German Moon Landing Ad | RHG 1964 TNO
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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
- The video is fictional. This is a segment taken from the upcoming video about a stand-off between Nazi Germany and the recently independent "Free Britain" regime. It is an ad for Reichswerke Hermann Göring where they boast their participation in the German moon landing (through providing steel and other rare earth materials)
Credits to Sprick and Reisch for offering translation and voices.
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Babe wake up, peak fiction just dropped
doobie
Nazi located.
**DIES FROM PEAK FICTION**
Metropolis! Germany had the first live camera ever! brodcasts in color out of space. they send them up with V2 rockets from Penemuende. Wernher von Braun said once to one of his workers: 'we have to go there!' he replied 'today?, it's late already and it's raining' Braun: 'no, i mean up there. On the moon!' - 'ah ok, with crew or without?' - Braun: 'with crew of course!'. .. It's in a old german documentary with a interview of this worker. He said it so relaxed like it this had been everydays business. 😅
Nazis don’t like to be called by their right name, but they sure love censorship.
"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Judeo-bolshevism...... SPACE!" - Hermann Vöring, probably
>vöring
What did he mean by this
He wants to eat the moon
@@CoolMan0901the anti-gru
@@inspectorrectum2183
"Does he know?"
Lmao, classic RA3 line here
“Yep, this one’s going into the Hyperborea Edits folder”
I feel Albert Speer Inside of me
And all over your face
Werbell? Well I didn't expect you here
Send Albie my regards.
Lol
I'm sure there's a better way of saying that 😂😂😂
Hermann Goring? Oh no... he'll eat the moon!
It’s made of cheese after all
@@timetogitgud2310 Limburger, no less.
@@timetogitgud2310
Let’s hope he’s not lactose intolerant
Nur wenn der aus Morphium besteht.
Thought he had already by that time.
This was so good! Especially “For all Mankind” changed to, “For Deutschland”
Internacionalism = Nein
National socialism = Mond, Mond, ja ja
As it should be: honest. Everyone is instinctively tribal; only the self-deluding declare they've done something _"For All Mankind"._ America landed on the moon for America; at least alternate history GGR had the earnestness to say, _"For Ourselves"._
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. Oh so you're a real wehraboo
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.well and at the same time this für Deutschland was also set out to be and meant as like sort of a role model for other people.
They clearly said we wished safety, peace, prosperity and happiness for our own race and we wish for all other races to do the same for their own kind.
Loving your own race doesn’t mean wanting to destroy all others. That part was the part of history that’s written by the victors of any given conflict.
According to the ancient Romans, all their enemies were basically the same cruel, primitive, rude and uncivilized barbarians.
According to the medieval Church all pagans were criminal, diabolic, evil, wild animals.
According to the high academics of modern days all faithful people were stupid, blind, ignorant and either manipulated or manipulative idiots who stand in their way.
It’s been like that for millennia and people always fall for it.
Same story this time.
Especially the Jews are proficient in creating (imagining) or overly dramatizing an „actual event“ that didn’t happen to blame the shit they’re doing onto those they did it to.
Same with old Egypt. They were never held captive, never been there as slaves.
The jews walked freely into their country, settling down everywhere they could grab wealth without actually doing anything productive for the country‘s home population.
Just feeding off of their work like an actual parasite, while also having the audacity to try and take over more and more positions of power and influence.
That would be the modern equivalent of controlling the banks, the media and the government. And guess what?
Well and then one fine day the Egyptians stood up to them and confronted them basically like this:
„My dear Jews, oh my beloved jewish friends… you’re more than welcome to live among us, to build your life in our country. But if you want to live here you should also contribute to the betterment of our collective life and the advancement of our country and culture.
We can’t afford nor tolerate for you to come here and feed off our own hard working people without contributing to anything really. Either you help us in whatever way you can but you have to be productive, or as sorry as we are, you need to leave this country.“
Well the result of that was that the Jews obviously left the country, crying about it like the little weak parasites they acted as and told everyone else (using their influence) that the Egyptians forced them to labor as slaves and whatever cruelties and that they were saved by their own, only true god Jahweh/Jehova, which is just one of many pagan jewish gods, namely the god of Thunder and warfare, in a bit of a similar position to the early jewish pantheon as Zeus is to ancient hellenistic beliefs, legends and mythologies.
And they continued on these ways.
They’re responsible for Christianity and Islam to even exist.
They’re responsible for the downfall of the Roman Empire and basically all other ancient kingdoms and empires.
They’re basically (more or less directly) responsible for up to 90% of all wars and conflicts humanity had throughout the last two or three millennia.
Germans at moon, perfect.
There is an old joke in Germany: A mixed US/Russian space ship reaches Saturn. The astronauts walk on Saturn and see a wooden cabin. One of the astronauts goes to the cabin, and comes back: The Germans are here! I read a sign: Amt für allgemeine Saturnfragen! ( Office for general questions about Saturn).
@@brittakriep2938 Hahahahahaha
Oh, Rocket is flying. It is time to
verify your clock.
oh no
And don't forget: This is also the participation of Wernher von Braun, or else there wouldn't be a Saturn V or however it was called in TNO.
English clearly isn’t your native language
@@goldenfiberwheat238 why do you care
It would probably be called something like the Njord 5.
BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Plot Twist: Goering eats the moon because he thought it is made of cheese
plot twist: he farded
Glory to the ones who look forwar--
Whoops, wrong country
beat me to it
Yooo a murder drones pfp
YOOO a tno and a murder drone fan????? Based
Right when i finally decided to sleep
Two videos in the same day?! This is Wholesome Sablin 100!
Sablin...
Stalin....
@@molanohouse"They aren't compared,Unless one decides to"
-ME
Little did they know BJ Blascowitz was in the cargo hold
Wrong Game
Wrong Universe
@@MusicNerd-ui6grIt’s a joke.
@@MusicNerd-ui6gr But same name.
We’re getting reaaall lucky with all these videos
Reichswerke Hermann Göring: We were there
i believe you mean reichswerke
herman goring
0:44 “Lichtkontakt” is a mistranslation, what is being referred to in the original audio as “contact light” is an actual light that has gone off in the cabin
Yeah, I noticed that too. A few small mistranslations.
@@CaptainGummyBearz For example?
*come on in the lander.
@@familiescharf4207 "Titanium" should be "Titan", . "bereitgestellt" makes no sence in this context and would rather be "verwendet". "Motor" means engine, but only rotational engines, a jet engine would be "Triebwerk". But most are just wordings a native speaker would not use in this context, like Raumschiff (space ship) would rather be "Landefähre" or "Landekapsel" (lander/landing capsule) or something like that.
@@StAngerNo1My german is not great but isn’t the use of “menschheit“ also wrong since he’s meant to be saying a small step for man rather than a small step for humanity?
Someone tell Goring that moon isnt actually made of cheese
Please go over the German dialogue. It strongly feels like it was written in English and than translated to German. "Lichtkontakt" is not the only the only case. "Copy to ground" is completely mistranslated. "Wir sehen uns am Boden" = "We will see each other on the ground", something like "Wir hören euch klar (auf der Erde)" is probably meant. The ladder is first correctly "Leiter", in the next sentence it is "Treppe" which means staircase, which does not fit here.
Also, it shouldn't have said Deutschland, but Deutsches Reich istead.
Would have thought that 'Peenemunde' would have been ground control, as opposed to 'Berlin'.
"I see you are a person of German Rocket Culture as well."
Uhmm, not really. Remember, Houston was/still is ground control, not Cape Canaveral.
@@robs5688 Also Peenemünde was just a rocket testing and construction site in the war. If germany won the war, they would have set up their launch site closer to the equator probably in some annexed territory in africa.
I'm automatically biased towards space so this gets props from me. Just one thing, the Saturn V has to have engines start at T-7 Seconds, but the Germans has it done at T-1 Second? Those must be some really efficient engines to reach enough of a reaction to be able to lift off so fast or they pushed the Hydrogen & Oxygen faster than the safety margins designed for Saturn V. Once again, amazing video.
German engineering
I was just about to point that out
I was thinking engine start was at T-3, but maybe that was for Shuttle.
I like the idea that the Saturn V is the exact same as our timeline because Operation Paperclip, lmao. I wonder if Wernher Von Braun is still the lead engineer in the lunar program in this timeline, considering that he was detained by the Sicherheitsdienst in 1943 after expressing his frustration that he was being forced to put his space program on hold in favor of rocket bomb development in a war that was "not going well".
We're just going to ignore the thousands of American rocket scientists who influenced his designs? Especially when it comes to the development of the Mercury capsule?
@@user-wl9ch3vq5w Obviously it wouldn't even be close in reality, but it's still funny to think of an alternate history where, because the Apollo program had a critical mass of nazi scientists that affected the design, if it was German program, it would look the same.
Der Mann hieß Wernher von Braun und nicht Wernher Von Braun und war adelig.
@@g.f.w.6402 “I don’t speak German neither!” - Arthur Morgan
This is basically what would’ve happened if America and Russia didn’t split Germanys science team.
If the US would not have hired Werhner von Braun, the Nazi top rocket engineer, they would not have gotten the Apollo program going in the late 1960s. So that movie is not all fiction, lol.
BTW Hermann-Goering-Werke did exist. That was the name of the huge steelworks established in Linz, Austria. Today they are still producing high quality steel under the name of VOEST. And one of their subsidiary companies produces highly specialized metallic components for spacecrafts.
Ngl after seeing Goring Werke company was exist my brainrot and weird knowledge has been incerase...thanks for this information.
Epentibi, ur work never ceases to amaze me
Dude you're videos are unlike anything I've ever seen on this platform, keep it up 👍🏻
Awesome work! I'm glad I am able to watch this before it blows up.
After saluting he ate the moon thinking its made out of cheese
I think what he should say should be: small step for me but a giant leap for germany. Saying small step for mankind and ... doesn't make too much sense to say mankind if he is going to say germany. Maybe change the whole thing and use the footage from all mankind. Say "i take this step for my country, for my people, for the fuhrer and for the national socialist cause. Again, check the scene from for all mankind, I believe that would be a lot more appropiate.
It's true I didn't give too much thought to that last line. What I wanted to say was "One Small Step for Man", where Man refers to person. Unless the German translation got that wrong...
@@Epentibi This is very good stuff so I hope you don't take my criticism in a negative manner. Just remember its an ideological state, their message from the first man on the moon is paramount and must convey an utterly ideological message. So, I believe, if you can, you should change that message.
@@Epentibi Yeah you got the translattion wrong,
If you want too refer too just that one guy you would have too use "Ein kleiner schritt für einen Mann, aber ein großer schritt für Deutschland". but what i think would be even better is "Ein kleiner schritt für mich,aber..." where he ist not refering too himself as a man but just reffering too just too himself.
Woah esto es magnífico como usas la IA
PD: recorde Wolfenstein
Which AI voice is being used for this? It is incredibly realistic
I think this one is voice acted
I like how it is still a Saturn V considering that Warner Von Bron invented it
Goring probably thought the moon was made of cheese
your videos are masterworks. for what its worth I would love to someday see a video about a victorious germany's artic colonies and exploration
have you checked out operation deep freeze?
@@Epentibiyes ofcourse! I really liked it. I was just hoping for more. Maybe a focus on Axis prescence in south america could also offer some potential cold war material too. A cuban missle crisis scenario centered out of Argentina or something. All just ideas, in anycase please continue your great work!
Believe it or not, this is what some of y’all’s uncles, great grandfathers and grandfathers stopped.
Not mine, am German.
@@Mikachu000:o i wish my family had history 😭😭
It's "Iron Sky" all over again?
I'm pretty sure that the "finest german quality" is actually made in Guangdong LOL
Did a person help you with the voice of the astronaut? The accent he uses is not something that AI should be able to emulate, it's pretty much everyday-german, not the one that you would "learn" in any book.
And in fact it's everyday German roughly 1990-today, not 60s German.
2 new Epentibi videos in less than 24 hours??? We eatin good fr.
Billions must land on the moon
I'm honestly unsure how different the German space program in TNO would be from NASA in our timeline. However, I feel that the lunar module portrayed in this video would not be present in this timeline, as the chief designer of the LM was American. Still, looks great!
Perhaps the chief designer, was given even more pay to work with the Germans.
The Air Force had their own plans to colonize the moon before Apollo. Look up Project Lunex.
@@averiWonBTW I definitely think the German Space Program would have more spaceplanes like the one in Lunex, since all of Wernher von Braun's future plans seemed to involve them.
If I remember old lore there's some president who was more ambitious than defeating Germans in space war sending missions to Mars. His name was Glenn, with his event was the Mars landing.
Unfortunately, the path was cut due to the realism of team dev while that path was only wholesome and light hope.
@@PitunghereTNOschizo100 You say "Glenn" as if he was some random guy instead of being the first American in orbit lol
Denn Heute gehört uns der Mond und Morgen der Rest des Sonnensystems😂
Thank you
Its unfortunate you had to put that disclaimer in the beginning cause of YT rules. Messes up my immersion.
Many of the old content before they believe it's real. So the owner decide to make a warn messages first in order to prevent misinformation along with yea CZcams who they stop your fun content.
This feels so realistic!
It sent chills down my spine!
absolute cinema
I love how the last shot is literally just from the Wolfenstein TNO trailer
wait...IT'S ALSO THE NEW ORDER
I wish there was subtitles for English though, that would be nice
Just added them
@@Epentibi Thank you our Lord and Saviour Epentibi
Wow, this is incredible
Based ai use disclaimer, also fantastic video as always friend
Thanks!
The German does not sound very realistic but the idea counts.
Wow the voice over quality felt right out of the 80's.
Another quality video from epentibi
That's what happens when NASA scientists remains in their own country.
wow this is really well made
I think Goring would have had a heart attack by '64.
History will perhaps remember it as the last victory of the third Reich--a 2000s American history textbook, in this timeline Japan lost its empire status to a rising China and Germany lost almost all of its Eastern European colonies to a re-emerged Russia, France and Africa also gained independence
I like how they were just so monotone
Bro you just landed on the moon 😪
Awesome work!
Just our moon video in German
Human history is basically one big ARG
This is amazing!
You sure this wasn't an unused wolfenstein clip
This reminds me of old Halliburton commercials......
Guess greed isn't bound by any country, ideology, nationality, sex/sexual orientation, philosophy, social class or religion.
It's one of those things that make us humans.
wolfenstein be like
The Eagle has landed.
What should have been:
This would be a promo for a new "The man in the high castle" series
When did the Germans actually go to the moon in a flying saucer? 1940s, I think. Make a YT video of that!
That may have been a small one for Klaus but it was a big one for me.
Ironic that the IRL moon landing was in effect the ACTUAL German moon landing.
Would they have used Stanley Kubrick or Leno Riefenstahl? Would they have used a der glocken publicly and actaully figured out how to get thru the van allen belt? Would they have lost the technology and never returned? So many possibilities
What a nice flag of friendship
Wolfenstein
WOOHOO MORE VIDEOS
Why is this extremely comedic 😂
On a serious note I think that if Germany had won WW2 we would definitely have a moon base by now.
Where is Part 2 of South African War documentary?
The greatest endeavor, and yet they had to say on whose behalf they landed. Mondschuss, Mondschuss, Mondschuss. We were there. We will be there again.
Werner Von Braun is up to his old tricks, I see
It was so great, only to end with the swastika facing the wrong direction.
Americans and Soviets feared.
You'd think this would happen in the 60's but its 2040, technology didn't develop very well after the war.
Ask the U.S federal who hire Naz* research rocket bruh...both of U.S and Russia use their guys for space wars so what did you expect.
Wasn't there a scene like this in "The Man In The High Castle" novels?
Someone needs to tell AI that Iron Sky wasn't a documentary.
How is there wind on the moon?
yes, I did realize that, but...
@@Epentibi still a great vid do, loved every second of it.
Joujou, der Herr Dr. Von Braun.....der hats halt gekonnt.....hehehehe
Iron skies begins
It’s true! History now needs to be rewritten.
Nice! Germany No. 1
This feels like one of the propaganda ads that came straight out of _Wolfenstein._
I would imagine a Wolfenstein version of this be some radical German screaming into the mic about the moon
@@Epentibi i was so disappointed that the new wolfensteins have no tanks
And then a bunch of lizard-like aliens attacked Earth. 🤣
For TNO's world , that's a godsend for them.
WOLFENSTEIN TRAILER SPOTTED
Oh my))))
Mond mond, ja ja... Heute gehört uns die Galaxie!
That one of the most mesmerising and beatifule thing i seen in my life
The subtitles aren't centred so don't of them go off the screen. Please fix.
The Nazis would have never made it to the moon. They would have blown up the Earth before the 1960s.
Are you thinking by any chance of Eric Norden's "The Ultimate Solution"?
Then explain why U.S and Soviet hire some naz* research in rockets for space war by themselves in OTL?
Also how you can explain of The Sun Gun project?
actually not. they couldn't
@@eoenhtbqcdThey could and they would but the cons their economy will be crumble.
If they won the war, they would have got to the moon in the 50’s
Babe wake up! TNO Space Race DLC have been released!