@@ThatKingAlex Here a business idea to sell to failures, Noise cancelling headphones so that even Angry Asian parents complaints can’t be heard. The lesser competition the better.
I know cus I used to do Kumon when my mum would drag me to this very blue place with tables and force me to do mindless math problems that did not increase my abysmal math grade
Went to Kumon from grade 2-11ish. I was actually getting ahead, not catching up, and I actually do endorse the "a little worksheet every day" style of learning for math (dodges younger me's death glare). But also he's absolutely right. You are basically paying for extra homework since it's largely independent learning.
Kumon was like Chinese water drop torture. I started hating maths and started becoming mentally unable to do math after a point. Grades started improving after my parents stopped that hell.
Idea to sell failure: sell yourself as somebody who will fail at stuff in front of others to make them look better. You wanna look smart in front of your crush? Beat me in a game of chess. Wanna look strong? Spot me at the gym while I fail to lift 10 pounds.
My experience: Kumon did not help me, in fact, I started hating math cuz of Kumon, I even started suffering math at school. I absolutely loathed doing maths at all and I'd simply start crying because it felt unbearable. It felt like Chinese water drop torture and solving even a single simple addition started taking more and more time because I was starting to loathe maths so much. After lots of pleading and begging our parents stopped the hell that was Kumon for me and my sister. And it really severely impacted my math performance from that point on. Until year 9 where I decided I wanted an A* and call it quits and never do math again. Unfortunately life had more cruel ideas for me later on but Kumon is a hell I wish upon no child.
@@prateekkarn9277 @Prateek Karn For me, math was the only class where I felt okay at in elementary school - I pretty much had a "if I don't want to do it, I won't do it" attitude, pretty much if I couldn't skate by with bare minimum effort, then I wouldn't work on it. I was not good in school, except for math, which I just clicked early on with me. Elementary School math was kind of all over the place, so until middle school where it got streamlined. That's where I realized that Kumon already taught me what I needed to know already. The one math class I took in my senior year though was my favourite class, and it was definitely not covered by Kumon - Probability and Statistics. My favourite class of all time.. ironically, physics I was not good at despite it mainly being math lol
@@prateekkarn9277 Some people just aren't cut out for certain things; some people just aren't suited to doing math, or science, or any kind of subject. This expectation that every student has to have A+ in every subject is stupid.
For me Kumon helped similarly, I learned shit I eventually started doing like 2 years iater in school so it helped a lot even though I still forgot some of it.
Kumon gave me PTSD, I was struggling in 8th grade Geometry, so what’d they teach me? Double digit addition! For. a. fkn. year. straight. Omg and don’t get me started with the music! They played the same classical music playlist of like 5 songs over and over again while you tried to work. I hate the 5 of the most iconic pieces of classical music because of the memories it brings back.
Oh I get it, its the Home Improvement method. In the show, Tim Allen plays a handyman with his own TV show called Tool Time, where every episode he does something crazy and stupid. And alot of people inadvertently thought he was doing stupid things on purpose to show what NOT to do.
As a former Kumon student, I've met very few people who know what it is lol In case nobody has said it yet, it's a math and reading tutoring center (I think some do Spanish too). It's general strategy is to give "short" daily worksheets that take to complete independently, which is what Steven refers to as extra homework. 1-2 times/week, the student would come to the center where they would have access to tutors. Some of whom may be actual math teachers, others (like me) were former students that needed a part time gig in high school/college.
I go to kumon and if I had to describe it with ONE WORD the word would be….. HELL!! Like are u expecting me to do maths and English EVERDAY EVEN ON ALL HOLIDAYS LIKE THIS IS WHY I WANT TO QUIT
Also love your videos. That said commit!...to the door. The only way to take the door is to position yourself such that if the door wins you end up with a hematoma. (Look it up) Insert "Red October" plausibly crazy Captain quote. Seriously, scary at first but the only way to win is put yourself in danger of losing.
There was a time my classmate who went to Kumon and me, who did not, do a times table race where who answers faster steps forward. It was basically neck in neck until I won during the two digits one
When I was in 3rd grade, our math team/math club managed to get into the top 3 on math competitions. Somehow, my parents thought it was a good idea to sign me up for some kumon💀 I spent the whole day at school juggling my studies, math club, journalism club, and kumon. Kumon did nothing but increase my homework as the same techniques were being taught in my math club XD They also had to mark me absent multiple times as I was either late due to math club or in another city for the math competitions. Eventually, the instructors made me choose if I like math club or kumon more. Guess which one I chose👀
I used to think Kumon is for rich people, like what I see on tv where royalty or nobles have these private tutors and sitting on some fancy sofas and I used to envy some classmates too. Then I once walk my classmate to Kumon and it only took looking at its logo for me to disregard the idea. The logo looks tired than smiley😂
Me who's Tongan yes Tongan i should be playing rugby but im playing minds in kumon. Also a teacher in kumon gave me my works sheet and i said at school we do basic facts were there is 100 questions and guess what i got a 93. She said oh yes kumon is really helping. Me:that was befor i started kumon🤣😂😅
Fuuuck, I wasn't even that bad at maths when I was 10, but my mum decided that I could improve greatly. I liked it at the very begonning, but 3 months of Kumon made me hate it so much that I still tremble jist thinking about it.. Absolutely loathed it.
"Are you stupid? Timmy used to suffer to make money, he's 5"
-Steven's Dad
241 likes with no comment? That’s completely normal for a short and i will leave you be fine sir.
What
Used to suffer?
@@mtoingehs Yeah, now Timmy runs a fvcking company. He's 9
@@ThatKingAlex Here a business idea to sell to failures, Noise cancelling headphones so that even Angry Asian parents complaints can’t be heard.
The lesser competition the better.
Me who did Kumon- this is facts 😂
Idk who he is XD lol does that say something?
Bro i started Kumon when i was 4yrs old
@@SallySue9725 it's a math tutoring business
Kumon has destroyed my brain cells
Bro i did it when i was 5-6
I never thought of it that way but Kumon is basically paying for extra homework
“heres how not to make money” written by an anonymous failure
All these days i was making videos without turning the camera on and naturally i wasn't getting any subs. This book literally changed my life.
@@Febreeze419 what the hell is nostalgia even
@@divyagupta1698 nostalgia is sentimentality for the past.
@@Febreeze419 o ok
With Kumon, my parents were like: You don't need to fail twice, son.
I know cus I used to do Kumon when my mum would drag me to this very blue place with tables and force me to do mindless math problems that did not increase my abysmal math grade
🤣 that gets me thinking can you sell failure🤔
Well its worth a shot he goes nothing 🤣
Time to sell myself
Im not sure if i should hiss, accept you into my pack or hunt you for sport...
@@romantheblack-cat 😁😉
His laugh is so infectious.
i go to kumon and this video was way to accurate
Just saying I love your videos
Thank you for helping me through my tough times :)
Went to Kumon from grade 2-11ish. I was actually getting ahead, not catching up, and I actually do endorse the "a little worksheet every day" style of learning for math (dodges younger me's death glare).
But also he's absolutely right. You are basically paying for extra homework since it's largely independent learning.
Kumon was like Chinese water drop torture. I started hating maths and started becoming mentally unable to do math after a point.
Grades started improving after my parents stopped that hell.
ur so lucky that urr parents stopped it😭😭😭
Bro looked at one meme and decided to start kicking doors…thanks for keeping my CZcams recommendations spicy.
im doing kumon and suffering ;3; thanks so much for making this video it gives me more pain /j (except the kumon)
Idea to sell failure: sell yourself as somebody who will fail at stuff in front of others to make them look better. You wanna look smart in front of your crush? Beat me in a game of chess. Wanna look strong? Spot me at the gym while I fail to lift 10 pounds.
Stevens laugh makes EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Only true kumonders would understand
"why yu no doktor yet"
"yu faiure"
The way the music slowed was just
*Dramatic chefs kiss*
I will say.. Kumon did help me, basically permanently ahead of school so I never had to actually learn math in school
My experience:
Kumon did not help me, in fact, I started hating math cuz of Kumon, I even started suffering math at school.
I absolutely loathed doing maths at all and I'd simply start crying because it felt unbearable. It felt like Chinese water drop torture and solving even a single simple addition started taking more and more time because I was starting to loathe maths so much.
After lots of pleading and begging our parents stopped the hell that was Kumon for me and my sister.
And it really severely impacted my math performance from that point on. Until year 9 where I decided I wanted an A* and call it quits and never do math again.
Unfortunately life had more cruel ideas for me later on but Kumon is a hell I wish upon no child.
@@prateekkarn9277 @Prateek Karn For me, math was the only class where I felt okay at in elementary school - I pretty much had a "if I don't want to do it, I won't do it" attitude, pretty much if I couldn't skate by with bare minimum effort, then I wouldn't work on it. I was not good in school, except for math, which I just clicked early on with me.
Elementary School math was kind of all over the place, so until middle school where it got streamlined. That's where I realized that Kumon already taught me what I needed to know already.
The one math class I took in my senior year though was my favourite class, and it was definitely not covered by Kumon - Probability and Statistics. My favourite class of all time.. ironically, physics I was not good at despite it mainly being math lol
@@prateekkarn9277 Some people just aren't cut out for certain things; some people just aren't suited to doing math, or science, or any kind of subject. This expectation that every student has to have A+ in every subject is stupid.
For me Kumon helped similarly, I learned shit I eventually started doing like 2 years iater in school so it helped a lot even though I still forgot some of it.
Same. Doing calculus by the time I started high school. I absolutely hated it at the time, but it was objectively helful, at least in my case.
Kumon gave me PTSD, I was struggling in 8th grade Geometry, so what’d they teach me? Double digit addition! For. a. fkn. year. straight.
Omg and don’t get me started with the music! They played the same classical music playlist of like 5 songs over and over again while you tried to work. I hate the 5 of the most iconic pieces of classical music because of the memories it brings back.
I hated Kumon so much that one day I rained and I never went back.
Monetizing failure is actually QA and being a tester. Find new ways to fail so they have new things to fix
Bro was already monetizing failure since the beginning💀
No one
Steven : "am I always been a failure"
"Always"
Noooo the painful nostalgia 🤣🤣🤣
I speedran the whole program.
My brain now calculates shit so fast it confuses me sometimes
Kumon digital.. you can’t even miss a day.
Oh I get it, its the Home Improvement method.
In the show, Tim Allen plays a handyman with his own TV show called Tool Time, where every episode he does something crazy and stupid. And alot of people inadvertently thought he was doing stupid things on purpose to show what NOT to do.
A+. That's our Steven, always aiming for slightly above average
FIFTH NORMAL VIDEO IN A ROW WHOOO
Reminds me of how to basic but they never made a book
Only the real ones know what kumon is
That is so true can 100% agree I go and it a living hell
“Make 100 stupid videos” bro just explained my entire CZcams channel 💀👁️👄👁️
Me who didnt do Kumon *confused noises*
As a former Kumon student, I've met very few people who know what it is lol
In case nobody has said it yet, it's a math and reading tutoring center (I think some do Spanish too). It's general strategy is to give "short" daily worksheets that take to complete independently, which is what Steven refers to as extra homework. 1-2 times/week, the student would come to the center where they would have access to tutors. Some of whom may be actual math teachers, others (like me) were former students that needed a part time gig in high school/college.
I was thinking more along the lines of, when people pay you to stop doing something. Like singing or "acting" 😉
I go to kumon and if I had to describe it with ONE WORD the word would be….. HELL!! Like are u expecting me to do maths and English EVERDAY EVEN ON ALL HOLIDAYS LIKE THIS IS WHY I WANT TO QUIT
the first time I watched this the instant he said "Here's a way to mobilize failure" the video started buffering and I thought that was the joke.
That laugh!😂
Selling failure as entertainment is 35% of the film industry as a genre and recently 75% as a product.
Everytime my parents drove by the local kumon I always felt bad for the other kids in there
Love the Naruto kitty
I can’t believe my parents thought kumon did anything.
Kumon triggers PTSD
I did kumon since I was 4 and I actually rarely done the homeworks😅
Because yeah my parents pay for me to get extra homeworks
I have been doing Kumon for three years and this is fire facts
The fact that did both Kumon and PreUni is just ✨
Kumon...i never heard this name in years
I haven’t seen this man in a year
The subtitles said Math as meth🤣
Me: does kumon currently, is Asian
I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE
Oh my I forgot about Kumon. Now that I think about it I was the only one of my siblings that got sent there!
No no insurance companies are how we monetized failure. Lol 😂
When your parents own 2 Kumon 😅
wtf
@@ShadowValleys ikr LOL and their Indian
Ur accent is so similar to the Hong Kong one. Also u did kumon as well 😳
Steven's dad: The kick you just tried to apply to the door I have seen before. It was in a class of Failures.
"you fail at selling fail videos, i send you to jezus"
Oh my god, I need to show this to my friend LMAO
I think I should give him a AAAAA+++++++++++++++ for creativity
Also love your videos.
That said commit!...to the door.
The only way to take the door is to position yourself such that if the door wins you end up with a hematoma. (Look it up)
Insert "Red October" plausibly crazy Captain quote.
Seriously, scary at first but the only way to win is put yourself in danger of losing.
Kumon is just another way to say please end my suffering on this mortal plane
Man really said kumon 😂
Bruh I love your video
There was a time my classmate who went to Kumon and me, who did not, do a times table race where who answers faster steps forward. It was basically neck in neck until I won during the two digits one
When I was in 3rd grade, our math team/math club managed to get into the top 3 on math competitions. Somehow, my parents thought it was a good idea to sign me up for some kumon💀 I spent the whole day at school juggling my studies, math club, journalism club, and kumon. Kumon did nothing but increase my homework as the same techniques were being taught in my math club XD
They also had to mark me absent multiple times as I was either late due to math club or in another city for the math competitions. Eventually, the instructors made me choose if I like math club or kumon more. Guess which one I chose👀
That's a nice shirt right there "Monetize Failure!"
me who just quit kumon after a day and went to eye level and quit as well: My time has come
"Can I sell failure?" That's your brand tho
I used to think Kumon is for rich people, like what I see on tv where royalty or nobles have these private tutors and sitting on some fancy sofas and I used to envy some classmates too. Then I once walk my classmate to Kumon and it only took looking at its logo for me to disregard the idea. The logo looks tired than smiley😂
Steven... Drinks called failure... Briiiiiiiiiiii
The fact that my first school is kumon I went to school when I was 3-4 💀
Just make empty cans with Steven's failure brand on it. People can send cans of FAILURE to their friends.🤣🤣
Me who's Tongan yes Tongan i should be playing rugby but im playing minds in kumon.
Also a teacher in kumon gave me my works sheet and i said at school we do basic facts were there is 100 questions and guess what i got a 93.
She said oh yes kumon is really helping.
Me:that was befor i started kumon🤣😂😅
im watching this doing kumon rn
As someone who did Kumon, I have no input as I only did Kumon at preschool level and have forgotten most of it.
Bro he's already selling failure, Steven's failure! And how delicious it is...
I thought he would sell us (his subscribers) 😂😂😂
A+ for (creativity)
My friends back at elementary regretted getting into Kumon.
Me who is doing kumon at the same time I am watching
Plow air into a plastic bag and sell it as failure air
We love your videos man.
Steven He, He can never sell Failure for money hunny, no punt intended lol 😆
Kumon is the definition of depression the teacher will scold me for no reason.
Fuuuck, I wasn't even that bad at maths when I was 10, but my mum decided that I could improve greatly. I liked it at the very begonning, but 3 months of Kumon made me hate it so much that I still tremble jist thinking about it.. Absolutely loathed it.
words of the wise steve
I used to go to Kumon, this is actually very accurate
Steven's editor needs a raise
Steven should just sell giant signs that say Failure and points at the person holding them
In 6th grade in a group project with Jon choi I think a team name we had for something was the "kumon haters"
Dawg..💀
Emotional damage
Idea game show called are you a failure
Steve.. you just gave me, emotional damage
"We're not sorry cuz it's true" omgs
That explains the sad face logo at kumon
After more than a decade at kumon, I still have no idea what they're going for with that logo
It's "Thinking Face". The face you do in front of your homework.
This is literally those challenge CZcamsrs like daddy senza.
K u m o n
when ai was younger my friends got like 6/9 7/9, I got 10/9💀
u are a legend bro