said,
"Its about to get juicy, hold on"
I sat up in my chair and got excited😂
this has been the Greatest 50 shades of Nik story time Ever💋
😂😂😂
Heck ya, we need a Naughty Nick @ Night series
Teresa Shirley lmaooo yaaass
OMG I'm deceased 🤣🤣🤣
This was the best storytime ever.
The pretending of reading a book, the wrapping paper, I could go on an on. So freaking funny!! I literally cried from laughing!
Nick you are the King of storytelling 👑
He's "diseased". I think you were going for deceased. But who knows? Maybe you're diseased too.
@@naelyneurkopfen9741 thank you for the correction, I'm Dutch, so my English is not that great...
@@naelyneurkopfen9741 oh and I did mean I'm deceased, not him...just to be clear...
WYS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naelyn Eurkopfen you are hilarious!! 😂🤣 This comment had me Lol’ing hard
The “my buddy” part is too funny
What does he mean by my buddy
Sal n-word
@@namjafish oh thank u for clarifying
Came here just to find out what he meant lol
Sabrina Rochell bro why it take me so long to figure it out 😭😭
“It was like an elephants trunk” 56:46 🤣🤣
🤣🤣 when he pulled out the roll of wrapping paper I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
Heather Feather yessss!!! That was hilarious!! 🤣🤣
"..BBC...and not the radio station" 😂
Amanda Elaine Lets stop the fetishization of black bodies please
@Joseph Sullivan cool, nobody asked
Joseph Sullivan I-
Me imagining Wattpad scenes like this when I was younger🤣
"They werent home but my sister and her brother were" -Nikocado
😭😭🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂I caught that too 😂
“100,000 OF YOU GUYS ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR” I feel so attacked😂
I honestly love nik like this calm story telling no have out of control out bursts or anything
LMAO you slapped your belly and said "you like what you see" 😂😂I'm cracking up
Omg haha😂 nik is great, idk how people hate on him. They just jealous
"Chapter 17 was the worst!" 🤣 I love your story times, thank you for sharing!
We all know for a fact that orlin doesn’t like nick sleeping with others
Unless nick give him the vid 😈 lol😂
But back then when they did a Mukbang together Orlin said it on camera himself 🤔🤔
Yes he does