UNKNOWN P | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

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  • čas přidán 2. 07. 2024
  • Unknown P (the UK's first posh drill rapper) meets Amelia for a virtual date in a chicken shop.
    Created by Amelia Dimoldenberg
    Written by Munya Chawawa, Marvin Alvarez and Amelia Dimoldenberg
    Director: Amelia Dimoldenberg
    Production Assistant: Georgie Goadsby
    Editor: Joseph Bolger @ Stitch
    Sound Design/Mix: Mark Duckett @ Bounce
    Conform: Matthew Easy
    Animation by Naomi Anderson-Subryan
    Social Media: Hazi Adamu
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Komentáře • 1,2K

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew Před 4 lety +6607

    mans called her caucasian stefflon don im dead

  • @thelocalabdi6929
    @thelocalabdi6929 Před 4 lety +6755

    unknown p is the type of guy to eat out a girl and say some bs when he's done like what a meal my compliments to the chef

  • @ImThaatGuyG
    @ImThaatGuyG Před 4 lety +8284

    “Are you cross eyed? Oh must be the WiFi“ pisstake 😂

    • @FMDRIVINGSCHOOL
      @FMDRIVINGSCHOOL Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂

    • @rich3905
      @rich3905 Před 4 lety +27

      JO DE BOSS it’s a joke relax 🤷‍♂️

    • @smolgok384
      @smolgok384 Před 4 lety +47

      @JO DE BOSS What the hell is wrong with you?

    • @ewanm8995
      @ewanm8995 Před 4 lety +85

      @JO DE BOSS you're being racist and simping in one comment, I never thought I'd see the day.

    • @jamiejones8424
      @jamiejones8424 Před 4 lety +1

      Edot Mdot your all racist

  • @HanaHabtamu
    @HanaHabtamu Před 4 lety +7977

    Never thought i'd see someone out-weird Amelia lol

    • @gabriellangton5137
      @gabriellangton5137 Před 4 lety +119

      you know unknown p is just a character, his real name is munya, you probably do but...

    • @Adam-wn2zb
      @Adam-wn2zb Před 4 lety +51

      She’s actually normal it’s just an act she puts on

    • @jamiejones8424
      @jamiejones8424 Před 4 lety +21

      Shes not normal shes boring

    • @victoria-le7ew
      @victoria-le7ew Před 4 lety +16

      Gabriel Langton well yeah. and so is amelia. we all know lol

    • @trystangovender4827
      @trystangovender4827 Před 4 lety +9

      Bernardo Silva 😂

  • @Thisath100
    @Thisath100 Před 4 lety +3586

    Unknown P is just pure class. All his jokes just don't miss.

    • @doverc0urt141
      @doverc0urt141 Před 4 lety +11

      Naaa you're just a wet guy like him

    • @ProdADMusic
      @ProdADMusic Před 4 lety +96

      @@doverc0urt141 don't hurt us chloe

    • @ski123
      @ski123 Před 4 lety +61

      @@doverc0urt141 sorry big man chloe :(

    • @xxxremastered3264
      @xxxremastered3264 Před 4 lety +29

      @Chloe I didnt say anything, please dont hurt me 👀

    • @pwazi4729
      @pwazi4729 Před 4 lety +32

      Chloe you’re about 40 what are u doing?

  • @hkjmbbmm2683
    @hkjmbbmm2683 Před 4 lety +6462

    this would’ve beeen so jokes irl but I’m not complaining 😂😂😂

  • @MikeyyHitsBills
    @MikeyyHitsBills Před 4 lety +2905

    'If they cancel the Chelsea flower show, I'm gonna have to back out the skeng'

  • @tennz3222
    @tennz3222 Před 4 lety +1616

    “I’m like the last eye bender” who tf is this guy 😂😂😂

    • @battman505
      @battman505 Před 4 lety +64

      He’s fucking hilarious

    • @yomom2027
      @yomom2027 Před 3 lety +4

      Larst

    • @fordy8
      @fordy8 Před 3 lety

      @@Lucas-lj5nu truss me g

    • @Sara_ennit
      @Sara_ennit Před 3 lety +8

      I was literally cryingggg when he said that 😂😂😂😭😭😭 surprised no one else caught it

  • @benmxiley_5606
    @benmxiley_5606 Před 4 lety +2368

    The straight face when he was calling her a BBW, respect to her

  • @MunyaChawawa
    @MunyaChawawa Před 4 lety +3167

    My inbox is now open to BBWs again - Amelia was too stoosh 🧐

  • @AR_112
    @AR_112 Před 4 lety +1398

    ‘Drill academy in Surrey’ 😂😂😂

    • @fionay2014
      @fionay2014 Před 3 lety +1

      Loooooooool

    • @jjay6432
      @jjay6432 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mjardine33
      @mjardine33 Před 2 lety +2

      I almost dropped my phone. I went through Peckham once 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tennz3222
    @tennz3222 Před 4 lety +731

    This guy just dominated Amelia in weirdness 😂

  • @armedresponse5087
    @armedresponse5087 Před 4 lety +3523

    We need a face to face Dutchavelli when this whole corona ting is over

    • @bluelock700
      @bluelock700 Před 4 lety +179

      They'll ask him whats his order and he'll just say i dunno know

    • @phlex1034
      @phlex1034 Před 4 lety +28

      He gone burn his drip if he has to

    • @BornAHawkEye
      @BornAHawkEye Před 4 lety +15

      Dutchavelli would take the piss hittin on her hahah 🥰👌😆

    • @yourlocalbossman3930
      @yourlocalbossman3930 Před 4 lety +5

      No we don't

    • @teez386
      @teez386 Před 4 lety

      @NSX 55 too TRUE LMAOOO

  • @dullcharlie472
    @dullcharlie472 Před 4 lety +1466

    I genuienly crease at everything this guy does

    • @Jahmed5635
      @Jahmed5635 Před 4 lety +4

      Lool I had to go back at watch it 😂

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin Před 4 lety +13

      Especially at Barty Crease?

    • @doverc0urt141
      @doverc0urt141 Před 4 lety +3

      You have to be a nerd then just like him

    • @fin4502
      @fin4502 Před 4 lety +9

      Chloe ooh sorry chloe please don’t hurt us

    • @amoon4370
      @amoon4370 Před 4 lety +1

      Dull Charlie same lol
      He tries to act cool but he's not really

  • @18xDJHx
    @18xDJHx Před 4 lety +437

    “I swear to god if they cancel the chelsea flower show I’m gonna have to back out my skeng” 😂

  • @tennz3222
    @tennz3222 Před 4 lety +754

    “Are you crossed eyed?”
    “No I’m no cross eyed”
    “Oh must be the WiFi”

  • @michaelm7961
    @michaelm7961 Před 4 lety +1462

    Riding round in a rover, if I see opps then it’s over

    • @charliebunting4322
      @charliebunting4322 Před 4 lety +184

      When I take shots like m sharapova

    • @OfficialGg
      @OfficialGg Před 4 lety +106

      Charlie Bunting doing up tennis

    • @Matt-yq7wp
      @Matt-yq7wp Před 4 lety +95

      Sage 'Yes Sir' Northcutt call Man Dennis I’m a menace

    • @stinkyrice
      @stinkyrice Před 4 lety +81

      @@Matt-yq7wp doing up olives in venice

    • @danielbrown687
      @danielbrown687 Před 4 lety +87

      •Benjamin• Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is

  • @teilagalvin8527
    @teilagalvin8527 Před 4 lety +1448

    "I like a bit of spice so it'd have to be something like a baked potato with a bit of tuna, couple granules of pepper" 😂🤣

  • @stevenpalmer2340
    @stevenpalmer2340 Před 4 lety +209

    “Bugger off opposition” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @qzza9863
    @qzza9863 Před 4 lety +280

    Crazy how hes the only uk drilla thats never been caught lacking

    • @sleezyog1407
      @sleezyog1407 Před 2 lety +3

      what this mean? i'm slow

    • @deantjewie
      @deantjewie Před 2 lety +1

      @@sleezyog1407 he's never disappointed anyone with his bars

  • @bruhnuts36
    @bruhnuts36 Před 4 lety +239

    “I like to call it the great british backoff” lmaooo😭

  • @pogchampminku2535
    @pogchampminku2535 Před 3 lety +76

    “Can I use you as bait to lure in opps” 😂😂😂

  • @anonymousanomie1
    @anonymousanomie1 Před 4 lety +292

    The D Double E bit was hilarious. I loved during his FITB when he said "Was that a wheel-up? Two more and I'm on Kano level" LOL

  • @Sara_ennit
    @Sara_ennit Před 3 lety +124

    1:43 'The Last Eyebender' im screamingggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 cant believe no one else caught that it was hilarioussss 😂😂😂

  • @aarongrizzle2526
    @aarongrizzle2526 Před 2 lety +37

    This is actually the best date there's been. There should be a part 2 in person

  • @sblackofficial
    @sblackofficial Před 4 lety +108

    "If they cancel the Chelsea flower show I might have to back out the skeng"🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @talhahnaqvi4306
    @talhahnaqvi4306 Před 4 lety +89

    “Let’s just say the croquet initiation in uni wasn’t my favourite” 💀

  • @thestickyone928
    @thestickyone928 Před 4 lety +202

    *Man called her A caucasian Stefflon Don*
    Lmao 😂

  • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
    @user-dz2hj6jo5h Před 4 lety +85

    “I see you as a caucasian stefflon don”💀😂😂

  • @RzCapone
    @RzCapone Před 4 lety +467

    I need to see Amelia go on a date with dutchavelli or ngolo kante before I die

    • @aroosahussain786
      @aroosahussain786 Před 4 lety +12

      Definitely want to see dutchavelli 😂

    • @AmeliaDimoldenberg
      @AmeliaDimoldenberg  Před 4 lety +336

      Unknown R, are you any relation to Unknown P or T? Cousins?

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +35

      Lol 'Unknown R'

    • @RzCapone
      @RzCapone Před 4 lety +46

      @@AmeliaDimoldenberg extended cousins I think🤔

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +9

      @ben dover go away boy. 😂😪 You this same homosexual lad from Manchester talking nonsense. What kinda batty name you got there? 🤨 Your old username was 'llols xox' and you are a boy calling yourself hugs and kisses you bumboy.

  • @shanedownes2291
    @shanedownes2291 Před 4 lety +82

    Man said bbw following with calling her the stefflon don 😂

  • @yusrahadi3973
    @yusrahadi3973 Před 4 lety +501

    how is it less awkward online?

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +48

      Coz she don't have to actually be with the person and interact with them in the real world, everything is easier behind a device or screen.

    • @2hillsinbetween
      @2hillsinbetween Před 4 lety +67

      Mystery Man how ironic coming from you

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +4

      @@2hillsinbetween hah hah

    • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
      @user-dz2hj6jo5h Před 4 lety +9

      there’s editing between the pauses

    • @abxhdstudistm8640
      @abxhdstudistm8640 Před 4 lety +2

      @@2hillsinbetween *👍👍 Good one*

  • @connornugent
    @connornugent Před 3 lety +42

    Your answer after 4:22 seemed to have genuinely made her smile lmao. Big man was almost in there for a baked potato and tuna

  • @ruthfrank8106
    @ruthfrank8106 Před 4 lety +109

    Girl: Where's your favourite place youve visited?
    Unknown P: I once drove through Peckham in an Addison Lee🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucaslopez5324
    @lucaslopez5324 Před 4 lety +443

    He sounds more like a white guy than a white guy

    • @axvuu-2406
      @axvuu-2406 Před 3 lety +2

      , 🤣

    • @zareh7740
      @zareh7740 Před 3 lety +12

      @@axvuu-2406 a chav white guy will look at him and think, wtf? lmfaooooooo!

    • @axvuu-2406
      @axvuu-2406 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zareh7740 faax

    • @crevorgodasdogas
      @crevorgodasdogas Před 3 lety +2

      He is pure English

    • @ethanholmes8188
      @ethanholmes8188 Před 3 lety

      @@crevorgodasdogas you know one day you will piss off the wrong person

  • @mohammedrahman1027
    @mohammedrahman1027 Před 4 lety +67

    “I like something with spice backed potatoes with tuna” 😂😂 what jokeman

    • @astrose305
      @astrose305 Před 4 lety +1

      Ahaaa LMAO and the as someone with asthma that speaks to me

  • @mrmotivator9996
    @mrmotivator9996 Před 4 lety +31

    This guy had the best one most prepared as well

  • @younglewpopedog2683
    @younglewpopedog2683 Před 3 lety +21

    Usually she dominates these big rappers but this man has outdone her 😂

  • @EraDonkeMusik
    @EraDonkeMusik Před 4 lety +112

    Now that Percy mentioned it Amelia kinda does look like stefflon don

  • @Rumayne
    @Rumayne Před 4 lety +42

    🔥 🔥 D Double tennis killed me 😂🤣😭

  • @sope4president97
    @sope4president97 Před 3 lety +14

    i will never stop saying "bugger off opposition"

  • @Tsomy
    @Tsomy Před 4 lety +16

    Munya Chawawa🔥🔥 Zimbabwe has made it🇿🇼🇿🇼

  • @SteveMarriott91
    @SteveMarriott91 Před 4 lety +26

    It takes a lot for Amelia to be the less weird one on a date 😅

  • @Jungle19395
    @Jungle19395 Před 4 lety +225

    Who else feels that Digga should be on this

  • @bossladytv6907
    @bossladytv6907 Před 4 lety +125

    This guy is a funny guy. Only reason I watched tbh lmaoo

    • @FMDRIVINGSCHOOL
      @FMDRIVINGSCHOOL Před 4 lety +1

      👍

    • @doverc0urt141
      @doverc0urt141 Před 4 lety +1

      He's not funny, u must be a nerd if u find this cu nt funny

    • @mariosmatzoros3553
      @mariosmatzoros3553 Před 3 lety +8

      @@doverc0urt141 Using "nerd" as an insult... Nerds rule the world dumbass.

    • @dave2.077
      @dave2.077 Před 2 lety +1

      @@doverc0urt141 the type of guy who finds unknown p unfumny is the typ og guy that laughs at tasteless bassboost memes or fortnite funny clips compilations. yous a wanka

  • @miguelzepeda9086
    @miguelzepeda9086 Před rokem +11

    Another date but in person, I feel you two are made for each other

  • @slimchaed
    @slimchaed Před rokem +2

    Bro just the way he's so quick witted, this dude is awesome

  • @mysteryman9641
    @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +70

    Amelia being way more relaxed and herself when they not together in person. 👀🤔

  • @babsmak4107
    @babsmak4107 Před 3 lety +4

    This is the greatest one so far.Munya can't and doesn't miss

  • @romelgonzales2754
    @romelgonzales2754 Před 4 lety +9

    This has got to be the funniest episode ive seen i love amelia so much

  • @Jahmed5635
    @Jahmed5635 Před 4 lety +33

    Hickery dickery dock I got one eye on the opp , I learnt it from drill academy looool, get this man a bafta 😂👏

  • @blessed7111
    @blessed7111 Před 4 lety +15

    Been waiting for the drill posh boy
    Batry crease BBC news

  • @abdullahaljanabi7278
    @abdullahaljanabi7278 Před 4 lety +51

    Finally he’s getting the recognition he deserves

  • @tommy_kaira733
    @tommy_kaira733 Před rokem +4

    This one had me in stitches

  • @MakaOceania
    @MakaOceania Před 3 lety +1

    man this guys on point with the delivery

  • @ballsack8878
    @ballsack8878 Před 4 lety +1

    We need a part two

  • @g.nshooter9736
    @g.nshooter9736 Před 4 lety +18

    Unknown p looks like a don who would beat a ting and then leave saying cheerio 😂

  • @danielajibola7788
    @danielajibola7788 Před 4 lety +5

    That D double e impression was on point

  • @user-is6hw3ii5p
    @user-is6hw3ii5p Před 3 lety

    I really enjoyed watching this guy!

  • @shaykraz3d
    @shaykraz3d Před 3 lety +2

    Amazing character. brilliant comedian

  • @veesvoyages
    @veesvoyages Před 2 lety +3

    The man, the myth, the legend! The chemistry on this date though

  • @magnumonefive
    @magnumonefive Před 4 lety +67

    Thought he mights see Giggles in Peckham😭😭

  • @prodbyballi
    @prodbyballi Před 4 lety +1

    YESSSSS

  • @alasdairgurney4901
    @alasdairgurney4901 Před 4 lety +2

    These two are criminally underrated

  • @Kemi116
    @Kemi116 Před 3 lety +5

    😂😂😂 I love him! He’s honestly hilarious ❤️

  • @pesser
    @pesser Před 4 lety +10

    The giggs ad libs 🤣😂😂😂

  • @talk2s5061X
    @talk2s5061X Před 3 lety

    I need to see him live!!

  • @fin6338
    @fin6338 Před 4 lety

    Omg this is amazing

  • @jesseholloway6076
    @jesseholloway6076 Před 4 lety +39

    This guys obsession with Mary Berry 😂, we need Y.MStizzy next...

  • @manny7986
    @manny7986 Před 4 lety +14

    Damn they put effort into this video

  • @trippytubs8689
    @trippytubs8689 Před 4 lety +229

    People who have been waiting for Niko Omilana to appear
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    👇🏻

  • @ellisiajohnson8848
    @ellisiajohnson8848 Před 2 lety

    We need one in personnnnn

  • @Dumpercoin
    @Dumpercoin Před 4 lety +3

    Two people that are good winders. Loved this 😂

  • @YourKungFuSux
    @YourKungFuSux Před 4 lety +12

    d double is 100% the guy you would go to to play a game of doubles

  • @aaronjoedmello6166
    @aaronjoedmello6166 Před 3 lety +1

    Awesome 👍

  • @amitkatri7229
    @amitkatri7229 Před 4 lety

    That was brilliant! 😄

  • @jonnyafaninos123
    @jonnyafaninos123 Před 4 lety +4

    Unknown P is an actual genius

  • @kamsb
    @kamsb Před 4 lety +5

    Funniest one yet he's jokesss😂😂😂 Could see she genuinely enjoyed it as well

  • @kenjai7940
    @kenjai7940 Před 4 lety +2

    Yeeeees it’s ouuut!!!!

  • @mathushavettivelu2234
    @mathushavettivelu2234 Před 4 lety +2

    28 second omg love you😂💕

  • @Challengetogetsubs-rn7gg
    @Challengetogetsubs-rn7gg Před 4 lety +129

    “Are you cross eyed? Oh must be the WiFi” pisstake

  • @aboodi4791
    @aboodi4791 Před 4 lety +3

    “The Last Eyebender” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @briffaaa2631
    @briffaaa2631 Před 2 lety +1

    this man is gold

  • @jamierocke
    @jamierocke Před 3 lety +2

    This is by far the funniest one yet 😩

  • @mysteryman9641
    @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety +35

    0:39 - Lol man said BBW u know, haha dis guy. 💀😂😄

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety

      @Syaan Rahman truss me g. 👌 Safe for subscribing to me as well.

    • @cartistan
      @cartistan Před 4 lety +1

      Please dont invade this channel as well Spanish battyman. I beg

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety

      @@cartistan what you gunna do? Oh yh nothing as usual.

    • @xxxremastered3264
      @xxxremastered3264 Před 4 lety

      Mystery man is active on the net, he aint no verbalist but some safe ute, but theirs a ute named raj opposite of him that gives verbal to people instead

  • @YoungBoyArchivess
    @YoungBoyArchivess Před 4 lety +86

    who would jeet her cah she hard to get
    SHE HAS TO DO DUTCHAVELI OR MIZORMAC

    • @mysteryman9641
      @mysteryman9641 Před 4 lety

      She's peng at the same time like she hard to get coz in person she not naturally very good socially I think (she often awkward in her in-person dates) so you have to do well and put in work to make her comfortable and come out of her shell/open up.

    • @Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia
      @Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia Před 4 lety

      @@mysteryman9641 Agreed, specially she doesnt feel fake if you know what i mean

    • @Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia
      @Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia Před 4 lety

      @James M Yeah but in a genuine way, it doesnt feel what do you say reharsed or trained for.

    • @MOMO-436
      @MOMO-436 Před 4 lety +5

      Jamal1959 It’s professional improv, they’re basically playing caricatures of their real selves. I hope you know it’s not an actual date right?

    • @tevb8834
      @tevb8834 Před 4 lety +2

      Mystery Man bro how do you not know that it’s an act😂

  • @chrisd6287
    @chrisd6287 Před 2 lety

    This needs to be in person

  • @M-A_04
    @M-A_04 Před 4 lety +1

    One of the most anticipated dates yet😂

  • @hafzahameed1911
    @hafzahameed1911 Před 4 lety +6

    Welcome back to another episode of “look where quarantine has got me”

  • @NYCDom
    @NYCDom Před 3 lety +7

    “Are you cross eyed”
    “No”
    “Oh must be the WiFi” 😭😭😭😭

  • @ab.3017
    @ab.3017 Před 4 lety

    LOOL HE IS A GENIUS

  • @reecesmall1155
    @reecesmall1155 Před 4 lety +1

    Best green screen tings

  • @warrenlondon2426
    @warrenlondon2426 Před 4 lety +4

    This guy is a breath of fresh air 😂😂👌

  • @Comic3247
    @Comic3247 Před 4 lety +5

    Hope you’re doing well and staying safe

  • @kirstylou7980
    @kirstylou7980 Před 4 lety +1

    This girl makes my day :) x

  • @isayasinsultan2471
    @isayasinsultan2471 Před 3 lety +2

    “I’m like the last eye bender.” Had me dead 😂😂

  • @davidchhom
    @davidchhom Před 3 lety +7

    When he said " It must be the WIFI" I laughed so hard!!!

  • @xavier808
    @xavier808 Před 2 lety +10

    Y'ALL NEED TO GO ON ANOTHER DATE AT A REAL CHICKEN SHOP!!!

  • @warriorclass1040
    @warriorclass1040 Před 3 lety

    Amelia.. we need this done again in person.. it's not the same..

  • @Manlikebenj
    @Manlikebenj Před 4 lety

    both of them are hella underrated