Chrystia Freeland's Grocery Plan
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- In the Canadian House of Commons, Chrystia Freeland introduces the government's bold new plan to tackle the ever rising cost of groceries in Canada. By adding more tax we can lower the cost of food for everyday Canadians.
Disclaimer, this is political satire, a parody of Chrystia Freeland.
Thank you Ms Freeland. My family canceled the Disney Channel. Now we can afford to gas up more often and drive around to pay more carbon tax!
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I'm not driving around as much just on principle. The LESS direct carbon taxes Trudeau gets from me, the better, My 'less driving' has nothing to do with 'climate change' concerns, which I DON'T have - so THERE, Trudeau !
Absolutely priceless. This young lady has the Wicked Witch of the East down pat. Keep up the excellent work. Really enjoy your production.
Problem is she is actully from peace river alberta omfg
Even the Trudeau ones r good
when satire is reality
Well done! Great impersonation of Freeland the Freeloader!
Love the moniker "freeland the freeloader"
She's mastered the pedantry quite nicely with these Mr Speaker lectures.
It is like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard, which means you nailed the impersonation.
Great video Jillian!! Loved it! You've got "Bobble Head 1" nailed for sure - even her thinking is spot on - more taxes on groceries!! OMG!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you my friend! 🙏🏼
@@EyesWideJillian Very welcome, Jillian! Very enjoyable viewing! 😀
So very accurate...you rock Jillian.
Hey does anyone think it's a bit ironic that the guy defending the grocery prices is called Phillip CHAMPAGNE ?
aka Frankie Bubbles ....
Let them drink champagne!
I'll fill up with Champagne and watch you eat crickets.
Awesome rendition!
The unelected globalists in the WEF and EU can eat bugs!!
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Your Excellency please give the crowd a little shoulder flex here...
If I take my glasses off its like I'm watching question period in parliament.
This is priceless!
Great impersonation of the wicked witch of the east.
She made my skin crawl, just like the real thing!! lol
She is hilarious. 😂😂😂
It's hilarious, but it's also the truth.
Grocery plan? Just plan to not have groceries. That way you won't be disappointed by the plan.
Priceless, Jillian !! You know it's good when you throw your shoe at the screen !!
Lmao. You nailed it!😂
Cans of dog food...wasn't expecting that!
Very well done 👍
You are marvelous, and right on target - SUBSCRIBED !!!!!! :)
I don't know who you are but I absolutely loved this and I just subscribed. Love and respect to you and freedom fighters across the globe.
😂🤣🤣🤣 you’re amazing 👏 thanks so much for the giggles 🤭
Waiting for a bawling freeland during EU trade negotiations 😂
Very good satire!
Jeez! I didn't realise this was a parody! Give this woman an oscar! Bang on!
Your predictions of having people supervise who gets how much isn't that far fetched. When my wife and I went to Cuba there was an attendant whose job was to hand out TP outside of the bathroom in the airport. That's where socialism ends up and it's not funny.
This will happen if digital money comes in.
Simply amazing. If I was to close my eyes, I would have sworn it was Freeland herself talking, nasal congestion and all.
Crickets at my pet shop goes for like 2$ , instead of my 22$ tbones this is such a game changer , TY GOVERNEMENT!
I can't stop watching these videos. Well done and hilarious.
OMG...that nasal Meester Speeeaker is awesome.....I get that chill in my spine when I hear it.....well done!
You are hilarious im so glad that I stumbled upon your post keep up with the good work
Very well done! Nailed the hair flip. I do, however, suggest you dial up the twitchiness about 30%.
Haha it’s my biggest critique from everyone 😂 it’s so hard to do 😁
You should include that look she has when not speaking that looks like she's holding back a massive #2 desperately and wants to flee immediately :)
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Just found you, hilarious, subscribed.
Love it, thank you for the laughs I needed that ;}
The pleasure is all mine! I’m glad we can laugh for a moment, because we can all agree what I’m making fun of is no laughing matter 🙏🏼
"Meeeeester Speaker..." Oh my, I think I love you. 🤣
Let me be perfectly clear….excellent!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 You’ve captured whatever-it-is. 👏😊
Your head tilt and condescending tone are spot on.
Too Funny!! Great impersonation!
Unfortunately back to reality, this Is how they think in their own demented little world!
Perfect. Love that hair flip. Exactly how Freeland does it.
I appreciate the spot on 'Chrystia Freeland kindergarten teacher I'm talking to a bunch of 5 year olds' tone of this video.
Had me at 'Mister Speaker"
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The disclaimer is hilarious too.
This was spot on!
Perfect imitation. (LoL) The only thing it was lacking was her constant twitching. But very good and very much matches exactly how she, and Justin, and the rest of that gang think about us.
Let Trud ,Freeland + Shcwab share a jail cell as they dine on a lifetime of Crickets+ slugs .Ah don’t mind paying the taxes to accommodate this one!
We thought Jacinda was the badest ass in town, but Freeland is catching up quickly ! Great job, J !
Oh, Freeland is scarier. She's still in office and working for WEF.
I just love your honesty thank goodness we can still have some humour
Cant get enuf of her hilarious and perfect 'take' on CF.
I will send in extra taxes for my groceries, please except my apologies Cristia😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect recreation of Crusty Expensiveland.
Really funny! Any chance we can get bloopers if there are any? Would love to see the behind the scenes for this LOL
Haha that’s a great idea! I’ll see what I’ve got!
LOL, absolutely great parody! ..but now I'm sad because its actually not even a parody, it's the reality that we need to combat.
WE MUST FEED THEM THE CRICKETS
Hand out 600+ of tax payers dollars for groceries. People spend the money on groceries. Grocery store owners make money. Government mad.
I loved watching the liberal amount of hair tossing
This is WONDERFUL so funny but true at the same time You have made us laugh at a monstrous person and situation
Excellent work. Just a little more pause, look around the room with a grimace, head twitching, then resume dialogue.
Why food is taxed?
After paying carbon tax!
Thank you Ms Freeland. I am so glad you have resolved your "loud sniff-noise in-between sentences" problem
Perfect!!! But where are the druggie jitters today?
My goodness your bang on. Great job!!!
I imagine Chrystia Wich Freeland forced to watch this video while being slapped on the face occasionally in order to keep her in focus and it makes me a bit happier.
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Bahahaha 🤣
We need too start paying our politicians what they are really worth.
So you’re saying we should pay them with cans of dog food? 😏
Grocery should have absolutely no tax
Jillian, I eagerly await your witty social criticism. It is like a breath of fresh air. And, of course, marvelously well-delivered. Thank you again.
David
Thanks for following along David! 🙏🏼
This is an excellent take down of Chrystia Jailland!
😆. Thanks for laugh. 🙏🏻🇨🇦
Thanks for watching!! 🤪
The mannerisms are spot on lol
You know, when I was a younger single adult just starting out in my working career I used to joke about two things, one was getting married and having kids and the other was about my retirement plan - 1) I used to say I was going to get married and have 2 kids; a boy and a girl. I'd move the family to some remote location and raise the boy as a girl and the girl as a boy, teach them right was wrong and wrong was right then when they turned 18, dump them off in a big city somewhere and see how they'd do... 2) I used to say that I had enough savings to retire comfortably under the finest overpasses and eat the finest dollar store cat food! On both counts it turns out I was right!
You know you’re a good actress when you can make your audience’s blood boil.
You are hysterical! I always thought that if Chrystia spoke any slower she would be speaking in reverse ( which would be a suitable tactic for such a tool of the Illuminati). At any rate she must have taken the teenage witch spell-casting speech tutorial in highschool
Thank you so much! 😂
love how perfectly she imitates the witch
She's only missing the every five second hair flip!
Nice hair flip…you got it down pat 😂
Dog food.... oh my... Lol
Excellent , really enjoyed the parody of truth.
LOL...THAT WAS GREAT...YOU SHOULD RUN FOR PRIME MINISTER...YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE GOVERNMENT WE HAVE NOW...
THANKS FOR THE MORNING LAUGH...
As always 👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you! Cheers!
This should go viral. Perfect!
Love how this woman gets the NAZEL VOICE ....JUST LIKE FREELAND....LMFAO
Yes!!! This was a good one 🤣
Thank you my friend!
Got the voice and mannerisms down pat!
Chrystia Freeland is Canada's Marie Antoinette.
Some of the crickets have tape worms. .
Omgggggg ! !
Brilliant ! .. freeland IS that pathetic !
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That voice! That voice makes me cringe every time. You nailed it!
Great comedy!!...Because it's true.🤣🤣🤣
Dear Miss Freeland,
Thank you a lot. Your house address actually hurt. Good choice of dress colour though.
Yours Truly,
Thin Is In, Health Is Out
You're going to have the same problem as The Onion, soon enough. Where reality outpaces satire.
Keep up the good work! 🤣
OMG girl your awesome keep it up. Hollywood here you come
Several cans of dog food?! Have you SEEN the price of dog food? Half a can at best.
awesome
Lilly Tomlin would be proud. Bahahah
This was almost perfectly done . 😂
I now have visions of a new and improved take out menu at the KFC francizes. A bucket of Kentucky Fried Crickets anyone?
Keep up the great work. Ha ha ha we so need this right now.
Yes we do!! 🙏🏼🤣
Ha ha.. you did it so well
lmao disney plus! lmao!! weigh these potatoes freeland, lol, love it