😭😭😭I have been crying since morning, I nor know say girl wey give me blow job don drink pepper soup 😂😂😂😂 1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. 9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and... ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man... Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫 11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂 12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂 14. She got mad at you. Allow her hit your chest. Let her throw objects/things at you Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 16. Women and Gossip Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small CZcamsr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤………. Please subscribe to my CZcams channel Thanks.
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He can't see Biko🤣🤣🤣
small thing nai dey vex DON BINO
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All his professions are 17yrs plus..
I have been doing this business for 17yrs plus
Hello oooo,no pick your call.
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1k robber 😆
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Balloon thief! 🤣🏃Mad thief
For the first time robbery went well, don Bino find his way out alas after successful mission lols
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I love ❣️😂😂😂😂
Its the 17 years plus for me
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Him and this his gun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I don laugh 😅tired,blind person still dey rob
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😭😭😭I have been crying since morning, I nor know say girl wey give me blow job don drink pepper soup
😂😂😂😂
1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂
💃.
9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and...
ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂
10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man...
Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫
11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂
12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like
Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂
14. She got mad at you.
Allow her hit your chest.
Let her throw objects/things at you
Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂
16. Women and Gossip
Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
(By the way I’m also a small CZcamsr looking for your support)
just wanna spread positivity ❤……….
Please subscribe to my CZcams channel
Thanks.