I Sold 10,000,000,000 Kiwis
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- čas přidán 2. 08. 2022
- I managed to do something I've wanted to do my whole life... become just super rich while doing nothing myself.
This game is super fun plus I can make a bunch of money so what's not to like right?
Merch - df.store/
Game: Kiwi Clicker - store.steampowered.com/app/19...
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I’ve seen this comment somewhere before, but DF should put a timer in the corner of his screen so we can see how long he’s been playing. Especially with games like this
omg YES. i imagin it like going to like 4 minutes to like 4 days in one cut
With coffee, timer shouldnt be anything needed
Personally with a timer, I can see how long my life went away.
we will see timer cutting from 15 minutes to 20 hours after df "grinds a little bit"
If she make 10 episode of a ceartain game you will see 24 hours
As a New Zealander I am both offended and surprised in the fact that this games understands both meanings of the Kiwi. Now all it needs is for the Kiwi birds to be cut in half and the inside of the bird is the Kiwifruit.
AHAHA fellow kiwi
ah two wild kiwis in their natrual habbitat talking about how kiwi become kiwis if you cut them open
Isn’t the kiwi considered an endangered species.
Correct me if I’m wrong
@@stormscout0995 All three meanings are
@@hypo7351 are what
I'm pretty sure the car hit upgrade is talking about your auto clicker thingy in game. It's a car, and it hits your kiwi when it activates.
It’s also a slight joke that a car is called an auto(mobile)
It is not an auto clicker
@@abigailandsimon4085 Except that it is
I definitely wouldn't mind watching more of this game such a silly concept
Part2?
I like how the more you play the game the more morbid the game is, like it's already morbid, but then realizing that they getting exkiwited in the castle is... Very dark
I have literally found so many games I love coming here daily.
Now remove the words I, have, literally, found, so, many, games, here, and daily. haha I am sure the prankster
@@Edgy_Biscuit I bet he does
Also your grammar is incorrect here
@@spree9945 no one cares
@@whitepanther1715 I do
Dangerously funny your videos are just as addicting as coffee itself and I think many can agree including you maybe.
I don't like coffee
Me too Luke
Then you're all young!
I LIVE off of coffee.
@@ETRON2500 same! but im not that old tho
Im only 11 but i like to put my finger into the milky foam on top of coffee and i like vanilla latte (decaf ofc)
I need a video of df talking about just random things for like 30 minutes. Call it dfs lullaby
There’s a podcast called sleep with me which is basically just a dude that sounds like DF but he just talks about random stuff and it’s really nice to go to sleep too
Isn't that basically these videos but without the games?
Its kinda funny how much these clicker games have helped DF's mental math.
I watch him and like 2 others play games like this so i don't have to because i get addicted to games easily 😂😂😅
Why is this such a well-made game!? It's so random and weird
Kiwi
Kiwi
Kiwi
bcs kiwi
Kiwi
I’d love it if df just had a podcast where he just talks about whatever for people to go to bed to
Like how he will destroy everyone who goes to sleep with his voice, and how he will start screaming or using his least relaxing voice possible in his videos
5:33 lol I just realized the kiwis turn sans-like when get zap, good one game dev
E e e e e e e
Thanks
I watch and listen to your videos right before I go to bed, the calm, soothing voice you have mixed with your chaotic nature make for the best videos to fall asleep to. Thank you DF.
DF uploaded. I can finally sleep!
You already watched the video?
Yes same 🙌
@@diamondplayz2145 Can’t talk. Already asleep because of DF’s voice.
It releases faster in other places since they are in a different time stamp as DF
@@diamondplayz2145 he said he could sleep because DF uploaded, not because he watched the video :p
the diddy guy hiding under the vault, the one that says "come back with a krown", i think he means the exp circle round the kiwi your poking/shooting (when full the king comes out), instead of killing the king, try clicking on the dude under your vault, see what happens please? xxx
Idk if df feels like people are calling him boring because we can go to sleep to it but it just very nice and calming for some reason
I hope he doesn't take it that way. It's so nice knowing he won't randomly freak out and start yelling. Videos that have audio that's 10x louder than any other part triggers me. Cable TV has commercials that I swear are 2x louder than the show. That alone makes me want to never watch cable.
@@charlespanache7047 “Let’s Game it out” is probably the more wild version of DF
The typical tea drinker: Calm and collective.
The average coffee enjoyer: Electrocute the kiwis for profit. O-O
this one was cute, and different enough to be fun. Lots of things to do. wouldnt mind another video or two on it, to see more of the prestige system
Watching df before bed has got to be one of the most relaxing things
It's convenient knowing that when watching your vids the volume never has to be changed simply because you always speak clearly, not too loud or quiet, and your tone is always consistent! No random loud moments or quiet moments! =D
Man, I love your vids so much. Your voice is so calming, and your vids are just so entertaining. Keep up the amazing work!
6:06 - 6:13 watch out 4 ur life...🤕
"Can't even talk that fast, it's so much money!"
- DF 2022
I love kiwis and seeing the sad little scuffed up faces actually makes me kinda sad 😂
Don't worry, when they die, they'll probably beat the player's ass in the Kiwitake Genocide route, because every kiwi skeleton has a glowing blue eye.
I’m normally in Europe and see your uploads in the morning. I am on vacation in Canada right now and see your uploads right before going to sleep. Those hit different
This game looks like a lot of fun, would love to see a series out of it!
Anyone about 5 yrs Ago look up stardew valley guide and see his vid and has been watching ever since
I love your vids DF
this game almost feels tailor-made for DF it's so perfect! would love to see more!
We definitely need more on this game, so addicting
What does an Australian call electrocuting 10,000,000,000 Kiwis?
A good start.
They still wouldn't win the bledisloe cup
This question is so strange out of context
Df doing this whole thing without an autoclicker is absurd
"Reads title"
Its the man from the math problems
Here before this blows up
@@peytonchickennugget5845 Same
@@peytonchickennugget5845 bout that will happen but here we GOOOOO
As always, he is enforcing suffering, which is great as usual.
This guy shows us that its not always about the gameplay, but the presentation itself
Great video. I would never be able to play this game this good. Well done.
I wonder how fun/funny it would be for Df to play one of the clash games like clash of clans or clash Royale
I’d love to see more of this!
fun fact: when the kiwis get electrocuted its actually an undertale referrence
watching you play games makes me wanna bleach my eyes, but I keep coming back. :D
I bought this game a few days ago and have been playing non-stop! I can’t believe I found a game before DF but I am so happy to see you play it too!
whats the name
@@eileenbriggs7380 Kiwi Clicker!
Even in games based on kiwis, they still find a way to fit sans references in it
Oh man, I hope to see more of this game in the near future lol
I want to see more of this, it makes for great content!
I would love to see more of this make it a series
I just saw the title and I immediately thought "That's gonna be a great video" love your content DF
DangerouslyFunny is one of those youtubers who i can watch literally whole day and not get bored.
I played this game. The day after I give up, DF plays it.
This is a clicker game heaven. So many things to clickm
Whenever a kiwi gets electrocuted, pause and look at it's left eye :)
DF! Great video as always. When you kill the Kings, they drop a flashing purple blob, and that's what gives you the Prestige Points!
Edit: It appears you noticed :D Can't wait for tonight's video
idk if anyone noticed but... the kiwis getting electricuted... becomes sans.
tbh I forget youre canadian but then you pronounce bag and im as shocked as those kiwi birds
Would rly like to see more of this game
love to see it please keep doing this game!
DF's videos have made my daily life so much brighter, I think I've been watching him since I was 10, and while I don't religiously watch everyday it's getting hard to find videos of his that I haven't watched 3^3
You should totally do more of this game.
We are gathered here today for a joyous a moment the moments with DF in them
DF I've forgotten you a year after watching, you an i just wanna say,you’re becoming an amazing youtuber!
Same I haven’t watched him in like a year or two
As a New Zealander I am happy that my country got mentioned in a video
Love your videos make my days 10x better keep up the work
10 billion kiwis and not a single golden kiwi located, keep grinding DF i know their out there.
i love DF because he links what game he is playing in the description
Your videos are Just as good as cocaine I don’t actually do cocaine I just figured it be very addictive
Comment # 3 to get DF to play " Despots Game " its a game thats MADE for you to upgrade and sacrafice idiots to make your army better ! You wold really like it (:
The magical thing about this channel is that it keeps attracting viewers even though the content's shown weren't mainstream games.
And I'm one of them.
Am i the only one that noticed electified kiwis look like theyll give you a bad time?
I was actually looking through the comments section to see if anyone else had noticed it, but your comment wasn't really towards the top, so it took me a little bit of scrolling
My poor national bird lol. Tbh it's cool to see them featured somewhere
DF I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
I do miss the good ol autoclicker you used to use, it used to annihilate everything
I hope you play another series of game like dungreed, kindergarten, undermine, and neon abyss. I hope you find one soon of course I can still enjoy a simple clicker game I just mis the struggles
I was almost about to sleep while watching a video where s guy with super calm voice how to electrocute kiwis faster and more efficiently
if there was a upgrade where, every time he clicks, the target is also pressed, so he can 2X click the kiwi, by HIMSELF clicking aswell
>takes 60% incease
"That's about a 50% increase"
Hey df i hope everything well, i just wanna say i love your videos and i cant wait till you start posting again, I hope all is well
it took him 13 minutes into the video to know that the orbs from killing the king were the prestige points, gosh df thats so you but you dont imagine how annoying it is when we are screaming for you to notice the obvious xd plus when you were just upgrading everything besides the carrier capacity i felt like that one meme from homer strangling bart xd
this game is oddly really addictive.... even just to watch o.o
this is coming from a veteran mobile game watcher and player here too
I would really like to see more of this
@The Doom Slayer I like bread
AWESOME, pls play more :D
A Nice detail to look at is that when the kiwis get electrocuted they become sans
What the ad says:Hack the galaxy, ready guys?
What I hear:kick the galaxy, really guys?
I like how 10 seconds in he’s already mentioned murder
This game was worth playing just to hear how you say Kiwi. :)
When the kiwis are electrocuted, one of their eyes turns light blue. Kiwi is Sans confirmed
Finally someone who noticed!
Had to go back and check; Yes birb was always that happy. Later on though birb gets armor and a mace(axe?)
it's funny how Kiwis are what New Zealanders call themselves.
Yeah, apparently a kiwi is the Native people, native animal, and a fruit. It's funny. We call it kiwifruit in New Zealand
What a great game because of KIWI
Must watch before sleep!
this is so cool i wish he would continue this game
Hello, Humans
When watermelons are grilled or baked, they lose their granular texture and can even be used as a meat substitute, a “watermelon steak.”
TERRANCE OUT
DF is an addiction.
Fun fact, kiwis birth eggs that are basically the same size as their body
Imaging crapping out a 💩 the size of a full grown human
i love how when the kiwi's get electrocuted they become sans kiwi's
A really simple autoclicker I recommend is Gold Star Autoclicker, DF! Good luck!
Sleepy sleep time anyone?
Join me in the night time routine of watching DF then sleeping
I have so many questions about this game. For one thing, why does the big kiwi (the one constantly getting shot, clicked, and stabbed) look so happy? Why do the ones that you never see getting harmed before the sekiwity look so beaten up? What are you doing to them?! And why do you keep murdering the kings? If you're killing the kings, then who's paying for the kiwis? How does the big kiwi have so many kiwis inside it?
fun fact: The etimology of electrocution is combining the words electric and execution
Damn Ricky can go on forever
He does this as soon as Ninja Kiwi updates Btd6
ye lol
Every time you assassinate the king you get a prestige coin
Watching this after listening to pale blue dot by Carl Sagan. Both have such calming voices.
13:33 theres literally a car ramming into the giant kiwi you click on lol its called the "auto kiwiker"