That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?
Wake up after a night of being black out drunk, nostrils invaded by the thick musky stench of rotten tuna, naked in a foreign bed, turn over to see that face asking, "hows it going buddy?"
Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂 We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.
This brings me back to the scene. Where Will Smith said, "In MIB YOU know those people when you're growing up and you could have swore they were aliens.
Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..
@I-disagree I'm positive he was it's like a direct quote damn near and the guy looks like that but not as heavy..maybe you haven't seen the movie but that's ok
I don’t understand how it’s possible to get this size, I really really can’t understand it. I’ve been fat and used to just eat junk food all day every day but never went over 95KG … this guys about 500KG, how?
Exactly I've done nothing wrong why am I being punished. Nasty. It could have had the corn nuts as soon as it's filthy hand went into the bag instead of pouring them like a normal human. Just disgusting.
he looks male, female, young, old, friendly, hostile, joking, serious, all at the same time
That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?
Female what? Though😂
"It's Pat".
😂❤ dude you are 100 percent right 😅
Precisely
When your family tree doesn't have any branches
😂😂😂 this killed me
Every town has a village idiot.
Fukkin ded lmfao😂😂
or is a circle xD
only trunks...
This person's built like a MeatCanyon character...
Underrated comment 😆
Fuuuuuck
Monster Lab
Facts
Lmfao
You cant see the people in the car but by the sound of them they all look exactly the same. This has to be somewhere where a nuclear meltdown happened
😭😭
LoL or some crazy chemical run off in the area that went unaddressed
Iowa, very close!
Funniest shit I seen all day🤣🤣
Fallout lol
Discord final boss
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
That gone too far but funny lmao
@@Itszoleeehe’s a predator
Reddit people
Only person ever with no doppleganger.
Wrong look up npc car salesman. You know you found the video when the guy keeps saying "come on down" no way that man has a doppelganger
😂
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dude this is totally underrated comment!!!
Corey Taylor has the same neck. I wonder if this fella (I’m guessing that is a he/him) has amazing vocal cords too.
😂
When your family tree is a bush... 😂
LOL True..or a twig 😆
Cactus
A burnt stick
Or a perfect circle
@shanerice2019 this dude does seem a little necro inclined....
I will never complain about my shape ever again.
Dude for real 😂😂 he's built like the Snapchat logo
Dont compare urself to worse but compare to better and try to reach em
These are the type of characters I wanna see in GTA 6
I want this to be the main character
In scarface, ps2, you can speak to one who loves hamburgers.....
DON'T GET PREGNANT.
@@mattykirk2875
He’s only available in Fortnite 😂😂😂
The hills have eyes version
😂😂😂😂 #Dead 👽☠️
Why do I get the feeling the cameraman doesn’t look too different
I was thinking the same shit 😂😂😂
Whole entire car sounds like it!
😂
Exactly what I thought!
It's his Brother/Father. He looks identical just older.
Yoooo get outta my head...just hearing him speak, I felt that! 😂😂
"you gotta be quicker then that buddy" got me dead💀⚰️🪦
He was plotting as soon as he walked up 😂
He has a mullet because barbers don't know where his neck begins
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
😂
Fr tho 😂😂
LOL
That's not a mullet it's the way his/her hair grows down the necks😅☠️
If Patrick starfish was a real person living on land
So fucking true
It’s literally Greasus Goldtooth.
Accurate
🤣 most underrated comment... omg, I'm dead.
He's built like big chungus.
"How's it goingggg....?" is pure nightmare fuel.
Wake up after a night of being black out drunk, nostrils invaded by the thick musky stench of rotten tuna, naked in a foreign bed, turn over to see that face asking, "hows it going buddy?"
How so? Just an individual with disabilities.
@@13wayz70 well I guess it wasn’t funny?
Like why you gotta open your mouth kinda thing.
😂😂😂
@@wensylbarironbeard9234 Because he's a creep, that's why.
How does he look like he is in middle school and having a mid life crisis
The way he awkwardly stands just beyond reach and eats their snack.
😂😂😂
🙂🍿
😂😂😂
Is it a he?
Assert dominance
This is what 90% of OF subscribers look like.
You made me feel so beautiful! 😊
I would be thoroughly shocked if this dude is not the only one of his kind
czcams.com/users/shortsihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z@@boilerhousegarage
@@Schnirtczcams.com/users/shortsihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z
99%*
A mad scientists creation of a dude stitched together with the parts of 50 other people.
The scariest mentally challenged ppl are the ones where you cant tell if theyre being friendly or on the verge of snapping 😂
Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a neck wider than a head
Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂
We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Look up big ed on 90 day fiancé!!
@@gypsyqueen3806 🤪🤣
Very on point!! I had forgotten about him! 😂👍🏼
Oh you mean like "Weird Science" Chet?😂
Prime Mike Tyson 😳😁
I've never seen a build like this. My european brain can't comprehend
neither than our american brains can
@@_h2go_When we, the Americans, can’t even comprehend the build you know it’s another level of obesity.
yea my american brain can’t either 😂 that neck is throwing me off
When the Americans can’t even comprehend it it’s a whole other level.
Pretty standard for Europeans. Don't be so hard on yallselves
Hes built exactly like a one piece character.
This is why you don’t sleep with your first cousin 🤣🤣🤣
Bro has flies orbiting him at all times
They thought he was a cow
unusual effect: massed flies
HAHAHAHA, he fuckin does!!! LMAO, When he steals the bag right quick, you can see them all scatter LMAO
Doofy took a doodoo
@@silkroad1201Nawwww bro😂💀💀💀
They treated him like a safari animal 😂
Ha..So true
Not sure him or she
the shoe fits...
@@AideSuarez-kp3wu its a he
I'm crying tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
When your family tree is a tumbleweed.
Me when I hit “?” during character customization
He is pretty strange looking but I'd like to see what kind of creatures are behind the camera
You assumed its gender... im reporting you!
Indeed they sound just as confusing
@@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.
One is a hobbit ironically named Mario.
😂
This is like an intro to a horror movie when they get lost and pull up to a random house
You're not joking. He should become a horror actor.
The Hills Have Eyes
@@McFarlaneDragonClanU too. Perfect horror actitude
@@robertgrover2725bigger than their bellies
“Driving around, huh?….”
I see a kid that has a sense of humor. He was dealt a bad hand. Dont make fun of him
Oh buddy you do not know about them then...
He was dealt a bad hand, bad body, bad head and bad face.
Bad mindset too he’s a pedo or a pdf file
👍
@@InvadeNormandyand what happens to him?
bro won the knot tying contest with his family tree
If Hollywood decided to do a live-action movie of Spongebob he could play Patrick.
dont insult patrick lol
He looks like a super mutant from Fallout 4
Naa this Is the one that puts the pickles under his tongue
It think it was "she"😂
It's a she actually
He looks like he could be part of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family
"You're gonna get in trouble by my brother" I think he may be.
@@lindsey7951💀💀💀
I saw people telling me this thing is called a "sload"
Do you play the texas chainsaw massacre game
I can honestly say I've never seen this shape of human before
This popped up when i typed "Brotha ewwww, whats that"😂😂😂
Same😂
Bro looks like a MeatCanyon drawing
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Yooooo
I think that's a woman. Which makes it even worse.
Imagine meatcanyon actually draws him☠️
Lmao
The build, the orbiting fly, the Bluetooth chip eating, this guy is different
The human thumb
@@crazysteve8088 Well, he is opposable...😂
@@user-ur3xx8fc5p dudes brother is nathan from south park. U cant make this shit up.
They were eating D's nuts not chips
”Orbiting fly” 💀
My heart dropped when they said "mine" so menacing, my guy probably froze in fear. That "mine" had some power to it. Super bass
I'd never fall asleep anywhere near this guy.
kinda weird you went there. Thats the first thing that you thought of?
This is how bullies in 90s movies were depicted 😂
Fuck you dude. This dude has a bigger heart than your mom. Hes just playing with his friend
I bet if he spread his arms he'd look like he was wearing a wing suit
The Simpsons for sure
Hands down best comment so correct it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
Totally Nelson
He looks hungry and full, all at the same time.
You have to be quicker
Than that buddy
@@skinny5771 💣
😂
@@uruuruis💥
Dude is The real life Omnisapien
Holy shit bros head is smaller than his neck
It finally makes sense why homie was chewing before he even took his hand out 🤣
Fr
She*
That’s what I was thinking, after all this time.
Under rated comment
@@Heavy210 nah Fr 😂😂
The end is beautiful. The way his shirt flaps in the wind, the air of uncertainty as both parties evaluate the situation.
😂😂😂😂😂
Old western stand off for some corn nutz 😂
@@JeremyD1 😭😭😭😭😭😭This shit had me howling
Yooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dyinnnnnn
You got me bro😂
When your family tree is a stump.
The person scared tiktok they didnt want to squished
The guy in the car was very smart he knew to bring snacks with him.
😂
You know at the toll you gotta bring snacks if you want to pass through
😂😂
an offering 💀
nah man he's not smart everyone would 😂
Spongebob’s Patrick if he grew up in a trailer park.
💀
Lmmfao😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn.. jet engine dog 😂 I’m rolling!
Enjoy the company of such kind and sweet souls while you can and express your fondness for their company at every chance
Sticks his whole paw right in the bag instead of dumping some into his hand lol
Probably has a dead, pet mouse 🐁 in his pocket.
Hahahaha! 😂
😅😅😅 best comment yet
That neck has its own thoughts and personality
What neck 💀
Omg
Identical twins fused
There’s no neck 💀
Neck from head to toe 😂
Bro is shaped like Patrick from Spongebob
😂
That shouldn't be this funny 🤣
😂😂😂 LITERALLY
Thats a thumb froom spy kids
@@timoshi119 🤣
Aweeee. God bless this person and I hope they dont have to endure ridicule like this…..
There Just Jokes so he should sit around and Wait for you To Feel sorry for him you communist are weak .
Bro is built like Mr Peanut
He does look a like a nut.
Imagine entering a cave by nightfall and seeing this guys eyes reflecting in the light
All four eyes and all four chins
"hows it going?"
Me in the cave: "AHHHHHHH!"😱
You're gunna get in trouble by my bwother.
The last words you hear before he gets you is "you gotta be quicker than that buddy"
😂
I have no idea what i just watched. My brain instantly deleted that one
Nope, it's still there
Same
But your drain can't delete this. It's imprinted 😂
I can't delete this mentally.
After spending 10 minutes trying to comprehend just wtf exactly.
No its an error. Delete Y.
Bro looked a bit too hungry
Sloth from goonies really put on some pounds
As creepy as he is, whoever is talking in the car sounds more brain dead.
Birds of a feather flock together. Lol
I think their teasing him. Nathan must whoop ass lol
Pretty sure this is a woman
He built like my ark character
Lol fr
he?
@@alexyancy6018Yes, Johnny Elbows is a male.
But he... seems so feminine@@georgia6947
Omg, lol, he is
“That’s a Woman?”
- the Lorax
Is a man wth
Out of breath from putting his elbows on the door. And the hair cut ? Then the neck ? It’s wider than his head …
This is some wild ish.
This brings me back to the scene. Where Will Smith said, "In MIB YOU know those people when you're growing up and you could have swore they were aliens.
This takes me back to the lady on the plane... "that motherfucker is not real!"
His mom and dad are brother and sister
Ahahhahah😂
Did he ask for sugar water?😂😂😂
Hahaha!😂
Hes been keeping that horse fly alive for a decade
😅😅😅😅
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha
That fly shit made me laugh so hard good one
I think this individual is the amalgamation of every gender and every human trait expressed at one time.
If America was a person
He looks like Peter Griffin when he asked the genie to not have bones 😂
😂😂😂
SHE
@@slock1095 Wait, what? 😆 🤣
💀 hahahaha
@@slock1095nah dude
When you were supposed to be triplets in the womb, but you just absorbed them both.
Use your brain little man. If he's a triplet then he has 2 siblings. He absorbed both of his siblings @@harry554
@@harry554he was supposed to be one of the triplets but he absorbed the other two, hence the "both"
Dammmmmmm
Before the absorption he told them “u gotta be quicker than that buddy”
@@R00SKi 🤣
His mother is actually his sister 💀
The amount of goobers rushing to this guy's defense while not knowing this guy is a predator lmaoooo.
Really ? This is a bad guy ? Is this male or female 🤔
Shut The f up this dude is at The level of a 13yo
@@gr8vijaymale, and has made paedophilic comments towards little girls
When your village was evacuated for radiation but one family wouldn’t leave..
🤣take it easy
Got me giggling man
😭😭
those flies smell the fresh dookie booty in the area decide to investigate the scene
🤣🤣🤣
@@elir.torres8642 😭
You outta pocket for this 😂😂😂
they called a k8d in my math class dookie booty😭😭😭
Lmfaooooooooooiiooooooooooo
You can see the look in his eyes the moment he decided to take that bag after tasting those
lol I think we underestimate how simple people really are sometimes
Im still trying to mentally process what i just watched.
He’s a beautiful mix of all the other humans he’s devoured over the years
He’s like Fat Majin Buu
I genuinely think it's a she, but am unsure. Your comment is underrated either way 😂
@@jessewerth4858 it’s probably both, let’s be real🤣
@jackvernon00
Probably lol
😂😂😂
If they dont remake this exact scenario in a cut scene to open up gta 6, we riot
😂😂😂😂😂😂
he would make a great antagonist
Agreed
Frrrrrrr
HAHAHAHAHA!
when your family tree is just a bunch of roots.
This person is a better and probably cooler human than 90% of yall making fun of them.
Your gay lol
actually he's a pedo irl💀
Exactly! This is a real person!
I doubt that 😅
This guy looks like he knows a happiness that nobody's never experienced
I think I see what you mean
That, my brothers is ignorance, at its finest...😊
I know what it is
Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..
Sloads? I'm curious now🤦♂️🤣
@@Calyptus187me too. I'm not familiar with these sloads
yes, Please splain sloads.....😊
I’m more concerned about him stealing my wife in the blink of an eye!
I can neither confirm or deny this.
You'd think he'd be full enough with that carpet roll he's just eaten
I think he was on the x-files…
POV: the random desert cannibal family shows up to your campsite but you have barbecue peanuts.
Them are corn nuts
Them are corn nuts Tex
he was plotting that heist from the beginning
yup thats why he started smiling was thinking about it
"driving around huh" lmfaoo
That's a she😊
@@whiteboy49 This thing was born a female?
Stalling for time lookin for the ample moment for the snatch and grab 😂😂
😅😂😂😂😂
I would be terrified if this thing walked up to my car and started reaching in eating my food
Bros built to survive a car crash 😭
Don't 😂😂🤣🤣 just fooking don't mate 🤣🤣💀
helll nawhhh ahahhahaha
Bro is a damn car crash😅
Makes me wonder what peak survivable car crash body looks like. Yea, dont look that up...
@@ATypicalTurtl I would imagine no neck just head to torso. Short spine and thick limbs. Maybe thick skull too.
I've never been so uncomfortable in my whole life, and I'm just watching it in video
Lol right
The start of his villain arc 😂
I'm here for the comments 😊😂
I can smell him through the screen
Smells like fish, feces, and urine
God damn😂😂😂
what is it? must of escaped from the cow farm.
@@XXPYR0XX god daumn
My thoughts exactly
This is some Live Action Meatcanyon shit right here...
Even they're afraid of Johnny Elbow
💯
The proper Arbys Meat mountain
The lorax once said
"thats A WOMAN?!"
Proof that we aren’t alone on this planet.
There are no variants of this in any universe
Lmfao!!!!
It’s like Peter Griffin asking for Sugar Water
@@I-disagree he was making a men in black reference
@I-disagree I'm positive he was it's like a direct quote damn near and the guy looks like that but not as heavy..maybe you haven't seen the movie but that's ok
Yooooooooo, that's who that person kept reminding of looooool
Yeeesssssss exactly hahahaha
“Sugar…… in water…… more…more… clears throat”
😂😂😂😂
Got that look in his eye like Gomer Pyle right before he shoots the gunnery Sargeant
I don’t understand how it’s possible to get this size, I really really can’t understand it. I’ve been fat and used to just eat junk food all day every day but never went over 95KG … this guys about 500KG, how?
Apparently the CZcams algorithm woke up and chose violence against me today.
LOL !!!!!!
Same here! 💀
Same here I kid you knot
@@Oscar-Poker_Shark818 😂 shit blew my mind.
Exactly I've done nothing wrong why am I being punished. Nasty. It could have had the corn nuts as soon as it's filthy hand went into the bag instead of pouring them like a normal human. Just disgusting.