Trump Lags with Female Voters, Marjorie Taylor Greene Struggles to Pronounce "Indictable"
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Trump Lags with Female Voters, Marjorie Taylor Greene Struggles to Pronounce "Indictable"
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Taking away their rights and saying that women should be punished probably isn't a big winner for him w/the women.
But a lot of women don't care about their rights.
Allowing each states citizens to vote in abortion laws sounds better than allowing women to have last minute abortions because they changed their minds
A lot of evangelical women have a secret martyr-complex where they truly believe they are "purposely created less than" men and deserve to be treated as such because it's god's will. They believe their reward will be given to them in heaven if they suffer enough for god when they're alive on earth. How do I know this? I'm a woman and a former evangelical.
Marjorie Taylor Green’s grasp on the English language is as tenuous as her grasp reality.
Now I know why Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to ban books. She essentially thinks that if she can’t read, no one else should.
In her defense though, she was talking about Hunter's dick-pics when she pronounced that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crapcutter956anything that makes her uncomfortable
Priceless! 😂
And yet she puts out a book herself!
"All I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." - Professor Trump
That wasn't a word search, they gave Trump the "Hatch Act" and he circled "Hat."
That is funny
😂
Biden crime familyy
MTG reading along with her finger! That's some real 3rd grader level stuff !
And people in her district voted for the moron.
MTG has never seen the word "indictable" and she reads like it. She reads like she's done very little of it in her life. She literally reads one word at a time. And she's in Congress?!! Come on, Georgia. You're better than this.
So you like reading joy Reid's kind of book?
when Madge reads she has to follow the words on the page with her finger. i used to do that when i was 5
She's also sad that there are no pictures on the pages she reads from.
I would've gotten wacked with a ruler for that in first grade. Good catch. Dan
@@Dulcimerist Every congress documents needs to be remade in a comic styled layout with drawings. Hers would probably feature Trump looking like Superman!
The entire GOP lags with reality.
You guys can’t even answer, what is a woman?
@@Riclmnopp A woman is a person to whom Stinky McBonespurs owes 88.6 million dollars...
@@Riclmnopp A woman is a person of whom Donald Trump is so frightened, that he insulted her dress at a primary that HE won!
@@Khrystyna853 That’s called an example, not a definition.
@@RiclmnoppA woman is a recording artist/teen icon over whom the MAGAts are FREAKING OUT, simply because she encourages her fans to vote...
Why anyone thinks Trump has a chance is beyond me. He takes credit for the abortion ban which is gonna motivate far more women to come out to vote against them and their men who wants some of what they have
I want to know how many abortions Trump has personally caused and paid for.
Don't underestimate him, he managed to enroll 10mill new voters which is why he owns the Republicans. Dems need majorities of 3-5 to be effective. We need BEYONCE to speak up too, not just Taylor, for new voters. Esp women.
The Biden crime family is going down!
Lags with women is an understatement
are you telling me that a majority of women doesnt want to be grabbed by orange jesus. how disappointed he must be. lol
MTG, along with Boebert, easily qualifies as one of Trump's beloved "poorly educated". If this is the quality of their elected leaders, what does that say about the quality of those who elected them?
“Maybe it’s the edibles kicking in.”😹
Margie one stupid C (rhymes with runt).
MGT must've been raised with 'hooked on phonics'
Jimmy, could you please speak to BEYONCE about joining Taylor in voter registration? Can you imagine what could happen with the election?
Biden crime family lmao
@@JW30000 GFY moron - muchas gracias, cono y ir con el Diablo...
When referring to your president, please call him President Biden....not just Biden. It's so disrespectful and he deserves much resepect. Love from Canada
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich?
A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.
His uncle was at MIT for 234 years, longest living genius Ever! 🤪
Good genes, good genes...
MT Gangreen is the contemporary version of Mugs McGinness (The Bowery Boys). What a maroon! 🤪
Reagan used to fall asleep during the international summit
I love it when Jimmy gets mean. It seems so against his funny nature! "When she reads, people always tell her to sound it out" OMG lol (she deserves it 100%)
How many times did Waltine Nauta change the diaper?????
Ewww
The red spots are from SYPHLIS ,
Again as a Canadian, I think that if you don’t want Trump as your president, you have to stop making fun of Joe Bidens age. That is ageism. The only acceptable people to make fun of? And you call yourself woke? Age shaming should stop.
I agree. Clearly people have a problem with Biden's age (understandably, but it's either him or trump so...). We can not underestimate what these age jokes do to people's minds. Subliminally it gives people the message that Biden is the 'bad' choice, and even if these people wouldn't vote for trump, NOT voting for Biden can make a huge difference. Sometimes I have a feeling that media companies rather have trump in charge, so they can have (at least) 4 more years of material to keep their ratings up. I'm from Europe by the way.
The fact that there is a minimum age for reps, there should also be a maximum age until then, it is open season.
Whaat??How is that an issue? They both are4 years apart.😎
Bidens age is irrelevant. It’s his early dementia that’s a major concern
@@dranderson6071 Woman man person camera TV - now, why not GFY?
Muchas gracias, cono y ir con el diablo.
MTG. What a "Maroon"...
Can't believe it's February time fly so fast its going be long month.
Marjorie Taylor Greene reads with her finger, one word at a time, like an elementary school kid. And this woman is in Congress?! Stay in school, kids! And read!
MTG reads using her finger to follow the lines like a first grader!
"Roe, Roe, Roe v. Wade..."
(from another late night show)
7:24 - "...Both have Salmonella. Guys, this is going viral..." The _best_ segue!
I couldnt stop laughing at those trump political campaign photo it was hilarious truly comedic relief 😂😂😂.
Trump holding up the baby is eerily similar to Martin Sheen holding up the baby near the end of the Dead Zone.
Definitely
I've always compared the 2. That is art imitating life a little too accurately
Since that book and movie predates Trump, it could be said that it's life imitating art. So let's just hope that Trump never again gets anywhere near the nuclear football.
@@xmiller7691 exactly
So im guessing biden supporters dont want the border secure and are welcoming all migrants including the radical muslims. Yall are the stupidest ppl on the planet. Trump2024
‘You do you…’ Bahahaha!!! 😂😂😂
Love your show Jimmy ❤❤❤
You have to think about it when during the Trump Administration he had a hard time getting sports teams especially ones that were heavily black to come and see him at the White House after they won the championship but then Biden gets visited by fucking Captain America
That was great! Thank you
The red marks on the Poser's hands are food stains.
Or he grabbed a woman’s ..... at the wrong time of the month.
Ketchup stains.
Bacon fingers
Oh, I'm sorry, women are supposed to like Trump? I was not aware that we are supposed to like someone who is on recording that it's ok to SA a woman. I love you Jimmy, and I do not have any respect for someone who is disrespectful to a woman's body and voice.
The ones that know better than to mouth off do 😂
@@Kenny49ERS that's not funny at ALL.
@@kristinakoenig7412 you’ve never met one of these women. I’m sorry. Well, they’re the ones who like Trump.
There are still some neanderthals that don't even want women and black people voting. Barefoot and pregnant servile nothings, and that's why they're so triggered by Strong Women like Taylor Swift. 🌊
They know women will never let Trump back into our White House again.
@@Kenny49ERS well, as a victim of DV and SA, I will never, ever again, stay quiet. Hate me if you want to.
A GED has a few limitations.
Leap year every election year, they're both every four years on the same year.
The prevailing awkward pauses for laughter that isn’t coming…
Don't you understand Jimmy? MTG and Trump are God sent... as long, as you don't make them read! 🤦
Thank you Jimmy!!! 😂
loved the song at the end!!!!
😻😻😻😻😻 5/5 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
Biden is so going to win the election🎉🎉🎉!!! Vote blue vote blue!!!!
Joe Biden doesn't know that his son didn't die in Iraq...
He’ll only win if people actually vote. Don’t get complacent!
Look, I’m not going to speak on whether Trump is going to win or not, but Biden’s approval rating is 38%, and it’s been below 50% since mid-2021. Support for him has tanked among young people and Muslim Americans alike. Trump may have lost in 2020, but I wouldn’t count him out, especially when most of the country views Biden like he’s a dementia patient
Success is not just about talent or circumstances, but about the choices we make, the effort we put in, and the mindset we cultivate.
honestly, i didn't know what success meant until I started facing my reality and stopped being ignorant and started Identifying opportunities.
you can find good investments or trade decisions opportunities a lot here on CZcams
Sure, I think is a lot easier to know when you meet one
the conversationis are professional and outlined when you meet the right ones
but I learnt from a very good mentor. now I can run trades on my own and join Live trade sessions any time he's on Live classes
a mom let him hold her baby? yuck
Jimmy is wearing the fancy jacket tonight
I'd have liked the fiddle if it was good
There is a reason the February full moon is called the snow moon. This year it’s a micro moon.
So…shrinkage?
Micro dosing the snow?
I hadn’t realised AI had become sentient. It must have considering the amount of people blaming AI for their own faults.
We don't have an extra day of winter just because February has 29 days instead of 28 😂that's not how nature works
That noise was a joke going right over your head
Please call Trump the EX-President or the former President. I cringe when I hear him called President Trump,
Dear Democrat,
Get over your irrational fear, blind hatred, toxic ego & snobbery please. Your hatred cannot dictate the world. There has been war & chaos before Trump and after Trump. Maybe you privileged people don't face the consequences of your votes, although i think you do have your freedoms stripped away in secret, but we in the developing nation surely do suffer the consequences of war mongering American establishment. So please throw away your stigmas and vote for Donald Trump under whom the world had more peace, economic stability and especially sovereignty. The working class strongly stands besides Trump.
Thank You,
A sincere Indian.
Ex-"President", actually
@@user-md4di6yg2pFORMER president.
LMFAO @ "Look, 90% of toddlers out there can't do what President Trump did"
Gee, with Marge, Bobo Bobert and tRump the GQP is a mess!
Trump Experiencing Swift Decline ❤
It's Jimmy Fallon
as far as I am informed, the moon is not shrinking, it's moving away from earth at a rate of 1.5 inches a year.
Thank you. ❤
That "Jack Snyder" guy was spot-on with the Trump BS spin on everything
"A.I." AKA Heinz 👀
You mean Ms. Peach Tree Dish mispronounced another word? Shocker. 🙄
As a female vote I wish I could explain just how much I despise trump but if I did explain I'd surely be banned from CZcams for life & after life.
SPELLING: Fe-bru-ary... PRONOUNCED: Feh-brew-airy ~D
yes
Great job Joe, love you.💞
Happy black history month!!!
Is that why the share market is rallying ? Huh...
I'm a white college educated Suburban Woman, who definitely will be voting for Joe Biden
MARK RUFFALO 😂
My woman is more of a Trumper than I am!
You might need to poll more than just a handful of friends.
Mike Kilkenny cameo!
Women will bring him down 💙
Ili autor pesme The Way I Loved You
I just wondered how was trying to Defer Attention away from him self and in time and Patience he Refilled himself,
Donald Trump is in deep, deep Troubled and he knows it. He knows that he can't win but.
What do you do with someone like this? He will not go away!!!
Can men have babies Jimmy Fallon? Why yes of course they can!
Noooooooooo not the moon!
February is black history month
Georgia voters aren’t you embarrassed
As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model, I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.
how is trump even allowed to sit for presedent again thats madness
Does jimmy ever not talk about trump?
Ok. Who was that shirtless camera man
I've heard that MGT has dementia
After Donnie call: "surburban women, would you please love me", he gets lot of responses from Taylor Swift, Cassidy Hutchinson, Fannie Willis, E Jean Carol, Letitia James, and last but not least, Alina Habba, etc.
Maybe its Maybelline would be perfect for Trumps ....ugh.... campaign 😅
The more scared the traitors get the more they lie. FJB GOD BLESS TEXAS!
love 🎻
😂
that last section was embarrassingly weak . it must be tough to try and put material like that over.
🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
Vote blue America ‼️
Sam Rockwell and Jack Whitehall’s names don’t sound similar at all.
The moon is shrinking! We are just gonna skip the end of world. How long do we have?
Yall ignoring Billie Eilish, she did the same thing Taylor did but took sides and put texas on blast.
Me
#ImpeachMarjorieTaylorGreene
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