“I’m a Terrible Driver” - Comedians on Driving

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  • čas přidán 3. 07. 2024
  • Trevor Noah, Martha Kelly, John Mulaney and more comics offer their thoughts on driving.
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    00:00 : Trevor Noah
    00:45 : Martha Kelly
    1:51 : John Mulaney
    3:14 : Katrina Davis
    5:27 : Michael Kosta
    6:44 : Ahmed Bharoocha
    9:47 : Reggie McFadden
    10:41 : Hannibal Buress
    12:24 : Ardal O’Hanlon
    13:39 : Brendan Scannell
    15:37 : Trevor Noah
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Komentáře • 41

  • @MoniqueJonath
    @MoniqueJonath Před rokem +16

    “you’re just knitting and driving, this is bigger than me” is brilliant

  • @jordanm2936
    @jordanm2936 Před rokem +26

    The way this is themed feels like they’re having a conversation- dream blunt rotation

  • @AnaspaceshipShow
    @AnaspaceshipShow Před rokem +22

    A horn an octave lower... lol best joke ever!!!

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před rokem +16

    That story about his dad getting the car 6:45 was the best!🤣👍
    Considering how dangerous it is to smoke weed and drive, maybe he did the right thing even if it was the wrong thing!😂👏👏

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před rokem +1

      I agree, truly uproarious, LoL. 😆🤣😂

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před rokem +17

    *"Dude, where's my car?"*
    _"Where's your car, Dude?"_
    *"Dude, where's my car?"*
    _"Where's your car, Dude?"_
    ...
    ...
    "It's in the driveway!!!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
    And he's the best dad ever!!!

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 Před rokem +1

    @3:28 I know it’s meant to be funny but I encourage bad drivers to feel badly about it and to make improvements. You’re a damn menace.

  • @absatwell8163
    @absatwell8163 Před rokem +2

    My kids senior superlative was “worst driver” out of 500 seniors. That’s bad, but well deserved. 😮

  • @Pyroplanet1993
    @Pyroplanet1993 Před rokem +1

    Sounds like a driver anonymous meeting

  • @coreywillis3538
    @coreywillis3538 Před rokem +4

    Recalculating 😂😂😂

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před rokem

    Hannibal Burris is on my list of 20 funniest comedians!

  • @meowmix8610
    @meowmix8610 Před rokem

    “I acted like I planned it “ I felt that

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB Před rokem +1

    8:55 LMFAOOOO

  • @louisej682
    @louisej682 Před rokem

    Bharoocha’s thing was so funny I was totally dying 🤣🤣

  • @moxistrawberries5510
    @moxistrawberries5510 Před rokem +4

    Awesome video! Very funny! Driving is stressful!😅

  • @MrKenBarb2501
    @MrKenBarb2501 Před rokem +5

    That the lady from Euphoria who Rue owe money to? 1:03

  • @Annie640
    @Annie640 Před rokem +2

    Are we really living in an era where people don’t know the line “dude where’s my car” or there is some copyright to saying it on-stage? 😅

  • @moxistrawberries5510
    @moxistrawberries5510 Před rokem +6

    Ambulance 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @moxistrawberries5510
    @moxistrawberries5510 Před rokem +3

    Should’ve checked the drive way❤

  • @redjadestudios
    @redjadestudios Před rokem +1

    amblance in NOLA I hear

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Před rokem +1

    Don't Drive To Ipswitch To See The Wrong Dictator

  • @Booyahkacha
    @Booyahkacha Před rokem +5

    John mulaney made the i cant drive joke and immediately after the woman after john mulaney actually copied him word for word who stole the joke?

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Před rokem +1

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @colgor
    @colgor Před rokem

    Kosta sounded so much like Trump I had to bring up the video ,🤣

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před rokem +5

    I really liked it, until that texting and driving guy. Putting other people safety at risk, is not funny!

  • @jlee4039
    @jlee4039 Před rokem +1

    Starting the clip, and wondering how many Asian jokes there are going to be…

  • @clavididk1236
    @clavididk1236 Před rokem +15

    I never really liked Trevor Noah. Idk he's not funny to me 🤷

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před rokem +12

      I find him funny and intelligent, but to each their own!

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před rokem +2

      @@JaneDoe-ci3gj agreed 👍 👌 💯 😆

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před rokem +5

      Sometimes I like him, sometimes I don't. He seems like an awesome dude, great observer and story teller, obviously extremely smart and talented, his fame and success truly justified...but some of his materials isn't really my taste (mostly at politics).
      But when he talked about stuffs I'm interested in (culture, ethnicities and language differences) and especially can relate, I think he's one of the funniest, genius, broad-spectrum comic. In this particular video, I laughed hysterically. 🤣👍

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před rokem +3

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* yea like I'm not saying he's not a good dude I just didn't find him funny here. I like the daily show but I miss Stuart 😢

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Před rokem

      ​@@JaneDoe-ci3gj I agree. In fact, hundreds of millions also would agree. Trevor Noah is an international talent.

  • @robertkukla591
    @robertkukla591 Před rokem +2

    I got a bong in the car.
    I also got pipes, papers, dabs and eatables.
    Btw, I'm an engineer not a dealer.