Atul Khatri on Pakistan and China
Vložit
- čas přidán 21. 02. 2019
- One of my first stand-up videos from past which were not uploaded on my CZcams Channel but on EIC Channel.
I know some of you would've seen it there but old is gold - just like me :-)
Follow me on:
Twitter: @one_by_two
Instagram:@one_by_two
Facebook.com/atulkhatricomedian/
People who didn't get " I only eat Italian "
Sonia Gandhi is from Italy...
Everybody knows
@Riya ASMR because of your comment I watched this video after 6 months and it's still funny..
@Riya ASMR hmm
Yessss🤣
Antonia mino
The china thing is happening now..... And in even larger scale..
Anyone from 2020....
2020
@blackcoffeeaddict 🙄
ना कोई घुसा था ना घुसा है। झोंपड़ी वाले के पछाड़े में जब तक प्रेशर ना आवे ये स्वीकार न करेगा।
Modi 😂
@blackcoffeeaddict Oooh nice
:D
This is old video😅..but that Bharat Mata ki JAI which went to Afghanistan in Tora Bora was hilarious...😂
Still hilarious
It is illogical.
He must have said this to be more hilarious "The people in tora bora be like kon bola jai bhen ka loda" like if this is more hilarious!
@Chandravanshi Kshatrana 🙄They are so illogical that they are not even funny. Good jokes are not like these.
@Chandravanshi Kshatrana Jokes samajh me nahi aana aur jokes ka illogical/bekar hona alag cheezen hain.
I only eat Italian was a mic drop moment.
Truly savage 😂
Why re-upload,but this was hands down your best video till date,I remember each and every line till now,even shared with it a lot of people when it came back then
Ya I left EIC in July 2017 and some of my videos lying on their channel and wanted the videos on my channel. Lot of viewers have still not seen it
Why did u leave EIC but?
@@AtulKhatriComedian thanks for reminding sir😁
That was also a time he used to be funny
@@mgangwani1 Don't judge too fast man,he was the best in EIC and still is.If you don't find 1 or 2,videos funny you can't just say that he has lost it,ek 2 movie to bade se bade actor ki bhi flop Hui hain.Like let people do their own thing don't judge too fast,I am sure the Netflix special will going to be a blast.Best of luck to him
I am a big fan.
Also guys - Last month I released my 30 mins special on Netflix 'Comedians of the World'. Please watch that.
watched it already sir
Stop uploading old videos again...and post some new for fans of ur comedy like us
No
@@AKKI305 read the description first and then speak
Sir you are legend! Loved your content :)
"Just Armed with our DSLRs and Handycams!" Yeah that's true.😂😂.
he meant he would capture them as photo inside dslr and handycams
Using the heat of public and diplomatic marketing strategy.
You do realise that this video was uploaded a week ago, right. Right?
Devvratt Shah and when does the attack happened buddy 😏
Thats how SEO works
The video was shot years ago.....
Just sit and laugh na man
I think we all know why he re-uploaded this! 😛
PRIYANSHU KUMAR no did he leave eic?
@@Kai-qq1eu was that sarcasm?
Pulwama
Guys read the description 😑
Why u idoits make fun on our own Indians & pakistan may be belongs to which country who making fun & laughing on his shit jokes also useless fellows
Even a re-uploaded video is funny when its Atul Khatri sir. Love from Kolkata.
"I only eat italian" That's it 🔥🔥you made a new fan with thys ending joke
Zabardast
'Aakram' 'Mainland china' & 'Italian' were the best.
It's AKRAMAN, which means ATTACK..
This man is amazing. I'm glad he trolled both countries equally.
Love from Pakistan!
If you have ever been to wagha , you'll know how fabricated this is!
Re-uploading at this time. Taking advantage of the situation. Good strategy to earn views!
Nothing wrong in that.
That is even what i was thinking....
XENGBRO So???
Does it matter even?
On youtube Every person Come for views and subs Only So If A Guy Want To show his talent There Nothing wrong in that
One of the sets I watched when getting into Indian comedy. Still one of the best ones, great work!
Getting into indian comedy? I guess u r an indian and talking like indian comedy is some foreign thing which does not belong to you
@@ujjwalsinha6685 he could be into foreign comics and not be into comedy before this at all. So why assume? Being an Indian doesn't force you to start with Indian comedy lol
@@nishilbright2007 yeah it doesnt force us.. But he referring to his own country's comedy and comics as if they r some foreign thing..
Nowadays it has actually become cool to directly love everything which is western and not even knowing what belongs to our own country
This guy is seriously underrated😂😂
As he said in this video's description, OLD IS GOLD
That line ' I only eat Italian' hit me 5 secs later, and I kept on laughing for 30 mins🤣
I have seen This already, but how much ever I watch this, it makes me laugh harder,you're amazing, and old is purely gold
HAHAH BY FAR THE BEST COMEDY I’VE SEEN. Just shows how similar Pakistani’s and Indians acc are. Love from Pakistan!
Love from India. ♥️ Very true we are all the same. Screw the politicians who have messed it all up for years and are still upto their mischief till date. 🙏
This bit never gets old. One of the best ones out there 👏
नये लिफाफे में
पुराना माल बेच रहे हो
कमाल की दुकानदारी
😂😂😂👍
Sindhi hai na😂😜😋
You sound like a pissed off comedian who never made it.
@@Jnaga199 😂😂
comedian Vikas Thakur 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro u nailed it 😂
Seen you today first time in you tube ... After watching your2/3 videos...Now i am a big fan of yours Atul sir ....🙌🙌🙌🙌Hats off to you sir.
Old is gold, wagha border joke sounds as fresh as i heard it for first time 😂🤣
This guy has done his homework 🔥🔥
Before saying it’s a reupload just read the description
Rakhi Acharya that’s so true
Love watching this again and again...no one can think that a man of this age can make young men and women laugh....ur daughters must be feeling that u are a cool dad
Umm..he's not 90!
I've watched all your videos and have been waiting for a new one since then, you're the best English comedian.
After so long, thank you.
This bit never gets old!
Dude, you are so funny. I can watch your skits over and over again and I crack up like crazy.
One of the best sets ever. Too good.
Great I had seen this video long ago and u posted it again 5 days ago. Great u r really sindhi.taking advantage of the moment.
Amazing! Atul Ji you are gifted with the art to make people laugh
I am Indian & visited Lahore once. I was at a dining room in a hotel glad to be seeing pak tv. At 6:30 the room filled up with dozens of bearded pakistanis leaving me scared. Then a waiter went to the tv and changed to Amritsar tv for wonderful old hindi songs. All of us watched as one for the 30 mins. & then the pakistanis filed out smiling.
Your relatives live there???
Best by you till date, omg this was so so funny 😂💕
Good old days when jokes on PM were okay. 😂😂
Now we can't ask about what he has done in his tenure because he not a PM he's gone dictator.
We must be aware about this situation.
Hindustan ki "" JAI"" Afghanistan tk🤓👏👏🙌🙌
@@syedkhulaidhasan475 Ya but he's working very hard compared to every other P.M . The world is crazy about him so why should we hate him?
@@whateverwhatever. Because his tenure was no different from congress .. only difference was that congress spreaded corruption and polarisation secretly while BJP did it openly... Like modi but dislike BJP
@@syedkhulaidhasan475 Modi hater spotted...
@@utkarshjoshi2872bro we are not terrorists. We are citizens of INDIA.
The way you are projecting us don't do like this because consequences will be harsh ,
"Aag se mat khelo beta" .
there was nothing to get offended .. thou it was for fun I enjoy it ..love from pak❤
Thank you 🙏 Appreciate it 🙏 peace 🤝
@@sarcasticmind1765 most welcome❤😊
Hi love from India😄
@@alizanazir4185 he did to both 9f us 😂😂
Hope this peace remains constant and no bc comes and ruins it. Love to my bro living in pak
Still watching it loving it so what it is old
Yeh Wala inti baar Dekh chuka hu , but still gets me every time
Half Pakistani 😂❤️🌗
Love from across the border.
Uff...laughed my heart out....😂
I haven't heard something this relatable since a while. 😂
This is an old video , some 3 yrs back ig . But this has been ur best video I hv ever seen.
One minute of silence for those who thinks it's a new video.
people say atul isnt funny but this made me laugh so hard
I've watched it many times. I am still in splits watching this 😀
The last Italian joke was hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
That Italian reference though 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God...hell after a long time I've laughed so much...
The grip, timing and delivery!!! Excellent
one of my favorite comedian
I just rewatched it yesterday but why did you reuploaded ?
Pratik Patel see the description
A re-uploaded one!!
But whenever you listen to this, you will laugh till ur stomach aches!! 😂😂😂
Why have you left EIC ?? You are the best comedian and sir it helps me a lot to overcome the sadness that SST gives me during the exams 😂😂
I think indians are happy because they are indian💗💗💗
True😊
I am very happy to be Pakistani.
It's like its recorded once again
With atul having his clothes changed 😂
I wonder if the laugh is also prerecorded!
this is the first stand up I saw on CZcams
The "I only eat Italian" got me... Great man great
Jo log puch rhe hai k ReUpload? kyo..... To zara Description padh lijiye😉
His way of saying BC is hilarious😂
Keep doing this...we all love seeing you
I love watching all the videos .😊
I hope you have hired a couple of bodyguards after this.
The sweet old times when Atul Khatri was one of the best Stand up in country. Now just the spokesman of congress
He badly trolled Congress when it was in power. Now he trolls BJP when it is in power. That's a comedian's job.
Are you really this dumb or you’re just trying to look like it?
mahn love this guy from the very first video i watched of his
especially the Justin beiber wala 🤣 ded xD
“Dont u guys know I only eat italian”......wooooahhh !! What an ending 😂😂
"I only eat Italian".😂😂😝
Old one..
But funny👌
After long time... Tooo good .. hope to hear new one soon
Watched it couple of times still funny 😂
Reupload?
Ya I left EIC in July 2017 and some of my videos lying on their channel and wanted the videos on my channel. Lot of viewers have still not seen it
We need this
He re-re-uploaded this hahaha. Sindhi Sala.
Read the description 😂
😂😂😂😂
I am Sindhi But Great comment 😂
@@tarunbalchandbhaimulchanda6929 😅😅 Hehehe
'Akraman' part was so hilarious...
I really like your content and the way you present it. You have got that X factor for comedy. carry on. God bless you.
Only eat Italian 😂😂😂😂yeh bada deep tha 😆😆😆
I think I've seen this video before
Finally after long time great to see u
Why are there no offended pakistanis In the comment section
They don't have jio or what?
Jk
Because enjoying patriotic humour just as it is supposed to mean. Brilliant content.
They're busy down thumbing this vid. 943 so far to be precise 😁
@@avatansdubey doesn't say that all are from Pakistan. Also, not everybody can have the same taste in satire.
We have don't have time for this crap ... We have a nation to build, I hope you guys start it too ... Busy looking at innovative ideas ... peace and love !
I dont think they ll know which language he is using they 'll be like janab yeh urdu to nahi hai
Thats attari border not wagah border for indians..on pakistan side its wagah border. Since decades we are calling it by incorrect name😃.
Yup, no one listens !
@@SirLancelotsSpear not everyone knows😊
@@rachanabharati8845 well, now whomsoever will read your comment will know that. 👍
@@SirLancelotsSpear yeah☺
@aayush verma wait for what
🤘🤘🤘🤘💯💯the politics part was legit man😂😂😂
You are best sir 😎
Your expression,timing everything superb
Tf why reupload sir?
"I only eat Italian " - EPIC LINE
Bhau chaaa gayaaaa, what a perfect video n awesome timing.
Awesome! Especially the autorickshaw skipping the Bandra barrier and reaching Nariman point was savage 😂
What is your main intension of re-uploading of this old video....!?Athul sir..
@Kim sung Un Indirectly paisaa
Just to create more hate and market his views out of the situation... Well played strategy to hurt others and gains benefit for oneself
Look at the description
@@varunpathak764 Ohh thank you bro for giving me a world's best answer, I didn't know
@@nitishhegde4591 genuinely or is that sarcasm?😂
Is That Re-Uploaded One?
Yes
@@nidhivishwakarma6148 i think many stand up comedian not taking youtube as career very seriously
very less videos were uploading nowadays
@@livelifelovelife6009 CZcams is not the career for them in the first place. They only need CZcams so more people come and pay to watch their gigs live. If they upload everything here what will they perform in multiple cities and countries
Thanks for the subtitles..btw which language besides Hindi is he speaking?
Sindhi from Pakistan here. You're an inspiration Khatri saieen!
What a strategic time to re-upload... 😂😂
What if there was no one from South Bombay 😂
That what i was thinking 😂😂
Then u say something like
They requires special invitation else they dont attend only
What a time to release this video, Sir!!! 🙂
This is my first time to listen you sir
It was amazing💞
4:56 it's not gravity of the situation it's magnitude of the situation 😂😂🤣
Bombay waala hai na ..... chutiya dosent know the difference !!
lehn ke bodo . phrase h. private college se engineering karoge yhi hoga
@@abhinavmunnu gandu tu kon sa IIT Bombay se engineering kar liye be
Heavily trolled Congress but not even a single hate comment from Congressi's.
That is the difference between Congress and BJP.
There is no comgressi left.
Koi pappu ka fan kyun hona chahega😂😂😂
And this video is old also.
And ya there are 500 videos on bjp and only 5 of congress.
So market mai chal koun raha hai malum to chal hi gya hoga
@@keyboardroaster7147 Yeah correct. Saw this in the recent assembly elections in Rajasthan, MP and Chattisgarh.
There is no congress supporter left, only bjp haters are there
@@anmolg3958 kindly explain the paradox!!
Gapay ......congress pagale Sali congress ...
For some reason I thought I was having a Déjà vu but then while going through the comments I realized it’s reloaded....but still hands down enjoyed it thoroughly 👍🏼👍🏼
Too good sirji... complete Knockout...loved it..😍😍
Deja Vu?
final destination..
PKMKB