sharpest Fake egg kitchen knife in the world

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • This is bio plastic
    This can be eaten

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  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan  Před 5 lety +7656

    簡潔にまとめると、ドッキリする相手がいない男が、
    AI画像認識(Googl lens)を騙して一人で喜ぶ偽卵製造ドッキリ動画です。
    男「テッテレー 偽の卵でした\(^^)/」
    AI「(゚Д゚)ハァ?」
    こんなイメージです

  • @rotyhaku5724
    @rotyhaku5724 Před 5 lety +784

    こんなに外国語のコメントが多いにもかかわらず日本語を使い続けるところが余計好き

    • @So___
      @So___ Před 5 lety +164

      しかもほとんどが「なんでも凶器にしやがる」「道具の触り方がwww」「寝なきゃいけない時間なのにCZcamsのおすすめに出て来たせいで眠れない」とか「意味わからなくて面白い」とかいうコメントなの、やっぱり言語が違っても思うことは同じなんだなって........( ˘ω˘ )
      追記 - グッド上位にあった面白い英語コメント意訳:
      「しばらくこのチャンネルの動画見てなくてこの動画あってるかなって不安だったんだけど、牛のやつの触り方で『これだ』ってわかった」
      「20:00 彼、ナイフ以外のオモチャを発見してしまったようだね( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)」
      「マジでこの人昼間何の仕事してるの??プロのシェフ?エンジニア?科学者?知識量半端無いしスキルの幅が広すぎ」
      「なんか科学者が少しずつ狂ってく過程を見てる気分」

    • @user-hh7lr2dr2z
      @user-hh7lr2dr2z Před 5 lety +27

      M 01 そういう事が書いてあるんですね!!ありがとうございます!!←

    • @samekinonichijyou
      @samekinonichijyou Před 5 lety +4

      @@So___ 外国語上手い!

    • @So___
      @So___ Před 5 lety +3

      台湾の中国語を学ぼう !
      ありがとうございます!笑笑 今は中国語習得頑張ってますᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ 我現在住在中国、但是不会说汉语;(( 頑張らねばーー💪🏻💪🏻

    • @So___
      @So___ Před 5 lety +7

      るり いえいえ!人間言語の壁を超えて同じ感想を共有してるの面白すぎですよね😂😂

  • @prilan217
    @prilan217 Před 5 lety +4157

    The way he always sensually strokes his equipment is both cute and mildly concerning

    • @alexandermaxx
      @alexandermaxx Před 5 lety +150

      I laughed way too much cuz of this comment lol

    • @neonrat4725
      @neonrat4725 Před 5 lety +113

      Id say only concerning

    • @niconathan6701
      @niconathan6701 Před 5 lety +164

      *concerning asmr*

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 Před 5 lety +58

      thats probably a common reaction towards any serial killers' daily life ,mostly

    • @zoulee3867
      @zoulee3867 Před 5 lety +13

      You have 911 likes so I wont ruin it

  • @Choco12234
    @Choco12234 Před 5 lety +3533

    Seriously what is this guy's day job? A professional chef? Engineer? Chemist? Such a wide range of knowledge and versatility in skills

    • @aarason
      @aarason Před 5 lety +20

      Tin 2 i thought the same😂👍🏻

    • @cryptictides6081
      @cryptictides6081 Před 5 lety +129

      Chemical engineer could be it

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto Před 5 lety +112

      @@cryptictides6081 His vids center around knife making and restoration my guess is he likely makes and restores chef knives.Exotic hard woods and other materials. The fake food stuff he uses used as a glue would perma bond a exotic wood handle to a blade and as it can be eaten it is food safe. Sure you can use epoxies etc for high end chefs etc knives and they are food safe but they are honestly not as good.
      czcams.com/video/mUfK3iu7-N4/video.html

    • @unclejim7973
      @unclejim7973 Před 5 lety +53

      ASIA

    • @oklahomacannabisenthusiast9983
      @oklahomacannabisenthusiast9983 Před 5 lety +40

      A knife maker of course.

  • @ktlovemail
    @ktlovemail Před 4 lety +4607

    You forget half way through he’s making a damn knife

    • @teeth3206
      @teeth3206 Před 4 lety +198

      I get halfway and think I'm watching a weird cooking show

    • @immeeka6301
      @immeeka6301 Před 4 lety +101

      I get half way through and think that I’m on drugs.

    • @ajrspace8321
      @ajrspace8321 Před 4 lety +55

      I could on only think “how?”. how’s he gonna make a knife?

    • @leo-mk7vh
      @leo-mk7vh Před 4 lety +17

      I get halfway and get an ad

    • @interesting2me
      @interesting2me Před 4 lety +20

      Watch out, cucumber.

  • @PaulHofreiter
    @PaulHofreiter Před 5 lety +11116

    We are getting closer to making a knife out of crystal meth.

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed Před 5 lety +352

      He didn't make a salt knife yet. That would be the closest thing TBH.

    • @marileed8504
      @marileed8504 Před 5 lety +81

      Breaking bad up in this bitch

    • @strykeresco
      @strykeresco Před 5 lety +15

      @phuc ewe did you chop it down?

    • @nupreview
      @nupreview Před 5 lety +41

      Jesse's Breaking Bad: "Yeah Bitch! Yeah Science!"

    • @travmann
      @travmann Před 5 lety +5

      Nugi Nugi Yeah magnets!

  • @WaitWhyAmIEven
    @WaitWhyAmIEven Před 5 lety +4436

    "So kiwami, got a new knife for us?"
    "Sure do!"
    "Oh boy! what's this one made out of?"
    "To explain that, I need to make several kinds of fake egg..."

    • @beardedemperor
      @beardedemperor Před 5 lety +214

      Kiwami has run out of natural objects to make knives from. His solution: start fabricating a new Nature.

    • @HelloKitty-wm7gr
      @HelloKitty-wm7gr Před 5 lety +52

      @@beardedemperor this sound so ominous but i love it
      OMG WHAT IF HE MAKES A MONSTER TO MAKE A KNIFE FROM AND IT ENDS UP LIKE THE DAISY BROWN SERIES
      OR WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTALLY OPENS A PORTAL TO A DANGEROUS DIMENSION WHEN TRYING TO GATHER MATERIALS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS
      AAAAAAA SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE ABOUT THIS
      -shit i got all summer, maybe i should some time-

    • @Fenrirknight7
      @Fenrirknight7 Před 5 lety +26

      Just a practice run before making one with real eggs.

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 Před 5 lety +9

      he will build a nether portal and build one out of soulsand and nether cuartz

    • @cheese5207
      @cheese5207 Před 5 lety +9

      Yuri in literature club should marry this guy.
      He has a lot of KNIVES

  • @timhess8249
    @timhess8249 Před 4 lety +2307

    Other youtube channels: "Let's make a fake egg!"
    Kiwami japan: "Let's make a fake egg, AND THEN TURN IT INTO A KNIFE"

  • @xaleypoo4779
    @xaleypoo4779 Před 4 lety +2959

    3:06 Good to know they make condoms in my size.

  • @user-ks9ho2tn5m
    @user-ks9ho2tn5m Před 5 lety +815

    途中のなんの動画見てたんだっけ感がすごい

  • @user-ku6hy3vz6n
    @user-ku6hy3vz6n Před 5 lety +155

    前半人口卵に感動しちゃって後半包丁作り始めてからそういやこの人包丁作る人だったわってなった。

  • @ansilicon3365
    @ansilicon3365 Před 4 lety +1952

    Airport security: “we have an advance metal detector so no one could carry weapons on board”
    This guy: *makes a knife out of food*
    Airports:*surprise pikachu face*

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 Před 4 lety +160

      This is why they don’t allow outside foods or drinks, it’s this man that caused it.

    • @willanthoniozeppeli7913
      @willanthoniozeppeli7913 Před 4 lety +87

      *Proceeds to make knives out of cardboard *

    • @pollianapavloski7911
      @pollianapavloski7911 Před 4 lety +15

      @@willanthoniozeppeli7913 I believe I've seen this video on his channel already

    • @sankyumiku
      @sankyumiku Před 4 lety +8

      @@willanthoniozeppeli7913 well, paper

    • @sisyougood7300
      @sisyougood7300 Před 4 lety +6

      Security be lookin like: *:0*

  • @dusty2517
    @dusty2517 Před 5 lety +2441

    Me: **haven't watched this channel for a long time**
    Also me: I'm not sure this is the right channel..
    Person: **whips out the cow thing**
    Me: This IS the right channel.

    • @jackdillon7565
      @jackdillon7565 Před 5 lety +79

      lmao he's definitely been evolving, it's a lot weirder now that he's run out of regular things to make knives out of lmao. but the cow remains

    • @ericwalsh2954
      @ericwalsh2954 Před 5 lety +32

      @@jackdillon7565 he's gotten full asmr where before it was mostly accidental now he legit does it on purpose

    • @sipenarekbecha7193
      @sipenarekbecha7193 Před 5 lety +5

      is that just a pure plain water in his cows ?

    • @coffeebeaan_
      @coffeebeaan_ Před 5 lety

      Houwtt oh god same af😹😹😹

    • @coffeebeaan_
      @coffeebeaan_ Před 5 lety

      zeem buo yes

  • @demisteph
    @demisteph Před 5 lety +664

    I watched this all the way through. And I'm still not 100% sure what's going on.

  • @pielander
    @pielander Před 5 lety +2390

    it's like watching a scientist slowly go mad with power

    • @crocus8080
      @crocus8080 Před 5 lety +63

      That's exactly what's happening

    • @kantongkresek1512
      @kantongkresek1512 Před 5 lety +11

      Wasn't that the reason you subscribe?

    • @soup331emd5
      @soup331emd5 Před 5 lety +21

      no man should have the power to make a flesh-light into a knife.

    • @kurisutina6238
      @kurisutina6238 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm mad scientist it's so coool! Sonuvabitch

    • @Sequere-Nos
      @Sequere-Nos Před rokem

      I don't think we'd survive if he fully lost it

  • @randomex1383
    @randomex1383 Před 4 lety +889

    2019: “Sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world”
    2050: “sharpest air knife in the universe”

    • @anashira4072
      @anashira4072 Před 4 lety +39

      219650: "Sharpest knife universe in the air"

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv Před 4 lety +14

      @@anashira4072 Made by Kiwami of the 10000000000000000th generation.

    • @michiganmitten1147
      @michiganmitten1147 Před 4 lety +8

      If you go to Hong Kong and vacuum up the air for like days straight you can make a brick out of the pollutions and then make a knife look it up on CZcams collecting pollution from Hong Kong air

    • @Specifix5
      @Specifix5 Před 3 lety

      Powercore Jame correction;
      219650: “Sharpest Universe knife in the air”

    • @gastonitalita5581
      @gastonitalita5581 Před 3 lety

      So you're telling me we're going to be air bending by 2050? fuck ye

  • @razee.8303
    @razee.8303 Před 5 lety +4940

    i got kinda scared when he pulled out the finger condom

  • @momochica_DANAN
    @momochica_DANAN Před 5 lety +288

    きゅうり登場のさせ方が圧倒的に不審ー!!
    そして人工キャビアが犬と認識されたのが面白すぎて…!!

    • @Cooma05
      @Cooma05 Před 5 lety +8

      ほ ん そ れ

  • @ヘラクレスぱうだー

    この人そもそも頭がいいし技術力も持ってるしこういう変なこと考えられる事も含めて尊敬してる

  • @hypersomniiac
    @hypersomniiac Před 4 lety +1442

    i really wonder what he does with these knives- does he just have a huge chest full of the knives he's collected over the months of making these things?

    • @Kaitkstokes
      @Kaitkstokes Před 4 lety +126

      It seems yes with some but if they are melt-able like the jello knife and one maybe two others he melts them back down but the other ones … I dread to think

    • @notstressmess1883
      @notstressmess1883 Před 4 lety +35

      I think he uses those knives or sell it or have a collection of thenes for uhh desing pourpuses

    • @1Thatstrangeguy
      @1Thatstrangeguy Před 4 lety +115

      See we only know about these knives because he started filming. Imagine how many he has accumulated since before he started filming.

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 Před 4 lety +16

      1Thatstrangeguy I don’t want to

    • @catherinebaker9534
      @catherinebaker9534 Před 4 lety +61

      Well he ate the pasta knife and buried the primitive stone knife and the ice knife melted so he probably doesn’t have every single one

  • @TheShinySnivy
    @TheShinySnivy Před 5 lety +1582

    Him: Look, caviar.
    Google: Pepper?
    Him: It’s caviar.
    Google: Ohhhhh! Blueberries?
    Him: Ca-vi-ar. Caviar. Fish eggs.
    Google: Oh, right, I get it, I get it!
    Google: Poodle?

  • @nancywinner
    @nancywinner Před 5 lety +1411

    Pharmacy: Excuse me sir but why are you buying all these drugs?
    Him: I'm making a knife.
    Pharmacy: *confusion**

  • @limontree476
    @limontree476 Před 5 lety +902

    "So what do you do for a living?"
    "I make knives"
    "Oh, so you work in a production factory?"
    "... not exactly"

  • @asa2973
    @asa2973 Před 4 lety +340

    ・世界一包丁を作った人
    ・世界一包丁を持ってる人
    のギネス取れそw

    • @hiiragiiromechannel9887
      @hiiragiiromechannel9887 Před 4 lety +68

      世界一異常な物で
      包丁を作った人でもとれそうw

    • @user-qn6ht6sd8i
      @user-qn6ht6sd8i Před 4 lety +3

      柊 彩芽hiiragi irome Channel Σヾ(・ω・´●)ノわぉ!!タシカニ!!

    • @user-eo5eh2ld8g
      @user-eo5eh2ld8g Před 4 lety +3

      柊 彩芽hiiragi irome Channel 異常な物(笑)

    • @tako_mame
      @tako_mame Před 4 lety +5

      危ねぇギネスゥ(´^ヲ^`)

    • @ヤクザ猫
      @ヤクザ猫 Před 4 lety +1

      超暇人と化した樺音 流石は不審者!w

  • @CRthom
    @CRthom Před 5 lety +1473

    pale orange lump: *births cucumber*
    me: uhh ok, umm.

  • @Cypherpt3killa
    @Cypherpt3killa Před 5 lety +498

    - has finger condoms
    -makes fake egg fleshlight
    -shoves cucumber through the fake egg fleshlight
    -fingers the fake egg fleshlight
    This is definitely the content I subscribed for.

  • @JAzure-hk1sx
    @JAzure-hk1sx Před 5 lety +1922

    When you've aced chemist and engineering, but also a knife enthusiast

    • @Muni_Puni
      @Muni_Puni Před 5 lety +22

      J. Azure -and you’ve also started getting into asmr

    • @JAzure-hk1sx
      @JAzure-hk1sx Před 5 lety +3

      @@Muni_Puni ohoho, maybe not
      I was looking for asmr videos, while somehow seeing kiwami's vids, so yeap

    • @luco663
      @luco663 Před 5 lety +2

      No not knife enthusiast, sociopath.

    • @tobikms1709
      @tobikms1709 Před 5 lety

      I remember seeing a comment on how his actual job is a cook but that may not be true idk

  • @KooblyK
    @KooblyK Před 4 lety +513

    Me calling my therapist: “Yes hi, I’d like to book an emergency appointment for tomorrow... Well, I’ve developed a compulsive attraction to the hands of a guy on youtube who uses them to make murder weapons. He also uses cow shaped water jugs, creepy dolls, and a lot of suggestive imagery. Yes I can do early morning...”

  • @user-rn1ij5ls6u
    @user-rn1ij5ls6u Před 5 lety +249

    この20分間の動画に何日かけてくれたんだろう。応援してます。

  • @user-kw3iu5dt4s
    @user-kw3iu5dt4s Před 5 lety +223

    いくら食べられても包丁見せられて
    「これは食べることが出来ます」いや無理だろと思ってしまう

  • @Fenrirknight7
    @Fenrirknight7 Před 5 lety +864

    Harder than a frying pan.
    "This can be eaten."

    • @kostetmk3184
      @kostetmk3184 Před 5 lety +3

      Why not?

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega Před 5 lety +1

      @@kostetmk3184 Diverticulitis?

    • @89yhg98i0
      @89yhg98i0 Před 5 lety +1

      anyway it is not frying pan. delicious

    • @dltr4730
      @dltr4730 Před 5 lety +5

      Now you know a new way of getting rid of people, just mix this into the food to perfor their intestins and wait for the stomach acid to dilute it beyonde recognition

    • @kauanmatuzalem8711
      @kauanmatuzalem8711 Před 5 lety +1

      *FOOD ADITIVE* NOT *FRY FOOD ADITIVE* ;-; srry my caps is on accidentally

  • @johnmacaulay7614
    @johnmacaulay7614 Před 4 lety +391

    3:18
    Ah yes, the finger condom

  • @user-kd6wc9wd6e
    @user-kd6wc9wd6e Před 5 lety +209

    ちょうど彼氏に弁当作ろうと思ってたけど具材何にするか迷っていたのでちょうどよかったです。

    • @user-lh3jj8ho8o
      @user-lh3jj8ho8o Před 5 lety +45

      まじで彼氏逃げて

    • @user-uw5id9ik8w
      @user-uw5id9ik8w Před 5 lety +34

      彼氏『解せぬ』

    • @user-fn7in1nz3u
      @user-fn7in1nz3u Před 5 lety +29

      生卵入れようとしてる時点で狂気

    • @user-iz6qt1ix9m
      @user-iz6qt1ix9m Před 4 lety +2

      多分何もしてないだろうけど1回逮捕されてください()

    • @maple8202
      @maple8202 Před 4 lety +7

      彼氏「いってえ〜胃が切れた気がしたけどつばつけときゃ治るっしょ!」

  • @somesomebody5969
    @somesomebody5969 Před 5 lety +561

    Me: Oh, look at that! A random Video!
    Video: *Is good*
    Me: *confused screaming*

    • @oceanpaisley8260
      @oceanpaisley8260 Před 5 lety +7

      Fun fact, all of his videos are equally random and wonderful

    • @somesomebody5969
      @somesomebody5969 Před 5 lety +1

      @@oceanpaisley8260 Thanks, I was scared that the other stuff was random sh*t, what is not rare on CZcams

    • @nelsonta00
      @nelsonta00 Před 5 lety

      All his videos are about making a knife with different materials, but lately there's a lot of wild plots and journeys to making them and I approve it!

  • @VoxxeI
    @VoxxeI Před 5 lety +778

    Person: pulls out knife
    Captions: *this can be eaten*

  • @plaidtree
    @plaidtree Před 4 lety +128

    I love how everyone just comes together and watches him make knives
    edit...I just got to 19:50 ...i-

  • @mimble
    @mimble Před 5 lety +605

    The sass and sarcasm this dude is able to portray using just his hands is ridiculously hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnycomb
    @sunnycomb Před 5 lety +975

    Prisoner: Dang, I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this prison :/
    Kiwami: *sharpens air knife*

  • @MaxGreen111
    @MaxGreen111 Před 5 lety +319

    I both trusty the steady gentleness of his hands and yet fear their potential power.

  • @monomaponpon3561
    @monomaponpon3561 Před 4 lety +670

    19:49 jesus clean my dirty mind

    • @ImperatrixUmbrosa
      @ImperatrixUmbrosa Před 4 lety +8

      xdxdxd

    • @justabibean
      @justabibean Před 4 lety +13

      Omg yes me to .

    • @Mushie_Games
      @Mushie_Games Před 4 lety +33

      THE SOUNDS DIDNT FUCKING HELP EITHER 😭😭

    • @Solar.cyberr
      @Solar.cyberr Před 4 lety +5

      Uhhh...You doing ok there bud?

    • @lonelyscribe3939
      @lonelyscribe3939 Před 4 lety +65

      I came to the comments specifically to make sure I wasn't the only degenerate watching this video. I thank you for this solidarity.

  • @user-cr9yh4yf1o
    @user-cr9yh4yf1o Před 5 lety +243

    指サックとコンドームの勘違いのコメ気にしてて草

    • @KaizyuuTirant
      @KaizyuuTirant Před 5 lety +1

      まいまい_ハルジオン 確か指サックって
      滑りにくくするんでしたよね?

  • @mayati4803
    @mayati4803 Před 5 lety +885

    Just want to say something.
    Finger.
    Condoms.

    • @skeliepossibly
      @skeliepossibly Před 5 lety +12

      I legit couldnt stop thinking about this, you've plagued my brain and I utterly despise that

    • @smalljungoo3795
      @smalljungoo3795 Před 5 lety +8

      Literally my reaction FINGER CONDOMS😂😂

    • @riqynvuu
      @riqynvuu Před 5 lety +20

      A lesbian will need it :D

    • @smalljungoo3795
      @smalljungoo3795 Před 5 lety +3

      Vũ Quỳnh Anh omg lol that is hilarious

    • @K1ngAcey
      @K1ngAcey Před 5 lety +7

      i need some .. but not for my finger..

  • @CeretPenyok
    @CeretPenyok Před 5 lety +830

    *This can be eaten.*
    I appreciate your offer but no thank you.

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade Před 5 lety +85

      The chemical reaction between sodium alginate and calcium chloride is actually incredibly popular in Molecular Gastronomy. It’s often used in making fruit flavored “caviar” and other various ways.
      Before anything is said, I just felt like sharing this info since it’s super interesting to me.

    • @qualudebrooklyn
      @qualudebrooklyn Před 5 lety +1

      @@SovietMarmalade it aint to anyone else dumbass

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade Před 5 lety +37

      Chris i said it in a way that would make it appetizing sorry
      Because it really is used in many culinary applications

    • @Gigachimp
      @Gigachimp Před 5 lety

      Fake egg food? NO i can't eat this.
      Fake egg Junk Food? Yes i can eat this.

    • @LazionLove
      @LazionLove Před 5 lety +15

      @@SovietMarmalade it interests me as well! :D

  • @gassnake2004
    @gassnake2004 Před 4 lety +361

    I love the way he somehow manages to give a pained thumbs up

  • @ukoi9534
    @ukoi9534 Před 5 lety +531

    me: caviar
    google: *P O O D L E*

  • @LordButtsauce
    @LordButtsauce Před 5 lety +1062

    This man straight-up made a homemade edible fleshlight and turned it into a knife.

  • @lew2696
    @lew2696 Před 5 lety +594

    I'd pay a lot of my money to just casually glance into his silverware drawer

  • @panthercitytax4374
    @panthercitytax4374 Před 4 lety +209

    20:03 he must’ve been like “oh yea, I’m saving this for later”

  • @alaykasptra
    @alaykasptra Před 5 lety +2535

    thus whole video was strangely sexual and idk what to say

    • @DeathStalker
      @DeathStalker Před 5 lety +344

      @Error 54 This man literally made a edible fleshlight and penetrated it with a cucumber and you ask why?

    • @mei-tanshslgap-moe7139
      @mei-tanshslgap-moe7139 Před 5 lety +7

      @@Joesgamesntech 😂 True

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 Před 5 lety +6

      Probably the finger condoms but idk

    • @rainbowrosepeace
      @rainbowrosepeace Před 5 lety +99

      19:57 He sticks his finger in it.... WHY DID HE STICK HIS FINGER IN IT!!

    • @calliecuttlef1sh
      @calliecuttlef1sh Před 5 lety +71

      3:35 this part made me very uncomfortable

  • @yukimqru
    @yukimqru Před 5 lety +51

    19:48 意味深なきゅうりの登場シーン

    • @user-el2re3tj1s
      @user-el2re3tj1s Před 5 lety +4

      絶対見つからないと思って隠れてる
      きゅうりを地獄の果てまで追いかける不審者の鏡

    • @user-xc9oe9tr5k
      @user-xc9oe9tr5k Před 5 lety

      You Tubeミドロ
      こころ真っ白なのか100週回って真っ黒なのか()

  • @HaranozonoMach
    @HaranozonoMach Před 5 lety +120

    7:27 ナタデココ刺せなくて指で直接取るの笑ったw

  • @-Anemr-
    @-Anemr- Před 4 lety +451

    _"Fake eggs"_
    *Disappointed screeches of HowToBasic can be heard ten miles away

    • @satan6026
      @satan6026 Před 4 lety +6

      They dont use miles in Australia lol

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Před 4 lety +7

      Satan 16.1 kilometers*

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 Před 4 lety +16

      @@satan6026 200 kangaroo hops

    • @roryismyname4611
      @roryismyname4611 Před 4 lety +1

      IKR

    • @jesga0
      @jesga0 Před 4 lety +9

      @@BentleyS6336 And what types of measurements does americans use? Oh right, i forgot, bald eagles eating mc donalds per stolen oil and freedom

  • @salesman2638
    @salesman2638 Před 5 lety +288

    Kiwami: caviar
    google: do you mean: *_black poodle_*
    Kiwami: **visible confusion**

  • @ceecraft1362
    @ceecraft1362 Před 5 lety +1179

    “This can be eaten”
    A few minutes ago: *uses material to nail dents in a frying pan*

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz Před 5 lety +19

      Yea well, we can eat baking soda and I'm pretty sure that's also used in cat litter and detergents.

    • @MaliaMelton
      @MaliaMelton Před 5 lety +34

      @@ghostderazgriz I think the point of this comment is that we wouldn't be able to chew it...

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz Před 5 lety +8

      @@MaliaMelton Yea well... you're the point... of... your comment...

    • @rhiannonthompson5408
      @rhiannonthompson5408 Před 4 lety

      For a while I thought you were talking about dried katsuobushi(dried bonito)(sorry i love everything about Japan)

  • @user-kg2nr6ex3j
    @user-kg2nr6ex3j Před 5 lety +104

    指サックがコンドームに見えた、、

    • @guren419
      @guren419 Před 5 lety

      そのコメ探してました!!
      一瞬「…ぇえ?!」ってなりましたw

  • @controversialCoven
    @controversialCoven Před 4 lety +208

    I got bored and used a direct translator on the Japanese title
    “Camoflauged eggs are perfect for miniature knives”
    ...I can’t tell if this is accurate or not
    Edit: it says his name is “the overwhelming suspicious person” holy-

  • @aabcc
    @aabcc Před 5 lety +606

    I fully disprove of that cucumber introduction but okay

  • @anAbNormalhuman
    @anAbNormalhuman Před 5 lety +804

    Everything: is already a knife
    Guy: I must create more elements that can become knives.

  • @bowie1411
    @bowie1411 Před 5 lety +280

    THE FINGER CONDOM
    I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.

    • @falyre
      @falyre Před 5 lety +8

      Actually tought the same-

    • @Pr1nce.
      @Pr1nce. Před 5 lety +3

      i was lie that to but im like "is this a finger comdom?"

    • @Norexed
      @Norexed Před 5 lety +1

      Jige I have those

    • @_eclipse1364
      @_eclipse1364 Před 5 lety +1

      lmfao I was about to comment that

    • @ghostybeez803
      @ghostybeez803 Před 5 lety

      That's what I thought

  • @jelenaradojevic4
    @jelenaradojevic4 Před 4 lety +100

    19:55 there's no word in english dictionary that can express how uncomfortable that made me

  • @RadiantFeline
    @RadiantFeline Před 5 lety +587

    He's going to accidentally create some super material that will usher in a new era for all mankind.

  • @cherrytreedeer9451
    @cherrytreedeer9451 Před 5 lety +292

    1. stab
    2. remove blood
    3. eat
    4. no evidence
    also the birth of the cucumber

  • @itsbrittneybitch5373
    @itsbrittneybitch5373 Před 5 lety +173

    *mixes a bunch of chemicals and pills together*
    "These can be eaten"

    • @masseffectmafia
      @masseffectmafia Před 5 lety +3

      Your name is awesome

    • @itsbrittneybitch5373
      @itsbrittneybitch5373 Před 5 lety

      @@faefarfeomthewoodz it was a joke dude! I know they're all safe, lol

    • @sojaboon6327
      @sojaboon6327 Před 5 lety +8

      I mean, u can basically eat anything
      It's just a matter of you wanting to die or not

  • @THutub
    @THutub Před 4 lety +67

    I love how he gives us precise amounts and measurements like anyone will actually make this at home

  • @usagipyonpyonw
    @usagipyonpyonw Před 5 lety +93

    不審者さんの動画見てるといつも最後にはなんだったんだろうって思って次の動画見る

  • @zacvarg3530
    @zacvarg3530 Před 5 lety +341

    kiwami: "THIS IS HARDER THAN FRYING PAN. YOU CANNOT BREAK IT."
    also kiwami: "you can eat this"

  • @spencerpruitt1437
    @spencerpruitt1437 Před 5 lety +100

    I didn't think I'd watch a cucumber be birthed from gellified food additive on a Sunday morning, but here we are

  • @annoyedqueen2583
    @annoyedqueen2583 Před 4 lety +91

    ITS 5 AM AND I AM DEALING WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO

    • @brandonb.9020
      @brandonb.9020 Před 4 lety +4

      Me also watching this video at 5 am -.-

  • @IoA104
    @IoA104 Před 5 lety +142

    19:37 あれ、今回試し切りはキュウリじゃないのか…
    19:49 ……ファッ!?

    • @user-yc9ee2ci8f
      @user-yc9ee2ci8f Před 5 lety +15

      まじでビビったww
      後なんかエr...

    • @user-xb3ic9sz8d
      @user-xb3ic9sz8d Před 5 lety

      ホモもビックリ

    • @pomu3232
      @pomu3232 Před 5 lety +9

      ゆっきー
      分かります。
      凄くエr((

    • @user-cf4qd1qz9f
      @user-cf4qd1qz9f Před 5 lety +5

      ポムポム
      ほんとにw
      なんか最後えr (っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞🔪🔪

    • @Tomomin_ss
      @Tomomin_ss Před 5 lety +5

      穴から棒を出しただけ

  • @かなたそガチ恋ニキ
    @かなたそガチ恋ニキ Před 5 lety +343

    「偽装卵はミニチュア包丁に最適です」
    常人「は??????」

    • @saba_moimoi
      @saba_moimoi Před 5 lety +13

      この人はガチモンの頭良すぎる不審者

    • @user-no2dw2ve3o
      @user-no2dw2ve3o Před 5 lety +3

      ECsとりにくん めっちゃグルグルしてるw

  • @user-sr7gz4tf6b
    @user-sr7gz4tf6b Před 5 lety +386

    人工キャビアがトイプードルになったの草

    • @user-vh1xz4ov8p
      @user-vh1xz4ov8p Před 5 lety +1

      ニコニコ動画
      いいねが265でなんか惜しい

  • @user-mj2dd1sn1j
    @user-mj2dd1sn1j Před 4 lety +53

    頭おかしいけど頭良さそう

  • @ishdism
    @ishdism Před 5 lety +225

    毎回知らない新しい器具出てくるんだけど

    • @varrtix
      @varrtix Před 5 lety +3

      そうですよ。まるで雑貨屋の旦那さまだw

    • @user-wp6od6ji3t
      @user-wp6od6ji3t Před 5 lety

      大人のオモチャも多いし……

  • @hina4463
    @hina4463 Před 5 lety +398

    指先の動かし方がえっちぃ…

  • @sparebones7711
    @sparebones7711 Před 5 lety +137

    The cucumber AAAAAAA
    AND THEN HE STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @vanessafalcon4882
    @vanessafalcon4882 Před 4 lety +158

    “This bio is plastic
    This can be eaten”
    Hey op?
    ...Op?

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 Před 4 lety +13

      Op ate a fucking knife
      Also rip the description changed

  • @ultrawow65
    @ultrawow65 Před 5 lety +205

    The materials he chooses to use gets weirder and weirder with every episode....love it!!

  • @Cocobutt290
    @Cocobutt290 Před 5 lety +226

    I was skeptical about this channel,
    but when i saw that cow water pouring thing with 3 googly eyes,
    i immediately subscribed

    • @BriannaTerese
      @BriannaTerese Před 5 lety +3

      tiko Btu honestly I live for that little cow and am sad when he uses anything else.

  • @sidghotane2670
    @sidghotane2670 Před 5 lety +100

    Honestly, I had no idea what was going on in the thumbnail and the video didn’t really help

  • @th3thin9
    @th3thin9 Před 4 lety +65

    Up next: sharpest fleshlight knife in the world

  • @user-mv7mv5gf2m
    @user-mv7mv5gf2m Před 5 lety +61

    胡瓜の登場が卑猥すぎで笑えた

  • @juno8286
    @juno8286 Před 5 lety +184

    Suddenly don’t know what click bait is after watching your videos

    • @Oynasma
      @Oynasma Před 5 lety

      can u read the title ?

    • @juno8286
      @juno8286 Před 5 lety

      pika on cocaine sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world

  • @sauzeefy
    @sauzeefy Před 5 lety +280

    >black pepper
    >grapes
    >Scottish terrier
    🤣

    • @Pixal_Dragon
      @Pixal_Dragon Před 5 lety +12

      I think they were actually blueberries

    • @jsnchv
      @jsnchv Před 5 lety +1

      Those were Blueberries not grapes

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei Před 4 lety +36

    17:01 Me: Yeah "knife" 👀👀👀👀
    17:22 Me: my homie's making a fleshlight.
    19:48 ME: YEAH HE MADE A FLESHLUGHT

  • @ultimatesparkingsigemoto
    @ultimatesparkingsigemoto Před 5 lety +26

    毎回のことだけど英訳と日本語一緒に乗せると日本語の方が片言になるのほんとすき

  • @oni5726
    @oni5726 Před 5 lety +366

    21:11 at this point I already died of laughter
    BROO HE TRIED SO HARD LMAO AND IT SHOWED UP A DOG JFKSNCKSKFNSOS IM DED

    • @oom-3262
      @oom-3262 Před 5 lety +3

      not big suprice

    • @razernaga14
      @razernaga14 Před 5 lety

      the dog fell ;_;

    • @J4ap0on3es
      @J4ap0on3es Před 5 lety

      to be fair, it was in the shape of a dog's head, I don't blame Google Lens, AIs aren't easy to train hahaha

  • @bluepale5573
    @bluepale5573 Před 5 lety +59

    指はめるやつコン〇ームにしか見えんかった

  • @user-hc2pl2ys2e
    @user-hc2pl2ys2e Před 4 lety +31

    途中から、何をしているのかが全く分からん………

    • @Noah0727Kingscholar
      @Noah0727Kingscholar Před 3 lety +2

      最初から最後まで何してんのか分からんかった…(´・ω・`)

  • @akirakilluar
    @akirakilluar Před 5 lety +189

    Kiwami is making Knife from everything (an unstopable spear)
    The Ramen Guy try to fix everything with Ramen (an unmovable Shield)
    Now, I wonder if they meet, who will win.

    • @sandraluzuribeduran2415
      @sandraluzuribeduran2415 Před 5 lety +8

      Kiwami....he can made a knife out of ramen or maruchan

    • @bramnemeth565
      @bramnemeth565 Před 5 lety +7

      Shield Hero vs. Spear Hero.

    • @set5ings
      @set5ings Před 5 lety +5

      the world would end if they joined forces

    • @banan9247
      @banan9247 Před 5 lety +3

      Pokemon sword and shield leaks

    • @phantomgrape
      @phantomgrape Před 5 lety +1

      The great Battle of Britain (2019 colorized)

  • @skraddypoo
    @skraddypoo Před 5 lety +447

    "Don't worry everyone, it's bio plastic."
    okay I hear you but it's the fact that he can make a knife out of magic that's the worry quite frankly

    • @jnscrews
      @jnscrews Před 5 lety +6

      skraddypoo I just wish I had more of a clue of what was going on...I watch these and am almost lost each time

    • @ZethDee
      @ZethDee Před 5 lety +1

      Josh Crews one word “sharpening” that’s what’s happening xb

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong Před 5 lety +3

      Like a magic

    • @jnscrews
      @jnscrews Před 5 lety

      Zunt lol yea that’s one word to describe it

  • @user-ic2zh9ig4u
    @user-ic2zh9ig4u Před 5 lety +55

    毎回思うけど、包丁にする材料の発想が凄いよね

    • @sugar02103
      @sugar02103 Před 5 lety +2

      そのうち空気でさえ包丁にしそう

    • @ogaoga7094
      @ogaoga7094 Před 5 lety +2

      そのうち人を包丁にしそう

    • @o.hiro1609
      @o.hiro1609 Před 5 lety +1

      動物の骨とか包丁にしそう
      あ…1回したか!!

  • @serena__114
    @serena__114 Před 4 lety +22

    不審者の極みさんの包丁コレクション見てみたい!

  • @jumjum2346
    @jumjum2346 Před 5 lety +742

    ちょいちょいオ○ホール感出してくるの草

    • @pina7490
      @pina7490 Před 5 lety +71

      せやな
      きゅうりセーフなんかな?

    • @user-bf5su1ku8m
      @user-bf5su1ku8m Před 5 lety +36

      k 3 んーアウトじゃないかなww

    • @pina7490
      @pina7490 Před 5 lety +13

      #akkuアック. お、そうだな

    • @user-lh3jj8ho8o
      @user-lh3jj8ho8o Před 5 lety +21

      作るのか...(困惑)

    • @musou-ssss
      @musou-ssss Před 5 lety +28

      @@user-kq9qr1cs9m しかもエグいやつな。

  • @silver-xt6rx
    @silver-xt6rx Před 5 lety +134

    偽装卵はミニチュア包丁に最適です
    *言ってる意味がわかりません*

    • @burukin
      @burukin Před 5 lety +10

      Google翻訳にかけたみたいなタイトル

    • @flyingboat2383
      @flyingboat2383 Před 5 lety +14

      siri「すみません、よくわかりません」

    • @azarashi0204
      @azarashi0204 Před 5 lety +4

      @@burukin 外人さんでもわかるように、翻訳しやすいタイトルをつけてるのかと思います

    • @Pac_Mantis
      @Pac_Mantis Před 5 lety +3

      Google翻訳「偽装卵はミニチュア包丁に最適です。」
      Siri「すみません、よく分かりません。」

    • @GODORA_
      @GODORA_ Před 5 lety

      タイトルすらも意味のわからない動画()

  • @ちゃんな-g2s
    @ちゃんな-g2s Před 5 lety +30

    この人のおかげで日本人は変わってると思われそうwww

  • @user-rc2sd3eo4v
    @user-rc2sd3eo4v Před 4 lety +24

    やっぱり.....やっぱり分からない.........
    不審者さんが手で触るものと触らないものの違いはなんだ?!分からない.........

  • @Vermikun
    @Vermikun Před 5 lety +425

    I think we can all agree now that this man is basically a modern Alchemist who specialized in crafting Knives out of any matter he can get his hand on......

    • @lucasmogentale3775
      @lucasmogentale3775 Před 5 lety +2

      i like how it implies that there's someone who is always making all that is on their power to stop him from getting any kind of material

    • @Casandraelf
      @Casandraelf Před 5 lety

      the any-knife alchemist

  • @yunminssi
    @yunminssi Před 5 lety +842

    20:00 😟

  • @carolgm22k
    @carolgm22k Před 5 lety +160

    17 minutes in "where's the KNIFE!!!"
    18 minutes in "oh"
    also that ending haha

  • @user-pl4bs8re3t
    @user-pl4bs8re3t Před 4 lety +23

    19:48これはまじ狙ってる笑笑