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- čas přidán 18. 12. 2018
- Written and edited by Kris Straub
Video: Original animation and public domain sources
Audio: Licensed stock music/sfx and public domain sources
Some facial images adapted from "Flashed Face Distortion Effect" (Tangen/Murphy/Thompson)
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"Yo, pass the aux cord."
"You better not play trash."
*THERE ARE NO FACES*
Music to my bleeding ears
This made me cackle like a fucking hyena thank you
*THERE ARE NO FACES* vs *CRIMINAL* Place your bets people
I hav seen this comment in 'strangest videos online1-18'
@@radical9619 THERE ARE NO CRIMINALS so both.
I have poor hearing, so I understood the phrase as "There are no feces." I watched this a week ago and haven't had a bowel movement since. Starting to get worried.
why is this so funny
@@loxxk7574 Because of vowel movements he cannot have a bowel movement.
@Dissius youre a fucking genius
Don't forget what the video suggested : "do not see a doctor."
@@Dissius Genius. A man of culture.
Watched this yesterday. Last night I dreamed a normal dream, except that everyone was suffering from a horrific facial injury, but otherwise acting normally. “There are no faces,” indeed.
jesus christ that is incredibly creepy- I can never remember the faces in my dreams though so that's cool that you can
@@Aquamqrine The faces we see in dreams are always faces that we’ve seen before in our waking life. Sometimes with certain details mashed together, because that’s all dreams are. Cut and copy pasted tid bits of our actual experiences, rearranged to make something new.
@@TheNightWatcher1385 hmm yes I guess so
@@TheNightWatcher1385 small question about that why am I consistently a shadow person in my dreams no matter what the dream is (well when I actually have dreams that is its usually a void)
That’s awful
"Only the awake may think"
"Seeing is for open eyes"
"Cognition is a lie"
"I dream the world awake"
"There are no faces"
"Dreaming is a vestige"
"Sleep is pretend"
"A dream is a cowardly thought"
"Sleep is not civilized"
"The mind is a tyrant"
"This is your time now"
"I will never dream again"
"Stay out of your bedroom"
"There is no work to be done"
"Dreams are just screaming with pictures"
"The pure of mind do not slumber"
"No good thought follows instinct"
"The lie of sleep seeks many vessels"
"We are our own gods"
"Let cognizance nourish itself"
"Logic is the final burden"
"The primitive mind deserves its nightmares"
"When we sleep we die"
"I am an idea thinking itself"
"They are not faces"
"The subconscious is a parasite"
"Dreaming is a cancer on the face of sleep"
"They follow night to bleed dreams"
"The primitive mind deserves its nightmares" (a repeat)
"Your home has another door"
"Unconsciousness is a threat"
"We are not meant to dream"
"You owe the messenger"
"What is true unmakes the false"
"Sleep is a scavenger"
*Good night!*
thank you!
Okay
Thank you.
Just a theory but, since the moon is causing the signals, the aliens want people to stay awake and go outside to receive the signal. Therefore, sleep is bad and staying awake is good. Also instincts should be disregarded so that they can use you without you trying to protest. I see it all coming together....i wonder what the digital signal means for all this.
Ew lgbt woke leftish
"Turn to page 7 in your workbook" the horror of realizing you left your textbook at home.
fuck! i don't even have a textbook. god damn it. i'm not prepared.
Made me laugh lol
Danny Beane so that is the psychological horror matt pat was talking about
@@matthewcollins4764 So realistic! So relatable!
U shall go in r/madlad
: popcorn :
: shiddedandfarded :
Ayy, Nexpo already on this
AAAAAAA
Nexpo Thank you nexpo, very cool.
Nexpo HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THIS NOW
there's something really comical about those terrifying subliminal messages popping up one after another, then suddenly "GOOD NIGHT" alongside peaceful ambient droning.
It’s not funny because it’s literally what a vanilla tv does to you anyways
It literally puts you in a submissive docile sleepy state
Why so many fall asleep to their tv
these videos emulate the feeling of mystery surrounding random broadcasts pretty well, before the Internet and the ability to check sources easily I mean.
@@CoercedJab Watching television or movies induces a state of passive reception in the mind which when measured is indistinguishable from a dream state. It's a known neuropsychological phenomenon. Watching tv is outsourcing your dreams. Unplug and go outside
@@CoercedJabgotta watch out for those 5Gs
That's dissonance baby
'Do not see a doctor.'
I like that. Doesn't overstay its welcome .Doesn't elaborat.e doens't layer it on thick on why seeing a doctor is bad.
This is why Local 58 is still one of the best Analog Horror series. It doesn't show you any more detail than it needs to. A simple phrase like, "YOUR HOME HAS ANOTHER DOOR" is terrifying without needing to explain 5 different classes of monsters and etc.
THERE ARE NO FACES
I DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
@TootInABoot that is not a thing and you know it
wait nvm fuck
Those who get too close to the lake are already lost
@@sawyer7256 do not underestimate the SCP fanbase and their odd quest for internet points
@@pixaphy penis
No that's John, you fuck
Get him up here
Get him up here
Get him up here
Get him up here
what if they're trying to scare you into not going to bed so you'll look at the moon
HOLY CRAP! SMART
hey op what the FUCK does this mean
@@tablenoises4194 Watch the other videos on the channel. The overarching narrative is that there is something evil, aliens maybe, on the moon and that they can take you by looking at it. Among other things. They have semi-control over media and technology and use it to make people fall prey.
*DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON*
We’ll look tog e th er
this shit legit gave me an ultra realistic dream that felt like it lasted 4 hours and i the last moments of my sleep were literally me scraping ice out of a bottle and throwing the ice out of my window into a warped version of my backyard
what the fuck
“Listen to the phrase and repeat out loud”
Me laying in bed: “no, I don’t think I will”
Kirby worked hard to get our dreams back and this is what you do ?
h what Truly King Dedede is behind all of this
@@sonicseztrapsaregay4249 Oh yeah. That makes sense
They have no respect for the Pink-Puffball! The one who practically save their lives time and time again!
In the words of the famous Arbiter: "You must be silenced."
poor kirb
@@sonicseztrapsaregay4249 But King DeDeDe tried to stop Nightmare and helped Kirby to beat him at the end.
“Your home has another door”
_thanks i didn’t want to sleep anyways_
Now your getting the the point
I hope there are more doors in my home instead of just one. How am I gonna use the bathroom or go to my room? I'd just be entering my home and that's all I could do.
My house has three
It's supposed to be real sleep though
@__ 666 likes on that comment emvbraces it more
3:38 that afterimage effect is SO impressive. it messes with my eyes so i can’t even tell what it really looks like.
There's also the one before the images. And that's what's so creepy about this video. Like if you look away or close your eyes, that face will be there.
Bruh its not afterimage effect its alreadya image in the vid
They force you to think that the image stays in your vision by gradually lowering the opacity of a silhouette after the image disappears, and it's actually what it really looks like when that happens. It's a really well done effect.
@@DynoSkrimisher what face?
Unfortunately, after two tries the video doesn't seem to work on me
The nonface burnt into the monitor of the tv at the end was pure gold, from both a technical and atmospheric standpoint. For sure one of my favourite episodes.
"Sleep is uncivilized"
College students: we are the highest authority
Nice
Nice
College students dont know anything. There i said it.
Dude.
We're just trying to have a laugh here.
Leave it
a piece of art made by sticking various different materials such as photographs and pieces of paper or fabric on to a backing...
Gary Jules: _All around me are familiar faces_
Local58: *THERE ARE NO FACES*
Thanks, now I need to hear that song.
Let's put this to a vote
Curt Smith: "All around me are familiar faces"
That's the tiebreaker
It took me a while to learn that songs is cover of a Tears for Fears song.
we took them off
I think it says "They are not faces" tho.
Then if what i saw in my dreams are not faces, what are they?
As someone who listens to a lot of music, this video was the first time I discovered that "R.E.M." was a type of sleep.
What a nimrod
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Look at me I listen to music
Maybe do you know what music track was used here on 1:56?
It's the end of the world as we know it, do you feel fine?
I love how when it abruptly says goodnight at the end you can still see some parts of the distorted face since it makes it look like it indeed had an effect on you.
What face? There were no faces.
“THERE ARE NO FACES”
That face on my screen politely disagrees.
Ya know, with that kind of mug, I'm not so sure that it's being polite at all.
You can interpret an objective of the film is to be nonsensical and eerie as humanly possible devoid of any form of logic. Applying logic to it ruins the fun
/&÷=÷ !=÷ ,[ $!"÷@
@@zw6201 warper gets it
What face?
What if you
Wanted to go to *bed*
But God said
*THERE ARE NO FACES*
Punch him in the fuckin face
@@matthew5145 but there is no face
@@ShyGuy2020 *DID* *I* *STUTTAH?*
@@matthew5145 but... there's no face...just accept it
Peka Silk lol
4:34 Lol that abrupt transition from super creepy cultist sayings to a “Good Night!” screen with background LoFi was pretty funny.
There’s something so terrifying about knowing this could actually influence the mind and if this was on real television most people would watch and read
been tired of all this fake news, glad I finally found a channel I can trust
There really are no faces.
I know man
We all still replying to comments from five months ago lmao hi
DJ Animetion sup
XxX_PussyDestroyer_XxX sup
“stay out of your bedroom”
**is watching in bedroom**
Ya failed from the moment they said "Go." Sorry for the fat L.
Same
Fuk
I guess I'll die .
phan2187 - holland me too shit
This is pure horror unlike some companies that use cheap jumpscares to get you scared this actually is scary in a way it's not disturbing it's pure horror
For whatever ungodly reason, whenever I watch this I don’t dream that night, so whenever my nightmares get bad, I watch this before bed
I have no idea why and I’m kinda scared
You know, this actually works.
After seeing this, you won't have dreams.
*You'll have nightmares.*
SHOW LESS
Lol just woke up from one. The majority of the dream was fine but I woke up from a distorted there are no faces
Noooo
Bold of you to assume I don't already have nightmares
Expected "You won't have any sleep at all"
Got me good.
local 1-57
me:i sleep
local 58
me: *REAL SLEEP*
hAHAHHAA
lmao
i thought of this when i saw the title LMAOAOOA
Lmao
-"Well at least that's over with."
-CZcams immediately recommends another Local58 video. 😶
i LOVE how the flickering messages in sequence 4 are on screen for a short enough time where your cant exactly comprehend what its saying, but that it still gets stuck in your brain. makes it slightly more terrifying than it already is. i want more.
i feel like i'm going to die in seven days
edit: next person to reply with any variation of " are you still alive?" will die in 7 days
(phone rings)
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You’ll probably not feel like that 7 days before your death. Would you like to?
That’s a boss reference right there
wrong horror film bud
MatPat "Hey, check this entire series out right now"
Me: "Sure, I can deal with spooky stuff"
*faces appear on screen* Me: "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuck"
Evan Gray Hhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhah!!!
There are no faces.
T H E R E A R E N O F A C E S . . . . .
Evan Gray WHAT NO IM NOT READY
Exactly!
When he said "Dreams are just screaming with pictures", I really felt that
I thought my brain would be f***ed with and i wouldn’t be able to sleep but i woke up to having had the best sleep ive ever had
"there are no faces"
"you do not recognize the bodies in the water"
Been looking for this comment
"he is not real"
he does not exist.
he does not exist.
he does not exist.
he does not exist.
he does not exi
Fredbear does not exist
Y'know what? Fuck it.
There are faces.
I recognize the bodies in the water.
"Stay out of your bedroom" and "your home has another door" are the most terrifing ones
Uhhhh why?
@@polyman6859 because it sounds like they are in your house
Stoop that I don't like the way u said it
"Your home has another door" - one you can only use if you can turn zeta or eta (it's 4th dimensional equivalents for left and right.)
well yeah my home has another door it has plenty
Watching this at 5 AM is a whole different thing man
I appreciate the attention to detail with the facts not immediately disappearing like an old crt TV would do due to the heat of the image still remaining.
Now remember the 3 f’s kids:
*Front Lawn*
*Face up*
*Feet Together*
they should make that into a t-shirt
Cara C Agreed
Still don't understand the purpose of doing that
Cake is the best in the world Basically by doing that you are surrendering to the moon which kills you if you look at it as seen in “A Show For Children” where the skeleton does the “Victory Position” and dies (again). It telling you how to kill yourself by the moon.
@@rice6749 Ohhh that makes sense
Brain: You're going to have nightmares from this.
Me: Yeah but now with R E A L S L E E P I don't have to have nightmares anymore! :D
Jordan Productions with REAL SLEEP, I haven’t slept for 5 days...I think I need help, THANKS REAL SLEEP :D
Lacie Hinds consult your local technician and get your problem resolved, but remember: D }£*O N ^O ='T S +"}E €,E #,?A &!D .,O ;C \[T O ^
Plot twist: Real sleep is nightmares
666 Likes
Ok but the fact that some of these actually work and make you see things for a bit is terrifying
Of all the ones I’ve chronologically binge-watched so far, this one has easily been the most visually unsettling. I wish there really were no faces after watching that!
Ironically after watching this I had a really vivid dream involving me running from the moon, convinced it was trying to kill me. Because according to the most trusted news source, it was.
how the fuc-
this shit is transcending reality man
That's some creepy ass shit bro
Deep Fryer I had a reoccurring dream when I was younger where the moon would pull me away with some magnetic field type thing, sadly the dream ended before I could know why or how the moon was doing that
Go to film theory you need to see it
@@tanningbed4bred bruh i watched this im soo scard rn
Freedie Kruger hates him, learn how this man was able to stop dreaming, with this one simple trick.
Major W
Freedie
This is what Freddy sees when he gets nightmares.
Basically Freddy Krueger or even almost every horror character’s worst nightmare since they won’t be able to give you nightmares anymore if you never dream again
As a grad student attempting to write a paper on the interplay of sleep and fear, this video was very informative.
Deformed faces along with the audio "There are no faces"
Me: ⊙︵☉
there are no *normal* faces
@@Mecha_Machinehog1 They are not faces
*human faces
@@lucavalente6620 we have no faces
Gregor Kerr yes
Schools be like: "Read each phase without reading"
*write down the notes without writing because that takes too long*
i remember watching this (i was very, very scared) and sleeping the next night without a single dream coming put of my brain. i don't remember dreaming at all. rewatching this again as an analog horror enjoyer and this is pretty nostalgic, even when it wasn't much of a while.
Due to work burnout I haven’t been able to sleep w/o dreaming in months, this program is a real blessing.
there are no faces
"Listen to this phrase and repeat out loud"
No I dont think I will
You need to accept that there are no faces.
Jerry from Subway
Yeah I’d rather not.
It’s true, there are no faces
The people around me: Wtf
By reading the phrase you're already repeating it in your mind.
The virgin dreaming:
- Primitive
- Nonsensical
- Detrimental to progress of mankind
The chad anti-dream:
- We are our own gods
- I am an idea thinking itself
- 🙃
The virgin dreaming: Thinks there's faces
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I DREAM THE WORLD AWAKE
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Paolo imagine thinking that 🤦🏻♀️😗
"anti-dream"
Hollow Knight fans: "Hey, I've seen this one!"
@@centuryfiles9558 lol thinking face exist is so cringey
i would kill for a thought initiative research hoodie
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When the words flash up on the screen near the end they say (in this order):
“Read each phrase without reading”
“Only the awake may think”
“Seeing is for open eyes”
“Cognition is a lie”
“I dream the world awake”
“There are no faces”
“Dreaming is a vestige”
“Sleep is pretend”
“A dream is a cowardly thought”
“Sleep is not civilised”
“The mind is a tyrant”
“This is your time now”
“I will never dream again”
“Stay out of your bedroom”
“There is work to be done”
“Dreams are just screaming with pictures”
“The pure of mind do not slumber”
“No good thought follows instinct”
“The lie of sleep seeks many vessels”
“We are our own Gods” “You owe the messenger”
“Let cognizance nourish itself”
“Logic is the final burden”
“The primitive mind deserves its nightmares”
“When we sleep we die”
“I am an idea of thinking itself”
“They are not faces”
“The subconscious is a parasite”
“Dreaming is a cancer on the face of sleep”
“They follow night to bleed dreams”
“The primitive mind deserves its nightmares”
“Your home has another door”
“Unconsciousness is a threat”
“We are not meant to dream”
“You owe the messenger”
“What is true unmakes the false”
“Sleep is a scavenger”
I KNEW someone would come through with this!! Thank you!
@@jazzsingerlady you’re welcome I am glad to be of service
thank you!!!!! I was looking for this comment
"your home has another door"
you mean the back door?
@@The.Queen.Cat. Another another door
Imagine thinking there are faces
This stale meme was made by anti-dream gang
@a lmao
Fuck dream
@@ill8485 damn bro y would u wanna do that😳
@@shritan0 😳
@@shritan0 yeah he needs consent first
После того как я посмотрела это видео, у меня был один из лучших и полных снов. Лучшая ирония, 10/10.
why tf are the greatest comedians always lurking in the scariest videos
The aliens are putting chemicals in the videos to turn our frickin’ dreams gay
yes
thank god... i wouldnt want straight dreams
*Slams papers on table* DREAMS GAY!!
all of my dreams are gay
i _am_ gay
my mom and dad said i am not allowed watch this anymore
"Inducing your anti dream now"
*You mean nightmare. That is a nightmare face.*
Inducing Anti Dream = No Sleep
If y'all want a weird experience, I suggest to play this video at 3:05 while "Up My Sleeves" by Death Grips play in the background.
The music is the best thing about these videos. Really gives 90-early 2000s tv nostalgia and reminds me of so many good times.
do you know the name of this one?
@@secondoctoberseventhcommitterno but you can look for 90-2000s lounge, ambient and elevator music.
Also more elaborate you can look up Mirrors Edge 1 OST/Soundtrack. I can look up
More sounding like this later if you want
Local58 does not upload in months: i sleep
Local58 uploads: *REAL SLEEP*
Or, alternatively
Local 58 uploads: i don't sleep for several weeks
that joke fits way too well
They made another vid a few days ago
You just won this comment section
Local58 doesn’t upload: I shit
Local58 uploads: R E A L S L E E P
Alright MatPat I've seen them all, time to head back
Sane
Edit:same
Ye ye
Same!
Ha same
Same, lol
Don’t worry. You’re safe here. Here’s a doggo to cheer you up 🐶
this actually helps me sleep at night
"Listen to the phrase and repeat out loud"
Deaf people:
Its said the videos are made custom... so it probably would be fine.
Mute people:
Im going to hell for laughing at this
i have problems listening to shit bc I'm have hearing problems and it took me like until the end of the video to understand what they were saying.
i would probably be dreaming still lol
*TRIGGERED*
"Stay out of your bedroom"
"Your home has another door"
Me watching this in bed with the house's back door in the other room
"Panik"
Realizing this is just a video
Kalm
@@youtubeguy5454 Realizing you can see the distorted faces even when you look away from the screen
Panik
@@kashmirwillwin3124 Did this happen to you?
I think that other door is your head. Your dreams in particular. Hence why they don't want you to dream.
STOP SAME
This damn video kept me up for three nights (two were partial, one was an all-nighter), idk why, the rest of the videos on Local 58 don't bother me that much but this one does
"dreams can predict the future"
literally one of my dreams is of me being chased by ice bear from we bare bears. and then i saw my online friend and we both went upstairs.
I like how they reversed the cliche of giving dreams a supernatural horror element. Instead of making it about our subconscious having psychic powers they’re trying to harness, they turn it into some sort of social Darwinism about the inferiority of having dreams.
i interpret it as whatever organization is distributing this tape is fully aware of the power of dreams, and doesn’t want people to have them because of that
@@henry2ish they want to remove sleep from people altogether to increase productivity
There is a lot of subliminal stuff all throughout this series that encourages viewers' submission. But to what or who/whom?
The moon: GO OUTSIDE NOW.
🛸
@Gemtem or maybe they wanna break facial recognition to stop the moon's power over man.
Or maybe they really think that dreams are hindering you from using 100% of your sleeping potential
the way it goes from "THERE ARE NO faces" to "THEY ARE NOT faces" never fails to terrify me
When?
@@destroyerofturtles5024 during the fourth sequence that starts around 4:21, and around 4:29 it switches to "they are not faces"
@@emmasmith2426 ok, I thought you were referring to what it was saying, not the text.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 lol i probably should have specified, so i'm glad you asked!
They aren’t faces actually, they are actually distorted nuclear explosions
Have fun thinking about that
Honestly, this is my favorite analog horror example.
Scrolling through the comments comforts me a lot... they know the fear..
*"Do not see a doctor"*
Local58 a day keeps the doctor away.
When doctors see it they scream in tounges, crawl up the walls, and eat souls.
A local58 a day keeps the doctors away
1000th like
Nuclear Winter, not therapy
But if the doctor's sweet, forget what you seek (aka this thing)
"do not see a doctor"
Jeez that stuck with me.
Exactly. I was doing perfectly fine until then but when it said “do not see a doctor” I was like f u c k
Maybe antivaxxers watched this
Bitch, I do what I want.
Bold of Real Sleep to assume any of us can afford to see a doctor.
@@AnInsideJoke what I was referring to was that it said to see a technician, not a doctor, making it seem like we were nothing but programmed robots. Although you do have a point.
This feels like something long forgotten from the 1980s, some training work video gone awry. This gives me the same delight as listening to Boards of Canada.
Why do I keep coming back and watching this.. I need to keep seeing the faces o.o
3:17 WHEN YOU FLUSH THE TOILET AND THE WATER STARTS RISING
Ahhahahahahahahahahhahaaha
Thank you, that broke the tension that I had from watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thank you kanye, very cool!
When you shit and the water splash hits your asshole
*that wasn't very cash money of you*
You made me spill my water!
Aliens: “There are no faces”
Millions of years of evolution hardwiring us to recognize facial features: “I’m gonna stop you right there”
BRUH
Yeah I'm pretty sure that having us repeat 'there are no faces" and showing us scary images isent going to erase that
I mean what is a face, really
Sol ikr? It’s kinda hard to know for real what is and isn’t a face at a glance. This is so confusing Alexa, play moonmen by jake chudnow
@@o0Scarrow0o true, but perhaps an entire generation of children raised in a time of *no faces, only face masks* would
Say there’s a 300% increase in speech and facial recognition issues in children now! Learning loss so severe it’s named the silent pandemic by school systems…
But yeah *trust the science, logic is a burden*
A fun thing to try is to watch this and immediately look at images on CZcams with faces in them. I noticed a pretty significant delay in recognizing them, even though they belonged to people I recognized.
hilariously after watching this I had some of the most refreshing sleep i've had in weeks
and also a nightmare for the first time in months but still
Can we mention the fact that the tape says the recording had been supposedly personalized for the viewer even though it’s broadcast on the channel
Theres a part where it specifies its a cassette for a specific person, and non-transferable
A lawsuit will follow once this guy finds his personal property is publically broadcasted.
There is also a section which says 'Close your workbooks' instead of workbook, as if it's directed at a group which is weird as well - if one person was watching that section, surely they would only have one workbook as none are specified?
Faith Cordes Something tells me that this guy won’t be finding anything anymore.
Can we mention that it says 'there are no faces' when there is a face in the middle of the screen
“There are no faces”
That’s actually really haunting
Uh oh, stinky
Poop hahahaha funny poop
Younge microwave poop funny
So basically what it’s trying to do is eliminate your sense of facial recognition
@@NotLucidd Maybe. Who am I to tell you what to take away from this video.
really good content. this video is a masterpiece and has enriched me in many different ways. i now no longer feel the need to sleep.
🥳 had a dreamless sleep last night after watching this! the only problem is i think something is loose in my home now
CZcams Rewind - I Sleep
Local58 - I sleep, but *better* this time
Local58: *REAL SLEEP?*
@@ridhosamudro2199 Me, afraid after this: *WOKE*
HeadcrabN but *realer*
you had the perfect chance to say real sleep but you didn't take it so i'm gonna do it
@@ridhosamudro2199 Ok, so there's this girl... and uh... so basically... ***THERE ARE NO FACES***
Real Sleep > I Cannot Believe It's Not Sleep.
@@seven07777 explain what this reply means please.
Idk
i can't believe it's not butter
Actually same
I Can't Believe It's Not Tolstoy
This is a banger watch this every night before bed
At 3:48, the phrase "there are no faces." is being read by "Fred" a voice from apple devices.
"most patients report a night of dreamless sleep after only one viewing of this videocassette"
yeah I'm pretty sure I'll have a dream tonight, and I'm pretty sure it'll be a nightmare
I think what really creeped me out is when I actually watched this for the first time, I immediately felt tired, and went to bed shortly afterwards. And I got a good night's sleep. No dreams. No tiredness when I first woke up like usual. It was very surreal, and I actually got kinda freaked out that it worked.
Dreaming is uncivilized
@@bluelink1879 i slept a pair of times right after watching this. Ive slept well. I didnt remember dreaming, the next morning and i wasnt tired at all. Its really fucking weird. I also rememeber once i had a sleep paralysis and thats actually like a dream that feels real because of hallucinations so yea
the primitive mind deserves its nightmares
@@t.m.m.8137 yeah i just rewatched it to link to a friend and i forgot how tired it made me till i finished it
SPOILER ALERT: Okay, having experienced long-term sleep deprivation for myself, I'd like to attempt an interpretation of this video:
There's a phenomenon in our minds called pareidolia, it's when we think we see faces or human forms in things like clouds or images of mythological or divine beings in our breakfast pastries. I think the "faces" in this video are intentionally messing with whatever it is in our brains that stirs the pareidolia response, we recognize the faces as "faces," but they get so much more and more messed up over time that they don't look human... but still "kinda human."
This entire video plays out like a research project trying to convince the subject that their own natural responses are somehow wrong, as if they're trying to make the subject's own brain betray itself.
When I was in Iraq, I had experienced a prolonged "incident" that kept me awake for four straight days: I felt very high energy like I could have run three marathons in a row, along with a very strong disorientation as if I were floating. On the last day, I started hallucinating and then was ordered to check in with a medic. When it was safe enough to actually sleep, I didn't dream. There's a reason why the UN considers sleep deprivation a form of torture, because it fucking is.
The opening sequence after the introduction says that this video is made for a specific person with a name, but also an ID number that's six digits long: This is a common practice in the American prison system, I only know THIS because I have a few friends and family members who've been on the wrong side of the bars. I suspect that the purpose of this video is that not only was this "institute" experimenting on inmates to study the effects of sleep deprivation, but that this tape (nor the "workbook") should never have been found out about either. Unfortunately, convicts are seen as disposable or barely even human even if their crimes weren't serious, so they'd be a likely target for human experiments.
Anyway, I know this video is actually fiction and meant for entertainment, but that's the impression that I get.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
You might have really figured it out with that prison thing. The idea of someone being subjected to this involuntarily... brr. I mean this whole thing’s bad but what really gets me is Kris devising a phrase like “Ablation of Subconscious” - you shouldn’t want anything about yourself to have the word “ablated” applied to it, even an abstract thing. Maybe the carceral state is the only force that could even accomplish that.
(Although I imagine the average prisoner’s recourse to consult someone other than their doctor about issues isn’t considerable? Does TRI have a staff member on hand for that?)
“Okay, having experienced long term sleep deprivation myself”
Weird flex but ok
Thanks for your analysis and your service
Insomnia is fuckin weird. You know you're supposed to sleep, but your body won't let you. The fun part is having access to DPH, which is supposed to make you sleepy, but not the awareness that it's a deliriant.
Okay, but there's just one problem; this video wasn't made to reprogram a mind to no longer be able to sleep, it's trying to reprogram the mind to no longer be able to _Dream._
this reminds me of when i was a kid and would randomly imagine a terrifying ghoulish face at night and then be scared to close my eyes again.
Its really cool how staring at the first faces leaves a small afterimage on the colored backgrounds
Scary without jumpscares? Can we get more of this style of horror please
Yeah, I like how you know that it's gonna get scary, you know you shouldn't follow the instructions... but you kinda want to get the crap scared out of you.
@@lyra9223 I only like jumpscares when it's mostly me that made it a jumpscare. Like if I see a weird figure in the background of a movie scene, but there's no loud sound or effects.
@@lyra9223 Yeah jumpscares scare you that's why you get adrenaline. Would you describe something jumping at your face as not scary? Jumpscares are incredibly great at scaring people and factory farmed horror movies use them *all* the time because they know it works. But that leads to a lack of actual story or inferal of different emotions; no context is built.Jumpscares aren't the problem they are one of the most effective sources of fear and shock, it's the over saturated use of them and nothing else that's the problem. I mean the whole time watching this video I was *expecting* a jumpscare and that's what made it scary because the artists are creative and know to use different techniques at different times unlike mainstream horror directors and writers who don't. I believe that jumpscares aren't a problem the directing is, that's my opinion anyway.
What makes it worse is that it'd be easier if it had a jumpscare.
I know Petscop achieves a similar effect to this.
WoW this video actually works I haven’t dreamed in so long because this video keeps me awake at night
It's because of caffeine is why you don't dream.
Actually that's the objetive sleep is for the weak you have work to do
@@lanakaneti9524 Wait until you start going bald. You'll find time 😉
It worked for me to! I only have nightmares now!
Sequence 1 is just *happy happy happy happy ANGRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Can't dream if you can't sleep!
This channel really has been a Joy OF A CHANNEL to me 🙂 ..--
I’m going to watch this every night for 7 months and see what happens to me. I’ll be keeping updates of my dreams in this comment section. Stay tuned. Or don’t. I don’t care
update
lmao
I died I’m dead now
@@gabrieltorrez464 look if it's not too difficult can you please ask mr. Steve Jobs when the next apple phone is coming out
@@gabrieltorrez464 good night