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@@hkrsescort so you think if he had black skin had would just cut a record, sell millions of copies and do a world wide tour just like that? Wtf is wrong with you,are you really that fuckin stupid?
“Who left a welly boot here?” I love ha way he said it
😂😂😂😂😂
The Scottish are a national treasure. We must preserve them until the end of the universe.
Yay thanks
@@soupeater7417 YEP
AlishaUltraShark I feel privileged
Us scots thank you
Honeii Killjoy aw man ye like shane, fuckin legend
Rapper can remember all that but not a clue what he did last night
Booby Manfanny if he was black and underprivileged he would be worth a fortune
Dont think he knows what hes slabberin
Didnt you kill, didnt you kill, didnt you kill my bruvva.
You don’t just lose talent like that.. 🤘🏻
@@hkrsescort so you think if he had black skin had would just cut a record, sell millions of copies and do a world wide tour just like that? Wtf is wrong with you,are you really that fuckin stupid?
That well known Scottish instrument ,, the bookie pen
It’s ah blumin bagpipe
"I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle individual"
eimii 3:58 politikz yo
😂 mgk took the em diss hard
😂 mgk took the em diss hard
nyeeeess
''here video him hes good an awww''
Is it no toffee😂
EH 800 aye😂
Eccies amaze me man
I’m so chuffed that it’s actually Scottish people’s watching it aswell
A thought it was toffee a thought it was toffee fucking buckled 😂
dedad
4:35 I didn't even laugh, I was actually, genuinely impressed.
"It's no Sarah.... It's not Sarah"😂😂😂
*OI IM ON NIGHTSHIFT*
*_HAWL_**
*HAW**
royal mile edinburgh lol
And they said white people have no culture
They did.
I've said too much
They won't be happy.
I'm fairly sure that's just black Americans to white Americans
The scots are a special case
William Tell overture on a bookie pen 😂😂😂 only in glesga
burants 😂😂😂
wavy line x
Class eh bud
"HO AM ON THE NIGHTSHIFT!" Burst out laughing man you never see references like that very often.
I'm Scottish mannn, we are just legends lol
Jessica Johnston aye where the best
Kaceyleigh Thomas defo lol
Jessica Johnston Same
lil Rocky do u like garlic bread u wee fucking idiot
Jessica Johnston the legends
No country comes close in terms of patter
Agreed
Ireland
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@@L1Lassassin1224 i'll give you that.
@@NotBarnes keep dreaming pal 😂😂
how long was that fukin guy rapping fo'?
Till the chemist opened
Only in freaking Scotland would they play deal or no deal was Bucky though
Courtney Palmer that was my cousin that opened the case
I’m oan the nightshift! 🏴
1:41 will be on repeat
Somebody please make a remix out of it HAHAHAHA
Scottish are the best
The guy with the bookies pen deserves an oscar, no watches setting him back an hour 😂🏴🏴
Pumping yer maw pmsl
Emily if your maw wis half as good lookin as you, she wid also be getting pumped
Gavin D Christ on a bike. Cheers ! Xo
yus what gavin said [hearteyes emoji goes here]
spencer cheers Spencer xo
Gavins pullin. Go on lad
I love how that junkie was more talented that me😂
Everybody is mair talented than u
I love being Scottish sometimes 😂 We're all just a bit special
Yeah
PROTECTION!
I love ma country
0:27 Legend.
This makes me proud to be Scottish 😂😂
I need a Scottish accent
aye ye dae
Heatherxo Musicx naw you don't, naebody understands yi
aye
Man: This song is good!
Me: Aye, a ken!
Man: Who's Ken?
That's what it's like to have a Scottish accent.
you can borrow mine.
Why are scothis people so funnny😂😂😂
Audrey Dempsey Scottish people are funnier tho 👍😗
Tom O'Hawk yeah lknow 😂😂😂
Audrey Dempsey you're a wee star so you are and a bet grand craic as well x
Tom O'Hawk thank u Tom but u are funnyer do😂😂👍💕💕💕
Audrey Dempsey you're a sweetheart f saying so 😗
all I gotta say is *SCOTLANDDDDDDD FOREVERRRRRR*
I’m Scottish and we are incredible human beings, were awfa funny
KatShIE X aye defo !
KatShIE X Agreed im scottish tae
Aye we are coz we keep voting SNP in.
#scotsunite
Aye man!
I'm Scottish and were legendary people
naw wae urnae yah whalaper
1:40 that women is hilarious
"Excuse me sah" followed by a high pitched scream.
I just wanted to give the last guy a tenner for his talent, and for his next bottle of Iron Bru and a whiskey...
2:23 *Eminem has left the chat*
2x speed seems to be the right speed
Aye us Glaswegians are legends! 😂♥️
Al never get over “AM OAN THE NIGHTSHIFT”
When he started rapping fast it killed me 😂
Junkies have magic powers im convinced honestly
2:02 is a big mood
"A thought it wis toffee" 😂😂
The pub at 57 seconds is in tenerife and i know that because I am staying at the hotel across the road from it lol
It takes some talent to play a bookie pen
So glad to be Scottish ✌🏽🤣🏴
I can't help watching every decent patter video, it's just great 😂😂👌👌❤️❤️
Oh me god. I’m laughing so hard at my own accent when I watched this.
Scottish.... Without doubt are far more funny than the Irish
A Day At A Time aye!
Not sure about that
I thanks Mate! Mean a lot tae us!
The south of Ireland maybe. NI and Scotland are similar mate
A Day At A Time hardly
Conor shoulda just giggled, mare chance them thinking it was "sarah"
No one does try not to laugh like the Scots....these are absolutely hilarious😂😂😂
That’s how dead or no deal should be done 😂😂😂
That’s how we play no deal or no deal when we have been chucked out the pub
Is it no a toffee 😂😂
'necunts gonnae steal fae you ye've no even go a tele'
This is just a normal Saturday
That night shift one kills me
"Oh! I'm on the night shift!" Even better than "she turned the weans againts is!"
Hawl ah'm oan eh night shift*
Ya awright pal 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm the woman dancing to Gimme A Man After Midnight and falling over after.
1:40 was the only good one 😂
Scottish patter is eh actual best man
"I'M ON NIGHT SHIFT"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like to think that scott is a young innocent guy who actually thought he was eating a toffee, and not some lad who is buzzing off yokes
2:02 😂
omg I know that first guy! he went tae ma school 🤣🤣😂😂😂
No way man,, a big mad shoe ,,,, quality by the way
LMAO THAT PERSON AT 1:40 XD
I came here to laugh at my enemys, I’m Irish btw
*extends Scottish hand of friendship *
4:15 the jail yards ma stage
He’s definitely been in saughton or BarL
Some say he's still rapping to this day.
3:36 he's flanking
The rap one fuck up at the beginning
That junkie has pretty sweet lyrics.
Buckie bottles 😂😂😂😂😂
Aye aw right M.C junkie baws
Gee it a Breck!!
Guess who's not going to Scotland, this guy!
The last one😂
"IM OAN THE NIGHT SHIFT!" Greetin
Boi spittin bars
If donald trump was the priminster he would probably build a wall.
Who left ma welly boot there 😂
That AMG though
I don't understand what they are saying but I like them
they are funny
That crackhead rapper when the pther bloke wemt the other aide and started spitting too i wouldbe died 😂😂😂😂😂
White lightning.... Hahahaha
Im so happy im Scottish, OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND
Noel Gallagher can get the bookie pen player to replace her with the scissors on his next album.
1:41 Vietnam Flashbacks
Da hell was that rap?😂😂
1:40 finally i've found a fuckin use to slow down the speed to 0.25 in the speed settings
Breaking news . New language discovered after 2000 years . New David Attenborough documentary starts on Thurs 12th July at 8pm
David J Mcquillan been here for a while mate. Get out more 😂
"Who left ma welly boot there?"
Lone Ranger theme song
How can i found that video on 1:40 ?
MA TELE'S IN THE ROOM!
I will visit the planet Scotland one day
A feel proud
That guy actualy freestyles better than eminem
The bucky one. Nae deal
1:01 -
If anyone knows the name of this video, can you please send me the link please? Much appreciated!
At the end where it said subscribe dis Anywan ken fit that tune is called ma young G lads