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  • Not Safe For Work | Patently Stupid
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Komentáře • 98

  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti Před rokem +213

    I love how you can just hear how much strength it took for Ross to not laugh during that intro.

  • @Braindead46
    @Braindead46 Před rokem +69

    What I got from the thumbnail is that Max will get naked for the right amount of money.

  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul Před rokem +216

    And this is why Ross needs a dommy mommy

  • @runashadow4033
    @runashadow4033 Před rokem +48

    Max walking away bursting into laughter over Jerry’s flower pitch was hilarious

  • @quinnie_here
    @quinnie_here Před rokem +25

    6:55 chickens actually are known omnivores and will eat any meat given to them. One time at a wedding a bunch of kids threw Chick-fil-A nuggets into the chicken pen-it was on a farm-and they went crazy on them. Fucked up, but true!

  • @TheBioFear
    @TheBioFear Před rokem +108

    All I'm saying is that a actual dnd campaign with the bois would be amazing.

    • @lu_thejackass
      @lu_thejackass Před rokem +17

      They did some d&d stuff on CZcams before

    • @zarmyranger100
      @zarmyranger100 Před rokem +3

      They did 2 of them.

    • @kyouryuuasobi8321
      @kyouryuuasobi8321 Před rokem +1

      @Lu_thejackass
      I’m pretty sure they are implying that if it was a D&D campaign that they did, it would be amazing

  • @cheekykiki4176
    @cheekykiki4176 Před rokem +47

    Max's laugh genuinely makes me so happy. You can tell he's having fun with his friends :)
    I have major social anxiety and these videos come out just before I go to school so it really helps me relax before going.
    Thank you Max! Hope your day goes well!

  • @ava4512
    @ava4512 Před rokem +29

    The goblin has me actually crying from laughing so hard, it brought so many more issues to the table 😭

    • @smolplantboi
      @smolplantboi Před 4 měsíci

      Omg same, I could not stop laughing for a full ten minutes

  • @xianaechoraven
    @xianaechoraven Před rokem +17

    to krista’s pants idea. what if the color was tie dye. so when you leak the pants absorbs it and makes new colors appear on the pants. “oh what’s that? color changing pants”

  • @genvossekuil5243
    @genvossekuil5243 Před rokem +11

    To answer Doug's question:
    My dad and I once had the idea for a milkshake on a stick and it would be sold exclusively at the fair

  • @JillInTheBox
    @JillInTheBox Před rokem +18

    Every time I see Mithzan post a Patently Stupid video, I get instant flashbacks to "CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE PERSON," problem and Max's solution. 😂

  • @majesticsandwich9134
    @majesticsandwich9134 Před rokem +19

    29:44 that was such a devastating and brutal line Max 😂 I laughed so much hearing your sick burn

    • @SparkTheSmol
      @SparkTheSmol Před 2 měsíci

      You putthe timestamp after what he said, buddy

  • @JexyFoxx
    @JexyFoxx Před rokem +12

    41:31 This one almost made me choke on my soda in laughter. Patiently Stupid always makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Otleh17
    @Otleh17 Před rokem +10

    jerrys thing at the end got me down bad CACKLIN. i loved his so much

  • @straytube
    @straytube Před rokem +9

    What if someone invented "dancing zones", where anyone can step inside of it and they would burst out dancing like a pro?

  • @wizardswarrior
    @wizardswarrior Před rokem +8

    The way Ross said the intro was really funny

  • @BlueBirdFeather1996
    @BlueBirdFeather1996 Před rokem +6

    Wait, don’t chickens eat other chickens? I thought for sure they are cannibals

  • @ctcrafty8436
    @ctcrafty8436 Před rokem +5

    Julia’s pop tart was so cute

  • @theedittingjoke
    @theedittingjoke Před rokem +1

    Jerry get’s shived. “*YAWN* Oh man it’s time for a quick nap.”

  • @soupbass
    @soupbass Před rokem +4

    maybe fizzy's knife was made of melted down bullets

  • @lotusasche4183
    @lotusasche4183 Před rokem +5

    ROFLMAO I wonder what shenanigans they will cook up!

  • @sidneyd.4419
    @sidneyd.4419 Před rokem +15

    I was waiting for this upload 😼
    Also DQOTD: I want an mechanic hand that auto feeds me ice cream out of the pint

  • @LexTheCool
    @LexTheCool Před rokem +3

    Ellos Doug! I don't currently have any good invention ideas- I do want to create something that's cool but I'm not sure what I should make

  • @fork5025
    @fork5025 Před rokem +3

    I love this Jerry lore

  • @push1832
    @push1832 Před rokem +1

    "he wont hes a GOBLIN" best. also the "ummm, my hand is raised" constantly

  • @helper_games
    @helper_games Před rokem +1

    Dougs question, a tv ray (think like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, but not super dangerous), you can go into a tv show interact with everyone and do what ever you want (wont work in flashbacks or flashback episodes) and when you leave it remembers the changes you made until the episode ends then it gets reset back to normal, even if you took something from the show

  • @CrazyCreator04
    @CrazyCreator04 Před rokem +2

    10:36
    Ross' food rating videos-

  • @GaymerLikesAss
    @GaymerLikesAss Před rokem +47

    After Max's previous inventions, I am thoroughly excited and worried

  • @Snowy0428
    @Snowy0428 Před rokem +2

    Was wondering if you guys were gonna do this for a jackbox game! Can't wait to watch!!

  • @xxsunflxwerxx1107
    @xxsunflxwerxx1107 Před rokem +2

    I want to see the frog shopping game again

  • @gomi_1685
    @gomi_1685 Před rokem

    Such polite businesspeople!

  • @ProperSnake
    @ProperSnake Před 11 měsíci

    The weird names people set are 50% of the fun of jack box games XD

  • @lolly4840
    @lolly4840 Před rokem +1

    Love that people say birds chew the food for chicks cause the truth is somehow even more disgusting

  • @Pralayea
    @Pralayea Před rokem

    your smps have always been one of my favorite things to watch ever 💚💜

  • @paulav.8821
    @paulav.8821 Před rokem

    Omg i've played this game in so may ways and the questions you guys ask make these presentations 10 times better 🤣😭🤣

  • @cheeseratacussmackacus
    @cheeseratacussmackacus Před rokem +2

    Answer to dougs question:The Lorax the musical,its gonna be great

  • @HannahBanana126
    @HannahBanana126 Před rokem

    My sides hurt!! I couldn't stop laughing during the second presentations!😵

  • @macyk.2072
    @macyk.2072 Před rokem

    This vid was absolutely beautiful 😂🤣

  • @trashpanda5742
    @trashpanda5742 Před rokem +1

    6:14 wth I’m eat dinosaur chicken nuggets while watching this

  • @PumpkinEater9001
    @PumpkinEater9001 Před rokem +1

    My answer to the question of the day: Butthole Jeans.
    Basically Jeans with a flap for convenient and easy pooping.

  • @michaeltesterman8295
    @michaeltesterman8295 Před 2 měsíci

    5:50 they also did it in wolfenstein tnc, iirc

  • @emibee_mh
    @emibee_mh Před rokem +1

    silly invention idea: a mother who actually loves and supports me

  • @starbee325
    @starbee325 Před rokem

    I’m actually crying so much laughing holy shit this is probably the best video-

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 Před rokem +3

    So, Max, are you telling me if you set out a "used sock", that hardness can be used as plastic? 😂

  • @HaicrysThunder
    @HaicrysThunder Před rokem +1

    Doug I'm sorry for you.

  • @Bumbling_Babbles
    @Bumbling_Babbles Před rokem +1

    Yooooo new vid :)

  • @Last-Dragon-Kin
    @Last-Dragon-Kin Před rokem +2

    For the Booty-Tooty Explorer is it Bluetooth? can everyone watch?

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired Před rokem

    This video made me laugh like a f*cking idiot, I loved it

  • @TheWolfQueentm
    @TheWolfQueentm Před rokem +1

    Chickens are omnivores and cannibals

  • @AnUmbreonNamedRaire
    @AnUmbreonNamedRaire Před rokem

    my hand is raised i have so many questions

  • @Otleh17
    @Otleh17 Před rokem

    my favorite type of pants is an edible strawberry pop-tart

  • @generaldragongames1119

    I just want to say the booty tooth explorer was a real thing. As a child I had one for medical stuff and they had a screen with a car that moved based on how much you clenched

  • @erikosterlund8259
    @erikosterlund8259 Před rokem

    I’m raising my hand

  • @I_Have_aids
    @I_Have_aids Před rokem

    Yay new video

  • @Ebbie155
    @Ebbie155 Před rokem

    I love how Ross just asks “Did he kill someone?” Because the mark looks like a tattoo 😂

  • @garrettwilliams9740
    @garrettwilliams9740 Před rokem +6

    People saying the bird thing was cannibalism but birds eat other birds all the time in nature

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  Před rokem +3

      bro thats still cannibalism, why like your own comment?

    • @garrettwilliams9740
      @garrettwilliams9740 Před rokem

      @@Mithzan I didn't like it, a few moments after commenting I got the notification
      👍 Someone liked your comment: "People saying the bird thing was cannibalism but birds eat other birds all the time in nature"

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  Před rokem

      @@garrettwilliams9740 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

    • @garrettwilliams9740
      @garrettwilliams9740 Před rokem

      @@Mithzan I got no idea how to prove I'm telling the truth. But back to the bird thing, for me if the animals are different species it's not cannabalism. Such as how Hawks will kill/eat smaller bird species

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  Před rokem +8

      @@garrettwilliams9740 Im just goofin on ya it's not a big deal lol. In this case scenario, the chicken was eating chicken nuggets which in fact is cannibalism.

  • @adult_child3459
    @adult_child3459 Před rokem

    I love spy kids

  • @joker1502
    @joker1502 Před rokem

    Omg the intro 😂😂😂

  • @DennCrow
    @DennCrow Před rokem

    who’s gunna tell them chickens are cannibals

  • @FinneganTheCaptain
    @FinneganTheCaptain Před rokem

    Doug’s Question: When I was like 5, my brother and I would play a game using our old box tv where we would pretend that we could go into any tv show or video game that could be played on the tv. When I was around 12, we had a project where we had to create a fake invention and pitch it to the class so I turned my childhood game into a remote control that could do exactly what I imagined my box tv could do. I thought it was the coolest invention and was proud that I came up with it as a 5-year-old. It’s obviously not something that can actually happen in real life, but that’s the only invention I ever came up with. I now know that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory did it first, but when I was 5, we didn’t have cable and only watched PBS Kids and VHS tapes so I never watched any of the media that had something like that.

  • @rocket_is_so_flipping_cool

    dougs question of the day, chainmail socks
    like chainmail armor but its socks

  • @goldenblyat4681
    @goldenblyat4681 Před rokem +5

    WHERE IS TOTODILE

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  Před rokem +6

      He's been gone for like a year? Thanks for showing back up though I guess.

  • @BejadedF
    @BejadedF Před rokem +2

    i don’t want to know how many people are going to try twerkin’ and jerkin’ after this vid 😂

  • @heyitsjetta822
    @heyitsjetta822 Před rokem +2

    hi max

  • @Beanie-The-Gnome
    @Beanie-The-Gnome Před rokem

    I don't think I could top any of the inventions that were made in this video

  • @fandanglow1044
    @fandanglow1044 Před rokem

    42:17 max is it ok for me to say ross needs help immediately or is that too late😂

  • @sapling3044
    @sapling3044 Před rokem

    Hi Everyone hope you're having a good day! I've had a headache almost everyday for about 2 weeks I'm suffering lol. Hope others are doing good though!

  • @Iambadatusernames_kat

    Jerry is left handed?!!!

  • @scarletandciara
    @scarletandciara Před rokem

    Never watch these videos while drinking something, i nearly choked on my chocolate milk at some parts

  • @dragonborn33333
    @dragonborn33333 Před rokem +1

    But what if Jerry was the good guy in this scenario and Max and the rest of you were trying to get rid of him

  • @dragonborn33333
    @dragonborn33333 Před rokem +1

    But what if Jerry was the good guy in this scenario and Max and the rest of you were trying to get rid of

  • @NekoHoshiko
    @NekoHoshiko Před rokem +1

    Introducing the harem sarem brings any anime wifu to live. If your feeling horny and also alone then your wifu will for sure keep you company and give you lots a fan service

  • @adult_child3459
    @adult_child3459 Před rokem

    Bathroom Dinner, I’d invest…

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 Před rokem

    11:00
    Okay, so Pippa's not alone with her whole bathroom candy thing.

  • @deathstare0129
    @deathstare0129 Před rokem

    It not safe for work but is it safe for school?

  • @justwonderinqrache5847
    @justwonderinqrache5847 Před rokem +1

    hi

  • @finn0735
    @finn0735 Před rokem +1

    Banana

  • @GaymerLikesAss
    @GaymerLikesAss Před rokem

    I gotta say I like the nicknames this episode

  • @GaymerLikesAss
    @GaymerLikesAss Před rokem +1

    I'm not creative enough to come up with a good inventtion, man.