Fake Armor or PERFECT WAR DESIGN?!?
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"Club Diver" by Kevin MacLeod from incompetech.com.
Outro music by MDK, • ♪ MDK - Dream Eater (N... - Sport
We need a “how many layers of Wish armor does it take to stop a bullet?”
I call it ANTIFA gear... 🤣
Too many : ) but this armor is not for bullets it's more like cosplay armor. So I'm not even trying to put it down it's just that it's made for cosplay and for that it's probably pretty cool. Maybe it'll stop laser beams or plasma rifles from the future.
When they test these vest, I think they simply toss a couple rounds at the vest, and when it doesn't go through, it passes the bulletproof test.
@@JourneyOnLife While I agree that these armors are meant for cosplay or airsoft the thing is they are adversied as being actual armr and they claim in the listings that they're actually bulletproof.
I Believe he's done that
As soon as he started vacuuming I knew he was getting a new gun. 10/10 one of the best opening bit to date.
The only vacuum a man should ever use is a shopvac
@@bobborlog1677 I read that in a heavy, trucker, southern accent.
@@csquared4538 well I am a trucker and I do live in the south but I was born and raised in the northeast 70 miles from NYC so the accent is the only thing I don't have.
@@bobborlog1677 haha ah 2/3 though
Definitely one of his best intros! 👌
17:45 was a great head shot caught on camera. Truly amazing accuracy
No that was a dick shot
clever
I'm howling
For those not aware of this, the Perfect War Design claims the 'plates' are made out of neoprene, which is the material that wetsuits are made out of. Does back up their claims that it's waterproof though, not so much selling it as body armor.
Instructor Ken : Always re-stomp the groin
Matt : Always re-strike the groin, then shoot it with a .22
Scam
Yo master ken a G.O.A.T 😂
Ok this really was the perfect intro to this channel. Proof that Mere ALWAYS knows.
How does she know?! I thought the one rule was we don't tell the M(ay)ere!
Islam is the only true Religion
@@0Ciju0 Matt suddenly doing chores told Mere everything she needed to know
We never told her, for she already knows.
Most spouses will be able to recognize the behavior. It is common in two year old's who want something.
the skits keep getting better, soon your coworkers, family and you will be skilled enough to make a cinematic film.
Gonna be funny when they pull an image of matt wearing that armor and use it on wish lol
Gotta say "What caliber is it?" is a nice surprise in contrast to the expected "How much did this one cost?". It shows her priorities are in the right order.
Genius comment I gotta say.
I am laughing my butt off from that! 🤣🤣🤣
The animation of the full rounds hitting the perfect war design had me rolling 🤣
Chinamans gonna use it as a commercial now
Yeah😂🤣
@david gustafsson bro the comment and your reply made me fall out of my chair!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😂😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😂😂🤣😆😂
I didn't read this properly an thought you were talking about the paper advert bit then I kept watch hahahaha it's so good...
Low budget moment
That “hard alloy steel” must be the flak rated zipper(Velcro)
This is my favorite series of videos for sure. I love when you test Wish armor.
Lmao 🤣 the skit, she walks up to you doing dishes "what caliber is it?" 😆. I appreciate how demo is just hanging out in the shot just being demo.
THANK you! I was wondering what the hell she said.
I thought she asked, "what color is it?"
Lol I had to turn on cc to catch what she said
Definitely another skit to be added to the greatest list "what caliber is it?"
1 hr? 😁
"And remember.. don't tell Mere"
Meanwhile Mere: "I feel a disturbance in the force"
I enjoy hearing you read the description even if the video is short we're shooting, it's enjoyable to get a good laugh from the description!
your armor tests are always great matt stay safe and stay cool sir
I'd like to think whenever Matt drives by a clothing store that's closing down, he stops whatever he's doing and goes in to see if he can have the mannequins
"Sir, why do you want all of these mannequins?"
"I need more Creepy Cooters!"
When you come to comments to see if anyone else is wondering about Matt's mannequin supply 😂
@@youbetterwakeup2449 i miss Coot
@@lake_buck_squatch5650 im wondering why he doesnt have a stand for them
I too was thinking about it.
"Doesn't have bullet holes. Must be new."
7:52 clearly this vest is only rated for Aperture science turrets, they fire the whole bullet at you. That's 65% more bullet per bullet!
Nice reference lol
Yeah man
It depends on the cartridge....
*THR WHOLE CARTRIDGE*
Portal references always get a thumbs up
Correct
Thanks for this video. Informative and hilarious along with your great humour. Stay awesome.
Please do more! That was hilarious Matt!
The fact Mere hasn’t put a straight jacket on Matt is a miracle. I feel like most of his intros are just a video camera into his dreams
Gay comment
Plot twist: Mere's actually the one who comes up with these crazy intros and Matt is the sane one but goes along with it
@@shadowwolf2608 Now that is a good plot twist!
I don't hate on Matt for showing off his wife & mansion in his intros; we all would if we could.
@@YELLTELL I don’t either, no one was
Lmao I love Matt had whole cartridges firing at him during the montage for the "perfect" vest! 🤣
So fricken funny. The arm band is what got me, and the hair. I wish he was wearing a swim suit too.
It is such a Hollywood thing to do 🤣
I liked how they were changing directions in mid-flight.
Great comedic touches on this video, usually I'll crack a smile at a dad joke here and there but the part with all the bullets with their cases flying at your perfectly designed war vest had me rollin'.
We need more of this
we need an intro compilation some day...
Great idea but from beginning to now probably take 2 days or more
I like the way you think.
Don't skip on the bloopers !
I feel bad for the person that clicked on the only fans things
@@aidengohring686 same. Report it.
Joules for anyone who’s curious or doesn’t know, is the amount of energy exerted when a force of newtons is applied over a displacement of meters. Most bullets in low caliber range like a .22 LR is 162 Joules, the kinetic energy that vest can take is 24 Joules. I died laughing when I heard that rating! 😂
Exactly ! Also a .22 short is around 70/85 joules :)
You seem relatively versed in physics and joules... So if a caliber as small as .22 can be as much as 100+ joules, would 24 joules be similar to a really hard punch?
@@GenericWhiteMale123 An average human punch is around 100+ Joules believe it or not, and professional boxers can hit past the amount of joules a .22 LR could. That’s why I laughed when I heard him say 24 Joules.
Joules is the wife of the guy wearing the vest. She attacks him constantly.
Ahhh, right in the fomolar artery!
I’ve been in bootcamp the past 7.5 weeks and I missed your videos soooo much man! Keep it goin!
I love these descriptions
That was the best montage on this channel so far, shows that only wish has body armor that can stop anti tank rockets
this montage was better than the video... XD first time ever... usually the video is much much better than montage
the montage absolutely smoked me.
The enemy fire was going regular speed while Matt was in slow motion
That first vest says it has protection for up to 24 joules of energy, and google says .22lr has around 160 joules at the muzzle, so their description may not be entirely wrong
Don't fall for it mate!! ☝☝he just did it to my comment too!
Yeah, I already reported it. I tried to post s comment about it too but it didn't show up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm sure it will stop an airsoft gun. Probably.
The fun starts @14:56 😆😆 too funny💯🙌
Thanks Matt, I was preparing to head off to war and now I know exactly what to order off Wish before I head out. 🤣
This montage is pure gold. Haven't laughed and replayed something so much, in years. 🤣😂🤣 Thanks!
Hook, Line, and Sinker.
Yep same
Love how 'Mer knows exactly what's up, you don't have to tell her. .
Truth think she the brain in relationship tbh
you should get an Oscar for this short film..it goes under the top 3..the animation is awesome
Thanks Matt that's Way Awesome much respect I've learned so much watching the show. Best wishes from Eugene Oregon the Whitaker neighborhood. You need to get an eight gauge industrial.
Ever since the vasectomy Matt has shown an increased aggression towards the groin areas of his mannequins.
He had a vasectomy bro when
@@chuchivalverde6892 he didn’t get one
@@chuchivalverde6892 "source?"
"I made it up"
17:23
@@chuchivalverde6892 it's a joke since he depicts himself as a cuck in his intros
The montage of entire cartridges coming in at low speed, impacting PERFECT WAR VEST just before a European soldier fires some anti-armor round at you... Freaking fantastic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love when your cheap chinesium ordered from Wish or Amazon Tactical™ can't even stop a .22 lr.
don't forget the photoshopped revolver, and the most important part, THE ARMBAND
Your animation had me crying, I haven’t laughed like that in a while😂
Demolitionranch the only channel where a veterinarian shoots random things for 20 minutes and we all watch happily
The manufacturer really looked at Joakim from Sabaton and said “PERFECT WAR DESIGN!!!!!” Then made it look terrible.
Bro fr, the wish version has too much plates and looks overly complicated
That's what I thought
dude it's literally just plastic with more segments, Joakim has 6 metal plates
which one is better
Ah, a fellow man of culture i see.
BISMARCK IN MOTION
24 joules of impact protection is very, very low.
For starters an Airsoft gun shoots 1-2 joules usually.
Airsoft snipers can go up to 5 joules.
Air rifles usually 10-50 joules.
Regular .22 lr pistol around 160ish joules
Regular 9mm pistol around 500-600 joules.
5.56 will be 1500+ joules.
7.62 NATO can easily do over 3450+ joules
Okay thank you, I thought that was freaking ridiculous. Yeah I thought 24 Jewels was something like somebody throwing a coin at you across the room, interesting to see that it's more like the impact of a steel BB out of an air rifle
A person could just wear ~65 of the vests and feel perfectly safe against an AR-15 assault.
You can punch through it
This channel teaches me more bout guns still looking to learn about carbines or 223s
Nice vest Matt, really suits you😉
Love Mere and the kids getting more involved. Wonderful family. Showcase them in the wholesome way you do. ❤🙏🦅
No Mere or kids, too wholesome. I only want to see the perfect war design.
This family and people around their community are national treasure! 🗽🦅
@BFO CUSTOMS OFFICIAL ?
Meres a snack
@@raygun26 Mere and kids no longer in videos because of comments like this.
16:54 >Me every evening when I'm bored
19:08 - that sound of the 3 steel hits would make a good ring-tone, or something like the NBC chimes that you could play at the start & end of videos and endorsements.
💯Love the show... keep living the dream 💯
"What caliber is it?"
Next scene: Mere is saying "Hello and welcome to Demo Ranch!"
She's kitted out in tac pouches and ready to wreck reactive targets.
Can we make this happen? Please Matt?
Love how the descriptions and instructions for these things are presented in Chinglish. Cracks me up every time!
This was definitely one of the funniest and entertaining, if not THE funniest and entertaining videos you've ever made in my personal opinion. Looking forward to showing it to the wife as well 🤣
Also I like the Devildog
this is fuckin brilliant. Honestly one of your best videos, beyond par.
So, on the aspect of the "24 joules kinetic energy" that hunting vest:
A .223 bullet, going at a speed of 3200 fps, delivers a force of approximately 950 joules of kinetic energy.
A 22lr going at subsonic speeds delivers 88 joules.
That vest literally advertises itself as *not* being bulletproof, with that low protection level. Hell, even a person throwing a goddamn shuriken would have enough force to penetrate it (37 joules), even IF it was stab proof....
That vest will only protect you from a person *throwing* a bullet at the vest...
So you're saying it's technically bullet proof, in certain circumstances
If you were to just wear 40 of the vests then you will be protected from that .223 assault.
So - it's bullet proof, when worn correctly.
A .68 paintball at 400 FPS has around 24J of energy :D
Obviously it's frangible so it's not penetrating much more than paper, but still gives some more perspective on how little 24J is.
@@samg1158 Only if someone threw the bullets at you, casing and all. Might stop a bullet fired from a slingshot.
@@skywardsoul1178 so it’s paintball gear. Got it.
Hey Matt, I wanted to say I’ve been watching you for like 7 years and I love your content a lot. Keep up the good work!!
7 years? Iv been watching since it was only Matt and taufledermouse on CZcams reloding shotgun shells with weird crap. They can’t even measure that time in years.
Hey daddy just wanted to say you're a legend for stick around this long and bearing through all these bots on your comment
If only he read the comments....
I'm pretty sure I used to watch him do dumb and dangerous shit with napalm.
I don't even know how long I've been watching this dude. It's been forever
I love the open front design on the vest 😆
17:48 BROOO 💀💀💀
I think it would have been hilarious if the javelin animation also showed the launcher hit Matt...to keep up with the appearance of full cased bullets hitting him.
lollllllll
I must have missed a Javelin missile being fired at him. Do you have a timestamp for that or are you referring to that AT4 as a "Javelin"?
@@mattmarzula you must be fun at parties
@@mattmarzula at4 i believe.
@@mattmarzula 15:12
I absolutely LOVED when the cartridges were flying at you and how that stopped a rocket launcher
One of the best intros yet, good work lol
The descriptions are the best lol
so nice to see Matt going back to something close to the insanity of the Quad Hawk
Miss the quad hawk and creepy cooter
Careful, you might show your age! Love those old school demo ranch videos.
@@Brian-ig2nb no doubt. The ongoing saga of Creepy Cooter was something I looked forward to
Mat when your having trouble throwing a ax you need to bring back the quad hawk!! Lol
Whew that's a call back to better days lol
As always the funniest parts are the intro
and wish product description😂
Lol I love when Mare is in your intros. She kills everything hahaha
Still amazes me that the camera man is getting pelted with hot spent shells and remains silent the whole time 🤣 what a trooper
The perfect war design has to be hardcore since getting hit with the whole bullet means 65% more bullet per bullet!
Its was literally your best slow motion EVER👌🏻🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤘🏻
That opening was hilarious.
These skits are always amazing.
so many f'n bots
Yeah honestly it’s like this comment is infected
Jesus loves you alot trust in His death 4 salvation and be saved from eternal hell
@@Fit4C what are you getting from replying with that religious crap?
@@terasestHammasratas if you accept jesus as your savior you'll win a free psp!!!!!!!!
Dude I was cracking up the whole time but that perfect war design had me absolutely rolling. Great video as usual. 🤣🤣🤣
I love your Fluzi lol. Top notch!
Great intro love it
My heart sunk when he got hit by the rocket I thought we lost Matt I'm glad he was wearing that elite armor
More and more grey in Matt’s beard I notice, he’s no longer a young gun enthusiast doing crazy “what if I do this?!” experiments, and is now an old and wise gun guru
Sad times
He's just a merchant.
It makes me feel old.
Not young but not old either.
24 Joule is a light-ish air rifle, the vest might actually stop that :D
Probably one of the funniest DemoRanch videos lmaoo
That “perfect war design” action scene might just be the best minute and 30 seconds on CZcams!! 😂😂
Don't fall for it mate, it's a scam!! ☝☝
Mere probably absolutely loves when Matt gets a new gun, since this channel probably makes a pretty penny, and that is driven by more and different guns.
Maybe not loves it matt has alot, alot, of them. But i think she understands it as its part of his job.
She knows what brings in the money, so she doesn't care
She Love Him. Appreciates Him. Indulges him.
She has him wrapped around her ring finger knowing he Loves her and their family.
The guns are an investment, they help make money on the channel but also retain a value on their own and can be sold sometimes for more money if needed. I would be more worried about the price of some of the targets objects he shoots.
Not to mention a couple mansions.
That dude didn't even flinch. Great armor!!!
Easily my favorite intro in a while.
Interestingly enough, I had gone to a Daisy museum while on a weekend trip a few days ago. Daisy has actually made some stuff for the military ... back in WWII. I don't think they do anything except bb guns now.
Daisy makes drill rifles!
I've been in the Army for 3 years now, yet to see anything Daisy branded.
So did Matel.
@UC36969QFu-OO8KiTw_hpT3Q That's fair enough. Experiences do differ. However I wasn't speaking to you directly, just an overall comment that I've never seen it outside of said BB guns
@@ArmySergie Sorry. I'm just saying that because we use them in AFJROTC, which is sort of linked to the actual branch.
Matt you have gotten me through some rough times in my life, thank you man and keep it up!
scheiss bot, was soll das überhaupt bedeuten?
ach frau malika_ alles gut, ihr gehirntumor ist präfinal.
Haha, dude you are a trip.
Loved the battle scene and the demos.
I laughed throughout the entire video. Matt is goofy as hell 😂😂😂
The "perfect war design" vest reminds me of a biker/life jacket. You should do how many life jackets to stop a bullet.
Ok, I can't breathe from laughing so hard at the "perfect war design" segment. Designed for the quick operator!! LOL!
Yup, needed that today, havent laughed hard enough to choke in ages, but Im all caught up now....thanks, Matt!
Bro these intros keep getting better and better lmfao keep up the awsoem job matt. You make my day
This video is the best workout video ever!
I laughed so hard, I got a 6 pack
It's so perfect the cartridges even deviate towards the platings.
That's amazing!
The foam on the back of the glasses is called spoggles we use them in the Canadian oilfield to keep debris out of the eyes supposedly and to stop from fogging up which it does neither of
Those are great, keeps from getting sweaty smudges on the lenses too. I hate that but the foam gives a little stand-off distance that stops that from happening.
I love how you can see at 0:21 that the pooch is clearly saying "You know what he is doing."
Peepee shots were hilarious 😂
Love the way Matt finished the axe hit on the “Battle Ready” vest with a touch of feminine flare. So pretty 🤣
First, but must say, this was the best intro yet. Mere: "What Caliber is it?"
He was…
Thank you! I listened three times and couldn’t understand! I should have known, though!
@@annamschnetzer4036 Caliber. Not "calliper".
Matt: Inserts yellow lenses
Keep Your Rifle By Your Side: *begins playing
Dude that was epic af
When they say bulletproof, they actually mean: nerf, gelsoft, splatball, paintball, airsoft.
Or full cartrige bullets.
I doupt the paintball 😋
Body armor for airsoft wimps. 🤦
Take the hit and hide better next time.
I dont think it can stop a 5 joule airsoft sniper.
Man, you were on a roll in this one.... best episode in a while. Hilarious, yet informative.
This is one of the funniest videos Matt’s done in a minute 😂😂😭😭
When you can accurately throw axes from a distance but you fail twice to go for the torso in melee 👀what a twist
Thank you for keeping your videos entertaining 👍