WOMEN - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani
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- čas přidán 5. 10. 2022
- Hello Dosto,
Finally I am back with this video after this small festive season i hope you love this video and you keep sharing it with every WOMAN in your life.
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Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai. To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer and Special Thanks to (for mentoring me throughout): Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Rajiv Barse
The Habitat Video Team: Vivian Castelino, Aaditi Hirani, Harsh Shah
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Special thanks to Silly Fazal Anugrah Abhi and Saurabh
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First I thought he was a typical comedian joking about sex ,but at the end the message gave by him is truly inspiring.
What massage ? Tum apni maa ko 10 logo ke sath sex krne ke baad uski tarif karogi kya ?
He is just propogating his paid propoganda, tumne dekha nahi isne love jihad ki baat kii hi nahi , sharadha aftab jaisa seen bataya?
Awwww! 😁👍
Mujhe bhi starting ke jokes ajeeb to the kaafi and last part seems to balance out (ki kahi controversy ka ho jaye )
Exactly
You need to understand this better..you would realise why women only think from their view point
The person who wrote subtitles is doing comedy in his own world 😂
@@sailaab jitna dimag tune subtitles ko decode krne me lagaya haina utna padayi me lagata to aaj kam se kam chaprasi ki naukri kar rha hota 🙂
Tere jaise napunsak hermaphrodites ki soch.. naukri... woh bhi janitors, peon, security guard (cough: chowkidaar) se upar jaa nahin sakti.
I feel for you mate, even if I do not relateba to you.
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There is q concept of 'self employment'or being a 'professional'.
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I am pretty sure.. you might have to go to you mommy or 'quora' to get to know what those terms mean.
Since you are a dumbphuck.
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Bachhe.. log Escort/ Gigolo/ CSW ban kar.. apni life itney achhe se jee rahein hein... jitni tere Dada, Nana, Papa, Mama apni apni betworth ek saath mila le.. tab bhi tereko waisi life nahin de paaenge.
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My bad if you are demotivated buddy. But I make more in a day or two.. by licking juicy pushy.. than you might ever make in a month.
And sometimes I do not even have to perform cunnilingus on anyone.. but just be around them for company, only listen to them
AND STILL MAKE 15-20 TIMES MORE.. than you will ever make Venomi beti.
@@MENACE_VENOM
@@abhay.rajak18 Nahi degi bhai mat try kar🙂
@@MENACE_VENOM my bro got the point 🫂
@@MENACE_VENOM exactly 😂😂😂😂
It requires so much talent to talk about this much sensitive and serious topic with a great humour ❤️
Personally I totally agree with his last 2 lines....Why are you guys asking for Dowry??Why don't you marry an Employed girl...😂 It's not only more profitable but also more respectable man❤😂
Ha khud non virgin ho to support karogi hi aakhir ho to tum ran* di
As being a girl I must say that you have a great upbringing 👏👏. A lot of respect to you ☺️ . Hats off to you . We need more men like you 🤩🤩
I have never seen a comedian who can address these issues with such sensitivity and humour.....which is amazing 🥰😂👏
I like this kind of personality 🙂
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U r right 👍# just Indian society things
i think he has made so many non veg jokes which are really vulgar that his social issue adress is not worth it
Ha ab ja bartan dhone
You know what the difference between Vivek and other comedians out there? This guy knows how to work for a cause. I have never seen such serious and important issues being addressed in such a light-hearted manner, where people are actually listening. He works in his talent beautifully. Well done.
19:30 javed se pyar karo phir baadme shradha ki tarah fridge enjoy karo
Actually he's just using social topics to again attention anyone who is actually interested will say for both ways...he will criticised for both men & women to not indulge in unfair body count and then ask for virgin...if he was actually interested he would have also criticised sarkari Naukri mindset of girls parents...he knows well how to market social topics...and ppl like you thinks he is actually working for social cause😂
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@@isolated.wallflower when men can expect dowry, virgin bride, good in bed, must make babies, can be controlled, isn't dominating and still choose to cheat then what's wrong in expecting secure future or job from men? The same men won't usually prefer a divorced, already married women.
@@isolated.wallflower dude woh bhi kiya hai, height wala video dekho
the new gen comedians are BANGING!!
how sincerely he conveyed the msg thru his art of comedy.
We need more men like you. The way you addressed those "necessary evils in the society" is applaudable.
Dowry , menstruation, virginity,color,caste,and other show me any other comedian used this in one single video.
God save this man.🥰
Larki ki value uski virginity me hai. Larki ka past matter karta hai. Yeh Vivek khud mauga hai aur hum jaise larko ko namard bolta hai. Hum Larke apna self respect compromise nhi karte is Vivek hijra ki tarah.
Caste??🤔🤔
Roast also 😂😂
@@vineet_6969 yesss 😂
@@sarthiksharma7269 yes 19:49 watch 😂
little bit.
for the very first time i saw a stand up comedian address boy's molest stories in a humurous way..brilliant concepts used. this video needs more millions.
i just love u man,,, you're so precious... thanks for talking about your feelings and understanding other girls feelings too. you are doing great... I'm sure you will be really successful .... I'm such a fan of yours since I saw your first stand up comedy ..... keep up the great work;)
this man idk it's his upbringing Or his life lessons but we need more ppl like him. such a superb man he is. And he has really grown up and is doing so good
Meri to jandagi badal gayi ye sunke😅
I agree ise simp behaviour bhi bolte h
A comedian like you is what audience needs
A boy with this awareness is what every girl needs
and a thinking like you is what India needs
hatsss off👏👏👏
Phir Usne Love Jihad ke End Result ke bare me Kyu Nahi Bataya ??
Mann the way you express sensitive topics in such a humorous way!♥️♥️ Lots of love to youuu!
Never seen anyone touching such topics with this much sensitivity and that too in a humorous way.....a big salute ☺️
Ye accha topic hai then i prefer you to watch this with your family
@@officialshivamsoni9971 lmao some fools like you will still criticise.
the perfect balance of humour , comedy , being non offensive nd spreading /giving correct information without making everyone cringe
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
@@hahahaha6671 but I think when he said hai na faizal toh vo subtly love jihad ko point out kiya tha
@@shivanimanna8645 nope he specifically said " but oski khushiya toh javed k sath thi " to promote such marriages but didn't mentioned anything related to love jihad.
@@hahahaha6671 ohh axa haa love jihad mn jyada brahmin or dalit ldkiya hi fs rhi hn. 😔bhaiya woke hn kya mtlb?
@@shivanimanna8645 woke Aur beta man
This standup was great, just as the comedian.... Love the way you convey messages that are needed to be rooted in the society❤...But, that one woman who laughed like a classic villan...
Behen, kanchana 5 me aawwaaz dena apni💜😂..
His Appreciable Talent:-
1) Social Awareness in a Sarcastic way
2) Using own tragedy as a Humorous Story
3) Respect towards Women
4) Creating a humorous Environment on the stage which helps his jokes to be seemed more hilarious
5) On point Punchlines
6) Making the punchlines so obvious which makes the audience laugh before the end of the joke.
His Only Negative Element:-
1)Vulgar jokes & explicit language
BTW love from ur neighbor PAKISTAN🇵🇰
Your opinion is your opinion and not a fact.Good people also make vulgar jokes for comedy.If u get offended u can kindly leave.
@@uguess3609 yah bro I already left watching his videos to stay away from s*x jokes but ma point is what everyone doing isn't necessarily a ryt thing to do. Ryt is ryt & wrong is wrong. That's it!
@@UFQadri Your opinion...they are funny to the audience who find it funny.
@@uguess3609 ok dude no offenses, no issues. U find it funny & enjoying, so enjoy it. Do what U want & keep up with it. I know not everyone thinks the same & we can't force them to do so.😊✌
I don't understand how this guy can respect women and cuss someones mother or sister at the same time.
Oh my god I can't imagine a comedian can address such important sensitive issues like this on a show and spread awareness and remind people to be kind and respectful to others . I also like the fact that he addressed abuse against men as well bcoz abuse feels horrible to anyone irrespective of your gender. I like how he supports equality, I feel so proud to be a follower of him bcoz he is not just a comedian but an excellent human being . Loved your work bro❤️we need more of such content. Thanks for being so thoughtful . Hope to meet you personally on your show . You are making human, humans❤️
Ya true this is the first guy who talked about womens problems withou demonising men :) thats really appreciable
Btw i am bhattacharya too 😃
really ? LIKE SERIOUSLY ?
Literally some of ur lines got relate to me..n hit a goosebumps all over ❤....was so relatable..... respect++++++
he's the only comedian i found who spreads social messages in every of his video and cracks really funny jokes.
fr ur disrespecting other comedians who might be seeing your comment bruv...
u could have said that he is one of the comedian not just the only one
and also he cracks truly sexist jokes ( no complains about it cuz its his choice)
i think thats why u didnt get a heart which 90% of the comments have lol😂
A perfect balance of comedy nd how to understand/treat a girl . Hats off to you bhai 👏🙇♂️
He always drops a social message with his flawless comedy.
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
@@hahahaha6671 +++++++
@@hahahaha6671 wahi toh dude. Ye sab fundings ka khel h , normalising love jihad , normalising premarital sex etc
He is a new comedian but his reach is in next level. He will be really going up📈
Whatta a set !!! Absolutely loved him . Saw him just today and can't stop binging his videos.. A big fan already ❤
In my state West Bengal Dowry is almost vanished, and people are quite advance in case of women equality. You did a great job by addressing all these social evils in a way that is thoughtful on the same time fun twist
Alimony/Maintenance bhi vanish ho gyi hai kya?
@@batch49 I know a lot of women who did mutual divorce without any alimony since most women in West Bengal are working women.
Yeah like i have seen people not taking dowry anymore in bengal but i still used to thought that it gotta be there somewhere we ain't seeing but recently two of my frnd got married and they were so against it and denied to marry if any way they are given dowry so they denied taking dowry ....but what amazed and shocked me was that the fathers of the two girls were trying to like give them a whole lotta cash...but yeah its nice to see that men in india or in some particular places changing and not just changing but leading these changes ...
@@atheist_insaan as a Bengali girl, I'll say that dowry in literal miney might look like it's gone but it still happens. And things happen without saying like the girl's father won't give money but will maybe buy a flat or a car or a motorbike, beds, almirah dressing table, fridge etc because "your daughter will use them
Not us" - said by groom's family. But yes, literally no one asks for money these days.
@@NayanaVlogss I know a million others who sucked every penny out of her ex husbands
As a society we need more such comedians and stand ups like you ...!!
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
saying such things on a comedy set is extraordinarily amazing!!!! Proud of u dude..........
Some of his...deep thoughts and pure respect towards...girls ...♥️took my heart..!!! Keep going vivek bhai...,❤️..
This guy is giving information and entertainment parallely... Hats off to you vivek 🦋
It was the worst comedy i have ever seen .. i have watch alot stand ups .. seriously it was the worst
Can I be yours ???? Anshika ?
@@shivamdubey2418 true lol
@Anshika, From this comedy, he deserves hats off only. 😊
@@gauravpratap8396 haha , if it's comedy... Then porn actress are doing a lot of comedy there ... See that
I was so uncomfortable as a woman watching this stand-up, but it was so accurate to truth and true to reality 🤣🤣🤣
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
@@hahahaha6671 Dude stop spamming 🙄
Uncomfortable because¡¿ or rather.. uncomfortable in any specific parts of the set/video?
@@deep4sure I just highlighted this point as many people missed this.
I love the way you talk about all these stuff without any hesitation. We really need more men like you. You touched the deep core our hearts. Lots of love and support ❣️❣️
Kash tumhare jaise 90℅ boys ye sochte 🤗🤗🤗
HE'S THE EXAMPLE OF A TRUE ENTERTAINER! LOVED IT! DOESN'T SHY AWAY AND IS CONFIDENT AF TO DO WHATEVER ADDS TO THE SET.
The way he told his molest story .. it was breath taking ... Fantastic man , I am so sure if a girl was suppose to say the same , we all might have been in tears but this guy is flawless , perfect and the best in the business
It's so good to see that atleast someone is putting light on such delicate and important topics which need consideration of society yet neglected .... Good work❤
Amazing like amazing the best of all till now in this genre🥰😘
His skills are totally unmatchable! Touching extremely sensitive subjects with light vibe without losing seriousness and intensity of taboo topics. I’m sure he will succeed in understanding women 🤍
dude mai kahne baitha tha aur tumhari video aa gyi....i guess i am lucky
Khana khate waqt standup dekhne ka bhi alag hi maza hai😂😂
Bhai gajab
Dude I'm not lying but srsly meine washroom m tha tab dekha yeh vdo
@@afac_ke_memes noice😂
@@strangrsays heaven 😌
As a feminist, this is the best ever standup comic I've ever watched. The way you humoured your way out of the unfair, judgemental and misfounded crap of the society was amazing. That tampon one, women wanting cars and money, unsolicted d*ck videos and the golddigger joke was *chefs kiss*. Never saw a man talking about such issues with zero male ego. Had one too many great laughs and I gave you a standing ovation from my house here at Jammu during the ending part. Loved this yrr!!
True.💯
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
feminist 😂😂
Yess exactly i felt the same
watch karunesh talvaar
Recently i found you, an u will amazed! Seriously i watched more than 10 videos of your in one day. And finally reached this videos. I surprised u r not just a comedian, stand up, tummler, humorist... Etc...etc ( whatever people called u) you r a great human being and true feminist.
Hats off bro... Keep shining🎉❤❤
Perfect example of
First impression is not necessarily correct impression
Kudos to you❤
No perfect words to appreciate you ! Imagine the extent of awareness you are making by using your profession this rightfully. If this is even leading to 1% change ,you deserve highest level of respect. More strength and prosperity to you💫
yeah right
It feels illegal to watch this for free!! Superb set man!
I just love this man so much he can literally cure me from depression! I really love your work Vivek and that you bring up these issues about women in the society so elegantly and that's what makes you my favourite comedian! Always gonna support you Vivek!❤️
dude this man literallly you cant miss any line superb
How smoothly everytime he presents social issues with comedy ....hats off 🙌
Your upbringing is great👍👍
We should respect women & people should teach their sons how to behave!!!
I've been watching your videos since week...!!💫 Now you are my favourite standup comedian 👏👏 well done..! Keep going 👍🏻
I really really wish for your growth, cause no one else has talked about these topic in such a great way . I really hope that our future generations these these education
This was one of the best stand-ups I've seen recently! You tackled so many societal problems in a fun way loved it!! ❤️🙌🏻👏🏻
This guy really taught Guys a very big LESSON, 25 MIN of my life was the best jokes and Humour ✨ Vivek bhaiya really appreciated 🙏🏻❤️
He gives a message with his comedy to the world. This guys is brilliant
Wow! Just amazing! The whole video went with ups and downs of emotions! Bringing out the change in the society that's needed along with humour! Great work!
Real respect for you brother. And love the fact you were not feared to talk about these things thinking that they will ruin your act and it didn't. In it made your show more amazing. Being a girl (who faced some issues due to the society) you made my heart warm and made me laugh too. Feels good to know that there are some men like you too in this world. Lots and lots of love ❤ ❣ 💕
Addressing sensitive issues, double meaning sex jokes this guy is just amazing
I love the way he deliver these topics in such a nice way 😭💗
Excellent job I can see how women respecting you not coz of your comedy but the way you point out such a issue about which no politician and not a single comedian talk about dont change yourself be what you are ❤️😀 always
You're a genuine star! You try to portray all the things which are still happening in India today by your stand-up comedy videos and it feels so entertaining to watch this i literally watch your videos repeatedly! You will go so far in life really you have a huge talent inside you❤️
Dowry, menstruation, virginity, color, caste and even in the end how he literally supported the working women and showed that with different perspective is just mind-blowing. ❤❤
Bro literally sending love to you from this side of the screen we need more guys like you ( and me obviously I'm also an amazing guy hehe ) in our community. NAZAR COUNT: 6 Btw😂...
19:50 I like how he talked about javed and brahmin girl marriage but didn't address love jihad biased comedians like most as always.
Aag laga di bhaaaaaiii.. back to back jokes.. killer set... can't wait to see you live.. 🤩🤩
i wish this video goes viral as much as possible..much needed 🤗
Seriously it was the best comedy I have ever seen. Hats off to u ❤️.The way you brought every social issue like dowry, harrasment,homosex relationship, arrange marriage etc , the whole act is a mirror of our society. I admire you a lot for this .❤️❤️
Seriously dude!! I genuinely respect you from the core of my heart!!
I hope all upcoming comedians take inspiration from you man!! Hats off!! ❤
this is it!! this society needs more man like you, you're doing amazing!! ❤
Hat's off to you man!
What a incredible performance, you picked every social issues in one video and just nailed it with your humor.
Waiting to see you in live show 🙂.
Loved your performance 😍😍😍😍
You have told the reality of every woman living in India, with perfectly balanced comedy, humour and without using any offensive language or statements.
I totally enjoyed your performance. 💕💕
Good!
So nice of you :-)
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ab jhatpat (Vivek ko.. apna) number bhi DM kar dou.
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Phir alley saal Janvari ka muhurat nikal raha hai.
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Humko kuch nahin chahiye.. Court marriage bhi chalegi.
Your comedy never disappoints man....❤️ by the way you look amazing in this outfit 😄...
I wanted a girl whose name starts with P ... Can it be Prachi ???
Kisi ladki ko approach karne ka yahi tareeka bach gaya tha iss duniya mein ?
@@afzalrehmankhan282 🤣
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Yr koi itna awesome kese likh skta hai brilliant writing skills and the way u conveyed the reality with humor was just outstanding
your expressions while speaking each line is totally different and it looks impressive ❣
Can't appreciate you enough for this piece. Loved every second of it. Hats off to your sense of humour, wit and your awareness ❤
Vivek samtani bringing new genre of stand up 🙌🙌💙
Like seriously that last part was genuinely too good.. PROUD OF YOU BOY!!!!
I being an educated woman of 18 understanding my rights and freedom as well as trying to oppose the patriarchy of our society is still scared of losing my virginity cause i was brainwashed to think of it as a symbol of purity from childhood, and this idea has been instilled in my head. Seeing ur video made me realise that it's okay to have full control of ur body and being confident in ur authority over it.
mind blowing..he nailed every jokes..full of humour 😅😅
He is the example of a true comedian which comes up with social issuess
This was the bestt.. keep it up🤍🤍🤍
15:33 Awesome😄😄........ End wala message, outstanding..
Only wish , want to see him performing live now🥺. You're way tooooo gooooood😌
Hats off Vivek! This is probably the best set I've seen! You conveyed so much by your jokes! I genuinely loved this one alottt! Keep going and keep growing!✅
The amount of respect i have for you for creating awareness in every video of yours is through the roof. Thank you for doing this. Hope to have more people like you ❤️
Love u
How do you manage to be great at your comic timings, jokes, humour and also touch such core issues ...without the audience getting to compromise their laughter
One of the next best comedian..... Issues narrating in a comic way... Highlighting every point through humor... Great respect .. Keep doing it 😇
Too good Viviek bhai a poweful social message with a blast of humour and comedy loved it !!!
last few minutes of the video just flashed a reality to every girl out there......thankyou vivek ...thankyou so much🥺💜
22:55 Damm Man You Rock
Now someone who can Change The Thought Of Our India 25:02 We are With You Bro You Rock in this video🖤
This guy brought comedy to next level❤
Just love the way he address this issues, spreading knowledge and social awareness and entertain at the same time. Vivek hats off to you and lots of love from Indore.❤
Really appreciating , the way you address social issues in such a humorous manner 👏
Tum bhi non v*rgin ho isi liye is hutiye ko support karogi hi
The moral behind the entire stand up session was excellent...
Huge respect for you sir🙏
"apsara isliye h kyuki vo extra dark hai " the way you made us laugh and inspired in the end thats just amazing ❤
This is a gem of a performance!!! firstly the length of the video and then the message along with humour... truely hatsoff man!!!
This video is a perfect blend of comedy, humour and awareness. It has given tears in eyes while laughing and goosebumps while talking over sensitive topic. Refined act! 👏👏
You are best with your sarcasm bhaiya i really loved it😮😮😮😮
Man... you're awesome ♥️♥️ Discovered you yesterday... And sad that missed your live show😢.
In love the way he addresses such social issues...I mean proud of you dude ❤️
Can't believe someone can talk about these much things in a single video with such an easy way of understanding and laugh
Found your channel randomly ❤ and bruh you got a new subscriber ❤ love your way to deliver the message to the society ❤
You give everytime a message in your every video... And in this video it was just love ♥️
This was so refreshing & absolutely phenomenal! Looking forward to more evolved comedy from you. Congratulations on an incredible set 🎉