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His comment about being a non violent offender but being turned into a violent one because of the way he was mistreated...It’s heartbreaking. Happy the dude served, got out and is now doin his thing.
just the toilet way that us prisons are set up, forces prisoners into gangs to survive and stay from getting attacked. Sadly no one is changing prisons to work better they just don't care at all about what is happening.
Long story short, he got out after 6 years. He goes to jails and does shows for for inmates. Giving something back. He's a good dude.
Don't forget hilarious! I can't wait for his second special to come out, very funny man!
Moral of the story is, two men whose lives had been thrown away stepped in to stop a young man from throwing his away.
My brother worked at a prison here in Indiana for a while. Said he never understood the a**hole guards at all. Why make a miserable situation worse for guys, especially when you're smart enough to realize you're outnumbered? 7 years and ZERO physical alterations.
Salute to your brother
Read up on the Stanford Prision experiment and you can understand the psychology. Humans can be sadistic motherfuckers.
Fire and Safety Clerk is like a fire marshall. When the alarm goes off he makes sure people get out ok. Checks fire extinguishers, fire escape doors, escape routes etc. Generally will have good knowledge of the entire building layout and health and safety procedures.
Bruh “the system is like judicial slavery and I’m Nat Turner” holy shit that is a profound way to describe his transition into radicalism! Dude is a genuine genius and I feel like half the truly potent shit he says gets missed because he saying in such a throw away fashion! Poetic
This is Not Happening is actually just favorite wild stories that are happened to be told by Comedians.
I discovered Ali Saddiq 4 years ago, he is a wonderful storyteller. He is some ca^ptivating in his narrations, you come in for laughs and stay because you are so enthralled with his stories.
If nobody has told you yet, He ended up doing 6 years out of the 15 he was sentenced. And 20 years after he got out of prison he started getting back into comedy and he started by going to prisons and giving shows to inmates and telling them his story, (He got arrested for half a blunt while he was on his way to take his son to school.) Those videos are really good.
I’ve watched like every single video of him I could find, I’m obsessed lol. His story telling ability is amazing. Like he makes you feel like you were actually there with him. You should really react to more of his videos, I haven’t heard a single one that I didn’t like.
“Cuz this is gonna be a good one!” Cracks me up everytime
Roy Wood, Jr Golden Coral story is a good one. From the same stand up show.
It was a long build up but a great story though
Please. No one ever reacts to that one either which is mindblowing
“Bothan dope boys” by him has one of my favorite lines
He did 7yrs of the 15..excellent underrated comedian
This ain't gon be good Mitchell
Lmaoo
Dammit Mitchell
Ali siddiq mushrooms
Gotchu
@@DontTrustOurOpinion This story is worth every second spent listening to it.
As a former C.O. Stories like his is why I quit. Being one of 3 black C.O. it was difficult enough. But then trying to stop unnecessary harassment just caused problems for me. Institutionalized racism is real. And they don't take kindly to being told that they're breaking their own rules.
Still that shit was funny.
I believe in treating people with dignity but let's not forget, people go to prison for punishment. I think arresting people for drugs is ridiculous, but I think if you're a thief or violent criminal, you deserve the punishment you get because everyone knows what goes on in prisons, so you wanna break the laws to send you there then you're rolling the dice, racism isn't forcing anyone to break the law.
Love Ali Siddiq. How he was in the C.O.'s head... knowing what was happening. Very thoughtful comedy.
I’m pretty he was on a podcast or did a bit onstage and talked about what he got locked up for. Can’t think of where it is, it’s out there.
We gotta find that
@@DontTrustOurOpinion not sure about a podcast, but here's one of his bits about getting arrested. It's from the set he recorded in an actual prison >> czcams.com/video/5IGfb_oWC8A/video.html
He says it during this story... "I was in for a non-violent crime, drug deal."
He got caught with a kilo of coke.
In fact I think it was 5 kilos.
He goes in depth on Joey Diaz’s podcast The Church of What’s Happening Now
I love Ali Saddiq. Dude is a legit storyteller.
Straight up. I did a year. Sometimes you get backed down by guards. Sometimes you back them down.
This is what the criminal "justice" system in America does. Turns small time offenders into real criminals! Ali Siddiq is one of the funniest right now (my opinion) so if he blows up, I'd be more than happy!
Thank you guys for getting to my request it's one of my favorites.
MrWaffles705 no problem
You guys should watch Ali siddiqs “it’s bigger than these bars” good watch.
"Mexicans got on boots!!!" Love Ali!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ain't never been to jail, and even I know what a "Fire and Safety Clerk" is.
All I needed was word association to figure that out.
I've watched a lot of your reactions, subbed for this one. Nice reaction. He's f'ing hilarious and on point.
Nonviolent time is generally around 1/4 or 1/3 of the time they give you. As long as you don’t get into trouble, that’s pretty much how it goes.
If you get sentenced to 10 years, you’re likely only going to serve around 3 years.
Did some research, saw that he did 6 years of that 15.
"Pain is funny...... later" --Richard Pryor
Saw Ali Siddiq perform back in 2015 or 2016 in New Orleans when he taped his Comedy Central 30 min special. Fantastic set.
Vestibule: antechamber, hallway, lobby
Thank God he didn't get to him. He's turned his life around and sharing that immense talent with us.
I am starting to like Ali's stories. That was pretty funny.
Finally!!! Ali Siddiq is a real one! Much love to yall
"...like i love women so much man... oh god..." bruh ded
911 SNL R Kelly Interview skit PLEASE. Love the "Rainy Days and Mondays" intro.
Send the link for us please 🙏🏽
@@DontTrustOurOpinion czcams.com/video/qAtvxFFsoeg/video.html for the R. Kelly skit AND for your intro here's the song it reminds me of. It's amazing. 40 and my mom played the heck out of itczcams.com/video/PjFoQxjgbrs/video.html
Ironically, I've been to prison and also I was bullied. But not related at all. I just chose the wrong friends and made dumbass kid decisions (haven't been back and this was in the late 90s lol. learned my dumbass lesson, just took once). But yes, it shouldn't matter whether your not in prison, or in prison. Treat people with respect. It's not a hard concept.
911 Norm McDonald - 12 Minute joke!!
It is crazy good and an awesome story!
Eyyyyyy, thanks for reacting to this y'all! Now I gotta find something else to chirp at ya on those polls.
You're my favorite channel like this. I'm subscribing so i don't have to type your guy's name in every morning :)
You’re the best🙏🏽 thank you!
I love Ali he is so funny, he only did 7 years in prison, but he went to prison in the 90s so just imagine how worse the system is now.
Haha this was amazing reaction bro
Don't be ashamed to say you were raised the right way ever.
He’s got another funny story about a Prison Riot
That Texas criminal justice system ain’t no joke not that’s it’s really easy anywhere in the US
Yes! So glad you guys did this one
If you're sentenced to 10 years, you'll spend 8 months for every year, so 80 months, which is about 6 years, 8 months!! But if you're sentenced to 10 years and a day, you'll spend 10 years and 1 day in prison!!! Check out Chris Distefano's 9/11 story.
Another great episode of This is Not Happening is Duncan Trussel Dying on Acid - definitely worth the watch
I've been and it's wild how some of the guards treat people. Demons 😈.
I thought you reacted to this already, holy shit this is going to be good.
Joey Diaz also really got his start as a comedian while incarcerated. Look for those damn stories.
Mitchell, didn't your mom told you to be a decent man? Now you have to keep looking over your shoulder all day everyday, or your shift ends badly.
New subscriber, y’all got some good reactions 👌🏽
Let’s get some More Joey Diaz 🔥💯,
Coming later this week
Yo I'm so glad y'all finally reacted to this junt
I’ve been waiting weeks for this one!!! Hahahahaha
"Cuz if I was in prison man.. It wouldn't be a good sight" he says wearing a pink sweater lmao
The fuck does a color mean😂
@@h3xbb284 it's feminine color
I wonder why comedy central removed all these from their youtube, I loved these
More Ali!
Check out Gabriel inglesias’ gift basket story for a chuckle about black stereotypes
Ol' buddy about got himself poked up! Watch your back, Mitchell!
Here's a couple more of Ali's stand up clips. White Neighbors keep falling off their roofs: czcams.com/video/UY5oBh6k-lU/video.html Getting dragged out of a Courtroom: czcams.com/video/mat7sUW0Q3A/video.html
that intro music is nice
Have you already watched Ali Siddiq "Prison Riot" ? That's his most popular and quotable one. :)
Yeah we have
czcams.com/video/QZaQgNGtj6M/video.html
I remember the same exact feelings going through me at 14 years old going to detention. I hated the strip search and the squat and cough oh my God
You gotta watch ALI SIDDIQ - I ATE A BAG OF MUSHROOMS
Check out his story Mexicans got on boots
wish I could hear it…
You have to go to school 7 years to argue the law but 5 months to "enforce" the law. There is something really wrong with that!
That part!!!
Yooo check out some Mitch Hedberg. One of my all time favorites
We going to later this week
@@DontTrustOurOpinion oh hell yeah. Looking forward to it
I looked him up. He only did 6 years.
Ever did time? 6 years is a loooong time
Yo uncle Joey did some years to his stories are good
Yeah maybe next time 👊🏽
Ya playing playing 😂😂😂I know y’all getting blown up for that Agust D-Daechwita Reaction...y’all should do it...but I’mma be a humble queen and watch what I can get atm because I support y’all..the stand up reactions are cool too
Thank you for always supporting. We always see you in the comment section. We gonna get to it later this week
if i was in this situation i would really be wanting to find out where Mitchell lives when i got out
Fire and safety clerk...prisoners entrusted with the responsibility of building safety. A monitor
his mushrooms story is also hilarious.
He done a few podcasts on church of what's happening with Joey Diaz.
He talks alot about prison there.
He does a bit about mushrooms that is so funny
Worst CO I had threw my shoes off the top tier I was a 18yr old kid smh told myself den an there I ain’t goin back unless it’s for a milli
911 This is different, but give "Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Version" a shot. The words are changed to fit the video. I've probably watched it 50 times over the years. SO FUNNY. Theres other literal version videos if you like it.
Yeah, that’s the best. Love is a battlefield is good too. But just those two.
Want more of his stories watch him of Joey Diaz church of whats happening now.
Not sure if you know this, but none of the this i not happening is comedy. They are all stories told by comedians, but not comedy sets or comedy in itself.
eyy who's that CZcamsr from prison he's talking about.
Shout him out!
Lockdown 23&1 ?
Imma a pretty laid back security guard tbh
Brad Williams - A Wee Problem
Yo, this was a cool reaction. I f wit y'all channel. It's cool. I know everybody into Ali Siddiq bout to ask Y all to do the mushroom story next. And it's got a animated version. That is just as good, if not better than the stand up version. But hey If you want to get that back story you mentioned here about how he started doing stand up PLUS his stand up, you gotta check out this video called Ali Siddiq Ladies Night Out Part 1 l LOLflix. Here's a link to that one:
czcams.com/video/J1xE2cmh4rA/video.html
The fuck up part is every one was laughing at his pain you can tell he wanted to cry this is not a funny story it is real shit.
Look up Ali siddiq prison riot #GUTS
Check out Steven Lynch - Tennessee
So was joey Diaz that's how he got into stand up in prison
Pause at 9:57 for accidental Renaissance painting.
Honestly it's messed up on both ends. It's not like law abiding citizens are overflowing there. I think majority make it work and there are a few asshole POS on both sides that just have to make it difficult. At the end of the day prisoners should follow the rules and realize they got themselves there and officers should enforce said rules and not any personal agendas.
Funny how nobody knows any of these people in real life, and yet lot of people hearing this story are wishing this "Mitchell dude" get something bad happen to em.
Volumes way too quiet lads
When are you guys gonna see Russel Peters
This story definitely isn’t funny. Anyone who works inside knows that idiots like Mitchell get a lot of people hurt. I guarantee nobody ever wants to work with him. Ali is a master at telling this story.
His mushrooms story
Pray on the bed, not over a toilet..
damn he went to prison for selling drugs? idk what he was selling but when i was arrested with 110grams weed (just under 4 ounces) and about 15000NOK (1500usd) they dragged me into the police station for a few hours because they had to interview me and all that for the paperwork. they let me out early because i had this doctors appointment, but i was still 30 min late for that so i explained the situation to the ladie at the front desk and she was like ok, not much u can do about that and sorted me out. I do my appointment with the doctor, i leave and i think like 6 months later i received the letter from politiet as we can call them in Norway. It says im charged with doing 45days in prison and im thinking to myself, this isnt gonna be that. I appear in court maybe 3-4 months later to receive my final sentencing and the court ladies interview me for a bit, confirm some info from the police and ask me about my life. I end up with 45hours of community service cutting grass at this local soccer club, like the field and around the area. Prison system in the great US of A is fucked up.
911 Joey Diaz and Dan Soder This is not happening
Great vid. Next- I would suggest Ali Siddiq-Mushrooms, it's hilarious.
His mushroom story is way more funny please do the mushroom one. No one has done it