3 Times John Constantine Outsmarted the Devil
Vložit
- čas přidán 13. 10. 2023
- 3 Times John Constantine Outsmarted the Devil
Thanks for watching!
#shorts #fyp #dc #Marvel #dccomics #marvelcomics #comics #explained #batman #superman #justiceleague #theflash #wonderwoman #darkseid #joker #aquaman #dceu #dcuniverse #johnconstantine - Zábava
*Deceived him again into drinking holy water.*
Man he did him wrong though. ☠🗿
Its probably like if you drank lava ☠☠☠
@@diamondogaming5459 even worse. 💀
It's like something out of Adventure Time with the blood sword blessed by the local priest
He didn't like the horns
@@Bashman20 🗿
Don't forget he sold his soul to all 4 lords of hell at the same time so when they all came for it they would either have to fight each other for it or let one of them have it, so they decided to cure his terminal cancer and let him live instead.
Why?
@@yueYOUCH Which part are you asking about
@@ethanlivemere1162 why did they cure his cancer and let him live
@@yueYOUCHCause otherwise they would have to fight each other for his soul since they would never come to an understanding
@@yueYOUCH He promised all of them separately that they would get his soul after he died. So when he was about to die, they all came to claim his soul. But since all of them had equal right to his soul, they would either have to share (which they won't because they're demons) or fight each other for it, which would mean an all-out war in hell. So to avoid the war they made it so he wouldn't die.
He also tricked the devil into curing his terminal lung cancer.
Devil, we need to cook
THat is what tey meant by tricking te Devil into resurrecting him for free.
@@CoyotesOwnno he literally got resurrected
wasnt john the soul lucifer himself wanted to claim but he cheated hell by selfless sacrifice ?
@@it_is_what_it_is269 idk probably
Update 5 years later: Gabriel and the succubus are happily married in the mortal realm with three kids, witnesses states that Constantine was his best-man
What the hell
Those kids about to be OP.
@@Creym464or heaven
No. The succubus leaves him and Gabriel falls deeper into depression. Constantine also stole the guys heart literally so he can squeeze it and kill him whenever he wants, basically making him Constanines slave. The devil kills him over a year later of the arch angel being alone, with a lot less power and very, very depressed.
I mean, forgiveness is a good thing thing, but not to the point where you invite the guy who ruined your life to your wedding.
I freaking loved Constantine's appearance in Justice League Action. Replacing his cigar with a lollipop to make him kid-friendly was pure Timm/Dini style! 😎
Reminds me of what 4kids did with Sanji
@@MalcolmBowens6
Yeah, completely absurd. Anyway, I liked the way 4kids constantly shipped Ash and Misty with their translation changes and songs.
I am a proud Pokéshipper
😎👍
To be fair, lollipops are healthier than tobacco. Taste better too
Which episode
I love how John is an almighty magician but uses a foking Chainsaw as a weapon against Gabriel 🤣
the OG chainsaw man
It’s barely a weapon, it’s a tool; he uses it to remove Gabriel’s wings, tying him to the mortal plane. As Constantine also has Gabe’s heart at this point - destroying which is one of the few things that can permanently kill an angel - he essentially blackmails the Earthbound Gabriel into watching his back. Of course this is all in the old Vertigo continuity, I dunno how much was retained when he as reintegrated into the main DC timeline
I guess he read chainsaw man
@@beesforbreakfastwhy can't gabriel regenerate or create new organs for himself using magic
@@4367hiexactly why it was retconned lol constantine is awesome but he wouldn’t even be able to physically take gabriel’s heart or cut his wings off without some of the most insane ass pull
Constantine is the kind of guy that would unknowingly walk into a bar taken over by demons, and still finish his drink once he understands the danger.
Can imagine him walking into a bar full of every demon from every fandom franchise having eyes on him, as he orders for a drink, finishing it and leaving without saying a word
There was a comic where John walked into a Demon bar ordered a drink and sat at the bar while all the demons watched him, then he got up and cursed the bar and threatened to send them all back to hell if they didn’t keep buying him rounds but he made the price for a drink a soul and so each demon proceeded to explode bc the only human soul there was John and the demons “souls” weren’t real souls, he then made the bartender make him a drink and the bartender then proceeded to explode
I dont think that would happen to John, tho. He can sense them even if they're hiding, i f he goes in the bar, then he went in, not by accident.
John once walked into a bar he did not know was full of debt collector/stock market loanshark demons, watched a human woman try to flirt her way out of her situation and be killed for it, then ran away as fast as he possibly could. He then sat in a magic circle out of fear. Early Constantine comics co-signed by his creator are horror comics and he's very often in "I nearly pissed myself cause of my idiocy" situations 😂
Just to find out that one night he was black out drunk and cast all of the demons he fought that night to said bar lmao.
That last statement is untrue. He may not care about his own life but he’s literally the biggest humanist you’ll find and that’s the reason he does what he does. He hates demons/supernatural forces so much that he feels it’s his job to protect humanity from them.
Yet he damns the entire city of London by tricking a demon.
@@Mr._EelI mean hey, it’s London lol 🤷♂️🤣💀
@@Mr._Eeloi, they already cursed, nothing changed much
@@Mr._Eel he had to do it to save them all, but i forget the exact way but his plan worked and london ways safe
I think what was meant was: he has no value for individual life, as long as the world is saved, what's a few lost lives in the scuffle.
He just casually annoys the most powerful being in his entire omniverse lol
A true role model
You know you're the boss when you have the power to annoy God and get away with it
@@cl_snekjust got a question, where would he go when he dies? Or does he even die?
@@Hungrydinoinyigoto Hell considering his contracts with demons. But considering he once tricked and made a contract with all 4 lords of Hell for his soul and cornered them to where they either keep him alive (they cured his cancer lol) or have an all out war in Hell, I think he'll be good for a while
@@gaywerewolf1294it was a cannon event
The one soul the devil would come to earth to collect personally
True
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE WIG LADY THE GAY NEWS AND EVERYTHING ELSE HOW DO WE HAVE SO SIMILAR FYP
At this point, I feel like the devil would be afraid to talk to him. It hasn't worked out well at all for him. 😆
YWNBAW
Omg
What's his beef with the entirety of london bruh 😂😂
Yea man what’s the beef they didn’t do anything
He’s Australian
Beans on toast
Nothing. He just knew that no higher power would allow 8 million people of London to die instantly because of a demonic curse and would intervene immediately saving all of them, which is why John did that. And the plan worked out.
@@alraodahI usually put jelly hash brown and a meat of my choice on my toast to make a combined breakfast snack
Constantine would literally destroy the DC continuity with one simple lie, deception, or manipulation.
Just for the sake of saving it. That's what he did in apokolips war
@@richardcarpii4086He did that and got punished for it. Now he is the parish of the Tomorrowverse
Like the joker 😆
Bro bullying the archangels at this point
Zatanna: "Wanna date me, John?"
Constantine: "Sure! I even bought you something to wear that will make you look even more attractive during the date!"
Zatanna: "Oh, how thoughtful of you! I'm glad I rejected the advances of Bruce, Jason, and others to…Wait, you just gave me a shark mask?!"
It's funnier when you realise Zatanna is the one who mostly tries to advance on Bruce.
@@factuallysomenamemakes sense, Bruce just ain’t the kind of dude to make advances on someone
I understood that reference
What's funny is that his ex is king shark
@@factuallysomenameI hate when they do that tbh like I understand regular people being all “wow look it’s Bruce Wayne he’s so hot and rich” but characters like diana or zatanna and just superhero’s in general wouldn’t be that taken by that since they’ve seen it all before and can date someone else with money and looks I just don’t get why writers do that it makes me cringe
This man is a fucking menace summoned trigon ones to just lit up his cigar
*Fun fact:* Constantine's creator said he once met the supernatural detective in real life, I gladly inform you that the name of his creator is Alan Moore. That surely clears up all your doubts. 😅
Are you saying he has mental problem or is known for saying lies
I think he’s saying Alan Moore is credible (search it up, you’ve very probably heard of at least one of his comics) or he’s being sarcastic
Weren't there like 4 other comic writers who said they also encountered Constantine once in their lives?
@@RealDlanormultiple authors who wrote Hellblazer claim to have seen him in real life
That's actually interesting
Basically only thing that makes him not a villian is that he is the focus
hE iS aN aNtI hErO *drooling
Batman: "We need your help to stop Darkseid, John"
Constantine: "And what makes you think I'm going to do it? I'm sick of always saving this damn planet's butt!"
Batman: "Darkseid plans to attack the shark reserve first"
Constantine: *DOOM music kicks in*
For those who don't know... Do research to find out cause I ain't saying it
@@lukhw1n657then why even comment?
@@lukhw1n657chad😂
@@bislama3351it was a fun comment.
@@gabeaugust7699 ig…but yk what’s even more fun? sharing information that can be easily accessible so everyone in the comments section can get the joke. still have no idea why everyone commenting about constantine liking sharks or wtv, which isn’t really a big deal but i just feel like that dude’s comment was completely pointless. he could’ve commented nothing and it would have the same effect on me
Bro's got a "Get Out of Jail card"
this dude is literally Jack Bright, Alto Clef, and Charles Gears in one person.
The unholy Trinity😂
More like all those are John Constantine knock-offs
How does DC keep making mid movies when they have dope characters like this😂
I know right ? 😂 like we could have a dope horror/gore Constantine movie with the same vibes as House of Mystery for example but no DC prefers to give a eye hurting Flash movie
We already have a keanu reeves John Constantine movie and the sequel was announced a while ago too
@liamquelaudren9992 their animation side cooks though they made a far better connected universe than the DCEU
@@Chad0023 and they made flash’s speed look finally like real super speed and not the « I swim in marmelade » type of shit we had in the movie
I totally agree DCAU is a goated verse
cause almost nobody knows about him, all they know is Batman, Superman and WW and sometimes Flash, or Green Lantern (Aquaman and Shazam kinda)
The Gabriel part is wild.
John is a detective known for his gritty
💀💀
I want a new Constantine movie with Keanu reeves this man was an amazing Constantine
No he wasn’t. I love Keanu but the guy’s acting is flat and dry. Constantine is cheeky, deceitful and cunning. Keanu’s Constantine was none of these things.
@@mrwolf9907
Keanu is being a real try hard for a sequel too 🙄
I’ll take Matt Ryan over Reeves anytime.
You should watch the Constantine TV show, the show itself has issues because CW tried to make it more PG to appeal to some insane demographic (they had no faith in it obviously) meaning it is very watered down in terms of content (which alienated fans), but the actor himself was absolutely fantastic in this case.
In fact he was so perfect that he really should have been cast in the up coming series, but instead we got Sope Dirisu for some reason (who is a fantastic actor, and Gangs of London should be mandatory for anyone who likes the genre, but he's not a fit for Constantine in any way) because apparently British Punks cannot be British Punks anymore lol.
Keanu is even worse, really, because his character isn't even close to that, it's just a classic American action hero style... The movie is fun, but it's not really a Constantine movie.
John Constantine: "With my powers I can find the right person for each problem"
Also John Constantine: "Oops, I forgot to buy soap. Time to see Zatanna so she can lend me a hand..." 🚬🗿
Also John: "I forgot my lighter again. Welp, time to ask Trigon to light my cigs."
He also "can find the right problem for each person" :3
Why would Constantine buy soap? He is an English man! He doesn't care about bathing!
@@Shiiryaunderrated comment😂
Justice League:
"Constantine the worlds about to end"
Constantine: "I Think i better be hitting the old dusty trail😂😂"
Imagine that Constantine is the one selected to perform the exorcism on Regan MacNeil. Pazuzu would have instantly said "OH SH*T!" and left the body 😂😂😂
He's just the coolest
James Gunn HAS to include John Constantine in the new DCU
He already has plans for Swamp Thing, so John can appear and starts the Justice League Dark
Yes and it seems Keanu reeves will actually be his Version. Constantine 2 is still Not cancelled.
Anyone who likes Constantine should watch the animated movie Justice League dark: Apokolips War. Great ending!
Get the job done = Save his own ass
Ahhhhhh... Jon being Jon. 😂 Satan is fedup already.
He put on The Helmut of Fate!!! And then "killed" (but not really tho) Nabu in order to remove it without being trapped 🤣
Constantine is such a rascal
He's so smart he has even tricked his writers into believing he is real
And the movies thought the Keanu Constantine was a jerk 😂
With a hero like this who need villans
I think guy literally threatened the presence one time all by himself😂😂
Matt Ryan as John Constantine was just…perfection
Amen
I don't consider giving the devil 8million souls for the price of one, outsmarting anyone.
Yeah that was outsmarting. Cause he knew no higher power would allow that to happen and would intervene immediately saving all of them, including Constantine. And the plan worked.
@@HarryK-ld2ed no. He gambled. 1 vs million souls happen all the time. Drugs Lords do it. Warlords do it. Freedom fighters do it. He just won because of plot armor. Not outsmarting.
@@copperdaylight welcome to comics and storytelling. You must be new here.
@@copperdaylighthe still came up with a plan that let him keep his soul and get 1 over on the lords of hell by doing something they nvr wouldve thought of...so ya he outsmarted them
@@joeclarke7982 that's what makes this baffling. The Lords of hell is definitely about unfair trades. Even in the movie, a lot of them had to die, just to save one girl's soul. If anything, this is just heaven playing favorites.
Sad that they don't do the 2nd season of it's series.
Indeed
Yeah, I would kill for a Season 2.
I do remember how Lucifer trick John that he was sleeping with him.😅
Finally he was casted away by Spectre in the film....House of Magic
Not that it took. That synchronicity wave thing he's got going on can be straight BULLSHIT when it comes to being OP. Like the Force decided to grow a pair and actually get shit done that day.
Pretty sure he escaped.
@@thebelmont1995he shouldn't escape
House of Magic is to protect him
When he introduced Felix Faust as "Wizard and asshole extroadinare" I was thinking "Talking about yourself there too bro?"
He needs more appearances wether live action or animated
Him and Deadpool could make for an interesting TV show. Both could easily just jump into the DC/Marvel universes by annoying the main deity of both universes
@@adamd5849they annoy the executives into allowing the crossover
Howl's Moving Castle theme would be the last song I would associate with John Constantine.
He also killed the antichrist as a newborn, Son of Man was a wild story
Summoning a demon to light his cigar 😂
He’s next level for sure.😎
Plot armour
His TV show was underrated. So was his movie
He’s one of the most interesting figures in comics history, and I love his portrayal by Keanu Reeves
it's just a prank bro
the prank:
Bro outsmarted Luci,Twice. 💀😂😂
Not the actual luci but a devil known as the fallen one
Gabriel Is Such a Lucky Bastard 💀
*John Constantine does the unthinkable*
Me: HELL YA
He outsmarted devil and angel yet he got his ass handed by Darkseid
the british batman we always wanted
The guy that conquered every demon except his own. That one owns him almost every single time
He casted his curse onto everyone damn slick man
Rick Sanchez is basically science Constantine
I can see that
One of keanu reeve's best roles
Me: half asleep
"Known for his griddy"
*WHAT*
Nah bro outsmarted the devil 😂
Imagine ryan gosling as constantine
No
Bruh this dude is a menace! 😅
He also tricked movie execs into becoming keanu reeves
nice background music
Fun fact he has an appearance in the sandman.
The comics we had and the movies we got 😢
and nobody plays or voices him like matt ryan, dude literally born like 100 km from where constantine was born, it's like he was made for it. Yet they give to keanu, oof.
That's John, Alright!!!!!!!!!
This made me laugh. Especially at the end “he has little regard for human life including his own.” LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
"ConstanTINE. Rhymes with FINE"…
Not many people realize that no one dares to fuck with him or Flash.
You can mess with Superman or Batman, but even Batman knows that messing with John is a severe issue.
Also, no one noticed that in the movie _Constantine_ , he tricked Lucifer 3 times in less than 5 minutes:
He tricked him to save mankind, to spare a soul from hell and to cure his lung cancer.
John is the ultimate chad.
Specter is watching:
*Homie what* 💀
What ever it takes to get the job done, sounds like bat man on apocalypse.
Bro is on a trolling spree
Love Constantine. I wish they would do more with him. By far one of my favorite comic book characters. A live action Justice League Dark would be awesome, as long as they used a real story line.✌️
We need a Constantine DC tv series with Keanu Reeves’s
Hes really like that
Charlie Hunnam would be great as Constantine
You forgot the time he tricked/threatened the presence to do what he wants
He outsmarted Batman himself. Let that sink in
damn bruh the devil oughta stop doin business w him
Bro duped the most famous of archangels like it is nothing.
He did not need to trick Gabriel, a succubus is a great time.
This man's a menace
He is in fact known for his griddy 🗣️🗣️!!
Tolles Format! Schönes Interview! Baba Gast!
Rip to the Newcastle Crew
Bro is the supernatural pranker
Bro is like always in the background doing the most
Making a deal w Constantine is like playing mtg w the devil.
"Flee on sight" should be his nick name. It's never worth it.
People in london catching strays
The Rick Sanchez of DC
Known for his griddy😱😱😱
Bruh's a glitch in the grand scheme of things 😂