10 Dumbest Criminals In The World!
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- čas přidán 26. 06. 2024
- From the car chase foiled by an empty gas tank to the dumbest criminals in Florida and the crazy stuff you won’t believe they tried to get away with! Here are 10 of the dumbest criminals ever!
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here in oklahoma a bank robber thought he got away with his crime. until the phone rang. You see he had his truck for sale and his phone number listed on a sign on the back of the windshield. The police called the number and made arrangements to meet the man to buy his truck. You can guess the rest.
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Damn the luck
Dumb and stupid in the extreme...there should be a ward in prisons labeled DUMB...
The cops got a good deal on a truck?
He just robbed a bank....why the hell did he want the extra 1200$
You get away with bank robbery.. and you get caught because you brag about it on social media... WTF
The marker one will never get old 😂😂
That's what I came for
Ikr 🤪🥜
@@mistanomercy5245 Why
@@red44243 bc it’s funny 💀
The worst master plan😂😂😂
Dude that confessed to a murder because he thought he was going to die 😂 uhhh I'm not dead? Judge: well not exactly but you may as well be now 😉
Dollar General isn’t a “dollar” store. Not everything is a dollar. Some things can be over $20.
@what nite yep. 1.07$ with tax
Absolutely the dadtest Billy the kidders. I wonder how that went down with the other inmates in prison. Hopefully someone gave them a slap in the head for being so dumb Lol 😂😂😎👏👏👏👏..P
Family Dollar is the one where its all $1. Dollar General sometimes has prices higher
than the grocery store.
@@danielkokal8819 Dollar Tree is where everything is $1
not to mention not many of theses type of shops have any security so really it would be a place u have a better chance at getting away wit at least, 'wats better 'getting away or getting a shit load of cash n getting busted, i say getting away any-day Ya.
My mother had a friend who managed a paint store. A couple came in, the man took the manager into the back room to get the safe open. The wife stayed up front, my mother was showing her paint samples. there was a contest with a full home make over as top prize. She talked the lady in to entering it, took the entry for and folded it in a unique way. The police were at their house before they got home. The wife admitted entering the contest because she wanted a nicer house. I don't think that worked out well for her. FYI, she didn't win the contest.
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@Henzo88 So did her hubby
The guy who rob the dollar store cause he thought the crime will be cheaper 🤣
Lol Dollar General stores make a lot more money then people think. I know for a fact the one by me makes thousands a day so robbing it at the right time can pay off assuming your not as stupid as this guy lol
Nowadays these bank got blue dye they blow up in your face you can't get it off I like that good thanking Banks
Don't you mean a1954 Buick Roadmaster not a 1994 Buick Roadmaster.
Computer narration. A typo becomes a speako
This is the broheim voice don't you recognize him from other things. I think he does the Amerikano manufactured videos as well. Which if you're not bothered by not actually seeing what they're talking about and just can handle a bunch of random Clips with narration I recommend.
It's the best horrible television on the ....phone?
... whatever this oddly-shaped thing is in my hand. I'm telling you they design these things to break. I better shut up or......
I was tripping off the picture too. Good heads up.
@@Warrendeansnipes brother; friend, buddy 'Voice, so whos that mate.?
Dollar stores are one of the most frequented stores in neighborhoods the sheer volume of customers they get guarantees that they’re going to have a substantial amount of moneyDon’t let the name dollar store fool you
_That’s_ why you so often see security guards at dollar stores in rough areas! It all makes sense now
I was thinking the same thing
I am SO glad I'm not the only one who knows that the DG (Dollar General) isn't like a Dollar Tree... I can go in the DG and drop close to and over $100.00 lol!!!
Im a gm for dollar tree, yes much different than a DG but we were robbed at 930am. Literally 30 minutes after opening. End of day xmas eve and we barley top a couple grand in cash but 930am on a random Tuesday..... Guy got maybe 75 bucks. Pure stupidity.
@@riceracm they have security ??? ! I never saw that before 😳
On AMW their was a guy who handed a note to the bank teller while holding a gun stating give me all of you cash, the bank robber left the note behind which he written from back of his pay stub.
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10:02 Why did he reveal his robbery on Facebook?! Did he not realize the police take it seriously, how could he be so stupid 🤦🏾♂️
I’ve learned to not ask “how dumb can you be?” People are starting to take it as a challenge.
Because some folks are just plain stupid...they cant help it.
As soon as I saw the permanent marker masks, I knew it was Iowa 🤣🤣🤣
I bet that cop didn’t get arrested for leaving his keys in the car..!!!
Each story is funnier than the last. Apparently they didn't change the names to protect the ignorant. The level of incompetence is mind boggling.
#1: He likely wanted to stay in prison. It's called being a recidivist.
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Remember kids when committing a burglary always carry id .
Confessing because he thought he was just about to die. Thats too much✋😂 Thanks Chris this just made my night. There's nothing better than seeing a dumb ass criminal stick himself in. 😂😂😂
I always wonder how these people survive in the real world.
Some are homeless and they want to go to jail. I lived like two weeks in a shelter and I heard PLENTY of people agreeing that the only plan they had was commit a crime because it's a win win. They get away with it they got cash or a free ride to a free bed and meals during the winter.
Yes, they do!
The final one of the guy getting out of jail and immediately stealing a marked cop car
I admit is definitely the dumbest one on the list but it's also the saddest one on the list too.
That guy knew exactly what he was doing when he stole it and probably also knew it's a bigger felony to steal a cop car then it would have been to steal any other person's car. He was probably so institutionalized he didn't have any idea how to function outside of jail and probably didn't even want to leave. So he walked out and stole that car and went right back in to jail. That's really sad. Dumb yes, but very very sad.
Have you ever heard of the naked rambler from Scotland? This guy simply refuses to wear clothes so is constantly being arrested and sent to prison for indecent exposure. Every single time he gets released, as soon as he steps outside the prison he immediately gets naked and is immediately rearrested. While he's in prison he's kept in solitary for obvious reasons. Definitely not a good idea to let a naked guy walk around a prison. The worst thing is he can't understand why he's not allowed to walk around in public bollock naked
Number 6 had a heart attack not a seizure
The stealing a cop car was hilarious 😂
"In today's climate it seemed legit..." no, the only thing that seems legit here is two scumbags tried to use their protected status to destroy another's life for free money. The two women that burned down their home with a fake "hate crime" should themselves be charged with an actual hste crime.
Amen
Thanks for making me feel like Einstein today 😂
But the name 'Cement Shoes' make me think otherwise. 😂
@@linkedloetje2475 your name did likewise for me
@@cementshoes1425 Linke Loetje is an intellegent criminal. You could call it the opposite of your name. 🤭
@@linkedloetje2475 you’re named after a restaurant that got bad reviews on Google. I remain unimpressed
The number 9 guy was actually smart to not rob with an actual firearm. LoL.
The Dollar General was a step up from tip jars and lemonade stands. Saying the guys were the dumbest criminals was a tough call. They have a lot of competition for that title .
People actually get away with bank robbery all the time.
True...
The Dollar General is a regular store with regular prices not literally a dollar store
This video was hilarious 🤣 😂🤣🤣. Good morning laugh. Great video...!!
Lol really was
#4 The Fake Cop is my Brother in law 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're right where they're supposed to be they broke the law they do with the time
# 1 he's out walking the streets, how do we know that maybe he stole a car, at least he's not walking the streets...RIP... George Carlin
The worst part of all this is that this is only the tip of this iceberg of ignorance......
Well said. Wholeheartedly agree.
And to think the cop imposter had time to remove the jacket and fake police badge when pulled over for tinted windows
..he had plenty of time to throw it in the backseat
Dollar Generals around where I live get robbed seriously all the time. More so than banks, liquor stores, convenient marts… you get the point. I don’t know if they’re easier to rob and get away from or what but they seem to be a big target… around here anyway. When the video said “why rob a dollar general” I pushed play half expecting to see a dollar general robbery because they’re so common.
Because over thousand dollar stores are just too expensive so he went for 50 cents / a dollar.
Those two lazy criminals ...omg I love this guy
So... I'm guessing those dishes didn't get washed if he left the soap there on the counter. Smh. 🤣
The last story is possibly something a few inmates experience…after being locked up for so long they don’t feel comfortable anywhere but the jailhouse so they do something simple just to go back in to what they’ve known and grown accustomed to
let him out at 2:40 am what a nice release time . setting him up for success I see 10/10
Institutionalized
I believe the last one, who stole the cop car did it on purpose for he can go back to jail. Nobody cannot be that stupid.
Kinda funny how the cops tracked down they're stolen police car so quickly. About 95% of the time if stuff like that can stolen from an individual they never find it. LoL
It's called GPS,every cop car has em
Dollar general isn't a dollar store, but it's not an expensive store either.
Believe it or not but most dollar stores in the hood have a lot more money than people think. Its common knowledge that we broke folk shop where its affordable and dollar general is very much affordable, and the hood aint full of rich folk...ergo...Dollar General
Those first two tho 😂
No I don’t feel sorry for anyone of them they deserved to get caught
And I thought I was stupid
Years ago I heard a story about 4 people who robbed a coin laundry, of all places.
Cool vid!
" Gosh Batman, what's this ?,"
"It's my new criminal file I call Batman's dumbest cases !!!".
I bought a $15 storage rack at Dollar General, so yeah... not a $1 store. And yes, it was absolute crap.
Dollar store, no security, not a lot of people, depending where it’s located, easy to go in and walk out without hassle. Why he grabbed stuff and left it, don’t know, and probably just wanted some quick cash. He might have gotten away with it if he didn’t leave/touch the items. And he Probably not trying to get a lot of cash. My guess...either way dumb AF
The worst crime was #2, that guy putting money in his mouth. 🤮
Big dummy....🥴
He robbed the dollar store because it was a easy target I guess.
There are truly desperate people in this world who snatch purses and even rob gas stations because they are starving and homeless and trying to survive. I do have sympathy for some of them. But what these jackasses did? Not a shred. As far as I can tell from the video, none of them were destitute. They were just greedy fools who deserve what they got.
Agree.
a guy once wrote a stick-up note on the back of his PHONE BILL. handed it to the teller, she gave him the
cash and the police were already at his house waiting when he got home.
This one time my friend was on a liquor fuelled black out on Main Street in Winnipeg Canada, well my buddy. in his drunken state decided he could break into the subway with nothing but his bare hands…. He then cut the shit outta his hands and arms leaving a lot of his blood behind in addition to that he also answered the phone when the alarm company called the subway to request medical attention telling them his first and last name he immediately realized he had just made a terrible mistake decided he was gonna flee on foot to his uncles not four blocks away leaving in the snow a perfect blood trial almost from door to door he somehow managed to escape again but by the next day he was arrested at the health science center while attempting to get his wounds stitched up under a fake name with no ID
I am from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and almost choked to death laughing.
So this comment caused a felony! 😫
Dollar General isn't a dollar store. It's basically just a regular store with stuff a little cheaper. They actually probably have quite a bit of money in the till.
Lmbo! Permanent Marker! 😂
👍👍Thank you! Thank you!
Wow!!! Stuff like this makes me feel better about myself when I pull a blonde moment lmao
It seems legit if you’re easily manipulated
A 1994 Buick Road master looks very different than the one in the picture (1954).
The 1994 is actually very boring and a typical cheap car around that time...
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I think the KFC Bomb threat was the most Interesting in my opinion
FEELING SORRY FOR STUPID PEOPLE NO MY FRIEND!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE VIDEO.
5:28 this.....this just has to hit you different....
Love hearing about two near me rip
The Dollar General probably have $200 to $400 in the drawer depending on the time of day.
Not everything a Dollar General is $1 and a higher percentage of the people they market to pay in cash than Target. Robbing that place would likely be on par with knocking over a gas station.
Small time criminals do small time crimes.sad...
But sadder is that they do big jailtime for small time stuff.
I think the last guy who stole the cop car actually wanted to go back to jail.
I Kind of understand the Dollar Store robbery it has good cookies 🍪 😂
James hit 🤣 awww man they do him dirty
I love this video
The answer to #7 is CRACK!…that’s the only reason I can think of why someone would rob a dollar store 😂
Dollar stores in my town, NC, have crazy money. People will drop $300, that's a line of customers with 3/4/5 carts, each person spending that or more. I think the dollar tree by the house really would hold thousands of dollars daily so if he saw the register like I've seen it, 7 registers, each one overflowing & difficult to close it had do much at 11am & open at 8, I might've gone there too!!!
I never feel sorry for criminals.
I thought almost all insurance policies don't cover arson as part of their insurance plans.
Dollar General is not a Dollar store.
That last one was on purpose he most likely spent all his time in jail and figured it's the best place for him
#1, It's sad because some of these criminals will Deliberately brake the law to go back to jail because it's the only life that you know.
The guy robbed the, Dollar General", probably because he was familiar with the store.
Dollar general stores carry a lot more than just dollar items My local one has some items for $50 and more
Justus is done ☑️
07:43 - "while driving at 1 am in the morning". 1 am is the morning.
Why did he rob a Dollar General? Because he's a cheapskate.
To rob a dollar store is low dumb criminal stuff..shows you the calibre of criminal they deal with
KFC is a RESTAURANT?
Very much so.
Is the dude narrating this from Canada? The way he said "sorry" at the very end sounded very Canadian and I was just curious if I am correct?
So hold up? You didn't think to full your gas tank?
Who claimed those were the "dumbest criminals in Florida "? And the other 9, dumbest criminals in the world, seriously? These people need to do their research better. Or not generalize things so much. The only case that really comes close are the chuckle heads with the Sharpie, but they even got that one wrong. They didn't draw mustaches and beards on themselves, they just scribbled all over their own faces. One of them only did the top half of his face, since he already had a beard and mustache.
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Wow , number 2 and 1 really are the dumbest criminals XD
"Feel sorry for any of these not-so-bright criminals"? Not at all! As one Joe Stalin (ex-bank robber and mass murderer) once said "Everybody can be stupid, but don't abuse the privilege"!
I think robbing 50 cents store was harder running away with all change lol
fyi, dollar stores and the like are big cash business. though they aren't supposed to, they are known for hundreds of dollars in the registers. I've worked management in them, it isn't hard to collect up $500 or more in cash in a register. plus you're trained to give up the $$$, so you are safer. I may have just enabled more dumb-assery but just had to clarify..
_That’s_ why you so often see security guards at dollar stores in rough areas! It all makes sense now
It's still not worth it for some desperate idiot to rob a dollar store ,get caught and do time in jail..that's idiot crap...if they want to do something sinister like that,no matter how desperate, do it big...
Hey the pic ya showed wasn't a 94 road master 54 maybe
You showed a 1955 Buick Roadmaster
"1994" *shows car clearly from 50s-60s*
Guy: it's 2020, you know what's a awesome idea? Let's rob a bank!
Girlfriend: yeah let's do it, it'll be fun!
Guy: well, robbery is done, let's post about it on facebook.
Cops: dumbasses did our job for us XD
My brother wasn't so bright either. See my brother broke the law for the third time. And also violating his probation four times. Then 5 months ago he was arrested again for child images and videos. He told someone that Nationwide that he's going to go to jail again and he told his probation officer he did between December 2020 to February 2021. And then when the the sheriff came to his location he admitted in front of the sheriff's and he confessed to my dad was with him at the time he was arrested. He was downloading child images in 2016. You're arrested then when he was on probation then he's violated his probation four times. When he was arrested June 15th 2021. He told the truth I'm body cam because the sheriff did have their body cams and he confessed to Dad and them that he did it between December 2020 to February 2021 you know what he knew that the shares can track them down on what he was downloading through a Wi-Fi. That's how they calm the first time. But it wasn't as bad first time but second time it was awful it was very bad because it was downloading child videos and images of children under the age the 12. Well still in jail for now until he gets his court date and see how much time he has to serve. It wasn't very smart. Actually told me Nationwide employee and also his probation officer. He knew the sheriff's actually can track his activity on our IEP address. It wasn't smart. Like he wanted to get caught. Well he got what he wanted he wasn't very smart. He's still in jail.
Number 5 only sounds legit now because hate hoaxes are so common.
Dollar stores make mad money dude
The guy at number 1 was institutionalized and wanted nothing more than to get back to prison.
What’s a “hand full of days”?
He didn't steal a police car, he stole a prison officer's car, and it wasn't a government issued one either, it was a personal vehicle.
The first two guys 😧