Billionare Indian Wedding vs Cow Wedding

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  • @Aakhirat1445
    @Aakhirat1445 Před 2 měsíci +1177

    Remember Palestine in prayers 😢

  • @Osmplay3rs
    @Osmplay3rs Před 2 měsíci +794

    You're telling me they can afford all this, yet they're ok with most of their people starving and struggling.

    • @Logical_Human_
      @Logical_Human_ Před 2 měsíci +38

      *I am am Indian, and I am not starving. Yes, we exist.*

    • @SultanMahmudGaznavi
      @SultanMahmudGaznavi Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@Logical_Human_go search the stats,, most of the Indians live in $Iûm$

    • @pieisthebest9435
      @pieisthebest9435 Před 2 měsíci +137

      @@Logical_Human_Your lucky lil bro, a lot of Indians aren't are into ur situation

    • @omkarbahirat96
      @omkarbahirat96 Před 2 měsíci

      Many indian HINDU billionaires donate millions and billions each year...so you dont need to tell us what to do and what not....most of the muslim countries are poor asf and starving 😂

    • @arifsiddiqui2347
      @arifsiddiqui2347 Před 2 měsíci

      I am an Indian too but most of the india in the rural sectore is starving & below poverty line, mayby you are not starving but please do some research regarding the poor farmers & other OBC..@@Logical_Human_

  • @filhanislamictv8712
    @filhanislamictv8712 Před 2 měsíci +407

    "Logic had left the solar system" 😂

    • @GM-dg6mj
      @GM-dg6mj Před 2 měsíci +1

      im biracial

    • @rafiqurrahman4080
      @rafiqurrahman4080 Před 2 měsíci +5

      That was epic

    • @abdulkalam9796
      @abdulkalam9796 Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

    • @butterfingers60
      @butterfingers60 Před 2 měsíci +8

      No Muslim country has been to the moon but India has
      Funny to discuss the solar system

    • @GayStri2GlassRum
      @GayStri2GlassRum Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@butterfingers60 because India has the 2nd most Muslim population it wouldn't

  • @Asad-2166
    @Asad-2166 Před 2 měsíci +476

    Ramadan Mubarak to all my brothers and sisters in Islam 📿 🤲 🇧🇩 🇬🇧

  • @filhanislamictv8712
    @filhanislamictv8712 Před 2 měsíci +216

    The Cow instead said, "Mo"😂😂

    • @isrealdontexist
      @isrealdontexist Před 2 měsíci +16

      translation no

    • @arzoahmadi5821
      @arzoahmadi5821 Před 2 měsíci

      No the cow said more. “More stupid Hindus please”. Loll

    • @shireen494
      @shireen494 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Good one 😂😂

    • @corpsertag5967
      @corpsertag5967 Před 2 měsíci +3

      you mean 54yo-mo-6yo-aisha? 😅

    • @FreePalestine_____
      @FreePalestine_____ Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@corpsertag5967 Well according to Scanda Puarana 3:2:30:8-9 Ram married Sita when she was 6. So...

  • @fayezakamal3778
    @fayezakamal3778 Před 2 měsíci +110

    The Ambani Circus was vulgar and obnoxious, especially in a country where millions starve on the streets. And juxtaposed against the atrocities going on in the world today, it's absolutely unforgivable

    • @alifrahaman8148
      @alifrahaman8148 Před 2 měsíci +11

      It's his money
      Which is earn
      He also donate

    • @abeerwilliams4055
      @abeerwilliams4055 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Man Its his earnings he can do whatever he wants he has not taken the responsibility of Others

    • @mutemind1291
      @mutemind1291 Před 2 měsíci

      " Millions starved " where u got that from AlJajeera news....anyway the only ones starving are Muslims in India who don't go to school...they choose that beggar life ..... we Hindus are happy

    • @smayansrivastava12s32
      @smayansrivastava12s32 Před 2 měsíci

      Millions starve my ah. Almost Nobody starves in India. Keep believing western and muslim propoganda

    • @huma_____009
      @huma_____009 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I am sure you would do the same if you came from a family of some of the richest men in the world.

  • @equityjustice2695
    @equityjustice2695 Před 2 měsíci +477

    All these things are so ridiculous, while ISLAM ☪️ is so straightforward. Yet so many people talk bad about ISLAM 😢. Yah Allah swt grant us hidayah and protect us from harm ameen 🤲🏼

    • @blerimgjibegji
      @blerimgjibegji Před 2 měsíci +5

      Ameen

    • @oak7OO5
      @oak7OO5 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Cause Islam is always clean and simple. How beautiful is that?!!♥️

    • @rafiqurrahman4080
      @rafiqurrahman4080 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Aameen Ya Rabbul Alameen

    • @ronraji
      @ronraji Před 2 měsíci

      As A Hindu I always wonder How Muslims can pray to a toxic and jelous God who tortures people for Praying Other Gods (Shirk) ...That makes no sense. In this world your GOD would be arrested and put to Jail . Jelousy is one of the most lowest emotions and for me its Blasphemous to depict God as a Toxic Dictator. In Hinduism GOD even washes the feet of his devotees google "Krishna Sudama" BEcause our God has NO Ego , he Has no Toxity , no Jelousy Unlike Islamic GOD.

    • @ronraji
      @ronraji Před 2 měsíci

      As A Hindu I always wonder How Muslims can pray to a toxic and jelous God who tortures people for Praying Other Gods (Shirk) ...That makes no sense. In this world your GOD would be arrested and put to Jail . Jelousy is one of the most lowest emotions and for me its Blasphemous to depict God as a Toxic Dictator. In Hinduism GOD even washes the feet of his devotees google "Krishna Sudama" BEcause our God has NO Ego , he Has no Toxity , no Jelousy Unlike Islamic GOD.

  • @thetruth.9140
    @thetruth.9140 Před 2 měsíci +434

    I saw an article where part of India was flooded and all of them carrying their gods saving them from drowning...wait a minute 🤔.Who should save who?😬🤨

    • @deepmishra9940
      @deepmishra9940 Před 2 měsíci +37

      That's called respect for their belief. Not every religion teaches respect I think u would jump on Quran to stay afloat I think 😂

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +162

      ​@@deepmishra9940The commentator dude asked a completely different question and you gave some iIIogicaI answer that doesn't make any sense. He asked that who is going to protect whom? You guys are saving your deities or are they saving you?

    • @NK-ht7tx
      @NK-ht7tx Před 2 měsíci

      @DigDeeper-ln8de He embarrassed himself with that comment. It is almost useless to argue with such critters. Not a drop of common sense left in their brains. If they have one in the first place…

    • @pemimpiradikall
      @pemimpiradikall Před 2 měsíci +107

      @@DigDeeper-ln8de dont ask about logic they wont understand

    • @Logical_Human_
      @Logical_Human_ Před 2 měsíci +12

      *According to the Hindus beliefs, surely their believed God is going to protect them in that situation, they aslo know the statues they are carrying won't do anything. It's like, we carry a picture of our loved ones while fully aware that it is only a picture representing the perticular individual. Thus, statues won't protect them but the one who is represented by the statues would do. (Atleast according to the belief)*

  • @SultanMahmudGaznavi
    @SultanMahmudGaznavi Před 2 měsíci +383

    Hahaha ,, this is just a normal day for hindus in india 😂😂😂

    • @rahmanseducationalpoint9192
      @rahmanseducationalpoint9192 Před 2 měsíci

      @@AMG2100kafir pray the Shiv ling penis 😂😂😂

    • @majidqureshi100
      @majidqureshi100 Před 2 měsíci +37

      So, you're saying it's normal to pour the milk over the "shivling" that milk goes out into the gutter, rather than giving it to a poor man outside the same temple.
      WOW 😳😳😮😮

    • @mohammedrasul7639
      @mohammedrasul7639 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@AMG2100☕️ u still remember it 😢😢😂😂

    • @HAMOOD0ffical
      @HAMOOD0ffical Před 2 měsíci +21

      ​​@@AMG2100Square earthers😂😂?
      Thank you for tea by the way☕️ so tasty

    • @HAMOOD0ffical
      @HAMOOD0ffical Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@@majidqureshi100nonono brother Hindus would pour it on the idol😅😅. The idol is that weak it needs to be feeded by its worshippers🌚.
      While we Muslims ask Allah our creator for help and make duas. And not some Idols that the polytheists make with their hands. I can just grab something to destroy the idol that easily 🌚🌚🌚what will the idol do?

  • @KHABIB-TIME
    @KHABIB-TIME Před 2 měsíci +122

    *"A donkey is like a housewife. It has to toil all day and, like her, may even have to give up food and water. In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master,"*
    2006, School textbook for 14 year olds, Indian State of Rajasthan

  • @AlwaysHope_
    @AlwaysHope_ Před 2 měsíci +84

    Blessings to everyone on Ramadan this year.✨

  • @user-wo9uh7nj5o
    @user-wo9uh7nj5o Před 2 měsíci +60

    Mashaa Allah, blessings to all my brothers and sisters in Islam, Ameen

  • @haledhajdari1154
    @haledhajdari1154 Před 2 měsíci +41

    The mess in the rush hour, the cows and crazy marriages, so much for theirs success.

  • @sz4128
    @sz4128 Před 2 měsíci +53

    I wonder if the steaks were high. What an Amoosing bunch the Hindus are

    • @mm2hn107
      @mm2hn107 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Lmao💀👌

    • @breezemont1161
      @breezemont1161 Před 2 měsíci

      As if pisslamic states are a bacon of hope

    • @SpamAcc988
      @SpamAcc988 Před 2 měsíci

      Hahah pun intended 😂

    • @user-ql5pz2gc4g
      @user-ql5pz2gc4g Před 2 měsíci

      These hindu nationalists are no different to their Pakistani relations who have been GROOMED to think in a certain way. Maybe it's got to do with something in the water in Rochdale and Rotherham

  • @Miraculous_LadybugInUrdu......
    @Miraculous_LadybugInUrdu...... Před 2 měsíci +113

    *Without Lies, Tanatan Drum Dies!..🥁*

  • @nav01nav
    @nav01nav Před 2 měsíci +107

    No idea how in this day and age people still do idol and cow worship

    • @Actorvijayofficial_68
      @Actorvijayofficial_68 Před 2 měsíci +22

      No idea how in this day people believe in religions. Earth is just a micro part of the universe even smaller than a peck of dust and you people believe that Muhammad is the most precious being of the creator 😂😂

    • @cybertron2886
      @cybertron2886 Před 2 měsíci +25

      No idea how people still believe that some on an animal went to space and splinted moon in 2 parts if u can believe all this then they have all the right to believe all that.

    • @nav01nav
      @nav01nav Před 2 měsíci

      @@VivaDukors and i rest my case how dumb you people are because they dont worship a black stone🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @Xyz-xv4ns
      @Xyz-xv4ns Před 2 měsíci +16

      Same as your book wrote that the earth is flat , same which says that muhammad split moon in half , women are half as worth a men, those who refused allah pr something like that must be punished
      But still hinduism is oldest yet one of the most clear religion believe it or not

    • @Shubel-mk4ly
      @Shubel-mk4ly Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@cybertron2886What nonsense! Go and educate yourself, even a 5 year old knows more about Islam than you, that's the reality!

  • @Pxpssslhalh
    @Pxpssslhalh Před 2 měsíci +13

    I cant imagine why 56 countries coudnt do anything in Palestine and uyghur and where is one true ??😂😂

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci +5

      Meanwhile lindia had no help when british colonized india for decades because nobody liked lindia 😂😂

    • @Pxpssslhalh
      @Pxpssslhalh Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@UnchainedTerror yeah they colonised and there were people of your faith also not studied anything madrsa scholar??

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Pxpssslhalh i dont know i got my education from a lindu temple near me, thats where all the hindus in my poor village goes to study because there are no schools in my india 😂😂... there were much more hindus in india than muslims during those times as well so india was seen mostly as hinduistic

    • @Phobe.Tracker
      @Phobe.Tracker Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Pxpssslhalh Yes, people of our faith also played a big role in the freedom of India.
      Muslims and Hindus had to unite or it wouldn't have been possible

  • @irinrahman2550
    @irinrahman2550 Před 2 měsíci +47

    Logic has left solar system!! 😂😂😂

  • @Freepalestine2024_-.6
    @Freepalestine2024_-.6 Před 2 měsíci +37

    ya Allah, i am a proud gambian , thank you for all youre work , may Allah accept all you're duas this ramadam ammen

  • @Towards_Eternity
    @Towards_Eternity Před 2 měsíci +31

    Even cows are confused what these lindus doing to them😂🎉

  • @brooly3994
    @brooly3994 Před 2 měsíci +27

    they need to learn the taste of shawarma

    • @mohamedjaazeer9619
      @mohamedjaazeer9619 Před 2 měsíci +2

      🤤 fasting broo

    • @SuhbanIo
      @SuhbanIo Před 2 měsíci

      @@mohamedjaazeer9619 haha I watch food shows to make it harder because sometimes, it's boringly easy

    • @Pxpssslhalh
      @Pxpssslhalh Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah israel is tasting it in palestine 😂

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Pxpssslhalh the british enjoyed 45 trillion dollars from cow worshipping lindus for a decade, they must've been very happy too 😂😂😂😂

  • @abdulmajidhajjar7458
    @abdulmajidhajjar7458 Před 2 měsíci +23

    I can't imagine what would happened if those cow couples have a new born calf😂😂😂😂

    • @Logical_Human_
      @Logical_Human_ Před 2 měsíci +2

      *It's fascinating and adorable. A cow and a buffalo having a child, just like a real human family! It's interesting to imagine such a thing for them, beyond just beef, meat, and slaughterhouses.*

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +11

      ​@@Logical_Human_He's wondering what will hindus do in terms of their religion lol😂 hindus will probably declare the baby cow as a new deity😂

    • @abdulmajidhajjar7458
      @abdulmajidhajjar7458 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Logical_Human_ really it's not fascinating or anything , buffalo doesn't even take care of its new born calf this is why humans are making huge farming technologies to raise cow, there is nothing fascinating about that 😂😂😂

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​yeah I can imagine,,, hindus caring about cow life, while at the same time kîÎÎîñg Muslims and Christians for eating meat

    • @abdulmajidhajjar7458
      @abdulmajidhajjar7458 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@Logical_Human_ you can't compare à cow herd to a human family those are two different species, and even if you want to imagine a family of cow in your illogical realms it would be so lame to choose a cow over other animals

  • @yahyaibrahim5385
    @yahyaibrahim5385 Před 2 měsíci +43

    These so called billionaires have our money. Middle-class and poor people's money😢

  • @farhatkhan23
    @farhatkhan23 Před 2 měsíci +85

    WTH, cows getting married, oldest religion things😂

    • @ragnarlothbrok2782
      @ragnarlothbrok2782 Před 2 měsíci +5

      A cow, a hindu? Smells the same.

    • @light3339
      @light3339 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ragnarlothbrok2782 mohammad's breath and a muslim ? smells the same

    • @light3339
      @light3339 Před 2 měsíci +1

      mohammad's breath and a muslim ? smells the same @@ragnarlothbrok2782

    • @light3339
      @light3339 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ragnarlothbrok2782 mohammad's breath and a muslim ? smells the same

    • @light3339
      @light3339 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ragnarlothbrok2782 mohammad's breath and a muslim ? smells the same

  • @RaviYadav-ts8ly
    @RaviYadav-ts8ly Před 2 měsíci +20

    Something is burning I can smell even in India it's too hard😂 DJ emergency need of burnol

    • @masteroogway9935
      @masteroogway9935 Před 2 měsíci +16

      The burning thing is the country itself ... Ranking 135th in Per capita income , while few 5-7% people in India hold most of the wealth !

    • @AWPT_OFFICIAL_ALLIANCE
      @AWPT_OFFICIAL_ALLIANCE Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@masteroogway9935 anti Indians study more about Indian then Indians 😂

    • @immu365
      @immu365 Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@masteroogway9935not even 5-7% but only 1-2%.

    • @EoamerGaming97
      @EoamerGaming97 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@masteroogway9935pretty high coming from a country whos per capita income is literally half of India rn.But ya who cares man.

    • @abhinav1690
      @abhinav1690 Před 2 měsíci

      @@masteroogway9935 Why do you care exactly? Care to share?

  • @politicsreporter4247
    @politicsreporter4247 Před 2 měsíci +35

    That was 10 K humans that attended cows wedding. 🤣🤣

    • @sayapunbumiputera367
      @sayapunbumiputera367 Před 2 měsíci +5

      How many people attended Muhammad's and Aishah's wedding ?

    • @shiyas9321
      @shiyas9321 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@sayapunbumiputera367Their relatives attended. But how many people attended the g@y marriage between krishna and arjuna's son aravaan.

    • @corpsertag5967
      @corpsertag5967 Před 2 měsíci

      @@sayapunbumiputera367 Answer to your Question is 1.8 Billion 🐷s and 🐫s.

    • @CowvertedHindu.
      @CowvertedHindu. Před 2 měsíci

      @@sayapunbumiputera367 They are human .

    • @shankargopal4150
      @shankargopal4150 Před 2 měsíci

      @@shiyas9321 LGBTQ is recognized as legal all over the world in modern progressive societies.

  • @sabreakkari7910
    @sabreakkari7910 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Everyone in the party was historically cracking up when the pagan hindus said, "we are the best religion in the world."
    Twisted.....

  • @jimfromwakanda7991
    @jimfromwakanda7991 Před 2 měsíci +25

    He paid all celebs to come over 😂😂😂 that's where all the money went. If they went there on their own then that would be something 😂😂

    • @plutonium_pharaoh
      @plutonium_pharaoh Před 2 měsíci +5

      Those who performed got paid otherwise why any celebrity will not want to create the connection with the richest man in India

  • @HistoryOfRevolutions
    @HistoryOfRevolutions Před 2 měsíci +18

    These are the consequences of arrogance, materialism and polytheism

    • @ucchasacharjee474
      @ucchasacharjee474 Před 2 měsíci

      When are your monotheistic god updating next book or sending a another ped0 phile

  • @fuseplan1039
    @fuseplan1039 Před 2 měsíci +6

    After the cow wedding. "Listen up everyone! Free bottomless drinks, pulled straight from the source, best served hot!"

  • @homtanks7259
    @homtanks7259 Před 2 měsíci +5

    JazakAllah'u khairan brother

  • @TheShalimMiah
    @TheShalimMiah Před 2 měsíci +7

    Correction: it wasn’t the cows who spent all that money; it was the cows who owned the cows who spent the money.

    • @Xyz-xv4ns
      @Xyz-xv4ns Před 2 měsíci

      Its the donkey who is commenting

  • @Namaste-up9tg
    @Namaste-up9tg Před 2 měsíci +11

    this guy cares about other countries money but never talked about pakistani.

    • @lunaticfringe7199
      @lunaticfringe7199 Před 2 měsíci

      Bat kar ne ki vi kuch chahiye

    • @pehlwanji203
      @pehlwanji203 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Jalebi molana has so many father's he lucky bastard has 1.4B fathers😮
      We people have only 1 father 😅

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@pehlwanji203go learn english and come back, oh no... you dont have any schools over there in india? Womp womp 😂

    • @pehlwanji203
      @pehlwanji203 Před 2 měsíci

      @@UnchainedTerror I know English better than you. If you want to get ducked by me, let's see who's better at English

  • @shafiqulbasar
    @shafiqulbasar Před 2 měsíci +13

    May Allah swt bestowed his mercy and blessings up-on us and do Hedayah to all whom he will, Insha'Allah. Amin

  • @Quantum-1157
    @Quantum-1157 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Indiaaaa….incredible indiaaaa……..meanwhile every 20 mins a woman is rayp-ed in india!

    • @Imnotracistiswear
      @Imnotracistiswear Před 21 dnem

      You say it like it's the normal people or even hindu's fault.

    • @Quantum-1157
      @Quantum-1157 Před 21 dnem

      @@Imnotracistiswear clearly you don’t know what you are talking about. I have quoted hard facts cited by Indian govt. I mentioned india 3 times. Unless you are one of those who feels that only Hindus are induans and ‘minorities’ like induan sikhs, Muslims, Christians can never be (British-invented country)‘proper’ indians….

    • @Imnotracistiswear
      @Imnotracistiswear Před 21 dnem

      @@Quantum-1157 nah how can you argue when you can't infer what I'm trying to say. Only government can bring a change to that and you commented that statistics on a video of billionair's wedding and some hindu conducting cow wedding.
      When you say stuff like that it could mean you are either blaming Ambani or hindus. If not then tell me what a great thought led you to comment your statistics

  • @HazardBiryani
    @HazardBiryani Před 2 měsíci +5

    🐮: How did you all like my wedding 👰💅

    • @HazardBiryani
      @HazardBiryani Před 2 měsíci

      🥶

    • @anonanon17
      @anonanon17 Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HazardBiryani
      @HazardBiryani Před 2 měsíci

      @@anonanon17 come to my wedding, I will serve you beef 🥩 😋🤤

    • @HazardBiryani
      @HazardBiryani Před 2 měsíci

      @@anonanon17 habibi come to my wedding, I'll serve u beef biryani 🥩 🍲

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@HazardBiryaniI love beef! One for me please 😂😂😂

  • @saniabilal1302
    @saniabilal1302 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Jazak Allah kher bro.😊

  • @ibrahimabdi5812
    @ibrahimabdi5812 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I just read the news lately, an Indian schoolgirl who won an Oscar is back living in poverty. Meanwhile 🐄 😂

  • @AlBaqiTV1
    @AlBaqiTV1 Před 2 měsíci +13

    10 thousand guests 💀

  • @asifdutchmaster8705
    @asifdutchmaster8705 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Did they offer beef pilau on the wedding?

    • @wisegamer6354
      @wisegamer6354 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That's the question my parents asked

    • @Sarcastic_humour_factz
      @Sarcastic_humour_factz Před 2 měsíci +3

      They had allah in dish

    • @SoldierOfAlIah
      @SoldierOfAlIah Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Sarcastic_humour_factzthat doesn’t make sense and your not funny either. you Hindus have a god for every leaf on a Tree every pebble on the road every particle in the universe. 😂😂😂😂

    • @shiyas9321
      @shiyas9321 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Sarcastic_humour_factzThey had pig 🐖🐷 god varaaha in dish

    • @amienmoslim2892
      @amienmoslim2892 Před 2 měsíci

      Instead of shwarma and kebab its so delicious..The tea too so fantastic😋

  • @majidskinnerkhan6960
    @majidskinnerkhan6960 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Even bill gates turned up 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrPolitePenguin
    @MrPolitePenguin Před 2 měsíci +9

    That's a lot of MOO-la!

  • @taufiqmohab-ali4083
    @taufiqmohab-ali4083 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Jazaak Allahu khairan.

  • @1987kahil
    @1987kahil Před 2 měsíci +9

    Alhamdulillah for Islam

  • @zalzalahbuttsaab
    @zalzalahbuttsaab Před 2 měsíci +1

    He got me with the smoking monkey 😂😂🤣. Thanks Zee: I ain't had a good laugh like that in a while, mate!

  • @taiba891
    @taiba891 Před 2 měsíci +10

    😂😂 cow's wedding next elephant wedding pig wedding monkey wedding mouse zebra etc full zoo wedding 😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BatsCanine
    @BatsCanine Před 2 měsíci +5

    Meanwhile COW left the Comment section 😂

  • @PAN-AFRICANISM
    @PAN-AFRICANISM Před 2 měsíci +26

    Thank you brother. I’m touch by your kindness. I’m from the Gambia 🇬🇲. May Allah reward you and those who joined you in this noble act may Allah bless you all. Aameen

  • @abidzaman1640
    @abidzaman1640 Před 2 měsíci +4

    How they gonna know that cows aren't happy and they are going to divorce?😂

    • @jeevang750
      @jeevang750 Před 2 měsíci

      Cows aren't disloyal like humans like u 😅

    • @karimhussein3610
      @karimhussein3610 Před 2 měsíci +5

      True it's in cows nature to have beef 😂😂

    • @jeevang750
      @jeevang750 Před 2 měsíci

      Cows aren't as disloyal as u. It's simple really

    • @UnchainedTerror
      @UnchainedTerror Před 2 měsíci +1

      Well they're cows as well, so they must know something 😂

  • @DrBilalHussain
    @DrBilalHussain Před 2 měsíci

    Lol! Funny! Thanks for making the video! :)

  • @LazyBrownWizard
    @LazyBrownWizard Před 2 měsíci +3

    Please post a video on why Pakistanis are simping over Chìnese women.

  • @SarminAkter-ex3rt
    @SarminAkter-ex3rt Před 2 měsíci +3

    ❤️❤️❤️ Lots of love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🥰

    • @user-ql5pz2gc4g
      @user-ql5pz2gc4g Před 2 měsíci

      Really! Even after the atrocious committed in 1971

  • @Abcehdi
    @Abcehdi Před 2 měsíci +3

    Poverty in iran pakistan afganistan bangladesh iraq Yemen palestine
    Smile to jinnah - 🫣
    Poverty in India
    Smile to jinnah - 😂 they should focus on poverty rather than launching charayaan 😂😂

  • @imtiazalamgir6029
    @imtiazalamgir6029 Před 2 měsíci

    Brother Zeesan bringing out the best of India, as always!👍👍👍

  • @bluelilly22222
    @bluelilly22222 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Past ten years India has been undergoing harsh conditions n these comedies are happening and we have to live it...

  • @SultanMahmudGaznavi
    @SultanMahmudGaznavi Před 2 měsíci +24

    Brother Zeeshan,, thank you for this amazing video. Please make more videos on hindus ,, although they are the one and only staunch anti-muslims in the world but still they are the funniest 😂😂

    • @user-ql5pz2gc4g
      @user-ql5pz2gc4g Před 2 měsíci +1

      Also I wish brother zeeshan could address issues surrounding Pakistani grooming gangs here in the UK... As sad as it seems it's also funny when they get caught by a decoy and they have to squirm 😂

  • @kalim3238
    @kalim3238 Před 2 měsíci +1

    U na wat I mean. My jigga 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @afnankhan7086
    @afnankhan7086 Před 2 měsíci +1

    They always say cow is there mother but never agree bull is there father 😂

  • @naju332
    @naju332 Před 2 měsíci +8

    what if the guests run out of chicken curry? do they make cow curry out of the spouses

    • @Logical_Human_
      @Logical_Human_ Před 2 měsíci +3

      *Hindus don't consume beef.*

    • @naju332
      @naju332 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Logical_Human_ they will when they out of chicken. like they did bk when britain invaded india they ate it at that time too

    • @Logical_Human_
      @Logical_Human_ Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@naju332 *Assuming your claim is true, it seems posible that people at the time of crisis would do whatever guarantee them a living. So at the time of the invasion from the British, people might have consumed the beef, but today's situation is far different. People wouldn't just simply go against their religious beliefs just out of the chicken curry.*

    • @HAMOOD0ffical
      @HAMOOD0ffical Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@Logical_Human_But chicken Biryani?
      What do you do for a living?
      Indian: chicken biryani

    • @Xyz-xv4ns
      @Xyz-xv4ns Před 2 měsíci +1

      What if you run out food do you eat pig for dinner

  • @ajaykumarsaket8853
    @ajaykumarsaket8853 Před 2 měsíci +10

    3:58 those humans made Indian flag on the moon however 57 Islamic nation have moon in their Flag 😂😂😂

    • @cloudstreamsopal
      @cloudstreamsopal Před 2 měsíci +2

      Meanwhile one of the muslim country have sent rovers to mars which is more complicated than moon missions.

    • @ajaykumarsaket8853
      @ajaykumarsaket8853 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@cloudstreamsopal I love to know the name of that country

    • @cloudstreamsopal
      @cloudstreamsopal Před 2 měsíci

      @@ajaykumarsaket8853 UAE 🇦🇪

    • @Phobe.Tracker
      @Phobe.Tracker Před 2 měsíci

      FYI - India does not literally have a flag on the moon :)
      And 57 islamic nations having a moon on their flag doesn't represent anything. Its just a design.
      At least the Islamic nations have safety and common sense on not to worship cows who eat trash from the streets :)

  • @ea7000
    @ea7000 Před 2 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is first time am watching your video and you are hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Ramadan Kareem Brother

  • @gladiatorjam3594
    @gladiatorjam3594 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Left the universe system 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShubhPlaysOfficial
    @ShubhPlaysOfficial Před 2 měsíci +4

    Nallah face reveal button 😂 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @Yongkhkhap
    @Yongkhkhap Před 2 měsíci +7

    Bro got burned because he didn't get invitation in this great wedding 😂 no worries you can attend now also because many dishes arent washed yet 😂😂😂

    • @VoiceofTruth-ti3yt
      @VoiceofTruth-ti3yt Před 2 měsíci +5

      This shows your mentality ..Come in chittassgarh and see what is going on road who Poors spend their life in road

    • @Yongkhkhap
      @Yongkhkhap Před 2 měsíci

      @@VoiceofTruth-ti3yt my mentality is atleast better than this half mind buslim man who disrespects others religion to promote his religion

    • @Namaste-up9tg
      @Namaste-up9tg Před 2 měsíci

      LOL HE IS MAD BECAUSE AMBANI IS RICHER THAN PAKISTAN

    • @shehreenahmed_
      @shehreenahmed_ Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@Yongkhkhaplike you guys respect Islam so much huh? Show respect. Then you'll get respect back. Otherwise you won't.

    • @Yongkhkhap
      @Yongkhkhap Před 2 měsíci

      @@shehreenahmed_ we respected you people that much that you thought of making India a muslim country, right. Your religious book only taught you PPL to kill non muslims then what should we expect from their followers

  • @Md_sadiq_Md
    @Md_sadiq_Md Před 2 měsíci +2

    May Allah bless our brothers and sisters of ummah with Jannah ❤
    Aameen summa Aameen ❤

  • @abdulmalikabubakar9431
    @abdulmalikabubakar9431 Před 2 měsíci

    Jazakhallahu khairan brother from another mother

  • @Pxpssslhalh
    @Pxpssslhalh Před 2 měsíci +3

    Ambani can buy pakistan 7 times and pakistani talking about poverty and mishandling of situation cmmon guys are you fake like pak democratic elections 😂😂

  • @Miraculous_LadybugInUrdu......
    @Miraculous_LadybugInUrdu...... Před 2 měsíci +32

    *Without 🕉️, Sanatan is just a Cond🕉️!..*

    • @ismartgaming8528
      @ismartgaming8528 Před 2 měsíci +13

      The true beauty of Islam. Disrespecting other cultures.

    • @GayStri2GlassRum
      @GayStri2GlassRum Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ismartgaming8528what about Modi?

    • @rizvikhan6397
      @rizvikhan6397 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @ismartgaming8528 sorry man, These people don't understand that tolerance is needed in ramadan. As a Muslim, I apologise to you for their actions

    • @mohammedubaidurrahman9813
      @mohammedubaidurrahman9813 Před 2 měsíci

      😂

    • @ibrahimabdi5812
      @ibrahimabdi5812 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ismartgaming8528😂 🐄

  • @mazerunner3016
    @mazerunner3016 Před 2 měsíci

    We need more of this content.

  • @abtarmiah3799
    @abtarmiah3799 Před 2 měsíci

    The way u present is so lolz

  • @shekib49
    @shekib49 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Ramadan mobarak, and im first on comment i think

  • @World_affairs333
    @World_affairs333 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Whats wrong with India-
    - women not allowed to study in afganistan
    - pak women betean just because radicle islamic thought it was written against islam on her clothes
    -misbehaving cases per thousand women is very less in India as compared to european and other nation

    • @vanshaj__n1ck690
      @vanshaj__n1ck690 Před 2 měsíci +2

      no one will reply dude he's just making momeens extremists with these radical videos i bet there will be more hatered in the future

  • @barryirlandi4217
    @barryirlandi4217 Před 2 měsíci

    The Daily Mail rarely shows humans at their best

  • @haledhajdari1154
    @haledhajdari1154 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Excellent how you put the parts of the mosaic together with information proving your point. Very convincing and revealing about the H1ndutva and all other pretenders.

  • @AqibAli-yy1ev
    @AqibAli-yy1ev Před 2 měsíci +6

    Remember Palestine in prayers guys

  • @northeastsouthwest1
    @northeastsouthwest1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is what happens when human desires are their guidance. May Allah guide us all to truth from all that is falsehood

  • @mahindrag6512
    @mahindrag6512 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Maybe If the guest count is 10000 means he is feeding 10000 people in the name of cow marriage

  • @nurdinomar6727
    @nurdinomar6727 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Iam speechless 😅😂😂

  • @ShaytanDharm
    @ShaytanDharm Před 2 měsíci +3

    lindus 🐮🐮💀💀🙏🙏

  • @navednadeemlaskar
    @navednadeemlaskar Před 2 měsíci +1

    3:31 Logic has left the solar system 😂.

  • @theShaunus
    @theShaunus Před 26 dny

    I'm from India & I like your videos on my country: they highlight stories that our mainstream media doesn't 👍🏼👌🏼😹

  • @ziaameerameer8379
    @ziaameerameer8379 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hahaha 🤣 Cow wedding😂 Asataghfirullah

  • @cheesy1760
    @cheesy1760 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Alhumdhulillah for Islam

  • @user-cs6ye7zv1g
    @user-cs6ye7zv1g Před 2 měsíci +1

    keep up the quality work

  • @abdullahalnoman0817
    @abdullahalnoman0817 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Humans attending Cow Wedding Ceremony, only possible in India 😂😂

  • @Kphgg333
    @Kphgg333 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Smile to jinnnah - every women has right to wear hijab or anything they want ...these people cant stop muslim women wearing hijab
    Its women choice to wear
    Smile to jinnah daughter - father im going market
    Smile to jinnah where is your hijab ? 😡
    His daughter - its my choice to wear or not right?
    Smilw to jinnah - 💀

    • @GayStri2GlassRum
      @GayStri2GlassRum Před 2 měsíci +1

      'Jinnah' is your dad

    • @gobersing
      @gobersing Před 2 měsíci +5

      bhago re bhago, Aurangzeb phir se aa rha ha lindus ko seedha krne.🤣🤣

    • @Kphgg333
      @Kphgg333 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@gobersing bhagao bhago laurazeb ke papa Chatrapati Shavaji maharaj aa rhe 🚩

    • @Xaenab
      @Xaenab Před 2 měsíci +3

      It is a fathers duty to make sure the children follow the right path. When they have grown up they make their own decisions. But if the father does not teach the daughter to wear hijab and cover her aurat. The father will be asked on the day of judgement why he did not teqch his children the right thing. And he will be punished for it.

    • @chitchat5195
      @chitchat5195 Před 2 měsíci

      @Kpghgg333's daughtet: dad do I have right to wear anything?
      @Kpghgg333: of course
      @kpghgg333's daughter: fine I am going to the market in a bikini
      @Kpghgg333: 🙂

  • @Steadyeddie100
    @Steadyeddie100 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Be strong brothers and sisters islam will allways have the last laugh!

  • @user-kn4dn1zz5g
    @user-kn4dn1zz5g Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jealousy is the fear of comparison. - Don Draper (Mad Men)

  • @chinthanaillukwatte
    @chinthanaillukwatte Před 2 měsíci +12

    Can you critisize the same way about saudi and emitrate lavish weddings tooo. 😂😂😂
    Rather than sound like mad COW..😂😂😂

    • @ferdoushasan9289
      @ferdoushasan9289 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Why are you barking here?😅

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +1

      Saudi and emirate people are not celebrating a wedding of cow and Monkey 😂 Mad cow? Did you just insuIt your own cow deity? 😱😱

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +18

      Saudi and emirate people are not celebrating cow & monkey wedding lol 😹

    • @DigDeeper-ln8de
      @DigDeeper-ln8de Před 2 měsíci +12

      Wait, Mad cow?
      Did you just call your cow deity a 'mad cow'? 😱

    • @enamulhaquejoy6962
      @enamulhaquejoy6962 Před 2 měsíci

      Actually a lot of muslims do. They are criticised a lot. We are not like you. We say wrong to wrong, right to right. You don't care about right or wrong. That's why you are never near truth.

  • @mohammedarsan2051
    @mohammedarsan2051 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Beauty of Linduism 🕉️😍

  • @Pxpssslhalh
    @Pxpssslhalh Před 2 měsíci +1

    Smile2gend crying 😂

  • @aminarush55
    @aminarush55 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Its nuts man

  • @sharpen2559
    @sharpen2559 Před 2 měsíci +4

    😂 This people like to judge other people religion,but cant even save Palestinian been killed daily.If you cant even help Palestinian,dont point fingers at others.Shameless

  • @Erazon
    @Erazon Před 2 měsíci +9

    As buddhist i am more safer to practice my religion in hindu majority country then a muslim one.

    • @KHADIJA-sp5xv
      @KHADIJA-sp5xv Před 2 měsíci

      Come to UAE and you will know the difference. Don’t believe everything on the media. UAE has a huge buddhist temple and is open to many religions. One of my best friends was a practicing buddhist living in UAE, Alhamdullilah she converted to Islam.

    • @Erazon
      @Erazon Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@KHADIJA-sp5xv yeah only 1 country in middle east which has only one Buddhist monastery for Buddhist population of 900,000 the reality is what happen to bamyan Buddha Iran banned Buddha statue overall no religion is free in Sharia law

    • @Phobe.Tracker
      @Phobe.Tracker Před 2 měsíci

      @@Erazon you should actually be grateful to UAE for that you know?
      Cause all these Muslim majority countries, if u used common sense, they are Muslim countries, they do not claim to be secular, its not a democracy either. :)
      Who said you cant practice you religion here?
      Just keep it private and to yourself, simple 😉. Iran is also anmuslim country, they do not claim to be secular either :).
      And how exactly aren't you "safe" to practice Buddhism in Muslim majority countries?
      There are Hindus Christians and Buddhists ppracticing their religion in Muslim majority countries, they seem to be safe.

    • @Erazon
      @Erazon Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Phobe.Tracker so is this a good or bad thing for a country Please give a unbiased statement

    • @Phobe.Tracker
      @Phobe.Tracker Před 2 měsíci

      @@Erazon I don't quite understand what u mean,
      I'd say that it is a good thing for that country's peoples, its upto u to go to that country or not.
      Nobody is forcing you.
      And you haven't answered my other question, how exactly are muslim countries safe for non Muslims?

  • @SCP30851
    @SCP30851 Před 2 měsíci

    Not the asteriod 😂

  • @Aoun-Hussain
    @Aoun-Hussain Před 2 měsíci +2

    Fun Fact that country is called "The Gambia". 'The' is in the name 0:15

  • @rma1563
    @rma1563 Před 2 měsíci +5

    3:57 I doubt.

  • @ibrarahmed4906
    @ibrarahmed4906 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hope brother zeeshan hits a million during this blessed month
    Ramadan Mubarak to everyone
    Also keep all Muslims suffering gaza/sudan etc in your duas 🤲🏼🫡

  • @QabilAGhor
    @QabilAGhor Před 2 měsíci +2

    I was thinking about all the beef kofta kabobs that could have been made. What a waste!

  • @digaming2376
    @digaming2376 Před 2 měsíci +2

    For the first time i am witnessing a slow poison youtube channel
    😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😐