Connor always had human emotions and has always been a deviant cuz in chapter 1 the cutscene when Daniel shoots at him his chip turns yellow and then red he was made with emotions all of the androids were but they have programing that makes them obey I think in the machine path you choose to make Connor a machine
@@playernumberuno no but North was a follower of Markus and if markus was Robo-Jesus, then technically Robo-Hitler would be a disciple/apostle but not necessarily a saint
God, nothing has the same hilarity as the options to reject all of North's approaches. Something about the way she looks as if we've just crushed her soul is the funniest goddamn thing in the world to me
@Slvvr Gldyyy Mine maybe has it too, but minne has some new apps I don't know how to use for example Google Home and Google One. Because I had a phone with Android 4.4.2 but I have a new phone with Android 10. 😆😆
i love seeing that clips when Markus turns North down because their relationship was kinda forced on a player, like it was super easy and fast to get them to be lovers
I always told my friends this Detroit joke... now I am saying it here.. Hank : I believe that you are a deviant connor. Connor : stooop. That hurts my feelings-.... that hurts my software. I am not a deviant
![Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rggwKu2-Cy4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]](/img/tr.png)
THE LOOK OF REGRET EVERYTIME CONNOR REALIZES HE SHOWED A HUMAN EMOTION-
He's always just like
"Phk"
NO
ptsd face
"fuck I think I'm a Deviant"
Connor always had human emotions and has always been a deviant cuz in chapter 1 the cutscene when Daniel shoots at him his chip turns yellow and then red he was made with emotions all of the androids were but they have programing that makes them obey I think in the machine path you choose to make Connor a machine
Whats 14 + 14 ?
*28 STAB WOUNDS*
14 +
14
--------
2 8
I AM LOOKING FOR A COUPLE BRAKNCELLS
You SERIOUSLY need more likes
Connor: *28 FUC**NG STAB WOUNDS*
Connor: HE WAS BLEEDING! BEGING FOR MERCY! BUT YOU STABBED HIM 28 FUC**ING TIMES!
Oh no MeTh coNnEr
Angelina Fox quick maths
2:17 this video will forever haunt Bryan.. Internet is cruel
Where does that even come from wtf lmao I'm dying over here
@@sofiaacosta4768 i think is the video with jack
gaming owl no it’s not
@@sofiaacosta4768 its a vid with jack
@@zefirnaya6238 it is
Hank: ‘empathy is a human emotion’
Connor: *Fucc*
Noo, PHK
Markus: Robo-Jesus
North: Robo-Hitler
Wait a minute.
Is that means that Hitler was saint?
Buddy, I don't think you get who Hitler was
Simon: Robo-alwaysShot
Josh: robo-Frisk
@@playernumberuno no but North was a follower of Markus and if markus was Robo-Jesus, then technically Robo-Hitler would be a disciple/apostle but not necessarily a saint
True
Roses are red
I like eating spoons
Carlos Ortiz
Had 28 stab wounds
E Henry Lol
Are you sure spoons are healthy for your Cholesterol?
This is golden!
Are spoons tasty and do they give you 28 stab wounds?
That's actually good
2:57 other people sneaking back into their rooms late at night
3:04 me when “sneaking” back into my room late at night
Needs more likes 😂
U had to break a window?
@@Psvir i guess
Nah that's my sis
Same 😂
I'm white.
I'm black.
I'm yellow.
I'm red.
*I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.*
Lieutenant Anderson
"My NaMe Is CoNnOr Im A aNdRoId SeNt By CyBeRlIfE!"
1:19 Hank threw Connor lmao
And am Kanye west
*I PAID $700 FOR THOSE CRABS*
Let’s not forget our orange Donald Trump
*Detroit: Become human:* Remember, this is not just a game, this is our future.
*2019 already:*
To think we will have completely humanoid androids in nearly every household and business in a matter of two decades. Science!
And then we have 2020,
@@livelaughluton3654 like your profile pic
*THE, WHAT!*
@@cryw1092 lol, in a matter of two decades we will all be dead
@@yasininn76 I doubt that. We tend to stick around.
0:49 Carl on his way to see Markus XD
Awww..😭🥰 i like that
Im punk so I must rebel
im Asian so I must like math
*im an android so I must be sent by cyberlife*
I'm laughing so hard help
I love this
Hahaha
I am a Connor so i must say 28 STaB WoUnDs
This comment is funny and every thing... *but the profile pic though*
Some people are gonna be very confused by the whole crab thing
JTGameZ
It was a video made by the actor for Connor ( Bryan Dechart) you can find the original video on CZcams.
Is it real???
@@SheriffBraylie yes
@@SheriffBraylie it is it was made by Bryan dechart corner
I think it’s hilarious.
Markus: All hail robo-jesus!
Ralph: This is going to be succulent!
Luther: We need to talk about Alice
Connor: MY NAME IS CONNOR-
Alice: h e l p
@@helpme-7855 *NO! PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT!*
Can someone tell me what meme is that?
@@cristianolaboureur5999 (im on a other account)
girl: “alexa, whats 53 factorial?”
alexa: “no.”
*D E T R O I T : B E C O M E H U M A N*
“Alexa play Despacito”
“No u”
*nice try but im not deviant*
𝖴𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍
You showed empathy Connor...
That's a human emotion.
*We'll be right back!*
Lel
o o p s
*To Be Continued*
Wow i found this comment just at the Time Hank said it un this video
My favourite youtuber reaction to that is CallMeKevins "no I just really hated that guy"
God, nothing has the same hilarity as the options to reject all of North's approaches. Something about the way she looks as if we've just crushed her soul is the funniest goddamn thing in the world to me
Because north is an asshole?
Ayyy lmao oml this is the first time I’m seeing the rejection choices and I fucking love it 😂
Storm Brewed Noodles well. You’re not wrong 😂
@@KaLa1865_ lel
She deserves it
4:06 Me when I saw Connor when I firstly played Detroit
Same
True tho
WHAT ABOUT MARKUS!?
So true XDD
@너와 함께한 아침【l o f i 】 bad thing hes married
"Alexa, do you love me"
"Yes."
*Police my Android has emotions*
Slvrr Gldyyy i got
‘Thy friendship makes us fresh’
Perfect timing
@Slvvr Gldyyy Mine maybe has it too, but minne has some new apps I don't know how to use for example Google Home and Google One.
Because I had a phone with Android 4.4.2 but I have a new phone with Android 10. 😆😆
NO
It's a bot, not an android...
But saying it isn't an android would ruin the joke, and i liked it. So, let's pretend it is
4:12 is the exact sound i made when hank and connor hugged at the end
I cried ugly tears 😭😂
@@SolidarityGraphicsYT same
@@SolidarityGraphicsYT it was hat got me sobbing man-
i'm...
⚪️red
⚪️yellow
🔘 *android that had been sent by cyberlife*
When I saw this thumbnail
I knew
This was the one.
*All hail Markus the Robo Jesus
The king! Alll hail the WONDERFULL and amazing markus
4:13
Amen
Same XD
i was dieing when that came up
*MY NAME IS CONNOR, IM THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE*
*its "Connor" not "Conner"*
@@raywillyjohnson *THANK YOU*
i read the with a Irish accent
reading this in Jack's voice
No your not
You showed empathy.
Empathy is a human emotion.
*cutest connor face*
Hank: "Empathy is a human emotion"
Me: "Shit, I feel stupid"
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He must *licc*
Also HE A SNACC
Connor: Kills Connor 2.0
Connor: *Starts to lick blood* HES ME
Hank: Really? *REALLY CONNOR?*
@@hannazahhak-captor2992 he's a whole damn meal
@@mophettcreamy4427 Hell yeah
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly,
He crabb
Felx seal : **Stabs bucket 28 times**
Corner: *28 STAB WOUNDS*
Grace Mcsweeney CARLLLL that kills people!?!
(That’s a reference I’m sorry I had to)
2 of my favourite memes
XD
THATS ALLOTA DAMAGE
C O R N E R
@@whatiwasbusyignoringyou3333 F E L X S E A L
2:55 basically what i was thinking when markus jumped through the window perfectly lol
I THOUGHT CONNOR WAS *ADVANCED*
DarkHeart falling is elegant. Requires much skill.
Connor is a precious bebi who was worried about Hank, that should be a free pass
Connor: **BREAKS THE WINDOW AND FALLS OFF**
The amount of times Conner did an oopsie
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3:55
"Close the door on your way out"
*ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HAMILTON I'M SORRY I'VE FAILED ALL OF YOU*
Smh
HaVe I DoNe SoMEThIng WrOng???
@@beluud5870 On tHe CoNtRaRy
Same thought
OMG YEEEESSS😂😂😂 Connor is Buuuuurr
0:48 damn Carl’s is very fast 😂
NoobVanner I guess he’s fast than a carl
He is *speed*
If Carl recovers
Connor-
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He L I C K
Thomas15 05 L I C C*
@@kezvo0512 LOL.
L I cc
U MEAN HE LICC BLUE BLOOD
L I C C
DBH is less than subtle with the biblical references and the holocaust references
Sergio Pérez Not to forget the Rosa Park story links '-'
Sergio Pérez so?
**cough cough**
*J E R I C H O*
american civil war and civil rights movement
Sergio Pérez and the thing with Canada not allowing people to own androids? A reference to the 36-30’ line.
4:06 That was my reaction when I played Connor for the first time... And I'm a guy ._.
𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱
Same...
@@bats2038 nothing wrong with thinking another man’s cute.
@@louissss9882 play the reaction again.
@EMELIN SWATZELL his kinda scary, tf you talking about
Hank: Empathy is a human emotion
Connor: I'm not the android sent by cyberlife, i'm a clown
0:45 wait, is this a meme? Isn't this just a clip from the game? I see nothing unusual...
Its just a clip from the game, and Im waiting for a dumbass to ruin the joke and refuse to get r/wooooshed and be a toxic fatass.
Nah man. Its just a good clip. Quality scene.
@@绕建凯 we found him.
@@trip3796 congratulations, you sure as hell got the joke.
@@psychxlogist 🤦♀️
*I CAME, I SAW, I CAME, I SAW, I PRAISE, THE LORD, THEN I, BREAK HE LAW, I TAKE, WHAT'S MINE, AND TAKE, SOME MORE*
That had me crying
Same thing
Im dying too
*H E L A W*
Gen Di I was just thinking about that song
Plan ON me too. I found one without the bass but it was not the same
1:34
Hank: You showed empathy Connor, empathys a human emotion.
Connor: .... F**k...
KittyTheDeviant Connor: *slightly looks away*
O oP s-
He's really f***ed up
0:22 I literally laughed harder than I should've! XD
Just 2 robots talking
Nice
1:04 me trying to get the “ill be back” trophy
Iiiiiiii Neeeeeed tooooooo geeeeeet that crappy trophy ;-; But I don't want to kill the chiiiiild ;-;
0:37 nice human music
I like it
Human music... i like it
0:23 im wheezing😂
Robot noises
Would have liked but I wanted the likes to remain at 69.
*Windows XP launch sound*
I don’t get that meme
Its called laughing
hello wheezing! im enoch!
R.I.P. North
Hai papyrus ;w;
@@EIGHT_LOST_TAPES Hi
Aaaaahhhh aaaaaaaaah aaaaaahhh ahh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhh
StopHurtingNorth2019
C00LSKELET0N 95 north was annoying
6:35 me when gamestop is closed and they got resident evil 2
Underrated comment I actually wheezed
4:06 is literally me every single time i see connor i feel targeted
Golden F0x3z Same 😂
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
I felt attacked at that part-
"You showed empathy connor...empathy is a human emotion"
To be continued....
O O P S
*all* *hail* *robo-jesus*
ALL HAIL
markussssssssssssssssssssssss
What this meme name? On 4:20
@@bt.666 its the everyones here meme
do you know where is this original video?
*i came i saw 2x*
*i praise the lord*
*then break the law*
*i take what’s mine*
*i take some more*
My favorite XDD
Then take some more*
All hail Robo Jesus
2:17 who else heard this whole thing while playing as Connor
4:07 Most relatable thing ever
I feel ashamed to say
*_same_*
1:25
*when you realize you owned one of those shirts*
TOGETHER, WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO,
STANDING NEXT TO ME AS I'M NEXT TO YOU,
PUSH ME OUGHT THROUGH UNTIL THE BATLLES
*OOF*
...
RagonTruif THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Oh
4:18 ♪ HA HE HAHA, HEE HEE HOO, SO WISH IT WASN'T ME, AND I ATE A SALAMI, CALL ME PAPA, PEE PEE POO, BIG MAN GREG. HE'S SO SWEET WE COULD GLUE HIM ♪
DID SOMEONE SAYYY BIG MAN???????
WHAT THE HECKANDJWNDJ
What is the music here????
@@Juno_Jury_ just for the amount of dedication its the smash brawl opening song
My name is cyberlife, I’m the Connor sent by android
LG SHALL RISE!
What
The android sent by conner
5:50
I literally changed my password to FUCKINGPASSWORD because of this.
C & C Miller HOLY CRAP IM NOT DE ONLY ONE
@@Bestusername290 yes
Thanks for the passwords people
@@cassiem5183 👌
Teacher:homework pls
Me:
1:44
0:22 Was The Best.
I could watch 2 hours of that kind of stuff xD
2:17 I’m actually dying
YEAH I'M CRABBY
AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS
C R A B S
@@jinlvr5813 well you just ruined it
5:56
Connor: What is the password? (remembering)
I had it at the first try because... "Fuckingpassword" come on, it IS Hank XD It was so easy
4:06 - literally the entire fandom tho
i love seeing that clips when Markus turns North down because their relationship was kinda forced on a player, like it was super easy and fast to get them to be lovers
4:06
That killed me XD
That is legit me XDDD
Thats me 😑😶
me too!
Subtitels: [Applause]
Do you know where the fangirl thing is from?
4:06 Everyone that likes this smol bean
Which is everyone..who wouldn't love this guy?!
Me I love North
OUR BOY’S A LEGUME
5:57 is the best one
Yesssss
...Fucken pigeons...
Connor: *puts in last password and it works*..Obviously
Woah I've seen you in a other vid
hank : you showed empathy connor, empathy is a human emotion
connor : *oOps*
I always feel bad for North tho she just hot
Markus: Its just an error in your Software
Me: Alexa, say no
Alexa: No
Me: *there is a deviant in my house, HELLO!?*
@@gemazo3922 shHHHH
@@gemazo3922 SHHHHH
@GEMAZO shhhhh
*Conner jumps off roof* *Conner somehow turns into Kermit* mY CHiLd HOod
Connor is also spelt Connor
When does Conner jump off the roof
I always told my friends this Detroit joke... now I am saying it here..
Hank : I believe that you are a deviant connor.
Connor : stooop. That hurts my feelings-.... that hurts my software. I am not a deviant
*That sounds like him*
Friz: Seatbelts everyone!
_friz lets Markus take the wheel_
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip
Everyone: WITH MARKUS?! NO WAY!!
3:25 Jimmy is like: you gonna let him talk to you like that Connor?
5:54
I was wearing headphones at this point 4:07 rip ears!
Everyone pray to robo-Jesus
XD I WATCHED THIS PART 3:29 AND JUST REALIZED IT SAYS gaywad mcgee. XD
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
1:31 I MADE THAT OMGGG I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE MY VIDEO IN HERE I'M HAPPY LMAO
paradisiac. *surprised pikachu face*
Well you did a good job because that was the only one i acctually cackled at
Markus: *slides in perfectly*
Alice: *also slides in perfectly*
Connor: *slides but then slams into the wall*
OMG YES 5:35 the way he just looks at the camera XD
When Magic School Bus came out of nowhere
“I Felt That”😤
3:06 here starts the bootifull part
YukiGacha song name?
@@madamenox2765 the mii chanel theme lol
4:06 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE CLIP IS FROM? THE FANGIRL-
I think it's from the Instagram account kenlovski but I haven't been able to find it yet *cri
Just look up yuri on ice fangirl on CZcams
I... LOVEEEEE CONNER (CoCc) 🤣
2:22
Connor: Because I have Krabs!
Hank: Oh shit he knows!
3:15 "Please PLEASE I WANNA BE A REAL BOY, I WANNA BE A REAL STRAIGHT BOY" I'm dead
4:16 God I'm wheezing on those memes 😂
Where are these from? What game/show? I wanna know😭
4:18
All hail markus
All hail robo-jesus or markus
Can you please tell what is the name of this music ?
@@ghazalqattan3636 It's a meme called Everyones here I think..
@@humanman8975 oh thank you so much
Best Ones
0:13
0:27
0:55
1:31
3:11
4:18
5:11
6:33
Flame Eclipes XD
You have to choose one .
My favourite is 0:55
Mines 5:11 😂 and 2:56
You forgot *CRABBY*
Awkward Kitty ma’am the best is 4:18
I know it’s a lot the HAIR the BOD, when your staring at a ROBO GOD!
YOU’RE WELCOME
"You showed empathy Connor. Empathy is a human emotion."
Connor : 😵😵😵😵😵😵
Hank: says the F word about a thousand times. Connor typing in the password: “Obviously” lol
0:45 makes me SO HAPPY, BRYAN IS SO GOOD AT A JACK IMPRESSION
4:07
Bryan should see that...
Amelia, 5 second after marrying Bryan be like that
This is by far the best DBH meme compilation so far 😂😂
*I came, I saw*
*I came, I saw*
*I praise, the lord*
*Then brake, the law*
*I take, what's mine*
*Then take, some more*
0:13
6:33 Ms. Frizzle must be and android if she's able to shapeshift into Marcas in an instant
lmao Connor going in the rant about “the crabs”
The crabby part...is that Bryan Dechart??? Sounds like him, lol. Can I ask where that's from? That's hilarious.
You can search up something like "crabby bryan dechart" and see the original video in all its embarrassing glory
Yup. Bryan in a crab suit.
TwEnTy EiGhT cRaB wOuNdS
Who did this?!
@@Jkl66710 the masterpiece has been ruined. *cries*
Jkl66710 k it’s at like 73 now
It's good to know that it's not just me and my sister that call Markus Robo-jesus lmao.
I refused to kiss North too xD
Galaxy_Fox ugh I friendzoned North only so that something could happen with Simon. Homeboy was still awkward as hell and it led to absolutely nowhere.
I GAVE NORTH THE ROBO-COCK
Fun fact: the creators did want to make Simon a love Intrest but cut it out for time
Hank: You showed Empathy Connor..
Conner: 😮
Hank: That's a human emotion.
Conner: 😖 *Shit he's catching onto me*
Hank : "Empathy is a human emotion connor."
Connor : "Whaaaaaaaaat....?"
"Luther- we need to talk about Alice"
I see what you did there
0:00 MY FRIGGIN ALEXA TURNED ON AND ITS STILL GOING
5:00 I DIDNT KNOW CONNOR COULD COMMIT SUICIDE WHAT THE FUKC MY POOR BEAN
I played the game and I had to make him do it. I borderline cried
im crying
“i could end you”
“why do you hang out with him”
Hank: You showed empathy Conner, empathy's a human emotion.
Connor: Hehe... fuck