This honestly isn't that far removed from how it sounds to outsiders. People that visit German tend to return with the impression everyone there is angry all the time.
Thanks for having a sense of humor about this. I do not speak German and I know that it's not how German's speak, but I understand it's a parody based on how non-German's hear it. I am Puerto Rican, and I once saw a spoof of a Spanish telenovela (soap opera). It was just hysterical how they went over the top with the emoting and facial expressions.
I just noticed something, made for a fun mental image. if you look at that german part just right you get "Summon Ze Kranken Wagon! " and now that's got me thinking about a giant wagon showing up pulled by a giant sea monster.
"Please describe the nature of the injury, and the circumstances by which it occurred, in as much detail as possible." *Me, looking at my friend who was attacked by a hippopotamus at the science centre while having sex dressed as Cinderella and fell onto a pile of pens inside an aeroplane.* Ummm.....
I just realized The German word for hippopotamus is translated as "the horse of Nile" (Nilpferd). In Greek, the word hippo means "horse" and the word potamus means "river". So it's basically "the horse of the river (Nile)" both in English and in German, and I think that's very cool
Ah. You know ... That completely flew past me and i speak German as a third language. I think it might be partly due to the way "Nil" ends up sounding in "Nilpferd" that i missed the connection to the Nile.
I think I was about 10 (5th Grade) when I learned that "hippopotamus" means "Nile horse". Granted, I'm 60-frickin'-years-old. But (and this is no knock at you), don't they teach simple shit like this in school anymore? Has basic natural science gone the way of cursive writing?! 😯
As someone who has spoken German all of my life, I can confirm that the language is not so angry, it's actually beautiful, and it speaks itself smoothly, and you can write Wonderful stories, and poetry in German.
absolutely. i dont know where the meme 'german sounds angry' came from, except, i mean i guess hitler shouted a lot, lol. personally, id describe the prosody of german as 'dainty'. similar to some aristocratic english dialects infact
I am born in Germany and grown up with different languages and yeah I agree that the German language is a hard and aggressive language. German who has just one mother language are used to the aggressive sound of their language and cannot hear it, but to me who speaks at home a different language sounds German quite aggressive 😅
I don't understand your point, how a language sounds to unfamiliar ears has nothing to do with the ability to write good stories or poetry in said language. You can write wonderful stories or poetry in literally all languages...
The reason why English can relate at some extent to the Latin counterparts like French, Italian or even Spanish, is because of the Norman conquest of Britain in the 11th century. Old Gallo-Romance dialects and words were exported from France to England, thus, old French had influence in the development of Middle English. If the Norman conquest would never happened, English would sound pretty much like German, Dutch or Danish since the Anglo-Saxons and other Germanic tribes of Britain originally came from those lands.
there's also a movement of English speakers trying to get rid of the French influences in the English language, and making it a 100% purely Germanic language, by bringing back Old English words that were replaced by French words, using and combining already existing English words, or taking inspirations from other Germanic languages, like German, Dutch, Frisian, Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian. surprise = overrushingfeeling airplane = flightship hospital = sickhouse ambulance = sickwagon science = lifewittship etc etc
Imagine someone introducing you to the french language by shouting french word to you. You would think that this language sound weird or you can make every language sound weird if you shout loud enough. Even if it's funny that's not the best way to introduce a language to someone.
@@IDonotHaveAGoodName I think it is because it gives you a funny entertaining side to a class making people more interested and more willing to learn the language if they find it fun.
I’ve been around on CZcams since 2008 and have seen all the great viral videos when they were new. How I managed to miss this masterpiece is a question I will always ask myself.
I'm learning German (along with a handful of other languages) and i can definitely notice the multiple words that are put together to make the final word (my favorite is hippopotamus 😂)
@☢Kalle🚀, your comment actually shows that you're really close to fascist ideology yourself. I think you would have fit in perfectly in Nazi ruled German Reich.
☢Kalle🚀 Man, what the fuck is wrong with you? At first I thought you would only make jokes but this isn’t funny anymore! The Germans today have NOTHING to do with the murder of your ancestors. And just to sort this out, I’m not german I’m austrian.
What I like about this video is not the exaggeration or the visual stereotypes (which are funny), it's just how different German words can be when compared to most others. No doubt because of the influence of Latin languages.
@@svengy7372 Yeah, you kinda have to learn the genders by heart and I don't understand things like why "ein maedchen" (a girl) is masculine but "eine Frau" (a woman) is feminine.
I am a beginner at learning Germany (A1 level) and I can say it is very logical language which I like. It is not rude as you're presenting here. You're exaggerating. Furthermore, if you speak correctly it is beautiful language.
1. aircraft 0:09 FLUG-ZEUG (fly - stuff) 2. surprise 0:19 ÜBER-RASCHUNG (over - fastness) [meaning is a bit like ambush] 3. butterfly 0:28 SCHMETTER-LING (crushing - ...) [-ling means its a small thing] 4. pen 0:35 KUGEL-SCHREIBER (ball - writer) 5. daisy 0:44 GÄNSE-BLÜMCHEN (goose - flower) 6. ambulance 0:53 KRANKEN-WAGEN (ill person - vehicle) 7. science 1:01 NATUR-WISSENSCHAFTEN (nature - science) [that one exists because things like social sciences exist too, the r in "natur" is pronounced extraordinarily hard here] 8. hippopotamus 1:14 NIL-PFERD (Nile - horse) [The Nile is a river in Egypt, Africa] 9. sex 1:23 GESCHLECHTS-VERKEHR (Gender - traffic) [The word "Sex" is a thing in Germany too] 10. I'm sorry/apology 1:31 ENT-SCHULDING (removal (of) - responsibility) [This is word is often ironical in fights like: "Sorry that I tried to help you, idiot."] 11. hospital 1:40 KRANKEN-HAUS (ill people - house) 12. Cinderella 1:51 ASCHEN-PUTTEL (ash - 'dirty girl') [In the Grimm tale she had to clean up ash] 13. canary 2:00 KANARIEN-VOGEL (canary-bird) Hope you like the inside in the meaning of these words. A lot of these are words which are built out of multiple words. For comedic effect they used words which feature hissing sounds and sharp r-s. Those are experienced as unfriendly and hostile in the ear.
I must admit that when you say something in German, you feel like you've really *SAID* something! It's a very satisfying language to speak (if that makes any sense).
I'm actually German and that German guy even sounds angry in German. And I live in the north of Germany with the really "angry" German, but that guy. woah
My first language is English, yet I find the German word "Schmetterling" when spoken how a German would actually say it, far more beautiful than the English "Butterfly". Why name something after a Fly stuck in Butter??? 🤪. Germany 🇩🇪 is a beautiful country full of wonderful people. ❤🧡💛
Mir kommt das so rüber als ob die das mit Absicht sauer ausgesprochen haben 👁️👄👁️ (warscheinlich) Ich hab noch nie jemanden so normal Krankenhaus sagen gehört. (Wenn sie normal reden) 👁️👁️✨
It is like that. When you are talking about making love in German, it sounds like you are talking about working on the transmission in your Volkswagen.
It is so funny to read that when your german because it actually is: Omg I dropped your phone, es tut mir so leid …🤣(Not trying to be mean or something)
Himbeerbluete 7 Yes I know. I looked it up. It is like another way for Germans to say sex. Like for us intercourse, coitus etc. They just chose the most absurd word...but still it was too funny. Haha.
@@horanghaebtches6751 Naw, it does. Well, not exactly like that but take it from a German - our language is all hard angles and way too many syllables. In fact there are an awful lot of day-to-day words in our language that are so long we ourselves use acronyms instead. A personal car is called a "Personenkraftfahrzeug" - PKW or more commonly just "Auto". We don't have a short version of brassiere, so we use the awkward acronym of "BH" for the rather prudish and inelegant word of "Büstenhalter". Other words are so atrociously unwieldy we employ anglicized and inaccurate descriptives instead. A mobile phone or just mobile is officially called "Mobiltelefon" but we colloquially use "Handy", which butchers not just one language but two! There are more than a dozen different words for "burger" in German, probably in an attempt to differentiate from the German word for citizen, which is "Bürger". A "Hamburger" is not only a burger but also a person native to the city of Hamburg but still "burger" is so much more convenient that none of the many local German translations for it could compete on a national level. I could list many, many more such examples just off the top of my head but I think you get the idea. There is a reason why English is considered the world- and world trade language. The British Empire deliberately reformed the English language for that very purpose over the course of its existence. It is simple yet elegant in its simplicity and very easy to learn in both writing and spoken language. In a global comparison it has very few eccentricities and while not as complex and descriptive as other languages its modular structure makes it by far the most efficient at communicating ones thoughts. As someone who easily gets his tongue in a twist i must say I am immensely grateful to the British for their contribution to mankind's linguistic culture. ^^
@@carolinefranck6155 ahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha I need to take a breath hahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I gotta say i dont like how my mothertongue is displayed here, but its probably a good way of showing how to do sounds like 'r' and 'sch' to someone who wants to learn it
Mavors44 I don't know about the italian guy, but the french girl and the spanish guy were ok, sure, they are not native speakers but they have a good pronunciation
Others using body languages and the German one is standing motionless. It just makes me smile to imagine a German person yelling and making eye contact with us while he's speaking about a nice topic. And he/she doesn't even blink
![German Meme Compilation [English Subtitles with Context]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XT9p5ZIa6Vc/mqdefault.jpg)
The German "sorry" makes it sound like it's your fault
Entshuldigen Sie! Excuse you! Yeppers. It does sound that way. 'Entschuldige mich' sounds better to English speakers.
Omg 😆
😂
As a person with German ancestry, I can confirm that that is the idea of how sorry is pronounced.
I can speak german
When someone is in need of medical attention but you live in Germany:
RELEASE THE KRANKENWAGEN
No
Underrated
Send him to the KRANKENHAUS!!!
Man thats really funny lmao
lmao
As a German it's so funny how other countries think we pronounce the words. We don't speak like this but I can't stop laughing at this. 😭
This honestly isn't that far removed from how it sounds to outsiders. People that visit German tend to return with the impression everyone there is angry all the time.
@@tek512 I don’t know to which Germany u went. Germans sound actually rlly nice.
Lejla Lemic, prava svabica nema sta hahahaha
@@mixra🤔 this ain't 1990s
Thanks for having a sense of humor about this. I do not speak German and I know that it's not how German's speak, but I understand it's a parody based on how non-German's hear it. I am Puerto Rican, and I once saw a spoof of a Spanish telenovela (soap opera). It was just hysterical how they went over the top with the emoting and facial expressions.
Bystander: "OMG He's been hurt, someone call somebody."
German: "S U M M O N Z E K R A N K E N W A G O N"
I just noticed something, made for a fun mental image. if you look at that german part just right you get "Summon Ze Kranken Wagon! " and now that's got me thinking about a giant wagon showing up pulled by a giant sea monster.
@@CrossRoadsOfTime Sounds like a solid monster for DND lol
Hol den Krankenwagen.
Krankenwagen kommt schon
"Please describe the nature of the injury, and the circumstances by which it occurred, in as much detail as possible."
*Me, looking at my friend who was attacked by a hippopotamus at the science centre while having sex dressed as Cinderella and fell onto a pile of pens inside an aeroplane.* Ummm.....
The German word for surprise definitely was a surprise.
Nah it’s called blitzkrieg
Hahahahahaha, lol
@@delta9827 :O
UBERRASUNG
@@delta9827 *PaNzEr ElitE*
Imagine going to your house then 40 people screams Überraschung at the same time for your birthday 😂
hhahahahahahahahahhaha
Hahahahahahahaha
This is why here we prefer to use Surprise 😂
"Surprise!"
*"Ü B E R R A S C H U N G ! ! !"*
Literally the scenario I imagined when I heard the German version😂
Fun fact: when you shout in German, it sounds like you're shouting
Germany launguage is different voice. It also Europe language.
I just realized
The German word for hippopotamus is translated as "the horse of Nile" (Nilpferd). In Greek, the word hippo means "horse" and the word potamus means "river". So it's basically "the horse of the river (Nile)" both in English and in German, and I think that's very cool
Ah. You know ... That completely flew past me and i speak German as a third language. I think it might be partly due to the way "Nil" ends up sounding in "Nilpferd" that i missed the connection to the Nile.
@@ems7623 it flew past me too. And considering I'm a native Greek and hadn't realized what "hippopotamus" means this whole time, this is worrisome
in dutch it's nijlpaard aka nile horse as well
Huh, interesting. So that's three nations that don't know what a horse looks like.
I think I was about 10 (5th Grade) when I learned that "hippopotamus" means "Nile horse".
Granted, I'm 60-frickin'-years-old. But (and this is no knock at you), don't they teach simple shit like this in school anymore? Has basic natural science gone the way of cursive writing?! 😯
No one:
Germans: *KRANKENHAUS*
Versuche es doch mal besser auszubrechen als er etwas zarter das griegst du hin😂😂
@@janapl5240 halt echt so😂
This is fake i was born i Germany
Lol it makes more sense than Hospital. Krankenhaus directly means sick-house
Sickness + House
House for sick persons.
Hey mom i have *NATURWISSENSCHAFTEN* homework
HAHAHAHAHA
In swedish it’s NATURVETENSKAP like wtf
Mama. Ich habe Naturwissenschaften auf.
Hey Mama ich habe Naturwissenschafts Hausaufgaben auf
Naturwissenschaften is translated to “Nature Science” to science in general is “Wissenschaft”
As someone who has spoken German all of my life, I can confirm that the language is not so angry, it's actually beautiful, and it speaks itself smoothly, and you can write Wonderful stories, and poetry in German.
absolutely. i dont know where the meme 'german sounds angry' came from, except, i mean i guess hitler shouted a lot, lol.
personally, id describe the prosody of german as 'dainty'. similar to some aristocratic english dialects infact
honestly, i don’t understand why german is joked for it so heaviky
I am born in Germany and grown up with different languages and yeah I agree that the German language is a hard and aggressive language. German who has just one mother language are used to the aggressive sound of their language and cannot hear it, but to me who speaks at home a different language sounds German quite aggressive 😅
I don't understand your point, how a language sounds to unfamiliar ears has nothing to do with the ability to write good stories or poetry in said language. You can write wonderful stories or poetry in literally all languages...
When u are born German - u are used to your language. But for someone who speaks it as a secondary language - no, just no 😂
The reason why English can relate at some extent to the Latin counterparts like French, Italian or even Spanish, is because of the Norman conquest of Britain in the 11th century. Old Gallo-Romance dialects and words were exported from France to England, thus, old French had influence in the development of Middle English. If the Norman conquest would never happened, English would sound pretty much like German, Dutch or Danish since the Anglo-Saxons and other Germanic tribes of Britain originally came from those lands.
this is only partly true. Britain was seized by romans until 400 a.d.
So the queen 👸 and king 🤴 Charles are Germans??
Спасибо большое за объяснение 🙏
it's also the reason why English spelling is so inconsistent, because it takes words from other languages with different spelling and writing rules.
there's also a movement of English speakers trying to get rid of the French influences in the English language, and making it a 100% purely Germanic language, by bringing back Old English words that were replaced by French words, using and combining already existing English words, or taking inspirations from other Germanic languages, like German, Dutch, Frisian, Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian.
surprise = overrushingfeeling
airplane = flightship
hospital = sickhouse
ambulance = sickwagon
science = lifewittship
etc etc
The broken Italian is making me laugh more than the angry German dude.
@Lizzy Grant that's Argentinian Spanish 😂
“Maripotha”
“Sienza”
@@shrektheswampless6102 so...italianized spanish
The Italian accent is so wrong
Fun fact: „Geschlechtsverkehr“ literally translates to “Gender traffic”
Really
Human trafficking
Funny fun fact
It translates to sex traffic
Little bit unfair. "Verkehr" translates to both "intercourse" and "traffic".
Think how "relations" in English has multiple meanings.
Love how even butterfly in German sounds like something coming from a Luftwaffe assembly line lol
One of my favorite YT videos of all time. So thankful that this exists! Thank you for the belly laughs!
My german teacher showed this to us on the first day of the class, simply the best way to introduce german as a whole in a fun way
Imagine someone introducing you to the french language by shouting french word to you. You would think that this language sound weird or you can make every language sound weird if you shout loud enough. Even if it's funny that's not the best way to introduce a language to someone.
@@IDonotHaveAGoodName I think it is because it gives you a funny entertaining side to a class making people more interested and more willing to learn the language if they find it fun.
@@jutsum1019 yeah probably
@@IDonotHaveAGoodName if something isnt interesting then it gets boring fast, it will at least make the one learning interested at first
Still better than the NS way
You know what’s funny?
I live in Germany and the pharmacist‘s name from out local pharmacy is Mr. Führer..
IM DEAD
😂
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY
Too many bad taste gags can follow that one
Mrs Fahrenheit mr. Leader?
@@ginger9772 I'm from Arizona
BANG BANG
As a German I am laughing every day about my language. I Love our language🤣
L o s e r
Love from Kyrgyzstan. I love how sounds German
😂
Well if you laugh too much then you might get stomach cramps and then need to call the KRRRRAAANNKENWAGON!! *pounds table for emphasis*
I’ve been around on CZcams since 2008 and have seen all the great viral videos when they were new. How I managed to miss this masterpiece is a question I will always ask myself.
Speaking German in front of my friends and they’re always like “you don’t sound German” just because I’m not spitting out my words lol
ARSCH-LOCH
Lmao
@@coinstudiocrosstec8745 N A Z I
@@remusny N E I N
Fich dich
Teacher: Okay everyone please have a pen or pencil on your desk for the test!
Me: Hey dude can I borrow a KUGELSCHREIBER?
S-s-sure dude *gives handgun*
I would do something similar.
Man sagt nie Kugelschreiber man sagt kulli
Underrated comment
ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMYY!!!!
I'm learning German (along with a handful of other languages) and i can definitely notice the multiple words that are put together to make the final word (my favorite is hippopotamus 😂)
The word for ambulance makes the ambulance go in the other direction
Guy: *Heart attack*
Me: omg that guy is having a heart attack
My german friend: quick call the *KRANKENWAGEN*
*Bruh*
That sentence doesn't make sence.
Few days later ya friend chillin in the KRAnKENHAUS
Bruh I agree with that username
Has he arrived the the *KRANKENHAUS* ?
I’m disappointed “geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung” wasn’t a part of the video.
why germans don't play scrubble:
i.imgur.com/8Vf0j83.jpg
Man i feel you
@@haewien That is actualy realy easy -_- but I am just sayin (AnSpieLung)
@@einfachnurich4800 If THAT is easy in German god help me tryna learn it...
@@casual_boredom7195 If you know the basics you can speak easily 🤷🏼♂️. I think the only Problems are the rules and "ch"s
That Italian guy is basically Mario in human form
“German is similar to English”
Me: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Everyone else: *calm*
This german guy: *S C H M E T T E R L I N G*
*I just love being german lmao*
@Александр Субботин fuck you
Y E S
me too
Fuck you
GaChA lIfEr
Worse than *ovid
@@ThatSlovakGuy the funny thing is ur so late you don’t get I quit gacha life months ago. But okay
I NEED TO GO TO THE *KRANKENHAUS!*
☢Kalle🚀
Tha’ fuck man?
You should also get to the *KRANKENHAUS*
@☢Kalle🚀, your comment actually shows that you're really close to fascist ideology yourself. I think you would have fit in perfectly in Nazi ruled German Reich.
☢Kalle🚀
Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
At first I thought you would only make jokes but this isn’t funny anymore!
The Germans today have NOTHING to do with the murder of your ancestors.
And just to sort this out, I’m not german I’m austrian.
YOU WILL NEED TO TAKE THE KRANKENWAGEN TO GET THERE!
@☢Kalle🚀 Well you can't blame our new generation for the mistakes of the elders
"Hey baby girl, would you like to do the old GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR?"
What I like about this video is not the exaggeration or the visual stereotypes (which are funny), it's just how different German words can be when compared to most others. No doubt because of the influence of Latin languages.
Try comparing Finnish!
TERVETUOLA!
Word: cinderella
German: A S S P U D D L E
A S H P U D D L E
Thats underrated
A S C H E N P U T T E L
Isnt aspuddle Is asputtel
@@magjcarts6142 it’s Aschenputtel
If you speak German that way, you get into a psychiatric hospital 😂😂😂😂(I am german)
Calgon, take me away!!!!
You mean PSYCHIATRISCH KRANKENHAUS!
using a KRAKENWAGEN?
I heard if a German fais his drivers test a German father would put his son in for psychological testing to see what is wrong
Oliver Kattner 😂😂😂😂 no joke
The German man is putting his full energy into it.
It’s been 8 years and this is still a gem
As someone who has just started learning German this makes me even more excited to learn it.
I think I’m falling in love with a language.
as a person who is learning this level 16 years long, I can say, Germans dont speak Like this in real life, It is exaggerated
I wish you luck with the grammar 'die' 'der' 'das'
@@svengy7372 ikr
Dude, I feel the same way I love Germany 🇩🇪 ❤️
@@svengy7372 Yeah, you kinda have to learn the genders by heart and I don't understand things like why "ein maedchen" (a girl) is masculine but "eine Frau" (a woman) is feminine.
entschuldigung sounds like a harry potter spell
TechGaming hell no🤣🤣
TechGaming 100th like
Definitely not
if you think that sorry is so strong so yes :D :D :D
Itd be a Canadian spell because Entschuldigung translates back to English as I am sorry. You can also say Es tut mir leid
2023 and I still come back to this video regularly lol
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this over the years.... This never ceases to amuse me
Wait, you forgot my favorite:
English: colorful
French: coloré
Italian: colorato
Spanish: vistoso
German: *_B U N T_*
Spanish: colorido
Indonesia : warna
@@bambangwidianto2588 haha
If you say colorato in italian it means coloured....
Italiano: Colore
How do you say "bra" in German?
*Holdzemfrumfloppen*
As a German I can assure you: This is pretty accurate.
hold them from flopping?
How does your comment not have 1k likes
So how we say Bruh in english normal speed. You'd have to say this fast? Or this comes out fluently fast? That sounds clean though.
I like that! Although the actual word for bra is just as funny. "Büstenhalter" - literally "bust holder"
I am a beginner at learning Germany (A1 level) and I can say it is very logical language which I like. It is not rude as you're presenting here. You're exaggerating.
Furthermore, if you speak correctly it is beautiful language.
Logical.
The opposite of "umfahren" is "umfahren"
and also elegant, gloves is Handschuhe HANDSHOES ahahahahah
Why did I start imagining a slaughter house when he said hospital in German lol
The main reason the German words sound out of the ordinary, or loud, is because the German guy is literally yelling lol
Ye
Yeaa...
Often yes, lol. Also they take liberty of picking synonyms, because if they had shout Ambulanz instead of Krakenwagen it would be just too obvious
no not really, it sounds particularly aggressive or "angry" because of the harsh phonemes used; german is quite dense with plosives
Its satire… probably
English: Speed
German: BLITZKRIEG
😂😂
But it means a cold war
Not 'Blitzkrieg' but 'Geschwindigkeit', you ignorant...
...... Message......me.......at..... W
Geschwindigkeit aber ok
Why does it sound like I am going to end up in some sort of camp when all I wanted was directions to the hospital
This video is so funny and it makes you feel how much you really love German😊🍺
Lmaooo imagine bumping into someone and they say ENTSCHULDIGUNG! .hell, I’ll be the one apologising😂😂
This actually happened to me and dude looked so fucking terrified *^u^*
Sarah Almisned don't worry, it doesn't sound angry if you don't say it like the dude haha
Well, you laugh, i have to live with this every day :-/
:D
Orphquake yeah me too. im khaleeji and we have a pretty harsh accent and a loud voice trust me i know
As long as you say it like a normal person, you'll be fine.
I don't know, man. I think German is absolutely beautiful.
Hahaha butterfly is good in German lol 😂
Thats rigt we dont speak so
It is amazing. 'Flugzeug' translates into 'fly thing'
this is memee lol
Ich danke dir mein Freund ! Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland.
IM GERMAN AND THIS HAD ME LAUGHING WHILE I WAS SLEEPING🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Music to my ears.
I love this!!!! The German dude sounds like he is so pissed off at something! I can't stop laughing
Except when he says sex. Then he sounds psychopathically horny
Germans are always angry
1 year old comment, I know but I'm German and can confirm we are angry at most times.
they always sound like that
I Lynch
we should be mad about WWII .... the whole Europe and USA should be mad about WWII NOT the germans!
Oh my favorite Disney Princess?
Definitely *A S S I N P U D D L E*
aschenputtel
@@habibi3333 wooooosh
1:50
Disney: founded in the year 1923
Aschenputtel: 17th century
Oh I didn't know that
Es kommt immer auf die Betonung und Aussprache an xD
imagine stepping on someones shoes and u say Entschuldigung
1. aircraft 0:09
FLUG-ZEUG (fly - stuff)
2. surprise 0:19
ÜBER-RASCHUNG (over - fastness) [meaning is a bit like ambush]
3. butterfly 0:28
SCHMETTER-LING (crushing - ...) [-ling means its a small thing]
4. pen 0:35
KUGEL-SCHREIBER (ball - writer)
5. daisy 0:44
GÄNSE-BLÜMCHEN (goose - flower)
6. ambulance 0:53
KRANKEN-WAGEN (ill person - vehicle)
7. science 1:01
NATUR-WISSENSCHAFTEN (nature - science) [that one exists because things like social sciences exist too, the r in "natur" is pronounced extraordinarily hard here]
8. hippopotamus 1:14
NIL-PFERD (Nile - horse) [The Nile is a river in Egypt, Africa]
9. sex 1:23
GESCHLECHTS-VERKEHR (Gender - traffic) [The word "Sex" is a thing in Germany too]
10. I'm sorry/apology 1:31
ENT-SCHULDING (removal (of) - responsibility) [This is word is often ironical in fights like: "Sorry that I tried to help you, idiot."]
11. hospital 1:40
KRANKEN-HAUS (ill people - house)
12. Cinderella 1:51
ASCHEN-PUTTEL (ash - 'dirty girl') [In the Grimm tale she had to clean up ash]
13. canary 2:00
KANARIEN-VOGEL (canary-bird)
Hope you like the inside in the meaning of these words. A lot of these are words which are built out of multiple words.
For comedic effect they used words which feature hissing sounds and sharp r-s. Those are experienced as unfriendly and hostile in the ear.
This is awesome! Thank you!
yoo everything makes sense now
Thats actually very helpful!
DANKE.
@@anders7979 GERNE!!!!
I must admit that when you say something in German, you feel like you've really *SAID* something! It's a very satisfying language to speak (if that makes any sense).
Genau!
@@Greg-rw5xq Exactly! 😀
Joa, das würd ich so unterschreiben
Like, just saying "Krank3nhaus" feels better than saying"Hospital"
@@morganrunnels9113 it also makes sense! Krankenhaus = sick house
0:18 imagine you go to your birthday party and hear everyone yell this💀
I’m learning German in school currently and Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung is one of our vocab words so it is funny seeing it
I'm actually German and that German guy even sounds angry in German. And I live in the north of Germany with the really "angry" German, but that guy. woah
He wants to kill somebody I guess.
That guy's dialect is under psychiatric care German dialect
@@htk8581 HAHAHAHWWHHWHHSHSHSHAAH
er hats einfach gekillt HAHAHA
He sounds like he’s not gutte mit 🍺
0:19 The Germans when invading Poland.
LMFAOOO
😁😁😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The German guy sounds like he is pissed off but is holding the anger in but he just releases it in one word 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My first language is English, yet I find the German word "Schmetterling" when spoken how a German would actually say it, far more beautiful than the English "Butterfly". Why name something after a Fly stuck in Butter??? 🤪. Germany 🇩🇪 is a beautiful country full of wonderful people. ❤🧡💛
Cinderella one do
It sounds like
Prince: what’s your name?
Cinderella: ASS PUDDING!
Lol😂😂😂😂
I am dying XD
LMAO
well its kinda more like: Ashes Puddel. Im german, you can believe me.
Harry Smith LMFAOOOO
I love how the other languages they sound very calm then German: KANKENHAUS
Das heißt Krankenhaus 🤣
Mir kommt das so rüber als ob die das mit Absicht sauer ausgesprochen haben
👁️👄👁️ (warscheinlich)
Ich hab noch nie jemanden so normal Krankenhaus sagen gehört.
(Wenn sie normal reden)
👁️👁️✨
Ist er krankenhaus?
ziekenhuis
I’m from Germany and usually Krankenhaus you speak it really calm. Not KRANKENHAUS
This video has made my day
It is like that. When you are talking about making love in German, it sounds like you are talking about working on the transmission in your Volkswagen.
We don’t even say often “the word”, normally we speak the English version...
I think it is best not to speak during the act.
We say ,,Ey alde lass mal bumsen“
@@byu1510 nooooooooo😭
@@LordYoni hell yea and thats beautiful
I am Italian, I can garantee to you that the guy speaking Italian wasn't actually italian
I dunno, I mean he does have a mustache.
You‘re wrong, he has Pasta, a mustache and sounds like Mario, so he is more Italian than you are.
I can relate...
german person didn't pronounce anything right either😐
Marlene Duda
They did, they just shouted it. xD
@@theunicorn1167 really? 🙄
I find this extremely helpful for learning german
The surprise sure was a surprise
Omg i dropped your phone Im so entschuldigung
You say it wrong, it’s “Omg i dropped your phone, entschuldigung”
XD
they are actually making it sound so much more extra than it actually is I take german and it is pronounced like how an American would say it
It is so funny to read that when your german because it actually is:
Omg I dropped your phone, es tut mir so leid …🤣(Not trying to be mean or something)
Lisa Szirota I thought it was es tut mid Leid but I’m not german so idk
Surprise
Sorpresa
Sorpresa
Blitzkrieg !
i love that only 143 people get this
@@RealX2448 yea, because that avatar is so popular lol (even in my country 🇲🇨(the thicc one))
David Sirait Tf are you talking about upside down Poland?
@They Call Me A Savage yep (the asian)
Aq qoyunlu mapper 216
"Ay, he's having a heart attack!!!"
"OK, I'll go get the KRANKENWAGEN
Bro I fr just got a Duolingo Ad💀
I'm from Germany and we don't talk like this pronunciation 😂. And we say to sex, sex too and not GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR🙄
it's a joke
Yes we do say geschlechtsverkehr, du lappen
It's maybe in WWII german soilders say that.
Germany can not into joke. Only wörk, wörk, wörk...
Sandy A. Ehre entwendet
The one for sex killed me. Imagine getting frisky and asking is your significant other would like to have...Baby, let's have geschlechtsverkehr. 😂😂😂😂😂
John Gilbert we are saying sex as well😂 Geschlechtsverkehr is just another word
Himbeerbluete 7 Yes I know. I looked it up. It is like another way for Germans to say sex. Like for us intercourse, coitus etc. They just chose the most absurd word...but still it was too funny. Haha.
I actually knew the Cinderella one. I had a copy of The Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales as a kid, and Cinderella in the book was called Aschenputtel.
God i could watch this for hours
OH SHIT HE’S HURT CALL THE *KRANKENWAGEN*
GrimDeath 8 Were going to *K R A N K E N H A U S* ! XD
*WAGEN 😂😂😂😂😂
literally nobody!!! He was drunk of the beer 😂
literally nobody!!! R U German
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
*Schmetterling* sounds like an evil being spawn from hell
It doesn't if you pronounce it right... it's so sad that people think german sounds aggressiv because actually it sounds nothing like that :(
This video is probably overly exaggerated to make it sounds funny
Of course it is.
@@horanghaebtches6751 Naw, it does. Well, not exactly like that but take it from a German - our language is all hard angles and way too many syllables. In fact there are an awful lot of day-to-day words in our language that are so long we ourselves use acronyms instead. A personal car is called a "Personenkraftfahrzeug" - PKW or more commonly just "Auto". We don't have a short version of brassiere, so we use the awkward acronym of "BH" for the rather prudish and inelegant word of "Büstenhalter".
Other words are so atrociously unwieldy we employ anglicized and inaccurate descriptives instead. A mobile phone or just mobile is officially called "Mobiltelefon" but we colloquially use "Handy", which butchers not just one language but two! There are more than a dozen different words for "burger" in German, probably in an attempt to differentiate from the German word for citizen, which is "Bürger". A "Hamburger" is not only a burger but also a person native to the city of Hamburg but still "burger" is so much more convenient that none of the many local German translations for it could compete on a national level.
I could list many, many more such examples just off the top of my head but I think you get the idea.
There is a reason why English is considered the world- and world trade language. The British Empire deliberately reformed the English language for that very purpose over the course of its existence. It is simple yet elegant in its simplicity and very easy to learn in both writing and spoken language. In a global comparison it has very few eccentricities and while not as complex and descriptive as other languages its modular structure makes it by far the most efficient at communicating ones thoughts. As someone who easily gets his tongue in a twist i must say I am immensely grateful to the British for their contribution to mankind's linguistic culture. ^^
@@nanObytez-kb5ru wow ich kann gar nicht so viel lesen lmao... aber Schmetterling klingt eigendlich wirklich voll schön...
Asking directions to the garbage dump sounds more romantic in French than saying I love you in German.
“Aschenputtel” made me laugh harder than I expected to.
German girl: what do you want to do Me: I want to have 1:24
so you want to have gender traffic?
@@carolinefranck6155 ahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha
I need to take a breath hahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@KbrUmaykr Are you alive or you died of laughter?
Imagine meeting an angry German girl..
@@InvadersMustDie1918 Fick mich!
imagine even the word girl sounds softer in german then in english...
@@edelweiss- true asf
@@InvadersMustDie1918 fick dich
@@bellasimpson78 its just senseless
I gotta say i dont like how my mothertongue is displayed here, but its probably a good way of showing how to do sounds like 'r' and 'sch' to someone who wants to learn it
Even a love poem sounds like a war ultimatum in german
so basically "nice language nice language nice language ANGRY GERMAN
Veronica Clephas doesn't change the fact that German sounds weird af
T General Gee I appreciate that.
Veronica Clephas 😑😐 Geez
T General your language might sound weird for others aswell. especially if I read it angry.
Veronica Clephas well,he read it angry.U could do that with every language
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz - man lernt immer wieder was dazu ;o)
@@sabineh.6313 omg das ist ja mehr als germans in a nutshell
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Beef labeling monitoring delegation act
ah yes "Beef labeling monitoring delegation Act"
Krakenwagon has me crying😭😭😭😭
Hospital sounds like haunted house 👻
I love how he’s just casually holding a beer, yelling with suspenders on.
Welcome to Germany
"casually"?
Megan Leung it’s sarcasm
NATUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWIISSENSCHAFTEN
I swear to god i have to do this at high schoo at the biology classl. xD
K R A K EN W A G O N
Zaipor naturrrrr
Zaipor 😂😂
SCCCIIEEEENCCEEE
Fun fact: going back or forward 10 seconds goes to the previous or next (respectively) character word
I like the detail that the music stops when the german appears 😂
The "italian" guy barely got any words right...
Totally Not A Spy
Very true
Totally Not A Spy yeah lol and the French lady got a few wrong too...her pronunciation was gross too 😂
Mavors44 I don't know about the italian guy, but the french girl and the spanish guy were ok, sure, they are not native speakers but they have a good pronunciation
Mavors44 yes, maybe, but that doesn't mean he did a bad job, he has a good pronunciation, the accent is only natural
Others using body languages and the German one is standing motionless. It just makes me smile to imagine a German person yelling and making eye contact with us while he's speaking about a nice topic. And he/she doesn't even blink
In Germany we say:„ Keine Miene verziehen.“
Somebody call the krankenwagen. I’m dying here 😂
The Cinderella one kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All my fellow germans know the struggle of having an older family member speaking German and then having friends thinking they’re mad 😬
Norah Sessions same goes for russian
Yaaasss ! This is true !
No, i don't know any struggle, love my language. I am proud if people hear me talk.
Im german the stuggle is real
Norah Sessions ikr🤦🏽♀️