GTA 5 - Epsilon Program [Kifflom! Achievement / Trophy]

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    Mission: Epsilon (Full Mission)
    Given by: Epsilonists
    Character: Michael
    0:00 Introduction
    0:11 SEEKING THE TRUTH
    Step 1 - Complete the Epsilon Program Identity Evaluation on the in-game website www.EpsilonProgram.com
    Step 2 - Find the red truck with a dent on the right fender in Raton Canyon
    Step 3 - Make a donation of $500 to Epsilon Program
    4:35 ACCEPTING THE TRUTH
    Step 4 - Wait 24 hours and visit the Epsilon Program warehouse
    Step 5 - Make a donation of $5,000 to Epsilon Program
    7:39 ASSUMING THE TRUTH
    Step 6 - Meet Marnie in Grapeseed
    Step 7 - Find and deliver five vehicles:
    13:31 Pegassi Vacca
    15:00 Benefactor Surano
    15:54 Enus Super Diamond
    17:00 Declasse Tornado
    18:03 Dinka Double-T
    NOTE: You can also buy the Pegassi Vacca, the Benefactor Surano and the Enus Super Diamond from the in-game website "Southern San Andreas Super Autos"
    20:16 CHASING THE TRUTH
    Step 8 - Meet Marnie and Jimmy Boston in Grapeseed
    Step 9 - Find the 3 "alien artifacts"
    Step 10 - Make two donations of $5,000 to Epsilon Program
    Gold Medal Objectives:
    ● Use the Force - Find the alien artifact without the detector
    25:25 BEARING THE TRUTH
    Step 11 - Meet Marnie in Downtown Vinewood
    Step 12 - Buy and wear the Official Epsilon Robes Set for 10 in-game days (save from Michael's house to advance game time by 6 hours or kill yourself to advance time by 10 hours)
    29:44 DELIVERING THE TRUTH
    Step 13 - Meet Tom near Fort Zancudo
    Step 14 - Deliver the Velum to the airfield of Sandy Shores
    Gold Medal Objectives:
    ● Touchdown - Land the Velum without damaging it
    ● Zondar the Bridge - Fly under a bridge along Lago Zancudo
    34:51 EXERCISING THE TRUTH
    Step 15 - Meet your brothers-brothers in Sandy Shore
    Step 16 - Wander 5 miles through the Grand Senora Desert (practically the yellow are in the map) wearing Epsilon robes. It will take you about 20-30 minutes to complete this task.
    NOTE: If you leave the Grand Senora Desert, the miles of the Epsilonism pilgrimage will be reset, and you must wander through the desert all over again.
    41:03 UNKNOWING THE TRUTH
    Step 17 - Meet Cris Formage in West Vinewood
    Step 18 - Receive your reward as a true Epsilonist or take the money
    Gold Medal Objectives:
    ● Cult Intervention - Kill all epsilon security
    ● Show me the Money - Steal the epsilon money and escape
    KIFFLOM!
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    Related Achievements \ Trophies:
    ● Solid Gold, Baby! - Earn 70 Gold Medals on Missions and Strangers and Freaks.
    ● Kifflom! - Complete your path to enlightenment... or not.
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  • @daeron39
    @daeron39 Před 4 lety +5805

    I was about 4,5 miles walking in the desert when suddenly a Puma killed me

    • @BlaziingPyro
      @BlaziingPyro Před 4 lety +411

      Same i was about 3.9 miles in and fucking police killed me

    • @gennoble6363
      @gennoble6363 Před 4 lety +214

      @@BlaziingPyro how did you get the cops on you?

    • @BlaziingPyro
      @BlaziingPyro Před 4 lety +377

      @@gennoble6363 there were some bikers about to kill me so i killed them and the police came

    • @Slhuman77
      @Slhuman77 Před 4 lety +343

      daeron39 Was running next to the airport and some damn event happened where I got drugged or something and ended up on some train tracks with my clothes missing

    • @gennoble6363
      @gennoble6363 Před 4 lety +118

      @@BlaziingPyro the cops ruin everything.

  • @inactiveaccount6884
    @inactiveaccount6884 Před 4 lety +6237

    Love how Michael uses Kifflom as a wild card for answering Epsilon's questions.

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator Před 2 lety +1768

    39:07 I love how he ran 5 miles in the desert only to find a random guy who says "kifflom"

  • @aenigmatrices
    @aenigmatrices Před 2 lety +728

    I have two views for this scenario.
    1 - Michael planned to rob the cult after learning how much money circulated in it. The last side mission was his lucky window.
    2 - Michael legit joined the Epsilon program, but snapped back to thief reality after seeing all the cash.

    • @thegoat4238
      @thegoat4238 Před 2 lety

      Of course money will break anyone from cult brainwashing,definitely micheal

    • @charlie2k4spark18
      @charlie2k4spark18 Před 2 lety +101

      I’m going with 3 where he just went along with it and was gonna rob them either way

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 Před 2 lety +37

      Honestly, either scenario could fit Michael’s character well.

    • @DVDL1907
      @DVDL1907 Před 2 lety +131

      No long after he joined the program he realized it was bullshit made to steal innocent people's money. You can notice it when he tried to warn marnie about that but she was already seriously into it. Maybe he was trying to give the program a chance in the beggining but at some point he just wanted to rob them

    • @charlie2k4spark18
      @charlie2k4spark18 Před 2 lety +5

      @@DVDL1907 that’s how I see it

  • @KDC93
    @KDC93 Před 9 lety +1066

    The walking 5 miles part was a flashback for me of swimming half way around the map in San Andreas to increase my lung capacity for the Woozy mission.

    • @justinsumner5458
      @justinsumner5458 Před 9 lety +26

      Haha i did the same thing to

    • @biancacarter946
      @biancacarter946 Před 9 lety +1

      Im Focus jjkolk

    • @xKaumak
      @xKaumak Před 9 lety +29

      ***** YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

    • @xKaumak
      @xKaumak Před 9 lety +4

      SO YOU ADMIT IT! jk lol

    • @carlenawagoner8790
      @carlenawagoner8790 Před 9 lety +1

      i know i been using it too *GTA5OnlineGenerator. com*
      my friends told me
      when school started

  • @vlonefazo4860
    @vlonefazo4860 Před 5 lety +2248

    If you walk around with the epsilon robes and say hi to a pedestrian they reply by saying kifflom lol and when you walk in a store the cashier will say kifflom

  • @popstarresearchingoblivion8778

    A moment of silence for all those who spent so much time on this missions just to get a rusty old tractor

  • @jtjr26
    @jtjr26 Před 2 lety +331

    This is a total satire of Scientology done GTA style. Getting supposed enlightenment drip-fed to you while also having to pay an increasing amount of money only to find out it is a giant scam.

    • @jeaneth0887
      @jeaneth0887 Před 2 lety +3

      So true! I thought the exact same thing. 💯

    • @OldReliable-ep9gn
      @OldReliable-ep9gn Před 2 lety +4

      USA all over😳😲😂🤔

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 Před 2 lety +1

      How I Felt doing these missions one big Scam,(Kept you in a Continuous pattern of Paying them),They were all Looney/Nutcases-Nut-jobs everything comes outta there mouth doesn't + Up=Making Sense I had a Laugh when I got a Call from a “Triggered” Cris still got the Ocelot left at the end of the Airplane Mission Near Fort Zancudo.

  • @ralphramos1980
    @ralphramos1980 Před 3 lety +1813

    trevor: when we gonna do the big score??
    michael:kifflom..

    • @lucasdacarinha
      @lucasdacarinha Před 3 lety +116

      Even better:
      Trevor: michael when we are getting brad out of jail?
      Michael: kifflom

    • @jonathanpapadax6064
      @jonathanpapadax6064 Před 2 lety +85

      More better
      Trevor: Up there in North Yankton who was buried in your grave
      Michael: Kifflom
      Franklin: Evolution is a bitch

    • @heisenberggaming6548
      @heisenberggaming6548 Před 2 lety +33

      @@jonathanpapadax6064 even better:
      Trevor:did somebody say yoga?
      Michael:Kifflom

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert Před 2 lety +8

      Kifflom!

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert Před 2 lety +6

      Kifflom!

  • @killedassasin
    @killedassasin Před 7 lety +6243

    Rockstar is king at making weird missions

    • @arkwraith3373
      @arkwraith3373 Před 6 lety +31

      kultdemon_geryox no kidding

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 Před 6 lety +187

      kultdemon_geryox
      Yeah, collecting a broken radio for a hobo is really wierd.

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 Před 5 lety +124

      Also kicking garden gnomes as a revenge for the angry midget lady and collecting rubber bands to create a weapon of mass destruction.

    • @mason9093
      @mason9093 Před 5 lety +5

      kultdemon_geryox does campaign have to be completed?

    • @s.i_xo
      @s.i_xo Před 5 lety +3

      No doubt

  • @user-qj9ho2xf7u
    @user-qj9ho2xf7u Před 2 lety +270

    What I find interesting about the Epsilon Program is that they think they know everything about life. They think they can trick Michael into making him believe in higher aspects of life and making him think he will gain wisdom with following the ways of the ones that are above. All of that just to scam him in the end. But here's the thing... Michael knew exactly what he was dealing with. He makes them think that he is a lost person, in search of a higher purpose, with zero experience. And the funny part of this is that Michael has more life-experience than all members of the Epsilon Program combined. He lived his whole life as a criminal and has dealt with much bigger threats and tricksters. He just wants to test himself. That's what I like so much about this.

  • @leonpaelinck
    @leonpaelinck Před 2 lety +167

    Tips for the desert running:
    1) the airfield is safe
    2) tie up your controller to run in circles, make sure the run button is pressed.

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 Před rokem

      Unless a Cougar comes and vores you.

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ Před rokem

      Activate the fast run cheat

    • @R1ch4rd_N1x0n
      @R1ch4rd_N1x0n Před rokem +27

      @@curiousmind_ then you won’t get the achievement doofus.

    • @stellar_wraith6449
      @stellar_wraith6449 Před rokem +17

      AIRFIELD IS NOT SAFE i had 4 miles and that creepy van showed up and that random ass dudd zapped my ass

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@stellar_wraith6449I thought only Trevor can get that encounter

  • @lonewolfgamingplus379
    @lonewolfgamingplus379 Před 5 lety +1953

    Micheal’s cool attitude against the weirdness is hilarious

    • @keithwilliams8623
      @keithwilliams8623 Před 5 lety +21

      Section GamingPlus I know this is fucking it...the way Michael says that gets me every single time

    • @johnspencer8268
      @johnspencer8268 Před 4 lety +13

      I'm still playing as michael and I would take the money and take ths car and park it in his garage.

    • @lonewolfgamingplus379
      @lonewolfgamingplus379 Před 4 lety +18

      @@keithwilliams8623 His deadpan way of saying that line is hilarious

    • @sreenu1993
      @sreenu1993 Před 2 lety +7

      His best friend is Trevor.

    • @ant3910
      @ant3910 Před rokem +2

      Sorry late, but isn’t he should be the one who “too old” or “have no time” for this nonsense. Trevor should be the one who did this mission lol

  • @supday3877
    @supday3877 Před 4 lety +2329

    It's 2022 and I still feel weird about this

  • @sportsentertainmentco9877
    @sportsentertainmentco9877 Před rokem +116

    This has got to be one of the grindiest overall completion. At a certain point you feel bad for them. But then, the leaders ultimately make you feel so used and scammy. The finale was oh so rewarding 😂😂😂😂

  • @turbofanlover
    @turbofanlover Před rokem +38

    Loved this entire mission. Arguably the best and most entertaining mission in the game, IMO.

  • @bastiaaneijndhoven122
    @bastiaaneijndhoven122 Před 4 lety +2235

    Who also gets like a weird feeling from the epsilon soundtrack

  • @SunsetfearOFFICIAL
    @SunsetfearOFFICIAL Před 4 lety +2258

    That epsilon music gives me chills

    • @thejagotishow
      @thejagotishow Před 4 lety +103

      Darian Kalember I really like the music idk why

    • @legodmais
      @legodmais Před 4 lety +64

      I first heard it in a Team Fortress 2 custom map, I was extremely confused when I played GTA V for the first time and heard it in a random radio station.

    • @bruhitsdave7957
      @bruhitsdave7957 Před 4 lety +24

      It sounds like the start of an Outro from a GTA V CZcamsr.

    • @MJ-bs2fv
      @MJ-bs2fv Před 4 lety +77

      it gives me anxiety.

    • @hv97
      @hv97 Před 4 lety +18

      So does the voice of Cris...but in a weird, soothing, ASMR kind of way. His voice is hot.

  • @lod1842
    @lod1842 Před rokem +126

    If u still doing this , I have a tip for the running mission
    Bring your AirPods case and stick it in the middle between R3 and L3 and put something heavy on the x and leave him run in circles by himself 0 effort 😁 or just hold x , or u can do it without holding x but it’s gonna take longer
    I went to eat and came back all done 😁
    Kifflom brothers 🤣😁

  • @BetterCaIIPaul
    @BetterCaIIPaul Před rokem +34

    I was 50% done with doing the desert run manually but I (for some reason) ACCIDENTALLY switched my character, and when I switched back, Michael's outfit changed, so I had to get back home and redress myself which led to a complete reset of my progress 💀 RIP

  • @minecraftcreperslayer6935
    @minecraftcreperslayer6935 Před 7 lety +2288

    Am I the only person who found it hilarious when Michael said " the spirits have email"

    • @stephenfernando8643
      @stephenfernando8643 Před 7 lety +16

      Well............
      Yeah sorry

    • @jeremyjeremy8593
      @jeremyjeremy8593 Před 6 lety +28

      When he said "Okay, this is bullshit".

    • @MaleekMoha
      @MaleekMoha Před 2 lety +8

      And back accounts and possess the ability to operate vehicles

    • @mikeiswhite3
      @mikeiswhite3 Před 2 lety +3

      He would've been so sarcastic with it.

    • @Dad.Sully1
      @Dad.Sully1 Před 2 lety

      @@francosleaze if I don't find you Mama Co-op

  • @jamesvincent8034
    @jamesvincent8034 Před 6 lety +4368

    When you spend $245.500 and you got $ 2,1 millon.

    • @jaymatt1569
      @jaymatt1569 Před 5 lety +228

      Did you account for the cars or every time he died

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 Před 5 lety +53

      I didnt get any??

    • @igaming1985
      @igaming1985 Před 5 lety +33

      James Vincent Simagala well now I’m gonna start this mission

    • @Mental_Illboy
      @Mental_Illboy Před 5 lety +102

      @@makii4772 rob the cars, steal the cash

    • @artsbus2636
      @artsbus2636 Před 5 lety +57

      I spend $400.000+ so i got only $1,7 million ptofit

  • @tomm1109
    @tomm1109 Před 2 lety +39

    27:25 "25 grand! Jesus! I mean Kraff!" Funniest line!

  • @anonymoususer7117
    @anonymoususer7117 Před 2 lety +94

    I love how they casually started beating Michael saying "Kifflom" 😂😂

  • @TurkishBread_
    @TurkishBread_ Před 5 lety +8933

    Would’ve loved this mission with Trevor

    • @JulianFikry
      @JulianFikry Před 5 lety +795

      he would killed them

    • @ajward9112
      @ajward9112 Před 5 lety +578

      There should have been versions for Franklin and Trevor

    • @mrbooty4281
      @mrbooty4281 Před 5 lety +44

      @N-F Brothers subscribed.

    • @Chuckvsfrank1232
      @Chuckvsfrank1232 Před 5 lety +302

      Trevor isn't allowed to start the mission his ip banned and he's unsaveable

    • @fascistitaly7482
      @fascistitaly7482 Před 5 lety +46

      Yes how he would react about that😂

  • @milokat179
    @milokat179 Před 4 lety +2355

    Imagine paying so much to the scam and getting an old rusted tractor..

    • @wanilimbe
      @wanilimbe Před 3 lety +318

      Rarest vehicle in the game

    • @Kxt11
      @Kxt11 Před 3 lety +303

      You get 2.1m dollars if you kill them all

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 Před 3 lety +126

      pays thousands of dollars for a rusty ass tractor

    • @Snuifduif198
      @Snuifduif198 Před 3 lety +36

      I got both. How? I know you wanna know

    • @760Miramar
      @760Miramar Před 3 lety +121

      I found a rusty tractor near the light house area north east in the map.

  • @snapas6039
    @snapas6039 Před rokem +11

    9 Years later ant still helps, thanks man!

  • @iasonasleonidas6836
    @iasonasleonidas6836 Před 2 lety +44

    For an unfit middle aged man, Michael has some decent endurance to be able to run the distance of 2/3 of the length of San Andreas

  • @aphextwin8520
    @aphextwin8520 Před 3 lety +3192

    Shooting the cult members and stealing all of the money after going through that is such a Michael thing to do. Don't mess with this thief.

    • @lewisgarner5615
      @lewisgarner5615 Před 3 lety +56

      A Micheal thing to do lol

    • @mjkg6026
      @mjkg6026 Před 3 lety +158

      They deserved it. Cris is only in it for money, hence why he was travelling to the Cayman Islands with everyone’s money. If you think Michael is in the wrong there is something wrong with you.

    • @lewisgarner5615
      @lewisgarner5615 Před 3 lety +42

      @@mjkg6026 I think we gave him over 65,000

    • @E-raticWarrior
      @E-raticWarrior Před 3 lety +8

      @@lewisgarner5615 it's a bit more

    • @lewisgarner5615
      @lewisgarner5615 Před 3 lety +7

      @@E-raticWarrior no I mean when Micheal gives Them money

  • @pierretheis7205
    @pierretheis7205 Před 7 lety +619

    my best friend at this Mission...the Taxi

    • @dylanknott3091
      @dylanknott3091 Před 7 lety +2

      lol same

    • @loisd588
      @loisd588 Před 7 lety +6

      me too, I was trying to complete the missions, but later I thought Fuck these missions, so annoying to complete :) . P.S. (I'm from Russia)

    • @KenshinHimura-eb9bv
      @KenshinHimura-eb9bv Před 7 lety +43

      in Soviet Russia the mission fuck you instead

    • @mynameisjeff3629
      @mynameisjeff3629 Před 7 lety

      Pierre Theis lol me too

    • @msn6946
      @msn6946 Před 7 lety

      My name is jeff but he has to do it again and again the same thing again and again the only reason why he was the only person that was a father

  • @D_226
    @D_226 Před 2 lety +4

    You're the greatest in making these videos no talk at all but all clear love your videos keep it up

  • @cce_rl
    @cce_rl Před rokem +5

    can we just take a moment and appreciate how much effort was put into this video

  • @NoName-ru6rv
    @NoName-ru6rv Před 3 lety +1933

    Also when your wearing the robes for 10 days after each day Michael will start to say more weird stuff about orange trees

    • @BeldamDoll
      @BeldamDoll Před 3 lety +122

      Is there any way of fasting the 10 days or do you just have to keep going to sleep

    • @zr.7b
      @zr.7b Před 3 lety +95

      Jade no just sleep 40 times

    • @anjoLas
      @anjoLas Před 3 lety +11

      YOU'RE

    • @MomoKanjaki
      @MomoKanjaki Před 3 lety +7

      I'll have to test this now. If I didn't do it already.

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp Před 3 lety +234

      He says
      -Will these trees just shut up?
      -Trees talk, but they're not very interesting.
      -Oh brother, brother, brother. What have i gotten myself into?
      -It ain't a cult, it ain't a cult, it ain't...A cult
      -How do you know when you're ready but you're not ready, and ready all at once?
      -You can't put a price on self-actualization. Actually you can, and i'm paying it
      -Hey, i'm self-actualizing over here.
      -I got a cloud empire in the planet and i'm a king, just like everyone else is.
      -Maybe i'm so scabby, because i'm at 47.000 places at a time.

  • @BNKaiza
    @BNKaiza Před 6 lety +1394

    Epsilon = Scientology
    Jimmy Boston = Tom Cruise

  • @avantemmki2968
    @avantemmki2968 Před rokem +5

    I like the fact the the radio at played Saturday night’s alright for fighting at the end of the right way.😂 48:39

  • @retroelite1019
    @retroelite1019 Před 2 lety +11

    That 2.1M almost makes all that bs they put you through worth it.

  • @ShanwDaMan808
    @ShanwDaMan808 Před 4 lety +611

    I spent about 3 hours looking for the Dinka Double just to find out that I always had it in my safe house garage

    • @flake1401
      @flake1401 Před 3 lety +25

      Shannon Kaneakua you can find it in the life invader parking lot

    • @tristansegers9841
      @tristansegers9841 Před 3 lety +3

      @@flake1401 thx

    • @cristi5137
      @cristi5137 Před 3 lety +3

      U can find a dinka any time at LifeInvaders office

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 Před 3 lety +2

      lmao

    • @sam.i.am.not.23
      @sam.i.am.not.23 Před 3 lety +1

      I delivered a vehicle i bought (because I am lazy) and stole a motorcycle because my car wasn't there, and it was the dinka double lol

  • @MarcSisco
    @MarcSisco Před 8 lety +1127

    I feel bad for Michael to go through that shit. at least he gets a few million in the end.

  • @RobinandBeastboy
    @RobinandBeastboy Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for your help, you made this 100x easier for me.

  • @JustAGuyYT
    @JustAGuyYT Před rokem

    This took quite some time for me to do, but I managed to complete it. Thanks man!

  • @flek5531
    @flek5531 Před 3 lety +3481

    "25 grand?! Jesus..."
    *Seconds later.*
    "Man, I love the internet."

    • @Algie-
      @Algie- Před 3 lety +78

      Kifflom

    • @ItsVortex2796
      @ItsVortex2796 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Algie- kifflom

    • @Algie-
      @Algie- Před 3 lety +27

      @@ItsVortex2796 kifflom stranger-brother

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Algie- kifflom brother-father

    • @jeffy7361
      @jeffy7361 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Algie- Shut the f**ck up

  • @riyaadhfakier8537
    @riyaadhfakier8537 Před 7 lety +398

    Kifflom was said: 957 times throughout this video

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 Před 7 lety +2

      You probably don't have a life to count all of em...

    • @riyaadhfakier8537
      @riyaadhfakier8537 Před 7 lety +6

      Gotcha Man You watching this video prove that your life is just as pathetic as mine

    • @riyaadhfakier8537
      @riyaadhfakier8537 Před 7 lety +3

      ***** Thank YOU!!!! It's a joke. These fuckers on the internet always have something to say about everything. Damn!

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 Před 7 lety +1

      +Riyaadh Fakier Joke are supposed to be funny.

    • @riyaadhfakier8537
      @riyaadhfakier8537 Před 7 lety +6

      Gotcha Man like this? haha funny

  • @sophiegrylls9493
    @sophiegrylls9493 Před 2 lety +1

    thank you so much man, you’ve helped me so much

  • @ghostmanlemagnifique9110
    @ghostmanlemagnifique9110 Před rokem +12

    Love that ending. It is such a poetic irony to scam a scammer. Kifflom!

    • @mm72213
      @mm72213 Před 4 měsíci

      That's what they should do to scientology scam the scammer

  • @stefandonciu3601
    @stefandonciu3601 Před 4 lety +1739

    Who still knows Marnie as a broke and drug addicted young girl from Liberty City?

  • @Miguelnumbers
    @Miguelnumbers Před 3 lety +1447

    In my opinion, the fact that we were able to screw the Epsilon program after so many years of trying to uncover what it is, finding only dead ends and theories across all of the games for decades until GTA V came out... was the best gift Rockstar could've given us.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 Před 2 lety

      All that must be known about this program to enlightenment is…
      Fuck them all for making me go through that shit and stealing all my hard earned money

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 Před rokem +12

      Stop trying to be sentimental.

    • @Miguelnumbers
      @Miguelnumbers Před rokem +116

      @@wetube6513 You're asking for too much man... sorry, I can't. The 2000's were the best, and still nowadays the relentless pass of time surprises me.
      I leave these kind of comments because I feel like it, I apologize if they offend you, but I feel like it's the right thing to do.

    • @maximvsdread1610
      @maximvsdread1610 Před rokem +33

      @@Miguelnumbers Nah Man. I totally understand what you're talking about. As a matter of fact the farther we get away from the 80s the better they look.

    • @Miguelnumbers
      @Miguelnumbers Před rokem +30

      @@maximvsdread1610 Every era has it's ups and downs, that's a fact. I may be from 2001, but I always thought both the 90's and 80's were the best time to be an American citizen, too bad I couldn't experience them.

  • @MsDamienmax
    @MsDamienmax Před 2 lety +19

    49:27 This made me spit out my water, so random X)

  • @words-19
    @words-19 Před rokem +2

    I like how all the cars were conveniently placed close to eachother

  • @kimonthetrack
    @kimonthetrack Před 6 lety +881

    Not a single ad in sight... i salute u sir

  • @sfcwrestle2k
    @sfcwrestle2k Před 4 lety +382

    45:20 “ride is too hot can’t customise it”

    • @h9j127
      @h9j127 Před 3 lety +6

      Kifflom

    • @juanestrada7309
      @juanestrada7309 Před 3 lety

      @Kemaal Deen-Elliswhen I finished the Epsilon story I kept it.I saw it as a limited item with an exclusive plaque.IDK man

  • @itachiuchiwa3841
    @itachiuchiwa3841 Před 2 lety +9

    48:48 the Best part🤣

  • @Nyx.Nax.9571
    @Nyx.Nax.9571 Před rokem +4

    Another thing I love about GTA 5 besides the crimes, killings, characters, and missions is the computer mouse thing giving you the finger 😂

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 Před 9 lety +1124

    The most tedious is wearing their robes for ten days without switching characters. But it's so rewarding at the end when you blow them for 2.1 Millions.

    • @Canyon_Storm
      @Canyon_Storm Před 9 lety +181

      No the running is the worst.

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 Před 9 lety +185

      Canyon Storm Not really. I just went to Sandy Shores Airfield, bound my controller with some string, put some weight on the runbutton and just let him run in circles while I did some chores around my appartment.

    • @VolcanisTV
      @VolcanisTV Před 9 lety +7

      Jakomi of the Rose Could I tape down the run button and the joystick and have him run around in circles, or no?

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 Před 9 lety +12

      Chris stone You could. My brothers did that and it worked just as well.

    • @VolcanisTV
      @VolcanisTV Před 9 lety +2

      Jakomi of the Rose Ok. I was just wondering.

  • @YellowSabre
    @YellowSabre Před 7 lety +285

    27:27 25 "grand? Jesus I mean kraff"
    *buys* "man I love the internet"

  • @awcp4453
    @awcp4453 Před rokem +6

    if you're stuck on the wear the robe for 10 days part, just keep blowing yourself up. it'll tell you when you're at the 7 days part, then you'll finish. it just takes a bit of time

    • @Norseman999
      @Norseman999 Před rokem

      That’s literally where I’m at right now and I keep blowing myself up with grenades. edit: Never mind it worked

    • @seanambrose7051
      @seanambrose7051 Před rokem

      but you lose money in the process, no?

    • @theunbelievablejulian5742
      @theunbelievablejulian5742 Před rokem

      @@seanambrose7051 yeah around 120k$

  • @sparklywaterrr
    @sparklywaterrr Před rokem

    Thanks for helping me find all the cars for the Epsilon Program.

  • @zzzombie888
    @zzzombie888 Před 8 lety +152

    I was once constipated for five days then I sat on the bowl and said " KIFFLOM" and the poop left me like a log jam flowing down river..KRAFT BE PRAISED.

  • @Noruzenchi86
    @Noruzenchi86 Před 6 lety +137

    Man, he loves the internet.

  • @SK-zi8ff
    @SK-zi8ff Před 2 lety +21

    I actually do want to know more about The Epsilon Program and about Cris to see where he came from and how he started to believe in all this Kifflom stuff.

    • @HMcod
      @HMcod Před 6 měsíci

      2 years but it's basically how Scientology works you do a personality test and they brainwash you and shit and you have to pay em and you are stuck signing a contract

    • @ronjohnmush
      @ronjohnmush Před 4 měsíci

      I haven't played it, but there's a reference in RDR2

  • @RP-qj5tj
    @RP-qj5tj Před 2 lety

    this video is really helpful thx for making it :)

  • @dralokkumarbhushan6601
    @dralokkumarbhushan6601 Před 5 lety +871

    For those who are wondering what is the Ultimate truth
    Being robed without knowing..

    • @bhcbts
      @bhcbts Před 4 lety +34

      "Robed"? You mean like...being clothed brother-brother?

    • @Panagiwtis-eb8eh
      @Panagiwtis-eb8eh Před 4 lety +5

      @Kevin Garcia Lol🤣

    • @tomkin6539
      @tomkin6539 Před 4 lety +15

      I only did it for the outfit 🤣🤣

    • @violetamurauskiene1458
      @violetamurauskiene1458 Před 4 lety +6

      Thank you brother brother

    • @SmellyFox22
      @SmellyFox22 Před 4 lety +15

      I knew I was getting robbed once I wasted more than 500,000 dollars for everything so I stole the blue car in the last mission, got away Whit it and got 2 million dollars

  • @rebeccadelia7643
    @rebeccadelia7643 Před 5 lety +402

    These missions got me saying kifflom in my sleep 💀

  • @adg_games6655
    @adg_games6655 Před 2 lety +3

    I love "Girth" and "Credit score" on the evaluation

  • @derpman8896
    @derpman8896 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how if you look in the locations these vehicles are normally they have all vanished

  • @kristineduke1973
    @kristineduke1973 Před 4 lety +769

    5:50
    “You are ready,
    But you’re not ready”
    “Oh, I’m not ready”
    “Then, you’re ready!”

  • @ThatGuyKh1
    @ThatGuyKh1 Před 8 lety +835

    Idk what's more annoying
    A) walking 20 miles
    B) giving them your money
    Or C) the sleeping for 10 days in that outfit

    • @ThatGuyKh1
      @ThatGuyKh1 Před 8 lety +41

      I accidentally shot a grenade launcher at 3 miles!!!

    • @youraveragecollector2295
      @youraveragecollector2295 Před 8 lety +95

      +khi coolblast D) saying kifflom 20thousand times

    • @suicideattemptno.3696
      @suicideattemptno.3696 Před 8 lety +9

      how many times do you need to get back to sleep for completing 10 days?

    • @viperx679
      @viperx679 Před 8 lety +8

      +sculas12 do u wait 24 hours irl or in game

    • @goof_yo
      @goof_yo Před 8 lety +4

      All

  • @wildshetentertainment1821

    Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
    Micheal: Kifflom!

  • @aka-kk
    @aka-kk Před rokem

    Thanks man this helped 8 years later

  • @colarmstrong57
    @colarmstrong57 Před 3 lety +653

    7 years later still doing it!

  • @lookathatdingo335
    @lookathatdingo335 Před 6 lety +784

    I know that killing them gives you 2.1 million but... that tractor?
    I can’t decide!
    Help.

    • @oxide8696
      @oxide8696 Před 5 lety +75

      You can find the tractor as a special vehicle somewhere on the map

    • @mohmadnashirtai5970
      @mohmadnashirtai5970 Před 5 lety +82

      You can get something better with 2.1 million

    • @TMthe33rd
      @TMthe33rd Před 5 lety +164

      @@mohmadnashirtai5970 no brother brother, your thesis is way too antithesis, therefore you're not enlightened

    • @PopPopOnline
      @PopPopOnline Před 5 lety +12

      SaltyBoi UWU he is not ready.

    • @xse959
      @xse959 Před 5 lety +62

      Look athatdingo just kill all the creeps and get to the tractor, get in it and lose the cops but don't drive too far from the money. After u escaped the cops, go back to the money, get in that kifflom audi car, and you will get ur money automatically. Congratulations, u have both the money and the old ass tractor

  • @David-ee7js
    @David-ee7js Před 2 lety +3

    this helped a lot, thanks.

  • @theshawshankinception1220

    “Un-know it, and you’ll know.”
    “Look, can you just know it for me so we can move this thing along?”

  • @samgomez2064
    @samgomez2064 Před 6 lety +361

    only a true yokel picks the tractor over the money

    • @SubidubidubiDu1
      @SubidubidubiDu1 Před 6 lety +38

      I picked the tractor because it's a rare vehicle :P I already have millions of dollars which I've earned through heists

    • @YVIXII
      @YVIXII Před 6 lety +57

      Subidubidubi Du I got both by killing them with silenced weapons and then going downstairs to also grab the tractor.

    • @fred-is-eternal5185
      @fred-is-eternal5185 Před 6 lety

      Alex [ClashRoyale&GD] xD

    • @gplgs4640
      @gplgs4640 Před 6 lety +17

      I picked the tractor because I already have 2.1 billion dollars. I don’t need any more money at this point.

    • @emileponcelet3439
      @emileponcelet3439 Před 6 lety +66

      U do realise u can easily find the tractor at a lighthouse east of the map...

  • @8bitfanguy5494
    @8bitfanguy5494 Před 3 lety +148

    Fun fact: Marnie is also a stranger in gta 4

    • @oilrim
      @oilrim Před 2 lety

      Really🤔

    • @gregjau8367
      @gregjau8367 Před 2 lety +2

      @Jokūbas Varanauskas kifflom brother brother

    • @AFG_100
      @AFG_100 Před rokem

      ​@@gregjau8367 من

  • @krm.kzy.ust09
    @krm.kzy.ust09 Před 2 lety +6

    Best missions for leaving PC open and staying AFK

  • @M7DS7
    @M7DS7 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you brother-brother kiflom!

  • @mariutunio
    @mariutunio Před 10 lety +286

    Seriously the mission with walking 5 miles on the desert is the stupidest mission in GTA history.

    • @averymcgrath7959
      @averymcgrath7959 Před 10 lety +67

      Exactly why it's a hidden mission

    • @mariutunio
      @mariutunio Před 10 lety +4

      I am unsaveable :(

    • @RagEGhosTvideos
      @RagEGhosTvideos Před 10 lety +21

      ahh, but father-brother, you do realize you can get a rubber band and tie around your thumb sticks and have the game do it yourself

    • @RagEGhosTvideos
      @RagEGhosTvideos Před 10 lety

      RagEGhosTvideos itself*

    • @MIRACLECHEEZ
      @MIRACLECHEEZ Před 9 lety +3

      +Such Boss *Uncle-brother

  • @someguythatlookslikedream
    @someguythatlookslikedream Před 4 lety +218

    This was so tedious, but it’s a whole lot better than the stunt jumps

    • @fadedfred5149
      @fadedfred5149 Před 3 lety +14

      The stunt jumps are terrible

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp Před 3 lety +1

      True af, i did a huge jump on the t20 and failed, did a tiny ass jump on the baller suv and passed, wtf?

    • @AllEyezOnDeRozan
      @AllEyezOnDeRozan Před 2 lety +4

      All you have to do is miss going straight by less than a centimeter and it fails

    • @swivelman1313
      @swivelman1313 Před rokem

      @@benja-tp1sp Yeah,i like in every story (must complete/shortcut or alternative "chase" route) jump with Trevor,no matter how trashy i still complete it,but with a smooth,straight jump with my friggen 1mil Ztype,I fail.Fuck

  • @XReflexian
    @XReflexian Před 2 lety +2

    Seriously, that music is driving me insane after a while

  • @doneladio2206
    @doneladio2206 Před 2 lety +7

    This is why I love GTA V, very unique

  • @limboslam
    @limboslam Před 4 lety +442

    Michael has the least amount of strangers and freaks because he had two secret ones that are unimaginably long as if this one is part of the story

    • @Puma8000
      @Puma8000 Před 3 lety +12

      Limbo Slam wait what is the other one i can only find kifflom plz answer im really curious

    • @limboslam
      @limboslam Před 3 lety +6

      @@Puma8000 GTA 5 Abigail

    • @sonnenblumefrau2048
      @sonnenblumefrau2048 Před 3 lety +73

      @@Puma8000 there is a mission called What Lies Beneath that's is given to Michael by Abigail. In order to complete it, you have to purchase the Sonar Collections Dock.
      Word of warning: You have to find submarine parts, and all you get out of it is a few dollars.
      Don't waste your time.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sonnenblumefrau2048 not if you kill Abigail

    • @faneu7f331
      @faneu7f331 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sonnenblumefrau2048 That mission sucked ass, at least this one is interesting

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat Před 4 lety +184

    The fall of a scammer is when they start believing in their own scam

    • @Hyenaboi1999
      @Hyenaboi1999 Před 3 lety

      The crazy part being this can be attatched to lots of organizations

  • @MyBeefInYoTaco19
    @MyBeefInYoTaco19 Před 2 lety +2

    Man oh man I remember this video back then when this Easter egg was discovered. Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for the video ik it's all late and all but man did all my memories flooded right back to 2014.

  • @yes9752
    @yes9752 Před 2 lety

    This is a top 5 quest in videogames of all time right here

  • @quavehiphop9152
    @quavehiphop9152 Před 3 lety +771

    So it's safe to say that we can blame Niko for the fact that Marnie joined the epsilon program 😂😂

    • @norsazlinmat3459
      @norsazlinmat3459 Před 2 lety +21

      My dream was to play gta 4 but my pc is piece of sh*t it even run gta sa at 19 fps😭😭😁

    • @snitch5976
      @snitch5976 Před 2 lety +64

      @@norsazlinmat3459 lol u using library pc ?

    • @norsazlinmat3459
      @norsazlinmat3459 Před 2 lety +7

      @@snitch5976 no i mean with high graphic mod

    • @norsazlinmat3459
      @norsazlinmat3459 Před 2 lety +3

      @@snitch5976 i know your pc is luxury😂

    • @snitch5976
      @snitch5976 Před 2 lety +19

      @@norsazlinmat3459 fuck high graphic man just enjoy the game😂

  • @naomibatge875
    @naomibatge875 Před 5 lety +238

    When i played GTA 4 somoene on the radio actually said Kifflom and i was like wtf

  • @jj-blaze
    @jj-blaze Před 2 lety +4

    so for the ending, you don't need to take the money to the lot by Los Santos Customs -- you can just book it in the car any time after the mission starts.
    I found a parking garage and bottle-necked them, so it was easier to kill them and evade cops

  • @anaristeskagjorgjievska8176

    the eplison music is good it gives me chills

  • @ninjacraftb
    @ninjacraftb Před 5 lety +568

    44:33 the only time GTA Series Videos has not gotten 100% gold on a mission.

  • @-m4gnix-288
    @-m4gnix-288 Před 5 lety +252

    I love how it’s referencing
    Tom Cruise (Jimmy Boston)
    And The crazy cult of Scientology
    (Epsilon Program)

  • @TMCCORMICK.
    @TMCCORMICK. Před rokem +1

    No one gonna say how cool it is to see the old map

  • @soranapopescu1296
    @soranapopescu1296 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Insane how good a 10 year old game can look like, freaking masterpiece

  • @yorkifox8865
    @yorkifox8865 Před 3 lety +399

    Hope you guys know that Marnie also previously appeared in GTA IV as a encounter.

    • @Louis-sq5mn
      @Louis-sq5mn Před 3 lety +6

      Really?

    • @glr1851
      @glr1851 Před 3 lety +70

      @@Louis-sq5mn Yeah, she used to be a heroin addict in Liberty City

    • @elijahgreybosh7882
      @elijahgreybosh7882 Před 3 lety +82

      Yeah, she was a drug addict in the last game..they really got her character down in GTA 5...she has really wide eyes and a strange demeanor which is exactly how a past heroin addict acts.. also considering Kifflom which is mocking Scientology.. reels people in who are vulnerable, and make it seem like they are there to “help” them.. helping them get through the loss of a family member, helping them get off drugs...by paying the cult large amounts of money:.so once these people trade their sorrows for Scientology (kifflom) they believe it is a part of them, because it really helped them get through a hard time, and it tugs on their emotions making them stay in the organization.

    • @red_sky_
      @red_sky_ Před 3 lety +1

      Oh damn 🤭

    • @andre_santos2181
      @andre_santos2181 Před 2 lety

      Considered how they dealed with Johnny Klebitz and United Liberty Paper, Marnie at least got luckuy. Yes, she is from scientology, but got free from heroin.

  • @commietearsdrinker
    @commietearsdrinker Před 6 lety +203

    23:47 he summed up the whole kifflom thing.

  • @user-fz1wc7lj7e
    @user-fz1wc7lj7e Před rokem

    These kifflom missions always creeped me out as a teen.

  • @WalkerSTR
    @WalkerSTR Před rokem +6

    44:12 dude basically said : this is a scam lol. Get rekt

  • @TheVandrell
    @TheVandrell Před 4 lety +816

    LOL! If Rockstar expected me to waste time running 5 miles then they were mistaken. I tied a rubber band to the left analog stick and taped the A button on my xbox controller and went on about my business like writing this comment.

    • @ilovepink-qe6ts
      @ilovepink-qe6ts Před 4 lety +27

      Smart boy

    • @rohitrohitrohit
      @rohitrohitrohit Před 4 lety +39

      broooo i was looking for easier ways to do the running part then i saw your comment lmfaoo thanks

    • @PeteHarri11
      @PeteHarri11 Před 4 lety +35

      I used the fast run cheat

    • @thejagotishow
      @thejagotishow Před 4 lety +5

      TheVandrell Yes I recommend to anybody doing that part only when you’re bored and have nothing better to do lol

    • @itzjamerz5353
      @itzjamerz5353 Před 4 lety +3

      Same but dident tap A as still works walking

  • @NoiselessSorrow
    @NoiselessSorrow Před 5 lety +266

    9:27 My reaction when i saw the Kifflom Achievement

  • @haroldflower8008
    @haroldflower8008 Před 2 lety +5

    i miss the colored map for gta v it looked so much better than the grayscale one on next gen

  • @AlfieTrevor4444
    @AlfieTrevor4444 Před rokem +2

    I like how Micheal keeps pointing out the flaws in the cult & saying "Kifflom" when he doesn't understand something