It ends today. [Dream SMP]

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  • LOCAL ANARCHIST TEAMS UP WITH HOMELESS TELETUBBY TO DESTROY GOVERNMENT
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  • @dogplays8302
    @dogplays8302 Před 3 lety +2949

    Tommy: "Gets struck by lightning".
    Techno: "Even god hates him".

  • @C-OCEAN
    @C-OCEAN Před 3 lety +2509

    "kills tubbo"
    "AND YOU KILLED HIM!"
    "BECAUSE HE WAS THE PRESIDENT!"
    "YOU ALSO KILLED HIM EVEN WHEN HE WASNT A PRESIDENT!"
    "Yeah thats right."
    *W H E E Z E*

    • @turquoisemoon8453
      @turquoisemoon8453 Před 3 lety +46

      That was the moment he realized this argument made no sense xD

    • @mikehunt3060
      @mikehunt3060 Před 3 lety +1

      *WASN'T

    • @hydraposeidon34
      @hydraposeidon34 Před 3 lety +2

      What time was this at i want to listen to that again

    • @C-OCEAN
      @C-OCEAN Před 3 lety +1

      @@mikehunt3060 *CEASE AND DECEASE*

    • @pixel6854
      @pixel6854 Před 3 lety +12

      @@turquoisemoon8453 the rest of the argument did make sense tho

  • @user-eq2kk2vv3b
    @user-eq2kk2vv3b Před 9 měsíci +535

    Tommy: betrays Techno and then calls him selfish
    Techno: *confused screaming*

  • @Mannat_Makkar
    @Mannat_Makkar Před rokem +167

    I like how ph1l at 1:42:20 says "You got this" and Technoblade responds with "We've got this"

  • @ke-tj7ff
    @ke-tj7ff Před 3 lety +4071

    "2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate? *not the government* "
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @gifttohumanity6641
    @gifttohumanity6641 Před 3 lety +2972

    "People are above the government!"
    "I'M A PERSON!!"
    "YOU ARE, Techno, and so are we, the discs..."
    "DISCS AREN'T PEOPLE"

    • @cosmicdiss-2598
      @cosmicdiss-2598 Před 3 lety +31

      Discs*

    • @gifttohumanity6641
      @gifttohumanity6641 Před 3 lety +32

      @@cosmicdiss-2598 thanks :)

    • @cheeseycheezy
      @cheeseycheezy Před 3 lety +117

      @@cosmicdiss-2598 Discs and disks are both right, like color and colour, it just depends where you're from

    • @cosmicdiss-2598
      @cosmicdiss-2598 Před 3 lety +10

      @@gifttohumanity6641 anytime buddy 😎

    • @cosmicdiss-2598
      @cosmicdiss-2598 Před 3 lety +34

      @@cheeseycheezy well true but I prefer “disc” because that’s the way mojang spelt it and it kinda makes more sense in that way :P

  • @kylercards725
    @kylercards725 Před rokem +368

    Love how Tommy is literally barking orders at everyone “where is everyone?” while Techno is just single-handedly murdering everyone there

  • @Feddeeeee_
    @Feddeeeee_ Před rokem +656

    I love how the day before Tommy recruited almost the whole server to defend l'manburg and then he just stood by and watched everyone fight while just screaming at Techno.

    • @hybrid5568
      @hybrid5568 Před rokem +44

      He wanted that dramatic moment

    • @alphawolf7417
      @alphawolf7417 Před rokem +39

      And then he got struck by lightning.

  • @mclovinn4639
    @mclovinn4639 Před 3 lety +3936

    Technoblade tells a joke that dream is homeless *
    Dream: and i took it personally

  • @readingsme5633
    @readingsme5633 Před 3 lety +6404

    “Phil, since when were you against the government?!”
    *”since i was forced to kill my son, you idiots.”*

  • @Ice_cube-ey6ej
    @Ice_cube-ey6ej Před rokem +88

    Tommy calling Techno selfish when the whole point of the server is that He sacrifices people for discs

    • @Evythe_Poet9203
      @Evythe_Poet9203 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Fr Fr. Techno was betrayed way to many times and still offered to help. He was betrayed by Tommy’s selfishness for his discs…

  • @babybagels9934
    @babybagels9934 Před rokem +1718

    I like how Dream, Techno, and Phil are the villians of the dream smp but I always root for them

    • @mcaroacegirl7476
      @mcaroacegirl7476 Před rokem +108

      Yeah...
      Dream maybe the least, but I still cheered hearing Tommy say, "maybe I was the problem"

    • @meltedspaceogd123
      @meltedspaceogd123 Před rokem +31

      Bro, i can't believe that Dream is a part of destroying his own smp,

    • @StuffIKindaMade
      @StuffIKindaMade Před rokem +39

      @@meltedspaceogd123 its scripted

    • @amist-
      @amist- Před rokem +56

      @@StuffIKindaMade no way really

    • @koifishidiot
      @koifishidiot Před rokem +13

      Don’t forget Wilbur!

  • @aliciabenningfield3650
    @aliciabenningfield3650 Před 3 lety +3916

    "NO KILLING PETS IN L'MANBERG"
    Sapnap: "So anyway I started blasting-"

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 Před 3 lety +3870

    “I’M A PERSON! DISCS AREN’T PEOPLE”
    Oh yeah, the animators are gonna have a blast with this one.

  • @xaroz904
    @xaroz904 Před rokem +88

    youre here too? re-watching his content, reminiscing about the old times? lets watch another after this?

    • @SplitterFR
      @SplitterFR Před 16 dny +1

      nostalgic asf

    • @xaroz904
      @xaroz904 Před 16 dny +2

      @@SplitterFR Alex may have lost his life; BUT TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 Před rokem +1570

    something about this stream is just so delightful to me. one of my favourite technoblade memories, this.

  • @theimmortalsnail54
    @theimmortalsnail54 Před 3 lety +6077

    Techno: "gets hit"
    His wolves: "And I took that personally."

  • @xynblayz
    @xynblayz Před 3 lety +3723

    "if I can't have a house no one can."
    - Homeless Teletubby.

  • @I_am_SX
    @I_am_SX Před 10 měsíci +99

    “One can save millions, yet sometimes, millions can’t save one.” Fly high King, Rest In Peace Legend. Technoblade Never Dies.

  • @victhedeveloper9704
    @victhedeveloper9704 Před rokem +3320

    Even though techno is dead it still feels like he’s alive

  • @nottreblinka4119
    @nottreblinka4119 Před 3 lety +9603

    "He's like 'I'm anti-government', but really he's just anti-house"
    -Homeless teletubby

  • @charm6153
    @charm6153 Před 3 lety +2402

    Techno *spawns withers*
    Everyone: “Oh my god, Withers? Noooo”
    Tubbo: “Not the bees!”

  • @civetmink9060
    @civetmink9060 Před rokem +98

    Breaking news: Homeless Teletubby, Peppa Pig Impersonator, and Old Man blow up country and and an orphan cries about disks

    • @Slotff0125
      @Slotff0125 Před měsícem

      this spoke to me spiritually

  • @mei-leaf
    @mei-leaf Před rokem +168

    I'm sorry but the way niki said 'I burned the tree' and her laugh sent absolute *chills* down my spine
    01:03:10
    01:03:29

  • @hazegaming8787
    @hazegaming8787 Před 3 lety +3070

    "You and Wilbur just sat there"
    "Did you step in?!"
    "I was willing to fight the whole world for you,Tommy"
    P A I N
    -Syn Ee

    • @himsikhar3779
      @himsikhar3779 Před 3 lety +203

      It sounds like a very emotional and powerful anime scene

    • @Soggy_Fruit
      @Soggy_Fruit Před 3 lety +71

      Homeless teletubbie

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj Před 3 lety +112

      Yeah, I actually felt something there, which is rare because Quarantine has sucked my soul

    • @yuriko2190
      @yuriko2190 Před 3 lety +7

      Timestamp?

    • @root4428
      @root4428 Před 3 lety +48

      bruh dream smp should be on netflix instead of mean girls

  • @kindamidlol6734
    @kindamidlol6734 Před 3 lety +6277

    Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
    Techno: Just destroyed a country, feeling good.

  • @sardsvib
    @sardsvib Před rokem +226

    I hope people noticed at 52:28, after Techno saw the TNT, he said "how much longer do we need to stall, Phil?"
    He wasn't asking for himself, he was *telling everyone else that they were doomed to lose from the very beginning and they never had a chance* in the first place.

  • @markairwalker56
    @markairwalker56 Před 3 měsíci +22

    the fact that Techno punched Tubbo out and said "Personal space, man. We're in a pandemic" made me laugh

  • @jetroad8932
    @jetroad8932 Před 3 lety +3799

    Techno: Makes entire population homeless
    Everyone else: “Not the BEES!!”

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug Před 3 lety +10

      LOL

    • @birdofgrey6542
      @birdofgrey6542 Před 3 lety +24

      ThEY'RE IN MY EYES

    • @cxpcakie
      @cxpcakie Před 3 lety +30

      It was literally the one time I actually heard multiple people actually being worried and yelling xD

    • @moomlxght
      @moomlxght Před 3 lety +3

      lmao indeed

    • @jetroad8932
      @jetroad8932 Před 3 lety +3

      I have no idea, but I’m not complaining

  • @chaosmaw7582
    @chaosmaw7582 Před 3 lety +1519

    Techno- "How are you doing?"
    Ranboo- *looks at all the destruction"
    Ranboo- "same as yesterday"
    Techno- "YEEEAAAAAAAAAH, THE MONOTONY OF LIFE!!!!!"

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před 3 lety +98

      These two can be watching a nuclear warhead fall above their heads and they would still be drinking tea and playing a good game of chess.

    • @winsonzhu4427
      @winsonzhu4427 Před 3 lety +15

      @@swordzanderson5352 This makes me think of the Weird Al song "Christmas at Ground Zero".
      "It's Christmas at Ground Zero,
      and if the radiation level's okay,
      I'd go out with you, to see all the new
      mutations on New Year's Day."

    • @kurtgzzz4266
      @kurtgzzz4266 Před 3 lety +4

      I can hear it wth.

    • @spendert
      @spendert Před 3 lety +8

      1:11:47

    • @danielfarfudinov3193
      @danielfarfudinov3193 Před 3 lety +1

      @@winsonzhu4427 Thank you for the recommendation this is amazing

  • @yvgdraco
    @yvgdraco Před rokem +518

    As he fought his battles in the realm of blocks,
    Technoblade never flinched, nor did he stop,
    With his trusty sword in hand,
    He battled fierce, he took a stand.
    But even the mightiest warrior falls,
    And Technoblade was not immune to life's calls,
    As he breathed his last in Minecraft's world,
    His journey ended, his flag unfurled.
    But in the next moment, a wondrous sight,
    A portal opened, a path of light,
    And Technoblade rose towards the sky,
    Ascending to heaven, to the angels' high.
    There, in a world beyond the game,
    Technoblade's spirit forever remains,
    For his deeds and valor will never fade,
    In Minecraft, in heaven, in every arcade.
    And though he's left his world behind,
    Technoblade's spirit will always shine,
    A hero to all who play the game,
    A legend whose story will never be tamed.
    Because truly Technoblade never dies.

  • @lotgiga8
    @lotgiga8 Před 7 měsíci +110

    every time i wach techno i feel like he is still here.
    I miss him.

    • @dapokeguy2994
      @dapokeguy2994 Před 7 měsíci +6

      He is still here technoblade NEVER dies

    • @Ghost_Tea_Party
      @Ghost_Tea_Party Před 6 měsíci +3

      We shall never let his memory die,
      Anarchy all the way

    • @BlockMasterT
      @BlockMasterT Před 5 měsíci

      Even though he had such a terrible upload schedule, he somehow managed to upload almost 1k videos, so we definitely don’t have any short of old content to watch

    • @mashedspud
      @mashedspud Před 5 měsíci

      @@BlockMasterThe used to have a good upload schedule, no one uploads one video every few months and expects to get to 1k videos after 10 years

    • @BlockMasterT
      @BlockMasterT Před 5 měsíci

      @@mashedspud Only cause Hypixel forced him to do that for Pig rank lol

  • @universaldoggo3626
    @universaldoggo3626 Před 3 lety +7204

    Plot twist: Now that everyone's homeless they're all going to go live in the ugly house with the cursed poster.

  • @darthsicariustenebris8284
    @darthsicariustenebris8284 Před 3 lety +4077

    "This is the Youngest Anarchy Server in Minecraft"
    -Technoblade

    • @bladmad
      @bladmad Před 3 lety +88

      I think DreamSMP going in the 2b2t's path

    • @mozzarellacustard7414
      @mozzarellacustard7414 Před 3 lety +35

      @@bladmad time for hacks.

    • @herrbonk2211
      @herrbonk2211 Před 3 lety +62

      @@mozzarellacustard7414 no, thats an anarchy server with no rules. DreamSMP is an anarchy server with rules.

    • @bladmad
      @bladmad Před 3 lety +42

      @@herrbonk2211 its an exaggeration, for the memes

    • @Lightest77
      @Lightest77 Před 3 lety +17

      @@herrbonk2211 anarchy basically means freedom bruh

  • @4Four_Studios
    @4Four_Studios Před 2 měsíci +13

    Imagine how much WORSE the hounds would have been for L'manberg if the new wolf armor they're adding was added EARLIER 💀

  • @FISHCRAFT333
    @FISHCRAFT333 Před 2 měsíci +16

    "what is wrong with you?!"
    "A LOT OF THINGS!!!!"
    most relatable Technoblade quote ever 🤣

  • @megurfey
    @megurfey Před 3 lety +3734

    Technoblade: "Today on the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft..."

    • @eclips_total2215
      @eclips_total2215 Před 3 lety +155

      FitMC:
      "HE SAID THE THING!"

    • @pH_Dav
      @pH_Dav Před 3 lety +87

      Man it would be interesting to see FitMC join the SMP if this is the beginning of the Anarchy arc.

    • @EthanAlexander
      @EthanAlexander Před 3 lety +31

      “The longest time a server has lasted well with technoblade on it”

    • @God_TheOneAndOnly
      @God_TheOneAndOnly Před 3 lety +3

      @@pH_Dav he would just hack lol

    • @God_TheOneAndOnly
      @God_TheOneAndOnly Před 3 lety +6

      @codingmemes because it’s funny

  • @MINIPRO27
    @MINIPRO27 Před 3 lety +3329

    Techno: invisible in l'manburg
    The hound army: *now all of China knows you're here*

  • @tech2420
    @tech2420 Před 11 měsíci +85

    already been 2 years but can still feel the conversation of philza dream and techno preparing for the battle rip our king.

  • @lulubelluwu7729
    @lulubelluwu7729 Před rokem +249

    I'll miss you forever scary pigman.

    • @GrimHasSkull
      @GrimHasSkull Před 9 měsíci +1

      We will forever miss you Techno

  • @meteordumpling6212
    @meteordumpling6212 Před 3 lety +5237

    Technoblade:”OH NO I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD SAPNAP ON THEIR SIDE, KILLING PETS IS LIKE HIS ENTIRE THING NOOOOOO”

  • @kypkn
    @kypkn Před 3 lety +1457

    Dream: has no home but thriving
    Techno: has a home and is thriving
    Everyone in L’ manburg: has no home and are dying

    • @AstralOrca
      @AstralOrca Před 3 lety +2

      true lol

    • @YupaLovesGlizzy
      @YupaLovesGlizzy Před 3 lety +18

      the bees are also homeless....that monster

    • @Sammy-lg5kp
      @Sammy-lg5kp Před 3 lety +37

      I like how tommy said to techno he was selfish and shit despite him when he 1st joined the smp he made it clear he wanted to rid of the country and government yet tubbo after became government and they were like “why u spawn wither?”

    • @_The.Queen.In.Pink_
      @_The.Queen.In.Pink_ Před 3 lety +23

      @@Sammy-lg5kp if surprised pikachu face was a Dream SMP character, that would be Tommy, maybe that's just part of his character, afterall, he is supposed to be a self-entitled prick who thinks he's always in the right, i still don't see any character development in Tommy to be quite honest with you

    • @Silver_Z
      @Silver_Z Před 3 lety +1

      No tommy still have his home bruuuh

  • @trashpanda2502
    @trashpanda2502 Před 10 měsíci +27

    Technoblade is so charitable giving so many people a change to get a nether star

  • @thegamingpanther4887
    @thegamingpanther4887 Před rokem +74

    57:09 Quackitys smile just in the background killed me

  • @zotethemighty655
    @zotethemighty655 Před 3 lety +968

    "You doin' alright, man?"
    **stares at the ruins of L'Manburg**
    "Same as yesterday."

    • @ellapasech534
      @ellapasech534 Před 3 lety +36

      Ranboo was an emotional mess at the end of yesterday stream and he came into the fight as an emotional mess

    • @whateveryt1657
      @whateveryt1657 Před 3 lety +2

      Isn’t Tommy exiled?

    • @huuman6706
      @huuman6706 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ellapasech534 to be fair Phil did kinda help the man

    • @diousthomas8878
      @diousthomas8878 Před 3 lety +3

      @@whateveryt1657 Not anymore.
      They defied Dream so he isn’t exiled anymore.

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts Před 3 lety +1

      timestamp?

  • @blissy7660
    @blissy7660 Před 3 lety +7127

    Everyone else’s chat: *Literally crying at what is happening*
    Techno’s chat: *🦀EVERYONE IS DEAD🦀*
    Edit: Heard about his passing last night, it still feels like a bad dream I haven’t woken up from yet.
    Thank you for the great memories, Techno. You’ll always be alive in our hearts

    • @user-rf1nt7co9b
      @user-rf1nt7co9b Před 3 lety +437

      CRAB RAVEE 🦀🦀

    • @nordsyy7164
      @nordsyy7164 Před 3 lety +256

      Lmao, you could clearly see the difference between Tommy's chat and Technoblade's chat

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 Před 3 lety +156

      @Em No this is why we are superiour

    • @tomcr05
      @tomcr05 Před 3 lety +35

      yeaaaaa

    • @ZieraNow
      @ZieraNow Před 3 lety +23

      Glad SOMEONE noticed me

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Před rokem +41

    Techno just single-handedly destroying everyone whilst TNT goes off is beautifully cinematic, the sheer chaos was wonderful. One of my favourite streams I’ve ever watched, especially with Nikki destroying the tree at the end.

    • @4Four_Studios
      @4Four_Studios Před 3 měsíci

      It's kinda poetic that the first person to destroy L'Manberg was Wilbur himself, the man that Niki loved, but when they rebuilt due to the L'Mantree still existing, Niki, the one that Wilbur loved more than anyone at the time, was the one that finally tore out the old roots and ended the madness for good.
      She destroyed the Tree cause it symbolizes the person that she loved, the one to betray them, the one that broke her heart, and it also symbolizes L'manberg, Wilbur's proudest creation, the thing that tore the server apart, caused incomprehensible war, and drove the man she loved insane.
      Poetry of the finest order.

  • @zpd7106
    @zpd7106 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Tommy: "YOU'RE SELFISH!"
    *hundreds of tnt and withers exploding in the background*

  • @hellopeoples2358
    @hellopeoples2358 Před 3 lety +748

    Sapnap is the one of the best counters to Technonlade because:
    -Kills animals
    -Good at PvP in general
    -Efficiency V Shovel

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan Před 3 lety +3

      Ah yes

    • @raz7116
      @raz7116 Před 3 lety +55

      Sapnap also almost killed Techno with 2 hearts but he pearled away

    • @johnsomebody3627
      @johnsomebody3627 Před 3 lety +12

      Petition to recruit Sapnap to the Death Korps of Krieg

    • @googoo5288
      @googoo5288 Před 3 lety +11

      Also- he can easily just slap Dream in the head and use his account to ban Techno.

    • @denamous9185
      @denamous9185 Před 3 lety +38

      tbf everytime Techno fought Sapnap, he was also getting stabbed by 3 other people simultaneously

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox Před 3 lety +2588

    If Wilbur can't have L'Manburg, no one can.
    If Dream can't have a house, no one can.

  • @XIST3R_ZZ
    @XIST3R_ZZ Před měsícem +11

    It’s sad that Techno said that he didn’t wanna lose phill but phill lost him:(

  • @nurzahidahrashidi
    @nurzahidahrashidi Před 2 měsíci +11

    Techno: he's got bomb in his name! He's prob the one responsible for this!
    Meanwhile Dream right behind Hbomb setting off more tnt

  • @chromo5687
    @chromo5687 Před 3 lety +2140

    Quackity: "You could have taken your punishment and left!"
    Technoblade: "I would have died! You tried to execute me!"
    Quackity: "Oh shit..... true"

    • @cookedpotato5566
      @cookedpotato5566 Před 3 lety +52

      And they say their the victim

    • @solfege1673
      @solfege1673 Před 3 lety +144

      I mean, he kinda did take his punishment and left. Its was a botched execution, but he took it, survived, and left.

    • @DISGUYR8HERE
      @DISGUYR8HERE Před 3 lety +27

      @@solfege1673 he died..came back sooo he technicaly took the punnishment

    • @Scp-qs8tr
      @Scp-qs8tr Před 3 lety +27

      @@DISGUYR8HERE it’s like if you have a life sentence and die for a like a minute you technically served it

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Scp-qs8tr he lived peacefully and they threatened with a hostage and taken his items, you must be dumb

  • @Deleyaaaa
    @Deleyaaaa Před 5 měsíci +21

    16:32 i dont wanna lose you phil
    the dynamic is wholesome

    • @bugzz2k
      @bugzz2k Před 4 měsíci

      Yet in the end Phil lost him 😢

    • @Iamburger346
      @Iamburger346 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@bugzz2kNo.. We all lost him

  • @Sam_StillDrawZz
    @Sam_StillDrawZz Před rokem +184

    Rewatching all these is sad but it's so great to relive this. His legacy will live on.

  • @squareball7017
    @squareball7017 Před 3 lety +419

    56:11
    Tommy: "The disks were stolen from me!"
    Techno: "Disks aren't people!"
    Tommy: "Nothing was taken from you! YOU'RE SELFISH"
    You know tommy, perhaps you thought nothing was taken from technoblade. But as soon as you accepted Tubbo's offer, you took away Techno's trust and your bond together.

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 Před 3 lety +49

      Also the axe and the 20 stacks of emeralds yknow

    • @025harsha9
      @025harsha9 Před 3 lety +15

      Maybe tommy will fi ally have character development now

    • @025harsha9
      @025harsha9 Před 3 lety +10

      Hopefully

    • @overlord2849
      @overlord2849 Před 3 lety +24

      And multiple stacks of gapples, full enchanted netherite, weapons and potions

    • @ren2644
      @ren2644 Před 3 lety +26

      He says to to Techno "You're Selfish!" When you can hear him shouting back in argument that: "The disks were for me."

  • @floatingvillager7220
    @floatingvillager7220 Před 3 lety +1357

    " 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate?"
    *"NOT THE GOVERNMENT"*
    Typical Techno

  • @BadAtNames0017
    @BadAtNames0017 Před měsícem +6

    I love that techno was both able to win a fight and make the people losing laugh.

  • @budakttim6778
    @budakttim6778 Před 9 dny +10

    I will visit this channel once a year to remind me about the legend

    • @Arm26178
      @Arm26178 Před 8 dny +3

      Still can’t believe this was years ago

    • @budakttim6778
      @budakttim6778 Před 8 dny +1

      Yeah​@@Arm26178

    • @vumas
      @vumas Před 6 dny

      @@Arm26178 i miss him :(

  • @emanphilips7323
    @emanphilips7323 Před 3 lety +587

    Technoblade: **gives legendary SAD-ist-worthy speeches**
    Also Technoblade: LOCAL ANARCHIST TEAMS UP WITH HOMELESS TELETUBBY TO DESTROY GOVERNMENT

    • @theblade9111
      @theblade9111 Před 3 lety +1

      Homeless teletuby u mean emoji right

    • @charlottedejonghe1349
      @charlottedejonghe1349 Před 3 lety +4

      His speech was amazing! The part at 57:00 "I was willing to fight all of them for you Tommy, I would have been there, that is the difference between us", was so good!

    • @theblade9111
      @theblade9111 Před 3 lety

      Ik right

    • @iamamer739
      @iamamer739 Před 3 lety +1

      U think that too lol

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy Před 3 lety +836

    Dream: "Destroy L'mantree"
    *TECHNO DROWNING IN CHAOS* "WHICH TREE?!"

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 Před 3 lety +32

      techno was like I'M KINDA BUSY HERE YOU MADE ME TWENTY V ONE lol

    • @inlovewiththu320
      @inlovewiththu320 Před 3 lety +30

      IT WAS ACTUALLY NIKI SHE BURNT DOWN THE TREE

    • @supp8
      @supp8 Před 3 lety +5

      @@inlovewiththu320
      Bruh why do you think he used *" "*
      Meaning dream was saying a sentence/order not a action that Dream did

    • @tokyo8298
      @tokyo8298 Před 3 lety +2

      @@supp8 chill mate

    • @inlovewiththu320
      @inlovewiththu320 Před 3 lety +6

      @@supp8 Yea ik... I found out that Niki burnt the tree and was surprised. I know that dream told techno but techno couldn’t find it because it was gone already.

  • @seahawksempire9186
    @seahawksempire9186 Před 7 měsíci +15

    “I’m getting JFK” is crazy ngl

  • @nathanielpatrickhermoso
    @nathanielpatrickhermoso Před 10 měsíci +13

    “IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A FINAL BOSS IF I HAD STAGES” Got me rollin

  • @scrensaver_
    @scrensaver_ Před 3 lety +532

    *"SINCE I WAS FORCED TO KILL MY OWN SON, YOU IDIOTS!"*
    That... That hurts.

  • @redbone9553
    @redbone9553 Před 3 lety +5599

    Tommy betrays Techno
    Tommy: I can’t believe you’ve done this.

  • @KaiTheBoss23
    @KaiTheBoss23 Před rokem +215

    I remember coming here to hype techno on the day. How he is gone i come here to remember

    • @katco6206
      @katco6206 Před rokem +9

      He's been gone for almost half a year, feels like just yesterday I got home from camp happy as can be and found out he passed when I was gone. The worst faze of depression I have ever experienced.

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 Před rokem +2

      @@katco6206 Stay determined, Techno may be gone, but his legacy lives on.

    • @katco6206
      @katco6206 Před rokem +1

      @@averagegenzguy2751 Yeah, I've made a bracelet with his name on it havent taken it off in 2 weeks

    • @The_Troll08
      @The_Troll08 Před rokem

      @@katco6206 ih

    • @DesmondF0X
      @DesmondF0X Před rokem

      @@katco6206what camp?

  • @Dev_IndexYT
    @Dev_IndexYT Před 18 dny +5

    "Starting the stream!!! 😁" I miss this legend bro...

  • @jack-rw4kk
    @jack-rw4kk Před 3 lety +2367

    I love how the whole time techno killing everyone and dropping tnt everywhere and Philza is just acting like a proud dad

  • @smzzy8944
    @smzzy8944 Před 3 lety +683

    I love when techno gets all “at the first sign of danger Phil, get outta there.” It’s no longer Technoblade hes Protectnoblade

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox Před rokem +11

    How to prepare to fight techno
    1.get efficiency five netherite shovel
    2. Get blast prot
    3.SHEILDS

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox Před rokem +11

    Technoblades name was alexander… the wait
    Alexander…….the great
    History predicted it

  • @jacob9789
    @jacob9789 Před 3 lety +1890

    “Wilbursoot joined the game”
    Wil: sh!t they are fighting-
    “Wilbursoot left the game”

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 Před 3 lety +2341

    Technoblade yesterday: "I can do it in 30 minutes"
    Technoblade today: "OH BOY WE HAVE NO TIME"

    • @samaypatel7980
      @samaypatel7980 Před 3 lety +69

      Meanwhile he unleashes hell in like 10 minutes

    • @raybees1434
      @raybees1434 Před 3 lety +27

      @@samaypatel7980 i wouldnt wonder if he just summoned satan

    • @Kytesama
      @Kytesama Před 3 lety +10

      To be fair he got everything but the dogs ready in that time

    • @syystomu
      @syystomu Před 3 lety +13

      He thought the opposition had time to prep to be fair. If they'd done it immediately they would have been completely unprepared for a fight.
      I mean they were anyway because apparently Fundy and Niki sabotaged their preparations but Techno didn't know that.

  • @THEGREATPAPYRUSSHOW
    @THEGREATPAPYRUSSHOW Před 7 měsíci +11

    1:01:32 " Since i was forced to kill my own son you IDIOTS! "
    Thank you, Flowey

  • @jessinthecityblog
    @jessinthecityblog Před rokem +41

    This is one of my favorite memories from techno. He was honestly the funniest person ever, and all ur fans techno, they will never forget u. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

  • @sneakysnail6363
    @sneakysnail6363 Před 3 lety +663

    Tommy: YOUR SELFISH TECHNO!!!!!
    Techno: *is literally giving ph1lza his last totem because he cares about ph1lza*

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm Před 3 lety +60

      That is the least of it. To put it in perspective, without the help he had given L'manburg; everyone would be 1 or 2 shot by Techno's blade. The food, the armour, the weapon, the ender pearls, all of it off of his hard work.

    • @gooddoggo2831
      @gooddoggo2831 Před 3 lety +24

      Not to mention that the reason he tried to kill the government is to stop people getting controlled he does everything mostly for non selfish reasons

    • @Blue-co1nm
      @Blue-co1nm Před 3 lety +30

      This is why I’m on technos side and not Tommy’s side

    • @thatonedumbass4050
      @thatonedumbass4050 Před 3 lety +11

      Philza only has 1 cannon life because of his hardcore ways

    • @cryptrekt3899
      @cryptrekt3899 Před 3 lety +20

      And he gave most of them full netherite for the revolution and they call him selfish
      AND tubbo stole like 10 stacks of emerald blocks and techno is apparently selfish lmao

  • @bennnw
    @bennnw Před 3 lety +431

    Wait a minute, sapnap is just a hard counter to Technoblade:
    1. He is infamous for killing pets
    2. He has that efficiency 5 Netherite shovel

    • @turquoisemoon8453
      @turquoisemoon8453 Před 3 lety +6

      That's literally what he said 😂

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 Před 3 lety +18

      he also got him to 1 and a half hearts

    • @tubagod3893
      @tubagod3893 Před 3 lety +4

      @@angadgrewal9324 3 hearts

    • @Phoenix-hw6dw
      @Phoenix-hw6dw Před 3 lety +43

      @@angadgrewal9324 all it took was sapnap, 3 more people, and techno looking through his inventory in the middle of the fight

    • @natalieanimates7331
      @natalieanimates7331 Před 3 lety +6

      I just want to see lmanburg the final spleef war techno and dream vs sapnap

  • @thepanbee
    @thepanbee Před 9 měsíci +38

    it makes me happy reading the comments and seeing other people here from after his death finding just as much comfort as i am
    fly high king we miss you

  • @electriarc
    @electriarc Před rokem +20

    Still missing this man. This was one of my favorite streams.

  • @gunther3272
    @gunther3272 Před 3 lety +885

    Government:*Exists*
    Techno: "...And I took that personally"

  • @roselyngames3813
    @roselyngames3813 Před 3 lety +723

    "you only see me as a weapon, you only see me as the blade"
    -TechnoBlade The Art of War

    • @Shadow-Draws
      @Shadow-Draws Před 3 lety +22

      He said the truth.

    • @hasansaeedifar5622
      @hasansaeedifar5622 Před 3 lety +15

      He could've shoved "A blade has two sides", that would be great but we get what we can

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 Před 3 lety

      @@hasansaeedifar5622 I was thinking "You only see me as The Blade, and now look... *_I HAVE COME FOR YOUR THROAT!!!!"_*

  • @TheJ-niverse
    @TheJ-niverse Před rokem +39

    RIP Technoblade. Just because we lost a legend doesn't mean their memory can't live on. Technoblade never dies.

  • @n0h4xzjustsk1llz6
    @n0h4xzjustsk1llz6 Před 3 lety +797

    Lamanburg fans: noooo technoblade is pure evil
    Technoblade fans: this is beautiful

    • @kadecoda
      @kadecoda Před 3 lety +64

      It truly was gorgeous.

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 Před 3 lety +14

      And instantlt subscribe

    • @ant1
      @ant1 Před 3 lety +9

      I’m on both sides lol

    • @pandemicprojections7169
      @pandemicprojections7169 Před 3 lety +12

      So much BEAUTIFUL destruction. I love Techno

    • @casey7059
      @casey7059 Před 3 lety +21

      Ranboo and techno fans: y e s but a little n o but y e s

  • @PerfectMachine
    @PerfectMachine Před 3 lety +1685

    "WHAT THE- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!"
    *"A LOT OF THINGS!!"*

    • @Blue-co1nm
      @Blue-co1nm Před 3 lety +44

      This is why techno is my favourite member of the dream smp

    • @rosey8514
      @rosey8514 Před 3 lety +15

      Hello, millionaire

    • @derpybird5629
      @derpybird5629 Před 3 lety +11

      At least he’s self aware lol

    • @spk455
      @spk455 Před 3 lety +4

      There’s only 3 replies because the stream was 2 hours.

    • @sherrygu
      @sherrygu Před 3 lety

      Lol ya unlike sum ppl there

  • @goldfishbagger
    @goldfishbagger Před rokem +76

    I leave my pc/ iPad on every night on CZcams when I fall asleep, I normally watch Flamingo and such, but no matter what I’m watching I always wake up to a Technoblade video. I think it’s fate. We miss you Techno!

    • @ArcanePineOfficial
      @ArcanePineOfficial Před rokem +3

      @shadow hunter no offense but what were you on when you wrote this and where can I get it

  • @Bobster-kt3pz
    @Bobster-kt3pz Před 15 dny +4

    The fact that no memories can be made with Technoblade anymore kills me

    • @vumas
      @vumas Před 6 dny

      i've been going back watching videos i hadn't seen yet, despite being subbed since 2015 i still find new videos or ones that i've forgotten

  • @vestidious5117
    @vestidious5117 Před 3 lety +2058

    Tommy: "Just killed a woman feelin good"
    TechnoBlade: "Just Destroyed a country feeling good"
    edit: holy 1.6k likes thank you guys

  • @Kirbo14
    @Kirbo14 Před 3 lety +681

    Everyone: NO L’MANBURG IS GONE
    Technoblade: I need to find a bell. The sellout timer is way overdue

  • @Fallen_99yt
    @Fallen_99yt Před měsícem +5

    o7
    People die twice,once when they stop breathing
    And twice when they have been forgotten.
    Rip king

  • @tausifkhan5545
    @tausifkhan5545 Před rokem +10

    I love how techno was so confident about his power that he didnt even set a respawn point near the fight

  • @horltom8639
    @horltom8639 Před 3 lety +2799

    ‘I WOULDN’T BE A FINAL BOSS IF I DIDN’T HAVE STAGES’
    Best techno quote ever

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 Před 3 lety +63

      The fight is definetly more epic if you play one of Techno's battle themes over it.

    • @aidenfinn5760
      @aidenfinn5760 Před 3 lety +36

      The best quote is “ This is the second worst thing that happened to the orphans”.

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 Před 3 lety +17

      @@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 i need that pigstep remix over all the chaos

    • @johannsecretacc6685
      @johannsecretacc6685 Před 3 lety +6

      Timestamp?

    • @cocofatasscat6873
      @cocofatasscat6873 Před 3 lety +9

      My favorite is “the person who said be urself didn’t mean you”

  • @yeekski
    @yeekski Před 3 lety +564

    1:11:44
    Techno - "You doing alright man?"
    Ranboo - **looks at the crater of lmanberg**
    Ranboo - "Same as yesterday"

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 Před 3 lety +26

      Ranboo is just vibing

    • @milestone1719
      @milestone1719 Před 3 lety +4

      Vibing

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 Před 3 lety +50

      To be fair, Ranboo did have a terrible panic attack yesterday, so yeah, just like yesterday.

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 Před 3 lety +29

      Two out of three people above me had no idea what happened to ranboo yesterday.

    • @milestone1719
      @milestone1719 Před 3 lety +5

      @@e-tan3911 Another life of Ranboo

  • @Dunkakino
    @Dunkakino Před 10 měsíci +8

    It's hilarious how this released in January 6, where an actual raid happened in America. LMAO

  • @Drkkr
    @Drkkr Před rokem +14

    I find it funny that Jack manifold was the only one who actually gave Technoblade a challenge

  • @HiHello-jo8tp
    @HiHello-jo8tp Před 3 lety +780

    "Discs aren't people Tommy!"
    That's a legit powerful line.

  • @nicholaslovegrove9981
    @nicholaslovegrove9981 Před 3 lety +1933

    “It was the Homeless Teletubbie not us” - Technoblade

  • @PrismaPog_17
    @PrismaPog_17 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Technoblade boss battle:
    Stage 1: The Wolf Army
    Difficulty: easy-mid difficulty
    Stage 2: Withers
    Difficulty: High difficulty
    Stage 3: Nukes
    Difficulty: High-Extreme difficulty
    Stage 4: AIR STRIKE
    Difficulty: EXTREME DIFFICULTY
    Its all the stages combined but Technoblade has revealed his rocket launcher

  • @tonyahenry2303
    @tonyahenry2303 Před rokem +42

    Marburg falling is better then manhunts😂😂

    • @Liam.K1
      @Liam.K1 Před rokem +5

      Gasp a comment after he died that’s not about his death

    • @magnusthevaliant
      @magnusthevaliant Před rokem +3

      Why watch Dream and friends harass each other when you can watch Dream and friends harass each other with Technoblade, fifteen withers, and like a million dogs?

  • @selythical8405
    @selythical8405 Před 3 lety +1724

    tommy: trying to say something sentimental
    techno: *AIRRRRSTRIKEEEE*

  • @josellano8744
    @josellano8744 Před 3 lety +663

    This "minor terroism" made Wilbur's explosion look like a creeper hole.