I am fully aware of the 62nd death is actually his brother. Just to make it more dramatic, I decided to just count it in cause why not. So yes, it would be 301 if I didn’t add it in
So i'm guessing the story goes like this. The unicorns and the bears go to war with each other which eventually leeds to the extinction of both species, allowing way for humanity to evolve, and i guess there is a moral about war is bad or something.
hmm I reckon there might be some bears left since the supposed prophecy is that once the blood of the last unicorn is drank then a new "God" shall arise. However considering the human now has a army of simians behind him I doubt he would allow a possible threat with no standing army to exist...I mean that what I would do :3
if you take the short film into consideration as well its more so: Bears and unicorns are fighting because bears think that they will become cuter and better if they kill all unicorns, but unicorns are the pure species which keeps everything cute so when the last unicorn is killed then the worst thing will come to burden earth: Humanity.
The polar bear bros just killed me The fact the remaining twin killed himself just because he couldn't live with it just shows the bond. Tragically heartwarming-
Unicorn Wars is a movie that brings us back plenty of categories. Including, but not limited to: - Great Animation - Gratuitous violence - Anti-war - Depressing Ending - Anti-religion - Unapologetic of ALL of it
In 3:08 You forgot there's a extra 10,000/ 10K Deaths After The Middle Part Of The Video Where Many Unicorns And Bears Having An Major War This means the real total deaths would be 10,302 Deaths
Some of the kills don’t count because of the hallucination scene. The scene represents the twin brother killing the other twin brother in the form of a giant monster.
Me: Aww, this is like a My Little Pony and Care Bears crossover. I bet this is going to be a really cute and funny movie! Me a few minutes later: WHAT KIND OF A CARE BEARS + MY LITTLE PONY FILM IS THIS?!
I think this is how humans returned because the bears found an ancient civilization where they find a book (probably the bible or some new version of it) and that's where they learned the act like humans and the humans probably returned to monkey when they destroyed each other who knows how long before that
If you are open to a suggestion for a western animated show that is UNREAL you should take a look at LASTMAN season 1+2.. great show and great soundtrack too. I think the very first episode is on CZcams for free.
I know right? They literally have cannons (4:13)! How hard it is for them to research infantry firearm?! All they have to do is to shrink in down to hand held size!
If it’s essentially Care Bears vs My Little Pony then in the end both toy brands die as human dolls (Barbie and Cabbage Patch Kids) began dominating the girl toy market
I’ll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Bluey. Can beat being consumed by a giant sludge monster. Dull machete for lamest kill goes to the high command, who was entirely offscreen. Yes I did base this off of Dead Meat.
You know what I have to wonder? HOW TF do these little bears not invest in better breast armor??? They ALWAYS attack in the most stupid ways (charge upfront) and get turned into Spanish-Yakisoba. They never set traps or play with the terrain. No chemical warfare either, which... okay, you can see that one how you want it. Good movie, but this shit makes me mildly annoyed
They also lack of strategy. The bear are basically stupid even though they become smarter then other animals, they were using trenches even though their enemy have no ranged,they invest in melee instead of ranged even though their enemy obviously have advantage in very close combat, they have no mines even though being in a defensive position, have no armour even though most of their troops use melee, melee too short making it challenging to hit unicorns, forming defense at flat grounds instead of at hills (the unicorns would have a hard time getting up), lack of engineering (the most advanced thing i ever seen from them was the grenade), the cannon was extremely powerful like god damn it splash is insane but for fuck sake they only bring it later on and deploying very few (im pretty sure they make a tons of it earlier), lacks of man power and finally… lack of weaponary
Well the bears must had limited of grenades and arrows. And being an infantry unit attacking a calvary unit is not an easy thing to do. You can't really attack them for the sides because of how thighly packed they and you are, its often once the horses has struck the first line the rest can encircle and attack for multiple sides. And the spears wouldn't had done anything they were way to short to be able to use as pikemen and make the horses run themselves onto the pikes. Its bearly the size of a bear and the horse's body is aleast twice the hight of the bears.
4:17 wait but the 4 guys standing next to the cannon survived or did they die later but then again by who, since after the final shot the only unicorn left was the wounded one. So did the four guys just pack up and leave or did the commander kill them in as a punishment for whatever reason?
In my opinion it could be much more emotional if both sides knew what "strategy" means 💀 All they do is charge against each other, i can't feel the realism of a war with that, so it's just another generic war movie made for people who like gore or don't know what "strategy" means
Nah bro, its much deeper than that. Whole movie is a dark parody/critic of christianity, the gore is just a signature of the author, he uses this contrast of hard violence in Disney like characters. Its not just about the war, but the simbology
The bears were more or less strategic until Azulin's coup d'état, who was mentally unstable and wanted to destroy the entire forest in order to achieve his goal. (Sorry for my English, i usted Google Traductor)
The total is actually just 301. Why? Because the caterpillars eaten in the movie were drugs for the bears and the effect on the white bear made him hallucinate, making him think he killed a giant worm but actually killed his own brother
what if happy tree friends and my litte pony have a baby? well this is the baby utter chaos just like happy tree friends and cartoony vibes just like his mama and papa
Its funny how People think that figure in the end was human..but the truth is, its unformed god. Also if we not include Worms part (we include giant worm it was secretly a Polar bear brother) Care bears and Unicorn's Population unlike us is very very low. They all died in war, the movie perfectly shows us how War destroys entirely everything
After he tried to kill Maria, one of the unicorns foal that she tried to save came back to help her and hit bluey off the Cliff, making him fall as his face starts to deform everytime he fell onto the rocks ending him falling into the river being washed away.
Just because it is cartoon it doesn't mean it is for kids. There are many cartoons for adults like Bojack Horseman or Watership Down. And although they may look like smth for kids there are not. Cartoon is a medium not a genre.
I am fully aware of the 62nd death is actually his brother. Just to make it more dramatic, I decided to just count it in cause why not. So yes, it would be 301 if I didn’t add it in
Where did you watch this movie?
This is why unicorns doesn't exist anymore
Care Bears + Happy Tree Friends + My Little Pony + Apocalypse Now + Attack on Titan Final Season = Unicorn Wars
You forgot apocalypses now movie
What about MY LITTLE PONY??👹
And Attack on Titan Final Season.
@@mathiasroman5365 unicorns are titans
@@blakes_world3279 ¡NO!
For those who don't know. The movie is only available in spanish
Because the film is from Spain
Where do i watch it
It’s already subbed English too if you rent it on youtube
@@JKVR334 didn't know
Also in french too!
So i'm guessing the story goes like this. The unicorns and the bears go to war with each other which eventually leeds to the extinction of both species, allowing way for humanity to evolve, and i guess there is a moral about war is bad or something.
hmm I reckon there might be some bears left since the supposed prophecy is that once the blood of the last unicorn is drank then a new "God" shall arise. However considering the human now has a army of simians behind him I doubt he would allow a possible threat with no standing army to exist...I mean that what I would do :3
if you take the short film into consideration as well its more so:
Bears and unicorns are fighting because bears think that they will become cuter and better if they kill all unicorns, but unicorns are the pure species which keeps everything cute so when the last unicorn is killed then the worst thing will come to burden earth: Humanity.
Dinosaurs are creepy creatures
Kind of,but the movie is a criticize to religion and how it can affects people
@@clov6676 Oooh i see.
The polar bear bros just killed me
The fact the remaining twin killed himself just because he couldn't live with it just shows the bond. Tragically heartwarming-
Yeah, But I don't get what those insects were? Also the bear's eyes are so uncanny that it's making me feel unsettled..
Actually I think the insects were big caterpillars.
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@@crisishasbeenaverted1:25
Bears: "ok if we kill all of them god will come back"
*kills all unicorns*
Ok
*humans rise*
Bears: *fuck*
Human : you kill the unicorns. But we, humans, are much more of a threat.
The sad part was his brother trying to communicate with the unicorn but he instead kill them both
That is 1 of many sad things.
Care bears for adults 💀
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Unicorn Wars is a movie that brings us back plenty of categories. Including, but not limited to:
- Great Animation
- Gratuitous violence
- Anti-war
- Depressing Ending
- Anti-religion
- Unapologetic of ALL of it
I like how Azulin died from drowning in somehow DARKNESS lol.
why azulin died
Open your heart to darkness
Seeing them in their little military outfits gives me Conkers Bad Fur Day vibes lol
At least we can see cute unicorns and bea- HOLY HELL-
I kinda feel bad for Azulin and Gordi's dad and Coco's wife. They both lost their family.
1:20 the 63 doesn't really count because we then found out it was he's brother who he stab
And I take it that's why he hanged himself
@@thefirstprime0124yep
The 62 and 63 death counts as one, because the twin dies for his brother under the allucinations.
In 3:08 You forgot there's a extra 10,000/ 10K Deaths After The Middle Part Of The Video Where Many Unicorns And Bears Having An Major War
This means the real total deaths would be 10,302 Deaths
I don't know.
3:59 that animation though 🫸👌
Some of the kills don’t count because of the hallucination scene. The scene represents the twin brother killing the other twin brother in the form of a giant monster.
1:20 don't you know that the white bear thought his brother was the monster?
👍🏻.
Bruh HOW TF I FELL ASLEEP TO THIS
Same I just don't know I woke up to the loud explosion.
The Velveteen Rabbit for Adults 💀
This is truely Alberto's true masterpiece
Me: Aww, this is like a My Little Pony and Care Bears crossover. I bet this is going to be a really cute and funny movie!
Me a few minutes later: WHAT KIND OF A CARE BEARS + MY LITTLE PONY FILM IS THIS?!
so this is how humans appered? and how smart bears and unicorns died?
I think this is how humans returned because the bears found an ancient civilization where they find a book (probably the bible or some new version of it) and that's where they learned the act like humans and the humans probably returned to monkey when they destroyed each other who knows how long before that
This makes The Last Unicorn look like Zootopia.
I remember that one. Very old film.
Yes yea finally a western animation movie with graphic violence and horrors of war and I love it and it's manifico
If you are open to a suggestion for a western animated show that is UNREAL you should take a look at LASTMAN season 1+2.. great show and great soundtrack too. I think the very first episode is on CZcams for free.
It’s not western…
@Strider it is because its not a an Eastern(asia) this was made in Spain which is the west country
This is vicious circle, Bears and unicorns fighting for dominance, same thing here with the USA and the new soviets
I love this movie for the action and lore
So that's why unicorn is gone
Why don't they have guns? They got grenades for god's sake.
search about gunpowder history
Well, they don't know what a gun is.
Only the humans had guns
I know right? They literally have cannons (4:13)! How hard it is for them to research infantry firearm?! All they have to do is to shrink in down to hand held size!
@@SVASH-hz5ji in the film it is implied that they are just recently discovering and creating weapons based on gunpowder
4:54 That was extremely satisfying
Man this count must have taken FOREVER
Yeah it took a very long time. I had to put slow motion through the war to count every single one that was stabbed
@@itsTitoZ bro that seems like torture to me
@@Ritahehe933
For a war veteran
If it’s essentially Care Bears vs My Little Pony then in the end both toy brands die as human dolls (Barbie and Cabbage Patch Kids) began dominating the girl toy market
That is an unusual way to look at it, but interesting.
I’ll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Bluey. Can beat being consumed by a giant sludge monster.
Dull machete for lamest kill goes to the high command, who was entirely offscreen.
Yes I did base this off of Dead Meat.
Well dead meat only count deaths in horror movies and this isn't a horror movie to say.
That's why unicorns are rare to find
so this is hybrids & mutants appeared in the wild 2: reborn? and how smart animals alive?
Happy tree friends combines with My little pony into this real adult adaption.
In other news
*holy Jesus A Christ that was brutally epic*
At first I thought this was a friendly kids show but its
the exact opposite-
Thats why unicorns are so strong because the bears not using guns only melee weapons
I will never look at my Teddy bear the same again
Bruh the unicorn outclassed and out gun the bears by a lot I'm surprised the bears actually managed to kill a bunch of them
The bears got a lot of pyrrhic victories.
Cute bears in war is giving me conker’s bad fur day vibes
The moral of this movie that sometimes mindless war can lead to pointlessness and devastation.
Mindless?
this stuff is gory as hell bro how do you watch this 💀
Idk, I got used to it somehow
Cuz every death is extremely funny.
Its easy, with the eyes
😅
El monto de gusanos el hermano de ese osito blanco Así que no cuenta como una muerte separada
Tienes razón.
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@@andyrtgj7374 Descuido.
You know what I have to wonder? HOW TF do these little bears not invest in better breast armor??? They ALWAYS attack in the most stupid ways (charge upfront) and get turned into Spanish-Yakisoba. They never set traps or play with the terrain. No chemical warfare either, which... okay, you can see that one how you want it.
Good movie, but this shit makes me mildly annoyed
Well also in the movie these sets of bears are rookies and least experienced (see your point because i believe the other bears do so as well)
@PoisonTheMushroom also its implied that the bears are now just recently discovering this stuff
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 I kinda just stated that but yea
They also lack of strategy.
The bear are basically stupid even though they become smarter then other animals, they were using trenches even though their enemy have no ranged,they invest in melee instead of ranged even though their enemy obviously have advantage in very close combat, they have no mines even though being in a defensive position, have no armour even though most of their troops use melee, melee too short making it challenging to hit unicorns, forming defense at flat grounds instead of at hills (the unicorns would have a hard time getting up), lack of engineering (the most advanced thing i ever seen from them was the grenade), the cannon was extremely powerful like god damn it splash is insane but for fuck sake they only bring it later on and deploying very few (im pretty sure they make a tons of it earlier), lacks of man power and finally…
lack of weaponary
Well the bears must had limited of grenades and arrows.
And being an infantry unit attacking a calvary unit is not an easy thing to do. You can't really attack them for the sides because of how thighly packed they and you are, its often once the horses has struck the first line the rest can encircle and attack for multiple sides.
And the spears wouldn't had done anything they were way to short to be able to use as pikemen and make the horses run themselves onto the pikes.
Its bearly the size of a bear and the horse's body is aleast twice the hight of the bears.
62 and 63 are the same death.
No the one of the brother kills their brother then the other brother hangs himself
In all battles there are always survivors in both teams.
0:51 centipede
4:17 wait but the 4 guys standing next to the cannon survived or did they die later but then again by who, since after the final shot the only unicorn left was the wounded one. So did the four guys just pack up and leave or did the commander kill them in as a punishment for whatever reason?
holy crap that's a lot of deaths
Wait… why am I still watching this?
Awsome
This was inspired by Bambi, Apocalypse Now and the Bible
It was honestly pretty tame for a horror movie :)
Happy Tree friends+Sally face=Unjcodn wars
This gotta be the most kills I've ever seen on a kill count 302 kills?
So the bears can make grenades, knifes, barbed wire and cannons and stuff but do not have any guns and instead rely on bow and arrows?
First World War be like if it was unicorn wars
Dang that's a lot of deaths
This is brutality 😢
It's War Time
Breaking news were declaring war
now that’s Care Bears for adults
The Teddies before Conker’s Bad Fur Day
It like if Care Bears and MLP and Happy Tree Friends had a baby
In my opinion it could be much more emotional if both sides knew what "strategy" means 💀
All they do is charge against each other, i can't feel the realism of a war with that, so it's just another generic war movie made for people who like gore or don't know what "strategy" means
Nah bro, its much deeper than that. Whole movie is a dark parody/critic of christianity, the gore is just a signature of the author, he uses this contrast of hard violence in Disney like characters. Its not just about the war, but the simbology
@@TheAlter82 ik, but it could be both realistic and symbolic
The bears were more or less strategic until Azulin's coup d'état, who was mentally unstable and wanted to destroy the entire forest in order to achieve his goal. (Sorry for my English, i usted Google Traductor)
This thing is remind me of happy tree friends
And what was that colorful stuff at the beginning were they drugged out of there minds
Imagine if the unicorn have guns and the care bears has high IQ it would be epic🎉🎉🎉
Why can't teddy bears and unicorns live in harmony?😢
1:25 It would still be 62 because the worm was the other mimosin
The total is actually just 301. Why? Because the caterpillars eaten in the movie were drugs for the bears and the effect on the white bear made him hallucinate, making him think he killed a giant worm but actually killed his own brother
This put Happy Tree Friends to shame
this is what is called war
These Spanish movies have a better writing than most USA movies godamn
me gustó la canción del final
Wow
Orgulloso de ser colombiano
I tought it was straight from north korea💀
Coco so cool yoooo 😩😩😩😩
2:43 MY GOD HE OFER THROUGH THE GOVERNMENT
I seen CZcams shorts and the beginning but until I saw what happend
Why does the Unicorn War doesn't start with guns it just starts with Spears and swords are useless
Where i can find this movie? In Netflix?
But thats not all...
what if happy tree friends and my litte pony have a baby? well this is the baby utter chaos just like happy tree friends and cartoony vibes just like his mama and papa
Its funny how People think that figure in the end was human..but the truth is, its unformed god. Also if we not include Worms part (we include giant worm it was secretly a Polar bear brother)
Care bears and Unicorn's Population unlike us is very very low.
They all died in war, the movie perfectly shows us how War destroys entirely everything
What if pooh bear got enlisted?
So who are the villains in this or is it like real life its just war there isnt a side
AECA = FIRE!
if bears have grenades...why are they using bows?
All of them died
Yea. Literally everyone died in the end 👍🏼
I couldn’t understand the explanation because it’s in Spanish
@@TheDrawer123 porqué está echo en España. Busca subtítulos en inglés.
Bruh
Well technically the last one didn't die, just transformed.
Unicorn Wars : Kill Count (By @ItsTitoZ)
What happened to that one side of Bluey’s face?
After he tried to kill Maria, one of the unicorns foal that she tried to save came back to help her and hit bluey off the Cliff, making him fall as his face starts to deform everytime he fell onto the rocks ending him falling into the river being washed away.
Wtf kind of cartoon is this
2:44 Sans Bare.
No he not mother fu****
I saw sans teddy bear
Unicorn Wars is lit cousins of happy tree friends
302 kills i so many death in Kids cartoon
It is Not for kids.
Just because it is cartoon it doesn't mean it is for kids. There are many cartoons for adults like Bojack Horseman or Watership Down. And although they may look like smth for kids there are not. Cartoon is a medium not a genre.
Naah! 😂 It's like a bunch of kids telling their horror story in the campfire and this is what a kid imagines😂
I clue what I just watched