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- čas přidán 12. 03. 2019
- This week Yahtzee reviews Anthem.
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He perfectly described EA on this one
can we get a theory as to why they do this? are they malicious or just woefully incompetent
@@drewsclues8625 Mat Pat, you're up.
Oh, yes! ^_^
Sadly, going from EA's track record, I think Anthem will be the end of "Bioware" as we once knew it, if not totally wiped out of existence soon.
Oh, well; my biggest hope is that the remnants of the company will get together and start yet another company to produce 'True Bioware" style games (although they may have to 'reskin' a lot of the concepts of Mass Effect to avoid getting their pants sued off ^_^).
And the president
@@drewsclues8625 Yes
EA as a toddler is the most fitting comparison i'll hear all year
A toddler that insults you if you don't give him your money to fuel his crack addiction
I'd take my leather gardening gloves to that baby's butt to punish it for its fits.
Yes,they are definitely evil just like a toddler.
@Gruagach. Iron Shoes Well then we (the gaming communit) should Brexit dis bitch....or pretend we are going to and then sit on the decision for nearly a year.
Matthew Fifer I heard EU trying to keep Britain much as they can so they are trying their best to keep British people in the EU
"Am I on suicide watch?"
I thought that was your default setting.
SHH! he doesn't know that yet
We need to be subtle and gift him some shoes that have velcro straps instead of laces.
@@mayorofasilenttown3837 we need to be even more subtle, we need to give him a study that shows women are more likely to have sex with you if you wear velcro shoes
.....being a contrarian, however, he'd still find a way to hang himself with them.....
Anthony LiPira he started a video with him almost hanging himself
People need to realize that all the amazing games that Bioware made years ago, most of the people behind those games left Bioware.....
And the rest ought to be on suicide watch for the terrible working conditions.
Not exactly. BioWare is pretty much the same in terms of talent and work culture that it always has been, which is actually the problem. Bioware has always had a habit of rushing products at the last minute. In older titles when they were using engines made for RPG's and it worked fine, they didn't need to make a save game feature or anything like that and the engines were easier to work with even though they weren't as impressive. Then comes the Frostbite engine. This engine can do alot, but it is insanely difficult to work with. As a result, BioWares habit of doing things at the last minute really didn't pay off because there were so many issues to fix. They had to build alot of the basic features all RPG's have into the engine. Graphic fixes were insanely difficult to fix and all the Frostbite veterans at Dice were not allowed into the project. The end result was a disaster. It is the same thing that happened with Andromeda and why it looked so bad.
Oddly enough Anthem didn't start out as a Destiny clone, in fact what the game was would morph over time, including the name which was also a last minute decision. The issue there was with poor project managers who were indecisive and all over the place.
@the shrubberino well, i agree on that last point, but probably not in the way you intended.
Edit: Aaaaand he's gone. Now no one understands my comment.
...well played
@the shrubberino ouch, my feelings
@@TheDirtysouthfan My impression is Bioware DID change based on my memories of SWTOR (which I played a lot of it when it went F2P). It was objectively NOT a masterpiece and had its issues (the one I remember most avidly is quests being repetitive and grindy and, unlike Anthem, the gameplay did not even try to compensate for them), but you could really feel the effort in put in storytelling based on each class having a separate overarching story and then each planet having a questline of its own, which would in turn also connect into the overarching War story. This is the core that seems missing in Anthem.
For the Mass Effect series, you can also see a general tendency: ME2 would be flashier but also a bit shallower than ME1 in terms of progression system and story (I am admitting this despite ME2 being probably my favorite game in the franchise), and storywise it's hard to say whether ME2 or ME3 are better, but ME3 was definitely worse than ME1 (just compare ME3 dreamsequencies to the beacon-induced visions of ME1).
So, Frostbite may have underlined some long-running problems of Bioware, but its better qualities have been sipping out for some time now. Personally, I was not even disappointed about ME4 because it became clear to me after ME3 that I should not expect anything great from them.
0:18 - 1:03 Perhaps *THE* most perfect description of EA and its "relationship" with the developers they own.
God, Maxis must be the Game Dev equivalent of a White wine zombie mom.
No one can top that! Well played, Yahtzee! Well played!
Except for Respawn. For now.
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 How many studios does EA still own at this point?! Cause I'm wondering when will they run out of developers to toss under the bus.
You say "developers they own," but be honest, dude. It's EA. The developers have become slaves and they get put down every time a property doesn't perform to their ridiculous standards. They've become a metaphor for slavery, come to think of it.
Don't hate Bioware, pity them
Accurate af
Pity what they once were, not what they've become
@@DarranKern No pity them. If you've seen Game of Thrones or read the books, compare Bioware's relationship to EA like Theon's relationship to Ramsay. Bioware didn't ask to get flayed alive and have their genitals chopped off or to be turned into a gibbering lunatic who serves obediently because they're terrified of even remembering the good old days because master might punish them again for even thinking for themselves.
Pity them like we pity the Westwoods of old. For we all know what will inevitably happen.
I more pity every current developer under EA at this moment. I shed a tear for Maxis, bellow in sorrow for Bioware, Drown in sadness for DICE, and so on and so forth. Don't care much for PopCap, though.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 DICE seems a bit too willing to cooperate in EA's usual shittiness
"Although Israel and Palestine have never tried to flog lootboxes to Lebanon."
...could that be the solution?
Given how Islamic Rule is STRENUOUSLY against gambling, I doubt Palestine would be up for it. I don't know enough about Israel for to make an assumption, but I'd almost say not likely.
Just nuke both sides.
Dark Horse something something in the best interests of American people something
@@jcdenton3512 something something freedom, something something in american
@Dark Horse Maybe if both sides didn't act like spoilt children unwilling to share their toys, they wouldn't be deserving of a nuke.
Still, I'm open to Yahtzees Lebanese solution, if only to avoid Australia having to help America in yet another of it's pointless military actions.
Sex with the ship sounds much more interesting than anthem.
Joe M That's called the EDI romance mod.
If those japanese mobile game shit were to be looked at with disgust, yes.
It is more interesting than anthem
As we learned from Futurama, having sex with the ship sounds all well and good until you look elsewhere and then your home and method of transportation is suddenly super possessive/jealous and will probably try to kill you.
@@althelor just like one of that japanese mobile game i play then.
@@althelor Hey at least it'll make a memorable part of the game
Best review of Anthem on the Internet. "Please don't hate Bioware for Anthem... pity them for having to make this."
Agreed
It's so painfully obvious given how fast they've patched major improvements into the game that ea just wanted it released before div 2.
Hate EA, but well, that is kinda redundant to say, what kind of dilusional fool wouldn't already?
Sdsdfdu Because EA made them do it
EA is garbage and deserves to burn in mediocrity for eons. Though saying Bioware is the same company that gave us Dragon Age and KOTOR is far from the truth. They are a shell of themselves.
"OOOH! Good guess. Wrong though" really got to me for some reason.
It got me because I was that guy. I’m wandering around trying to get multi-kills by killing lots of people but nothing is happening. Then I google it and find to get a multi kill you have to kill eight people in ten seconds, but not use your ult. That last was what was screwing me because using your ult is the obvious way to kill lots of people. You generally save it for just that purpose, when the mob shows up. So you use it and then make your multi kill impossible because the remaining dudes are too spread out.
@@defenstrator4660
So you had do a multi-kill without the ult. But was this either not explained properly or the UI that bad that it was hard to just get that that detail?
That feeling when you try to deduce what a game is trying to tell you using logic, and logic doesn't work. As a long-time gamer, I'm familiar with it... and as is so often the case, Yahtzee nicely highlighted the feeling it gives you.
It wasn't explained at all. There was only the name, multi-kill. What that meant was left unsaid. Naturally one assumed that you had to kill a lot of enemies at once. So my friends and I would wait for a big mob, then ult on them to make them all die at once. No multi-kill and we couldn't figure out why.
We had to look it up on line and even then it wasn’t the Anthem page that explained it. It was some guy on Reddit who had figured it out.
@@defenstrator4660 thats dumb af. Why didnt they just call it "multi kill without ult"? I understand your frustration.
Imagine for example a challenge in another game "get a grenade kill", but to complete it you have to kill an enemy with a grenade from specifically 69 metres away and it doesn't tell you that.
Bioware is and has always been a story focused company. KOTOR, Jade Empire, Dragon Age, they all had fighting systems that weren't run-n-shoot, they were somewhat slow pace and tactical. EA basically turned to the geek of the class, who has good grades in everything but PE, and said "Lift that weight the size of your mother for us", which Bioware tried so to impress but ended up snapping its spine like a twig.
Not just any geek, Bioware was the geek who would normally be an English teacher or professor. And EA told them to do the same reps as Bungie, the starting RB.
What I find funny is EA hypes Anthem, Anthem turns out to be boring and grindy, EA doesn't have much to do with Apex and doesn't hype it up, Apex turns out to be good.
It's almost like the less involvement EA has with the games published under their studios and better the games will be.
Whoda thunk
As Yahtzee has said in the past; if something gets blanket media coverage it's cos the people publishing it suspect it might be complete wank.
This is actually hilarious in retrospect; basically every problem with Anthem ended up being Bioware's fault, the one good aspect of the game (the flying) was almost taken out until an EA executive demanded they keep it in.
@@hoodedman6579 Yeah I heard that but I still refuse to believe EA had nothing to do with Anthem's failure. I mean this is a company notorious for going out if it's way to screw over developers and wring us much money as possible out of their consumers.
Ever since ea started ignoring Starwars battlefront 2 dice has been slowly fixing it with good updates
"although israel and palestine have never tried to flog lootboxes to lebanon"
don't give them ideas yahtzee.
Well, uh... www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/08/life-israeli-cluster-bombs-lebanon-150806101713749.html
@@ScumBunny well that is depressing.
That would be good then they can both double team the israeli invasion.
well as usual it's USA the one that has the deal with Israel to offer them tons of "Lootboxes" with shiny weapons. USA is like the EA of the arms race
@@theguardian8317 Indeed it is.
5:18 Considering Joker's relationship with EDI and the Normandy, something tells me he was on his way to doing the same.
😭😭😭😆😆😆😆😉👌👌👌👌
... threesome?
no, wait, SPACE threesome!
HEEYYOOOOOOOO!!!
Lmao right? When he said that I blurted out "I can't do that to Joker!"
We'll bang, Ok?
EA is one step ahead of whole industry. while everyone making players to do battle royale, EA is making studios doing battle royale.
R.I.P Anthem 2019-2021, gone and almost certainly forgotten.
I know about kill stealing but I never knew heal stealing was a thing.
If it wasn't already, Bioware just made it a thing. And I'm sure they can be proud about that.
I guess thats what they were talking about when discussing innovation
Happens in For Honor if players have the "Order" equipped.
FFXIV has a "Good Samaritan" achievement for resurrecting 30, I think, people not in your party. So you'll see healers at world events not healing people, but very eager to resurrect them when they fall.
It's been around since TF2 went free to play.
A pox on all the 124 HP Scouts that steal health packs from their Medics/teammates about to burn to death.
What else do you expect from EA, a company whose CEO looks like a James Bond villain?
Not true, James Bond villains have charisma, Andrew Wilson just has a very punchable face.
@@properlybrilliantgames1824 I'm more inclined to agree with both sides. He looks more like a Bond Villain from it's blandest film with a face that's near perfectly contoured and shaped for my punching delight. Almost like a Chris Meledandri punching bag, to be honest.
Andrew Wilson is one of the illuminati lizard aliens.
More like a rip off James Bond villain. You know, like a Chinese Jimmy Bind, agent 700, villain.
Starman Gaming Ya know, Andrew Wilson looks a lot like Graves from Die Another Day with a different hairstyle.
That anthropomorphism of EA was absolutely perfect!
10 out of 10 stars based on that alone!
His description made me stick frozen peas, under my scrotum.
I like how even with minimal animation, you can tell that BioWare is mindfully stroking its chin
Urgh I'm so done with videos about Anthem... I get it! It's bad.
*Sees Zero Punctuation upload*
Maybe one more
YangTheInsane lmfaooooo me af
Me with smash bros. I didnt like it, but i kept fucking watching vids aboit it lmaoooo
It needs updates but honestly if you like looter shooters its fun.
This is actually the only video I've watched on Anthem, purely because it's a Zero Punctuation. It only took me 10 minutes of the beta to be turned off Anthem.
@Denam He actually touched on the fact that EA forced BioWare to make a looter shooter when they're most familiar with RPGs, no wonder it turned out to be a flop.
0:41 you should have let ea hold their breath Bioware.
The problem is that BioWare's life support system is hooked up to EA's bank account
What happens is, when a child holds their breath, they eventually pass out and start breathing again. Entirely ineffective tactic.
@@bluewinterstorm It's quite effective if you get a plastic bag involved. :^)
Also, thank you for the explanation, Cpt. Obvious.
@@arandompasserby7940 Well😧, i get tired of seeing parents terrorized by tiny screaming wallabees. I didnt want anyone to think a child could actually die from that.
Spot on with that description of EA!
Yahtzee nailed EA's description.
10/10
Nah, EA is so much worse.
So, so much worse than even toddlers have the mental capacity to be.
Probably the most accurate representation of ea I have ever seen
Jetpacks couldn't save this game, then nothing can.
That's too bad because the jetpacks are actually pretty good. You get bored of them after a few missions, but it handles really well, and the verticality does help.
Jetpacks won't give you anything Tribes didn't.
Maybe grappling hooks can.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 I argued with a guy once because he said that the flying was the pinnacle experience of the game for him, and i said that's really bad and it just highlights the shallowness of the game. Very arrogant person.
@@TJM990 Well, the gunplay is fun, and the world is vastly beautiful. The flight isn't the pinnacle for it, but it does come close. This is just my opinion.
I typed in 'woosh crikey lasers' in the search just to see if I could find which video had that line in it. Third video down. Did not disappoint.
that impression of EA Yahtzee did is depressingly on point XD
0:32 "Well you can't have Destiny, it's owned by Activision Blizzard."
Not anymore it ain't.
I was gonna comment about Bungie not being stupid enough to go from AB to EA, but they did go from Microsoft to AB...
I mean, that conversation took place back when they were.
Bungie stand alone owns it now.
"stand alone", i wouldnt count being 100 million(that we know of) in debt with tencent as "alone", but hey, thats just me...
@@supersasukemaniac I am not sure if I trust them much more than I trust Activision Blizzard tho.
You almost murdered me with that EA impression. Death by Yahtzee; rogue M&M.
Literally not two months after this video there's an estimated player base of less than 3,000 (give-or-take) as compared to the nearly 3,000,000 units it was believed to have sold. It failed by *three orders of magnitude.*
"Oo good guess!"
"Wrong though."
LOL! The timing and tone of delivery was perfect on that.
Yahtzee is a fan of the White Ranger.
Good. He's a cool dude with a cool talking sword.
I miss the dragon flute though...
The Dino ranger though
Fun fact the white ranger was from a completely different super sentai series than the rest of the rangers. Every other ranger was from the 16th super sentai series zyuranger while the white ranger, and the thunder zords, were from the 17th series dairanger and in dairanger the white tanger,or kibaranger as he would be properly called, was a ten year okd kid he would gain the body of an adult when morphed like justin in turbo this why Tommy would often jump around in costume aa the white ranger
Green Ranger>White Ranger
You say EA published it?
Good thing it was already on my Never Buy list.
Sorry Bioware.
Bye-oware
Thank you for drawing my attention to the minor misspelling Mr.Prickwood.
This was the only game that had me considering breaking my no EA thing I have going, partly for bioware and I really liked the idea of it, but this was almost a year ago. The reality of today is 'Sorry Bioware, that EA bent you again, get as far away from EA as you can' and Im not giving anything else from EA any consideration from this point on.
@Kobra Thor At this point it seems like the only thing EA still has going for it is people hoping that the next game they release will be different from the disappointments that they're throwing out on a semi-regular basis.
Well, that and FIFA since they have a near-monopoly on football games.
While under normal circumstances I encourage people to hold hope for a better future I think that there's also times when the towel has to be thrown in the ring and with EA it feels like hoping that they'll manage to produce a game which doesn't disappoint the customer serves to do little but to drag out the company's caustic lifespan.
@@filipwolffs I can not agree more.
"Don't pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living and, above all, those who work at EA" Dumbledore
Double door?
"It's busy writing more optional dialogues for you to ignore"
EVERY. BIOWARE. GAME. EVER.
And yet you somehow cannot ignore them for long
@@lars7935 the dialogue trees are slight rearrangements of "please tell more for no reason even if it says "I am Leaving Now, and i will be back with my flying kangaroo armor to fry your wasting my goddamn time ass!"" option
3:38-3:58 - that's *EXACTLY* why I hate multiplayer/forced co-op games.
Single player for life!
@@anthonylipira9526
EA: Single player is dead...
Me: Yeah, keep telling yourself that while I play the recent and previous fun and successful Single player games.
I like Warframe for this reason. There are certain things that are vastly more annoying without a team, but a great deal of the content is soloable and you always have the option of just.. doing something else, if the multiplayer is getting you down. That, and people are mostly friendly and helpful since the game doesn't encourage competitive zero-sum behavior (outside of the minimal PvP anyway).
@@battlion507 that genuinely made me crack up when I first heard it.
'Single player is dead'? Tell that to Witcher 3, Breath of the Wild, Red Dead 2 and God of War 4. Fact is, with technical advancements open world games have never been more impressive. EA don't have a clue.
@@hazukichanx408 Seriously warframe existed for so long and been a better version of all these looter shooter for years.
Yet another new "hyped" EA title that failed miserably.
Hyped? I didnt see any hype around it, mostly worry and hate directed at EA lol.
hype? No, they tried to hype it but i dont think its possible for a game to generate hype when EA is on the box
@@elitheninth You haven't seen EA's definition of a failed game then
Any sort of hype towards it was, as I noticed, more of a neutral worry and pure disgust. As Yahtzee said, "Don't blame Bioware, pity them," as I would sure pity the very development stuidos beneath the "Developer-Killer" Toddler EA. After all, a nkrmal studio usually fucks up once or twice within their own field of comfort, such as Bethesda and Fallout 76, but it's definitely EA to ame since Bioware is more of a "Single-Player" oriented studio. The last time EA's mismanagement came about, ME: Andromeda, a somewhat fine game while also being the weakest link in Mass Effect's chain, came about from a Bioware studio that never once made a full game. And to think that weak link came from prioritizing this big hunk of "Meh," similar to an unfortunate reoccurring pattern from EA. Visceral Studios, anyone?
WHOOO could have predicted that???
1:20 “90% setting, 10% plot” To be fair, that’s also basically how Dark Souls does it
Definitely; the only difference is that the settings in Dark Souls actually add to the narrative and atmosphere cohesively and doesn’t all look the same and weirdly hinder gameplay all over the place
Damn I wanted Anthem to be good so bad
The EA impersonation gets funnier every time I see it.
Story is 90% setting and 10% plot. Yep, sadly that's your typical multiplayer game. All about costumes and numbers.
A game story being mostly world building isn’t necessarily bad. It’s just a shame anthem has a fairly boring world, and the plot they do have is generic with pretty generic characters, with luckily some good voice acting imo.
FromSoft tells most of their story using setting.
shashemption
That and item descriptions.
Anyone else notice the DS9 reference with the "Dominion" text?
Weyoun!
"What if we let you have sex with the ship this time?" I'm dying. XD
Hey man glad you made a shoutout to my country (Lebanon) that's barely heard of :p
Love your videos mate, cheers !
Ah! Maxis. That was a shot in the heart. I'm too world weary these days.
Ok i was trying not to laugh but the Mass Effect part at the end got me xD
I imagine people who really loved Mass Effect must be livid. EA/Bioware essentially murdered, gutted, and pissed on the corpse of the franchise they loved because they were so focused on creating "The Bob Dylan of video games that people will be playing for 10 years." Only for Bob Dylan to actually be this mess.
@@ressljs Yeah, I hate the fact that most companies focus on copying trends than actually trying to be the ones that set trends. Even then, I do pity Bioware (ignoring the fact that I'm a Mass Effect/Dragon Age fan) because the development studios and the publisher EA seem to be in a relationshio that I can only describe as abusive, like having an abusive spouse, adoptive parent or what-have-you. It's almost like watching a Lifetime movie of the week, except you know the person going through the abuse.
You were trying not to laugh?
@@jonbaxter2254 Or maybe create a studio from members of former studios that EA closed, and use the collective to create a damn great game. Revenge would be both sweet and hilarious.
Yahtzee always saves his best punchline at the end of the video.
0:35 is now my text notification sound
0:23
Easily the best bit
"What? We apologized for all the crappy business practices we did at the last E3. What more do you want?"
Maybe putting them into practice?
Well if it isn't war frame's lesser AAA brother.
Warframes only gotten away with all its fuck ups because it is free
@@memo57708 And, ya know, they try to fix their game based on what the community says (most of the time) and had a fun combat system after parkour 2.0?
@@hohnmcransi54 that first one is arguable...
DE has on multiple occasions banned community members and even had some targeted by blind fans just for providing constructive criticism
@@memo57708 Believe you me, if you're referring to the moderator drama, Rhaetalus thing, or something else I haven't heard of, I don't condone that in the slightest. They're not perfect, they've messed up, and they deserve to be called out when they do. It's abuse of power if it's what I'm thinking of.
Still, they engage more with the community than most devs in terms of nerfin- I mean balancing, and what modes people like, so I at least give them a few points there.
@@hohnmcransi54 I still give DE points for being responsive but they have a bad habit of making some decisions that make you want to cry (like how they talked about fortuna but it literally just ended up being a bigger Plains of Eidolon with nothing new really)
Anthem is just a mainstream attempt to commercialize Warframe, prove me wrong.
Funny, since Warframe has cornered that market so badly even Destiny 2 is going on a massive overhaul to be more like Warframe.
And funniest thing about that comment is its true, yet Warframe makes ALOT of money compared its competitors in this genre *looks at Destiny switching to F2P*. Sadly Warframe has such a massive glut of content that is engaging AND keeps adding new engaging layers that make sense, functionally at that (usually), while not forgetting the older content. Its almost like they know how Games as a Service should work.......
@@thomasallen9974 ok bro now you took it too far. Warframe's gameplay is one of the most unegaging I've ever played. It's hours of repeated missions and maps for what? Going for the story and end game? What is the end game eventually? You grinding your way on defence missions upgrading your shitty guns to 30 and then scraping enough points for a mr. No bruh it's one of the most boring clusterfucks that have caused even mainstream wf players to leave
@@SexierMink1699 Ah so thats what Destinys trying to be like.
If anyone is scouring the comments wondering who the guy on top of the word "Dominion" at 1:15 is and what it means, it's a reference to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, where the Dominion is an antagonist of the overarching plot. The guy is called Weyoun, and he's an important official in the Dominion and constantly appears in the plot.
Yahtzees dialogue is ever more so cleverly witty in this review.
That intro is painfully accurate in retrospect lmao
...how did I only just now discover this channel? You hit the nail on the head perfectly! Thank you! SUBSCRIBED and down with ANTHEM!
Damn i only found this series yesterday and I haven't laughed so hard at a series in ages. Keep up the good work, Yahtzee
"Ooh, good guess!
...Wrong, though."
Well they might now 1:44
Incredibly enjoyable and as per the usual, you hit the nail on the head Yahtz! I’ve been waiting for this for seven months! Thanks for giving Anthem a fair shake!
3:58 Remember Yahtzee's Mass Effect 2 review where he said that all Bioware games had solid writing and that this was a fact everyone knew the same way we all know cows go moo? How the times change
I am very upset that EA murdered Bioware...
Clumsy Reaper at least SWTOR is still going
They're not dead yet, though that wound looks very infected and fatal.
If you sell yourself to Hannibal Lecter is somewhat difficult to pity you when you get eaten to the sound of violins.
I'm still upset they murdered Origin.
EA ditching Maxis should've been put on trial as war crimes.
I've been waiting for this!
Been watching you for alot of years Yahtzee and damn, your quality has not slipped one bit. This was fucking hysterical
That Israel/Palestine joke do be more and more relevant
Yahtzee's stroppy toddler voice is adorable.
Ohh boi how I waited for this one.
The EA impersonation bit at the beginning literally had me crying laughing
I think the second biggest issue with the story is that it's done in first person. We connected to Sheppard in ME because we could customize him and because we saw him involved in the story all the time. Anthem has most of the dialogue cutscenes done in first person which just feels weird, especially since most NPCs stare at you blankly inbetween saying things.
Mainly the plot is boring though. I'm not sure what they could have done to make it more interesting. Maybe have more than just one "jungleish" area?
I was waiting for this review for a long time
they publish a week earlier in the escapsit site
Yuzuru A thanks
Spectacular writing as always
hey Yahtzee. I just wanted to tell you im a huge fan of your work and just recentley read all of your books. love ZP as well. Thanks!
"Woosh Crikey Lasers" I feel is one of Yahtzee's most underrated lines
"You can't have Destiny, it's owned by Activision-Blizzard."
Some comments don't age well. That's not necessarily a bad thing.
It was still true 6 years ago,when development on Anthem started.
@@tunnar79 Not to mention, that just because Bungie jumped the Activision ship, doesn't mean that A-B doesn't still hold domain over Destiny 1 and 2.
@@K-Anator From what I understand, Bungie re-acquired (purchased) the rights to the Destiny brand when the split happened for around 100 mil. So based on that, no, they (Acti-Bliz) no longer hold any domain over the brand. It's all Bungie from here on out. They bought back their IP when they left.
And unfortunately EA cant seem to find or keep track of the space ninjas from Warframe. Much to everyone's growing appreciation of the game.
"Well shit Bioware I thought I knew what all those words me."
One of the best reviews he's done in ages!
This is the first of your videos i've ever seen and I think I fucking love you.
Waaaahaaaahaaaaa epic! Great writing. Laughed all the way to the end! Great job man, love it!!!
“Am I on suicide watch?” That got me
I'm in tears LOL!!! "They certain approach the subject with enthusiasm". Oh god
... I really love that the common or garden all powerful instrument is a Kong :)
When did all of the credits get removed? They were one of the funniest parts of the old videos. Always stuck around to see what witty comments yahtzee had. Shame to see them removed.
I got a Warframe ad after the video.
The better game, by a better publisher.
And it's free
A sign...a wake up call....
Wake up, Tenno...
This is my favorite video so far
5:18 Goddamn the great lines don't stop coming!
I recently met a bloke at Bioware who basically agreed with all of this. The actual core gameplay loop is satisfying and fun. It's all the other padding buggery added by the publisher that ruins it. Also, apparently they were hoping to do the story better, but EA wanted them to focus on other stuff? It's all under NDA, so he couldn't say much of anything (and if he had, I wouldn't say, I'm no narc) but what he did say just makes me feel bad for Bioware.
what a load of bullshit
Considering how much Yahtzee has ripped into Destiny, I can't wait to see him rip into the even worse Destiny clone.
He really can't.
Mostly because there's somehow less content to rip into.
I have been waiting all bloody month for this! Yes!
Weyoun from DS9 appearing with the word "Dominion" made me smile.
I can only imagine what Yhatzee will say if he ever reviews Left Alive.
Listening to Yahtzee pitying BioWare is like listening to Nostalgia Critic feeling bad for the Matrix movies if they were banned. Its kinda unsettling
I bit my tongue laughing at “hey mr Healy stealy”🤣
wow, still on the Escapist, and still making this style of video.
Yahtzee has been doing this for the majority of my life xD
It's like visiting your parents house and find that they still have a TV in the living room and you happen to catch an episode of the Simpsons... xD
Yahtzee describes the situation with EA perfectly. Bioware is a magnificent gaming company forced to do the bidding of a company only interested in greed. Sadly as long as EA holds the monopoly on sports games, they'll never change. I wish people would fricken stop playing EA sports games every year!
Luke Emberson they’re literally the same god damn game every year. Only this time we managed to add another wrinkle in Magic Johnson’s forehead. The only truly good sports game was Mutant League, because it at least changed the formula of a football game
Well as long as football hooligans exist, they will buy the same game over and over from a terrible company for no other reason than "because it has sports in it"
Is it sad that I would totally romance the Normandy? Not EDI, but the frickin' ship.
It's been a long time since zero punctuation came up on my feed. And once again, it doesn't disappoint.
This was so funny . . . Your getting better and better
Oh boy, this will be fun...
Edit: He nailed EA in the beggining
EA destroyed so many series: Dead Space, Crysis, Mass Effect, Battlefront, Battlefield, Need for Speed and many more. And they still haven't bankrupted
It's because we all still buy their stuff made by the husks they enslave. Oops I meant developers they buy
@@surfsidezawaz And THE WHAAAAALES!
cuz the ones who arent into wideogames spend all their money on fifa and the other sports games without knowing or caring about what ea does.
Yeah, that's how a parasite works
Don't forget Titanfall...
The 5 minuets 35 seconds in this video is the best thing ever squeezed out of anthem
"Whoosh-Crikey-Lasers"
Yep, saving that one for later.