TRY NOT TO LAUGH - SCOTTISH EDITION #3

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Komentáře • 486

  • @fictionalfriend1281
    @fictionalfriend1281 Před 6 lety +296

    “Who left a welly boot here?” I love ha way he said it

  • @AlishaUltrashark
    @AlishaUltrashark Před 6 lety +640

    The Scottish are a national treasure. We must preserve them until the end of the universe.

  • @BobbyManford
    @BobbyManford Před 6 lety +507

    Rapper can remember all that but not a clue what he did last night

    • @hkrsescort
      @hkrsescort Před 6 lety +18

      Booby Manfanny if he was black and underprivileged he would be worth a fortune

    • @kris2672
      @kris2672 Před 6 lety +4

      Dont think he knows what hes slabberin

    • @brillianttorquoise.1680
      @brillianttorquoise.1680 Před 5 lety +1

      Didnt you kill, didnt you kill, didnt you kill my bruvva.

    • @j-glockin7377
      @j-glockin7377 Před 5 lety +1

      You don’t just lose talent like that.. 🤘🏻

    • @dagnut
      @dagnut Před 4 lety

      @@hkrsescort so you think if he had black skin had would just cut a record, sell millions of copies and do a world wide tour just like that? Wtf is wrong with you,are you really that fuckin stupid?

  • @mydogs7508
    @mydogs7508 Před 6 lety +100

    That well known Scottish instrument ,, the bookie pen

  • @eimii5025
    @eimii5025 Před 6 lety +209

    "I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle individual"

  • @Aceno13
    @Aceno13 Před 6 lety +356

    Is it no toffee😂

    • @Aceno13
      @Aceno13 Před 6 lety +7

      EH 800 aye😂

    • @scottmalkinson9545
      @scottmalkinson9545 Před 6 lety +16

      Eccies amaze me man

    • @riggipo8777
      @riggipo8777 Před 6 lety +7

      I’m so chuffed that it’s actually Scottish people’s watching it aswell

    • @Lord.Bloodraven
      @Lord.Bloodraven Před 6 lety +10

      A thought it was toffee a thought it was toffee fucking buckled 😂

    • @Nunkaaa
      @Nunkaaa Před 6 lety +1

      dedad

  • @lynzb7750
    @lynzb7750 Před 6 lety +24

    4:35 I didn't even laugh, I was actually, genuinely impressed.

  • @streetbiks
    @streetbiks Před 6 lety +8

    "It's no Sarah.... It's not Sarah"😂😂😂

  • @G3ff1891
    @G3ff1891 Před 6 lety +151

    *OI IM ON NIGHTSHIFT*

  • @joecooper97
    @joecooper97 Před 6 lety +226

    And they said white people have no culture

  • @burants89
    @burants89 Před 6 lety +43

    William Tell overture on a bookie pen 😂😂😂 only in glesga

  • @zukathesweet2347
    @zukathesweet2347 Před 6 lety +4

    "HO AM ON THE NIGHTSHIFT!" Burst out laughing man you never see references like that very often.

  • @jessicajohnston2014
    @jessicajohnston2014 Před 6 lety +104

    I'm Scottish mannn, we are just legends lol

  • @noghd2560
    @noghd2560 Před 6 lety +77

    No country comes close in terms of patter

  • @victoriaw3863
    @victoriaw3863 Před 5 lety +31

    how long was that fukin guy rapping fo'?

    • @URBNRI1
      @URBNRI1 Před 5 lety +4

      Till the chemist opened

  • @courtneypalmer2331
    @courtneypalmer2331 Před 6 lety +35

    Only in freaking Scotland would they play deal or no deal was Bucky though

    • @kr3vision708
      @kr3vision708 Před 5 lety

      Courtney Palmer that was my cousin that opened the case

  • @steve20664
    @steve20664 Před 5 lety +8

    I’m oan the nightshift! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @iconickat4029
    @iconickat4029 Před 6 lety +28

    1:41 will be on repeat

  • @calumcarmichael2069
    @calumcarmichael2069 Před 6 lety +35

    Scottish are the best

  • @MichaelOHara-fq2wn
    @MichaelOHara-fq2wn Před 20 dny

    The guy with the bookies pen deserves an oscar, no watches setting him back an hour 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Pinkdinosaurs7
    @Pinkdinosaurs7 Před 6 lety +57

    Pumping yer maw pmsl

    • @gavind9769
      @gavind9769 Před 6 lety +1

      Emily if your maw wis half as good lookin as you, she wid also be getting pumped

    • @Pinkdinosaurs7
      @Pinkdinosaurs7 Před 6 lety

      Gavin D Christ on a bike. Cheers ! Xo

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q Před 6 lety

      yus what gavin said [hearteyes emoji goes here]

    • @Pinkdinosaurs7
      @Pinkdinosaurs7 Před 6 lety

      spencer cheers Spencer xo

    • @RubenDiasMasterclass
      @RubenDiasMasterclass Před 6 lety +3

      Gavins pullin. Go on lad

  • @freakyfrook
    @freakyfrook Před 5 lety +6

    I love how that junkie was more talented that me😂

    • @Akumarb26
      @Akumarb26 Před 2 lety

      Everybody is mair talented than u

  • @jaypeg49
    @jaypeg49 Před 6 lety +6

    I love being Scottish sometimes 😂 We're all just a bit special

  • @patpatch3410
    @patpatch3410 Před 6 lety +33

    PROTECTION!

  • @murraytasker360
    @murraytasker360 Před 6 lety +22

    I love ma country

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 Před 6 lety +9

    0:27 Legend.

  • @teehee620
    @teehee620 Před 5 lety +6

    This makes me proud to be Scottish 😂😂

  • @heatherhawkins-music3551
    @heatherhawkins-music3551 Před 6 lety +44

    I need a Scottish accent

    • @xxabbyxx8817
      @xxabbyxx8817 Před 6 lety +5

      aye ye dae

    • @electricblue6984
      @electricblue6984 Před 6 lety +1

      Heatherxo Musicx naw you don't, naebody understands yi

    • @lilsarmichan
      @lilsarmichan Před 6 lety

      aye

    • @loonietuunes
      @loonietuunes Před 5 lety +9

      Man: This song is good!
      Me: Aye, a ken!
      Man: Who's Ken?
      That's what it's like to have a Scottish accent.

    • @RobBob555
      @RobBob555 Před 5 lety +1

      you can borrow mine.

  • @audreydempsey7269
    @audreydempsey7269 Před 6 lety +133

    Why are scothis people so funnny😂😂😂

    • @tomohawk5567
      @tomohawk5567 Před 6 lety +16

      Audrey Dempsey Scottish people are funnier tho 👍😗

    • @audreydempsey7269
      @audreydempsey7269 Před 6 lety +5

      Tom O'Hawk yeah lknow 😂😂😂

    • @tomohawk5567
      @tomohawk5567 Před 6 lety +2

      Audrey Dempsey you're a wee star so you are and a bet grand craic as well x

    • @audreydempsey7269
      @audreydempsey7269 Před 6 lety +2

      Tom O'Hawk thank u Tom but u are funnyer do😂😂👍💕💕💕

    • @tomohawk5567
      @tomohawk5567 Před 6 lety

      Audrey Dempsey you're a sweetheart f saying so 😗

  • @s871-c1q
    @s871-c1q Před 6 lety +15

    all I gotta say is *SCOTLANDDDDDDD FOREVERRRRRR*

  • @katshiex7224
    @katshiex7224 Před 6 lety +35

    I’m Scottish and we are incredible human beings, were awfa funny

  • @animalcrackers4375
    @animalcrackers4375 Před 6 lety +8

    I'm Scottish and were legendary people

    • @stash.
      @stash. Před 6 lety +1

      naw wae urnae yah whalaper

  • @shiteface6678
    @shiteface6678 Před 6 lety +7

    1:40 that women is hilarious

  • @enoix3683
    @enoix3683 Před 2 měsíci

    "Excuse me sah" followed by a high pitched scream.

  • @ketilolsen2116
    @ketilolsen2116 Před 5 lety +1

    I just wanted to give the last guy a tenner for his talent, and for his next bottle of Iron Bru and a whiskey...

  • @keirx01
    @keirx01 Před 6 lety +9

    2:23 *Eminem has left the chat*

  • @PaulieDawlie
    @PaulieDawlie Před 6 lety +6

    Aye us Glaswegians are legends! 😂♥️

  • @snottgrrll
    @snottgrrll Před 6 lety +1

    Al never get over “AM OAN THE NIGHTSHIFT”

  • @bandanaspeech7691
    @bandanaspeech7691 Před 6 lety +1

    When he started rapping fast it killed me 😂

  • @liamthomas3755
    @liamthomas3755 Před 6 lety +3

    Junkies have magic powers im convinced honestly

  • @angelbloodshinra
    @angelbloodshinra Před 4 lety +1

    2:02 is a big mood

  • @em6700
    @em6700 Před 5 lety +1

    "A thought it wis toffee" 😂😂

  • @karenpaterson7960
    @karenpaterson7960 Před 5 lety +2

    The pub at 57 seconds is in tenerife and i know that because I am staying at the hotel across the road from it lol

  • @laurengraham7369
    @laurengraham7369 Před 5 lety +3

    It takes some talent to play a bookie pen

  • @izzyd5018
    @izzyd5018 Před 5 lety +1

    So glad to be Scottish ✌🏽🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @larajean8582
    @larajean8582 Před 3 lety

    I can't help watching every decent patter video, it's just great 😂😂👌👌❤️❤️

  • @gachaversequeen8255
    @gachaversequeen8255 Před 6 lety

    Oh me god. I’m laughing so hard at my own accent when I watched this.

  • @adayatatime2780
    @adayatatime2780 Před 6 lety +205

    Scottish.... Without doubt are far more funny than the Irish

  • @gavind9769
    @gavind9769 Před 6 lety +3

    Conor shoulda just giggled, mare chance them thinking it was "sarah"

  • @nzgersfan
    @nzgersfan Před 5 lety

    No one does try not to laugh like the Scots....these are absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

  • @georgiefoxton1896
    @georgiefoxton1896 Před 5 lety

    That’s how dead or no deal should be done 😂😂😂

  • @xxabiplaysrobloxxx56
    @xxabiplaysrobloxxx56 Před 6 lety

    That’s how we play no deal or no deal when we have been chucked out the pub

  • @ayatchafaqui
    @ayatchafaqui Před 6 lety +1

    Is it no a toffee 😂😂

  • @elliottwillis5931
    @elliottwillis5931 Před 6 lety +1

    'necunts gonnae steal fae you ye've no even go a tele'

  • @cbrachel
    @cbrachel Před 6 lety +1

    This is just a normal Saturday

  • @krackajackz
    @krackajackz Před 5 lety

    That night shift one kills me

  • @AstroLOW
    @AstroLOW Před 6 lety

    "Oh! I'm on the night shift!" Even better than "she turned the weans againts is!"

    • @meldy9227
      @meldy9227 Před 6 lety

      Hawl ah'm oan eh night shift*

  • @sophieevans8978
    @sophieevans8978 Před 5 lety

    Ya awright pal 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gillianl8932
    @gillianl8932 Před 5 lety

    I'm the woman dancing to Gimme A Man After Midnight and falling over after.

  • @benrolle622
    @benrolle622 Před 5 lety +1

    1:40 was the only good one 😂

  • @tnsemma811
    @tnsemma811 Před 6 lety +1

    Scottish patter is eh actual best man

  • @clarahall4117
    @clarahall4117 Před 6 lety

    "I'M ON NIGHT SHIFT"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deantirmizi
    @deantirmizi Před 4 lety

    I like to think that scott is a young innocent guy who actually thought he was eating a toffee, and not some lad who is buzzing off yokes

  • @heatherhawkins-music3551
    @heatherhawkins-music3551 Před 6 lety +1

    2:02 😂

  • @electricblue6984
    @electricblue6984 Před 6 lety +2

    omg I know that first guy! he went tae ma school 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @mydogs7508
    @mydogs7508 Před 6 lety

    No way man,, a big mad shoe ,,,, quality by the way

  • @Naomi-it7oy
    @Naomi-it7oy Před 6 lety

    LMAO THAT PERSON AT 1:40 XD

  • @itsmeyaboi5727
    @itsmeyaboi5727 Před 6 lety +2

    I came here to laugh at my enemys, I’m Irish btw

  • @Akumarb26
    @Akumarb26 Před 2 lety

    4:15 the jail yards ma stage
    He’s definitely been in saughton or BarL

  • @skipraida5497
    @skipraida5497 Před 5 lety

    Some say he's still rapping to this day.

  • @jcfilms2641
    @jcfilms2641 Před 5 lety +1

    3:36 he's flanking

  • @witherdfoxy3305
    @witherdfoxy3305 Před 6 lety

    The rap one fuck up at the beginning

  • @pearse9116
    @pearse9116 Před 6 lety

    That junkie has pretty sweet lyrics.

  • @noelsatterley2996
    @noelsatterley2996 Před 5 lety

    Buckie bottles 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andyrice859
    @andyrice859 Před 5 lety

    Aye aw right M.C junkie baws
    Gee it a Breck!!

  • @rthomas201011
    @rthomas201011 Před 6 lety

    Guess who's not going to Scotland, this guy!

  • @hahastfu5032
    @hahastfu5032 Před 5 lety

    The last one😂

  • @gormless2545
    @gormless2545 Před 5 lety

    "IM OAN THE NIGHT SHIFT!" Greetin

  • @jamessutherland227
    @jamessutherland227 Před 5 lety

    Boi spittin bars

  • @tommyjohnstone8693
    @tommyjohnstone8693 Před 5 lety

    If donald trump was the priminster he would probably build a wall.

  • @Jxwsiii
    @Jxwsiii Před 4 lety

    Who left ma welly boot there 😂

  • @E9XJD
    @E9XJD Před 6 lety

    That AMG though

  • @chaoticidiottt
    @chaoticidiottt Před 5 lety

    I don't understand what they are saying but I like them
    they are funny

  • @user-ff8ve4oq8n
    @user-ff8ve4oq8n Před 3 lety

    That crackhead rapper when the pther bloke wemt the other aide and started spitting too i wouldbe died 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johndory4331
    @johndory4331 Před 6 lety

    White lightning.... Hahahaha

  • @petersharpling410
    @petersharpling410 Před 5 lety

    Im so happy im Scottish, OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

  • @superfurrygaz1
    @superfurrygaz1 Před 5 lety

    Noel Gallagher can get the bookie pen player to replace her with the scissors on his next album.

  • @davidgraham370
    @davidgraham370 Před 6 lety +1

    1:41 Vietnam Flashbacks

  • @aaronloftus6125
    @aaronloftus6125 Před 5 lety

    Da hell was that rap?😂😂

  • @garvald
    @garvald Před 6 lety

    1:40 finally i've found a fuckin use to slow down the speed to 0.25 in the speed settings

  • @davidjmcquillan6651
    @davidjmcquillan6651 Před 6 lety +6

    Breaking news . New language discovered after 2000 years . New David Attenborough documentary starts on Thurs 12th July at 8pm

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 Před 6 lety +1

      David J Mcquillan been here for a while mate. Get out more 😂

  • @CeeCeeCeeCeeCeeCee
    @CeeCeeCeeCeeCeeCee Před 6 lety

    "Who left ma welly boot there?"

  • @ellu8700
    @ellu8700 Před 5 lety +1

    How can i found that video on 1:40 ?

  • @jammiiee
    @jammiiee Před 6 lety

    MA TELE'S IN THE ROOM!

  • @RaincloudTheDragonXD
    @RaincloudTheDragonXD Před 5 lety

    I will visit the planet Scotland one day

  • @gabm4806
    @gabm4806 Před 6 lety +2

    A feel proud

  • @manciuhaze6193
    @manciuhaze6193 Před 5 lety

    That guy actualy freestyles better than eminem

  • @skinhead-ej8ff
    @skinhead-ej8ff Před 6 lety

    The bucky one. Nae deal

  • @ProjectCreativityGuy96
    @ProjectCreativityGuy96 Před 3 lety +1

    1:01 -
    If anyone knows the name of this video, can you please send me the link please? Much appreciated!

  • @ethanfraser4240
    @ethanfraser4240 Před 4 lety

    At the end where it said subscribe dis Anywan ken fit that tune is called ma young G lads