Weekend Update: Tom Brady Regrets Roast, $800 Pee-Stained Jeans - SNL
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- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like McDonald’s introducing a grandma-inspired McFlurry.
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That "better than having a black background" was a mic drop joke.
Absolutely 😂
Why I was waiting for you to comment 😂.
MM appropriated blackness to weasel her way out of working as a Royal. She's not a Royal, never has been, and never could be. Neither is she Black, having always identified as White.
Real
Best joke of the set, that audience is so crap
I’ll never stop loving how excited Che gets when he gets to offend the whole audience. 😂
literally no one is offended. we all hate England, and there's nothing conservative democrats like more than when another country sounds more racist than the US.
Orca prisoners joke was awesome
I thought Colin was going to say that it better not come for his ferry. Maybe for the image it could have been Colin and Pete with hunting rifles.
I’m still crying 😭 over that!
He was trying so hard to make a mean face!
lmao dark af
Think that's the first time I've really laughed during these.
That Orca jokes was one of the best that Colin's ever told.
He’s got a perfect deadpan.
I thought SeaWorld abolished their orca shows and orca captivity programs after the Blackfish controversy?
Only the trainer interaction. Nobody swims with the orcas anymore.
I spit out my water at the orca prisoners joke😭
I see what you did there
You know you wasn't drinking water...
The sustained war stare after the Orca POW joke really elevated it.
Michael Che has the best jokes. I swear... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣
"Grandma's Purse" should also contain a "Fistful of Vicodin's"
Honestly thought that's where they were going.
@@jkyle1018 same here. That's what I dropped into the comments to add
I was thinking they were going to to with a flask of whiskey.
I am a grandma and I can’t verify the bag of Vicodin in the purse, is accurate 😅😂
"In the Royal Family, that's better than having a black background."
As a Brit, this is...accurate.
I agree
Michael Che continues to lean into the Norm Macdonald style of making the audience cringe and I love it
Norm Macdonald's style was to make the audience squint in befuddlement tbh.
The crowd are a bunch of pearl clutchers. This was a good run.
That's probably why a lot of people think SNL isn't funny anymore. I remember the audience being more raucous than this (and no, I'm not confusing it with MADtv).
"Dawson's Crack" that joke is sooooooo tight ...LOL
No pun intended right😂😂💩
@@LaughingSaint66
It pretty much was! :D
@@criminalsaint9611 1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.
@@RaymondHngI was just going to say that.
@@RaymondHngCame here to say this. I saw it sitting on a returns counter at the Tower Records rental desk along with “Everybody Does Raymond.”
Che has no mercy. 😂😂😂😂 I love it
Shades of Norm
Sometimes I think Che thinks 'I've got plenty of money. I'll just see if I can get fired like Norm" 😂😂
You know you're getting old when the guy from Dawson's Creek is promoting prostate cancer screenings.
'i dont want your laaaaaaife'
That Grandma's Purse punchline killed me!
That Royal Family Joke was PERFECTION, Che!
Glad to see Calico cut pants is doing so well. Thanks to everyone for giving!!!
You gotta give!!
If you don't give it goes dark!!!!
“better than having a black background” NOO 😂😂
the Orcas say, "we will never give up Collin; we could perhaps even turn to sinking Ferrys"
Nailed the Royal family and SlaveWorld real good lmao
I like how Colin lets the orca choke sink in, kind of remind me of norm MacDonald.
King Charles’ painting looks like he’s burning in hell!
The orca joke had me giggling 🤣
I burst out laughing at the Orca joke! These two are great to watch!
"I won't do it on air, then" is how you know this is from the dress rehearsal.
What’s the difference anymore? More people watch the CZcams version now than the live version.
I figured Colin's reaction was like "we are live", like it was the broadcast version.
@@jb6407 ok wait, they're different?
I think the live version is released a few days later right?
Nope. This is live. That's a running Che joke. He occasionally says that when the audience gasps
here for che powerin thru for/in spite of the audience n his reactions to the groaners
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider Miles Davis!"
Che is on fire tonight the guy is menace😂.
The jeans slogan should be “you’re not cool unless you pee your pants”
nope the black background one would have me applauding and hollering, oh my god the grandma joke😭😭
That black background joke was amazing
that Israel orca joke was top tier
I LIVE FOR MICHAEL CHE AUDIENCE REACTIONS!
These 2 just keep getting funnier!
Che has been in fire tonight
hahaha the black background punchline was savage haha
0:28 DAMMIT, CHE! 🤣
"Grandma's purse" is a euphemism. The only item in that dusty old thing is the third one.
That's why it was included. It's one of those double entendres.
Honestly, I was waiting for him to say it tasted like Tussy… IYKYK
Which dusty old thing? The purse or Grandma?
Depending on how granny looks i might enjoy being in her purse
that Dawson's Crack joke killed it!
Norm Macdonald was peak Weekend Update followed by Kevin Nealon.
Does this mean Calico Cut Pants are now a reality?
Those Calico Cut Pants are always sold out when I check
Is that a current van der beek pic?
Can't believe they didn't save the 'royals' one for the joke swap 😂
Maybe it wasn't strong enough.
Calico cut pants!
Ya gotta give.
These guys are the best
do the Groans mean that like the joke or not? lol its funny either way!
colin and brady sharing the same hair style
Damn hilarious!! The orca joke!!
The hangover is part of it. Don't binge drink if you can't handle 100% of the experience, IMO.
I love Michael Che and sometimes, I get mad at the audience for not appreciating his hilarious jokes. 🤣😅😂
You know you've made it when you have enough money to hire someone to piss your pants.
The entire weekend update was funny as a whole... these shorter clips don't capture the vibe the same
Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment.
And that goes for anyone else who whines about this.
@@canaisyoung3601 Cool bro you said I whined. Also, why should most people get the bad version pushed on them first? Why force a wait for the whole one that no one cares about after seeing the chopped up clips? But yeah, just wait. You solved it
Colin trying to make a mean face for the orca joke...
Dawson's crack 😂
1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.
Never watched Dawson's creek, but that joke made me double over.
So that was the big long thing my grandmother kept telling me to put back or she'd smack with it! Thank you Che for clearing up that 20 year long mystery!
I worry that we’re going to have to animate the Statue of Liberty at some point to battle that painting.
They saved the best for last nice job ! Have a fantastic summerr on the Ferry and at the club 😀 👍
I love weekend update…it’s the best part 😎
The real punchline for a McD's shake with treats from grandma's purse is: werthers, metamucil, and the residue powder of various prescription pills.
IF PEE PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS
There's the Adam Sandler reference we all expected 😅
Dawson's Crack.....HILARIOUS 😅 💙
I would have went with "Dawson's Stream"
DAWSON’S CRACK!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
Not the Billy Madison Jean set
Missed opportunity to say “You ain’t cool unless you pee ya pants”
1:40 The I V bag for hangovers as an amenity at an apartment building is a very dark statement about our society normalizing alcohol abuse.
Is it ever.
The modern day replacement for smoking a pack of Camel Unfiltered's for breakfast.
Why do you think he included Alcoholics Anonymous in the punchline?
I nominate Michael Che for a Kennedy Center Honor. How has such a national treasure not already received this?
1:26 Michael Che says “I won’t do it on air then” and I want to know what happened in the live weekend update if they are only showing us this one 😮
yeah we definitelly liked that one Mike 😂
I thought maybe Tom was wearing the pee-stained jeans.
Dawson crack😂
Why does SNL parcel these out? Why do we have to wait longer for the full segment? 🤔
Colin: It's not a "group of whales", it's a "POD of whales". NBC - The more you know . . .
In related news, James Van der Beek is still alive.
He's 47.
Why would he not be?
I recently saw him at the CT 90s con! He was fantastic.
Thanks, Chevy. 😎
I don't know why people side at that Orca joke. It's the truth!
Sighed... 😂😂😂😂
Grandma's purse joke would have been better had he said "oxycodone" or "norco"
Orcas coming for the ferry Colin
0:44 Bro locked in
Jost and Brady have the same hairdo... (0:22)
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
YOU GOTTA GIVE
So calico cut pants are becoming an actual thing?
how much for v. Shitzenpantz, well, pants? Never mind.
that portrait looks loke its been painted with the blood of the colonies
But they won't return them because the original owners won't take proper care of their stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Dawson's Crack" was legit the name of a gay porn video back in the day.
Was the fashion brand Louis Vuitton, or should I say, Louis Pee'd-on? 😉
I'll show myself out now.
the whole reason we watch snl
You have to GIVE![
Roasts can be pretty brutal. Don't assume they'll be nice.
I heard that this one was ridiculous mean-spirited.
I don't understand those are just calico cut pants???
😂😂
If you're going in for a prostate exam, ask the doctor to use two fingers. That way, you get a second opinion.
Ouch--UK royall family
Three words I didn't want to see together: orca gang activity.
Those orca ninjas go rambo... XD
They ain't dolphin around no more
Anyone else pause at 0:25 and have a hard time deciding which one was colin jost?
You aint cool.........
..........unless you pee your pants!
Pants with a pee stain and you don’t invite Tim Robinson to talk about it??
Che has been putting everything he's got into trolling the audience lately.