What Oscar REALLY Thinks of Ozpin's Lies (RWBY Thoughts)

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2018
  • What does Oscar really think of Ozpin's not-lies-but-half-truths?
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Komentáře • 672

  • @wolvesrock9296
    @wolvesrock9296 Před 5 lety +815

    "Get in the back."
    "No. You get in the back."
    DAAAAAAAMMMMNN

  • @littlesmartie13
    @littlesmartie13 Před 5 lety +830

    Oscar is the entire fandom at this moment.

  • @Lavendelle7776
    @Lavendelle7776 Před 5 lety +702

    "Those are my memories-"
    "Our memories, remember?"
    Ooooh Nice.

  • @bebapkmngirl98
    @bebapkmngirl98 Před 5 lety +942

    I can't stop imagining how confused Maria was with Oscar and Oz taking over one another, over and over...like, "why is this little boy so mad at himself?"

    • @camerongrow6426
      @camerongrow6426 Před 5 lety +125

      and that's before the magic blue lady showed up.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +29

      Im pretty sure she's an agent for Salem so she probably isn't too surprised.

    • @haru.4267
      @haru.4267 Před 5 lety +52

      Personally I think she’s a silver eyes warrior who got her eyes damaged by Salem

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +24

      @@haru.4267 Yeah im in the same boat but i think Salem spared her and turned her. However i also think its possible that she's going to act like she is because she "lost her eyes".

    • @judaichan9329
      @judaichan9329 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Merilirem I actually think she may be the Winter Maiden.

  • @cosmic_seabunny
    @cosmic_seabunny Před 5 lety +614

    “Damn it I should’ve packed a bag of cookies” 😂

    • @maddie_r0se142
      @maddie_r0se142 Před 4 lety +6

      One of my favorite parts, imagine if that was in the actual episode😂

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +325

    Ohh....OH
    Salem took a break up UNSPEAKABLY bad?
    So that's why Adam ended up allying with her!

    • @quincyconnors9391
      @quincyconnors9391 Před 5 lety +49

      It was far more intimate than a breakup. Spoilers ahead for those who don't have a First membership...
      It was a divorce with Oz taking full custody of their kids.

    • @hyperblitz2070
      @hyperblitz2070 Před 5 lety +18

      Hippity Hoppity She Took The Fucking Kids

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +9

      @@LordEyepatch It must of been Akward

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +36

      Literal devil = ex-wife who killed me

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +8

      @@LordEyepatch i am pretty sure it was the dark one. i mean when has a lawyer been on the side of light

  • @GiveMeMilkPls
    @GiveMeMilkPls Před 5 lety +249

    "Damn it, I should've packed a bag of cookies, goddam she would've given me her left arm for those..."
    Coincidentally, I was eating cookies.

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 Před 4 lety +69

    When you consider the countless lives Ozpin has lived, the countless followers he had, and then the countless betrayals he had experienced, it's become clear that Ozpin became fearful of trusting people with the whole truth. It's a literal miracle that he didn't crumble himself and just accept Salem's beliefs that humanity should be ruled over as if they were gods and abandon the quest that the God of Light gave him. Yet Ozpin still struggles.

  • @adoellex8000
    @adoellex8000 Před 5 lety +273

    Katara and Toph did a fusion dance??? LMAO!

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +17

      Cue Toph waving hand infront of face.gif

    • @joefloggg3257
      @joefloggg3257 Před 5 lety +5

      I did not see it till he said it. Lmao it's solo true

  • @aarondx3764
    @aarondx3764 Před 5 lety +199

    " *OUR* memories "
    *OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH*

  • @lilacbunni7216
    @lilacbunni7216 Před 5 lety +239

    “You have form responses?? How many times have you done this?”
    Lmao I cant even. Now all I can see if Ozpin inside Oscar’s head going through a file with different situation responses.

    • @benjaminbierley2074
      @benjaminbierley2074 Před 2 lety +4

      Makes way too much sense given he seemed to start treating each incarnation as a do-over to try a different approach, but started making canned responses to repeated situations. Oscar's horror continues to be entirely justified, at least Salem seems aware she is a monster...Ozpin doesn't seem to realize he became detached from being human a while ago.

  • @wyvernspiritoffical8934
    @wyvernspiritoffical8934 Před 5 lety +141

    *Jin Appears*
    Me: *stares once again in gay*

  • @captaindrake1235
    @captaindrake1235 Před 5 lety +634

    Y'know, I don't know who to actually root for in this.
    Yes, you can blame Oz all you want for his lies...but, can you honestly say they were that bad? Leo betrayed him, who's to say the others won't once they find out whatever he's hiding?
    Not to say that his methods are working, they clearly aren't. He needs a different approach to the war...but what right does RWBY actually have to know his secrets?
    He hasn't known them for long, he's only their headmaster and spoke with them on a few occasions. They weren't invited to fight with him, they just sort of came along for the ride. And...they're not huntsmen. No matter how much you'd like to argue, their first years, kids, they're stupid and emotional. Yang has anger and abandonment issues, Blake never listens to authority figures, Ruby is too naïve to understand the desperation of the war itself for underhanded methods, and Weiss is completely loyal to her team what with it being the family she never had and will immediately side with the others.
    They keep expecting him to immediately trust them, but they haven't earned it. Fighting alongside him doesn't automatically make them worthy of such trust. At all. The only exception for this is Qrow, Qrow has been working with Ozpin for years yet he didn't tell him.

    • @silvershadowhero528
      @silvershadowhero528 Před 5 lety +62

      I completely agree with you

    • @taiis.b8929
      @taiis.b8929 Před 5 lety +51

      Now while I do also agree. You have to remember that as kids (and protagonists) they need to know everything on why they want to risk their lives for a reincarnated spirt. Even when they don’t deserve it but hey. Got to let the fans know on why as well.

    • @captaindrake1235
      @captaindrake1235 Před 5 lety +51

      @@taiis.b8929 While I do agree that we'd need to know eventually, doing it now when things are still pretty new is just...well, appeasing the fanbase. And fact of the matter is that they can leave any time, he's not forcing them or anything. If they don't like how he does things, then just leave.
      And you can't use the justification of risking their lives, EVERYONE'S life is in danger, all of humanity is at risk from Salem. The Grimm have control over most of the planet and surround humanity from all sides, Salem is winning no matter how you look at it and her agents are everywhere plotting the fall of the kingdoms. Its either do something and possibly survive, or do nothing and die.
      ...but that being said, I would like some answers. I really want to know what his past is.

    • @taiis.b8929
      @taiis.b8929 Před 5 lety +12

      @Captaindrake123
      Well the fanbase is a very scary thing. And mostly you would want to appease them to get them to not bitch over everything. And while yes they do have the choice to leave, then we’d lose protagonists that have a chance to develop. And after watching volume 3 all I’m eager to see is how many times I will see “That’s a lot of knowledge they just dropped.”
      But your points are valid and I’m not trying to argue, just saying you have to do something to keep things interesting with teenagers.

    • @captaindrake1235
      @captaindrake1235 Před 5 lety +59

      @@taiis.b8929 Fair enough, I get that. I'm just tired of everyone blaming and shitting on Ozpin for everything. Everyone seems to have this idea in their heads that HE'S the devil, and that he's never done any good. It annoys the hell out of me how short-sighted everyone is.

  • @lilowhitney8614
    @lilowhitney8614 Před 5 lety +140

    I really liked the part where he says he has to have faith in humanity and hope that faith is rewarded even when humanity is crap. It's really touching.

  • @CrumblingCube
    @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +494

    WHY IS SALEM CUTE AF NOW?
    Also: CALLED IT!

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 Před 5 lety +13

      Crumbling Cube I love this it is so accurate of what Oscar would really think

    • @lolbitthefox6403
      @lolbitthefox6403 Před 5 lety +9

      Crumbling Cube IKR I was like.....shit she cute af

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch Před 5 lety +1

      Crumbling Cube because backstory plot

    • @sonicd577
      @sonicd577 Před 5 lety

      ozpin give me my gun Oscar turn down my life with someone's mind

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +21

      @Star The Solar Hex Salem went from a literal devil to literal Greek goddess. Get yourself a girl who can do both.

  • @opinionatedlasagna458
    @opinionatedlasagna458 Před 5 lety +202

    GET TO THE
    BACK!!!!!!!

  • @phoenixag196
    @phoenixag196 Před 5 lety +92

    Rip Ozpin's hidden stash, No Nut November couldn't protect it.

  • @StarforceOnAir
    @StarforceOnAir Před 5 lety +33

    The banter between Oscar and Ozpin is simply amazing. I wish it was like this in the actual show.
    Also, Ozpin has a point with keeping Lionheart's betrayal a secret.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +6

      Thanks! Yeah this scene is really what the whole "birds" conversation should've been.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Před 5 lety +52

    International “Rip on Ozpin day”
    Should be a thing in the fandom

    • @aerialmacaroon6312
      @aerialmacaroon6312 Před 2 lety +2

      As well as “stab cinder day”

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Před 2 lety +1

      Someone watched Power Rangers the Movie. "What is this? Pick on the Frog day?"

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 Před 5 lety +78

    DAMN THAT GOT DEEP! Really, that part with Ozpin explaining in thought what he meant about faith in humanity, that felt like current DBZA seriousness/maturity.

  • @shakieltaylor9995
    @shakieltaylor9995 Před 5 lety +208

    "now thats just pathetic oz look at your self is this humanity's great defender"
    damn crumbling cube nice one

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +11

      considering he might be the only hope and the years kinda fucked him up

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 Před 5 lety +3

      Especially since Ozpin didn't even respond.

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi Před 5 lety +171

    Anyone else think this actually almost makes the scene better? You manage to keep the real serious stuff serious, perhaps even upping the drama.
    It's like how TFS builds upon the original DBZ, only this is building on something that came out a week ago.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +19

      Thanks! LittleKuriboh, TFS and SWE are definitely huge influences.

    • @TheLanydx
      @TheLanydx Před 5 lety +3

      I would actually love a full abridged RWBY by you guys.

    • @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898
      @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 Před 4 lety

      Just like (JoyRide Entertainment) & (KRWBY Productions) did as well.

  • @phanboy8059
    @phanboy8059 Před 5 lety +42

    Ozpin's silence from 7:26 to 7:28 was pure gold.

  • @jamesroad316
    @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +154

    well considering i just watched ep3, break up is an understatement. more like the divorce from hell

  • @bradpara
    @bradpara Před 5 lety +127

    Oscar, you have now earned the right to have Ruby have your babies

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +11

      Nope.

    • @lisanavarro2782
      @lisanavarro2782 Před 5 lety +9

      Yesssssssssss

    • @rudoskudos4047
      @rudoskudos4047 Před 5 lety +3

      I think Ruby's older than Oscar xD

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +9

      @@rudoskudos4047 Yes but they are within the same age range as her and all the other school kids. So he and Oscar is the same as her and any student age wise.
      Not that age really matters that much in fictional ships. I mean it only matter for Oscar because he's so young. Age differences are not much of an issue as long as everyone is old enough. Peoples feeling vary on that however for mostly ridiculous reasons.

    • @lisanavarro2782
      @lisanavarro2782 Před 5 lety +1

      Blog einer Alienkartoffel Ya but it’s just 2 years 😂😂

  • @pedanticat9479
    @pedanticat9479 Před 5 lety +190

    I just saw the new RWBY episode and oh boy, one of your jokes in a past Oscar video is totally true

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +51

      I can't tell you how happy I am one of my dumb jokes is actually canon.

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 Před 5 lety +13

      @@CrumblingCube oh oh did she open pandora's box or did ozpin screw over salem first in the cruelest of way's tall me so i can laugh at ozpins failures i need to know

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 Před 5 lety +5

      @@allblazing1160 answer is yes

    • @alexandram2486
      @alexandram2486 Před 5 lety +4

      @@allblazing1160 The latter

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 Před 5 lety +7

      @@allblazing1160 well, he definitely screwed her

  • @Ferrilsblood
    @Ferrilsblood Před 5 lety +362

    "...Ozpin's dirty secrets dot PDF." - Hahahahah! Oh that was so good! I love the fight between Oscar and Ozpin. It was a long time coming! XD
    P.S. Can we have a "What Maria Calaver Thinks of..." etc, PLEAAASEEE!!!

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath Před 5 lety +14

      How about a "What Everyone Thought of the Salem Reveal" video? The WTF is strong with that moment.

    • @Ferrilsblood
      @Ferrilsblood Před 5 lety +6

      @@EditDeath That would be AWESOME XD... but I don't think it will happen soon, given how 'fresh' the episode is.

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath Před 5 lety +6

      Maybe. At this point, I'd be happy with just a 10 second video where we get the reveal and everyone yells "Holy shit" in unison.

    • @miikusaba546
      @miikusaba546 Před 5 lety +1

      EditDeath It’s something that we didn’t know we needed until now.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Před 5 lety

      ok... I doubt he'd file that so obviously.

  • @TheJaredPunch
    @TheJaredPunch Před 5 lety +142

    Ozpin basically had a problem with girls.

  • @VerliesMeister
    @VerliesMeister Před 5 lety +41

    Who now wants the thought of ruby in this part?

  • @avihaygozlan8739
    @avihaygozlan8739 Před 5 lety +117

    well... i think that ozpin and abridged kirito can be BFF's... both looking down on humans...

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx Před 5 lety +10

      And both of them dont like it when they're being called out for being wrong.

    • @avihaygozlan8739
      @avihaygozlan8739 Před 5 lety +18

      @@LockeLynx but kirito as the founder of the "kirito is always right foundation"' is always right... unlike yang...

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx Před 5 lety +3

      @@avihaygozlan8739 and yet the acronym for said Foundation is KIARF, which is INCREDIBLY stupid and only stupid arrogant-level intellects could've possibly came up with that.

    • @avihaygozlan8739
      @avihaygozlan8739 Před 5 lety +4

      @@LockeLynx well.... it is kirito that we are talking about.... he did ate some wierd random plants to level up his alchemy... and he do thinks that he is above us...

  • @MrTigracho
    @MrTigracho Před 5 lety +12

    In hindsight, being Ozpin is suffering.
    Her lover became an immortal monster.
    He has been living for a very long time, seeing friends and allies fall by the sands of time.
    Or being betrayed by them.
    Not to mention the people that died because they were dragged to his cause, That. Sticks. To you.Forever.

  • @Dawnslight16
    @Dawnslight16 Před 5 lety +170

    Damn hormones, Ozpin always resents being reincarnated in a younger body. Also Winter

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +26

      It's the only possible explanation as to why Qrow would stop staring.

    • @Dawnslight16
      @Dawnslight16 Před 5 lety +8

      @@CrumblingCube I'd think Qrow would be thinking this seems very familiar but your right, Winter would probably be jealous

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +7

      @@CrumblingCube He was just being polite.

    • @Dawnslight16
      @Dawnslight16 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Merilirem And he's wearing very thin pants

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +9

      @@Dawnslight16 His niece is right there too. Both of them. So many children present.

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 Před 5 lety +165

    One thing I recently noticed...
    When Oscar first started talking to Ozpin, Ozpin stated that he was also confused about what was going on when it happened to him.
    So, I don't think the ORIGINAL old man is really in there anymore. Every reincarnation sees the new soul assimilating the old soul, not the other way around. So eventually Oscar will have a lot of Ozpin's memories... but it will be Oscar Pine. So maybe Ozpin isn't lying so much as he is (like everyone else) not fully clued in. He's working with bits and pieces from the guy who came to him, who would have been working with bits and pieces from yet another incarnation.
    He's still a secretive bastard, that Ozpin... but he may have reason to withhold information he doesn't understand himself.
    Just a thought.
    Edit
    Having watched 6/3 now... I'm guessing there is still a little bit of *Ozma* in their somewhere.
    6/3 was a frakking roller coaster

    • @andrewappleton-clark3987
      @andrewappleton-clark3987 Před 5 lety +5

      Wow, droppin' the name on peeps like that. I've seen it too but not everyone has. Also, an interesting theory, noice. :3

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 Před 5 lety +3

      @@andrewappleton-clark3987
      The name doesn't mean anything.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh gods, a typo 😱
      *there

    • @andrewappleton-clark3987
      @andrewappleton-clark3987 Před 5 lety +2

      @@davemarx7856 Wait was there a typo?
      Also, what I meant was: it's kinda cruel to tease people without first memberships like that because while the name may not seem important to those who *have* seen the episode, to those who *haven't* it's a whole different ball-game for reasons that I hope I don't have to explain.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 Před 5 lety

      @@andrewappleton-clark3987
      It was a typo at the end of my original post.
      The way I see it, I didn't spoil anything. I teased a new character 😈

  • @enwarrior8163
    @enwarrior8163 Před 5 lety +35

    Goddammit That Qrow section with Winter and Jinn broke me! XD

  • @MewDenise
    @MewDenise Před 5 lety +33

    Lol! The door soundeffect xD

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 Před 5 lety +29

    remember when i said under the adam video that i prefer in character interpretations? i also love it when comedy shows take things a little more seriously and show character depth, MAKING THIS LITERALLY PERFECT!

  • @kitkat12021
    @kitkat12021 Před 5 lety +36

    The real question I want answered is: Where the hell is Ozpin's Cane?!

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Před 5 lety +2

      Oh.. You're right I didn't notice that. Did he drop it or is it just in his pocket?

    • @elizabethwilliams5211
      @elizabethwilliams5211 Před 3 lety +1

      These kids were so hostile that i wonder if they would hurt oscar/ozpin just becauce he was going for the lamp.
      It kinda was worrisome to me when i saw it.

  • @PotatoGurlSasha
    @PotatoGurlSasha Před 5 lety +16

    Oscar: You get to the back!
    *Door slams*
    Yang just got out burned.

  • @paulwayne8367
    @paulwayne8367 Před 5 lety +18

    "No you get to the back." Oscar

  • @aminebachir3394
    @aminebachir3394 Před 5 lety +47

    I wanna hear about the girl in the tower , not tomorrow not after breakfast....... NOW !!!!!!

    • @peachsodammd1729
      @peachsodammd1729 Před 5 lety +2

      i already know but im not gonna spoil it but your in for a treat

    • @aminebachir3394
      @aminebachir3394 Před 5 lety +1

      you saw on the site didn't you ? I lost my accout after they changed their sites so I'm a youtube pleb now LUL

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 Před 5 lety +1

      @@aminebachir3394 he he he lets just say Salem realy should have played Shadow of the Colossus and also Ozpin realy should have have not followed his boner -_-

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +1

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 His boner did nothing wrong.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 Před 5 lety

      @@Merilirem The God of Light warned him he would only find pain where he once found comfort and what's the first thing he does but go back to Salem and basicly sets up the whole conflict between the two in the first place -_-

  • @insertusernamehere3173
    @insertusernamehere3173 Před 4 lety +4

    6:10
    The man with two souls, each one fighting for control
    They really were fighting over control in that moment.

  • @lienhua5558
    @lienhua5558 Před 5 lety +24

    The fusion dance?
    Oz were you secretly involved with Pink Diamond’s shattering?

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 Před 5 lety +1

      i think he meant the DBZ one, could still be the SU one though...

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 5 lety

      More like the creation of Gogeta.

  • @jonathonsirlord8251
    @jonathonsirlord8251 Před 5 lety +67

    7:47 Well someone's BALLS! finally Dropped at the sight of a women
    😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔Sorry Ruby

  • @haru.4267
    @haru.4267 Před 5 lety +62

    I feel so bad for Oscar tho... He never asked for any of this...

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 Před 5 lety +8

      Haru- Chan SAME HERE! Protecc the cinnamon roll!

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx Před 5 lety +9

      Oh gosh, how do you think the group will deal with him now? I doubt they'll trust Ozpin and want to leave him. I'll bet the only one who'll keep him around is Ruby.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +8

      @@LockeLynx In the opening they split the people into two groups on either side. Ozpin is with JNR and we never see him with RWBY past this point.
      Its at the end of the opening.

    • @haru.4267
      @haru.4267 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah but we also see that Ruby is carrying the relic so they don’t trust Ozpin anymore.
      Oscar going with team JNR would be interesting but I think Qrow still wants to be with Ozpin without quitting Ruby and Yang. Besides they’re stranded right now.

  • @DragonMaster32200
    @DragonMaster32200 Před 5 lety +37

    3:46
    Me: "MY BABY" *grabs Ozcar and protects him from the world*

  • @brunoraoni
    @brunoraoni Před 5 lety +152

    Raven was right all along, Ozpin really isint the good guy that everyone think he is... However, maybe thats not entirely bad, maybe he is the hero humanity needs... Not the one it deserves....

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath Před 5 lety +31

      I suspect that Ozpin draws more inspiration from the Wizard of Oz than we originally thought. Just an old fraud who might still be able to help under the right circumstances.

    • @kenyeo1213
      @kenyeo1213 Před 5 lety +29

      Nope he just got screw over by Salem and the gods and is trying to clean up his ex wife mess

    • @juliaondrasova3714
      @juliaondrasova3714 Před 5 lety +22

      To be honest... If humanity got a hero that it deserves... God help us.

    • @eyesnapples6167
      @eyesnapples6167 Před 5 lety +14

      TheRedHuskie That’s where you’re wrong
      The problem with Ozpin is that he is too much of a god guy, he’s blindly convinced that good shall prevail
      That’s why he’s still fighting when he knows deep inside that he’s no match.

  • @chriszepeda7873
    @chriszepeda7873 Před 5 lety +37

    Wish these were canon

  • @megidolaon6045
    @megidolaon6045 Před 5 lety +18

    Wow, Ozpin as an actually interesting character with deep dialog. This is both funny and good writing.

  • @phanboy8059
    @phanboy8059 Před 5 lety +7

    7:52 is EXACTLY my reaction at that reveal. And then I remembered it's Ozpin we are talking about here.

  • @Drakerai
    @Drakerai Před 5 lety +22

    oh dude, she really did not take that break up well

    • @jokingbee.2852
      @jokingbee.2852 Před 5 lety +3

      She took it so bad she gave ozpin a burning headache

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +3

      and the divorce was more violent than any prison fight

  • @travonarmstrong6093
    @travonarmstrong6093 Před 5 lety +11

    7:49
    Oscar is us when we first saw this.

  • @5amm0n79
    @5amm0n79 Před 5 lety +17

    yo so not going to lie when i saw salem as human i was just like HOLY SHIT THE BASTERDS CALLED IT XD but also is gin voiced by colleen clinkenbeard? the voice of erza scarlet from fairy tail?

  • @LyricalNova25
    @LyricalNova25 Před 5 lety +23

    I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 3 AND I NEEDED THIS TO CALM DOWN AFTER ALL THAT-

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +7

      I CANT BE CALM AFTER THAT.

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 Před 5 lety +2

      Crumbling Cube IM TRYING, IM TRYING TO BE CALM-
      AFTER THIS, I STARTED BINGING RWBY CHIBI AND TRYING TO RE-ENACT THEM (to help with my voice acting) SO THAT HELPED A BIT

    • @f.o.8547
      @f.o.8547 Před 5 lety +1

      @@LyricalNova25 lol chill

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 Před 5 lety +1

      Fidestic F.O. IM TRYINGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij
      @PabloHernandez-gl5ij Před 5 lety +1

      @@CrumblingCube okay I know most of you guys don't like spoilers but if you guys watched chapter 3 then I hope the gods answer that phone because you guys fucking called it

  • @kamikoinoue9468
    @kamikoinoue9468 Před 4 lety +9

    "Well, let's see the form response for lying about a retainer who betrayed me to spare their blashes". - "You have form responses, how many time have you done this?" - "More than I care to admit!"
    You know, if you think about it it's not funny at all, it's freaking sad. I love it when a comedy places something that seems to be a funny thing but turns out to give you real creeps when you think about it carefully. And you guys are doing it amazing. Please, keep it going :)

  • @lilowhitney8614
    @lilowhitney8614 Před 5 lety +37

    spoilers for episode 3
    Ozpin didn't do anything wrong, in fact he barely had any agency before he left Salem. So why would Oscar react to the memories this way?
    Unless... Well It's obvious Ozpin is really ashamed of it and holds a lot of guilt for things that're not his fault. So maybe Oscar saw the memories how Oz sees them instead of how they really are?

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +3

      yeah.... it was fucked up too

    • @ottoleois9323
      @ottoleois9323 Před 5 lety +1

      Grey and Grey. Two sides of the same coin it seems.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +3

      It's more the fact he kept such vital information secret out of guilt for so long.

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 Před 5 lety +4

      @@brianbrush5107 what information are you talking about? Everything we've seen in the episode was his own personal life and so much of it was quite truamatic (like being burned alive by your wife after you both accidently killed you kids, wtf crwby) so I don't see how it's vital information. The stuff from the previous episode doesn't count since it has differenr reasons and is a seperate discussion.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lilowhitney8614 It was the origin and motivation of the being that was causing all of this

  • @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457

    6:56
    Qrow shame on you
    Not every bird has *A Bird’s Wish*
    XD I think I made a new ship :3

  • @Astral_thee_God
    @Astral_thee_God Před 5 lety +16

    This episode tap danced on my heart and then allowed Thanos to crush it like Loki’s neck. I’m ready to sleep for a year. Ozpin needs a hug

  • @BeetleTricks411
    @BeetleTricks411 Před 5 lety +10

    I just realized Oscar vs Ozpin counts as a Jojo reference(Vento Aureo)

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +27

    Okay.
    I feel like I'm the only person in the fan base who is still wondering WTF the deal with Maria is.

    • @loganhunter2119
      @loganhunter2119 Před 5 lety +4

      They probably care but we have too many things going to pay much attention to a character that just showed...we wanted the ozpin backstory since the whole "I made more mistakes than any man woman or child "line

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 lety +1

      I concluded that she's Salems agent. A silver eyed warrior whose eyes were taken but got spared under conditions or a woman without eyes told secrets to make her story work. She's there to drive a wedge between them and lead Ruby astray. Thats why the scene transitions from her looking at Ruby with Qrow by her side to Qrow being dragged away.
      Just a theory but its mine.

    • @africanwallflower4816
      @africanwallflower4816 Před 5 lety +2

      @Brian brush I keep telling you people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      THAT'S KATARA'S GRAN-GRAN🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
      Time travel people, look it up.🤷‍♀️

  • @animalia5554
    @animalia5554 Před 5 lety +12

    Pure things are unexpectedly fragile.

  • @rga0019
    @rga0019 Před 5 lety +13

    2:38 wait a minute...
    HOLY SHIT! OZPIN WAS DARTH VADER?!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 5 lety +7

      Ozpin was Anakin? Well I guess that means we can now use Prequel Memes for Chapter 3... Spoilers btw.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 Před 5 lety +5

      Actualy that was Salem Ozpin was Padme

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 Před 5 lety +61

    Poor Oscar is gonna go through hell cause of Oz's omissions.
    Even worse is that he's surrounded by lovely ladies who now want to tear him a new one.
    He's not coming out of this safely or sane possibly.
    He needs his waifu now more than ever.
    Please Ruby save Oscar, you're his only hope.

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 Před 5 lety +8

      Let's hope team RWBY will be able to remember the difference between Oscar and Ozpin. Otherwise, yeah, he's a dead man.

    • @elliottgaal9774
      @elliottgaal9774 Před 5 lety +7

      @@lucasf6946 I hope so as well. It might push Ruby and Oscar together.
      It'd funny if they start doting on Oscar. Thus began the Oscar harem.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Před 5 lety +1

      I just hope they stop treating him like he's not even there or doesn't matter. That really pisses me off! And please for gods sake, someone please talk to both of these two?! Ruby & Oscar have both been strong for too long and need a bit to just break down! Please?!

  • @ameos3815
    @ameos3815 Před 5 lety +77

    So did anyone watch volume 6 episode 3?

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch Před 5 lety +1

      Crowned Clown yes

    • @shakieltaylor9995
      @shakieltaylor9995 Před 5 lety +1

      where can I watch it
      please its killing me to find out what happened

    • @PostStorm
      @PostStorm Před 5 lety

      My mind has been blown!!!

    • @pedanticat9479
      @pedanticat9479 Před 5 lety +3

      I have and it's amazing! It also confirm that Ozpin isn't evil

    • @RubixCubist
      @RubixCubist Před 5 lety +2

      @@shakieltaylor9995 Rooster Teeth First fam. Or just get a VRV Premium account, it's way cheaper and gives you way more than just Rooster Teeth stuff.

  • @lostsoul2271
    @lostsoul2271 Před 5 lety +5

    7:48 *Oscar .exe has stop working*

  • @Yesitsmyrealname
    @Yesitsmyrealname Před 5 lety +4

    "Well then Go to hell Padme I mean Oscar"
    This is the best episode ever.
    I Wonder if Oz hates sand too

  • @NSixtyFour
    @NSixtyFour Před 5 lety +9

    Cant trust a lions cousin! Im dead!

  • @zerentigin7731
    @zerentigin7731 Před 5 lety +5

    This was great, please do more Oscar/Ozpin (as long it's possible to do) along with the future inner monologues

  • @pumpkin2986
    @pumpkin2986 Před 5 lety +3

    6:04 No... YOU get to the back!
    Dammit Oscar, stop being legitimately badass in a parody series

  • @MrMoustache144
    @MrMoustache144 Před 5 lety +25

    Spoilers for episode 3 guys
    Y'all did call it which makes this even more amazing! 😂😂😂 keep up the good work.👍

  • @queenmarybee8881
    @queenmarybee8881 Před 5 lety +6

    "BLAST YOU AND YOUR 14 YR OLD BODY THIS IS A MESS" IM DYING

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +37

    The "going down a path I can't follow" reference are a little funny when you consider(Spoilers)
    That fits what happned with Salem and Ozpin.

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 Před 4 lety +5

    I feel like half the problems of the series only exist because negativity attracts Grimm. No, really, it would make Ozpin's job so much easier if they couldn't sense it.

  • @JDB100
    @JDB100 Před 5 lety +16

    Damn Jin thic

  • @makisonoda7925
    @makisonoda7925 Před 5 lety +23

    "Break-up in the worst possible way." That's the understatement of the century Ozpin.
    "Why does it matter who carries the relic?"
    So levelheaded Blake Belladonna.
    And Yang is getting more pissed at Ozpin. Why does anyone even listen to the Tortured Soul that is Ozpin again.?
    Great vid by the way!

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx Před 5 lety +2

      Because hearing him out is a WAY better alternative that being a slave pawn to the Grimm Queen Salem!

    • @makisonoda7925
      @makisonoda7925 Před 5 lety

      @@LockeLynx
      Isn't everyone in RWBY a slave pawn to someone? At least Yang is actually questioning Ozpin. Finally Two members of Team RWBY got guts a stern spines.

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx Před 5 lety

      @@makisonoda7925 fair point.

    • @makisonoda7925
      @makisonoda7925 Před 5 lety +1

      @@LockeLynx
      I honestly think that Ozpin is still hiding facts and manipulating things for his own benefit. And as we've seen, Yang ain't gonna that lie and half-truth shit no more.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +2

      @@makisonoda7925 watch episode 3 and you will know just how tortured ozpin really is

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 Před 5 lety +6

    7:22 I didn't see Weiss and Blake's reactions at first. Thankyou for that

  • @justinbrummett
    @justinbrummett Před 5 lety +4

    Never in my life have I wanted something so bad and not know until I received it.

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 Před 5 lety +6

    Ozpin: "I'm not saying I have reason to believe you won't betray me"
    Ozpin's head: "Except for you Miss Belladonna you filthy Faunus Leo was a lion and I can't trust a lion's cousin"
    Me: Excuse me Ozpin but don't compare Leo to Blake (*Sorry but She's one of my favorite characters*)

  • @mysteriousmagicthief
    @mysteriousmagicthief Před 5 lety +4

    How did Oscar get into a folder marked "Secret"? Everyone knows that's the best security there is!

  • @alecbyrd3031
    @alecbyrd3031 Před 5 lety +10

    2:16 oh shot fired

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +5

      RWBY Moms Power Rankings
      1. Kali - top 10 anime moms easily
      2. Summer (KIA) - oof you know its bad when a dead mom is better than the 2 below
      3. Willow (MIA) - always drunk
      4. Raven - left to buy cigarettes 18 years ago.

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 Před 5 lety

      @@CrumblingCube In a way, Raven edged out Chi-Chi as the worst mother in anime.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +2

      Bad motherhood via neglect vs Bad motherhood via over parenting

  • @TheJaredPunch
    @TheJaredPunch Před 5 lety +16

    This Volume may possibly be darker than Volume 3

  • @saiblade4754
    @saiblade4754 Před 5 lety +7

    Damn, man. Sick burns to Ozpin.

  • @dontmindme1681
    @dontmindme1681 Před 5 lety +6

    My heart really goes out to Oscar. I get why Qrow flipped his shit, but c'mon dude: Oscar is just the messenger, and you punched him.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety

      Nah he looked at his niece that one time. Qrow knows what he's doing

  • @Akiba_Arts
    @Akiba_Arts Před 5 lety +5

    *bow to the psychics*

  • @emperorcaligula9098
    @emperorcaligula9098 Před 5 lety +5

    Calling it right here and now, The Original Oz is from Earth.

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom Před 5 lety +5

    Raven didn't suck, she just left Summer to do it for her because she doesn't want commit to anything anymore, and Summer died. So that was Taiyang's fault for not remarrying a third time.

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 Před 5 lety +1

      And who was Taiyang was suppose to marry, Glynda?

  • @dumpsockpuppet5619
    @dumpsockpuppet5619 Před 5 lety +4

    This is canon , it just so happens it isn't poster on Rooster Teeth website, but as far as i know this is totally canon

  • @sammitodoroki909
    @sammitodoroki909 Před 5 lety +21

    WHY DOSE ALL OF THE WORLD HAVE TO PAY FOR OZPINS EVIL EX?!?!?

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  Před 5 lety +9

      OR IS IT OZPIN'S OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND?

    • @sammitodoroki909
      @sammitodoroki909 Před 5 lety +4

      @@CrumblingCube hmmmm I still thinks its an evil ex

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 5 lety +1

      @@sammitodoroki909 considering what she did NO SPOILERS i would say more like boss wife from hell

    • @zekiertheripper6299
      @zekiertheripper6299 Před 5 lety +1

      that his ex-wife

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 Před 5 lety +1

      @@zekiertheripper6299 a brake up so bad she took the house and nation and his curent life at the time XD And it took Oz about 100 lives to get over it and pull himself back together

  • @Sleepy_46290
    @Sleepy_46290 Před 5 lety +8

    Oscar, my little cinnamon roll. 🥺 Also, I heard Padmai? (I think that’s how we spell that) OH! MY! GOD!!........... Ozpin, why do you want me to turn in my Star Wars Fandom!!!!

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 Před 5 lety +2

    oscar:how the how the heck did you screw this up
    Ozpin:well remember when i said

  • @BeetleTricks411
    @BeetleTricks411 Před 5 lety +3

    3:34 best part

  • @katlynlazuli8954
    @katlynlazuli8954 Před 4 lety +2

    “Katara and Toph did the fusion dance”
    Omg

  • @theredeft5319
    @theredeft5319 Před 5 lety +5

    Oh boy you’re have to make like 3 videos out the next one, we got so much content

  • @21_streets68
    @21_streets68 Před 5 lety +4

    Oscar: Oz, you're going down a path I can't follow
    Ozpin: Then screw you Padame-- I mean Oscar
    😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

  • @snowiblaze
    @snowiblaze Před 5 lety +4

    2:38
    *MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION*
    Padme: Anakin, your going down a path I can't follow!
    Anakin: Well then go to hell Oscar- I mean Padme!
    Padme: ...
    Anakin: ...
    Padme: Who's Oscar?
    Anakin *staring blankly at nothing*: I don't know either.

  • @jekrolandmalangenmalangen6398

    Ah ozpin it's always a running joke and Oz secret file hmm what team rwby think of ozpin

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 Před 5 lety +2

    Ok so my first reaction when he (Ozpin) said "Where's the Relic" and the camera panned to Ruby my first thought was "Oh heck to the no he ain't laying a finger on her Ozpin but you know who'll stop you farm boy" .

  • @ilian3199
    @ilian3199 Před 5 lety +3

    And that what it was missing! An inside of characters perspective. That's why I prefer books over film as a story telling medium. It is extremely vivid in Oscar thoughts because we get to see their interaction an inner dialog. It makes me mad that it is just a noncanon video to make audience laugh. Like really we know almost nothing about what characters think! And that is important when the two souls merge together.
    Sorry I went overboard but I would love to think about your videos as canon, Oscar questions, gets mad, has some kind of emotions towards Ozpin.
    But on the most part you're doing a grat job at making me laugh.

  • @lordkalistos4124
    @lordkalistos4124 Před 5 lety +6

    why cant rooster teeth get these guys to write rwby's dialog??

  • @H3r0toZ3r0
    @H3r0toZ3r0 Před 5 lety +6

    I think crow is going to need some new pants

    • @H3r0toZ3r0
      @H3r0toZ3r0 Před 5 lety +1

      And how did you called that

  • @dudethatlovessongs
    @dudethatlovessongs Před 5 lety +3

    6:55 Love Qrows reaction! XD