Shoto Answers Numi's GUY Questions (ft Yuzu, Bao)

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024

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  • @opside231
    @opside231 Před 11 měsíci +728

    I feel that half of the secrets Numi hears are just her friends trolling her

    • @MrDoom159
      @MrDoom159 Před 11 měsíci

      I bet if they told her guys unscrew their dicks every night before they go to bed she'd believe it

    • @theskullboy8700
      @theskullboy8700 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Definitely

  • @MegaAwesomeman23
    @MegaAwesomeman23 Před 11 měsíci +755

    Whoever told Numi guys don't wipe their ass is spreading insane amounts of misinformation to that poor girl. Even worse, she might believe it.

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 Před 11 měsíci +65

      Nah, there are legit guys who don't wipe because they're worried about it being gay

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 Před 11 měsíci +113

      ​@@apophis7712no way bro, it's misinformation

    • @lucasbroome1048
      @lucasbroome1048 Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@apophis7712 Lol! Imagine if that was the solution to "don't drop the soap." Just don't use it period, and nobody will want your cheeks

    • @BrandrVanUlf
      @BrandrVanUlf Před 11 měsíci

      @@dream6562 Bruh I've straight up met people like that and it's disgusting. Also met a dude who didn't brush his teeth because apparently the mint flavoring was for girls like wtf

    • @lucky4d725
      @lucky4d725 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@dream6562unfortunately it's not. There are way too many horror stories for it to not be true. Absolutely some of them are fake, but they're too many for all of them to be fake.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation Před 11 měsíci +458

    Numi: "How do guys without butts wear pants?"
    By installing the butt software first

    • @MrDoom159
      @MrDoom159 Před 11 měsíci +11

      **belt** or **trenning drawstring**

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@MrDoom159: Yeah, those are DLC. 👖👍

    • @xXCrimsonArkXx
      @xXCrimsonArkXx Před 11 měsíci

      Same way as girls with no ass lol

    • @marvinhubregtse5776
      @marvinhubregtse5776 Před 11 měsíci +1

      with great difficulty

    • @ZADualSnipe
      @ZADualSnipe Před 11 měsíci

      comes with great responsibility and tight hips turns an ass to a dumpy

  • @RoninJay408
    @RoninJay408 Před 11 měsíci +221

    Numi's chat is just grimy lol. The intel they give her is next world.

    • @fromolwyoming
      @fromolwyoming Před 11 měsíci +30

      Er, we actually try to correct her. A lot. It doesn't always work, sometimes because of her, sometimes because of a "one guy".

  • @gubberfuck
    @gubberfuck Před 11 měsíci +82

    Bao's "T E S T I C U L A R T O R S I O N" was so funny

  • @JT1698
    @JT1698 Před 11 měsíci +146

    Bro, no wonder Numi's so scared to get into a relationship. People are just telling her about the literal man-child portion of men! Fuckin'-a bro.

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I don't think calling dirty people man-children makes much sense, considering that hygiene is mostly taught by parents at a young age, so kids will be clean, or parents neglect their kids and they stay dirty after adulthood unless they decide to learn good hygiene habits themselves.

    • @JT1698
      @JT1698 Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@TheSeth256 They’re acting immature by refusing to take responsibility for their personal hygiene. That’s why they’re man-children. If someone doesn’t make them do it they won’t do it.

  • @andrewmurphy2093
    @andrewmurphy2093 Před 11 měsíci +42

    I half expected Numi to ask him if he has to put the balls in as well or something

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Před 11 měsíci +81

    Also, that is why belts and suspenders were invented. Women wear them for fashion, we wear them out of need.
    (In all seriousness, men also have butts, even if not as promient, and even without that the width difference between waist and pelvis is usually enough to keep trousers in its place. But I have some trousers that are a big to big for me and I can put them in and out without unbuttoning or unziping, which is means that I have to push them back up all the time, and thus why I never use them out of my house)

    • @thenewseorarek9625
      @thenewseorarek9625 Před 11 měsíci +9

      I mean if you have pants that fit properly you wont need belts or suspenders, regardless of how much dump you got in the trunk

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Imagine not having a butt
      This post made by the double cheeked up dudes gang

    • @__-fm5qv
      @__-fm5qv Před 11 měsíci +2

      Although a belt wasn't as strictly necessary from a practical perspective in the past. For most of the time we've had trousers as a species its been worn around the waist, ie up to your bellybutton. And even most mens hips will flair out a bit from their waist if they're thin enough. Its when you start getting some chub you need a belt to hold it on.

    • @whydidtheychangemyname
      @whydidtheychangemyname Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@cavalierliberty6838 Tfw all the women at work are jealous of my cake

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys Před 11 měsíci +1

      Underwear are elasticized

  • @Thanaroa
    @Thanaroa Před 11 měsíci +15

    "Why was this video recommended to me"
    Curved wang is mentioned
    "Okay fuck you algorithm"

  • @KN1GHT501
    @KN1GHT501 Před 11 měsíci +36

    Chat gives her some of the worst intel like no it is not normal for guys to not wipe their ass, the only people that don't wipe are freaks lmao.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Před 11 měsíci +132

    When you are the guy in the group of friends.
    It has happened to me before. The questions were not as unhinged, but the no butt cleaning was asked.
    To be honest, I didn't know that some men did not wipe their asses until they asked me, then we did research together and it is true.
    How fragile can your masculinity be? I do not even only wipe my ass, but I also use a bidet, because just wipping still feels gross.

    • @wraithwrecker_
      @wraithwrecker_ Před 11 měsíci +16

      Exactly. How in the fuck could someone STAND not cleaning up after a poop??? Boggles my fucking mind.

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys Před 11 měsíci +6

      Ain't no way that not wiping is fragile masculinity.

    • @duduvec5971
      @duduvec5971 Před 11 měsíci +4

      At this point its not about masculinity i'm pretty sure of it (maybe is lack of critical thinking). When i was young i didn't wash my ass when i was showering because when i poop i am really thorough with cleaning my ass and it looked really clean but once my friend got into a conversation that it came up, i thought and i realised that it was a thing so i started doing it too.

  • @GuillermoSmyser
    @GuillermoSmyser Před 11 měsíci +18

    Making good progress. Doing some good learning.

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna Před 11 měsíci +12

    I feel like losing a braincells in my body watching this

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden Před 11 měsíci +69

    It's horrifying how they genuinely believe any of this
    The truth is many men never shake or do anything and they don't get stains.

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty Před 11 měsíci +4

      But I heard it's usually uncut dudes that leave stains or something

  • @Frolkinator
    @Frolkinator Před 11 měsíci +22

    I often need to wipe a 2nd time after 30min to avoid skidmarks.

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 Před 11 měsíci +20

      Honestly the wet wipes help with that

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin Před 11 měsíci +10

      wtf? why would you get dirty again after 30min ?

    • @Jakaze_
      @Jakaze_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      A bidet is the answer.

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@Jakaze_ ooh, you mean bidet pours the water in, and then it leaks out overt 30 min ???? O.O - That's awful. Why would anyone use that??? - You can just wipe, and have zero issues until you go again ... O.O

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Verrisin
      It's the residual missed by the first few passes that's rehydrated by sweat. You can bypass the need by either using wet wipes, a bidet, or slightly moistened folded sturdy toilet paper (my personal method).

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 Před 11 měsíci +7

    They trying to learn all our secrets

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 Před 11 měsíci +11

    If a guy urinates in a stall, TP is available for use. If you are using a urinal, TP is not an option! BTW: Peyronie's disease is no joke! Especially when it becomes painful to stand at attention! Tying to broach some truth, yo!

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I've always just shaken it dry, now I feel like it's not the way you're supposed to do it. I haven't been lied to for my whole life right? 🙃

  • @WanderingRagabond
    @WanderingRagabond Před 11 měsíci +10

    I dont think there's any cis guy secret that could freak the girls out the way it freaked Shoto out when the girls told him about blood clots from menstruation, lol

  • @BaldieGreg
    @BaldieGreg Před 10 dny

    ive been the guy that didnt wash his sheets for a year... but mine were still clean enough. probably cause of other factors but yea. wearing pajamas helps a lot. the only issue is the blood stains... you scratch yourself and lay down or something that brown blood stain tiny dot thing just stays there.(yes blood dries out and turns brown)

  • @nathanial_summers
    @nathanial_summers Před 8 měsíci +2

    So this is where the seed of the roast beef got planted lol

  • @inkwyvern5171
    @inkwyvern5171 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Well guys don't piss on themselves to be fair.

  • @andersnelson
    @andersnelson Před 10 měsíci +1

    I like the lofi hip-hop music 2:44
    (I have the first sane comment by the way.) 🤪

  • @slasherskyler
    @slasherskyler Před 11 měsíci +1

    I regret eating while watching this

  • @Paradox-es3bl
    @Paradox-es3bl Před 11 měsíci +41

    Is there such a thing as a normal woman among vTubers? Lmao

    • @thecagedentertainer8100
      @thecagedentertainer8100 Před 11 měsíci

      Ironically enough shylily is pretty normal she's just really horny

    • @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator
      @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator Před 11 měsíci +1

      Hard question 🤔
      Maybe Enna or Rosemi from Nijisanji, idk Hololive well

    • @The_Foolish_Fool
      @The_Foolish_Fool Před 11 měsíci +11

      Enna ain't normal. She has a huge amount of anxiety and depression. I'd have said Pomu or Selen or Nina, but in Hololive I'd say Calli and Ame are fairly normal@@shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator

    • @NJbldragon
      @NJbldragon Před 11 měsíci +5

      Nina probably, Selena maybe but she was a Tumblr girl. Pomu is a little degen/gremlin with social anxiety irl

    • @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator
      @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator Před 11 měsíci

      @@The_Foolish_Fool
      Last time I watched enna it looked like she was ok, but true.
      Pomu can be downbad, atleast in clips.
      Didn't Nina stop?

  • @Carnax6969
    @Carnax6969 Před 11 měsíci +1

    For my fellow piss standers out there, if it may help you release the last few droplets, I've found what works for me is taking a deep breath and then relaxing your sphincter as you exhale slowly.

  • @StiveGuy
    @StiveGuy Před 11 měsíci +3

    Oh we wipe, it just dosent get it all.

  • @mateusegura123
    @mateusegura123 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Shotooooo nooooo

  • @CodyHvids
    @CodyHvids Před 7 měsíci

    You ever ask yourself how did we get here? 😂

  • @juanjosemendivil1626
    @juanjosemendivil1626 Před 11 měsíci

    I hope people know that washing does the job better than toilet paper.

  • @TheRizzler_1
    @TheRizzler_1 Před 11 měsíci

    Shoot has been jaded lmao

  • @taxinvasion260
    @taxinvasion260 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I adore spreading misinformation to content creators.

    • @andersnelson
      @andersnelson Před 10 měsíci +1

      Keep it up! It helps them generate some hilarious moments 😜😂

  • @VimeC
    @VimeC Před 11 měsíci +33

    Mmm. Yuzu, it's bad to bodyshame people.

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin Před 11 měsíci

      she scammed a guy as well... but yeah, that was my response as well.
      - She's fun, but not exactly a role model ^^

    • @wraithwrecker_
      @wraithwrecker_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@Verrisin ReallyNow sure bud.

    • @xxnightdriverxx9576
      @xxnightdriverxx9576 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@Verrisin how and when did she scam someone? First time I ever heard about that. Details please.

    • @scribblord2970
      @scribblord2970 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Verrisin shes a vtuber itd weird if she was a role model

    • @str8apem88
      @str8apem88 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@xxnightdriverxx9576 There was this guy who cat called her a month or two ago, so she walked up and told him she'd give him her number for $20. Not only was the number fake, she used the money to buy herself lunch. A pretty based, but also kinda dangerous move imo. What if she encounters him again?

  • @biggrug3968
    @biggrug3968 Před 11 měsíci

    Off topic but why are they playing a mobile game looking ripoff of Phasmophobia