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It charged me only 9.99$ with your reference link, so it's an even better deal. Maybe the price has something to do with the country of residence or something.
I challenge you, Koifish, to create the domain of the Valkyrie: an entirely matriarchal society. You have three lifetimes to make it happen and totally solidify it.
As a catalan citizen, I'm glad you noticed our ABSOLUTELY wonderful traditions, like; Painting a smile in a big log and hitting it with a stick until it poops candy, forming human towers in squares which has a really high chance of injurie just for the lolz of it and eating long vegetables with a spicy sauce in a SO DAMN NASTY way that even adults are requited a bib. Trully wonderful people, may we serve you right.
its also kinda funny, but at 19:48 you mention the Battle of Stamford Bridge, well today (the 25th of September) is the 956th anniversary of that battle. funny little coincidence
this was actually the very first thing I did for the cultural overhaul. I stacked up all I could on sardinia and then would conquer duchies in the Mediterranean, give them to my family and then give them independence creating an insane sardino-norse hellscape
this would be an interesting part of history class if it happened irl. "class, today we'll be learning about the most baller viking to have ever lived."
This sounds like the most excellent idea for a movie - a band of 90-year-old men tearing around the world in speedboats, killing, conquering and raiding...
even the trailer music ck3 is scary, I was alone just using mobile and suddenly music played of ck3 after network connection in pc and heart beat increased so intense.
Jarl Haesteinn is the kind of man that, once in his old age, gazes at the horizon and weeps, for there is still so much world to conquer, but only so little of his lifetime left.
I did exactly that two weeks ago and guess what; also with Jarl Haesteinn. (But Koifish did it way funnier) Easiest way is to offer vassalage to the byzantines, grabing everything else, then waiting for a civil war and declare independence.
Nice vid but why did you build silver mine and didnt deal with vassal which own that castle ? i noticed a lot of people in videos just build that mine but forget to kill or revoke to actually own it and get those 3 gold ....
My last Birthday my dad gave me a toilet brush shaped and coloured to look like then prime minister Boris Johnson. Its good to see the gift of Toilet sticks has such a long traditional history 😂😂🚽🚽
As Haesteinn I adventured directly onto the Papacy, stealing their entire duchy. I even converted to Hellenism, and later, as Haesteinn's Grand-daughter, reformed the Roman Empire
I think a funny one could be to migrate Haestinn all the way to the east and hybridize a Norse/Han culture and then invade India and convert to Buddhism
Dude I really enjoy your content but you can not disregard Visigothic codes while hybridizing your culture with the Catalans and call your self the best player, that’s like the best way to solve your succession issues earlier in the game 😅😅
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Get CK3 for $12! Check out humble bundle (and support charities AND the channel!) at: www.humblebundle.com/membership?partner=koifish
It charged me only 9.99$ with your reference link, so it's an even better deal. Maybe the price has something to do with the country of residence or something.
Nicr
@@klauscuiavian2853 That's weird because the Euro and dollar are pretty much on-par right now
I am an island boy~
Whats mod you use
I challenge you, Koifish, to create the domain of the Valkyrie: an entirely matriarchal society. You have three lifetimes to make it happen and totally solidify it.
thats actually quite easy to do as norse ;)
Just set the gender preference to female
Can he still use his viking voice?
@@kalebdent848 without going into game settings you need to reform faith and culture.
@@wuxiagamescentral nah norse already has females having the chamce to be heirs just religion
As a catalan citizen, I'm glad you noticed our ABSOLUTELY wonderful traditions, like; Painting a smile in a big log and hitting it with a stick until it poops candy, forming human towers in squares which has a really high chance of injurie just for the lolz of it and eating long vegetables with a spicy sauce in a SO DAMN NASTY way that even adults are requited a bib. Trully wonderful people, may we serve you right.
“Our child will grow up French, which is a huge downside” I couldn’t say it better myself
Next up on the adventures of Haesteinn - Jarl sails as far east as he can, takes over the steppes, and becomes the Khan of Khans! Jarl Khan!
I would question how one xan sail to the steppes, but the answer to that question is simply Haestein
Mans went even further than Mongolia, lol
@@demonkingbadger6689 Up through the Crimean sea
Haesteinn has been everywhere but Mars and maybe Atlantis.
@@demonkingbadger6689 Really long portages...
“Get Healthcare, people. And if you can’t then don’t get sick.”
I see you are fluent in American!
Koifish once again with the top tier CK3 content. Man doesn't miss!
Thanks my dude! :D
its also kinda funny, but at 19:48 you mention the Battle of Stamford Bridge, well today (the 25th of September) is the 956th anniversary of that battle. funny little coincidence
this was actually the very first thing I did for the cultural overhaul. I stacked up all I could on sardinia and then would conquer duchies in the Mediterranean, give them to my family and then give them independence creating an insane sardino-norse hellscape
Very quality content mr fish! keep up the great work! 😉
OMG IS THAT THE MIDDOVAH?
Look here! A Norwegian is one of the first to view Sweden's only chance to actually conquer something. ;)
*british guilt intensifies*
Norge! Norge! Norge!
Enig og tro til dovre faller!
Somebody doesn’t know their history
@@deepfriedarin1222 if a Scandinavian does not mock his fellow Scandinavian when any chance arises, is he even of The North?
I find it much more fun watching you play CK3 than playing it myself.
Thanks for the fun.
Haesteinn needs to become the Great Khan of Mongolia or something similar next time!
Father of all Africa.
Another banger video from the Haesteinn channel (featuring Koifish)
Haesteinnfish!
@@Koifish Koisteinn!
How do you NOT have 1M subs?! You're so fun to listen to!!!
Early arrival AND already covered in olive oil (for entirely different reasons)!
Thank you papa koifish!
The man came PREPARED!
We Catalans love you too!
Alright Koifish challenge for you. Restore the Roman Empire as Haestein if you do this I WISH YA LUCK!
this would be an interesting part of history class if it happened irl.
"class, today we'll be learning about the most baller viking to have ever lived."
This sounds like the most excellent idea for a movie - a band of 90-year-old men tearing around the world in speedboats, killing, conquering and raiding...
*HELLO EVERYONE*
*AND WELCOME, MY NAME IS HAESTEINN*
Koifish: *Murders the entire male line of succession for the Byzantines.* "Hey, why'd they shatter?"
got the humble bundle with your link was a good choice
enjoy the game, it is your life now. xo
Will do
I wasn't expecting little einsteins. Very cool!
even the trailer music ck3 is scary, I was alone just using mobile and suddenly music played of ck3 after network connection in pc and heart beat increased so intense.
"Call in.. the Ukrainians."
Well, the enemy's going to lose :P
Started there, hybridized with the Greek and formed an army of cataphracts and varangian veterans. OP army
Jarl Haesteinn could conquer the world in a day if he tried
Jarl Haesteinn does not go to the world. The world comes to him.
Jarl Haesteinn is the kind of man that, once in his old age, gazes at the horizon and weeps, for there is still so much world to conquer, but only so little of his lifetime left.
@@martinan22 Jarl Haesteinn just thinks about a country and they make him their leader
Legend has it that, Odin worships Haesteinn.
The glorious Hæsteinn should prepare the land in Mongolia for an impressive battle with the Khan of Kahns!
If you tKe the duchy of galicia in Spain then one county has a special building that also gives like 25% more naval speed
Clearly the only place left to go is the great steppes*, go to mongolia with the best dude.
Why not a Norse steppe empire, consisting of steppe wolves? Maybe I should try that myself, sounds interesting.
"I mean i didn't take the daughter i made her myself"
lmao
24:39 Holy sh*t! I think that's one of Vlad the Impaler's ancestors!
I love how Koifish just declared a reverse holy war against the Byzantines.
koifish making a video on my favorite place? i feel validated!
Jarl Haesteinn the type of guy, to do something idk
Thanks, I've finally been able to pick up crusader kings because of you.
AND you gave money to a charity! Win win! :D
@@Koifish Exactly! :)
I like to believe this is how you talk IRL.
awesome video today Koifish. glad you been continuing playing this awesome game
great video koifish!!!
Haesteinn, Grand Lord of Middlehavet and Ost-Roma
Part 2 when?
Lmao. He would discover the Americas with Haisting if you let him
I'm not sure why but this is one of my favorite videos from you.
0:00: the Crusader Kings 3 incident
I love the way you say Cagliari❤
paid lots of moneys to humble bundle with your link, now gimme that heart ples :)
Hmm yes the ck3 lore of pirates of the Mediterranean momentum 100
"Well, let's calling my allies! Well, let's calling my allies!"
YESSS a new video from Surtrömming boy !
I did exactly that two weeks ago and guess what; also with Jarl Haesteinn. (But Koifish did it way funnier)
Easiest way is to offer vassalage to the byzantines, grabing everything else, then waiting for a civil war and declare independence.
10:55 I start to believe that Koi is just some AI developed by Swedish government
He glitched
@@mare5335 we all live in Matrix
Great video man! Thanks!
The possible murder turned birthday party gave me a good laugh.
you should make te byzantine empire then form rome, then restore all the impirial provences as the decendants of haesting
I need the music from this video in my life. Where do I find more?
I freaking loved this man!
Well lets call in my allies
Horay, the BAAAAAAAA is BAAAAAACK
This video literally inspired me to pick up the game in earnest
for people who wish to so this themselves i reccomend fighting italy first so your special troops are at full strength.
*HAESTEINN IS BACK!!*
I challenge you Koifish to conqueror the world with Temujin alone
Is good old haestinn bugged? He only ever seems to attack Mercia then does nothing till he dies in most my game recently.
This is such a meta run and I love it lmao.
Nice vid but why did you build silver mine and didnt deal with vassal which own that castle ? i noticed a lot of people in videos just build that mine but forget to kill or revoke to actually own it and get those 3 gold ....
can you play samosata and form sultanate of rum
I challenge you koifish to reform the Roman empire
W video keep it up!
*MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT A KINGDOM BASED OFF PIES*
as an algerian i can confirm that this is 100% true 1:48
My last Birthday my dad gave me a toilet brush shaped and coloured to look like then prime minister Boris Johnson. Its good to see the gift of Toilet sticks has such a long traditional history 😂😂🚽🚽
Me: *screaming at passing up Visigoth Codes*
What mods does he use
Love ya videos 🔥
Jarl dyre for the win for me
As Haesteinn I adventured directly onto the Papacy, stealing their entire duchy. I even converted to Hellenism, and later, as Haesteinn's Grand-daughter, reformed the Roman Empire
Denying Odin? You blasphemer.
I tried that before Italy and France had something to say about it
great video
Mr Koifish. I hear the mediteranean sea has more borders. Like, lets say all around it. I think those belong to the vikings
Make most powerful island country conquer all islands
I think a funny one could be to migrate Haestinn all the way to the east and hybridize a Norse/Han culture and then invade India and convert to Buddhism
Roses are red,
Violets are blu,
Why does everyone play Jarl Haesteinn of Montaigu?
appreciate the algerian joke
I challenge you to play as anyone but Haesteinn
restore alexander the great empire?
Ah yes, Ye Olde Tax Haven
Is it just me or is anybody else not seeing the decision
thrace was title of ex emperror of Byzantine Empire
I ate too many olives... 🫒
Dude I really enjoy your content but you can not disregard Visigothic codes while hybridizing your culture with the Catalans and call your self the best player, that’s like the best way to solve your succession issues earlier in the game 😅😅
Challenge koifish to not play haestein for 1 month
WHERE DA 1080p AT D:
Island Bois!
this was epic
ISLAND BOYS
Still waiting for console updates 👵🏻
The real gold lies in west Africa 3 gold mines in mali
CAGHILIARI
Koifish land away from them and stay there like 12 days. The AI will come to you.
Sry, Fishy, I needed some moneyz!